Ep. 151 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

[@puplake]

Bert's mind getting blown by things his kids learn in school is incredible. Went to college for 7 years and nothing stuck.

[@ItzMalick]

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[@Ottophil]

@@ItzMalick get a job

[@jellyfishbrained]

@@ItzMalick This is not a good way to procure quality engagement. Produce content you're passionate about, play the game, and stick with it even when it doesn't seem like it will ever go well. That's all you can do.

[@ETAisNOW]

@@ItzMalick copy paste begging and pandering is really lame.

[@phalspar]

@@jellyfishbrained but he’s black

[@nickyv1436]

Hey Bert I love when you ask Tom a question and then interrupt immediately. It’s the best.

[@Mr.NorthSacra916Xfour]

Schaub is the Goat of answering questions not directed at him!!

[@Colt-Forty5]

@@Mr.NorthSacra916Xfour They need a show together. 2 Redacts 1 Couch.

[@DeVante-jermaine]

@@Colt-Forty5 wtf is a redact I hear this word every time Shab brought up lol

[@kathye.4026]

It is too bad that I really want to hear Tom's answer. LOL

[@lokithecat7225]

Hey Spammer, I love when you go onto a Podcast where something always happens, then go to Comments to whine about it. It's the best.

[@parkersmith8578]

" I didn't know there was anything between dinosaurs and jesus" is the most Bert thing Bert has ever said

[@zacharybouthillier6182]

That was crazy, absolutely asinine

[@jwardbass4452]

I haven’t heard him say that yet but you’re damn right. And he’s dead serious! That’s the craziest part!

[@parkersmith8578]

@@jwardbass4452 his brain fascinates me

[@SeamanSock]

@@zacharybouthillier6182 The guy just doesn't know about anything he doesn't care about LOL. I'm flabbergasted they were like "Alexander the Great definitely came after Jesus right?" My. God.

[@zacharybouthillier6182]

@@SeamanSock 😂😂 zero knowledge

[@Metalhed1300p]

Bert: "I'm super into history" Also Bert: "Did you know Julius Caesar was real?"

[@abelincoln196]

Fun fact, he found that little tidbit of history while trying to locate his local Orange Julius.

[@BennyFlaps]

34:10 is where the before or after game starts

[@just2roommatez]

King

[@LordMooshroom]

Thanks

[@LuckyBones713]

Respect

[@gavinoliver8074]

Youre the unsung hero of the 20th century

[@Juicedbeef]

Lmao thanks

[@MattWakim]

“If you subtracted all of my fat, I would be pretty ripped” - Bert, 2022

[@torenbezaro775]

Damn, I never thought of it that way.

[@jellojoe00]

'"some people don't know what a real work week is" -Bert

[@banterwithbawden5444]

And yet still wrong. The fact he hasn’t killed himself with this stuff is pretty impressive though

[@DekkarJr]

If we substracted all of the toxic biproduct from his drinking we'd have a public hazard.

[@jamesmass1583]

I love when fat dudes say that

[@jesustwins1585]

"When I was 33 I was killed by the Romans here's how it happened" this killed me 🤣🤣

[@dominicdeluca6378]

The story of JULIUS CAESAR

[@killerguitarguy]

That could be a really good bit literally laughed out loud

[@slurmz10]

🤣🤣

[@SeventyyTimess7]

And why is the voice for Jesus literally Jordan Peterson 🤣

[@alba7or]

He needs to make that an actual bit.

[@austin5317]

Bert being amazed by middle school history is pretty neat

[@commanderjonson2610]

Hes a great example of why public education doesn’t matter.

[@alhen9023]

@@commanderjonson2610 not really. You can lead a horse to water but you can't make them drink it.

[@ItzMalick]

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[@cavemanvi]

@@ItzMalick yo fam, advertise your horse shit somewhere else. this is spam not relevant to the comment

[@Pucksndeep6]

@@alhen9023 shit big AL

[@skyepaul261]

Bert saying people only know about Julius Caesar because of Shakespeare is like Bert saying people only know about Russia because of him.

[@ItzMalick]

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[@Battlefox64_RL]

26:00 did Tom just stop Burt from going to "a place in Korea" for his new special?

[@safarit678]

I'm more surprised that you'd expect more of him. Bert is a certified and self-aware idiot. Good for him that some many people think he's funny

[@SampleThisJams]

It’s the American dream look at this mentally challenged multi-millionaire.

[@dennistfossettjr]

Well hold on now

[@ManateeMentality]

40:42 Bert thinking Michelangelo’s name was “Michael Angelo” 😂

[@kisamehoshigaki09]

Honestly this is a LOT more understandable than not knowing Julius Caesar and Alexander the Great lived before Jesus.

[@roweart]

You know my life sucks when I look forward to Bart talking over Tom for an hour

[@just_j6514]

Hahaha ahh man same boat 🚢 😅 😭! His dumbass clicking sounds are starting to kill luls! 😂

[@mikeylikey710]

That's the shtick now anyways so we're right there with you haha

[@josiffexplosiff1]

Are you whining?😢

[@Terdinspector]

@@just_j6514 I read this right as Bert made clicking noises. 😂 duude so funny

[@omarcruz2029]

I felt this is my heart

[@chasearnold7367]

“Keep goin.” - Bert Kreischer, every podcast he’s ever on.

[@buickpython6745]

the dj khaled of podcasting

[@kskull5764]

@@buickpython6745 and comedy

[@TheZacek]

I was actually gonna comment that He learned to let Tom finish his stories. So thats cool :)

[@ItzMalick]

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[@joeyfadell4288]

@@buickpython6745 I’m still feeling good babe babe I’m love

[@natenash5693]

Bert saying he's also muscular and comparing himself to Mark Bell is why I come here every Monday

[@VideoNozoki]

@Clyde3 ☝SPAM !!!

[@JRush374]

*Mark Belly

[@dakronikles]

Lmao

[@YCWideawakeFinest252]

Makes every monday better by far...even with a guest.

[@ItzMalick]

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[@Stina85]

I love that Bert laughs so hard he wheezes. I always crack up when he laughs that hard. He has such an infectious laugh. What makes it even more funny is that the subtitles in the transcript always say [Music] when he wheeze-laughs. 😂❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@greythegandalf4675]

Bert: I’m super into history. Also Bert: Did you know Julius Caesar was a real person?

[@raykmelly]

💀 funny opener

[@liambuckley5796]

Tom “I can’t wait to ask you a question” absolutely killed me 😂

[@ItzMalick]

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[@blickygobrrrrr]

Bert: "He's really good at talking. Like when you ask him something he answers in a full sentence." 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@VideoNozoki]

@clyde_1☝AVOID clicking on these SPAM accounts!!!

[@magisterrleth3129]

@@VideoNozoki Well don't reply to the damn thing, that just makes it harder to remove. Report it and move on.

[@ItzMalick]

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[@goblinspy]

Bert should do his Lex Friedman impression more often because he actually asked a question and somewhat let Tom answer!

[@ItzMalick]

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[@Felipe-ou4jz]

👏🥲

[@haivox2409]

I’m still waiting for Tom to finish any thought before Bert tells another story 😂

[@rollme-wankenobi7208]

As a geologist this was hands down the funniest episode yet. Love how bert tries to correct Tom on how old dinosaurs are...but gets it wrong too. Classic brett kursher

[@ItzMalick]

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[@clevertree]

Bert: They don't even know if dinosaurs were real." Tom: "Woahwohwohwoh"

[@ItzMalick]

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[@SwiftestScout]

I love that reaction, even for Burt that was too stupid and Tom couldn't believe it

[@casualwater698]

"They really did a good job punching up Jesus" was what I needed to hear this terrible Monday morning lol. Thanks, Bert.

[@ItzMalick]

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[@grandmodesty]

On this episode of "Bert realizing everyone is growing up except him"

[@HisHowliness]

@@zach6634 dont believe that's occurred yet

[@ItzMalick]

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[@HEAVYxxMETAL]

@@ItzMalick sounds like boring shit.

[@tayalcu6750]

I love how Bert talks about fatherhood, I wish more parents viewed it that way.

[@ItsWhatILike77]

after now realizing he wasted most of his kid's childhoods, being drunk and away from them...

[@TheSamdroidOnline]

Bert is a little boy who never grew up but became a successful man; and Tom is his older, wiser brother guiding him through life.

[@angelfvce1262]

Brothers Karamazov

[@badtostada6123]

bert clearly wants to have his own reality show of just him hanging out with his family... keeping up with the kreischers

[@c9566]

I wonder what his version of SKIMS would be lmao

[@Fireproofwitchnz]

Keeping Up With The Burpdashians.

[@hD-wt5cz]

It would be The Osbournes meets Honey boo boo

[@ItzMalick]

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[@BigWahly23]

That might actually be entertaining.

[@ja5304]

Bert has the same energy of the Special Olympics

[@just_j6514]

Hahaha for real! Especially with those damn clicking sounds he's been making 🤣! (Lol "The Correlation Between Making Clicking Sounds and Retardation") Lol could def be an Amazon book featuring Bart 🤣.. haha thanks for the laugh 👏

[@tonymarselle8812]

It’s fun if you have never been. Lots of joy and positivity.

[@Bittamin]

@@tonymarselle8812 I saw the ringer a couple times, considered one of the best films by the community itself.

[@stunksmahoney4606]

@Tony Marselle some of the biggest diapers you ever seen in your life at those event bathrooms. Some of those fckers are gladiators with potato heads it’s nuts lol my sister used to cheat in the walk races🤣

[@Bittamin]

@@stunksmahoney4606 damn she’s a Gangster!

[@drivehard2395]

Berts look when he thinks he's about to be told it's OK to have two or three drinks per day, and then the look when he hears "per week". GOLD

[@ItzMalick]

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[@mcooper7743]

The secret to Berts success: believe in yourself to a DELUSIONAL degree.

[@joeymccusker2506]

Almost crashed my car laughing at Bert thinking dinosaurs are fossil fuel

[@topperdepop]

They are, just not simply T-Rexes and Triceratopses, more like ancient sediments etc. having broken down into high-caloric sludge. But that was not in any way in Bert's mind. Ever.

[@DadsRUs]

Bert playing Before/After Jesus is hilarious and equally unsettling. 🤣

[@emanl3904]

Did he say Shakespeare was before Jesus?

[@ItzMalick]

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[@OmowiHY]

Saw Tom live in Montreal last night, genuinely one of the best shows I've been to. Really hope it's the set that ends up being his special because it will absolutely kill.

[@ItzMalick]

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[@WolfpackWargaming]

Dead at Bert going "say you love me" when talking about seeing kinks 😂

[@ItzMalick]

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[@wimi187]

Idk how much more I can take of Bert just not letting Tom complete a SINGLE thought.

[@ez5970]

I’ve started to like YMH the more I watch 2 Bears

[@Thewisemonkee]

I am ducking addicted to you guys. Found your podcast at the weekend and have NOT STOPPED LISTENING to every episode I can find!!! 🐻🐻‍❄️🕳

[@snidefultodd]

If Bert says "cream cheese" again, I'm going to break everything I own.

[@ajplaytoomuch]

This shit got me crying 😭😭😭😂😂

[@ItzMalick]

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[@penniewyatt9391]

Breathe.😂

[@ovechkin0831]

This comment is great with no context.

[@joebreakerx]

It's the 2 bears equivalent of Christina 'meow meowwww-ing' through the YMH intro song

[@caden4397]

Bert should definitely do another season of The Cabin. All of the YMH fans would uh-hundred percent watch

[@ItzMalick]

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[@kokorolex]

Bert being exited for history makes my smile. I bet he would appreciate the story of Colossus, the ancient world's biggest statue of Helios.

[@ItzMalick]

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[@ryjbecker]

Best Burt quote ever!!! "Those crucifixes were only like 6 feet big!"

[@holdonasecondamigo599]

Damn Bert and Tom are profoundly simple men 😆 it's wild to understand that they r truly the middle of the road as far as awareness goes.

[@jimjohnson8999]

profoundly simple? that's an oxymoron

[@resa33]

The patience Tom had with Burt is why he is such a great father, been taking care of a toddler for over 10 years now

[@ItzMalick]

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[@mikefrieman1]

Ya'll made me feel smart AF today. Thanks.

[@ItzMalick]

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[@JorgeOlivares23]

Touch my camera through the fence

[@rileyfarmer5371]

You just lost your life

[@raynevarez1680]

Consider it touched

[@ImAlwayzAlert]

i like how all it takes to get top comment is being the first one to quote fedsmoker lol

[@galactus9625]

Finish the sentence.... do it

[@RodsVillaTV]

In a

[@flowerasteroid6241]

A lex fridman episode of your moms house would be insane

[@lou1egooey]

Bert saying that mark bombs on pods is such a self projection 😂😂

[@chrisscornerx3]

So bert went to college for 10yrs and has a 3rd grade education. Good work Florida!!! I live in Tampa and it computes

[@ItzMalick]

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[@bballboy0019]

3 minutes in and Bert’s already pulling up instagram posts

[@John-lo4xz]

Bingo!

[@anthonyzullo]

Ngl, I truly thank Bruce for displaying Whitney on her IG naked, I didn't know I needed it. I don't use IG but was very glad to have seen. Idk why I never liked her, she's decently funny, but wow she's smoking.

[@rogerwilco1777]

intervention time

[@garycarey9376]

Almost as predictable as Tom talking about how he likes to workout, nobody is here for that shit 😂

[@ItzMalick]

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[@dohnjoe4516]

Bert's entire life is just thinking about him. How he feels, what he wants, me me me me me me. Even wanting kids is for him, wants to feel needed. Charity is for him, so he feels good. Me me me me me. Asking tom his inspirations so he would hear his name (Tom didn't mention him lol). Doesn't wanna work with others so their decisions don't affect him. Fuckin' hell, shout out to his wife for dealing with this bs.

[@dntgvafuk89]

Leanne is a true saint

[@ThePhantomBean]

Wepp from the sounds of it. His wife is an absolute bore to have a conversation with.

[@JasonReagan84]

You aren't wrong....

[@ItzMalick]

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[@benjamin3290]

Your first time watching?

[@whodatson504]

Watching Bret discover historical facts and events in his 50’s that most of us learned in middle school is somehow the content I never knew I needed? 😂😂

[@grahamwalden2867]

Bert taking credit for Tom's idea and immediately making up a story about how he also did the thing Tom did is what I tune in for.

[@bennyboy3624]

For the amount of doctors Bart has in his contact list, he sure does a lot of wild and unhealthy shit 🤣

[@bennyboy3624]

But we love him for who he is, not what he does ❤️

[@AllFlimmits]

@@bennyboy3624 isn't who he is an alcoholic

[@Cloudroth]

It balances things out haha

[@johnfryman4428]

ManChild !

[@MyRumDiaries]

🤣🤣

[@cag1]

Bert about Huberman: "He's really good at talking. He answers in a full sentence." 😂

[@ItzMalick]

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[@annabelleandbeans]

Bert saying he’s mark bell under that is killing me right now

[@ItzMalick]

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[@Justin7939]

I'm stoned and they're so dumb I'm crying. I love this show

[@dr.coomer9750]

Try this on acid, I still can’t breathe 😂😂

[@harrisonhombre8089]

Bro same

[@nicholaseaves2591]

Listening to these two talk about science and history is soooo frustratingly entertaining

[@drruka850]

"The bible is full of Bertisms" Oh damn it Tom, now he's going to write his own bible.

[@turntsnaco2878]

I guarantee the Berble will be twice as long as the original Bible

[@jakobmorningstar]

Be a lot more useful

[@ItzMalick]

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[@alejandrorp5160]

Today's podcast makes you definitely aware of how important a proper comprehensive education truly is

[@ItzMalick]

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[@Pucksndeep6]

Clearly you didn't receive one lol

[@sethbaus]

So I went onto IMDb to see if there was any information about Tom’s TV show. And there is a page dedicated to a TV show called “the Little things”. The best part is the trivia fact on the IMDb page is “did you know that Christina and Tom are married and they both wear their jeans high and tight” 😂

[@ItzMalick]

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[@toliphan]

My favorite thing about this show is that a few weeks ago Bert talked about how he's really into history and now he found out that Julius Caesar was a real person.

[@zackmisner5311]

Bert's laugh sounds like when you pinch and let air out of a balloon

[@funnydonor9484]

“If you subtracted all of my alcohol soaked tissue, I’d be high school biology skeleton” - Burp Kreeper

[@Fireproofwitchnz]

Burp Kreeper 🤣🤣🤣

[@ItzMalick]

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[@-DarkFox-]

Breaking news: 2 Bears 1 Cave to be renamed to "I'll Tell You After We're Done"

[@cag1]

Yeah Bart over does this whole "I'll write it down for you/I'll tell you later" thing

[@ItzMalick]

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[@kellinpatler]

“He’s really good at talking. When you ask him something, he answers you in full sentences.” 😂

[@TrickyBoa]

Lmaooo

[@craigulatorOne]

I like how Tom plays off of Burt's ignorance.🤣🤣🤣

[@trevorschmidt4728]

This has probably been one of the most underrated and most productive podcasts bersh and tam have ever put out. Loved it

[@packermaddenhighlights]

Bert makes dummies feel smart. Thanks bert.

[@ItzMalick]

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[@MikeYTS]

Tom needs to run the podcast so Bert can take it off the rails. Bert starts it off the rails and keeps it there.

[@funnydonor9484]

Bert is insufferable, but Tom running this would put us all to sleep

[@LiveFromMandaree]

Tom does so much shit I kinda think he looks forward to doing these so he can collect a killer check with minimal effort

[@VideoNozoki]

Bert joking around with Lex... hands the phone to Tom... killed the mood. (Bert & Lex): "Is that the best you can do with Russian?!? Was that even Russian?!... Who was born first, Caesar or Jesus? (Oh man, don't do this to me)... No, dinosaurs are real, but the Earth is definitely FLAT, but I think we should talk about this off the air ((I'm laughing))... (Tom & Lex): You're intelligent and don't buy into their nonsense about Bill Gates. Lex:"They're open-minded in a way that is important in society. I think it is important to be open minded and question those in positions of power." Tom: I have a lot of opinions on conspiracy theorists, and they're not very positive. Lex: OK. ((I now know why this show needs _both_ Tom AND Bert.))

[@angusyoung119]

I hate how accurate this is

[@HartJon282]

Tom's been dealing with Bert for longer than we've been watching. They can run the show how they want, lol.

[@teddylite7892]

I love how humble Bart is about his stunning physique

[@ItzMalick]

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[@skyluke9476]

This might be my favorite episode of the podcast ever.

[@fredfreedom3483]

Easy for Bert to say he wants more kids he’s on the road most of the time 😂

[@mcluhanmedia1223]

“Bert is one of those guys that only drinks 3-4 times per week” Even Tom didn’t believe those words as they left his mouth 😅😅

[@shirazchopra5147]

“Jesus did kettlebells” - Tom Segura 🐐

[@EDMTMLFilms]

Tom and Bert talking about things they don't know about is pure comedy.

[@ItzMalick]

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[@juanwerner1490]

“When he talks he answers in full sentences” -Bert 2022😂

[@Monkihater]

Burts eyes when he Heard 1-2 drinks didn’t even hear a week yet 😂😂😂💀💀

[@starcola157]

I’m 99% sure Bert was going to murder his employee when he called him out for the fossil fuel joke. Tom sensed it too 😂

[@ItzMalick]

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[@cavemanvi]

@@ItzMalick boo

[@SatanSupimpa]

I love to see Bert trying to convince himself he is actually an uncomprehended genius.

[@dale1070]

When he said we only know about Julius Ceasar because of Shakespeare....

[@ItzMalick]

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[@greythegandalf4675]

“I want to say something and seem important but I don’t want to take any risks so I’m going to write it down on a piece of paper.” -Burnt Krystler

[@RonJOlsonJr]

Love both Bert and Tom. I am looking forward to Toms project. When he mentioned Horace and Pete I got very excited as I think that was some of the best work CK has done.

[@stephaniefitzsimon1021]

Listening to Bert start to squeak explosively before he laughs is one of the funniest things I've ever witnessed, first-time listener here.

[@christianscacchetti9178]

Her: I bet he’s out there cheating Me: in my parked car listening to Tom and Bert on the misunderstanding of whether the moon is made of green or cream cheese 🌗🍃💨

[@kevinnaughton9597]

"I thought the dinosaurs were like 5,000 years before Jesus" - Bert "I'm really into history" Krishna

[@ItzMalick]

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[@milehighmullet8200]

Mondays suck but atleast I get bart and tim help me through the day

[@Betty-Boop809]

Bad Friends brightens my Monday’s

[@ItzMalick]

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[@doopynoopers3249]

My favorite story is when Brett tells us about the best something he has ever blanked.

[@MBergeron31]

Watching Bert's brain work in real time was truly something to behold.

[@y.b.i.tribepodcast3839]

Nothing’s funnier then two bears talking confidently about something they know nothing about😂

[@grahammcallister7743]

I wonder how Bert would react if someone told him that Cleopatra was closer to the IPhone than the building of the pyramids. She was also before Jesus

[@rileyandersen7346]

"He's really good at talking. When you ask him something, he says the answer like... in a full sentence . - Brett Crystals

[@Tlukewow1]

I could listen to Bert play “before Jesus or after Jesus” for hours 😂

[@williamphelps8550]

Bert is every American I see in Italy. I’m at least glad to hear he didn’t argue with the historian tour guides like a lot of the others do.

[@danners916]

Bert actually got a college degree and thought Julius Caesar was fictional.

[@RedURs6]

Bert is like an old CD player, he gets caught in a loop and repeats himself 5x

[@ScareyBusey]

I love that Tom has to reign Bert in when hes super confident in nonsense.

[@shtzweak]

Bert: “this is a great story, when do I come in?”😂

[@muhammedakbalik4555]

I love the things Bert has been bringing to these podcasts lately like choosing to interview Lex style.

[@tyfoster9349]

The longer I watch these pods the more I wonder how Tom can handle the constant interruptions from Bort

[@b_collins7846]

Yup, gets worse every week.

[@winsalot84]

$$$

[@ItzMalick]

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[@mattburdette1984]

Bert saying I wanna teach her how to spruce up conversation instead of just bailing says alot about love and effort

[@ItzMalick]

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[@andrewmcclone]

That segment talking about Jesus is absolute gold! 😂

[@Mechanic618]

Maybe the most cringe segment ever, and demonstrably ignorant. So about right for Bart.

[@ItzMalick]

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[@elizabethquraishi7843]

I love ❤❤ Bert's high pitch laugh. Cracks me up

[@EE-bm5mc]

I feel like this is the second or third episode they shot that day and they might or might not be drunk and high and just trying to grind through it. The Black Jesus, Dinosaur (Fossil Fuel joke), Moon convos are magic. Also, Tom's exchange with Lex is literally the biggest reason I mess with Tom.