Triforce! Mailbag Special #14 - Vetted to Perfection

Triforce Mailbag Special 14! We're busting into our bulging mail sacks once again with some easy haikus, Pimpus von Ballgag, The Final Fantasy Hero: Clive, Sips' poor memory of Armageddon and much, much more!
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[@illpunchyouintheface9094]

My favourite senior-citizen’s podcast

[@kellenbailey7433]

54:26 Ive gotta say, the handyman who "broke fixed items" sounds like he has bigger problems than leaving his ladder around lmao

[@Wyattporter]

I love how much Sips makes Lewis laugh in this one, it makes the jokes 10x funnier

[@ArkonArchive]

Lewis turned into my Spirit Animal when he almost died laughing at "Gimpus Von Ballgag" 😂

[@j-mc2144]

16:00 Booty Bay As well. He had a real cackle at that one. What a guy.

[@OctaneIsNot6ft]

Started sweating profusely when they mentioned Paul’s

[@sweetlolitaChii]

fr 😂

[@durpanda123]

@@sweetlolitaChii I was like why would they even say that

[@robotcatfish]

Love the Python love the Pyrion Clinton voice.

[@c5on]

Let reality shine to that KZbin buble. Thanks to people, that send these corrections.

[@wowiexist9875]

Lewis gets corrected by a professional on a subject, immediately turns to "I read a thing and believed it"

[@cameronwilsey9334]

Paintballs aren't as bad as airsoft because they usually break on impact, absorbing a lot of the energy in the process. That and the force is spread over a larger area

[@PBCjimbo]

They also travel much slower than airsoft BBs (unless you got a crappy gun)

[@Hollow5999]

BB pellets>Paintballs>airsoft

[@bakinbit]

My favorite mailbag episode to date, wonderful and hilarious!

[@daemonbane1]

I don't think Pyrion thought about the fact that Airsoft BBs fly alot faster than paintballs mostly *because* they are smaller. They're also a hell of alot more accurate at range due to the decreased wind resistance which in turn reduces the dropoff and trajectory changes that affect paintballs over relatively short distances.

[@jako1234567890jako]

Direct skin contact BBs hurt much more, but if you're wearing a hoodie or something its just a small sting. Whereas paintballs still hurt

[@Datharass]

NO WANKING IN COMMUNAL AREAS

[@boomslang3946]

the john story from sips is on the same tier as the bath plug story (also from sips)

[@LividCoffee01]

Lewis - I like Paul’s We know Lewis, we know

[@stijndevriesbb]

Fuck yeah

[@kylehumbert5735]

That final email tho 👌

[@obedcorrea811]

Fuck he'll yeah

[@baldboy-bx3gh]

Fuck yeah!!

[@adamcummings20]

Incredible ad section

[@user-eq8in2xw6y]

I actually knew a john paul george in high school hahaha

[@BeyondTilted]

24:00 lewis, now i havent read that book, but i would wager that the person who wrote that book is not arguing that hunter gatherer tribes from thousands of years bc are more violent than humans in the 20th century, but he is arguing that ancient civilized societies ( bronze age (hittites Egyptians mycenians) and iron age ( greeks romans etc) and vikings holy roman empire etc) have been significantly more violent than the societies in the 20th century. and that is the disconnect these ancient societies werent hunter gatherers that is significantly father back.

[@sweetlolitaChii]

Yeah that sounds right. I've also read that there's scant evidence for warfare in hunter gatherer society and prehistory

[@EveOnlineRanger002]

GRRRRRRRRRR the Resident Evil movies were excellent!

[@MystLunarabne]

48:15 see though that also just makes me think that's even the point of paintball or airsoft when you could do laser tag. Like it's a lot harder to pretend you just haven't been shot when it's automatically registered on the thing you're wearing. ButI guess at the same time like couldn't they make something similar for paintball and airsfot thatjust automatically registers when you've been hit?

[@PotentiallyAndy]

Hands up if your writing an email explaining hollow point ammunition?

[@RCGamex]

I was waiting for Lewis to say something about getting their first and asserting wanking dominance

[@someperson8641]

❤

[@johnfowler7244]

As a John, thanks for the kind words. Sips, on behalf of all Johns, I apologise for that peculiar John's behaviour. Unsubbed from Zero Degrees after they slandered the name.

[@hollywood9158]

Depending on the brand of ammo 22LR can travel at the low end of supersonic. Also my dad was a state police homicide detective for the better part of 35 years and is now a sheriff of almost 10 years. he has worked close to two hundred homicide cases possibly more and will hands down state with evidence that low caliber ammunition is more fatal.

[@Victahhh]

Cant believe I am this early

[@NoNaame04]

It’s a great feeling, ain’t it.

[@spacewalrus7820]

Paintballs leave bruises but those little plastic babies will break your skin and make you bleed

[@Datharass]

Frozen paintballs are the worst.

[@benbutler2143]

As someone who use to do two 39 hour work days a week they are possible, but they really suck.

[@MrDigitalCypher]

who the F is Venessa??

[@phoenixskyward9972]

I'm not sure if this is good advice or not.. if you're travelling on a plane for 4 to 5 hours. Get the window seats. Have a jacket with you or something to use as a pillow of sorts. I never understood the neck pillows, I can't sleep upright. I am a bit tall, 6 2 almost. I have this weird ability to put my head on my knees. Put your jacket or what ever on your thighs and rest your head down. I usually only manage to get to this point is when I get completely knocked out from lack of energy. Again, like I said, might not be the best advice, but maybe it might work for someone, and window seat is because you can lean on it.

[@JBAIMARK3]

Get rid of landlords & holiday homes, dare say property prices will crash. The thing is IMO, they allow for the scalping of high property prices to diminish mass consumption, easier to provide luxury to the few, than produce enough for millions were they not throwing money at toffs and living in poverty.

[@Happy_Shopper]

Amen

[@Noobazzah]

I think the corrections are maybe less about the boys being wrong (although that is a factor too, obviously), but more about the fact that people are going to take the shit they get wrong at face value and just believe it. Also, anyone interested should look up unbiased accounts of pre-Columbian warfare in Northern America and how the introduction of guns and other upheavals instantly turned warfare far uglier.

[@Lynkah]

on the wanking flat-mate. You might have a legal case against him. That's fucking insane. Shared areas are precisely that, wanking is not a shared activity. Shared areas are often lumped with a lot of rules that apply to "public" spaces, so he might be literally breaking laws on public masturbation. look into it!

[@gnarwhale]

Fuck yeah