You Can Not Look

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[@EyeSpyAudit]

Can we please find this man 🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@adrianbrowne7874]

I share your concerns Eye Spy!!

[@blakeedition2903]

His from asgard

[@jackjackie7061]

hes on planet

[@celer_et_audax]

Why you pinning this when you told sec guard you pinning his comment?

[@lucian9582]

@@celer_et_audaxmaybe he didn’t comment yet

[@mrchurch9830]

The pigeon man is amazing another beautiful soul for this wicked planet we live ❤

[@gaggymott9159]

Pigeon man reminds me of a guy who feeds the birds in my local town Square. He is on benefits, but still buys corn to feed the birds every day. Recently, our town council have introduced a by-law about not feeding pigeons, and he has been fined three times thus far. He thinks of the birds as his friends, and refuses point-blank to stop helping them ❤

[@kashyhossein7298]

I feel his pain. I got fined hundred quid for breaking Tiny bread crumbs and feeding pigeons which they gobbled up in no Time. Crak'eds standing on street corners looking to rob ppl for a fix it seems. Lining the pockets of the super dooper rich

[@davidezekiel1163]

​@@kashyhossein7298should not give details just walk Away

[@ToddDouglasFox]

If we put out pigeon food for homeless people we get in trouble, it’s not just the pigeons.

[@wavell14]

sounds like a parasite

[@BigTony-oh3se]

If you break the law and are caught you must pay the penalty. It is irrelevant if you think the law is just or not

[@Oceans_Sail]

Bird man is brilliant! Job centre man should be a comedian….you are not allowed to look without an appointment 😂😂😂

[@Truthwillalwayswinoverlies]

No book no look

[@As3th8r]

"Not allowed to look without appointment." I laughed out loud XD.

[@yakidai.1207]

Shoutout to pigeon man freeing up the talons on a daily…legendary

[@benji.B-side]

YO! AB!! Glad you filmed Bird Man, what a beautiful soul with a wonderful heart. Peace and love!

[@sacredsounds4234]

Bless the man and the pigeons.

[@adrianbrowne7874]

Love to anyone who is kind enough to feed the birds!!❤

[@stevegray5709]

Yep, go along with that. Except feral and wood pigeons which should be disposed of at every opportunity. Oops missed out Collared doves.

[@adrianbrowne7874]

Thankyou! Yes and the recognition that the volunteers receive in relation to this is "fully justified"!!

[@BigTony-oh3se]

Yes, I always kill humanely with my lawful pest control. Head or heart shots only.

[@GG-mu4wg]

Best yet. This one shows that the message is getting through & these guys will hopefully educate their colleagues thanks to you. Props to the pigeon dude as well 👏

[@_Why_123]

Indeed! ... Slowly but surely! 👍 People are waking up and reasoning!

[@turdwarbler]

Pidgeon toe man was brilliant, nice of somebody to care and take time to do that.

[@chrisl2697]

Looking is a gift given by god, I love that line.

[@jerseyjess6151]

You're becoming a legend, AB, you have a great heart. I read many of the comments and broke down in tears, tears for the birdman, for the man on the dole who get's fined for feeding the pigeons, for those fine souls who love their dogs, for those public servants who appreciate Auditing Britain, for the absent and beautiful Christine, for those who make the whole sorry shitshow we inhabit more bearable. I'm crying tears of gratitude, I found this channel about three months ago and it has enhanced my life and helped me to find more reason to live in the world. The paroxysm is now over. Thanks and take care AB.

[@mickf725]

What a lovely response and you make much sense in this crazy world. Respect!

[@wesleypresley1000]

Where you been xxx

[@jakerobinson9533]

Amen brother 🙏

[@_Why_123]

We have all but forgotten our moral duty to look after Earth's animals and flora! We just want to mess it all up as much as we are capable of doing!!

[@keziasarah]

"No smoking, No dogs, no jobs" 🤣

[@Bruce4lmighty]

Second guard is a treasure to his company and his profession. Proof it can be done. Give that man a promotion or 5. Well done sir 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@ysgol3]

😂That guy who said you can't look looked incredibly like Martin Luther King. Dr King would have let you look - definitely.

[@shahidhamid962]

I have a dream.......

[@ianbennett1491]

I thought the same thing.Double of him.

[@shahidhamid962]

I have a dream that you can look and I need some more training .

[@ysgol3]

@@shahidhamid962 🤣🤣I have a dream that one day my children will live in a land where they can look.

[@wynnehenry]

I thought he looked like George Foreman - you can't cook without an appointment 😂

[@JeffJeffers0n]

A lot of good characters in this one, stressed out parking guy ruled! 😂 ...as did Pigeon Man, what a legend 👍

[@martinda7446]

Ha, ha, I liked that guy... ''You can't look without an appointment...

[@juvix40]

Kindness from this guy amazing ❤❤🎉

[@noddydean9395]

if only all the g4 staff were this happy welldone them two guys

[@thesweeney80]

Hats off to the pigeon guy 👏🏻 good man

[@azztekk]

what a wonderful feelgood video! that man who said you are not allowed to look had me in fits. it was because he really meant it that made it so funny - ha ha ha !!! you are so well known, AB - almost the whole of great britain know your videos and your voice. you are a legend in your own lifetime! 🙂

[@goodyeoman4534]

AB is not known outside of the niche KZbin auditing audience, you sycophantic twerp.

[@nigelwatson2750]

No coincidence that the UK imports these people from countries where there are no human rights

[@eightenuf]

Hey not only in GB, but also here in Malaysia.. 😬

[@StrawberrySunday212]

What a sweet man taking care of the pigeons, a decent kind guy.

[@aaronwelch787]

The security was the funniest encounter,the guy who recognised you was a legend 😂 he was laughing at his colleague 😂

[@g1carino]

i’m 18, sia ds licensed and do my due diligence to ensure i serve the public’s interest and have the ab stamp of approval ✌️

[@celer_et_audax]

Congratulations

[@stevegray5709]

Whoopy Dooo.

[@g1carino]

@@stevegray5709 in what regard?

[@ramalama9650]

Should have worked harder at school. You've blown it. It's all downhill from here. Enjoy your life amongst mostly thieves and degenerates.

[@Oliver-c7l]

Wanna be cop Join today

[@letthetruthbeknown]

AB the only auditor to use the friendly approach.

[@MrWolf359]

There are other auditors like DJ and PB that use the friendly approach too. There are other so-called auditors who are in it more for the money and the sensationalism.

[@letthetruthbeknown]

@@MrWolf359 yes DJ & pb are, but they few far and between amongst the auditors

[@billtone1]

They're all twats let's be honest

[@EyeSpyAudit]

Wildmanofthewoods, I'm friendly too 😂😂😂

[@letthetruthbeknown]

@@EyeSpyAudit 👍

[@moonshotsilver]

Lovely friendly greetings from a couple of enthusiastic subscribers always good to see 👍

[@GoodmansTV]

Pretty please go Andover road Police station not too far from that prison. They park on the pavement and double yellows in non emergencies when they have space inside the yard. Complete inconvenience to wheelchair and buggy users. Many thanks for your amazing work!

[@zitzong]

We need more people like the 'Bird Man', he was a legend.

[@leeapplegarth4717]

Hes a good man saving the birds we need more people like him👍👍👍

[@RichieRich1234RICH]

Personally I think they are rats with wings. But surely not harming anyone or indeed needing to be fined.

[@FaceFcuk]

They are vermin 😂

[@BigTony-oh3se]

Don't worry, I lawfully control these pests ...

[@MrJoshyguy]

​@RichieRich1234RICH maybe feral pigeons are rattish

[@thehouseholder5468]

I’d like to see police officers take an annual physical exam current law and cognitive test .

[@paul8409]

If they did that we hardly have a 🐖 left. That said I doubt anyone would really notice given that they virtually do nothing when it comes to crimes against the public anyway. I suppose Children and Christian Street preachers would benifit the most being able to walk the streets in safety.

[@billmclaurin6959]

Nowadays you don't only need an appointment to sign on the dole, but also to look at the dole office.

[@Borders-Wanderer]

Yo AB, this was a brilliant, and funny video. Thanks for checking on Christine, it's much appreciated. Glad to hear that she's doing ok. Sorry you didn't get to get a catch up with her this time. That security guard was shockingly funny to watch, glad he got there with a little help from another fan

[@BunnySarah]

Can't have a vid without a visit to the job centre! 😂🎉

[@thecowboycarper]

Im gobsmacked that PCSO could hold the extra weight of handcuffs 😂

[@MrWolf359]

AB is good to the people who live on the street 🙏🙏🙏. You do very good work my friend 👍👍

[@camrs125]

Out of all the auditing videos I’ve watched…and I’ve watched a lot lol….this g4s guy was the coolest I’ve seen

[@worldofephemera6331]

No appointment - no looking, this guy made my day. Greetings from Berlin, Germany. Ralf

[@errgag3580]

This is the funniest piece I have seen in a decade.."HE CAN LOOK!"

[@dansactive756]

First guy with the pigeons is an absolute legend, bro in the job centre had a tough life 😩😂

[@twelvesmylimit]

Lovely pigeon man. ❤️

[@davidbingham8942]

The BTP copper was like a human preying mantis 😂

[@tonyross7376]

Lol. He better hope that the wind doesn't pickup

[@sheilam4525]

Thank you, kind man, for helping the pigeons❤

[@colindavies4860]

God bless the man helping the pigeons 🤙❤️

[@A2Z1Two3]

councils spend small fortunes cleaning up after those birds he feeds and the taxpayers pick up the bill (and diseases)

[@stevegray5709]

Have you never had a pigeon breast starter ?. Well i have, wasn't brilliant but for a couple of quid..yeah would have it as an overpriced starter again. Mostly I would boil their carcasses and feed to the local dogs.

[@FaceFcuk]

My aunty ended up in intensive care for touching a pigeon poop , they are disgusting vermin that carry multiple diseases

[@BigTony-oh3se]

Well done for encouraging disease spreading vermin. Lucky for you people like me are lawfully controlling these pests

[@woods19364]

What a lovely man looking after the birds.

[@kashyhossein7298]

God Willing you find him. And he is safe and well **Edit** wrote my comment far too early big respect to the Pigeon Doctor. I pray for ppl like that and the incredible kindness they show. Thanks as always BigG AB

[@brandsthatcreatelitter1648]

What a lovely soul, bless him, the birds trust him.🙏💪💪💪🥰🥰🥰♥️♥️♥️

[@benjijack22]

HE CAN LOOK!!! SO FUNNY - THE BIRD MAN WAS SO NICE WHAT A GOOD JOB HE DOES BLESS HIM!

[@boilerroombob]

Big up pigeon man ...big up ibrahim... big up g4s guys x

[@lancashireninja1584]

Good lord!!! “U LOOKIN SOMTHIN” the quality of staff is second to none!!

[@saliman88]

What a great gift to humankind the guy helping out the pigeons.

[@mixedmitchell9178]

You find some absolute tyrants but also some absolute gems!

[@gregorysakata6491]

Great job as always AB

[@IamNoone67]

I'm sure I can't be the only one who expected you to take off running after the police car to find out what the drama was.

[@martingetliffe]

I spied what you spied AB when you was talking to do Not look Man. Good spot, black top & Trousers…you’ve a keen eye….hats off to you.

[@sharpshooter012345]

"These eyes were gifted to me by god" 💀

[@appleblueragcrip]

I have dream…. Security guard @ the job centre looks like Martin Luther King 😂

[@evdyo]

Hope he and his dog are ok

[@raulraul3126]

This must be the smoothest interactions AB has had. No drama, but funny as 'FCUK'. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nomadsteve5297]

The other day a bird shit on my windscreen, I’m definitely not going to take her on a second date after she did that 😮

[@roberthardy2013]

😂

[@JammyCreamer]

the SIA guy watching your videos was a really awesome guy

[@sandydobbie1255]

Great video catching a bit of everything and a supporter who appreciates your content !!! Great work AB !!!

[@OG_Rider]

The most famous voice in Britain 🇬🇧

[@borhanedeneche9023]

AB you should be the mayor of London, I will vote for u.😅

[@MARKETMAN6789]

I would have liked it better if the you cant look man ,was on much longer without the security guard who knew you He was a star waiting to be discovered ,he even had his own catchword phase YOU CANT LOOK 😊

[@jdubbleu1011]

the looking scene is like something out of monty python. look, but dont touch

[@rogerborg]

Astonishing to see a decent G4 goon who knows the score - good on him.

[@MostlyLoveOfMusic]

love pigeon man, and Christine

[@daytona1212]

The security guard was great. I hope you find the guy you're looking for.

[@ritch8088]

The one G4S guy knew the score. Hopefully he educates his colleagues that 'looking' is allowed! A smile and friendly conversation goes a long way!

[@paulhodgins]

Big up the guy helping the pigeons! Junior Skeletor is now a PCSO! I bet his designation card lists "The Power of Greyskull" 😄

[@BigTony-oh3se]

Big up to the pest control industry who prevent the spread of disease carried by this vermin.

[@BurtonOutdoors]

I'm surprised "George" didn't try to sell you a grill 🤣🤣

[@beherenow2409]

respect to the pigeon guy

[@jeffknott1975]

You need appointment to look 😂😂

[@brimkathstampex2306]

Can someone explain to me why 95% + of G4S personnel are as thick as 2 very short planks? It must be a requirement for the job?

[@JoePublicUk]

Jobcentre forces them into the job they are the people that can't get a job elsewhere anywhere. And are on the verge of having benefits stopped so end up at g4s

[@jeffbelshaw6014]

Great video AB,Another funny one with that security guard saying that you can't look 😂😂😂😂.👍👊👍👊..

[@steveascher1156]

Security guards seem to have an unshaven, shabby look about them in England!!

[@LoneWolf-ki5ee]

well done to the man looking after the pigeons

[@tilerman]

'Tell him i can look' 'He can look' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@fireskycam9889]

You need an appointment to look. Hahahahahaha.

[@martsteve75]

Does Christine sit outside the church selling books? I work in Camden and see her regularly

[@lint8391]

8:14 and 12:01. Two reminders that female beauty comes in many forms.

[@JamesDickson-vs5of]

Thanks to the guy helping out the pigeons 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿✌️

[@Marius_vanderLubbe]

Schwab was right, you can now not only have nothing but you also cannot look.

[@dickwilliam3793]

didn't know Peter Frampton was a security guard.

[@harrygiles1098]

Would love to see an update on Christine, and her son that was poorly? x

[@jjfreight-trains]

good to see the cops and security watching AB, they are slowly starting to learn

[@jonnyl1022]

PLEASE CAN SOMEBODY HELP? I was pulled and me and my car was searched under this misuse of drugs act for "acting suspicious." That's what it says on the report. 4 officers over an hour. Never been in trouble with police. I was simply in an area known for drugs. I could really do with some advice as it was really scary. Thank you to anybody who takes the time to read, and even more so if you can comment. Stay safe everybody x

[@lucytupper69]

Why were you in that area if you know it was a ‘drugs area?’

[@samuelgarrod8327]

Advice about what?

[@HermesTTT]

Search HNK solicitors.

[@tonypine3434]

lawyer up, asking people on the internet about your case isn't really going to help. find someone who deals with things like this to look at your case.

[@freedomofchoice3606]

Did you capture any of it on camera

[@madamadam9508]

You are not allowed to look. WTF 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😂

[@karelester]

..... amazing how much nicer these people are when it 'clicks' who you are! 😅😊

[@owensmith4651]

Your voice is being recognised loads a lately, maybe to try a French or Italian accent again, or even better, learn the tarrabackchini language, Reggie and UKMTT have used it , it's hilarious . Great video once again

[@cheekychesney26]

Tarrabackbollocks more like, as a fellow scot and a fan of Mark, the only language he knows is how to string a sentence together with as many expletives as possible😂 😂😂 AB certainly does not want to copy any other so called auditor

[@owensmith4651]

😂😂😂😂😂@@cheekychesney26

[@bren3986]

If it helps I saw Christine not far from the Sainsbury's in Camden, but that was a few weeks back now.

[@endicous]

You no appointment you no look!

[@thedyslexicauditor]

Thanks for a great video

[@Truth10286]

Big shout out to the Job Centre Security, good cop and bad cop!!

[@kaonashicom]

@12:01 "just looking". me too bro, me too ))

[@naveedmaqbool]

Hahah hilarious 😅

[@factcheckersbranch]

I will certainly be looking out for him 👍👍👍

[@geoffreythomas-cs1sk]

NOW WE HAVE THE "LOOKING POLICE".

[@nibbletouch7566]

The last security guard - Tim Westwood's big brother ?