Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep.649

[@anthonymignano5918]

Toms going to go wild when he mentions wills slap in 5 weeks

[@PlayNiceFolks]

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[@anthonymignano5918]

@@PlayNiceFolks whats that. He they have Tom on

[@MichBrosGrowShow]

@@anthonymignano5918 it's a spammer

[@anthonymignano5918]

@@MichBrosGrowShow gotchya

[@antoniohoward8529]

@@anthonymignano5918 bro stop using gendered language

[@nicholaswhitehead3437]

The booth clapping as soon as Christine puts on the glasses reminds me of North Koreans clapping for Kim Jung-un

[@jasonmeador7861]

HA! Yes

[@gargarman]

You wouldn't clap? Brave. Stoopid but brave!

[@hotstankygarbage788]

The clear frames are fire but those other one's were dookie

[@DamonInferis]

Both are a DICKtatorship

[@nevgil]

The dark frames was like a hot librarian.... no disrespect 🤣🤣🤣

[@TonyChin226]

In a world that hates bullying, I’m glad I can still come to YMH to laugh at other peoples expense.

[@atomiccris00]

Don't worry everyday I see more people silently agree we should bully more. We're still finding our equillibrium

[@drivehard2395]

I laugh every time Tom talks about his boy and uses a deeper voice than his own for the 6yr old.

[@LanceWillMakeIt]

Ikr 😆

[@kg_canuck]

The funniest part is that its almost the same as his voice for bird kushnur

[@davidalaniz9203]

Can we get old Johnny Pemby back on here?? I love his chemistry with the crew!

[@benjaminhixson3918]

For real, he should be a regular

[@B14k3]

Sippy sips with da poolwater

[@zachrodgers7783]

Keep Ennys favorite hot sauce out ya mouth

[@gorsand6333]

Nice one! 😂

[@sasogorelick]

👋

[@mrs.h2725]

During the dick discussion my husband asked 'who's the girl behind the booth boys? Is she the fluffer?' 💀

[@bl1ndwipe425]

good work gerth would b proud

[@CollateralDamage93]

🥴👋

[@hydrangeadays]

Tom's laugh during the opening clip makes me so happy.

[@user-wg6hm3wo9p]

The callback at 1:23:25 with Tim's reaction is pretty 😎

[@hydrangeadays]

@@user-wg6hm3wo9p I agree 😂

[@mikestrickland6290]

The chuckle is the truth

[@rulisa1131]

That opening clip was Christina in a parallel universe 😂

[@abelincoln196]

I j'd off 3 times.

[@TheSeedform]

Nothing against the guests, but most of the time the best episodes are just tom, Christina and the crew goofballing around. It makes me think me and my girlfriend can make it

[@tylerchatell1491]

100%

[@xdrummerxcorex]

1000000%

[@itaxevasixn8808]

You cant❤️

[@anthonyflannery8799]

I’ll be your first sponsor… I sell tubs of bullshit, so it fits well with your new podcast

[@tobytoby8495]

Make what?

[@boosterbrosllc4681]

Respect to Tom standing up for the short guys even tho he’s not a short guy, usually those kind of statements only come from short guys so it’s nice to hear it coming from an above average heighter, big ups to the mans

[@kenclarke5966]

A Hunnerd percent

[@marquesdinapoli9945]

Nadav has never sounded more stereotypically Jewish than when he stuttered through the phrase: “I, I’m, I’m very ethical!”

[@Br_ittany1119]

I love all the tiny jeans stories.

[@Fred3209]

Tom literally had 2 clones of himself 🤣

[@gianni_schicchi]

@@Fred3209 true, he can’t even get mad at them cause they’re definitely just an extension of him it sounds like. 🙂

[@danicalaureeolson]

I love when Tims in a stupid silly mood. Him and Christine have the best back and forth then!

[@PlayNiceFolks]

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[@tnntlmmn277]

he's regulating her mood

[@daveh4925]

@@PlayNiceFolks mike drop

[@HappyAppart]

These bots are getting better, they even watch the episodes and comment on human moods

[@dirtabd]

You must be a Barf Fatler fan to disrespect the Mommies that way in their turf?

[@ifancyurmom]

Can we acknowledge that Nadav is looking like he’s making great progress with the weight loss

[@Phlayr]

I noticed that too he looks great

[@joeyescobar4137]

Yeah way better than turd cakes segura

[@sandraannofnorway]

Yes ., toutch my camara through MY fence Nadav 😁💪🏻

[@jamesgoldfinch3123]

Looks like a phat J to me

[@wyatt5712]

He’s looking very breedable

[@ghandiman]

“I have good hang today!” *cuts to the boys all nodding in unison🤣🤣🤣 That killed me

[@irishguy9187]

I spit up my beer when Tom said crack her in the knee 😂

[@joelhahn1020]

Happy Wednesday everybody. Only a few days left until the weekend. There's a big ice storm happening here so I'm staying inside today. I'll have to get my workout in without the gym. Let's all try and keep positive with all the crazy stuff going on in the world right now. Big shout-out to the Ukrainian people. Hot sauce is the best.

[@DelightfulDissident]

Have a great day Joel 😁 let's keep this energy until the weekend! You can do it!

[@Goldenbaba430]

Have a good day!!!

[@generationkill791]

u in canada? were suspoed to get a bad ice storm here too

[@joelhahn1020]

@@generationkill791 I'm in Northern Michigan. Nearly the U.P.

[@mchapman2870]

Hang in there Joe I'm in the UP right now working and the roads are a bitch. Perfect day to stay inside if you've got the vaycay time to burn. Stay high and tight mommies ^^

[@boywildish]

The evolution of the back room has been a pleasure to watch.

[@rustyshackleford6992]

Agreed. Who's the girl? I feel dumb lol

[@ivonne0_0]

Came to the comments to find out who the girl is .

[@johnnydeleon8210]

Pretty r worded of them to just not mention the broad at all like they did with Chad and the other dude was just there one day and never mentioned them

[@bigshrimp6458]

@@johnnydeleon8210 probably doesn’t know if she’s an actual fit yet, very close nit crew everyone is functional when being filmed if she isn’t she goes and nobody remembers her.

[@morticianjosh7116]

“Messenger of Sadness” should be Tinas new special title

[@zipherxlmx]

I hope you get .5% for your contribution

[@tprfk]

Harvester of Sorrow brah

[@LA-ly4hz]

@@tprfk different

[@mattsabeast5]

I never consider self deleting more than when I see her curations of r words struggling to grasp at reality.

[@morticianjosh7116]

@@mattsabeast5 I call them “forever 21s”

[@drxela123]

1:26:44 - Christina's nonchalant delivery here is wonderful.

[@moongoddess647]

The sass these full grown men have for eachother. This is an awesome podcast episode

[@johnnatt4875]

Christina looks so handsome with her hair pulled back.😍😍😍

[@zigwil153]

You mean the blonde that talks about her bleached hair like it’s natural while you can see her dark roots? Lol.

[@PlayNiceFolks]

I'm almost done, but. ScarsClib

[@BPB9973952]

she's a sturdy lady

[@robinsharkey6658]

To be honest I've thought about pulling her hair on more than one occasion.

[@ext93]

I'd "hand some" to her, I tell you hwat

[@cameronmoreno5493]

I’m stuck in the hospital recovering from a lung surgery...I’ve needed this episode so bad. The best medicine you can get.

[@bloodyredsin]

Get well soon and keep'm high and tight, greetings from Germany :-)

[@we_be_nerds3601]

Play that lung infection

[@Mr.NorthSacra916Xfour]

How’d that lung injury happen if ya don’t mind?

[@brian728]

Did you use your lung infection as an instrument? 😏 Get well soon!

[@skeetinyoureye6484]

Don't laugh too hard gonna hurt your lung lol

[@JrockAonR]

I think Christina’s “I’m sad” right before the beat drops in the theme song should be added, it fits so well 🤣

[@ajfiveohfour]

“This guys existence is to be drunk! Isn’t that crazy?! His whole life!” Says the guy best friends with Bruce Kreischer 😂😂

[@brandonkatona7734]

Enny's "Sup" into the camera shook me, he's so cool. And hot sauce IS the best.

[@darkylinky288]

Tom and Christine seem to find clips "sad" when they can see part of themselves/empathize with the person in the clip. Tom feels sad for the socially awkward guys, and Christina is feeling sad for a woman who's around her age dealing with how people see her. Not that either of them thinks they're the same as the person in the clip, but there's some familiar bit that seems to hit them and triggers sadness imo

[@beezo1764]

The office beef bit is fuckin hilarious!! They always start with "Ya, sooo um....." 😭👍

[@f1dgeit189]

Loved how when Tom says "you know, those days where you got a good hang going?" and they pan to all the guys nodding along like hell yeah, we know exactly what you are talking about! hahah

[@Wildoddity]

i even nodded lmaao

[@BANDERSJR]

@@Wildoddity same…

[@timothycollier3807]

NGL, this episode made me realize that being a self conscious grower is apparently far more common than I realized.

[@johnnydeleon8210]

So fucking relatable, the other day reached down my boxers to adjust and the lad was hanging way lower and looser then usual and I was like why aren't you like this at all times smh

[@BANDERSJR]

Porn is super damaging. Someone should make a documentary about the fish eye lenses and the angles they use. Lots of those guys are above average but not massive. Some are legit clubs though.

[@patricksullivan2322]

“When she called me back I new she wasn’t the one for me”😂😂😂😂😂

[@andrewgaeth4433]

This episode is the reason why YMH has been my Wednesday therapist for years. #TeamChad #ChrisDontWantNoSmoke #HammerTheOverNative

[@bumbles910]

Never knew the Crayon pronunciation was a thing until I had a kid and she calls them Crowns. She’s going to be a Victoria Secret model for sure.

[@8thlvlMage]

You know what they say. If she ain't smart she better be pretty. [Insert gross old man laughter]

[@jess9787]

Ahhhhhahhahahahah this comment took me out 🤣

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

@@jess9787 are you dead? How'd you type a comment?

[@braydenrichardson994]

Enny reclaiming his power by dressing as Sriracha 💀🔥

[@TomAKAVeto]

I hope he just starts wearing a series of hot sauce tees. Tapatio, Cholula, Tobasco. Keep ‘em comin

[@unclemandragon5670]

@@TomAKAVeto Texas Pete babbbby

[@ozvitkon_barkay4464]

I demand that our main mommies bring over Duncan Trussell for episode 666 that's coming up, there could not be a more fitting guest!!!

[@CrimsonTusk]

Yes! Duncan Trussell is the best! Better than hot sauce

[@xNiceGuyRobx]

Hot Sauce and Dunkin Truffles are the best, Mommy’s plz make this happen!👖👖👖

[@EddieShreddie]

He actually is gonna be in Austin during April for shows, so it’s possible

[@IDUZINTERNETS]

Yes!

[@Kristy-ns5bh]

Oh man I just rewatched the episode when he was on last time, I love that guys gravely voice and how good he can troll 💙 like for can keep up a narrative so well I almost can't tell if he is joking or not

[@cotyparker1423]

Tim’s hate for margaritaville comes from him scared that jimmy willl take his best friend Brent Chrystals.

[@jmhova]

Love the long term story telling on the Chad vs. Chris feud. Hope to see a best of 7 series on this one.

[@GrungyCrayons]

I’ve been having a rough past couple months, I just want to say thank you to all the mommies out there, you guys really are the best.

[@RetrospectWindow]

Life gets heavy or light, but we stay high and tight

[@craindrelescuillieres6629]

Hope things look up brother

[@fffraaankkk]

When life's got you down; touch a camera through the fence; it helps a lot of us; hot sauce is the best.

[@Goldenbaba430]

Hey, we are ok. Not as good as hot sauce.

[@erdnasiul87]

No, *hot souce is the best*

[@DrWeird-zw5dc]

She asks "What do i do?" (about the armadillo) Tom- "Finish him off" LOL

[@bootcornpolo6803]

I didn’t notice he said that at first 😂

[@YourXBestXFriend]

hearing about your kids is always my favorite part of the podcast. idk why but they make me laugh so hard. you guys are great too I guess.

[@coldbrutalhonesty]

36:33 I'm 5ft 6. Thank you Tod for standing up for us, you are the real king 👑.

[@FidelAsstro762]

Going back a year to see Tom go from a ham steak to a beef cake is real nice 🤌

[@Depodra]

I wanna see Will slap Garth

[@PlayNiceFolks]

Shhh

[@christianacosta3945]

*Slaps Garth *Is punched out by Chris Gaines

[@alexcoyg3281]

Hot Sauce is the best

[@BustaChimes]

Garth will put him in a low place

[@purplekermit2162]

Booooo

[@CollateralDamage93]

Tom: i need to laugh Tom: shows video of someone getting wrekt by their Jeep

[@sagecowley6785]

This made me lol

[@josh199175]

Dude in the jeep just left margaritaville

[@Tha1leeG]

That shiiiiZz was SAVAGE!! do any of you think either the driver or the passenger survived !?

[@CollateralDamage93]

@@Tha1leeG yeah they hopefully gucci now!

[@TheDavejmcknight]

When Mr. Segura laughs, uncontrollably....it's infectious!!

[@faperito2389]

That's because he laughs at the funny parts my man.

[@TheDavejmcknight]

@@faperito2389 Agreed

[@WembaSami]

The excitement and vigor in Toms voice when he says "GARTH!" 2:38

[@DoctahWorm]

Thank you both for showing how two people can build each other up. I love you guys and hope lifes amazing!

[@callumlawrence3263]

This podcast is easily the funniest shit out there. Even the guys in the back are legit hilarious and add so much to the show. Ive been watching for years and it just gets better

[@mikesearcy9151]

Went to the Tulsa show. Tommy Buns was awesome and loved seeing Geoff Tate for the first time. Amazing opener.

[@Muttblood90]

Thanks for standing up for us short kings Tim 💪

[@jamesmason7979]

Nice to see that Ellis and Julian are already following in their parents' footsteps.

[@kaseyict]

This is one of the best episodes they’ve done in a long time.

[@erikds6338]

Enny needs to represent with Cholula and that iconic wooden cap.

[@thecapricorn11]

valentina is the shit!

[@nickpanacci3055]

In high school, my friend finger blasted his gf after eqting wings. She cried from the burning. 15 years later I still dont remeber her name. She is forever known as hot sauce.

[@PismotHello]

She was the best

[@ext93]

Next time I go down on a girl I'm busting out a bottle of my favorite habañero sauce just to spice things up a bit

[@8thlvlMage]

@@ext93 El Yucateco??

[@fruitgum9619]

Did he even wash his hands first? Ugh 😂😭 how awful

[@joemills8172]

First thing I wondered is how hot the wings were. Like regular buffalo wings or atomic wings? Looks like some soul searching is needed.

[@The.Adam.D]

New drinking game: take a shot every time Christina says “apropos”…..

[@sashathered582]

Thank you for teaching me how to spell that

[@roberteskew7320]

Only half as dangerous as the Bertus Interruptus game.

[@FWbaracuss]

It's even Better when she has no idea what the word means

[@gr9535]

@@FWbaracuss I was thinking she must have heard that word this week 🤣🤣

[@Ottophil]

Drink every time she says a word wrong on porpoise

[@brianaguirre1234]

Mommies this has been a top five episode of alll time! You gotta get it going bud!

[@breathlessinbedvlogs]

i love how nadiv's laugh is somehow louder when he's in the back of the room away from the mic

[@fekkacam]

LMAOO tom was actually so mad on Twitter the other night had me in tears lmao

[@Josh-ub1do]

I was so excited for YMH cos of that but then realised we probably a few weeks behind 😭

[@robertmcdonald3779]

What happened? I'm social media slow😞 aka an "r" word

[@dcost]

@@robertmcdonald3779 Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars

[@nb-wp2qz]

Pretty surprised he didn't immediately call it out as staged. Especially being such a big wrestling fan, it was one of the worst worked-shoot's I've seen since Andy Kaufman and Jerry Lawler.

[@robertmcdonald3779]

@@dcost TY!

[@Wylde_Kyle]

Tom’s tweet had me dying, can’t wait to hear them discuss it on the show

[@samsonfpv8902]

Maybe in next months episode

[@die4race]

by then we will ( no pun intended ) all forget the incident

[@josef2012]

@@samsonfpv8902 lol

[@tracecify]

Can't wait? Better learn how, it's going to be weeks!

[@ragnarwest1452]

Watch todays episode of the Pat McAfee show, Tom was hilarious.

[@ApocalypseHere]

Thank you, Tom, for standing up for the short kings.

[@amandamarie740]

I wanna see the “teeth have teeth” girl bite an apple and see the imprint lol 😂

[@laurenjamesharvey9718]

Thank you for standing up for us Shawtys Tom

[@bmoulton8844]

Obsessively refreshing YMH video playlist until a new one pops up..

[@NotProFishing]

For real I get to work before it drops and I'm constantly refreshing

[@grandmodesty]

Assuming we won't hear the GI Jane Hendawg song yet in this episode but here's hoping! LiveLife365

[@allafat]

Check Twitter, Tim has weighed in on the subject.

[@niteshade8546]

They are talking about st paddy's day. We won't hear about the slap until everyone forgets.

[@SethFortune]

@@niteshade8546 well yeah they record the episode like 2 weeks before they drop them

[@Amouroso]

@@allafat Bert also attempted to weigh in on the subject but broke the scale

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

@@SethFortune that's one of the great things about JRE. Rogan talked about it the next day. No prerecorded episodes 2 weeks after the fact.

[@darthnephilim]

Thank you for standing up for short kings Tom

[@nytsoner5073]

Is it weird the 10 Benadryl guy looks a lot like Sal Vulcano in the painting behind Tim?

[@hamishwinter1519]

So good to see Tom back on game, mommy must be hitting that scrum.. much love from Australia

[@det.caribou7405]

Mommie Christine looking like Theranos founder during AD reads.

[@ENigma-um8zw]

*“(Low Voice) We here at Your Mom’s House are so excited to be redefining the paradigm of advertisement diagnoses and providing actionable commercial data that can save lives”*

[@therobbrownchannel5079]

"Don't touch this, don't touch that, you're gonna die." Now these two get a glimpse of what it's like touring with Bland Klondike.

[@Ryan82288]

Tommy went in on Will 😂

[@BallasInc23]

All these comedians shaking in their boots. It's hilarious

[@samsonfpv8902]

Timestamp

[@Ryan82288]

@@samsonfpv8902 twitter

[@Matthewtaylorn]

"I could if I sat" is the name of a special.

[@Spawn303]

With Bert and Tom having tour dates like crazy their current system of pre-record 5 weeks of podcasts, it’s probably why Tom is going so hard in the paint on “The Slappening” on Pats show because they will be weeks behind current events

[@ryancapell4319]

I turned into a telescope when I saw those glasses

[@Niobium23]

Wow, just when I think y’all can’t get any better, you do something like this…. And completely take it to THE NEXT LEVEL! Awesome podcast, the gold standard.

[@joshadams5709]

Can't wait to see G go all Pursuit of Slapiness on T Buns after he cracks a joke about Queen Trish.

[@dylanshort3063]

Tom has already said way worse things than Chris Rock did 😂

[@CameronWinters]

19:50 is gold. “If I had more money, I don’t even know where I’d put it”

[@gareyguzman4479]

@32:00 as a 5'6" engineer and race car driver, I appreciate the solid advice here. FYI, doesn't work on the apps....

[@Tom-fj3vm]

Tom does a really good job pretending that Tina's meow looks the same after childbirth, that she didn't brown during childbirth, and that he doesn't have a bang bus

[@jarnold1789]

😂😂😂

[@james5637]

It's probably always looked like a trainwreck down there.

[@Tha1leeG]

It’s allegedly looking like a punched lasagne down thurrrr!! 😂 long gone is the pink slit of the early 20’s…. Hahah, imagine actually being honest to your significant other when they ask the state of their post child lil 🐈‍⬛ kitty…. Er…. Honestly babe the episiotomy scars are barely visible and the badly wrapped kebab is on point! Tbh as long as there are no smells down there I don’t think any guy cares!! Although I personally know of a few savages that do NOT care about looks, smells or even the chance of catching crabs 🦀 as long as they pummel that 🐈 kitty they’re happy 😆!!

[@ttvlemarkiemark3662]

Yes,You know Theo has a huge slong considering he’s half R-worded..you know he rearranged her guts..

[@jarnold1789]

@@ttvlemarkiemark3662 Jesus man

[@davidmark7785]

Christina got with Tom when he was in the least attractive phase of his life and career. Don't know why that just popped in my head

[@AirDwindler402]

She's a fucking keeper!!!

[@joelav91]

and now he's sticking with her as her face melts in to a granny face and she hates on anything she doesn't understand ....*Old woman yells at cloud for not identifying its gender to make her comfortable *

[@casualwater698]

@@joelav91 She went full old woman yells at cloud with the guy moving the car seats. That's community service IMO. Be thankful nothing is missing and you'll remember to lock your doors from now on.

[@joelav91]

@@casualwater698 ahhhhh hun dread purse ent

[@gianni_schicchi]

@@joelav91 Tina is fine as fuck what you talking about?

[@CanadianHeather]

“Can you make me blackout drunk right now please” 😂

[@chaddobish2465]

Just came from Tom's gig in Brooklyn. KILLED IT!!!!

[@thekillerstarfox3394]

Short Kings stand up ⬆️ 👑

[@RichardStrong86]

10:05 Jesus. That's a really rough 41.

[@michaelelliott4357]

Every time the camera is on Tim, my eyes instantly go to the Sal Vulcano look-a-like cool guy and it blows my mind

[@bori1986]

🤣🤣🤣 I was telling myself is that Sal

[@alexanderpeterson4283]

Taking a shit and hearing Christine say “pinch it off” was peak

[@ext93]

That phrase, and similarly "pinch a loaf" always disgusted me. You aren't supposed to pinch the dump off and leave some in there. It's supposed to be a normal consistency that slides right out and leaves you evacuated. Or a magma waterfall of burning pandemonium that just cleans you out

[@splatterbashpop]

love the hearty laugh of Patty in the back

[@jebediahbrownmit]

"What did he score on the IQ test? 82. Hmm, that's not so high"

[@hypnosis4207]

I love how the YMH studio is such a family. Lol so fucking great

[@harker8388]

What’s really the best is Christina’s fall to absolute rock bottom anytime Tom brings up sexual topics

[@StillFloating]

why is toms impression of his children always in a deeper voice lmao

[@arielsabrinadre2237]

I don’t know, but I love it so much

[@tammyelliott8460]

😊Hope you start getting more comments kiddo. I like this young man . I find myself watching him for most my information. I like the way he so calmly lays his story out. Good luck .

[@christopherwizzart1966]

Dude in the back is a human laugh track, he just laughs hysterically at literally anything

[@kevinfitzpatrick172]

“Dude in the back”?!? You must be new if you don’t know about Nadav!!

[@hannacorsan]

Anyone else notice Enny’s pivot on the hot sauce front? Before he was all “don’t call me daddy hot sauce ” and now he’s dressing like sriracha. Smart guy is taking their power away

[@TomAKAVeto]

wearing the sriracha shirt makes his pivot on that topic pretty obvious haha

[@ts9216]

The Benadryl guy behind tom looks like sal vulcano

[@DelightfulDissident]

Low and loose BABE! 😄

[@OlinKreutzRules]

If Native and Sal had a one night stand, this is what I would see.

[@PlayNiceFolks]

Redbar Radio

[@just_a_turkey]

Enny making his nickname "hot sauce" is 200 IQ cuz now Tim can't play the soundbite without saying *he's* the best.

[@TurdFerguson456]

I'll say this once, and I mean it, honestly, you guys are doin good

[@KA-op3of]

Okie mommy here!! I buy tickets every time yall come to town and got so many people listening. Huge fan!! Keep it high and tight

[@lukeyoung5331]

I'm here to say for certain after last week, Christine IS for a fact, abusing the YMH exclusive alarm

[@PlayNiceFolks]

Redbar Radio

[@ENigma-um8zw]

@@PlayNiceFolks is that a new thing? Or a plug?

[@patrickround2298]

Love how Christina is thrilled to talk about the guys she’s done the dirty with before Tommy, but once Tom lists the women he’s been with she wants to change the subject 😂😂😂😂

[@fruitgum9619]

Yeah, that's how it goes sometimes 😂

[@rapfreak7797]

Don’t start what you can’t finish

[@Chris-P]

Tim is literally coming up in May to my city 😎

[@heartlesshorseman4202]

Same . Cincinnati. See you in May 😉

[@software70DKR]

Same. Columbia South Carolina

[@danielyerbme]

Love the intrusive adverts throughout the video

[@evanodaniel8666]

I LOVE THE OFFICE BEEF!! IM HERE FOR IT!!😂