You get Dominated at Subway

[@MGengarDude]

Were reaching dangerous levels of testosterone here...

[@BansheeHallow]

B r u h

[@nuggetclone8406]

I seen worse, but this was just went to a new level of “how is still not banned?”

[@bruhm0ment6000]

We're reaching dangerous levels of testosterone here... Panik

[@the_ogre1234]

@@TheFeelTrain Based

[@holyone1542]

like 3

[@salusoutlook2266]

"i got bread" "then why do you want mine?" genius

[@GenshinLover283]

So I can teleport it, duh!

[@inferno9132]

I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days

[@kirabean5441]

@@GenshinLover283 IT'S STILL TOO GOD DAMN SOON T-T

[@geoantony27]

Just teleported it and it will turned into a monster. For.. Umm.. three days?

[@artistanthony1007]

I knew you'd say that

[@Groaker]

This dialogue be like if Tarantino replaced his foot fetish with bussy.

[@alexp.4270]

This is the perfect comment.

[@mcnichoj18]

"Did you notice a sign outside my store that said 'Domway'?"

[@TheKing-qz9wd]

Tarantino has something besides a gore fetish? And here I was calling him my long lost older brother.

[@dangazobiton9774]

@@TheKing-qz9wd you remember that scene from Kill Bill when Beatrix was lying inside an ambulance and was staring at her toes for at least two minutes?

[@TheKing-qz9wd]

@@dangazobiton9774 Oh...

[@jakeisdadambest]

"Boy, my fit fresher than your food" "They really made a sequel to bread" Honestly, how do people come up with stuff like this. That is gold.

[@abd-animation-22]

I don't get it What is it about the bread sequel?

[@matthiastb6775]

@@abd-animation-22Bread 2

[@abd-animation-22]

@matthiastb6775 bread 2? All i remember is that frustrating video game

[@Just_a_Dragon69]

Two things killedme: "They made a sequel to bread" And "-you got money? -i got bread"

[@AliceSpeltRight]

“We’re actually 100% predator free... now” love this part

[@ZaBreaker]

Why astolfo get so defensive about the word free

[@gasmaskdav9155]

It’s about to be 3 things….

[@chriscanul4075]

I wish I didn't recognize your pfp

[@Just_a_Dragon69]

@@chriscanul4075 TOGA DESU!

[@layk]

Pantashat's horniness is reaching untold levels.

[@CFEKOSMOS]

And I'm all for it

[@itsand1866]

@@CFEKOSMOS agreed 🤝

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

Jokes on you, I’m into it!

[@revanknight796]

you mean Homieness

[@captainfa-it-lcon915]

the more Pantsahat uploads, the hornier he (and his viewers UwU) becomes.

[@salgoragarus5854]

“THINK Astolfo THINK You don’t just come to subway to only get a sandwich”

[@thespearmeister2251]

Damn right. It ain't a subway trip if you don't throw a cookie or 2 in there.

[@giovannicamayojr.2139]

More like the subgay am I right

[@picardcook7569]

@@giovannicamayojr.2139 😏

[@sirsension4891]

You said the meme wrong

[@chubbyboi5004]

@@sirsension4891 how?

[@DasterTheStalker]

1:56 "You're the sub, prepare to get topped! *Starts T-Posing*" ah yes, t-posing, the natural stance of dominance

[@morpheusbloodeaglegamesoff6506]

I only Will allow be dominated for ppl who t-pose For the rest Get the hell out of there u dont deserve it

[@ZoteThemighty-h5u]

LMAOOO

[@mootroidXproductions]

can't believe they finally made Bread 2: Tokyo Drift

[@_Xantras_]

Hey I recognize you from twitter ! Here for the Tahu screentime I assume ?

[@askerleaves1614]

No that's the third bread movies

[@Ayrton_Chitwood]

You're thinking of "2 Bread, 2 Wheat", Bread: Tokyo Drift is the third one.

[@sirspatanman2893]

The Whole and The Wheat: Tokyo Bake

[@speedborb3324]

Bread 2: electric Boogaloo

[@wheresmygenesis]

"YOU SEE THIS FIT!?" *points to government issued army boots*

[@Zvyezdavodna]

No lie they still drip

[@TheWildWatchers7-Cali]

Coyote Brown ROTC drip 😩

[@Tempus0ptic]

Atleast it's good to know where my tax dollars are going

[@thecrusader2784]

SHEEESH

[@rune.theocracy]

ROTC dripping wet

[@speedy_boi_69]

"Prepare to get topped" *_"Finally some good customer service"_*

[@kusoatama6555]

*law and order*

[@abigmonster8457]

finally, some good fucking food.

[@Shankt22tv]

well heak

[@Vs34q]

every femboy might get offended from this vid😭 (yes, I'm offended:3)

[@rngesus66]

Astolfo is so cute when he's blushing

[@GriffinWilkins]

lol it's no longer Age-restricted

[@pyrocominical]

WE DID BITCHES, WE DID IT

[@Extremezotako]

Lol

[@GabyFerreiraAndrade]

Yeah

[@stormdaboi7080]

@@pyrocominical WE DID ITTTTT

[@cristiancalderon7412]

Age is temporary

[@konradzukowski213]

"We're actually 100% predator free... now" Holy shit, I did not expect this kind of reference in such a delivery. Literal burns on burns.

[@callmeken2327]

Did something happen at a Subway that i missed?? I kinda got confused at this part

[@hotgaytakes]

@@callmeken2327 look up "Jared Subway"

[@SamPaste928]

@@hotgaytakes ohhhhh boy I’m getting flashbacks to that South Park game

[@konradzukowski213]

@@callmeken2327 So basically: a guy named Jared was the face of Subway at the time, until they found out he's into underaged.

[@Soridan]

@@konradzukowski213 He just liked his subs fresh, what's the big deal?

[@ajoke5105]

that ending was perhaps the most cursed possible way you could have ended this video

[@DRWNGamer6915]

damn straight...

[@pyrovonfire7966]

@@DRWNGamer6915 that was most definitely not straight

[@DRWNGamer6915]

@@pyrovonfire7966 what

[@peacemakerpewpew]

it's ok, that's just a mayo for his sub sandwich

[@makaryjasinski1514]

It was incredible actually

[@trueethiopianambitions5253]

"Boi, do I look Italian to you!?" Judging by your rapid and incoherent hand movements YES.

[@thedumbrookie1915]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aegismalkav8057]

Astolfo: "You're the sub prepare to get topped" Bionicle Man: "Finally some customer service" Astolfo: *I've miscalculated*

[@thatoneidiotontheinternet7874]

He should have learned the first time

[@Captain_Vitorio_Muscovy]

Tahu (bionicle): Joke's on you. *I'M INTO IT*

[@condensedmilk4288]

I can't have miscalculated... It was working wasn't it?

[@proactiveomnipresentvessel6569]

Mistakes have been made

[@lilbaz5412]

Bionicle man 😔

[@king-of-krypton6943]

“Bruh They really made a sequel to bread” I love that line

[@teresajohnson2116]

That line got me laughing my ass off

[@RoseGarden17]

@@teresajohnson2116 Same

[@enlightenedera2816]

Got me rofl

[@US3L3SS_R4T]

600th like

[@king-of-krypton6943]

@@US3L3SS_R4T 1st like

[@zboi4859]

"Bruh did they really make a sequel to *bread"* Best line.

[@DuckiestBoat959]

Aaaaaaaand back to the Sulaco we go

[@mxiicro7903]

Long Juicy Bread

[@RomBoy1108]

I love how astolfo never expects people to take his " Well known " irony serious

[@polecat3959]

I never thought I would witness a bionicle in timbs, but here we are.

[@secretlydeku3990]

right

[@908rad]

You know you can actually buy 18k gold timbs for a bionicle right?

[@natedanforth9652]

Fake timbs, but yeah

[@sylvesterthekiibokinnie1637]

TIMBS FAKE TIMBS FAKE

[@DAKmyname]

You still have yet to see a bionicle in timbs

[@yun1582]

Astolfo's voice actress is GOATed. Honestly, a little upset she isn't getting more recognition for her deliveries

[@JayTohab]

TESTIFY

[@Edge_Boye]

>she

[@DigitalHeliumJumper]

@Giannirey this is actually pretty tame compared to what she's used to record lmao

[@Soulraven2735]

Wait, the VA is a girl? All interest lost! /s

[@GenshinLover283]

Faye is awesome 🥰

[@marcoseiler9132]

Everyone’s gangster until Astolfo pulls out the monster energy.

[@jackbower8671]

I was waiting for this

[@omniscience9631]

Biggest "bread" tops That's what *THAT* poster said.

[@johancamacho9297]

Bruh, Don't make it more obvius

[@michaelbutler1619]

Two years ago, I typed Subway into KZbin's search bar, and this was the first result. Now I'm a lifetime fan.

[@Unfunny_Frog]

“We’re actually predator free ……now” Had me dead NGL

[@Foolyoucantkilldeath]

Jared reference

[@glacyitefreez4929]

Yea that one was top tier

[@Acquiredtype]

That should not have not made me laugh

[@jeremiahwallace2275]

*Jared felt that*

[@ghostlydude6478]

Mfw I saw jared in a South Park game for the first time

[@cuttlesz1654]

Bionicle man being both a bottom and a top proves that he’s from the bionicle uniVERSE

[@Suesserto_000]

Bruh

[@leanhngo2944]

Fuck ya mean Bionicle man? He is Drip Tahu

[@Eanso-706]

I feel bad for whoever had to turn his gear... every. Single. Frame.

[@devalinohizkiapradipta2157]

Don't feel sorry, give him gratitute instead! :)

[@Purgation_98]

Praise them🙏🙏

[@wherespie428]

0:55

[@mettrop]

@@wherespie428 The gears turn only when he speaks.

[@wherespie428]

@@mettrop Nah, it’s always turning.

[@jamber985]

2:02 ‘’Wait, you actually want girly boys to dominate you?!’’ ‘’WHY DO YOU THINK I COME TO SUB-‘’ Perfectly cut.

[@Mr.Boyo13]

The reason this took so long is because he either got new astolfo faces or he had the sad task of EDITING them in Oh yeah the video was 👌

[@LShaver947]

This video actually took shorter to make than most

[@PartehKing]

Some of those faces were definitely edited

[@XYXPURGE]

bro was making the vid with one hand fr

[@TankFish69]

man really pulled a jokes on you I'm into that shit

[@wellknownhep]

HAIL

[@Oniongiri]

he did it before in the goth ihop

[@LisaLisa-eg1ur]

Glad tankfish is a true man of culture

[@L30GH05TDUD3]

Bruh tank fish noo bro you’re falling to deep into the dark side! Later on you’ll become a femboy yourself! 😂

[@L30GH05TDUD3]

@@LisaLisa-eg1ur well i can at least agree with that

[@TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs]

2:06 Discord mods PS: I love the Invincible reference at the end

[@Truckkkkkkkk]

Blood looks different

[@Lumidon]

*’’It was a joke bro...’’*

[@427Arbok]

Hi Iron

[@ptzdamonke2664]

@@Lumidon “Jokes on you I’m into that shit”

[@raymickens440]

Iron please where is the reference

[@mouseblackcat5263]

Astolfo is the tastiest thing in the restaurant. I'll take mine to go. :)

[@xXUnoriginalNameXx33Meygaera]

Extra spicccy

[@mouseblackcat5263]

@@xXUnoriginalNameXx33Meygaera Cream Filled!! :D

[@adamr9570]

No, he can take me to the back and dominate me.

[@he-man9413]

What the fuck

[@BarackObamnna]

"Nothing here is free. You got money?" "I got bread" "Then why do you want mine?" Gold. Just gold. I don't know how you do it Pantsahat but your dialogue is a treasure.

[@franciscolaurean8550]

Wanted the astolfo monster bread

[@IsaiahRichards692]

Like when a guy ordered pizza in front of Lego Gordon Ramsay to see what would happen?

[@oofley8346]

Reminds me a bit of sethical

[@yuyuqk]

pardon me for being stupid but what does that mean

[@BarackObamnna]

@@yuyuqk Bread is slang for money. The whole exchange is a clever pun.

[@Pioxys]

“Jokes on you, I’M INTO IT!” “Why do you think I come to subway?” These are quotes of a true antagonist.

[@reyneo6791]

“Boy how is the 5 dollar foot long not 5 dollars and not a foot long?” That..is a very good question.

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

because when the phrase was 100% true, some of the smaller Subway shops went out of business because they didn't have enough customers buying other things to make a profit to cover the losses that deal cost them.

[@reimei84]

"Don't they got rulers where you're from?" _Jeanne D'Arc has entered the chat_

[@strider_hiryu850]

"is that bread gluten free?" "nothing here is free! you got money?" "oh i got bread!" "than why do you want mine?" "JUsT piCk ThE DaMN sUb!" the way this interaction flowed was cleaner than my home after my mom cleans it.

[@Asparaesque]

Legit reminded me of Who's on First

[@strider_hiryu850]

@@Asparaesque i don't know what that means. sorry

[@boboeinstein3267]

Damn

[@nataliemcgloin2901]

It is the most iconic line in this one XD

[@Halo_Legend]

Was rustier than an Oblivion conversation and that was the point

[@AlfredoPuente8]

Astolfo must be the richest guy in town at this point.

[@aetrem50]

Nah Lego guy still got those millions from Walter

[@vaimantobe3034]

He spends it all on mobile games

[@eMpTy12189]

Yep

[@Sphincter_Pincher]

@@aetrem50 It was a moment of weakness Jesse, but it was billions, with a b

[@TaigaXsenpai]

@@aetrem50 but didnt Lego Anime Guy get all the money after Walter simped it all??

[@8-bitoctane101]

Every single one of these are legendary, But I miss the Chad Master Chief

[@heidethebodies]

Me too. I miss master chief and his totally not gay adventures with that pink haired “girl”

[@tsogbat6025]

you can see him chilling outside at the beginning.

[@Gingy_2006]

He's chilling outside the subway

[@Spartan-117-john]

bruh dont give pantsahat any ideas, the less i come into contact with "him" the better besides im busy preparing myself for my reunion with cortana and i dont let anyone get inbetween that not even that femboy.

[@RageCreati0n]

Don’t worry. Wherever Astolfo is, his boyfriends not too far away.

[@XX_shibbyXX]

I laughed so hard when they pulled out the monster energy

[@hersryanimations1095]

"You mean they actually made a sequel to bread?" Absolutely killed me for no reason 🤣

[@williamwoznack5312]

"wait you actually want girly boys to dominate you?" "WHY DO YOU THINK I COME TO SUB-" perfectly cut.

[@ririachelles_]

Yes.

[@HelloHamburger]

It's not dommeway or swapway, it's SubWay.

[@HelloHamburger]

It's SubWay or the highway.

[@Smashnimrod]

Then the mayo at the end

[@AzureSkull76]

It's why you go over to DOMinos

[@ChaoticTempleKnight]

I love how Astolfo consistently doesn't recognize the word "Gluten." This word simply does not exist in his mind.

[@KalavinkaK]

"We're actually 100% predator free... now." Underrated joke

[@atifbaig4091]

dont get it

[@overlordvera4014]

@@atifbaig4091 it's a subway jared reference. Y'know the famous subway guy who lost a ton of weight? He's was arrested for owning child porn after that

[@atifbaig4091]

@@overlordvera4014 Lmao thanks man.

[@Syuvinya]

More like underaged joke

[@akirachiyoko2134]

@@Syuvinya brooo 🤣🤣🤣

[@shuhratkessikbayev8886]

Bro Astolfo better stop playing with him. He still hasn't gotten his scrambled bussy from Femboy IHOP

[@icanbarely]

Subway

[@PilotCharlesCalvin]

well man finally got it

[@Nuclear_Dingo]

@@PilotCharlesCalvin i dont think he did

[@brotherhoodofsteel4751]

Eat come be happy

[@concept5631]

@@PilotCharlesCalvin Ah, the war hero. How goes existence?

[@wesnestor5347]

Surprised Astolfo didn’t learn his lesson about that bionicles sexual desires from Goth IHOP.

[@KZN02]

Inb4 “love is not canon”

[@ltb1345]

@@KZN02 Maybe love isn't canon, but the horni is.😳

[@voidgivenfocus]

Perhaps

[@thelucasaulenbachershow9255]

"Bruh they really made a sequel to bread" had me dying 😂 1:38

[@case6668]

Poor Hippo can’t even reach the table, this is deep

[@JG_Enigma]

Bruh.

[@cts_-pv7eu]

This says a lot about society

[@captainfa-it-lcon915]

@@cts_-pv7eu We live in a society where hippo can see pussy because the table is too high to block his view.

[@av3joe576]

@@captainfa-it-lcon915 I see you’re a glass-half-full kind of guy

[@ronaldomendoza7578]

@@captainfa-it-lcon915 This is how people should see life

[@Raph___A]

Astolfo's VA must be having the time of her life when doing these.

[@jor1456]

*_h i s_*

[@user-c3k3q]

@@jor1456 😨

[@trapcard899]

@@user-c3k3q I mean it’s not really a surprise

[@desuordie4856]

@@jor1456 the fiverr page doesn't state gender.

[@lordtachanka6447]

Her ?

[@jahjah7940]

Balls.

[@CryosisOfficial]

Literally everyone is talking about it.

[@5seriesfanatic]

Came here to see if anyone else commented this

[@franciscocastaneda7296]

It got me good 😂😂😂

[@veggiefilms]

I did, but apperantly, I'm invisible to the internet

[@franciscocastaneda7296]

@@veggiefilms felt that

[@lucwashere222]

"Finally some customer service" - me fr

[@r.e.z9428]

You’d think Astolfo would have learned after the whole IHOP fiasco.

[@ElHuevoRancheroWasTaken]

theory: each video is in a different timeline that resets every time bionicle dude says he's into the (kinky) stuff alstolfo says

[@dawnstartheanimeman]

No, no he does not

[@SupaKoopaKid64]

To be fair, last time he wanted to dominate Astolfo. This time it's the other way around.

[@Alan_is_here]

@@TrashEater2729 ...

[@venom_ross]

@@SupaKoopaKid64 bionicle guy is truly a switch

[@blankisfornerds]

“they really made a sequel to bread” i cant stop wheezing at this i dont know why

[@Akario3]

Bruh

[@JackOfManyGames]

Ah yes. Bread²

[@cursedbutter]

@@JackOfManyGames ah yes, a second taste acquired

[@dsagent]

Tags: Bionicle, BRUH, Femboy, Hippo, Subway, Sick Burns Also that Jared burn was nice.

[@HeilRay]

100 predator free

[@jrfcss]

Never expect to see those in the same video but here I am

[@Glaugan]

It must be a crime that Astolfo's cake is the best one from all the cast...

[@stalesock4]

HE’S BACK. And pantsahat is back too. i meant astolfo lol

[@ZELDAMAN1000]

Yes

[@crestofr]

Hes fibally out of jail

[@mrblazeapound7856]

@@crestofr ???

[@crestofr]

@@mrblazeapound7856 the bionicle guy he went to jail after ignoring his house arrest

[@mrblazeapound7856]

@@crestofr Oh. I'm stupid af. I thought you meant Pantsahat lmao

[@chengyiq3066]

Astolfo: "Wait, you actually want girly boys to dominate you??" Me: "Isn't that what people go to subway for???"

[@golemman7627]

Yes

[@awildleftshoe565]

Yes

[@TheKing-qz9wd]

Cookies though.

[@yaboidan8668]

Yes

[@ahardworker2154]

Yes and for the biscuits

[@pedrogrotto9177]

"Bruh they really made a sequel to bread?" *I'm dead*

[@warmac88]

Whoever voices Astolfo, is so cute. Great video ☺️

[@Brickfilmer125]

How the Bionicle gears don't get caught in the Gucci as they turn is astounding.

[@othelloedmond7668]

That ending was like if invincible was a porno of him getting dominated lol

[@officialhooded]

Wow I honestly didn't even think about it till mentioned

[@Tempus_Locus]

Ummmmm actually that did happen

[@Dansaki24]

@@Tempus_Locus which one are you watching??

[@jessevasquez1239]

@@Dansaki24 read the comics and you'll know

[@NeostormXLMAX]

@@Dansaki24 mark literally gets raped by a viltrimite later

[@tacolepaco]

Why has no one talked about how the red toy dude's gears move, for a stop motion this is quite impressive as he has to move the gears in every shot.

[@D.KlWA-aG]

imagine forgetting to move the gears

[@tacolepaco]

@@D.KlWA-aG Failure in life, disappointed in themselves.

[@milesedgeworth132]

@@D.KlWA-aG I'm sure there's a motor

[@naprizodenvtuber2529]

@@milesedgeworth132 that would just make stop motion even more difficult cause the timing would be all fucked up

[@joshuasinclair7606]

It's a Bionicle just saying.

[@thewangdynasty256]

1:37 sequel to bread LMAOO

[@abd-animation-22]

What does it mean ?

[@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574]

that shit had me laughing

[@leomcdonnell2553]

“What kind of bread you want?” “What do you mean what kind, they make new bread or something?!” The exact moment I lost it

[@edgyizanami783]

“🅱️ruh they really made a sequel to 🅱️ *read* ?” I’m crying

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

Astolfo: Wait you *want* girly boys to dominate you? Biolocal: Jokes on you, I’m into it!

[@garfthesecond7609]

biolocal

[@xXxpowerbagxXx]

biolocal

[@ibraheemali7028]

Biolocal...really.

[@gewuerzwanze5627]

Biolocal?

[@bon4864]

biolocal

[@michaelbecket4901]

1:02 whatever im looking at i want it lol

[@Mr.LUV80]

NAHH

[@michaelbecket4901]

YAAAAHH@@Mr.LUV80

[@Master-Tyranus_6720]

Nah mate

[@Vienna3080]

“Wait, you actually want girly boys to dominate you” Yes

[@bopit9215]

Yes

[@fernandorodriguez876]

Cringe

[@godxquad4143]

Yes

[@andrewwatts1997]

Fuck yes with a milshake. Made by girly boys.

[@thepartydontstoptilliwalkin]

Yesn't

[@HoodieKnight]

“Boy, my fit fresher than yo food” - Bionicle man

[@Bunbiichuffn]

Tahu

[@FleshCavern]

Astolfo got all these jobs and Master Chief can't get one cause he keeps taking all the jobs

[@amidarkdesigns1229]

Astolfo is takin' our jerbs!!!!!

[@BloodrealmX]

@@amidarkdesigns1229 Gat dang illegal Englishmen takin' arr jerbs! GO BACK TA YOU-RAOWP!

[@Youmama187]

Watching this in a Subway is humor

[@capeecle]

I am surprised of the 12 years progress of this youtube channel. Really impressive. From pure lego shows to Astolfo lmao. And the humors in the conversation. I want more!

[@HanzCastroyearsago]

Evolution

[@live_and_lol]

420 likes

[@HanzCastroyearsago]

@@live_and_lol epic

[@Ryuuu6581]

From 12 year old liking battleships, war planes, empires and nuclear bombs to 17 year old loving femboys

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

“Wait, you actually want girly boys to dominate you” "Who doesn't?"

[@pokedex3171]

Hello NoMustache-san

[@Mangonanmang]

Fight me man with no mustache, I have seen you everywhere. I have finally found a comment with you that is new

[@affliction101]

“Ikr”

[@Zen_user-001]

Bruh

[@ALDAL]

hey didn´t knew you were gay

[@MrJeff-jd1jv]

I like how Astolfo starts T-posing when saying "Prepare to get topped"

[@vriskaserket6138]

as a femboy, i would do the same

[@Halo_Legend]

@@vriskaserket6138 Meaning you are a femboy or if you were?

[@user-qx3yh7qz7u]

I came for astolfo, and honestly it's weird when it ended 😂

[@mrgrouge2392]

"We are actually 100% predator free" I died on this line

[@3bodYking99]

... Now

[@YatzeeWillWearAGreenHat]

Nothing is free in Subway

[@animekid7781]

​@verbugterherrderdunkelheit6086 if they say it gluten-free or the sub IS free, they lyin.

[@seg162]

you good?

[@معاذابوبكرمحمد]

i dont get it

[@froge6305]

"We're actually 100% predatory free NOW!" OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED WHAT THAT MEANT

[@Steve000]

What's it mean

[@magmat0585]

@@Steve000 Subway used to have a spokesman named Jared. Jared had a fondness for showing minors his "five dollar foot long" and is now in prison.

[@gabrielmirandahurtado6539]

@@Steve000 it's more than likely a reference to the term that people use in vore

[@Steve000]

@@magmat0585 ohh I see, lmaoo great explanation

[@neidhardt8093]

@@magmat0585 Jesus why did you word it like that lmao

[@ajakks6551]

Astolfo: We're actually 100% predator free, now. *Winks* ......Ungodly roast when you realize what that actually means.

[@richardgonzalez4633]

Yep

[@heavenseeker2320]

Can you explain the joke, the closest thing I could think about is the Jared reference

[@cardboard8073]

I dunno what you're talking about. Please explain

[@neft5449]

@@cardboard8073 I think one of the board members at Subway was convicted due to preying on children, he's in prison now, I know only bc the Odd1sOut went over this one of his Soubway vids

[@neft5449]

@@heavenseeker2320 check above comment for refrence ^^^

[@jimmydean7219]

Definitely get some Abbott and Costello “Who’s on first” vibes from the wordplay humor here. Well done.

[@thatmomentwhen9676]

"finally, some good customer service" Astolfo: *THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE*

[@OtakuGamingsRandomChannel]

"Wait, you want girly boys to dominate you?!" Me: "did i stutter?"

[@carcinogenicthalidomide3057]

This is where the fun begins

[@Hanabi782]

Oh yeah, it's all coming together

[@spartan2ar949]

How does get dominate by a girly boy.

[@MandoMahri]

Wait are they a boy?

[@spartan2ar949]

@@MandoMahri yes. A femboy

[@Leifon]

"You got predatory business practices" "We're actually predator free, NOW" THATS A LOW BLOW

[@CPUGoddessBlanc]

They must've kicked Batman from being a Discord Mod finally.

[@ww3pilot433]

@@CPUGoddessBlanc Jared

[@amberhernandez]

How is _LITERALLY EVERY ONE OF THESE_ so _GOOD_ ?? I haven't laughed so much in DAYS, bahahaha!!

[@blake2697]

THE FUCKING INVINCIBLE REFERENCE AT THE END I CAN'T-

[@odstman2984]

And the “blood” that made me Laugh one of the best jokes I seen

[@fluffydogloaf]

YES YOU CAN

[@Starlight-by3cf]

@@odstman2984 that doesn't look like blood

[@nihon349]

@@Starlight-by3cf MANays brotha

[@ColonelFrosting]

this shit gets me every fucking time "uhhhh is this gluten free?" "Nothing here is free! You got money?" "I got bread." "Then why do you want mine?"

[@MechWarrior894]

Tahu hurt himself in confusion!

[@tcplays4371]

Me who’s allergic to gluten: :cries:

[@jacobszymczak9323]

IHOP to be the Dom Subway to be the Sub Bionicle: *Both*

[@someball.]

*biolocal

[@Lemuel928]

Bionicle was a Perfect McDonald’s Example,bruh.

[@Soulraven2735]

Being a switch is awesome

[@bray2964]

I love the detail of the Bionicle's throat gears spinning, way too much effort went into this

[@echothewanderer112]

Summary: a tin can in a pair of bootleg Tim's gets dominated by a chad femboy.

[@monarchyyyy]

"Wait, you actually wants girly boys to dominate you?" i mean, hole is a hole so why not? My guy even admits it

[@AndroidSunner]

"Why do you think I Come to Sub-"

[@matiesponja]

i thought it was "girly voice to dominate u "

[@sittingcrowd912]

@@Dripbaru yes

[@jamalisujang2712]

Even some ntr author got enamored by Astolfo and made some manga of him domming the female servants.

[@TheSamuelCish]

God dammit those boots fucking got me. Scream laughed at his fit.

[@furioustexan1263]

Hey dont disrespect military issued combat gear like that

[@justsomeguywithasurprisede4059]

You gotta respect the drip tho 🔥🔥🔥

[@furioustexan1263]

@@justsomeguywithasurprisede4059 yeah bro government issue equipment is where its at

[@jipidy]

I know like get rid of that jacket

[@Raptor_animationAr-Ra]

If i get roast/burned by astolfo Im not coming back to that sub again😭

[@JOfJaZ]

“Don’t you got rulers from where you from?” That’s a deep pull considering it’s Astolfo he’s talking to.

[@salmonbagel4431]

“Wait, you really want girly boys to dominate you?” 😂

[@hxrns6561]

“I do and im tired if pretending that i dont”

[@AbysswalkerD]

Why else do think i come to Subway?

[@RenegadeAid]

A holes a goal, I’m gynesexual so it doesn’t matter

[@RenegadeAid]

@@AbysswalkerD yea he gets it

[@dm.3145]

@@RenegadeAid gynesexual??

[@Bigos4]

Astolfo's “hello” at the beginning heals the soul.

[@RiderNexus]

It just cheers me up

[@ParkingLotGod]

I haven't watched Fate or anything involving Astoflo so now when I see him anywhere, that little "hello" is what I hear lol

[@ChansuoTsukama2]

Astolfo always makes such provocative comebacks, and yet he is still surprised when people take them seriously.

[@noahosborne6158]

Guess Chief is takin a break after simping all his dough.

[@Johnny-Tightlips]

Did they seriously make you censor toy underwear? Cause I know the thumbnail and video weren't censored when this came out.

[@slendveny7191]

I think they might have thought it would be funnier.

[@Preposter]

I noticed that too LMAO They really be censoring plastic.

[@someguy6627]

Yeah, absolute bs

[@fongkei523]

Ah dang it

[@NuclearDuckie02]

Damn, anyone save a backup? Yo pantsahat, you should throw this whole series on LBRY or somewhere it won't be fucked with

[@Etzier]

“It was a joke bro” “Jokes on you IM INTO IT!”

[@sothasil7716]

Jokes on you, I'm into that shit

[@MALICEM12]

But him again with the "jokes on you I'm into that shit!" Also the astolfo cosplayer reference though, the 5 dollar foot long is canon now.

[@NoOriginalContentOfficial]

He took a picture with a god damn subway?

[@faizfrez2729]

@@NoOriginalContentOfficial don't give him ideas

[@sparrowfox6943]

@@NoOriginalContentOfficial Nah, he took a dick pick and held a big ass can of monster for comparison It...well let's just say it caused many people to awaken to something that day

[@NoOriginalContentOfficial]

@@sparrowfox6943 yea I seen it and it made me more nauseas than a cartel beheading

[@rfmspawnkiller603]

-"You got money?" -"I got bread" -"Then why do you want mine?" Lmao