Ep. 136 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

[@jguess06]

Leeann calling mid podcast to tell Bert his daughter got busted at her all-girls catholic school for shooting dice is the greatest thing that's happened on this show lmfao 🤣

[@Acesian]

Didn't even have to say which daighter it was and I know it was Islay

[@jguess06]

@Hen of Mayhem 1:11:40

[@peepeepoopoowoowoo]

I read this comment before listening to the podcast and thought you were lying. I am in tears

[@joshnumber2]

That was the absolute best! 😄 🤣

[@demolcd]

My stomach hurts from laughing. That call caught me off guard

[@nickomatick8394]

1:11:40 When Leeann calls Bert about Ila. Your welcome.

[@cabrionsander9087]

thank you sm

[@femmelaca6839]

exactly what i came here for 🤣

[@preezypatel]

You a saint for real

[@purnp5897]

Insta brought me here

[@KevinReillySV]

Thank you, you absolutely legend

[@Maineventguy]

I'd love to see a pack of wild motorcycles just cruising.

[@Stereomike11]

It's amazing sight to behold.

[@Smiley-Coyote]

That was one of his funniest word slip ups that I've ever heard 😂😂

[@acmb6763]

😂😂😂😂

[@chobblegobbler2536]

I think he was making a reference to steel*** horses aka motorcycles - it is Barf though

[@chobblegobbler2536]

@Anonymous IQ ok tik tok

[@dieselg33k]

I truly believe that Bart could throw himself a surprise party and be genuinely surprised when it happens.

[@ricardozegers6023]

who is bart?

[@tobyscustoms4813]

@@ricardozegers6023 he’s the one with the beard

[@pengo369]

@@ricardozegers6023 bart=burt

[@pengo369]

@@tobyscustoms4813 lulz

[@kylesanders8276]

Bret would completely forget he planned it a week earlier because so much story material would have happened to him in that time

[@Jeremyjones42]

Bert talking about Leann’s healthy relationship with alcohol like she’s insane kills me

[@xawesome1992x]

Kills me too but not in a good way :(

[@RadioGhostMaster]

Burt: I could go for a margarita Thome: I believe you

[@liamgell]

"I'm riding next to wild fucking motorcycles" got me.

[@TheMerksOfficialChannel]

hahaha that killed me, Tom was loving it but didn't want to interrupt haha unlike his cool aid costar bertus interuptus

[@ja5304]

You know Burt is about to cry when he makes cartoon sound effects like someone’s slipping on ice.

[@ErgoDreams]

someone could make a cartoon with nothing but Bert sound effects and it would be some amazing Foley work XD

[@CanadianTalkWithStephanPod]

People who complain about his laugh sounds are just jealous of his joy.

[@luffy101311]

@@CanadianTalkWithStephanPod Been thinking about this, Bert gets waay too mich hate for someone so relatively harmless lol

[@sativarosegold3604]

@@luffy101311 he comes across if you just met him as jovial and probably sweet but if you analyze his character throughout all these pods it's all negative traits. He doesn't care about people's secrets or their boundaries, doesn't retain info on his friends or listen to them during convo, is bored unless talking about himself, no common sense, bad hygiene, bangs dogs

[@robertcastaneda6162]

💯%

[@obxtres]

“Sorry if I’m spoiling the beans” is the most Bert quote ever

[@jasonpolski9966]

Bert is the king of “I’ll tell you off air,” or “we’ll bleep that out.” Tom probably loves it because he knows it frustrates the listeners.

[@Lowclef]

He knows that it’s gonna be the best.

[@MarkElDeiry]

Does Bert ever say what his great idea is?

[@jasonpolski9966]

@@MarkElDeiry I don’t think he does

[@MarkElDeiry]

@@jasonpolski9966 I ended up watching the whole episode. He never mentioned it. He seems pretty manic. I think he's great, but - as they pointed out - he's "a lot!"

[@jasonpolski9966]

@@MarkElDeiry agreed. An excellent comedian, but manic is a perfect way to describe him. On Bertcast, im convinced he can have an interview with someone metaphorically present and tell us what they’re thinking and how they are. He thinks he understands everyone and knows how they are, it’s like nails on a chalkboard for me. Let them talk man, Jesus. In Tom’s book, he talks about how his father would leave conversations when other people were talking to him….super rude but it makes sense that he maintains a friendship with Bert as that approach relates to Tom’s father. Bert doesn’t listen, he just waits for his turn to talk…sometimes he doesn’t even wait. Lol

[@terriblepaulsey4904]

When Bert says he has a "brilliant idea" his liability insurance goes way up.

[@alexanderjeromewhite2380]

Bahah

[@kensasaki2037]

Tom has nothing but good things to say about Bert. So enduring.

[@vonnichts]

don't worry it is always something like an idea of "i want this amazing thing that i have no idea how to make". ironically tom had a funny bit on that for his dumb cousin

[@DekkarJr]

There is no way an insurance company would give him a policy.

[@youngw.a.r2709]

Best comment on KZbin

[@samzulfer2107]

This episode was a ride. Lol Trying to follow Burt’s train of thought is a mental workout

[@thtswhtshesai6d9]

It’s frustrating because he starts telling a story and then immediately gets off on a tangent then that tangent starts something else. In the first 15 minutes he starts 9 different stories when he was talking about taking Georgia home from the hospital

[@rotinhellu-tube2737]

Mental whiplash haha

[@jefferyreagan7620]

I love to think of it as a hilarious mental ride trying to follow his train as it hops from track to track

[@billybuttons4298]

I'm over this offing guy's schtick.

[@nasimchowdhury1943]

@@billybuttons4298 to be fair some of it’s played up, but for the most part it’s berts personality. His adhd heavily contributed to the tangents and shit, I do it myself all the time and find my self embarrassed when called out for it.

[@MoneyChanger02]

“You’re never gonna find him on line…oh, wait,” is the biggest laugh I’ve had in a while, thank you, Brad.

[@RandyWatson80]

Nadav sure as shit isn’t that fast to google it

[@gradyodonnell7533]

Bert whispers the whole podcast then randomly screeches like a fucking owl and it blows my eardrums out. It’s great.

[@joshuahusband597]

I’m a 29 yr old “broke dad” of 3 daughters. Thanks for the laughs every Monday.

[@robstack3712]

And these guys make insane $

[@ricardozegers6023]

how did you come to the conclusion that having all thies kids when broke is a good idea?

[@joshuahusband597]

Same young decision making skills that said to marry my ex wife at 22yrs old

[@hdilie123]

@Joshua Husband Hope you and your girls are doing well, man.

[@daveh2612]

@@ricardozegers6023 it’s always great to have tons of kids when you’re broke! 👌

[@kurt9034]

Bert getting mad when his wife can control her drinking while he cannot is fucking hilarious. How dare you have one drink while i drink 10 🤣

[@18Callahan]

He’s so jealous that Leeann enjoys family, friends and a luxurious lifestyle. 😂

[@Filiolus]

@@18Callahan "How dare she be able to control herself, _AND_ enjoy life!" - Bert

[@lylechipperson3407]

Leanne and Christina both black out and get mean on like 3-4 drinks though. You can't compare the alcohol tolerance of a chunky mom vs bert. So I would guess if bert had like 6 drinks and leanne had 2, they would be pretty even as far as intoxication goes.

[@customersupport6253]

Why would anyone go out for one drink. No one feels anything after one drink so you’re poisoning yourself for no reason.

[@kurt9034]

@@Filiolus exactly it

[@accelerate08]

Tom: How much of this weeks ep are you gonna talk? Burnt Krystler: Uhh hundred percent 🤡

[@Tha1leeG]

I read this comment in Berts accent (Uhh hundred %)

[@connermurray6362]

Tom: Sure

[@joshnorthcutt88]

Best comment

[@bimbobagons4726]

Don’t listen then

[@thtswhtshesai6d9]

I just counted and in the first 15 minutes Bert started 9 different stories and didn’t finish any of them.

[@Wildoddity]

Bert just repeating how lucky LeAnn is makes me so glad I’ve never been that lucky

[@victoriaarmstong322]

🤣🤣

[@L3onidas]

LMAOOOOO DEAD.

[@broneram]

Bert talking about himself and making every single sentence about himself is the best running joke about this podcast.

[@ericeves6452]

"I wanna be in the business of recovery"...Best Burt line ever!!

[@RGcheeseburger]

I was worried Tom wasn't gonna let Bert talk this episode..

[@InspectahReese]

I admittedly used to skip through all of the ads now I only watch the ones Tom does just to hear his voice again

[@carlosvejar3938]

Tom does have that gift of nonstop chattering

[@thebigarn]

Lmao came here to say something similar Jesus what was he on it was more than us usual.

[@zachleprieur2871]

Sigh. Poor you. Watch tom talks and not two bears

[@Aldizzo]

@@zachleprieur2871 he hasn’t made one since last year so??

[@JordyHaynes13]

Bert saying “spoiling beans” instead of “spilling the beans” is so funny to me

[@LorSTApunk07]

What a nightmere.

[@BPH55]

Did you see the clip of him buying a cattle?

[@dillondegarmo8240]

Some other gem mistakes from Bert over the years: Newvember, heartlighted, Benna Fleck, misunderhearing, Breitling (when talking about Breitbart). I'm sure there are plenty more but that's all I got off the top of my head.

[@Mr.NorthSacra916Xfour]

He’s been hanging around Brendan Schaub too much!

[@kurtisdiston4851]

Nightmeer

[@hellarossome]

Tom: "Hey I'm exhausted. Let's go home." Bert: "Yeah let's go home." Also Bert: "Anyway, here's 17 more topics that I'm going to rant about WITHOUT YOUR INPUT for the next 20 minutes"

[@skyluke9476]

The amount of times Bert has told the same story and Tom says hes never heard it before, just shows how much he tunes out Bert. That's why they have stayed friends

[@johndon6950]

Tom doesn’t even hide how annoyed he is when Bret cuts him off anymore 😂

[@josieleonard4325]

“In the Business of Recovery; now with cocaine and xanex” should be a coke-esque advertisement design with Bert as Billy Maze. I want that on a t-shirt

[@thee_ricktorres]

🤣🤣

[@terpsurfer7221]

I'm sure the berty bomb t-shirt is coming... "it's cocaine-esque"

[@Last_Chance.]

As you should

[@tmfc93]

It’s fascinating to me that Bert seems to think no one else sees Toms quirks that make him hilarious except for him lmao

[@dntgvafuk89]

Right lol Like he doesn't do it 100 times during these episodes to the camera 😄

[@interovic]

It's hilarious because it's the most/only visual thing that Tom does, so yes we all see it as well😅

[@breadlytoasted]

brant is a jealous boyfriend when it comes to tim

[@stephenkolman5727]

The fact that Bart thinks he is going to out live any of his friends is so cute.

[@tokyosandblastr]

he already outlived brody. rip

[@Last_Chance.]

Adorable

[@nsnbc6093]

Bart Simpson doesn't age dude.

[@prod.bynil-oh7440]

​@@nsnbc6093 Well Hes on a steep decline

[@generationgaming9087]

@@tokyosandblastr savage

[@haleykalman7356]

Hey there fellas! I'm just a typical mommy from northeast Ohio, my husband is absolutely obsessed with you two and Christina; he and I have seen damn near every episode of two bears, YMH and where my mom's at! Secret time, I couldn't begin to tell you how many time we've watch your specials. We were just listening and you were talking about how you wished you could make a foundation for working dad's. I'd like to tell you a little about my husbands life lately, and I hope you'll maybe just take the time to give him a call or shoot him a message, hearing from any of the three of you that he's doing well would really help with his self image, his view of himself as a husband and father. If you chose not to read further, I thank you for reading this far. My husbands name is Derek. Hes 26, raised by a single mom (his dad died before he was born) and his abusive brothers. All he ever wanted to be was a dad, and after three miscarriages, I was finally able to give him his first born two years ago, right before the COVID pandemic. Ever since he's worked two jobs, atleast 6 days a week, 10 hours a day 4 of those days a week. He's a fantastic father in every way he has the availablity to be. He expresses his love for me every time he can and every time I need it. He's truly a fantastic man, but he's so tired. He works this much to keep me home with the baby, so we're still struggling to do anything more then pay bills. All of our bills are caught up really, but beyond that we can't ever go do fun things, or take time off together, and it's truly defeating him. I just need him to hear from someone besides me how good he's doing, and that it'll get better. Thank you so much for reading, and I hope you have the time in your busy life to contact me back for his information.

[@rigs5892]

curious, did they ever make contact?(seems hit and miss which "content creators" read comments and which ones don't)

[@kdizzy333]

Bert describing in detail how he’s an actual alcoholic without realizing he’s an alcoholic

[@det.caribou7405]

“This is going to sound like a delusional person” should be a warning before every episode.

[@tjnucnuc]

I think Wilco streams have dropped to near 0% after Burt saying he likes them.

[@alaintavakoli4573]

🤣🤣🔥

[@armandodelagarza2787]

your comments on barts insta story

[@ben6720]

Love imaging Bert cruising on a horse watching a herd of wild cycles!

[@niteshade8546]

They could just replay clips of Burp telling these same stories the same way. "And then the horse high fived me." Tom even sighed hard during that motorcycle story.

[@MeticulousTechTV]

For this weeks episode of “Drunk Guy Ranting”, we catch up on Bert’s weigh gain efforts and hear briefly from Skinny Legend and Japanese chef Thomas Segura

[@taia-b8f]

As an adult, it’s insane how often Bert uses the word “treat”.

[@christopher152]

What's childish with the word treat? lol. It's also from Tom he got that from...

[@Wowreally42]

Normally when someone says “I’ll tell you off air” I go “noooo please say it!” When Bert says that I’m like “eh big deal” 🤣

[@joeyhampton5075]

Because his “great idea” could be finding a way to freeze titos so he can have them in his ice dispenser

[@Mr.NorthSacra916Xfour]

When Bert says that I’m like, “let’s all thank the lord for saving us 15 minutes we’ll never get back!”

[@Wowreally42]

@@joeyhampton5075 hahahaha this cracked me up!!!

[@ziggykorn1]

They did it like 4 times last week.

[@TMFGOD]

He ended up saying his idea on the pod... Recovery shot

[@Nohyp01]

I LOST it when Tom said “Dude, you remember Billy Mays?”

[@jpmotovlogs996]

Billy mays here with another fantastic product!!!!

[@bootsiebarrington]

“I’m Billy Mays, and this is OxyClean!”

[@matttrue180daniel6]

I’m here for the background laughs. 😂 always gets me when the crew laughs.

[@donovan577]

Especially when Leeann calls Bert to tell him Ila got caught gambling. I damn near pissed my pants

[@caseyclair5528]

Just made a comment bout this … it’s insane lol

[@steveo3287]

It's so fucking annoying

[@OmowiHY]

The laugh is honestly a main character, this podcast is actually a trio.

[@TheBinarySon]

Who's the biggest laugher back there? There's one that cackles at almost everything.

[@gregmacdonald3559]

Proud parent moment for Burt and Leanne !! Thank you Both 🇨🇦❤️🙏🏻

[@domoxeva1]

Whoever is the guy in the background laughing his ass off - l love you!!!! Makes me laugh harder out loud at work 😜

[@tolae01010]

Bert is the craziest delusional alcoholic I've ever seen. Love it!

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

"I'm riding next to wild motorcycles" Where is Bert finding wild motorcycles at?😂

[@zuzubaloo]

"I just had a brilliant idea. I just had a BRILLIANT idea. Keep going." GROWTH

[@spacemancam]

16:25 “There’s nothing better than a cocktail if you’re hungover. That cocktail rightens your boat… I wanna be in the business of recovery.” -Bert Kreischer

[@christianscacchetti9178]

136 episodes and this is the first one I’ve watched in the afternoon. I’ve cracked the code- sober, 9-5, just trying to get through the day, I am Tom. 8:30 pm halfway through a 12 pack, I am Bert.

[@emclovin6962]

Bert is looking extra tomato-ish today in the face

[@dr.doppeldecker3832]

He is getting ripe now

[@Brilembi]

Guy's health is complete shit and will remain that way until he stops drinking. Brent's days are numbered. You can literally see the high blood pressure lol

[@sativarosegold3604]

@@Brilembi his BP isn't necessarily high but could have alcohol induced rosacea and he probably lays face up in his pool. I do think he'll die soon though

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

@@Brilembi Bert will live to at least 140

[@roderickbrown9555]

Tom says “alright I’m exhausted” Bert tells like 3 more stories.

[@veddermn8]

The deep breath and eye close from Tom after Bert declares " I loove not drinking" (26:03) shows just what a concentration workout it is to follow Bert when he's rolling... kills me every time!!

[@Kazmodan]

I had to watch that back a few times. Tom has so much restraint. Killed me

[@samr131]

It’s funny that Bert drinks every day when he’s not at home but blames his wife for his drinking when he is at home

[@xawesome1992x]

@@samr131 its not that funny. Just abusive.

[@justindavis9982]

The laughing in the back is the best😂 love it, lot others cut everyone else you guys literally make my day

[@Deguello23]

"I could go for a margarita right now." "I believe you."

[@Kinslow22]

Sometimes I wonder how Bert is alive and how he doesn’t drown looking up when it’s raining lol

[@sourgummyworms8069]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jeremiahbridges1189]

I often find myself wondering how Burnt is still alive multiple times a week

[@reinders82]

The patience of Tom with Burnt.... It really is the patience of someone who could be a serial killer 😂 edited: 51:13 👀

[@bmfrandomness1565]

Tom asks himself this same question EVERY episode.... "why are we friends!?"

[@passeddown9979]

complimenting energy

[@tytyterrell]

It’s different this time since Bret Fatsher is realizing it in a delayed manner.

[@JoeSmith-lr3fo]

🤣😂🤣😂

[@GettingNegative]

Tom is not going to like Bright Eyes or Wilco.

[@tonymarselle8812]

The Seven figure paychecks ….

[@MrSkoal2]

I love when Bert talks about his drinking and ends with ya know like anyone can relate to Bert kreischers drinking habits

[@fffraaankkk]

Those who can relate are usually dead.

[@robotix2106]

@@fffraaankkk were on our way

[@fffraaankkk]

@@robotix2106 is that you Burnt? Lol

[@habowtat]

Bert thinking people in recovery need Xanax is essential Bert thinking.

[@kenkendavis]

We get to hear Tom talk during the sponsor spots 😂

[@cassidyjankowski2673]

The thing I know about myself is that my love of this pod stems from the fact I want to be a Tom but I am a Bert.

[@TDOLLA]

as someone who loves knives and has a ridiculous pocket knife obsession I got so pumped to hear a little knife talk from Bert. also the fact Bert is a huge bright eyes and wilco fan cracks me up. Bert is basically like every cute alternative girl with bangs that I went to school with in 2007

[@hellishmermaid]

Hearing about Ila getting in trouble for gambling at school has me in tears, absolutely losing it

[@ClavicusByle]

i love how tom really starts having fun when he gets a knife in his hand

[@OrangeDwarf21]

The glimmer in Tim's eyes when Brent Kool-Aid whips out the knife is terrifying

[@GETmessedUPP]

Brent's the type of guy to drink a gallon of koolaid in a day.

[@nimmha6708]

@@GETmessedUPP 2

[@marcusshaner7066]

I was waiting for Bert to say that a pack of Yetis were keeping pace with him while he was skiing.

[@pennsybellamy8312]

The DiStefano Bertcast is my favorite one! It's such an important conversation for men ,dads especially, to see. Being vulnerable and open about your emotions is good and healthy and people look to you and others as role models.

[@thirty3fpv]

Whoever is cackling in the background is soooo on point!!!

[@Zach_Amos]

When Bert’s untimely death rocks us all, will they still release the pre-recorded 2B1C episodes for the month?

[@jacobverlee6891]

I hope so

[@tk-uo9mh]

They should prerecord a funeral podcast

[@minmatenx]

fat

[@rawpower12xu]

Sometimes I think the show is edited and cuts to random parts when I just listen and don’t watch the video. But nope, it’s just Bert jumping from one subject to another abruptly haha

[@Cyxz666]

it's incredible Bert finds a way to blame his alcoholism on LeeAnn

[@ashtonormesher9682]

Yer no one can enjoy a drink because I'm not drinking now .I've been through it and it's like watching me says all the same things as I did his life revolves around alchohol and its only going to get worse

[@theverybuenokid]

LeAnn is a lucky woman!! 🤣

[@robotix2106]

@@theverybuenokid facts shed still be with her kin friend on the two tracks if ol Bert didnt come around

[@rogersockwell]

Halfway in, and this episode's gold. Bert's on fire.

[@MrLawrenceLady]

I love how Bert loves Bright Eyes and thinks Tommy would like it too 😆

[@StevensCards1]

Burp Chrysler can't help but interrupt. He gets so excited.

[@Frank_Reynolds__.]

Hahaha I would die if someone on TV introduced him at Burp

[@mikeylikey710]

He’s like a faithful dog

[@anthonyzullo]

Schultz releasing his special and his work on KZbin during the pandemic was the BEST thing to happen for comedians in 2 decades. I have watched every special released on KZbin since and they are all killers.

[@Sean-kg2gr]

That Shane Gillis KZbin special is the hardest I’ve laughed at a special since Louis did Sincerely.

[@buktomsin]

Hi five 👋 you're a millennial.

[@buildfear9507]

I made it through 10 minutes before I turned it off, having laughed zero times. Mentioning him in the same sentence as Louis CK makes my teeth itch. Augustus Gloop looking, unfunny, “edgy-bro” jokes. Another from the USA production line of “just say things you think will offend people rather than write jokes”. But hey, comedy is subjective innit.

[@Sean-kg2gr]

@@buildfear9507 well he tours with Louis so Louis would disagree with you

[@WKRP187]

You've checked out Trump Speed Dating and Sleep Cop on his Gilly and Keeves channel right?? If not you haven't seen em at his funniest

[@biggestcharliefan]

It’s hilarious but I think Joe List’s are funnier and is non stop laughs

[@FinalEncounterGaming]

"I'm not doing just one" is such textbook alcoholism and Bart just doesn't realize it.

[@GoodVibesHD]

Relax

[@retroliftsprs]

The dude is red brah he clearly has too many.

[@robotix2106]

I mean or its an all or nothing mentality that could be indicative of some slightly deeper mental health issues that could exacerbate his inclination towards alcohol

[@LonghornInRaiderland]

Tom is the king of asking Bert loaded questions. 31:02 that look..."Got him."

[@blainesalyer]

Bert: “I’d love not drinking” “I’m never on twitter”

[@CaliWilderness]

Bert's energy is at full on panic attack levels today!

[@mrwhatsup71]

Why are we friends 😂😂 in life you need a friendship that never gets dull and always makes you laugh

[@callumhickey8138]

He sounds so pissed when Bert said nice watch🤣🤣

[@ivotadich938]

Bert looks like he's almost there talking about a recovery business and getting all emotional. Love you bros, great episode like always, best podcast.

[@18Callahan]

Bert fire hosed Tom throughout the show and damn near cried twice!

[@goodscharlotte]

53:19 Tom's expression pretty much sums it up. 😂😂😂 Bart's ADD never lets him talk! 💜

[@J-G-]

6:30 is better lol

[@davequist7710]

Welcome to the 136th episode of “Tim Listen’s”

[@CalllMeBuck]

The guys in the back absolutely kill me with the laughs

[@cfhlogistics]

You guys make these truck runs go by so smoothly

[@kylecottick7441]

Best part is ad reads so tom finally gets to talk

[@degeneratechris]

That was a good episode of 1 bear 1 cave.

[@TheHyperfilthered]

You know... When my dad got in to his worst alcoholism benders, his face turned tomato red and he bloated like a balloon... Anyways, fun episode I'm glad Tom got to speak every once and a while!

[@lookandIlooked]

you didnt even watch it. its only been up for 20 mins and its an hour and a half... cool guy lying about the dumbest shit 👍

[@MrBobbyfresh]

Oh I get it, one guy does the ad’s. And the other guy manically fills the gaps

[@neomalactie7655]

Perfect Description of 2 Bears: Tom Segura watches with a bored reverence as ADHD/dyslexic/drunk/high/fatsticks Bert Kreischer makes an attempt to stick to a single topic from beginning to end, and hilarity ensues. It is rumored that the podcast will end when he finally manages to accomplish this, but here we are on episode 136. Love you guys!

[@breakfastattiffanys741]

Especially when he sighed in monotone, let's wrap thus up (r*tard enthusiasm) haba

[@HerrinTuneSquad]

Can we get an official word count from episode 1 to now? I would like to see the difference between Bert and Tom.

[@dalegush3855]

10 to 20 x more

[@SepsisPanda]

LMFAO I just noticed on the animation in the beginning that Tom is tickling Bert's gut

[@tdog1983-v6c]

I wonder when Bert will say “I’ve talked enough. No more podcasts”

[@birdette79]

If he ever does, it'll be just like when he says he's "stopped drinking" 😂

[@joshuadewez1732]

6 mos after he’s dead

[@tdog1983-v6c]

Joshua Dewez hahaha!

[@izzydarkly5404]

He does say it! Lol and just like Jeanette Sorenson said, it doesn't mean shit.

[@Liescomefromtheright]

Bert gathering his thoughts is as chaotic as a person grabbing for dollars in an air chamber.

[@krendo5793]

Bert was on a roll here

[@18Callahan]

Bert’s drinking in the morning… again.

[@ish474]

I was in a Donut shop and There are 3 women named Sue and a guy I see all time goes SUE WOOO! and I said "Show me where it spits " thinking he was a YMH fan... he was not

[@jenniferdennis6465]

😆😆😆

[@Tnuttycomedy]

I love how Bert talks about money like a 12 year old the day after his birthday.

[@samanthab1923]

Always

[@Fihmzy]

1:08:05 when Bert started going off he sounded just like Joey Diaz lmaooo.

[@wilfredoelias3819]

Brent and Tim exploring their relationship was absolutely adorable and what I needed today🤣

[@kanifalam7835]

The format of 2 Bears is Blurt's weekly declarations of cutting back the drinking and weight lamentations as he turns into a tomato