Ep. 18 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

[@benw2119]

Is there anything better than Tom's partial sentences when the show starts???

[@EvanSaltare]

Bert's incredibly racist responses.

[@HoratioVelveteen-nl5kw]

My favorite is from Ep 5 😂

[@murph7421]

Weird how Bert's always saying some crazy racist shit right before the show starts.

[@donmega2642]

@@HoratioVelveteen-nl5kw you can't just say that and leave us hanging, we can't all remember and we're not gonna go back to episode 5 to check so just tell us what it was

[@RememberThisBrand]

Just have to remind people that Kobe dies the world mourns, on Twitter you see “Trump Not Kobe” and everyone threatens death to any who disrespect Kobe....Rush Limbaugh just got diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer and Twitter explodes in celebration. Ari was 100% right, Hollywood liberals tell you who you must mourn or else, while they wish painful death to any conservative out there.

[@captainpackage7]

I just found out about the show and am catching up. Hearing Bert say "This year is going to be the best year of my life" hits a little differently in July than I'm sure it did in February. Hopefully over the next 20 episodes he's still having a good time.

[@juliamariacoromac3719]

I was just about to comment this hahaha

[@Jonglohn]

I thought the same thing. They were excited for the year and little did they know. This year is the absolute worst year I’ve experienced in my 24 years.

[@Coentjemons]

Its november now.....Still not getting better

[@notbatman1390]

Welp, I have some news; and it's not that great 👀

[@matthewwimpey7220]

Boy shit is still fu*ked 😂

[@GuinessHangover]

Bert: "Every time before a show I sit in the shower..." "Sit in the swimming pool" There, fixed it for you.

[@Ramboskates85]

GuinessHangover now he has the ice tub

[@GapedCeiling]

we were looking at a house with an indoor pool the other day and i turned to the realtor and said "this is a nice Bert sized bathtub"....she didnt know what the fuck i was talking about

[@magos_0083]

WookedoutLINK you’re funny yo! 😂

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

@@GapedCeiling awesome! Hahaha

[@nickdaboii]

@@GapedCeiling cringe

[@2m7b5]

This is honestly one of the most enjoyable podcasts out there right now. I wish I had a friendship like theirs.

[@miserableoutcast]

Bort Just here to say that KEN Mode fucking rules

[@billhamilton6293]

Ari is an outdoor cat with indoor cat friends.

[@Bobojanglesbo]

Bill Hamilton this is an apt perspective

[@jakedonald7934]

Nailed it

[@Nickscrazylips]

Ari = ICBM w/nuclear payload Ari's friends = Bryan Silva saying "GRATATA"

[@jenniferjohnson1221]

That’s what the guys said on the Bonfire

[@mariahrfordays1988]

He is a straggly stray

[@_Nahturally]

Control room laughing always kills me

[@Bobojanglesbo]

_ Nahturally nadav is the third bear

[@JessicaSmith-yg9cn]

Blueban has THE BEST laugh. I love him.

[@haleywright2264]

They should do an episode with nadav at the table so we get the full volume of the laugh

[@DekkarJr]

Its one of the best things about Your Moms House network! :D

[@mikelong3460]

Control room laughter is a laugh track for podcasts. Its literally the reason I dont do YMH. 🗑

[@JesusIzAPunkRocker]

"I wouldn't say it's funny what happened to Ari. I think he kind of got in his own way." LMAO Tom was so quick and smooth jumping on that opportunity

[@Johnwilliams-th9hq]

Bert talks more fondly about bar tenders than his own kids

[@OGWhinnyBaby29]

Sir Tommy Bunns is possibly my favorite comic. I still watch Completely Normal every now and then. One of the best specials ever.

[@JessicaSmith-yg9cn]

Chris C. He’s in my top 5 but the others are legends. 1. Chappelle. 2. Rickey Gervais. 3. Eddie 4. Katt 5. Tommy Bunz.

[@JessicaSmith-yg9cn]

Actually Tommy is tied with Burr.

[@OGWhinnyBaby29]

@@JessicaSmith-yg9cn Nice, Jessica. Rad

[@callumwells]

Honestly, I'm just surprised Bert isn't in Blackface. Well done man, really proud of you. #complimentbert

[@glassboxfish]

Callum Wells I’m glad Bert held in his racial insults during Chinese New Year! #complementbert

[@timelineenjoyer]

There was a white Jehovah’s Witness kid at my school who almost did blackface for class when we were supposed to present as our idols and his was Kobe Bryant. They stopped him and he just dyed his red hair black. Was weird as shit.

[@shaan702]

Kberiotwhn Be nice to that kid. It’s gotta be shitty being raised in a cult that so disconnects you from modern culture that you think black face is appropriate. If you can have his back and help him socialize he will be better for it and so will you.

[@jonsorensen94]

I got so excited that IM HAVING CHEST PAINS

[@rayn_0ff]

hope your telescope is fine

[@hunterkaimi]

Take some Tylenol, you should start feeling better EHHHHHHHH around 8, 8:30

[@larurentius]

So is bert

[@herpallday1284]

BIKES

[@biglicker4473]

If youre unemployed you need multivitamins

[@eranthebaron]

I love learning and growing, and am often proud of myself when I learn new things. Retocked is now part of my vernacular and I could not be more proud of myself

[@charleeriverbear5153]

The lady saying "knikkers" on live TV is Brent's Chrysler's all time favorite moment ..it's his ring tone

[@j_eezus_christ_bro_chill]

That'd be an awesome text tone, link me?

[@BarryFromEastenders]

Who's Brent

[@death2boredom338]

I honestly heard "knakers", didn't even hear an "I" let alone a "g".

[@SonnyTheCat00]

Jabarr Reid she clearly said the n word, you are deaf lol. I think she did it on accident but she definitely said “knickers” combining lakers and Knicks... which makes so sense so it was the n word

[@death2boredom338]

@@SonnyTheCat00 I hope you realize that's pretty freaking offensive to call someone deaf over a little difference in vowel recognition. Guess I have to remind you that people's sensory organs do perceive things differently at times. That's what causes misunderstandings and even things like the black or yellow dress.

[@Derek_Keenan]

It’s gonna look weird when Bert is still going shirtless with those big liver transplant and triple bypass scars.

[@SteveCossaboom]

People hear Bert has a heart attack: "Yep that makes sense, considering his general diet and behaviour."

[@Trevorc159]

Steve Cossaboom sounds like what Joe would say on his podcast talking about the article 😂

[@eirik5568]

Behaviour is that a French red wine? 😅

[@mypositivepurpose8198]

Maybe Ari on Dr Drew after dark so we can see what goes on in that reptiles brain

[@mariahrfordays1988]

My positive purpose oh my gosh. Top comment, you’re brilliant

[@nimimerkillinen]

Drew is annoying

[@lenapauline8634]

YES

[@gabeshedd]

That's actually a great idea.

[@mandihollingsworth182]

😂🤣

[@jonathanpurpera1753]

This is such a great show man, I wish I had a friend😂😂😂

[@royeaston6067]

I'll be your friend.

[@goodtimesrkillinme1]

This... May I join said friendship as well?

[@JohnBehrens118]

I'm here for the gang bang

[@jonathanpurpera1753]

@ lmao

[@jonathanpurpera1753]

@@royeaston6067 thanks bro I appreciate that. (Friendship engaged) Let me borrow 20 bucks till tomorrow 😆

[@ill_finity]

I really hope they add a segment of Bert impressions, maybe have him read ads as different characters/cartoons/historical figures. I just need more. 1:16:41 that head shake he does to get into character kills me.

[@chrisashey2122]

Literally out loud say "YAYY" everytime I see a new podcast out

[@Bobojanglesbo]

Chris Ashey same, but I just say it on the inside

[@brandontruby6366]

Hands down my favorite. Joe has more quality content but these are the conversation's I have with my friends

[@jaw1489]

"We're not suppose to say who it is", *does recognizable impression of who it is*

[@Financified2]

I'm so curious who was it

[@jaw1489]

@@Financified2 Sebastian Maniscalco

[@Financified2]

@@jaw1489 Aah thanks

[@jcw231]

Gotta be Sebastian right?

[@sumguy8]

Skip ads 5:40

[@michealburns8017]

Thank you 😊

[@ElfRightsActivist]

you're the real champ

[@jesse7157]

This made me turn into a telescope

[@andylordy177]

Thanks

[@sumguy8]

@@andylordy177 Of course!

[@calgarywild3788]

I’m glad I found this podcast at episode 1 instead of finding it with a 100 episodes under their belt.

[@taylorwyatt333]

use the dam tv in the background to show the video clips that the bears are watching

[@bleepdupdupbloop6777]

I think most of the stuff they’ve watched wouldn’t be allowed on KZbin

[@KorbeKGaming]

Someone doesnt understand YT copyright strikes. 🤷‍♂️

[@MNewsTime]

That’s why we needem on Spotify

[@supremebuffalo6322]

@@KorbeKGaming what does the clip at 47:36 have to do with copyright strikes? They could watch it on a projector on the moon, I think it's still Bert's footage 🤔🤣

[@KorbeKGaming]

@@supremebuffalo6322 "most of the stuff they've watched". I wasn't referring to JUST a clip of Bert's footage. They watch A LOT of stuff that isn't their content to share, and showing us what they're watching MOST OF THE TIME would result in a YT copyright issue. That's why a blanket statement like the one I responded to saying "use the TV in the background to show us what they're watching" is a copyright thing. Context dude. Context.

[@SteveCossaboom]

Oh, Bert doing his "Japanese Schoolgirl giggle" while saying "Holocaust" is gonna be on a viral clip!

[@sarazimmer1450]

Bert smiling ear to ear talking about Ari is the best.

[@shanemeyer7989]

Bert: "When you party your blood gets dirt in it." Sounds like something Hitler would say.

[@boogiewoogiebearboy]

Shane Meyer More like Fed Smoker

[@alexanderjeromewhite2380]

Hi hitlerrr

[@alaintavakoli4573]

🤣🤣

[@iliketurtles1253]

Bert definitely wrote that tweet about Ari's father

[@esefool2410]

Tyler Desjardins what tweet?

[@skdncbdjsjxbdb]

what did it say?

[@iliketurtles1253]

13:25

[@Darkhare33]

I swore I commented on this and it's gone

[@whealler100]

I think it was micheal Rappaport

[@Act1veSp1n]

Ari - a habitual line stepper.

[@a.k.4o]

As the the limos pulling away. My brother is more compassionate than me . Man Ari Really needs help. Yo we just gave him some help . Bust his ass . He ain't gonna do that shit again . WRONG!

[@mitchellnewman9670]

@@a.k.4o what???

[@nietzschesno-things523]

more like a habitual desperate mediocre comic

[@a.k.4o]

They never should of gave you n¡ggas money. You can get a new couch . What I'm I gonna do about my leeeegs

[@chrisbuehler6868]

@@a.k.4o you're the real mvp for these comments. And if you don't get the reference you're not a comedy fan

[@jopo7996]

Last time I was this early, Ari Shaffir was still handing a glass of water to a helicopter pilot.

[@TheStealthyPyro]

Jo Po this deserves more likes

[@bizzybone1950]

oof

[@FranktheBunny]

F

[@keiferpousson2626]

I wish i could like this 100 times

[@theogbunn7672]

Holy shit, this wins best comment of the year so far.

[@jessetafel]

“Holy cow Cinderella”, he had two sleeping Disney Princesses to pick from and still said the wrong one

[@nirvanakamala2809]

Jesse Tafel I thought he said holy cow syndrome for a sec

[@shanemchugh6471]

Because he’s absolutely fried his brain. I wouldn’t doubt if he actually meant “Rip Van Winkle”.

[@jessetafel]

He definitely refuses to watch Princess and the Frog

[@Josh-bz9hv]

Well Tom is definitely going on tour with Sebastian!

[@JessicaSmith-yg9cn]

Josh if that’s true, I’m getting tickets so fast.

[@glassboxfish]

Josh lmao Tom said not to say anything, two seconds later Bert is doing the same impression he does for Sebastian every other episode

[@gabeshedd]

I can't stand Sebastian ... that's a bummer.

[@markdec]

It might be D'elia. They have the same agent.

[@JSwole]

@@markdec Definitely D'elia

[@CadChamberlain]

This entire podcast is just Tom trying to get Bert to say something that could be easily edited

[@StephenKyle91]

Cad Chamberlain & I love it lol

[@alexanderjeromewhite2380]

Lmfao that's hilarious

[@Rclay0129]

Dude that the whole podcast.

[@jesse7157]

Lol TMZ didnt print Bert's heart attack article.

[@sj205]

Yet..

[@heavy7299]

He’s always been full of himself

@Ben yeah just like the machine

[@ethans.4929]

Jesse Richards tmz has never reported on anything Bert has done. Bert isn’t as famous as he thinks he is lol

[@_Spacecraft]

@Ben I mean his manager or whoever pretty much confirmed they talked with TMZ about it.

[@ryancapell4319]

Only reason Bert doesn’t have indigenous teeth is because they were knocked out with a baseball bat as a kid. The dentist gave him the settlers teeth.

[@Pailgingerman]

Wow bro. . Fucking wow

[@OldManOfTheForest]

Hahahahha

[@benjaminfox903]

Where’s the cocaine episode? We’re waiting!

[@mattblackburn31]

Benjamin Fox I want them to smoke crack but rails every few minutes would be funny too’

[@freeway9437]

I just said that shit

[@ruggerosmith1167]

You can do coke and watch at home. I guess that could make any episode of anything a cocaine episode.

[@rogerwilco1777]

Tom cant even handle a wimpy '10mg' edible from Joey Diaz.. He needs to pop about 12 to 15 benadryl 1st before he can hang with the Cool Guys

[@henkiedebomb]

TMZ is waiting too apparently

[@jordanjae]

The things I put up with to hear more tom.

[@-J-A-M-]

I feel like there’s more than a splash of milk in Tom’s coffee....that poor barista.

[@sj205]

Feel?

[@breal7074]

I thought I was the only psycho thinking “Tom’s coffee doesn’t look like it has a “splash” of milk in it. Looks like Bert’s coffee is way darker.” 😂😂

[@codemanrose]

I know, that barista is just tying to feed her kids but instead giving all the baby food to Tom's coffee.

[@xThePsychoNautx]

I believe he has a splash of coffee in his milk.

[@ethans.4929]

Bert always just dominates the conversations and makes everything about him

[@CadChamberlain]

Этхан Савой yes and?

[@chadwarden593]

Coincidence Rogan had Daryl Davis on? I smell an intervention. (not for his alcoholism)

[@austinarnold155]

It's about time. Bert is one of the most notorious grand wizards in the country, Daryl is coming for that hood.

[@DekkarJr]

rofl for his racism >?? LOOOOOOL

[@RockWithAnnabell]

8:45 ari talk

[@halhal2592]

Thanks dude

[@johnyian2653]

Legend

[@brownkid256]

Cheers Rob

[@Goldmaze145]

Thanks g

[@xandercrosby92]

Thank you!

[@franklinprichard9151]

Knowing this podcast will be out by the time I get off work helps me get through mondays

[@Opelel88]

I can only dream of having a buddy like that... You two are killing me. Love you!

[@gonzodelphiki2083]

Damn, 18 episodes in already?? I really wish it was a weekly show like during October. Love the show!

[@av542]

I don't care what anyone says Mostly Stories is Tom's best special

[@kjcorder]

i love watching all of them in marathon format ordered by release date

[@Omar-Mukhtar82]

Definitely. Mostly stories is Tom’s Illmatic.

[@nathanestrada5967]

This needs more likes. And yeah I totally agree

[@stevenhargraves7144]

They should call this podcast 'Most of a Story', because Burmt is guaranteed to interject before Tom gets through a whole story

[@av542]

@@nathanestrada5967 i havent watched it in a while if its still on netflix i'll be watching it tonight

[@michaelpipkin9942]

Tom plays Bert like a fiddle. Its like Bert is trying to drive but Tom gently turns the wheel until Bert is completely off the road.

[@jackfrost9359]

Michael Pipkin VaJLo bit is a perfect example

[@josesoto7244]

Omg! 😭😂 starting at 8:20 I literally almost pissed mysely crying laughing! This podcast is GOLD 👌🏼 I like how y’all joked about the situation but also addressed it properly good stuff

[@dumbguymoviereview1644]

Pod shoud be called, I Can't Talk about This! With Bert and Tom!

[@volc0m842]

blueban always cracks me up dying of laughter in the back

[@icecoldchilipreppers]

I love that they always line bert up with the shirtless photo of himself.

[@fatumschy]

M H It’s hard to admit how much time I’ve spent staring at a racist fat gut.

[@icecoldchilipreppers]

@@fatumschy 😂😂 so true

[@josephchestang9942]

Berts hat game is always on point

[@coltc5378]

Hey Bert, you have great eyelashes!

[@mmccolloch24]

Bert's outlook on life is inspirational. Love that guy.

[@angelique_cs]

Bert talking about his Pilates doing wife not having core strength is the height of irony

[@KrikZ32]

but he has the mickey mantle gene. Ya know mickey mantle right? He's the guy who talked about being, physically, completely ruined by his 40s.

[@angelique_cs]

@@KrikZ32 LOL true true

[@MrMartena56]

Lmao at Bert literally revealing Tom’s tour partner when he was specifically told not to

[@A.I.R.2016]

Who else had to stop and google aris tweets? I love that they're all such good friends no matter what ...solid...

[@steven99191]

I listen to/watch a lot of podcasts, but this show is far and away my favorite. Never stop boys, love it.

[@SkylerGrahamHenry]

Brent has a really clean car and cool shoes

[@TommyGetTheJewels]

The guy in the background howling has me in tears laughing...😂😂😂😂

[@BlakeShake4]

Slowly becoming my go to podcast.

[@generalpanzershrek3547]

Bert: "This is gunna be the greatest year of my life" 2020: AHAHHAHA

[@DaveStarr100.3]

Hard work increases your chances for a lucky break. Then, when you get that break, hard work is there again to back it up, so it doesn't fizzle. You can get a lucky break without hard work, but a history of hard work will put you in a better position to exploit it. 👍

[@adrianwhitten4343]

That's exactly what Bert is saying, just yours was way WAY smarter

[@DaveStarr100.3]

@@adrianwhitten4343 😂😂 cheers!

[@malcolmaustin1247]

Thankfully there are still folks out there like Bert that are humble and grateful for their lucky break. Unfortunately there are far more folks out there like Tom that fault their "hard work & talent" for their success and refuse to accept the truth of LUCK. It's one of the many negative symptoms of self righteousness. It's traits like this that make Tom an unlikable person, although he is deeply talented and remarkably hilarious, I would be willing to wager my life's earnings that if given the chance, fans would MUCH RATHER enjoy the company of Bert over Tom. Bert is someone you can imagine meeting at a bar and having a drink with. Surely Tom is the personality champ when compared to his wife, but if we were to be brutally honest, Bert is the MVP personality champ compared to Tom.

[@honestinsincerity2270]

"I believe in luck more than hard work" may be the wisest thing Berts ever said.

[@paulmayon8821]

Great video pod when you 2 are texting to each other and talking in code. Riveting stuff

[@mandihollingsworth182]

Dude you 2are my liquid Prozac for my mind and Spirit. Like for real😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@gerardoaguinagatorres479]

JUST FEATHERIN' IT BORTHERR!!

[@Bobojanglesbo]

Gerardo Aguiñaga Torres ya gotta get it hot

[@BadTitan1330]

Best PodCast show ever! NEVER STOP DOING THIS POD!

[@shooglechic]

Been waiting for another daggum podcast to listen to as I sit through another round of chemo.

[@whitegoodman1133]

God Bless you and Good luck! I'll make sure to say a prayer for you. My little brother had leukemia when he was only 3 and I watched him go thru that for 4 years. So now I donate to cancer research funds whenever possible. But you got this! Stay up!

[@infinitelovelightenergy8586]

Sending LOVE TO YOU! 🦋💜♾♥️🦋

[@carynmartin6053]

Wow, shitty. Hang in there, dude. Wishing you all the best

[@troyyoung3087]

sorry to hear that...much love from New Zealand...I hope burt takes his shirt off for you

[@zlatanibrahimovic5746]

Godspeed!

[@MikeEDavis]

Podcasts of real friends make for the best entertainment! Thanks Tom & Bert & Crew!!! Edit: Tom should totally do the ads 😂

[@BayernMunchenFan11]

Bert saying Ohio being his favorite state unironically is prolly the funniest thing he said.,

[@fatmunch6318]

I love watching Tom and Bart show each other words I can’t see

[@jennacryan]

Bert: "I would argue it's below 32 degrees" Science: "Nope"

[@ghoulsarefree]

High school: "PV ~T liquid water sure can be

[@honestinsincerity2270]

That whole "scientific" explanation was great. Good ol Blart

[@mintyfone]

But water can be colder than 32 degrees

[@thebaseballer5]

@@ghoulsarefree Technically, yes it can. But not at ambient pressure, you have to be at high pressures. At ambient temperature and pressure, ice water is always 32 degrees F exactly. Yay triple points.

[@ghoulsarefree]

@@thebaseballer5 low pressure

[@Bloodyknukelzz]

The fuck is a Settlers Lung? 😂😂😂 I love that guy 👏👏👏

[@gonzodelphiki2083]

Bert: I really miss Carl Tom: Soooo, here are my upcoming dates!!

[@Scagtatious]

I love love love this podcast. From the moment it starts I have a continuous grin/smile on my face

[@TheKomodian]

If it weren't for Netflix I wouldn't be watching any of these podcasts. I discovered Bert and Joe and Ari through these podcasts because of Netflix actually

[@tedwerd2561]

Berts alarm going off filled me with violent rage every time.

[@anthonymorse8903]

"I would argue it's below 32 degrees"

[@saebahsuproc]

Such a trip that Tom knows who esoteric is. I'm a hardcore hip hop head. I was listening to esoteric in the early 2000s when I first started rapping. Makes me like Tom so much more. I wish we were friends in real life, he would like me. I could be his stunt double too, I'd take a bullet for you Thomas!

[@luluck81]

Hi! Do you know what song were they referring to?

[@murdey]

Today is a blessed day

[@GingerLeigh737]

Love their friendship/connection 😊

[@stoicsmile_]

I’m depressed about Kobe too, and I don’t even watch Baseball.. Piss on me, beat me.

[@daledodge40]

Thought he was the touchdown leader....?

[@bcmstfilms]

Didn’t Callen say this on TFATK?

[@stoicsmile_]

Scott Harker No idea, I don’t listen to that trash. My jeans are too high and tight 👖.

[@SHACOBES123]

Try it out

[@russianbot3002]

@@bcmstfilms he said he doesn't know Ari lol

[@mandihollingsworth182]

Dude the guy laughing in the back ground is priceless 🤣

[@fordveghte8746]

Omg when They made fun of ari I was crying 😂😂😂

[@davidsteppe9882]

Bert’s impressions on this show are so effing hilarious!

[@IBProfane]

Love seeing Czarface get love! Eso, Deck & 7L been grinding for years making dope projects. 🎤💀

[@BIGGELATO]

Just realized at 0:37 Tom wiggling his finger on Berts belly 😂😂😂😂😂

[@a.k.4o]

Bert's teeth are on point today. Did he get them whitened? He also looks way skinnier then Tim . He must work out

[@scottschiess1440]

AK 4o hi burnt chrysler

[@BostonBlues]

57:30 The white producer he's talking about is definitely Neal Brennan lmao he mentions Chappelle and Donnell Rawlins like a minute later 😂

[@shidoshi088]

Met Bert a few days ago he was legit Kool af...

[@deepsidesurvivor9218]

This and The King and the Sting just make my week go better👍👍👍😂😂😂

[@michaelhenderson643]

I wanna hear more of Berts drinking stories, especially about the people he met because he drinks. It may be self destructive and shit but its a romantic lifestyle, always meeting new people and having drinks with perfect strangers.

[@lenapauline8634]

this is my favorite podcast atm thanks u guys.

[@constipatedlecher]

The Ari impression was really good

[@7igitalAssassin]

So happy you mentioned spoons man..the most Savage table game of all time. Blood will be shed

[@shawnpatterson1782]

You guys should just drop all your other podcasts and just do this one more often

[@mitchellgilbertson290]

This all Bill Bert are two of my favorites, my favorite podcast they do on their own are always when they feature one of the other usual suspects as a guest, JRE with Tom Bert and ari are amazing

[@jhonnyrodriguez2944]

Shawn Patterson what about Bill Bert -

[@shawnpatterson1782]

Yeah bill bert is really good too..I feel like if they kept this ..billbert and ymh..I'd be ok

[@nickdaboii]

Not bill/bert ur trippin

[@shawnpatterson1782]

Also I could just listen to Monday morning podcast all on its own

[@richmonchantzes]

Watching Bert read is HILARIOUS

[@kathleenalba3368]

I don’t think ari shaffir has ever genuinely made me laugh out loud 🧐

[@damirkvajo]

I've been looking forward to your podcast more than my free day.

[@Trevorc159]

Imagine Bert teaching a first grad class about life "When you party, dirt gets into your blood" 1st grader "but my birthday is tomorrow! I don't want a party now"

[@jent6727]

dang I love tom and bert ❤ such good energy between the two of them

[@jent6727]

also let's gooo reppin ohio but seriously...lived in Cleveland my whole life and I dont get what's so cool about ohio. I've been wanting out of this grey ass state for ever