Tackling The Tom Brady Roast w/ Jimmy Carr | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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We're back with another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Tom and Bert are fresh off a gig roasting Tom Brady on Netflix and they tell the story of how they got there and how challenging it was being a last minute addition to the show. Jimmy Carr joins them and offers his more posh take on the festivities as well. They also talk about Nikki Glaser's performance, Rob Gronkowski, the sensibilities of being Irish and English, the joy of comedy, and getting laughs in different languages.
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2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 236
KZbin Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:47 - Talk French To Me
00:04:08 - Fake Italian Guy
00:08:23 - First Meeting Jimmy Carr
00:16:29 - Roast Invitation
00:24:32 - Here's Jimmy
00:24:33 - Roast Of Tom Brady
00:30:49 - Kim Kardashian/Ben Affleck/First Timers
00:49:23 - The Joy Of Comedy
00:57:14 - Nikki Glaser/Audience Performance
01:03:42 - Gronk/Patrice
01:08:31 - Globetrotting For Laughs
01:15:00 - Old School Whites
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[@FrenziedManbeast]

It's so fun watching Jimmy Carr treat Bert the way that a teacher treats that one kid in class that *almost* made the cut for the 'special classes'.

[@Panama_Red]

Bert is the kind of guy that had to ride the short bus but had his trailer home hitched to the back.

[@RCRitterFPV]

@@Panama_Red Bert is totally Rich kid in Florida... Short bus probably towed his jetski.

[@johnforeman634]

As a fan of comedy, when I hear a really off colour joke, like say, a joke about school shootings, I don’t think I’m laughing at the actual joke, I think it’s just simply the fact that he would SAY it that’s funny.

[@Lamont580]

Watching Bert attempt a posh British accent reveals his truly confounding level of stupidity. Watching Bert attempt a posh British accent with complete confidence is roughly as upsetting as deep reflection on global poverty.

[@stevieharter1273]

I was that kid 😂

[@BillyBoy4442002]

"Everyone murders in South Africa" going COMPLETELY over Berts head 😂😂😂

[@MMARLZ]

i wish Jimmy had explained it to him, but at that point (50-plus minutes of Bert asking inane questions and trying to use his broken knowledge of European history that he studied for the first time in his life for) he just wanted to get the heck out of there.

[@XenoGen3sis]

Fuuuuuuuck it went over my head until this comment… FML

[@turnipkupo7263]

@@XenoGen3sis dont worry, this comment shows you are still more self aware than bert lmao

[@willvr4]

To be fair, it could have been taken both literally in a comedic sense or as a joke about the regional murder rate. Tom didn't get it either.

[@damegan123]

@@willvr4 he did, watch again the face he's making, you can see the moment it catches up with him.

[@JanosVids1944]

"You're doing 9 months off in July? He doesn't know how calendars work" Jimmy is a treasure.

[@PNWGoodvibes]

Jimmy is genuinely one of the smartest comedians out there. He never misses.

[@ajordanbrownproduction]

Tom and Bert at the roast was like Dale and Brennan pitching “Prestige World Wide” in Step Brothers

[@user-he1lt3fo9p]

Prestige

[@Bleepbloopblappp]

@@user-he1lt3fo9pworld wide, world world, wide, wide

[@ajordanbrownproduction]

@@user-he1lt3fo9p….world wide wide wide wide

[@tmenzella]

Excellent

[@thomascorker6547]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@popeye697]

Jimmy giving Bert a masterclass in how to tell his own jokes

[@Spo8]

What a moment. Jimmy improved Bert’s joke 5 times in 20 seconds.

[@al77kor11]

He did all his jokes from his new special

[@truthdetector4036]

Bert: "Because I was reading the prompter during his routine.." Jimmy: "We know Bert we saw it happen on TV" 😂

[@Xaer_]

”We soar it”

[@cole.alexander]

that would be soooo frustrating as the comic. i bet tony was annoyed bert stepped on his bit with lip syncing

[@Stickythigh]

This entire appearance just feels like Jimmy politely telling Tim and Bret that they got to comfortable and need to get back out there 🤣 he literally said intervention

[@ryanl3812]

Jimmy's lack of patience for Bert *chefs kiss*

[@Swearengen1980]

"chefs kiss" is a cringe as fuck trend. It's horrible when every woman says it, it's 1000x worse when a guy uses it. Did the balls in your mouth get in the way of your chefs kiss?

[@DanielFinton]

@@Swearengen1980wow you hated that comment more than Bert haters hate people having fun

[@ryanl3812]

@@Swearengen1980 how dare you assume what I identify as

[@Swearengen1980]

@@DanielFinton I'd tell you what I think of people who have have the grammar skills of a 6 year old, but YT threatened to ban me if I use certain words again.

[@littlewigglemonster7691]

​@@Swearengen1980 You are a father? They really just letting anyone breed these days huh.. welp lets pray it doesn't become a school shooter i guess.

[@foodpurposes4730]

Didn’t Tom and Bert do the worst out of every single comedian at the roast?

[@httr94]

Yep.

[@HEIRorERROR]

Yes. I literally just text my girlfriend this thought lol. It's a shame, I dunno man, I dunno if my comedic sensibility is changing or they're falling off.

[@Anderson99999]

It was hard to watch

[@tallonmartin1726]

Very much so, in their defense it’s very difficult to co roast with someone especially while reading off a teleprompter like they had them doing

[@lazarus8447]

I thought the only one who did okay was Tony. Can't stand the guy but he was pretty funny.

[@steveog17]

Tom and Jimmy tolerating drunk Bert through this podcast…plus Jimmy blasting Bert with “jokes” was the absolute best!! 😂

[@marywood2865]

Is that what it was? I don't usually watch this podcast. I do watch a lot of Jimmy Carr on KZbin, especially his show 8 out of 10 Cats and 8 out of 10 cats does countdown. It drove me crazy that Bert kept getting the title wrong. Jimmy also does The Big Fat Quiz, which is always good, too.

[@deaderthendead041]

I didn't get that impression, yes Carr made some fun of bert, It didn't feel mean spirited or like he was impatient though?

[@deaderthendead041]

I didn't get that impression. yes carr It made some fun of bert but, It didn't feel mean spirited or like jimmy was impatient though.

[@saureminenaufseher4820]

​@@deaderthendead041well, I think Carr is not like the us comedians, he doesn't feel the pressure to act like kreischer is soooooo funny. He straight up calls it how it is, not mean spirited, but honest

[@westyn7216]

Wow I LOVE Jimmy. Finally shutting up Bart and roasting him throughout 😅

[@paddington1670]

Bert is insufferable

[@rickyeska1]

Tom got roasted the hardest out of everybody. they straight up acted like he wasn't there

[@GK-qc5ry]

Savage. When Tony ignored him and blocked his view on stage I laughed.

[@Chris-hw4mq]

They need to step up their game worst performance of the roast

[@rickyeska1]

@@Chris-hw4mq Yeah it was legit like some highschool kids coming up mid roast to do a presentation

[@Novice127__]

Didnt find the spot where they talked about it ? ... did tony ignore him because tom was silent at one of his shows? New years or something like that ?

[@Chickennuggets18363]

@@rickyeska1again clown ass they weren’t supposed to be roasting, they knew it would bomb but I guarantee the money was to good

[@knoxy5969]

The fact that jimmy's favourite joke was the one aimed at bert is amazing

[@chriscanavanii9064]

It was one of the best and it was comic on comic and he's sitting right in front of Bert.

[@jjfreedom921]

No tonys was best

[@tylerseese449]

@@chriscanavanii9064debatable, it’s a joke that I’ve already heard multiple times. Nothing fresh.

[@chriscanavanii9064]

@@jjfreedom921 lol which one?

[@chriscanavanii9064]

@@tylerseese449 where and when did you hear that joke? I would love to give the applause to them.

[@echo.messenger]

Who else skipped right to Jimmy?

[@Shonto-jf3dx]

⬆️

[@theomniproject2195]

That’s too funny I just did that then noticed this comment lol

[@kevinmcgrath8310]

I thought it was just me 😂

[@ryefry]

About to!

[@WaxedThighs69]

Should have

[@qwi2311]

This podcast shows the difference between touring comedians like jimmy constantly working on their skills and the special once a year show comedians like Tom and Bert. Jimmy is just another level.

[@OfficiallySmiles]

Tom is not even close to Bert in standup terms. Tom is waaaay above Bert when it comes to comedic talent.

[@wking8]

"I cant remember if my memories are real or not" ~ Hard R Bert

[@lozzzzy]

Charo: bert is fat and racist

[@QuiteAMouthfull]

Hard R doesn’t mean what you think it does

[@wking8]

​@@QuiteAMouthfullI'd say RETARD but KZbin is hard R

[@mikestrom6178]

@@QuiteAMouthfulldon’t you remember? Burnt Chrysler is Americas most racist comic!

[@Retardmaxxin]

@@QuiteAMouthfull it’s a double meaning for Bert. He is highly special needs and highly racist

[@Neild0]

Jimmy being horrible to Bert is my current favourite thing. At <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="2363">39:23</a> when Jimmy is riffing off Bert's story, what an absolute legend

[@coybackus7665]

shows new formula = host a comedian and have them make fun of bert

[@somericanguy]

"hey our podcast is tanking. Everyone hates us now. What should we do?" "Let's renovate the set!"

[@viktorsincic8039]

When my family came to the US they learned English by watching 2 Bears 1 Cave. Today I am 35 and we are homeless.

[@sorryimelijah]

lol

[@Thehomelessathlete]

Really?

[@Thehomelessathlete]

Move to Cali tons of programs to feed yuh get yuh job housing

[@diabolicalgaming4876]

😂😂

[@thesummerhouse1183]

😂😂

[@spireland5]

Forget the roast of Brady. This roast of bert by jimmy carr is amazing. “Does he know what he’s saying”😂😂😂😂

[@misteranderson8369]

The fact that all of this was on the spot and off the top of his head speaks to jimmy’s level of genius, light years beyond 99% of comedians today. This alone should put him in contention for top 20 of all time.

[@shelly6273]

8 out of 10 cats does Countdown , Carrot in a box with Sean Lock is the funniest thing ever 😂

[@zace98]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="2979">49:39</a> "He knows he's saying this, yeah?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jacobiwilson3887]

Bert - "I don't know if my memories are real." Me - Thats very common for alcoholics.

[@JoshBCruz]

😂 Carr's joke; "everybody murders in South Africa.." went over Bert's head 😅

[@mcloggerton9185]

There is an express way over Bert's head

[@AudibleVisibIe]

Bert getting caught on live tv reading other people's jokes on the teleprompter is so fitting 😂

[@AllieSizzle]

Jimmy’s light roast of Bert was soooooo funny

[@16011160]

They think they are not the worst set of the night. Amazing

[@brasselnkhoma7943]

Ben Affleck would beg to differ, he crumbled.

[@vickvinegar6018]

@@brasselnkhoma7943Randy moss was pretty rough too. As much as I am a fan.

[@jackb8598]

⁠@@vickvinegar6018nah Tom and Bert were the worst Randy Moss is a WR and was genuine and Ben Affleck is an actor who went in trying to defend Brady with a vendetta/completely poor joke. Tom and Bert are the ones who are so called comedians and acted like arrogant assholes and were not funny what so ever.

[@mcloggerton9185]

"pro comedians" with a terrible set.

[@vickvinegar6018]

@@jackb8598 I like how you thought you needed to explain that to me. I didn’t say he was the worst just that it was rough as well. Thats just excuses. They all went up to roast (thats why it’s called a roast) and he choked along with the rest you named. I could make the same excuse for Tom and bert. They are stand up comedians and podcasters, not roasters. Comedy is more than just one aspect. But at the end of the day they choked along with Randy’s stuttering ass. Justify it how you want to.

[@realityboost4405]

Massive props for Jimmy big-upping the warm-up, Alonso at 29mins…Shows what a total class guy Jimmy is.

[@danieldrkness7489]

Jimmy roasting Bert is the only reason why i watched this shit pod.thanks jimmy

[@mcloggerton9185]

That's why I'm here

[@63Lazarou]

Me too

[@beanzieobeanz2955]

like you apparently, big fan of Jimmy but sometimes both embarrassed and offended by what the algorithm gives me - this shite has followers?

[@SupremeOracle]

Holy crap!! When does jimmy come out!? I'm 5 mind deep & I'm about to take a bath bomb with toasters

[@clicheguevara5282]

Jimmy calling out Bert for mouthing the words to Tony's bit. Lmao

[@Utahutes6969]

“Everybody murders in South Africa” went right over Burt’s head.

[@Yamaraj69]

Came here to say this....

[@ItsBugtronic]

I feel like Burt is rewatching this interview on 1/2 speed just to catch all of Jimmy's jokes. 😂

[@ExileOnDaytonStreet]

A lot of things go over his head

[@johnlocke9437]

Tom was about to say "he didn't get it" but stopped himself 😂

[@philthepainter]

💯

[@knox8113]

"I was going to enquire as to your reading age. You're coming along." 😂😂😂😂

[@BraunActual]

Bert communicating with Jimmy is the equivalent of your uncle communicating with an alien.

[@WOEisMeADHD]

Hearing Bert say “6 out of 8 cats” is fucking hilarious if you’re from the UK 😂

[@gavinlocke800]

8outta10 we love it here in South Africa.........so it was propa funny too

[@semihazah0352]

From the US and I love 8 out of 10 cats, countdown version as well, also love would I lie to you. Edit because I wrote it backwards lol

[@Qurisx]

He started at 6 out of 8, went to 8 or 9 and then we finally got to the right one lol

[@cmount7655]

Did you know 6 out of 10 cats still don’t know Israel did 9/11, and took out JFK? Wild…

[@dakotatotten5355]

@@cmount7655 my friend car told me in his jimmy while showing me the Epstein cell footage

[@axelmj5347]

My favourite part of the roast was when they we’re making constant fun off bert and no one mentioned tom 😂

[@Sid00077]

Tony stopped when it was Tom's turn😂

[@Pranav-rp8wi]

That's the best combo. Bert has insecurities about his body/looks & his 'talent'.. while Tom fears irrelevance..

[@SolbladeX]

​@@Pranav-rp8wi😂😂

[@thingsnexttome]

Salty salty, Bert only has a career because of what Tom has taught him. You guys think Tom is so sad because people weren’t talking to/about him, that’s his exact preference, he didn’t want to be there in the first place. That’s just his personality, sorry he’s better than all of us poor fucks

[@tylerseese449]

@@thingsnexttomeJesus Christ do you suck tommy boy off too?

[@suzys735]

Jimmy is naturally funny and witty… unlike the other 2

[@gogreen8173]

“Everyone murders in South Africa 🤔” went right over Burt’s massive head.. 😂

[@icetech6]

Jesus.. Jimmy made that burger bit 10x better in 30 seconds...

[@cpreid]

That was incredible tbh

[@paddington1670]

astounding

[@Rallylabs]

It’s as if Jimmy is one of the best joke writers on earth and Bert is just a podcaster.

[@philorndorff2294]

I have always liked Jimmy Carr, but his roasting Bart so effortlessly and Bart didn’t understand half of it was great, Jimmy is brilliant.

[@markmurphy7427]

Bart Simpson?

[@null6634]

​@@markmurphy7427 To be fair, I don't think Bert knows how to correctly spell "Bert" either.

[@mavenfrankeus7287]

Bert asking Jimmy about Oliver Cromwell... I am still on the floor...

[@DoneganStephen]

Jimmy riffing on Bert's In and Out experience is such an indication of how he's so clever and professional, so funny (39 minute mark ish)

[@erictrapp9454]

Bert trying to sound introspective is killin me. Lol

[@Hannah82271]

I know lol

[@Gunline_Chief]

Tom and Bert were death by PowerPoint in human form.

[@Chickennuggets18363]

Yep it’s over with, they even said they were going to bomb, they weren’t supposed to be roasting

[@x-morones2330]

So, you didn't listen to the podcast you commented on. 🙃

[@Gunline_Chief]

@@x-morones2330 sure did. This one was actually tolerable once JC was on. I’ve seen some cringe worthy moments by both. But the roast, oooof, that was definitely the worse. And I’m a huge fan of T-Bunz!

[@23gobears]

​@@Gunline_Chief your comments infer otherwise though. Smh. Sending hate.

[@Gunline_Chief]

@@23gobears but is the hate from Australia?

[@iamjvckpot]

8 out of 10 cats gets uploaded to youtube regularly and is still running today.

[@pegm5937]

Jimmy Carr killed this!

[@luckme2752]

Funniest man alive 😂

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Tom and Bert were the pee break 😂

[@noomade]

yeah they were pretty shit

[@steveengell614]

💯

[@L0STV1K1NG96]

They aren’t roasters.

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

@L0STV1K1NG96 Neither were 90% of people who went up.

[@marlonjennings2093]

Roasts are exhausting. A few good jokes alongside an hour of cringey shite and reworked street jokes. Anyone that can enjoy that format is an idiot and any comic that excels in that format is a dated hack

[@allanwatson3550]

Tom needs a shock collar for Bert - Tom was actually having a good interview with Jimmy while Jimmy was roasting the shit outa Bert on the side - watching this u could tell by the look on Jimmies face he meant every one of those zingers 🤣

[@grwebb3]

Jimmy giving Bert the business we all want to 😂

[@jasonlloyd3335]

Bert casually loses all his Canadian audience in 10 seconds.

[@mcloggerton9185]

Bert has fans?

[@blackdysfunction8260]

First 2 bears I've watched in like a year. Jimmy Carr is awesome.

[@eurotriper]

When we finally do the roast of Bert, Jimmy needs an extended set. Holy shit 😂

[@joshcxa]

There already is a roast of Bert.

[@aussieintexas61]

i love how jimmy always talks up other comedians. always respectful to the people who ply his trade.

[@garrisjones7476]

“A month is the longest you can take off in July”. 😂😂 I was not aware of how quick and hilarious Jimmy Carr is. He had so many great moments in this “and there we go- watching the penny drop in the slowest of possible motions… when you don’t even get the joke about being a moron…?” 😂😂😂

[@impoundedkota]

I could watch Jimmy destroy Bert for hours, it's soo good.

[@tiffanyward3169]

Tom doesn’t look too happy with jimmy’s punches at Bert but Jimmy isn’t lying. He’s just saying everything everyone else wants to say.

[@grwebb3]

Bert looked like a mouth breather up there reading the teleprompter to himself 😂

[@BennjkSyd]

Bert bringing up Oliver, in a desperate hope to seem like he has a single brain cell was so fucking painful

[@mcloggerton9185]

Exactly

[@8chicagotypewriter8]

Hey jimmy I woke up hungover to the history channel at 3am and just learned this thing!

[@j.erniewelsh8621]

These guest shows with both guys are reinvigorating my interest. Love it.

[@mystery1932]

Jesus Christ I’ve never seen the funny suck out of the room faster than when Bart asked about Oliver Cromwell. Thank god jimmy got it back on track

[@100000zombies]

I thought it was interesting

[@tacotruck2595]

@@100000zombieswell you’re wrong

[@MexicanJesus1998]

I understand how Tom can be Bert’s friend. We all have that one friend we’ve just been friends for too long 😂

[@AudibleVisibIe]

Good old bert sucking the air out of the room with an Oliver Cromwell reference

[@jamesmoseley6658]

Jimmy Carr as a guest is always a must see podcast.

[@MrJayehawk]

He's a quality guest.

[@happydonutfarts6235]

Nice change in set, Bears. The last one looked like what a corner of White Castle would be on the Death Star.

[@ryanshea73]

“Everything about you says ‘above ground pool’” 🤣💀

[@theBeardedOx]

This was amazing, it’s Tom interviewing Jimmy, while Jimmy roasts Burt.

[@paddy789]

"I sense un-education", I'm dying🤣

[@cent-kz2ti]

Bert saying "thank you" after Jimmy said he likes long comedy bits explains Bert to a T.

[@filthyfrank.5]

He was joking bro lmao went right over ur head

[@1LadyM7]

I thought he said that sarcastically

[@jakedummy]

Tom must be getting pretty strong carrying Bert for all these years

[@jayjason2517]

It feels like Jimmy is roasting Bert. 😂

[@Anderson99999]

Your roast segment sounded like you were learning to read

[@Wanderlei10]

I can listen to Jimmy Carr shit on Bert all day long!

[@joedougherty4324]

Two really talented comedians…and Bert.

[@Bears84]

Tom's funny. Jimmy's on a different planet. Levels above.

[@confusedcowboy6342]

The way most of jimmy’s jokes just fly over Bert’s head is hilarious. Bert not getting the “everybody kills in South Africa” thinking he means killing on stage was so funny

[@willysald25]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="3431">57:11</a> Burp not listening, just waiting for his turn to talk 😂

[@azhunt]

100%

[@beefcakethegolfer]

Didn't even hear the jab from Jimmy

[@michaelgrizzell9104]

The way Jimmy roasts Bert, almost the whole video kills me 😂 I love how witty he is, but Jimmy's laugh is still the funniest thing about him. Call him the butcher, because he slaughters.😅

[@Brenden_Hayles]

The fact that Jimmy is low key roasting Bert has to be payback from Bert trying to do Jimmy's accent

[@bernieadams10]

There was nothing low key about him roasting Bert.

[@JoeyCapuana]

Jimmy Carr sitting on bert any time he could is the best day of my life

[@heavymetalprogrammer]

Jimmy needs to be on every episode just to roast Bart

[@marywilson5578]

Bert being drunk, bloated & constantly interrupting gets old. I bet its exhausting being his friend.

[@23gobears]

Yet here you are...🤔 Make that make sense.

[@harryfromaustralia657]

​​@@23gobears gee i dunno maybe watching Bert get roasted? What are you talking about

[@mcloggerton9185]

In here for Jimmy

[@lucasmcdowell9360]

Bro this is the BERT show fym lol

[@jobymahon2871]

I love how bert casually invites himself into the family and Tom shoots him down like the good man he is

[@GerritCoulter]

Jimmy Carr runs this conversation like. a G. Dude could have a top podcast if he wanted, but he's too busy getting booked on everything around the world. He's the real deal.

[@g3rehmann718]

Jimmy Carr is on a completely different level than Bert. I mean talk about going over his head!!! lmao

[@AHappySpace]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="76">1:16</a> "crowd loved when I did spanish by the way" Crowd: 🤐😴😴

[@scottvangilder8297]

Jimmy riffing of the hamburger story killed me

[@ddunnguard7746]

Jimmy Carr is borderline genius. His study and interpretation of history and religion is spot on target. His younger brother Allen Carr had a show called “Chatty Man.” Adele became ordained so she could marry Allen to his husband . They are an incredibly interesting family. 🇺🇸🇨🇱

[@shelly6273]

Hahahaha

[@Jimboslice35]

Looking forward to the PowerPoint presentation roasting yourselves on the roast guys 🫶

[@stephencook1666]

I wishhhh but you know Tommy he can't even handle a loss to burt in a game of tennis ......

[@--_V_--]

Jimmy just ripped Bert a new asshole LOL

[@schweber10]

And he didn't even know it

[@freschey]

I would love to see Bert on a Big Fat Quiz of 2024 episode. Bert paired with Richard Ayoade would be so great to watch!

[@RaineJT]

This episode should be labeled "Jimmy Carr: The Roast of Bert Kreischer"

[@joebreakerx]

1 minute in and this fucking tik tok has interrupted Tom 300 times

[@neighborbruce]

Glad to see Slappy from Goosebumps is making a comeback

[@Duffaluff]

Deep cut

[@datping7377]

Sick reference dude!

[@PeterChowchow]

Nailed that deep cut bro

[@CanadianFinancePro]

Great reference.

[@clicheguevara5282]

I didn't think I'd see an RL Stine reference today, but I'm glad I did.

[@jasonlloyd3335]

If you took a drink everytime a joke or burn went over Berts head youd be pissed in minutes.

[@deedook4736]

if it wasnt for the horrific performance... i wouldnt know segura was at the roast lmaooo..... i love how hinchliff blocked him from the camera.

[@jadenlife]

How many times have you posted this now?

[@davidstenner3136]

Wait a minute are they giving themselves a pat on the back for how good they did

[@Panama_Red]

That's not what I picked up on. Just two bears talking about how much fun they had. They're more aware of how the bit landed than we are.

[@23gobears]

They literally explained that they did a bit Netflix asked them to do. How can you be this ignorant. Sending all the hate to you sir.

[@grahamwalden2867]

​@Panama_Red they literally were trying to trash Kim Kardashian and she was better than them.

[@Panama_Red]

@@grahamwalden2867 Were you drunker than Bert while listening? All three of them gave her respect for doing it and complimented her set.

[@jadenlife]

​@@grahamwalden2867 You're sad and wrong

[@lezmuz4105]

Can understand Bernt saying "6 out of 8 cats" by mistake but to follow up after seeing it with "8 out of 10 cats, I was right" ffs 😂 real life Homer Simpson but no where near as lovable

[@GarbageGarageInc]

Straight up thinking the Homer Simpson line lol

[@jasonlloyd3335]

I thought the same thing.

[@lofttm969]

Bert not knowing what a French Canadian is within the first two minutes. Convinced his perception of them is correct and the entire culture is just lying about what their primary language is. This is gonna be a banger.

[@subliminalvibes]

Jimmy dissected Brent's brain like a peyote trip.