This Kid Tried To Eat Me!

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It was a fateful day of me and my friends trying to babysit a bunch of kids at church. Turns out one of them "loved" me so much, he could just take a bite out of me... Literally!
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Meh, I finished this earlier in the day so I guess I don't really have that many thoughts to put here. I will say though that regardless of what happened, there is not much reason for me to stay mad, I mean since when has a kid not done something stupid in their life? Chances are it will just be one of those haunting memories. One day he might remember... "holy crap I actually bit someone." Everyone has those so its just part of being a person. As long as the proper lesson was learned.
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[@Kran]

When you realize hes a tofu so the kid thought he was delicious

[@sitkinator]

yes

[@vannzcooper2648]

Hi

[@toasties3404]

Indeed

[@BloCk12694]

Hahaha

[@captain6255]

Oh

[@Blio_]

LetMeExplainStudios: “Hey I’ve seen this one!”

[@George_Harris_SR25]

Uh

[@user-ck2bj4qd2e]

I get it

[@AceofHearts-]

YES

[@hollyliu5297]

omg ikr!

[@LosedFire]

What do you mean it’s brand new

[@jordanlane7543]

My cousin did this to me when I was younger too. Completely unprovoked and thought he was just going in for a hug. Still traumatized tbh and that was over 10 years ago hahaha

[@Lianne260987]

I bite my own arm XD

[@user-pb5mh8pt4i]

I bit my own arm

[@ijppiras794]

Just started watching you my dude, and got to say your pretty relatable and i knew i was going to like your vids. I myself is a Kids church teacher and the whole vid reminded me of my own stories with teaching kids. Keep it up 💪 and God bless the works of your hands 🙌

[@mizuelement3788]

I mean like who wouldn’t want to eat some tofuu And I can relate to you a kid bit me in kindergarten because he’s so SALTY

[@berry6401]

Cough wtf puns

[@Avocado7765]

Wow your top comment

[@-fbiagent-4027]

BADUM TSSSSS

[@goldroger6756]

Tofoo feels like a wet sponge

[@siekieericson6243]

Why did you type 'tofuu' the KZbinr not tofu the other kind

[@apug5396]

Everybody: ... One kid: Hey wanna see me eat that adult?

[@woman_respecter629]

Me : * pat pat *

[@P0ppyPaws_]

YA!

[@jbrashearify]

The cat lover Rendel don’t swear

[@kellycox616]

Yes dude Or girl

[@_phong.huynh_]

Sounds kinda illegal, but ok kid The kid needs the adult's consent before eating booty

[@LordBloodySoul]

I got bid by a grade schooler, too, when I was still working as a substitute teacher. I had a very rowdy class to deal with... So I punished them probably in the most humane and yet terrifying way I could pull without overstepping my boundaries. I gave them extra homework to do and if they wouldn't, I would grade those with Fs and let them fail their classes that way. Furthermore, I called them out in class more often to answer questions and retaliated their insult with snarky replies of my own. The one kid that bid me got banned in the corner next to the blackboard while I taught the kids about rabies and using his action as a stand-in example. His schoolmates avoided him for almost a month and his parents tried to file complaint for "psychological trauma" against me, which I answered with a sue for "intentional bodily harm and harassment". And considering that they only had their child's word for it, but I had documented injuries and left over scars from that incident, they drop the complaint real fast. Trust me, even when they are kids, don't let them dance all over you. They are not as untouchable as they think they are.

[@MsWerbock]

i am literally 10 and I know not to do these things. when I was like 2-3, i would always be a biter. I got kicked out of 3 daycares💀💀💀💀💀💀. If I were bit by a younger child then i would've probably slapped him since I have very little control over my instincts. And if I was bleeding, i'd most likely be proud on that slap. I'm a vengeful person and sorry for what happened to you.

[@benjaming.3876]

This channel definitely deserves millions of subs

[@Soul_evacuated_Ian]

No billions

[@eclipse9946]

@@Soul_evacuated_Ian nah fam trillions ( aliens exist (jk) )

[@xempororhxppyx]

@@eclipse9946 plot twist: They do 😳

[@eclipse9946]

@@xempororhxppyx 😳

[@Lady_Cran]

He shouldn’t get away with that tbh even if he’s a kid he should’ve gotten a worse punishment

[@nurseii9018]

Ku Shee yeah cruel sun 😂😂 ☀️ ☝️

[@belsyz]

Yes Bulldozer to the face

[@kimshate]

Ok dad

[@_-local.weirdo-_3557]

My little brother bit someone's ear, almost bit it off, surprised he didn't get detention or something •-•

[@acowt3305]

>> That's.. honestly insane, I didn't know kids actually did things that violent, I know my parents would probably erase me from existence if I did anything like that. ; - ; which is fair

[@danamauro]

Detention* but HOLY YOUR BROTHER-

[@dumblynonchalant]

And of corse he bit you, your a tofu

[@orangecat9559]

@@dumblynonchalant um , you're replying to a comment

[@cocknball410]

Surprised* detention*

[@hellomrjelloyay]

There once was a kid so bold, He hungered for tofu so cold, He found a giant block, And took a big bite - oh, what a shock! His teeth couldn't handle the weight, And soon he began to deflate, The tofu was just too much to chew, He had to find something else to pursue. He tried to eat it with a fork, But it got stuck, oh what a dork! He tried to mash it with a spoon, But it remained as hard as a stone rune. The kid learned his lesson that day, Tofu blocks were not for the faint of play, He decided to stick to smaller bites, And avoid tofu blocks at all sights.

[@user-ti7sz2mo1t]

bro wrote a whole poem about this and i respect that

[@babymisty78]

I use to be a daycare worker. As you can imagine I got bit a lot. However, one time, a behavioural four year old bit me.. ON THE BUTT! Broke the skin and made me bleed.. I had to go to the hospital to see if I needed a tetanus shot and embarrassingly had to tell them where it happened 😭

[@rivaa.5419]

Wtf??? Worst thing that happened to me that is related to that is getting headbutted.

[@Supermarioglitchy91]

what da fuk

[@sparkythecat]

YOU ARE TOFU! Of course he would try to eat you!

[@wheatstack5018]

Lmao this made me think of that one toy story scene

[@user-pq5rl9ky6c]

Lol

[@sparkythecat]

@@user-pq5rl9ky6c Lol

[@nomoreofme3136]

YATO

[@corvusgaming2379]

real life he isn't.

[@frostyy6605]

1989: We will have flying cars in 2020! 2020: This kid tried to eat me!

[@unapple8374]

James Pang lol True

[@Georgianna_1989]

We don't have flying cars

[@sbydkok]

Yes we dont have flying cars we have kids who eat hoomans

[@clockwise2556]

Man I get you , kids church really sucked. My parents literally sent me there to do something. Of course I learned stuff though it was rather frustrating that I have to interact with younger kids.

[@Esse_C.A.T]

I got bit by my sister once and it hurt. I looked down and saw that she had taken a tiny chonk out of my hand. I went to dad and he told me to wash it and then just do nothing. Yeah, that was fun and absolutely not scary…Now I’ve got a permanent scar there and no one believes that my sister bit me.

[@evo.gaming255]

Everyone: getting bit by animals Me: I bit myself in the mouth

[@Chappington171]

Jun An Anzer Tan I bit my food (I am not weird I promise)

[@ruodongpan5529]

Multiple times... for me

[@c0sm1c-cha0s]

No one Not a single soul Me bytes my arm when bored

[@BlackbatsSince2019]

oh you did that? well... i bit my arm for scar

[@c0sm1c-cha0s]

@Arib Patwary yeah I cant spell

[@auroh2465]

Next time just “smack the devil out of i em” Bob Ross

[@karinacarrillo5173]

True

[@gamerguy6942]

Ooo true

[@nanioclock9305]

XD

[@nightmarione2529]

7:16 you should’ve made the devil say dew it like palpatine

[@justiceisafk702]

steve is a zobie run, run young yong tales run

[@samuelbyrne3016]

Kid: Goes up to hug me Me: Aww, that's so sweet Kid: You fell for it fool! Thunder cross split attack!

[@sprectra4344]

OH NO MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

[@phong1787]

JJBA's refence

[@fedexkaiju1494]

Nobody: 6 Year old's when they fight: "FINALLY, THIS FEAST FEAST WILL BE LEGENDARY"

[@wierdo2399]

Well what else are they supposed to do?

[@axep3785]

@@wierdo2399 punch the bastard they tryna fight

[@absentfox9209]

You mean, 3 year olds?

[@Kuniiiii]

Imagine going home and telling your friends you got bit by a kid

[@truewoodward3750]

you know considering the fact that "Steve" bit you SO Hard that it Broke the Skin you definitely should of hit him in that moment and then just played it off as self defense

[@Edward_7th]

Then get Sue

[@pigs8122]

"This kid tried to eat me" oh..

[@Swag-xk6vs]

NOW A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE? 2020 GIVE US A BREAK

[@qatamish1]

Ha

[@britishempire7609]

😂😂👌

[@karinacarrillo5173]

Bro new little kid virus aaaaaaaaaa

[@Reallysourlemon]

Trouble? This isn't SCHOOL! *Sends kid to the shadow realm

[@CRISPYShu]

Finally. Another person who actually knows what veggie tales is. Also, at our church, we have a rule that if your being rambunctious, then you have to sit by your parents Edit:I’ve just gotten my spacers and I’ve been looking for a KZbinr to watch but none appealed to me and then I came across one of your videos, so now I’ve just found my comfort KZbinr

[@weirdguyadventures115]

It’s the parents fault. They didn’t feed Steve junk food so Steve ate the first food he saw.

[@rinjinsherpa.1359]

A.K.A "The Toshie"😌

[@tdimybeloved]

A.K.A a living piece of tofu that bleeds

[@ColinCartoons]

69 likes lol

[@karinacarrillo5173]

Yo he was hungry so he thought he was tofu

[@catqueenstudios8542]

Sooooo both worst and worst parents. Junk food and biting

[@nicolasnavarrolack8794]

Once I was baby sitting my moms friends son, who was insanely aggressive, and when he grabbed my hair and pulled real hard, i couldn't do anything except be like *"stop"*

[@azure3863]

Big OOF. All F's for u.

[@crook7493]

Jester Heart Blueflame uhm..?

[@koseki_stuff]

Couldn't you take your hand behind your back and slap him?

[@hgrunner8327]

Last year, I was on my school playground and it started to rain and the kids were sacrificing other kids to the " Rain God and Storm Demon " XD it was odd.

[@Zylefer]

This is exactly why I don't volunteer at Sunday School anymore

[@lovelyhalin]

7:39 flashbacks to when Jungkooks shirt refused to be a shirt

[@dominicthegamingnerd8650]

I would have yelled at the kids for that, you cant physically harm them; but you can definitely scare the crap out of them so they can stfu

[@THJKR-ng5xo]

Just uncomfortably stare at them with loud breaths

[@spaace993]

back when i was 16 i was at my friend's house and his like 7 or 8 year old little brother outta nowhere just layed down a absolute haymaker on my jewls, out of pure reflex i just punched the top of his head and lil dude stumbled and sat down with a walls help

[@Farhan_049]

@felipe firered11 Stuff happens....

[@morijin6903]

Nah get bit and ya bote back

[@AceLighters]

Yeah, i guess so

[@CGray1234]

This whole video is basically why I volunteer for production instead of being WITH the kids

[@GooberDoodles500]

When I was a little Bebe at the age of around 2, I was in a play centre and this little rat brat (he was my age) bit my hand and it started bleeding. So my mum dragged him out of the play centre hand first, lifted him up and yelled “WHO’S LITTLE BRAT IS THIS!!!” And that’s all I can remember. :)

[@PompomPurin_plays]

Dang that sucks

[@Peanut_person88]

Young Yong Tales: ever been bit before? Rebecca Parham: *tell me about it*

[@yaxpinzon1286]

well in pre-k ALL the students in my class bit a toy sword I brought to school XD

[@LankySanky]

Lol

[@KotaSilly]

Y E S

[@MEBOEFEBOE]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassss

[@380peiceee]

😝😝😝

[@adamdaboyyt25]

"Steve use FULL BITE! "tofu use SHIRT DEFENSE" *It was a critical*

[@Taxevader7042]

Nuzzlocke failed

[@Fezcon]

what

[@ramenrebellion3114]

@@Taxevader7042 me and my home boys suffering on nuzlockes because of crits

[@sonny_boi22]

As someone who has worked with a lot of kids misbehaving all at the same time... there's literally nothing you can do except decree a widespread timout. XD

[@rdsh3434]

You should apply my reverse policy of what they physically do to you do back to them but if you can’t when it finishes convinced the parents to ground him/her to the worst posible thing

[@user-gy6vw5yw4c]

“This kid tried to eat me” *Hol up*

[@Barneyfromhalflife1]

*Hold up** bro

[@AlienInvasion64]

We need u to get 10k

[@_Renden]

*you taste better when you're awake*

[@Barneyfromhalflife1]

@@AlienInvasion64 ye

[@Barneyfromhalflife1]

@@_Renden lol

[@rem_rem.]

Young Yong Tales: *Get's bitten* Rebecca Parham: "First time?"

[@Suck_my_juicyFatcock]

Astromites true! Lol

[@rem_rem.]

@@Suck_my_juicyFatcock Ye

[@ZephyrLN]

Lol

[@Dr.ShadowC]

Yes

[@99Zavagegaming]

I bite my bro if a pissed of and act like a zombie and my bro bites me back if he want becouse i have fat to pratect me

[@laurawilson5666]

I've had 2 people bit me before. One was when I was living in a group home and the other was when I was babysitting my sister's kids.

[@Sagefox]

I swear you went to my church. We had the same system of kids daycare ran by the older kids. It's so similar to what you described it freaked me out for a bit.

[@slippast]

My friend was bit by a kindergartener... it was almost bleeding.

[@virragrayson7245]

I had this happen to me 3 times by the same kid. He did it to my friends many times to

[@dinodan7564]

I bit my brother he bled and he was just like “seriously dude?”

[@marcelacabrera100yearsago8]

Huh

[@dino0909]

That happens to my twin

[@JustARegularSeal]

I would like but its at 69 likes

[@ayaanosaurasrex6582]

1:27 That sounds like a clickbait buzzfeed title

[@lunathewolf4703]

Or let me explain Studios

[@lunathewolf4703]

The whole video I mean

[@orangecat9559]

I eAT fRuITS fOR thE firSt tIME

[@alysharainwaters563]

you... I... you are such a funny story teller i am anchaly having to bit my tonge to keep from laghfing!

[@notaxewing8077]

Yeah I got bit by a RIFA (Red Imported Fire Ants) a lot of times , but when the first time I was bit the venom was as pain as getting burned (hence the name)

[@tayetired2478]

Well at least we know that steve isnt a vampire but probably is a cannibal 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@con-artist4994]

I feel bad for you, the worse that happened to me was a kid coming out of the bathroom saying she had a m&m up her nose

[@user-nd3ew1kp4w]

Okay...

[@lunastie39]

one time as a kid i was like "hehe what if i put an m&m up my nose" then it went too far and got stuck, i panicked but then it just fell out lmao

[@AutobotBugByt3s]

Dude, I worked in awana sparkies(youth group for little kids around the age of 5 & 6) and the weather does effect kids 😂 but it was fun. So was youth group for the older kids when I did it for a time.

[@raginiarora834]

5:10 yea I understood That would HURT ALOT😆

[@lilytiger8746]

Yong: “Omg! A kid bit me!” Me: “WaS iT tHe BiTe Of 87’?!”

[@mansifacio5458]

Give this man an oscar

[@j0b1z94]

Hehehe fnaf

[@buttons._.floofs]

Lily Tiger YES FNAF YYAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS

[@MichelleW870]

WEVE BEEN ALL ALONE, STUCK IN OUR LITTLE ZONE,

[@somplemobile3288]

Champion

[@giorgosplus]

When i was little, i bit a "friend" of mine. The next day he had high fever! Felt like a cobra

[@hollyliu5297]

Ahhh, that satisfaction of being a non- furry, but technically u are

[@lizbethdiaz456]

If a kid did that to me then he better wish someone is around to hold me back

[@karlishandsomeheis4515]

He's just asserting his dominance

[@allicat6256]

A long time ago in the third grade, one of my classmates would sometimes tease people, but it was mostly harmless. That was until one of my other classmates came with a bloody arm saying he bit her... Damn third graders are scary

[@corvusgaming2379]

Bruh I almost killed somebody in year 5 because they poked me

[@AndresFCamacho]

Megekittens2090 bro your insane

[@Hazelclaw-bl7qg]

I got bit on the face by a kid in preschool and still have a mark to this day

[@GhostBoiDoesStuff]

Yeah

[@BuffFloppa]

>:(

[@girl1213]

My mom's worked with kids like Steve for years. She's been bitten, hit and yelled at plenty of times that such violence on her person is often responded with "how was *that* supposed to convince me that (insert reason: in Steve's case, it would be: you deserve to jump on the couch)"? Kids don't often know what to say to when asked that kind of question because it forces them to think. Mom had mastered the "Ask Questions" approach to being allowed to punish a kid's bad behavior.

[@4Rgames]

smart

[@carlojaysales1937]

*smort*

[@Cake_VR276]

GG dude bro shared a story with an irl ending thtas a sub + respect

[@eltonlim6968]

“Lah” Me:JUST DESTROY HIM LAH

[@sensidog1]

What does the toshie taste like and how hard is it

[@diegodelamacorra8901]

Scizor If tofu had a meat flavour. It’s probably very soft cause tofu

[@peperoniezflakers719]

Ask the psycopathic kid

[@darylali3173]

OK dude you just where brother but true LOL sorry !

[@Whydoyoulikemenkissing]

Dislikes are the children who have bitten their sisters/parents

[@eduardomiranda6941]

CHILD ABUSE

[@justifri]

I didnt dislike but... Umm..... Cringe... (No offence) :l

[@bloodwolfgaming9269]

I can honestly say I have never been legit bit by a human before. I've been bit by a dog once or twice, had a spider bite once, been bitten by snakes more times than I can even remember, but never by another person.

[@whosfredol5194]

They bite deep and its like a bruise but also tissue damage babies and kids am I right?

[@laurazubrycki4944]

I actually never been bitten by anything except for biting my tongue on accident like a bazillion times😂😂🤣🤣

[@lucerotrejoaoki2853]

John:He sank his sharp teeth in me!!! Me: Vietnam flashbacks to the bite of 83

[@randomdudeonyoutube5343]

I am from Việt Nam

[@randomdudeonyoutube5343]

@Kacper Milakowski what

[@JedJ_vP]

;-; Why would somebody try to eat you?!?!?! Oh yea…your tofuu

[@user-sl1lx9sw1x]

Lil

[@cryeoo]

You stole this :/

[@BloCk12694]

Yeah you stole this,what he said 😒

[@Jerryfromgamestop]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@king_ghost_87]

When you said and I said to him an ad came up and said “you know how to customize your car with liberty mutual”😂

[@johnrose1421]

Sounds like the time my aunts student who was like 3 ran into our church class and me and my brother were like, “hi Jenny “😂

[@Creator-jm9ke]

Title: A KID TRIED TO EAT ME! me: o h n o

[@ryan_klaudt]

oh oH OH

[@alexacquaah4074]

Me, Myself, and I No

[@sebasuchan9000]

the child has good taste trying to eat a piece of tofu

[@vaishnavaramjass]

5:59 I remember how you said he was the perfect height and nearly died thinking that he was biting u in the ‘area’

[@OiseauTriste]

rainy weather is indeed connected to kids behavior being out of whack

[@eerieeric834]

Well can you blame him you are made of tofu after all tofu is delicious 😋😉

[@whatanicename3630]

Is that a fucking emoji?

[@penquenoguapo]

EERIE ERIC, You could’ve just used this, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@bumsicle27]

Mr.Clickbait BRO LANGUAGE

[@bluesky_cupy5158]

@@bumsicle27 blyat

[@big_swivel]

Tanki The T-34-85 Ok so we could just call people *whore* in 2020?

[@Silas123]

Kid: **Tries to eat Young yong tales** Fans: so you have chosen death.

[@ingimundureinarsson7325]

The kid just likes toofu

[@BloCk12694]

TOOFU!?

[@themikefiddledoodle]

@Alex Root AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

[@SamuelBuckleyScience]

Its Young Yong Tales

[@Silas123]

Samuel Buckley im sorry, ill edit that.

[@stiephengelacio6646]

i think make him fall into the tallest building is a little bit of revenge

[@fathimaththeesha9444]

congrats on 1m🎉🎉🎉keep up the good work 🎉😄😁😄😁😄

[@Shadyaplay]

No one: Steve’s brother: *I can never outrun the pain*

[@minespace792]

I don't get it

[@chameleon3465]

@@minespace792 I think it’s saying that Steve probably bites his brother a lot at home

[@ranjitsandhu8768]

No I’ve haven’t been bitten, but I got stung in the eye by a bee

[@WillitDoesMusic]

OOOOF!!

[@jamiedaws4572]

I hoy stung IN THE FREAKING EYE I CLOSED BY A WASP

[@diegodelamacorra8901]

I’m stung by 3 bees/wasps

[@pokepoke1889]

Oooooh that's gotta hurt

[@MichelleW870]

*_h e c c_*

[@priscilianoi7431]

Tofu: And there's some pretty scary things to get bitin by like a rabid animal shark dinosaur.Me: don't forget a dogg!!

[@RomBoy1108]

Its a fricking link

[@Awsomanimations]

My church has youth group ( 7th - 12th grade) and young kids ( kindergarten though 6h grade ) so yea some churches are different and I have been in both and they are really fun and the leaders are actual adults

[@createdit6128]

Title: “This kid tries to eat me” Me: *Well you are tofu*

[@Al-Mokadimah]

Lol. I see it 's only logical.

[@sleepynoehams]

I mean I would I like tofu

[@MagikOO]

The kid: bites him. Me sensing a disturbance in the force: *slap* DoNt ToUcH tHe ChIlD

[@lfcenjoyer]

I can imagine Sr Pelo screaming that like HMMMMMMM POW DONT TOUCH THAT CHILD

[@tessageens1184]

I love the seven deadly sins reference after he bit you when you wanted to cruel sun that kid

[@brandonhiatt2546]

I wrk at a Peter Piper Pizza and I know that pain where you tell a kid to not DO something that is clearly DANGEROUS and they still do it even when you get in their face about it and as soon as you turn your back towards them they do it again and I sometimes tell the parents, Coaches, Teachers about it but they just see it as a joke

[@penguinrocks2]

No one: Literally no one: That one kid: goes attack on titan mode Edit: wow thanks for da likes

[@ricardo3792]

I was that one kid. Still am.

[@sissysarts3600]

EXCUSE ME STOP TALKING ABOUT MY BROTHER.

[@mrghostblood7477]

@@sissysarts3600 wut

[@mrghostblood7477]

are you a fellow weeb?

[@schaloob5045]

Hello, fellow weeb

[@aleenexo1923]

Me: Reads the title My brain: What the heck?

[@susiebell4494]

Tofu standing there: Steve *punches him in the balls* tofu: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[@hoops4275]

Congrats on 4k

[@sorbedy]

Well there is a reason to eat him. *he is literally tofu*

[@bchufbcfcf3526]

Ha ha that’s funny

[@Pringalez]

Good point

[@zineddine7689]

R\technicallyTheTruth

[@Dink_Lover]

I thought he was a wii pad thing

[@jovelynbautista7903]

He is not real Henry Stickmin

[@williammcnear3462]

Dang, whenever I helped out in kid's church they were never this misbehaved. Thank God for that because I'm not a very rule enforcing person.

[@Seramas_underthe_SwanRange]

I can relate so highly on this video! The biting didn't happen to me, but one time this lil 5-6 year old girl THE WHOLE lesson (by the way, I was a helper in a Sunday school class) kept punching me in the gut! How am I supposed to deal with that!? I tried to do the "stop it" but that sadly didn't work, I was to skittish as well to go into the big service and fetch the parents. so, I dealt with it. :/ I get the, and I quote, "Hold me back Jesus!" Kids can be so weird, and rebellious and no one, not even the kids, know why.... 😒

[@rhonemeyer4277]

Dude I know how you feel...I've been through a similar situation

[@breadman2515]

Him: "The bite" Me: *has a fnaf 4 flashback* Also me: ThE kId BeHiNd ThE sLaUgHtEr

[@anonymous-rl8ln]

NO wait...ThE tOfU bEhInD tHe SlAuGhTeR

[@absentfox9209]

Lul me too

[@Flappy09]

WaS tHaT tHe BiTe Of 87

[@stevenmendez701]

Animatronics love tofu....

[@konikotrestrescinco859]

i love fnaf but don't ever reference that god awful song

[@DitsyDaisy]

Fun fact: When I was 9 I fought with my younger brother and he bit me behind my neck. My skin almost ripped and it actually started bleeding. Somehow, it healed and now I'm healthy. I'm still confused on how my body healed itself. *Am I immortal*

[@calebhark6653]

•DitsyDaisy• yes

[@DitsyDaisy]

@@calebhark6653 *oh god*

[@calebhark6653]

•DitsyDaisy• your are the chosen one!

[@woozy5256]

Ur not sopposed to bite a titan

[@echo-ul8lt]

Yes

[@molmolsmolses]

Honestly? Chances are the parents are as entitled as their kid, and also probably don't give him attention enough to teach him a lesson for his bad deeds.

[@brendah606]

glvlv;bggb

[@AwakenedSpace80]

He's the odd ones out tofu edition

[@cometahavoc]

WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87? THE KID BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER WATDEFOK

[@imnot9orsilentgamer437]

"Have you ever been bitten?" Me: Micheal Afton is sighing in a fire right now.

[@hectic8486]

Rebecca: A got bit by someone while trying to defend my friends. Young young tales: Sips tea* Interesting.

[@jennoof2309]

When he knew he felt something wrong he looked down an saw himself as a meal for steve

[@kanushi1365]

I was also bit once. I was 4 riding my bike. This guy comes upto me and wants to ride MY bike. He didn’t even ask nicely, just kind of started snatching it from me. I said no. Then he took my arm and bit me and then ran away. It hurt so much that I started crying and went to my mom. That was that.

[@Pal_TheMemeBoi012]

Hmm i wanna dlc