Bears vs. Wild Animals | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 202

[@audioostrich]

Bert says intrinsic is his new word - and then describes the literal opposite of the definition of the word. Simply remarkable

[@WalkerRamsey]

only a feat brent could pull off

[@wasteland6961]

Simply remarkable is a perfect way to describe Burnt's whole lifestyle

[@blisterfist2761]

I want to see Bret spell Intrinsic. Brent is wildly amusing.

[@chlorr1n3]

Jesus thankyou.

[@joelgardner2847]

He feels intrinsic and extrinsic motivation for sure

[@JKimPersonal]

Tom just nonchalantly naming every animal he’s killed as a child is hilarious, especially when you know he’s got a body count that challenges G. Game recognizes game.

[@nateradowski8867]

this is the comment 😭

[@MichaelLaFrance1]

Tom is using G to cover up his own trail of bodies.

[@nZooGreen7604]

In Texas we brag how close we were from death and I fatlined 3 times,from Lupus and no cool stories just woke up

[@catebligh]

Hidden in plain sight

[@richardsavage3855]

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[@Billdoeseverything]

The transition from Bert describing the dying screams of a rat and his metal trauma into the better help ad 😂

[@MattyK73]

Came here to say this!

[@BTA1991]

Bert is actually looking like he wont die any second! Congrats Bert, keep it up.

[@AudibleVisibIe]

Looks no different Lmao. Looks like a psychopath with that goofy spray tan

[@La_motavation]

Idk why I just have this feeling that Bert is getting a vape and having all these crazy stories about it

[@jrl52jc]

In all seriousness, it makes me very happy to see bert so on top of his health game without losing any of his bertness. This podcast is the best

[@brodyfitzgerald7757]

I enjoy starting the week with Bert's delusional interpretation of reality

[@rogerrabbit6888]

Usually hate it but it's pretty tame when he's sober guy was lost in the sauce much cooler and present as a weed head but I'm also a weed head😂

[@gunsandcommissions]

I don't think he's delusional at all. *shrug*

[@kristenzembas]

@@gunsandcommissions😅p The

[@Roshi471]

hes getting sober for "himself" not for his kids or Leanne lmfao I love Bert

[@jobe958]

It really is the best. Like let's see what Bert the wizard has this week?

[@KMartian7512]

I will admit, Bert does look already quite a bit better. Nice work bub.

[@J-Mac8]

It’s crazy how much of a noticeable change quitting drinking can do. He definitely looks better.

[@queenieqt2033]

Lol because he was forced to 😅 why the hell are you proud

[@ButIer]

@@queenieqt2033Forced to by himself ? Lmfao Man just wants to live longer for his family you dummy

[@LucrStvn]

I agree. But lots of work to go. He still looks like walking gout

[@justbigstepbro9167]

@@queenieqt2033people like you make it hard for addicts to get help. Edit : want to get help. Make it hard to want to get help.

[@Kier4n99]

Bert has switched drinking for smoking for one episode. And he has already stopped himself from interrupting like 4 times.

[@carlosgonzales2153]

I noticed it as well. Small steps.

[@joepiersma4768]

The power of an ego killer as opposed to ego builder

[@himynameiscorey]

Weed’s fucking awesome

[@265omg]

Bert becoming a stoner might be our single greatest hope in hearing Tom finish a sentence.

[@jasonhoward9172]

It's cute that Bert doesn't know what intrinsic value means but uses it anyway! Bless him!

[@shanejones3448]

Bert thinking he can’t kill a Great Dane but could kill a boar is wild.

[@dennisfarris4729]

Lol, I'm giving 10 to1 on porky

[@delwincompton4777]

A boer would jack him up a adult one for sure maybe even a teenage one they have like razor sharp tusk

[@Saulty98]

I'm aussie I've hunted pigs with a 8 inch pig sticker and two dogs no gun .. you don't approach until the dogs are holding the pig down but even then you better hope you get the heart first swing or your getting fucked up

[@Saulty98]

I've watched a dog from about 25 metres away weighing about 30kg or about 60 -70 pounds get stuck by tusks then thrown like an empty water bottle by a pig he was the first dog to the pig he had heart was only doing what he was breed for but didn't stand a chance without backup

[@josephscarborough8888]

Wild pigs are no fucking joke. First time I ever went deer hunting, other guy with me had a .357 on his hip. Asked him why. Lifted up his pant leg and had massive scars, he got charged by a boar and it fucked him up. He had a partner with him thankfully that was able to kill it.

[@Nohyp01]

Tom wearing a “Birds Aren’t Real” shirt while Bart has a bird on his hat is the best joke of this pod.

[@socancerous]

That is amazing, I didn't even notice that.

[@Empresssss]

Underrated comment 😂

[@mariobudal8850]

Sick logo, though. A little bird on a cocktail drink, lol... 👌🏻

[@RSthreee]

What hat is it ? The brand ?

[@JD24kthustler]

The better health commercial came in at the most hilarious time....just as bart is screaming like the rat he shot! What timing.

[@User-w7c1l]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@galaxydefender861]

It was so good lol

[@keanoking17]

That's exactly what I thought! 😂😂😂

[@highandtight5544]

That killed me faster than bret could kill a boar

[@stickboslightning]

Lmao right. You ever kill small animals as a kid? Yeah!! Try better health 😂

[@THENOTENATION]

TOM IS SUCH A SUPPORTIVE FRIEND HE WAS SO AWESOME GIVING BURT POSITIVE COMPLIMENTS AND VALIDATION

[@Bmx19ride]

Genuinely, you guys got me sober for good! Thank you!

[@jayhrk]

Lol I love when Bert gets his shit together temporarily it’s nice to see 😊

[@zachhall624]

Or hyper concerning he puts on so much weight by drinking alone..

[@dalelane1948]

I give it a week

[@davies1simbayi]

Looks like it will stick this time around He did it for the right reasons at last

[@mariobudal8850]

I'm low-key bummed when Bert is sober. Lol... 😅

[@bentaylor2235]

@@zachhall624I’m pretty sure the ketogenic diet might also be a fairy big contributing factor.

[@jamiemacdonald436]

Brent 30 seconds in realizes not drinking is good for you. The feeling will probably last as long too.

[@DailyShit.]

Now wait for him to school and educate everybody how good keto and not drinking is once he looses 5 pounds.

[@Bittamin]

@@SimplyS7that’s the move. I wanna slow down major in a few years when I hit 30, but the plan is if I notice I “can’t” slow down I’m outright quitting right away. Giving myself a chance 😂

[@madgreek253]

​@@BittaminI said that with smoking but 15 yrs later I'm still at it.

[@jbo1108]

Suddenly he’s a month sober out of nowhere lol

[@georgeprendergast8305]

​​@@madgreek253😂😂😂 I get it as an ex-smoker it's hard smoked for almost 20 years.. it's been 2 weeks off and I feel fantastic !! You can do it man just smoke pot.. cigarette sucked bro they're so expensive it's I'm reinvesting the money into more pot😂😂😂 not telling you what to do my friend just a piece of friendly advice 😉👊💪😎

[@kimsmith0130]

Tom looks so happy becuase his friend is clear and happy. Tom is really a beautiful friend. You can see how much he just wants Bert to live well.

[@DeadeyeJedi85]

I'm legit proud of Bart! I hope he keeps it up

[@hanl3eyman597]

He seems kinda over him like bored and just looking at him like a meme only staying with him because of the podcast

[@farexponent9173]

@@hanl3eyman597 Seems very specific. How do you get such detailed and intimate information about the ins and outs of a complete strangers relationship?

[@SpeedRacerx89]

No other podcast makes you feel like you are sitting right at the table with them and sharing laughs. Love you Tom and Bert.

[@brucekiefner3370]

Thank you guys!!! First pod in a while it seems like you care about one another in a bit. Love y’all

[@devanzoshift817]

The transition from Bert being unable to find the frog he shot, and hearing it suffering, right to the Better Help spot 👏🏻

[@ZERVVREZ]

It was a rabbit he shot

[@daleyfitness4971]

@@ZERVVREZit was a Rat.

[@MattyK73]

Crap. Came here to say this.

[@ry_so_fly22]

I had to check the comments first cause I was commenting this same thing lol perfect ad placement

[@Zeta9966]

Happy to see Bert fixing himself. Coincidentally I just quit drinking and have lost 15 lbs over the last month. Also smoking weed now lol

[@v1sudo]

He will be back up to 285lbs in no time. Don't you worry

[@whateverthecase2458]

👏🏽 I quit drinking last April, to just “get my mind right” and I had no intentions of weight loss/dieting. Down 55lbs, 1.5 years later. Also…. Edibles and flowers are 100% necessary now. Brent deserves to feel better in mind and body *edit- mad props to you for quitting drinking and a month in!

[@Zeta9966]

@@whateverthecase2458 Thanks. Been trying to get my head straight to quit since last August. Dad died from alcoholism that month. I've always wanted to tell Bert how he went out so he would know what was waiting for him, but hopefully he keeps this new lifestyle going.

[@howequalspeace]

Really enjoyed the convo today, especially the part about artists. Also enjoyed Bert being clear headed and letting the convo breathe a bit so Tom could say what he was thinking. Luv that set too. Good ep

[@Sarahswims82]

I love that they end with such a heartwarming Goodbye ........... "I love you" .... "I love you too" That's a brotherly bond 🫡

[@jsprechs7847]

Growing up in the PNW, I see nothing abnormal about how this boy went fishing. Tom is such a city boy lol

[@piston_pusher]

Also in pnw. But can you really have multiple lines in at once?

[@Brandonwarking]

What podcast was bert talking about at 13:00?

[@viperactual-so2uj]

I'll have to give bert a win and point out that there are both alligators AND American crocodiles in Florida. Crocodiles are significantly less common.

[@Swearengen1980]

Relegated to tiny areas of Florida. But it is surprising he knew that since 99% of what he thinks about even his own home state is completely wrong.

[@davies1simbayi]

​@@Swearengen1980ikr that surprised me 😮😮😮😮

[@thatgreenslime9517]

*fewer

[@voice_of_a_little_lady]

Bert, Young Gravy, and Trevor Wallace walk in to get a spray tan sounds like the beginning of a good joke.

[@HolyMackerel10-4]

The way Bart casually admits to doing things that are still pretty illegal, is amazing.

[@joshbaker3634]

I try to watch every episode with Tom and Bert they bring so much joy to my life it is fun it reminds me of me and my best friend just b*********** on the couch being a single father working all the time is super hard but having them fill my truck with laughs help me get through the day

[@TheCashcolby]

Bert truly looks so much better. Good for him, hope he keeps it up!

[@ateallthemonsters2302]

Not whatsoever

[@KACL780]

Bart calling his alcohol withdrawal symptoms “anxiety” 😂😂

[@Chris-zo4vu]

That would be one of the symptoms

[@Steve-ev6vx]

I have a buddy that went in for a normal surgery and had to be put in an induced comma because he went into alcohol dt's. It's no joke.

[@Swearengen1980]

@@Chris-zo4vu Yeah, but the cause is the point. Every time he's talking about anxiety, it seemed pretty clear to some of us that he was not experiencing general anxiety, but anxiety strictly caused by withdrawals. His heavy drinking and occasional month of quitting will put him at prime risk for the DT's one day.

[@Chris-zo4vu]

@@Swearengen1980 that point I agree with

[@Goldenspiderducck]

@@dubev674Look up “kindling” (might be helpful to pair it with “alcohol”). I only recently learned about it, as well. And I don’t think I understand it well enough to concisely describe it in a YT comment. But it’s definitely worth looking up, particularly for binge drinkers or friends and family of binge drinkers.

[@katlis]

Tom, we have American crocodiles in South Florida! Much more rare than gators, but they're out here. The most famous is named "Croczilla" at 14 feet long.

[@Yourmission9]

Not to be outdone by Crocnado

[@dannielleangeloestacio6221]

This is like seeing a friend out of rehab. you see the great changes, and all you can do is love him more and be proud of him. Great job B man and T buns!

[@fjbon1681]

Great job Bert!! Rooting for you!! Keep it up...

[@bryantcory5535]

There’s not a chance in hell Brent could kill a wild boar with his bare hands..

[@thestraydog]

Dude, I've heard of guys who have shot a boar in the head with a 9mm and all it managed to do was piss it off!

[@chall5335]

Yeah, when he said he could choke it out i was like: alright, how are you gonna do that? It’s neck is literally the size of his waist 😄

[@Curkthual]

He really just trying to cosplay homie from that first game of thrones episode. lol

[@Steve-ev6vx]

Yeah that is crazy stupid. A boar has a huge neck and his tusks are right there by his neck. They also have a huge cartilage shield over their shoulders protecting their vital organs so they can fight each other with their tusks without killing each other. You could kill one with a long knife or s spear, but not your bare hands.

[@Grimace5064]

Ask Robert Baratheon

[@adriansmajlaj86]

Could you imagine Tom being recognized by a homeless person? He'd be like "Ew get away from me you fat poor"

[@cloudymatch5833]

That bit has kinda hit different after them being omega rich. Still love em :)

[@JamieBrennan]

hahaha

[@zacharyuk]

Legend has it that 15 minutes after this podcast Brent poured himself a cocktail and regained the 12 pounds within an hour

[@PencilsandPaper]

"...i shot the rat and i could hear it crying- waaah! Waaaah!" (cut to) "This show is sponsored by Better Help." 😂 Brilliant edit.

[@JosephBuckingham-ky4wu]

I think tom’s specials are unbeaten, but I relate so much to burt I could listen to him all day every day

[@KMartian7512]

Dude, I fully endorse a 2 bears hunting trip with Joe & Jocko. Lol 😏. & it needs to be documented as a YMH exclusive.

[@piston_pusher]

But Steven renella and forest Galant going aswell

[@bmfrandomness1565]

Stay on it Bert! You seriously look so much better already. Time to get healthy and STAY alive, buddy. 🤌

[@BallmerPeakPoker]

Lol the transition from Bert torturing a small animal, into a better help ad is *mwah*. Perfectly done. Haha I genuinely thought the first few seconds of the ad were a bit

[@damienbiondich6351]

Hardest I've laughed in a long time. The transition from, "you ever kill a small animal? Yeah..." into supported by better help. Lol 😂

[@johngolden2900]

We love u bert and we're proud of you!

[@allegorx58]

🙄

[@stevenpaullongley260]

So far, the best part of this episode is bert killing the rat, hearing the sound of it squealing, then going right into a better help ad haha

[@spencerdrake5356]

Todays Better Help ad break was perfectly timed

[@michaelflake3730]

Tom I'm actually really glad u brought your kids to the south. I think it's a great environment for boys to learn to love nature and appreciate wild game.

[@RunFaster5150]

I love this. I’m so happy to see Bert just happy healthy and living life.

[@swoosh6085]

Pretty sure that Starbucks knocked Brent out of ketosis. You slick dog Tommy.

[@HEIRorERROR]

If Tom is giving bret coffee he doesn't wanna talk himself today

[@nickc6570]

He's been looking too healthy lately

[@kenrhyne8672]

Not if it was sugar free

[@Wowreally42]

The real question is will sober Bert interrupt less? Come on baby!!! 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

[@mariobudal8850]

He was definitely more antsy.

[@cdizzy42069]

The last few episodes have been pretty high and tight. Bert's actually looking better too, much love

[@JustWhyFFS]

Lmao Tom's eyes actually lit up, at the discovery of another angle on that rodeo mishap. Gotta love it.

[@shanester1832]

Any theories on what the podcast they described was? The one that was going around and popular but nobody could admit it was good.

[@fazendado]

Wondering same thing, looking thru comments but don't see anything yet...

[@shanester1832]

@@fazendado do let me know if you find something please. I gotta know.

[@americanpatriot3608]

Me too!! I’ve been searching also!

[@teesugar29]

Me too!!!!

[@bubisamongus]

Barf would die by the hog! I hope Joe addresses him “choking out a wild hog” 😂

[@hahmed2219]

He actually looks really good. Good going burg 👍keep it up buddy.

[@travisestes4883]

Definitely took Bert 7 years to graduate College. It took 6 years for a lesson from a friend to sink in

[@zuverzagmail]

its been 30 days. and he’s not exactly sober. Hes using weed.

[@yaboispudpud]

​@@zuverzagmailtrue but at least it's something he won't die from.

[@cloudymatch5833]

@@zuverzagmailsobriety weed nazis are the worst

[@okpyoy]

@@zuverzagmailwho tf cares

[@thatdudebeef5567]

berts hat collection is top notch, this episodes cap is FIRE

[@RSthreee]

What hat is it ?

[@thatdudebeef5567]

@@RSthreee i have no idea, i tried finding it last night but no luck!

[@Draxnar_of_Mischief]

@@RSthreeeit probably came with a bottle of booze like a gift set type thing

[@Noname30000]

I swear this pods at the top of the list for most studio setups for 1 pod

[@Burgerurger911]

Bert: Sister's kid? Tom: (knowing he only has sisters) Yeah. 10:05

[@cathbadh1320]

Would you rather lose your vision or your sight?

[@jordanjohnson6674]

The transition from dying rat noises to a better help ad was flawless 😂

[@jackemmanuel9424]

That's funny I'm literally at that bit now 😂😂

[@DropTheNaOH]

Really impressed with Bert! I really hope he keeps it up!

[@allegorx58]

oh ffs the guy’s on ozempic and behaving like a normal adult instead of a frat boy

[@v1sudo]

Impressed that he's finally grown up and acting like an adult now? Gimme a break... he'll be back up to 285lbs in no time.

[@Holycrap204]

@@allegorx58Dude how many peoples comments did you reply to because of Bert? He doesnt know you. Dont let him ruin your day. Its pathetic.

[@brettwimberly768]

Thank you so much Bert for suggesting Bomb Squad podcast

[@nathanex6152]

Bert had me literally laughing out loud today. The hunting and machine gun had me rollin

[@oldtownadventures6180]

Bert calling someone else “broken” is the best thing I’ve heard all day.

[@andrewkupres4314]

NEXT SOBER OCTOBER: The boys go hunting with Joe. Make it a competition.

[@MitsubishiLancerEvo]

Burnt crystals with a gun is the last thing they need to experience

[@jayhrk]

Bert looks incredible he was starting to look like a walking grapefruit head 🤣🥰

[@darthskywalk3r229]

Man Bert's looking amazing rn makes me smile

[@joshdenison3598]

I cannot believe a COYOTE HUNT hasn’t came up at all. Watching Bert’s eyes light up when a pack of coyotes howled back when they were locating them would absolutely take me out id pay 20 dollars to watch this

[@Poke_N_Fun]

The BETTER HELP ad read after the Rat 🐀 slaughter story….. epic 👌🏻

[@mynineridesshotgun]

What Podcast is Bert referring to that everyone is listening to and LA people won’t admit they agree with?

[@drummdude716]

Seconded! Searching the comments now for it.

[@BradVicious]

I'm wondering the same

[@teesugar29]

Same here!!! Looking for it in comments! How can we find this out???

[@faceplants2]

Ditto

[@Torq_Magebane]

@@drummdude716did you find it? I looked to but to no avail

[@tackroachmicmoacka2348]

They way Bert is telling the rat murder story and as he's describing the squeals it cuts to a fukin better help ad lmfao

[@anthonymontano22]

Just wanna say thank you guys for the laughs today I needed it right now my niece is going through a serious heart surgery an no not a joke an no not asking for go fund me support just prayers she’s 5 days old. Thank you bert an Tom for the laughs haven’t been smiling the last few days 👍

[@AdmiralAkhbar]

Tom's face in this bit 6:07 🤣🤣🤣 "Yeah?" "Like dark" "uhuh?" "Yeah. Like dark" "how dark" 👀👀👀

[@BucolicNightlife]

In like, 2010, mom got my dad a “hunting experience” with Ted Nugent on his farm-whom he was a fan of 😅. They let you PICK OUT AN ANIMAL TO HUNT (?!?, but he picked a boar, which is still mounted on the wall in our library today). When he came back, we asked him how was hanging out with Ted and he was just like “uh.. he’s pretty weird. I don’t think I’d hang out with him again.”

[@jakethompson600]

Tom having a Pazsitzky moment, Poisonous = Dont bite into it, Venomous = Dont let it bite into you

[@gavinrush4995]

My 4 year old totally get it

[@JustABloke28]

Bart has absolutely no self awareness 😂

[@sixplymaple1262]

I wish I was more like him…

[@Macjohn18]

​@@sixplymaple1262 sad goals 😂

[@sixplymaple1262]

Not really… too much self awareness is a hinderance to success @@Macjohn18

[@mocahmcgrady7530]

@@Macjohn18no in a way it gives u a certain type of freedom. To self aware but no action is probably just as bad

[@Dizzyswoops]

Placement of these commercials have been on point lately 😂 First Hostage Tape after the G bit and now Better Help after the rat killing 😂

[@Freek314]

Dude I'm actually so happy for Bert. Seriously good work man, keep it up!

[@codymartinez830]

great job Barty!!!!!! it is funny that it took this long for him to realize alcohol perpetuates anxieties.

[@samhand8270]

Nothing more exhilarating than listening to Bert try to put together a sentence.

[@nickjames7891]

How baked is Bert on the Better Help ad? 😆

[@richardlovecchio1993]

Bert" I haven't drank in a month" Bert on last weeks episode " I'm quitting drinking tomorrow" 😂😂😂 me too Bert. Me too

[@kelvinreynolds4246]

I’m so proud of you Bert. Keep it up!

[@Dan-kb9dr]

Wonder how long he will credit ketosis vs. Just being sober making him healthier.

[@CaptainRex-sl4xk]

What podcast is Bert preferring to ? That LA people cannot admit they like ?

[@mattklein8227]

I want to know too

[@xDMG15x]

Commenting in case someone answers this

[@michaelburke4829]

Same

[@teesugar29]

Same here.

[@brianmaresh7530]

Same

[@starorange8449]

Listening to Bert feels like a never ending game of two truths, one lie

[@kostoulis7]

Hahahah the placement of the "better help" ad was amaaazing😂😂😂

[@ovechkin0831]

These two are the best friends everyone should have.

[@berad8209]

I wanna know the pod Bert was referencing ! Much love

[@austinkaimalia1273]

Calling Yung gravy a musician is a wild statement Bart.

[@CrimeForCrime]

It’s literally what he is tho. So not too much a stretch.

[@austinkaimalia1273]

@@CrimeForCrime maybe I'm old fashion. when I hear musician I think someone who plays an instrument or sings.

[@Grimlore82]

What movie or podcast are they referencing? The one that liberals in California are scared to admit they liked?

[@BigBeardedDrummer]

whats the podcast bert is talking about at 12:25

[@19ch6e9vy]

Anyone figured it out yet?

[@mrfathead666]

The Better Help commercial timing. GOLD. Then Bert "We should go hunting with semiautomatic rifles. We'll get hammered, HAMMERED"

[@barbaragervais6991]

I think he is so funny - just seeing him now for first time.

[@captaincomment]

I love anti swollen bert he looks greatish

[@hudsonlewis9323]

Happy Monday my 9-5 mommies

[@acedrake1698]

Tom, please stop putting the intros it kind of spoils the episode thanks.

[@LastNameInTown]

Not as much as him stealing Jimmy Prados joke in Sledgehammer, but I agree..

[@faceplants2]

​@@LastNameInTownWhat?

[@emiliagolden4441]

Bro is o point with the Savanah cat, I live in Texas and always wanted one. I'd solve my squirrel and rodent problem quick

[@simppmagnett]

Bert should try the keto bread! 1 egg 1 Tablespoon butter or oil 3 Tablespoons Almond Flour 1/2 teaspoon baking powder Instructions Melt butter in a microwave-safe bowl or ramekin. Add the almond flour, egg and baking powder to the butter. Beat with a fork until completely mix. Microwave for about 90 seconds, until firm. Run a knife along the edge and flip over a plate to release. Slice in half, then toast in the toaster or in a skillet.