McDonalds Is The Best First Date. Mike Paramore - Full Special

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Dry Bar Comedy

Dry Bar Comedy

Күн бұрын

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@edgaralanfrog
@edgaralanfrog 3 жыл бұрын
“Don’t judge me, sir, you didn’t see her.” That caught me off guard lmfao
@jessicazimmerman9627
@jessicazimmerman9627 2 жыл бұрын
Yes! Too funny!
@crystalthornton2528
@crystalthornton2528 2 жыл бұрын
Lol I died laughing too.
@darlenevessel6263
@darlenevessel6263 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I thought that was pretty funny as well -- an excellent comeback on his own joke.
@lindaharrison3240
@lindaharrison3240 2 жыл бұрын
You don’t know what I had to go through. 🤣
@Tony8418
@Tony8418 4 ай бұрын
Dude was looking for the escape pod…
@danazelnio4117
@danazelnio4117 4 жыл бұрын
"Why are people trying to kill you, what did you do?" still laughing
@TheGriever255
@TheGriever255 4 жыл бұрын
I know right? "You ate a poisoned apple that fell on the floor and aint even washed your face!"
@satin_kisses4641
@satin_kisses4641 11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@HawaiianRage666
@HawaiianRage666 10 ай бұрын
​@@TheGriever2550😢
@permithiasowoseb9856
@permithiasowoseb9856 7 ай бұрын
​@@satin_kisses4641and chicken breast and the herbs does help with clients kept me Wmj to my friend's birthday 😊and to 0minutes
@anthonypipkin
@anthonypipkin 3 жыл бұрын
I find it awesome how this guy seems like he’s also attending the show with the audience; as if he’s hearing the jokes with them 😂
@living4mylord
@living4mylord 2 жыл бұрын
Well put. I agree.
@Jager-er4vc
@Jager-er4vc 2 жыл бұрын
“My G.I.Joe don’t cry. You got the wrong toy.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMG… I’m laughing so hard!
@loretta2372
@loretta2372 Жыл бұрын
So funny. Had me laughing out loud
@Kaytran97
@Kaytran97 Жыл бұрын
That was my most favorite line in the whole performance! 😂😂😂
@GiftsbyChosen
@GiftsbyChosen Жыл бұрын
I was sooooooo done🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ConservativeHippie001
@ConservativeHippie001 3 ай бұрын
Yes too funny 😂
@rheinacantik
@rheinacantik 4 жыл бұрын
'You born with responsibility' is killing me 😂😂😂
@debrarenteria8167
@debrarenteria8167 4 жыл бұрын
Who's gonna help me with this?
@rheinacantik
@rheinacantik 4 жыл бұрын
@@debrarenteria8167 I wish I could tell you😔
@tty7273
@tty7273 4 жыл бұрын
I'm right with you
@MsArina01
@MsArina01 4 жыл бұрын
Irene thats actually digging deep on accident
@prossynerima9154
@prossynerima9154 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@dumaskhan
@dumaskhan 4 жыл бұрын
"don't judge me sir, you didn't see her" hahaha
@KitKatToeBeans
@KitKatToeBeans 4 жыл бұрын
People in glass houses.
@ENFPerspectives
@ENFPerspectives 4 жыл бұрын
People in glass houses. Well put.
@jaimhaas5170
@jaimhaas5170 4 жыл бұрын
good one!
@jaimhaas5170
@jaimhaas5170 4 жыл бұрын
Best face reaction too.
@prossynerima9154
@prossynerima9154 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@snakesonaframe2668
@snakesonaframe2668 2 жыл бұрын
Ok but him saying that she didn’t need to lose weight but since she wants too he’ll do it with her is the sweetest thing ever. That’s how you be a supportive partner.
@raze1380
@raze1380 2 жыл бұрын
Like Rahn Hortman (another comic) said when he was being competitive with his wife and so he's having EVERY thing his wife was having (because he wanted to surpass her lifespan), then took pills thinking that was _vitamins_ -so when she told him those were contraceptives he said "so what, I don't want another baby too, we're doing this together" 😂😂😂
@ViltrumiteIsRite99
@ViltrumiteIsRite99 2 жыл бұрын
Extremely wholesome. Loved that part.
@kerriwilson7732
@kerriwilson7732 Жыл бұрын
Maybe that's the joke?
@rorygillmore6555
@rorygillmore6555 Жыл бұрын
He was lying.. lol
@ashleyj7011
@ashleyj7011 3 ай бұрын
💯💯💯💯
@trumevanheerden2082
@trumevanheerden2082 2 жыл бұрын
I love how he laughes at his own jokes!! 😂😂😂
@Xyz123Etc..
@Xyz123Etc.. 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m gettin gooder and gooder everyday” 😂😂🤣🤣🙌🙌
@westabsupplyebay4093
@westabsupplyebay4093 4 жыл бұрын
Some teacher somewhere is shaking they're head going "tsk tsk tsk".
@rebecadelgadillo438
@rebecadelgadillo438 3 жыл бұрын
This one killed me! 🤣🤣🤣
@lasetlivingstin7752
@lasetlivingstin7752 3 жыл бұрын
As he said it...lol😆😆😆😆
@junesaez4273
@junesaez4273 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
@samyleroux3909
@samyleroux3909 3 жыл бұрын
Laset livingstin loollklllllllklllllllllllllllllllk Lllllllllllllklllllllllljlllllllllklklllllllllllllllll L L Lllll Lllllllllllllllllllll L
@kipnowlin3847
@kipnowlin3847 3 жыл бұрын
His whole act felt like we were just sitting around the living room rather than watching somebody on stage. He is hysterical!
@denasharpe2393
@denasharpe2393 2 жыл бұрын
Yes...he is just a really really funny dude!! Love him...
@taylorwarren2000
@taylorwarren2000 2 жыл бұрын
I do like the relaxed format but it started getting a little bit old...
@kimberlythrasher8565
@kimberlythrasher8565 2 жыл бұрын
@@denasharpe2393 Ss
@deedee6460
@deedee6460 2 жыл бұрын
Yeas!!
@migusta5745
@migusta5745 2 жыл бұрын
He talks like that one funny uncle
@wilfreddufresne9488
@wilfreddufresne9488 2 жыл бұрын
His story telling and timing is on point. Love how he waits and interacts with the audience.
@vipe650r
@vipe650r 6 күн бұрын
I feel like that's the hardest thing to get - that comfort and confidence to make space and let the audience participate, trusting you'll be able to roll with what comes. It's very cool to see when someone can do so in a relaxed manner.
@kamaramikel7291
@kamaramikel7291 2 жыл бұрын
DryBar has the absolute best comedians ... and their material is CLEAN! They don’t have to cuss to be funny. Love it!😂😂😂
@orleansartist6095
@orleansartist6095 4 жыл бұрын
This mans confidence, and timing is impeccable. The audience is rolling.
@chbbambam2315
@chbbambam2315 4 жыл бұрын
Shut up feminists
@LilDusty5528
@LilDusty5528 4 жыл бұрын
He honestly wasn't hilarious
@tammywallace5928
@tammywallace5928 3 жыл бұрын
I love it!!! He’s awesome
@LegitJesusChrist
@LegitJesusChrist 3 жыл бұрын
Your beauty is breathtaking. My jaw is in the floor
@orleansartist6095
@orleansartist6095 3 жыл бұрын
@@LegitJesusChrist ❤ Well that pic was a few years ago
@dianawinda4061
@dianawinda4061 4 жыл бұрын
"Did you wipe yourself?" "*sigh* I'll be right back" I'm finished.😂😂
@charliep.8776
@charliep.8776 3 жыл бұрын
Diana...did you wipe?
@dianawinda4061
@dianawinda4061 3 жыл бұрын
@@charliep.8776 *Sigh* be right back 😂
@clarissar1528
@clarissar1528 3 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭
@swayzocrazo4398
@swayzocrazo4398 3 жыл бұрын
@@dianawinda4061 hahahahaha
@crazybruno3850
@crazybruno3850 3 жыл бұрын
Omg😂
@saraelliott8402
@saraelliott8402 2 жыл бұрын
“I’m old. I’m out of patience. It’s the first thing to go.” AMEN!
@TheOnlyMsMissee
@TheOnlyMsMissee 2 жыл бұрын
I remember going to church events with Mike. He and his sister are both so talented!
@loren5033
@loren5033 2 жыл бұрын
Who’s his sister???? A comedian as well?
@drrarah73
@drrarah73 4 жыл бұрын
'If you fall and no one laughs you're old' lol that is so true!
@neutralweeb9837
@neutralweeb9837 3 жыл бұрын
By this logic I have been old since I was 8
@nvrhad
@nvrhad 3 жыл бұрын
Hehehe
@guxxi9746
@guxxi9746 3 жыл бұрын
1 time my grandma fell and she laughed
@Milfuelle100
@Milfuelle100 3 жыл бұрын
Oh crap that happened to me 2 years ago and I was only 25.
@jessevancooney6963
@jessevancooney6963 3 жыл бұрын
@@guxxi9746 she's an og
@komradson7357
@komradson7357 3 жыл бұрын
29:20 "If you fall and noone laughs, you are old" He's got a point 😅 guy is something else!
@komrad7907
@komrad7907 2 жыл бұрын
@@boatymsboatface3929 it is, I tested out, so far got a couple laughs😂. Love this guy!
@sulemanpatel
@sulemanpatel 2 жыл бұрын
I still laugh even if they are old 😂
@shirleyyoung6687
@shirleyyoung6687 Жыл бұрын
Well, I have fallen before, when I was younger, and no one laughed. What does that mean?!? I am confused!
@komradson7357
@komradson7357 Жыл бұрын
@@sulemanpatel 😅
@komradson7357
@komradson7357 Жыл бұрын
@@shirleyyoung6687 you're an exception😆 Anyways it's just a joke, meaning noone laughs with older people cause if they are elderly, they may actually be seriously hurt
@aloyminimum
@aloyminimum 3 жыл бұрын
“You gotta moist eyed woman right there” 😂
@shannonkingston2658
@shannonkingston2658 2 жыл бұрын
I love when comedian laugh at their jokes
@blcksteam
@blcksteam 3 жыл бұрын
This guys has a lot of clean humor, adult humor very hard to do, but he is killing it.
@enterthebruce91
@enterthebruce91 2 жыл бұрын
I like how most of the Dry Bar comedians I've seen so far can tell great jokes without feeling the need to swear every five seconds. That's a mark of real, intelligent comedy.
@theuglydumpling4772
@theuglydumpling4772 2 жыл бұрын
@@enterthebruce91 i like dry bar since they only feature clean comedians.
@TheAngiepangie424
@TheAngiepangie424 2 жыл бұрын
@@enterthebruce91 it is certainly is nice to be able to enjoy clean comedy (and not even realize how clean it is). IMO some comedians that pepper their set with profanity are able to do it with finesse. * I had to edit my original post because it was full of grammatical errors.
@StephanieMT
@StephanieMT Жыл бұрын
It's because they wont let them tell anything not clean. I watched one of the comedians on here and he was nasty in his other stand up
@Itsant33
@Itsant33 Жыл бұрын
Not to discredit the original comment but it isn't hard to write and tell clean adult jokes. Because doesn't inherently mean crude. You can make clean jokes that adults relate to.
@lordtachanka903
@lordtachanka903 4 жыл бұрын
This guy needs a Netflix special
@gpmbae1
@gpmbae1 4 жыл бұрын
I agree 💯 %!! He's very funny and original
@bluehunter1
@bluehunter1 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely!!
@philsizemore7056
@philsizemore7056 4 жыл бұрын
I agree he’s funny 😂
@danjbundrick
@danjbundrick 4 жыл бұрын
Right!? I didn't stop laughing!
@bobcobain3507
@bobcobain3507 4 жыл бұрын
For sure...
@SomeOne-fx9kr
@SomeOne-fx9kr 2 жыл бұрын
I love his audience interaction. He connects by letting us know he's thinking about our point of view, then makes a joke (and they're different, sometimes he makes fun, sometimes goes in another direction). Very likeable and funny.
@xeropunt5749
@xeropunt5749 2 жыл бұрын
“The willingness to fight” that’s so funny & true. There’s still people out there who think yelling is normal. See their behavior no matter what sophistication/wisdom/holiness they profess.
@joancascoe8886
@joancascoe8886 4 жыл бұрын
Enjoyed clean jokes about real situations that’s why he is sooo funny
@LokustWA
@LokustWA 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@teresabarnes932
@teresabarnes932 3 жыл бұрын
The harshest thing he said...to da lady was Shut Up. Lol. I've watched this 4/5 times, it's just phunny👏👏👏
@christiansoldier77
@christiansoldier77 3 жыл бұрын
joan cascoe SO Bill Cosby was right . You can be clean and successful
@kevinhibbard320
@kevinhibbard320 3 жыл бұрын
There are some amazing sets coming from drybar, all clean...( because Utah?)
@michaelsmith1481
@michaelsmith1481 3 жыл бұрын
Life is funny for sure we all have that moment in life. I use to work for a ice company. I was a delivery helper 1 day. The driver asked me that morning to remind him to pick up stamps at some point. Ok no problem. So the days going on and we at a stop in Wv lil back road country store with a sign on the register that says we sell stamps. I said just as honest as all get out “Hey Rich they sell stamps to bad you can’t use them tho” he looks back at me and says “WHAT” laughing the whole time. I said “You can’t use Wv stamps in Va” I had never heard somebody laugh so hard in my life. There have been a few occasions in my life that I wish we had a open mic night that I could share some of my stories like the 1 I shared here
@MisticDW
@MisticDW 3 жыл бұрын
I swear Dry Bar has some of the best comedians that I've never seen before, I keep finding gem after gem 😂
@PDXenvy
@PDXenvy 3 жыл бұрын
Some of my favorite sets are on here. 😂
@munecamccoy
@munecamccoy 3 жыл бұрын
I must agree!
@WetBoy
@WetBoy 3 жыл бұрын
He's not that good, you just have really low expectations.
@PoppaWheelies
@PoppaWheelies 3 жыл бұрын
Me too! I enjoy this channel
@MisticDW
@MisticDW 3 жыл бұрын
@@WetBoy Or we are separate entities that like different things?
@bigcountry9486
@bigcountry9486 3 жыл бұрын
I gotta say I only really watch clips and short cuts of specials on here but this is the very first time I watched every second, absolute genius
@HelenandLolly
@HelenandLolly Жыл бұрын
What a gem of a man! I couldn’t stop laughing. He is natural comedian.
@TrishTruitt
@TrishTruitt 3 жыл бұрын
"If I make you pee, I get a prize" LOL. This guy is genuinely funny. Good pacing and audience interaction. He's gonna go places (besides McDonalds).
@denasharpe2393
@denasharpe2393 2 жыл бұрын
......he headed for Wendy's after she dropped him off...alone l am betting!! Lol
@denawagner360
@denawagner360 2 жыл бұрын
@@denasharpe2393 Hey! You've got a beautiful first name, 👍. Also I loved your McDonald's comment. Agree 💯. You know he hit that 4 for $4 deal straight after!
@kathypowell4478
@kathypowell4478 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@amyford80
@amyford80 2 жыл бұрын
He should have taken her ghetto booty to taco bell they wouldn't have thought twice about her attitude
@kristelsillasoo4149
@kristelsillasoo4149 2 жыл бұрын
Besides mcdonalds😆😆
@mse1875
@mse1875 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else think, "Yeah... he kinda does look like Winnie the Poo..." 😄❤
@samuelpena3195
@samuelpena3195 4 жыл бұрын
Winnie the hood
@noneofyourbusiness302
@noneofyourbusiness302 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, because I love Winnie the Pooh🥰
@aperez9329
@aperez9329 4 жыл бұрын
Haha. Didn't see it till you said it. But Winnie is awesome. So I don't think that's a bad thing.
@abdulazizyalahow3238
@abdulazizyalahow3238 4 жыл бұрын
Ms E Hahahaha
@BoogyMushrooms
@BoogyMushrooms 4 жыл бұрын
I honestly can't see it
@1jesus2music3duke
@1jesus2music3duke 2 жыл бұрын
“I was with a girl for years, and I hated her guts!” LMAO same
@sharonjmartin1383
@sharonjmartin1383 10 ай бұрын
He is a “ class act” … clean jokes , effortlessly funny… it’s like he is just having a conversation. Incredible sense of humor!
@OALM1991
@OALM1991 3 жыл бұрын
*What if my soulmate is a late eye-locker?* 😂😭😂
@Joshuaeway03
@Joshuaeway03 3 жыл бұрын
Hey, and you have beautiful eyes 😍
@agranger1087
@agranger1087 2 жыл бұрын
I used to have that thought when I was a teenager lol
@mariegarcia3774
@mariegarcia3774 2 жыл бұрын
@@Joshuaeway03 to
@mariegarcia3774
@mariegarcia3774 2 жыл бұрын
@@Joshuaeway03 to get the inevitable reality which is
@JohnPierrebeatz
@JohnPierrebeatz 2 жыл бұрын
i am definitely a late eye-locker! LMAO
@lizpantelis
@lizpantelis 3 жыл бұрын
Him not understanding night versus morning weight makes that whole bit 10x funnier.
@brieannashockley326
@brieannashockley326 2 жыл бұрын
I dont get how he doesn't understand that's a real thing!!
@brendanjames5441
@brendanjames5441 2 жыл бұрын
Does it mean after your morning bm? Because that was my first thought. lol
@thosewhoslaytogetherstayto3412
@thosewhoslaytogetherstayto3412 2 жыл бұрын
Yup lol
@sspicer549
@sspicer549 2 жыл бұрын
It's mostly water...
@christophormontoya8785
@christophormontoya8785 2 жыл бұрын
I grew up with 2 sisters and a mother and I learned this was true. I even try it. Its not a big difference but its a slight difference
@jamesganzy4103
@jamesganzy4103 2 жыл бұрын
Diamond in the rough, and no curse words. Solid act, good material.
@rightweaponry908
@rightweaponry908 2 жыл бұрын
His laugh makes his jokes even funnier, i really like his delivery, refreshing.
@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial
@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial 4 жыл бұрын
"Uncle Mike, I farted in school today but dont worry, I smelt it all before anyone else could." Oh my gosh I'm dying
@greglawson8001
@greglawson8001 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
@rightclickgaming7730
@rightclickgaming7730 3 жыл бұрын
He needs a HBO Special. He is legit funny and laid back. Great guy.
@jodyshoneybee
@jodyshoneybee 2 жыл бұрын
Omg this is why I love dry bar. They have some of the funniest comedians
@Robert-xp4ii
@Robert-xp4ii Жыл бұрын
This guy would be a great friend to have. He just looks and acts genuinely nice and obviously funny.
@danarcher4566
@danarcher4566 4 жыл бұрын
"Who said that so i can tell them to shut up? Was that you ma' am? Shut up."
@adamkaris
@adamkaris 3 жыл бұрын
But..... You lose weight by breathing. So 8 hours of not eating anything means you'll weigh less than at the beginning of that time. Not enough to normally matter much. But depending on how your scale rounds it would be different. And that's not even counting after a morning dump.
@chieftonga
@chieftonga 3 жыл бұрын
adamkaris yeah, honestly I knew he was wrong too.... but the weight difference is so small and irrelevant that I let the joke slide. I’m just shocked that he didn’t research that fun fact before adding it to his set up.
@clovispullins7683
@clovispullins7683 3 жыл бұрын
@@chieftonga Not to mention the fact that you're dehydrated in the morning as well which also affects your weight.
@lukewahlquist8081
@lukewahlquist8081 3 жыл бұрын
It’s enough to matter to a wrestler lol
@v.v.194
@v.v.194 3 жыл бұрын
O loop J vok CHiEF TONGA lllklllllll
@Hoseidon
@Hoseidon 3 жыл бұрын
“She was pretty, so I let it slide” Fellas, we all can relate 😂
@Loshijosdeltrueno317
@Loshijosdeltrueno317 2 жыл бұрын
I will see this over & over & over. Dry Bar has legit stand up comedians, clean & super funny. 👌 "Mud-butt" LOL!!
@yamashalisrael3300
@yamashalisrael3300 2 жыл бұрын
This guy is really funny I would love to see his act in person never once did he curse but I laughed the hold time
@Jaster_Mereel
@Jaster_Mereel 4 жыл бұрын
Hilarious! "You just ate a poison apple and fell out! You didn't even wash your face!"
@BenjiClips614
@BenjiClips614 3 жыл бұрын
“What if my soulmate is a late eye locker.” 🤣🤣🤣
@komradson7357
@komradson7357 3 жыл бұрын
Dying ☠😂😂😂😂
@sunharvesterglobeeater5080
@sunharvesterglobeeater5080 Жыл бұрын
I just wanted to give him a hug 🤣
@asyamaria7325
@asyamaria7325 8 ай бұрын
this is one of my favorite set of all time
@juanitajewett9706
@juanitajewett9706 3 жыл бұрын
IM BACK ONE YEAR LATER AND STILL LOVE THIS!!!
@prodigaldaughter5978
@prodigaldaughter5978 19 күн бұрын
I'm here 4 yrs later lol
@alwaysflying6540
@alwaysflying6540 4 жыл бұрын
The disappointed defeated look he has is hilarious.
@p3t3r826
@p3t3r826 4 жыл бұрын
He's cute tho especially when he suddenly smiles from a serious face
@marcjones744
@marcjones744 2 жыл бұрын
My favoite drybar standup yet...for over a year... I gotta find more of this guy
@seame3795
@seame3795 2 жыл бұрын
This was so good for my soul right now. Thank you! 💜
@Star-xx1hj
@Star-xx1hj 4 жыл бұрын
“I don’t think we can eat with 8 dollars and 70 cents” 😂
@savannahruiz8172
@savannahruiz8172 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣OMG as a kid my mom would call me a princess and I would be like uh nuh uh. She would go "Then what are you?" I went, with the straightest face ever and said with all seriousness "I'm a frog 🐸" my mom laughed at me so hard
@charlesbell5500
@charlesbell5500 5 күн бұрын
Aww so cute! Well, I'm a prince, honey. We should kiss! 😘😏🤣
@sethallenhearn1752
@sethallenhearn1752 2 жыл бұрын
The "oh bother" line had me weak lmao
@MrSpeedemon7777
@MrSpeedemon7777 2 жыл бұрын
He's been one of my favorite comedians ever since I attended his show on a cruise a few years ago. 🤣👍
@jamera8223
@jamera8223 3 жыл бұрын
"Its borderline irresponsible" line hurt my heart🤣🤣🤣 14- 30 yr old me missed this lesson- how he know!
@quintonkirk285
@quintonkirk285 3 жыл бұрын
Wtf.14
@charlesbell5500
@charlesbell5500 5 күн бұрын
@@quintonkirk285 Oh they start young now. Hell, at 14 you're a late bloomer these days.
@dyan785
@dyan785 3 жыл бұрын
Cooking little brownies with a lightbulb killed me
@BobbyBTV.
@BobbyBTV. 3 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite Dry Bar set I've ever seen lmao
@ashtonlamb1225
@ashtonlamb1225 2 жыл бұрын
I had an easy bake oven when I was a kid 😂 my sisters and I also had all the babies and American girl dolls and stuff. That cracked me up!
@hedonisticzen
@hedonisticzen 3 жыл бұрын
"I seen this movie, it don't work out for us in the end" 😆
@americannick2039
@americannick2039 3 жыл бұрын
“If you only make minimum wage, you can only talk to minimum wage type chicks” 😭😭 TRUEEEE
@crossfoot4612
@crossfoot4612 2 жыл бұрын
Haha just asked my wife if she was a minimum wage girl
@charlesbell5500
@charlesbell5500 5 күн бұрын
@@crossfoot4612 What did she say? 🤣
@passionfly1
@passionfly1 Жыл бұрын
I love his gentle and slow pace of telling jokes. So refreshing to see a great comedian tell jokes with pacing.
@cecilhosein4387
@cecilhosein4387 2 жыл бұрын
It's how he laughs at his own jokes lol!
@ricangames8774
@ricangames8774 4 жыл бұрын
"We was like this but..ever since the Exfoliation, he not the same dude no moe". Its cause I'm moist😂😂
@anthonystaten2850
@anthonystaten2850 3 жыл бұрын
whats the time stamp
@nickrudds7897
@nickrudds7897 3 жыл бұрын
@@anthonystaten2850 26:00
@pamelaarras7908
@pamelaarras7908 28 күн бұрын
Against my will😅😂
@pamelaarras7908
@pamelaarras7908 28 күн бұрын
It would be awesome if you were going on my cruise to the Bahamas in September.
@ricangames8774
@ricangames8774 26 күн бұрын
Dudes hilarious. Def wanna go see him live
@techsmechs4454
@techsmechs4454 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is fire, his build up, tones, timing, everything is on it
@JM-wu3fs
@JM-wu3fs 3 жыл бұрын
Love this guy! His laugh, his smile, his jokes. Awesome 👏🏼!!!
@crystalthornton2528
@crystalthornton2528 2 жыл бұрын
Ahhh! "Lady I'm seven" I died laughing.. thankfully my kids are grown... Lol
@lunavieira3616
@lunavieira3616 3 жыл бұрын
I’m hard pressed to actually laugh out loud these days and I was belly laughing through his entire set. Love his comedy.
@matiastorres3040
@matiastorres3040 3 жыл бұрын
Hi 👋, where you from ? You last name is very interesting... what’s your ethnicity? Thanks 😊
@lunavieira3616
@lunavieira3616 3 жыл бұрын
Matias Torres 👋 hello, I am from the US, (born in MT, and currently in NC) ... I was told by my grandparents that we have a myriad of ethnicities in our family ranging from Portuguese and Italian to Middle Eastern and Russian... I have never had a test done, but your question reminds me that I would like to get the kit and swab it up. I’m curious too. 😂😊🌟
@lindin2332
@lindin2332 2 жыл бұрын
She just gave all the information 😂
@charlesbell5500
@charlesbell5500 5 күн бұрын
@@lindin2332 Yeah and Matias missed his chance! He had a great response to work with but he didn't follow up. 🤦🏻‍♂ Luna, if Matias is your soulmate, give him a chance honey, maybe he's just a late KZbin commenter! 😏
@charlesbell5500
@charlesbell5500 5 күн бұрын
@@lunavieira3616 Well, did you swab it up? It's been 3 years. 🤣 We're all dying to know your complete family tree, Luna. By the way, you got moist eyes....but you look like the type to push body wash and I can't go through another exfoliation. 😏
@seonaidkabiah418
@seonaidkabiah418 3 жыл бұрын
after he made the joke about Winnie the Pooh, i couldn't stop seeing it lol
@MsVakong
@MsVakong 2 жыл бұрын
Same 😂
@Somegirl811
@Somegirl811 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 he goes "o bother"
@living4mylord
@living4mylord 2 жыл бұрын
He totally is 😊
@turbofreek
@turbofreek 2 жыл бұрын
she just wanna see him with his pants off. he missed the chance on that one. is why he single...probably
@shilohstout5152
@shilohstout5152 Жыл бұрын
He can deny it doesn't make it any less true
@douglasreid7330
@douglasreid7330 2 жыл бұрын
I've watched this 5 times and he still cracks me up.
@latonyataylor5919
@latonyataylor5919 2 жыл бұрын
I literally want him to talk about what was at the theater department where they took him for clothes! This dude is so funny!!
@blizteredthumbs7911
@blizteredthumbs7911 4 жыл бұрын
First time watching this guy. Genuinely, he is physically hilarious. Makes you see life how we all know it is yet believe our life experiences are just ours. Very rare excellent find. I laughed from start to finish. I'd pay to watch this comic no problem! :)
@TSB43
@TSB43 4 жыл бұрын
Yes. Yes this is me also. I am genuinely more happier today because of this special. Instant fan. Salute Mike
@x35mmman
@x35mmman 4 жыл бұрын
I laugh from the beginning to the end, I would pay to see him too
@reeactx3436
@reeactx3436 4 жыл бұрын
I even peed a little.
@terrycrews1760
@terrycrews1760 4 жыл бұрын
Open Minded But Cynical you think he’s physically hilarious?
@blizteredthumbs7911
@blizteredthumbs7911 4 жыл бұрын
@@terrycrews1760 Did I stutter?
@peachykeenlimabean605
@peachykeenlimabean605 4 жыл бұрын
"Are you mad at me?" xDxDxD too comical, he does need a Netflix special!
@haleywharton8038
@haleywharton8038 3 жыл бұрын
THE TURKEY IS HAM
@BobMedley62
@BobMedley62 2 жыл бұрын
This guy is funny as hell! I giggled like a schoolgirl the whole way through his set. 👍👍
@fe7341
@fe7341 2 жыл бұрын
First time seeing/hearing this dude and straight HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣
@RoB_88
@RoB_88 4 жыл бұрын
Premature eye unlock😂 & miss our chance to be happy
@rebecadelgadillo438
@rebecadelgadillo438 3 жыл бұрын
This one got me!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@Roamr1720
@Roamr1720 3 жыл бұрын
its even funnier to me when the comedians laugh as well.. cracks me up
@tmarcia83
@tmarcia83 2 жыл бұрын
His delivery is spot on!
@sharyng261
@sharyng261 Жыл бұрын
I can't get enough of him. I can be having the worst day ever and instantly am laughing like a crazy person! 😂
@stephenmccloud5118
@stephenmccloud5118 Жыл бұрын
Embrace it laughter best medicine lovec
@Tropicool
@Tropicool 3 жыл бұрын
The Special Should be called "I just don't have it in me, man."
@junellesalmon9218
@junellesalmon9218 3 жыл бұрын
Or “I’m an emotional dude, man”
@AllAboutMarketings
@AllAboutMarketings 3 жыл бұрын
Or... " I don't lyke it man"
@Slab_City_or_Bust
@Slab_City_or_Bust 2 жыл бұрын
Or "Are You Mad at Me".
@GRANDOMINIUS
@GRANDOMINIUS 2 жыл бұрын
Man, people can get tilted about anything.
@viktorvaughndoomthevillain3747
@viktorvaughndoomthevillain3747 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm getting gooder and gooder"
@da-quan
@da-quan 3 жыл бұрын
Hands-down, this was extremely worth my time!
@davidlionheart9668
@davidlionheart9668 Жыл бұрын
For real. I have watched/listened to this at least 3x!
@chikaka2012
@chikaka2012 2 жыл бұрын
So true about the falling when you’re old! A couple of years ago I stumbled on my front steps. A bunch of kids were out playing in the parking lot. I totally expected them to laugh but they’re all like “Are you okay?!” I thought “wow, this new generation of kids is so polite.” Wrong - I’m just old as f**k.
@ahuman_xo
@ahuman_xo 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@lemar11111111
@lemar11111111 2 жыл бұрын
Should be bigger than he his. One of the best I seen so far. Clean enough for the kids to hear on a road trip great job king
@Taiyougetsu13
@Taiyougetsu13 3 жыл бұрын
"Sir. The turkey is ham" I lost it. I'm dying rn.
@darrickbrown830
@darrickbrown830 4 жыл бұрын
Great show! Been so depressed watching all this corona mess! I starting watching stand up shows. This is the funniest guy I have seen this week
@ffffggffffgfgrrfdf
@ffffggffffgfgrrfdf 4 жыл бұрын
Have you seen Michael Colyer? Ali Siddiq. They are great comics
@crystalj8782
@crystalj8782 4 жыл бұрын
Brian Regan. Tim Hawkins. 👍👍
@Ohwowthatshowwedo369
@Ohwowthatshowwedo369 4 жыл бұрын
I'm glad you had a shift of mood!😌💯🙏
@EmoShowerCap1
@EmoShowerCap1 4 жыл бұрын
Literally the same thing I'm doing!!!!!! 😲
@tty7273
@tty7273 4 жыл бұрын
Try Rahn Hortman on this channel 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@samanthawood2879
@samanthawood2879 2 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂 he's hilarious!!!!! He's definitely the life of the party!
@charlesbell5500
@charlesbell5500 5 күн бұрын
He sure is! Hey Samantha, you're very pretty...you got moist eyes. 😏 What's your night weight?
@jacquelyncollier3904
@jacquelyncollier3904 2 жыл бұрын
Having a rough day this made me crack up laughing my little issue just doesn't seem so serious...here's to a good day 😂🤣😅😆😁😄😃😀❤❤❤❤❤❤
@PaulA-os9pb
@PaulA-os9pb 3 жыл бұрын
He's cool and relaxed and doesn't get all crazy, like he's just talking to you.
@RCGshakenbake
@RCGshakenbake 3 жыл бұрын
This dude had me laughing right at the first joke and ran with it the whole time. Tears in my eyes. He's a natural.
@coenbaan1874
@coenbaan1874 Жыл бұрын
Never saw this dude before but this is the best set i've seen in a while.
@hislilsister
@hislilsister 2 жыл бұрын
pickles nerd 🤣 this had me crackin up man bout 4 min I'm crying at this set
@komradson7357
@komradson7357 3 жыл бұрын
Her: "In a couple days he'll be 106 weeks" Him: "Are you mad at me, I don't have a calculator on me" Dude is funny, I've met some women that speak in weeks 😆
@maxmad5625
@maxmad5625 4 жыл бұрын
“I threw it underarm, where is his daddy.” 😂😂😂😂😂
@4evrcurious
@4evrcurious 2 жыл бұрын
Winnie the Pooh 😂 I love it. His timing is fantastic and he's handsome.
@stephenmccloud5118
@stephenmccloud5118 Жыл бұрын
So am I 👀
@charlesbell5500
@charlesbell5500 5 күн бұрын
@@stephenmccloud5118 But your timing ain't fantastic bro. 😩🫣
@passionfly1
@passionfly1 2 жыл бұрын
Just yesterday I found a gem of a comedian on Drybar and today another. Both of them could headline an amphitheater they are that good. AMAZING comedians! Thank you Dry Bar!
@desibiscuits5829
@desibiscuits5829 3 жыл бұрын
Haha he's trying to start a fight with everybody in his audience🤣💀
@NeoN-PeoN
@NeoN-PeoN 3 жыл бұрын
Haha nah, man. He's got the skills to make it fun and funny. Ain't no one gettin butthurt in there
@desibiscuits5829
@desibiscuits5829 3 жыл бұрын
@@NeoN-PeoN I know I was joking 😭
@slagwill5599
@slagwill5599 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t get it.
@brandyvlogs6667
@brandyvlogs6667 4 жыл бұрын
Awwww I hope he finds love one day and gets those kids he never wanted😭😭💖
@charlesbell5500
@charlesbell5500 5 күн бұрын
Kids and babies.
@luvntoez8318
@luvntoez8318 2 жыл бұрын
Love his delivery!
@thordogwood8053
@thordogwood8053 11 ай бұрын
Thanks Mike! You made my son and me 😃 laugh so hard. We appreciate you!
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