Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 378

yourmomshousepo... This week, the mommies go into detail about John McAfee's sexual exploits, how Tom became the Weight Loss Champ®, and going through the most amazing "Hi Mommy, Thanks Jeans"s.

[@ninejdan9]

Can't believe it has been four years since I learned about the poop hammock. Time flies.

[@jonathandonoso9632]

Doing a rewatch 🤫 these are all bangers

[@Drew_2308]

"They tolerate you", LOL Savage Tommy Bunz

[@SODTAOE]

My jeans are so high and tight that my mushy purples got caught in the zipper

[@tylerjacobson8012]

lol, the turbo encabulator video. One of the funniest videos ever.

[@UDX-340]

MaCafee is showing how his anti virus works in real time.

[@Ilostmyairpod]

Joe rogan lead me here. I have no idea what mushy purples are but I'm in.

[@larmoran4885]

Got those jeans high and tight?

[@JasonX2]

Joe sucks

[@ThReverend6661]

hope you’re still here

[@ultranitro437]

"What is a Mcdouble?" Are you kidding me? What ballers you are Tom and Christine!

[@lukereyalp3068]

Just glassin from the uk, anyone else?

[@sampomme]

Aberdeen, Scotland, woop woop!

[@Rhoadie1]

Just came here to relax, laugh, and drink some beer while I glass.

[@capnkirk13_9]

Still glassing in 2021. These older episodes are so amaze!

[@goodstepmom7448]

I've been doin the -hi mommy thanks jeans at every possible establishment I can love you mommies

[@staciekirkland3922]

can someone please say to a fast food worker, "just a quick question, Would you ever date your mom?" omfg. I would die laughing.

[@doughansen8805]

Watching the mommies laugh at the Rockwell Automation video because they had no clue what that dude was saying is the best thing I've seen in a while. Thanks Jeans.

[@KawiJohnny]

Chicken fries are everywhere, its a BurgerKing special and a McDouble is a mcdonalds double cheese burger...smh CMON JEANS!

[@mikehaskell3313]

The McDouble is a double cheeseburger made with patties that aren't 100% beef. They contain corn and cellulose(sawdust). The double cheeseburger is like 50 cents more and has patties made from 100% beef.

[@colorobo8427]

Kawi Johnny, A double cheeseburger has 2 slices of cheese and a mcdouble has one.

[@TolkienStudy]

"After the steakhouse at Flemming's" lol! I love these two!

[@iceiceoldy]

These drive through vids are so good! Good job jeans!

[@Aiell0]

ah yes. a healthy dose of the mommies. just what I needed today

[@sampomme]

Jesus that pup training revolts me on a whole other level

[@Mike-om4tv]

Can i get a double pipe classic? What was that? A coca cola classic. Deaddddd

[@elemenz888]

They go whale watching, the ship turns over, Tom manages to hang on, she falls in the water. The crew dives in the ocean to the rescue... they get it done and tell Tom he can thank them later. Tom looks at them and goes: *"That's not my wife."* Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all night.

[@ianschmitt4991]

Hey Hitler, wanted to let you know just glassin since day one and always pushin. know what I'm sayin

[@windowsapocalypse4980]

Ian Schmitt, forgot to mention Jeans, thanks Mommy #DJDadmouthhasAIDS

[@AlexAlonsoMusic]

Hey Mommy, since day one? It's just like the gays.

[@ianschmitt4991]

Windows Apocalypse thanks Jean's, #BunzLostWeightLikeRockHudson

[@BakerOrDie123]

God really blesses a nigga...

[@ianschmitt4991]

Know Whatemsayin

[@Dannables]

That's SO Raven.

[@WheresWorm]

How have this many people lived their life without trying Burger King Chicken Fries?

[@cmdshftx]

RIP John McAfee, no more classics like this

[@jeffdavidson5228]

There was an episode of Rogan when Segura says 'I need to drink more water'. Someone please find that and send to Christina P.

[@CaserMilley]

This "people like me more" bit is fucking great Jeans's! Thanks Mommy!

[@whipplethewhipple1]

At 55:30 that's my band's lead singer. he's also a mailman

[@bananafingerguns7212]

when does DJ Dadmouth go on tour with The Mushy Purples?

[@goodstepmom7448]

Banana Fingerguns after he got skinny

[@thinglizzy2311]

1:02:10 a mommy was left hanging . harsh

[@ryanhagy2795]

If you re-watch it, Tommy Bunz actually fist bumps back - in his own funny feminine way. A sort of flamboyant air pound if you will.

[@aubol006]

mcdouble is a double cheeseburger with one slice of cheese from mcdicks. chicken fries are from burger King and they're essentially chicken fingers in the shape of fries

[@elbeetlebeasto]

Where the fuck is episode 377 Am I on crazy pills here?

[@williamguilfoyle3068]

Thought it was just me

[@falconsfan717]

I had to take a break from the show just because of Christina's personality. Tom is the reason I started listening and is the main reason why I keep listening

[@madsalt4542]

I have a certain satisfaction when mommy tina reacts to people gagging lol

[@DaN3xtSlimShady]

I got to say, the opening clip is even funnier after you’ve heard the song

[@rossmcmurdo3541]

Scotland in the house! this was a top drawer podcast :)

[@enjay12]

"Double pipe classic...Coca Cola Classic." Awesome.

[@daltongodwin8904]

We have McDoubles in Canada. Woot woot

[@thefirebuilds]

Can I count this toward my CPEs for my infosec cert?

[@Jsmitt716]

i got a bad back i got a bad bite from laughin so hard

[@muddywatters4886]

I like tom more. Personality champion !!!

[@Ramidemi710]

muddy watters You're so wrong. Christina is a lot more charismatic.

[@muddywatters4886]

Isaac Plumbo that's what's so annoying. tom is way more relaxed and chill, and only speaks when he has something to say

[@funman1369]

Hey Jeans, Was watching the show, glassing, and wanted to clarify the questions you had: 1. Chicken fries are essentially skinny chicken fingers 2. A McDouble is a smaller, $1 version of the double cheeseburger. There you are mommies!

[@lawrenceleong8747]

I'm here, just glassin', with the personality champ...main mommy Tina.

[@tannerbananer5774]

dj dadmouth with the dope intros lol

[@scottwood5957]

the music was high and TIGHT on this one!

[@Ghost-ub3rh]

If I put as much effort as Tom did into a weight-cut, I would want to at least become UFC champ.

[@dentalflossblindfold8908]

I love these two. Tom is lucky to have a woman like Christina.

[@daedelus2858]

It's weird Tom looks so much healthier but Bert Chrysler looks like that guy from the end of Philadelphia...

[@kiserschaus]

McAfee could probably make a MEAN dump cake!

[@tomlacho4679]

Turbo encabulators are an ongoing joke in the engineering field

[@MrMetricSystem]

Tom should give the water champ up and stake in on the personality champ he can win that one

[@JadeDude1973]

Yeah, it's going to be way easier for Christina to convince people that she drinks more water than to convince people that they like her.

[@OnlyALittleEmo]

Christinas mugging at the camera in the beginning killed me

[@mrrainbowpunch]

couldnt have a better birthday present. thank you mommi !

[@QualeQualeson]

Dad accent really works. I have tested it many times. Speaking normal (but slow) and they didn't understand jack shit and then shifting to their broken version and aha, now they understand. And it's not that strange really, it's the way our brains work, we listen for patterns in order to keep up.

[@alexchamizo7935]

there's a whole documentary on this McAfee guy. deff recommend watching it

[@mattolivo]

Chicken fries are from burger king. Lol

[@bryandasilva5318]

McDouble. ® Take two. A slice of melted processed cheddar cheese between two 100% Canadian beef patties, topped with pickles, onions, ketchup and mustard on a toasted bun.

[@maxwelruppert8544]

This water cut method is very popular in powerlifting.

[@sethjoyner391]

...and...props to water champion on crushing Bart Kiker's weight loss challenge

[@Rhoadie1]

I enjoy your dynamic though. Tom cracks her up and vice versa. Its nice to see.

[@mikemcginnis1288]

No idea why but when i listen to this podcast and i laugh so hard i fart. Here's to good health.

[@T0NG4NT4NK]

GOLD this podcast is GOLD

[@Trif0x]

Tom is the water champ. Give it up Mushy Purps

[@Loser-lh8di]

Flap-Wagons is my new favorite term.

[@geminitaurus8693]

A McDouble in Canada is a double cheese burger.

[@TH15N4M315UN4V41L4BL]

I wish he showed a picture of Bert at 11:30

[@TolkienStudy]

Wow Tom looking fantastic, I finally warmed up to Christina and think she's very funny and her and Tom make SUCH a good couple.

[@dkg2434]

miss blueban laughing in the background

[@Qui666zhpe]

she's right Tom, you are a baby when your tv doesn't work right. vs. Christina who laughs at you when you 'attempt' to belittle her

[@noone4700]

Tom>>>>

[@DavidSmith-wr5sj]

YES I LOVE THIS TIME OF THE WEEK.

[@travis2050]

this podcast made me thirsty looking good tommy glad you made it

[@zacharywhite5631]

Tommy Bunz is by far the personality champ. Sorry side-mommie Tina!

[@shoedil812]

53:50 Such a fckn Patrick....every guy named Patrick....

[@matthewcooley6788]

That guy ran for president this year. He was one of the final candidates for the libertarian party

[@Zcbud12]

Looking at current tom and the picture of him on the monitor behind them is trippy.

[@Strype13]

Christina always clownin' on people for that annoying "upspeak." Makes me wonder if she realizes that she does it fairly often as well.

[@djordan22]

Dueling laptops Bunz? Wel somebody's not FUCKIN POOR!!

[@DasE30Cuz]

The super boring clip from 50:45 is most definitely not serious. It's called a turbo-encabulator. Per Wiki - "...is a fictional machine whose alleged existence became an in-joke among engineers described through the extensive use of technobabble." It first appeared in 1944 as a paper by a British engineering student. Since then, GE, Chrysler (their video is here on KZbin as well), and Rockwell Automation have done various versions of it.

[@sampomme]

That's hilarious...

[@kylaobrien4696]

Is that Chris Hansen at 52min on the boring clip?? It looks and sounds like him lol

[@OneBoredSoul]

have they never been to a burger King or a mcdonalds... both chicken fries and mcdoubles are sold here.

[@Ysidoroh]

Chicken Fries are from Burger King, Jeans.

[@TRKTKO]

Like For Team Purples!

[@maxwelruppert8544]

What you should've done is overload on sodium during the water loading stage, then fully deplete yourself of all carbs and sodium (keeping fat in moderation) during the water depletion stage. This helped me to lose 8.5 lbs of water in about 3-4 days.

[@sandronelis5845]

#AriIsCheap

[@Hjaelteomslag]

It is spelled "jewish".

[@TheMusicmak3r]

+Rikard Lindblom lol

[@DaveWhoa]

yeah I was gonna ask -- did Ari pay up on his bet??? or did he let Joe Rogan man up for him?

[@JadeDude1973]

IIRC they all compromised, and went to the collegiate football championship final (I forget what it's called because I don't follow the sportsball) together... Ari, Tom and Bert.

[@bertov12]

hey can someone tell me how can I find that video of most boring clip

[@dalilinfant5170]

*Glass-gendered.*

[@JonaOrange]

chicken fries are new at burger king/hungry jacks. Kinda like chicken fingers but they are spicey and fken delicious

[@tannerbananer5774]

glassgender glassing the nation lol

[@mr.t9714]

I'm glassin' so hard right now.

[@weezershamonic]

Chicken Fries = Burger King

[@BigPeniswealthy]

where the original to 3:45

[@jacob.irving]

Hey Mommies, i work for a company associated with Rockwell from the Video in the Boring Video Competition. This video is used to show our sales guys to speak with confidence. What he is saying is all made up and not in any way real. Fake it till you make it.

[@akeen340]

Thanks jeans!

[@kermitmitboombox04]

Hi Mommy!

[@akeen340]

kermitmitboombox04 keep em high and tight.

[@kermitmitboombox04]

for reals doe... #BertIsStillFAT

[@1nativetree]

"Hi Mommy, Thanks Jeans"s.MORE

[@nz540im3]

Hey what’s the time stamp, that’s why I just come here.

[@vicenzianthony]

chicken fries are at burger king

[@deweyDB]

RIP MCAFEE

[@kevinavelar3284]

I can't tell if they're saying"valentimes" as one of their mispronunciations or if they're serious

[@jnava121]

Theres alot more brown in all of us just glassin, jeans

[@seasonone]

love you mommies

[@dubchills]

Years late, but probably fries with chicken salt on

[@omegavague9042]

Dudes....Tom's mic is fucking ALLLLWAYS quieter than Christina's. Literally every fucking episode. You guys dont hear it?