Ep. 47 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & LeeAnn Kreischer

[@mattwann5796]

LeeAnn is such a sweet lady for taking care of that handicapped guy Brent

[@kennyg03]

Burnt

[@imjustapancake3188]

Brunt

[@jeriahtule9948]

Facts

[@Smokeyxz]

*fat

[@hajiee]

Brent kersher?

[@Breatheable]

Bert's wife is adorable and very tolerant and down to earth. He's lucky.

[@angusgore5405]

Yeah Bert's lucky he doesn't have to clean up after himself and Leeann is lucky she doesn't have to make her own couple million dollars a year.

[@fantabulousdave]

@@angusgore5405 zing!!!!

[@scottharvey2852]

Yup

[@scottharvey2852]

@@angusgore5405 win win👍🕺

[@jasminemason1174]

@@angusgore5405 it's still cool she made his website and what not though. I'm sure she does a lot of things related to taxes etc. I agree though

[@thematturbator2146]

"I hit the floor with my face" Tom: struggling to hold back psychotic laughter

[@MindBlown720]

The Matturbator so true hahaha

[@Garblegox]

He definitely would have lost it if LeeAnn also included the sound she made, like "I hit the floor with my face and went 'WUUAAAEAW!!'"

[@orangeyewglad]

It's okay we all laughed for him

[@jturner97601]

I'm so doing Wife of the Part now. I love her so much!

[@MrHeftyFine]

As she's telling that story, she's so southern you can't help but laugh. Then you remember she's talking about her chin needing stitches

[@Royy164]

LeeAnn splitting her chin open at 6AM & just "rolling with it" for 7 hours until 1PM and going to the doctor only after a friend confronted her has so much Bert energy that I finally understood why they're happily married.

[@jameshedden2260]

Dude for real😂😂😂 she told the story and I was like "thats the most Bert thing I've ever heard"

[@matthewstassen7209]

I would argue the opposite, this isn’t a negative but berts a little complainy

[@Ipleadthefifth]

😂😂

[@WOTVE-CW]

It’s a very southern bred thing to do. I have a lot of family that reminds me of lee Ann. My uncle once stubbed his big toe on a stone step. It broke his toenail and he started bleeding everywhere. he just pulled the nail off and wrapped a convenience store napkin around it.

[@Valerie-co8th]

​@@WOTVE-CWwhat else are you suppose to do? Go to the ER for a stubbed toe? My dad used to super glue our cuts. I split my head once and a kid glued it. Got second degree burns he rushed me to 711 to hold a slurpee. We were from CA like generations before so idk about it being a south thing. A stubbed toe I feel like everyone would just pull off the toe nail.

[@Jacob-wp7yp]

Never knew what Tom's voice sounded like until now.

[@MrJamesohh]

solid gag

[@spartymatt9627]

A hhhhundred percent.

[@audioliciousxxx]

Hahah, someone beat me to it. I was going to say "A huuundred percent." Isn't that the damn truth though, fo' real. Congrats Tom, you have finally been able to participate in your shared podcast. ;) It's only been.... I dunno, a year? (someone can correct me on that, not "A huuuundred percent" on how long this pod has been going on. loool)

[@MrJamesohh]

@@AgendaInMind "Western Medicine is pure fraud"....hahaha yeah how awesome is ebola, lets just let that shit run wild. Its organic. idiot.

[@Supermonkey1987]

Lmao

[@skrollox962]

Tom dragging his best friend through the mud with his best friend's wife is the greatest thing I've ever seen

[@brandondennis4369]

He said one of his best friends 😂

[@MrDrunkNFunky]

Don't worry, I'm sure he's in the back room sipping on his bucket of Kool-Aid

[@trippersigs2248]

@@brandondennis4369 hes also called bert his best friend(singular) before. Whats your point?

[@islandworkout]

TRippersigs22 he was trying to make a joke, saying “one” of his best friend’s, insinuating another person is his beat friend. Which it isn’t. But he was just trying to make a joke. Jesus guy

[@sentientcardboarddumpster7900]

@@MrDrunkNFunky yea right he wouldn't have been able to stay out of the room knowing they are talking about him

[@nulledpixel]

LeeAnn should be a reoccurring guest. Tom should have her on after about every 10 episodes. On the 11th episode, Tom shows her clips summarizing the latest antics of Brent Crystals. It's fascinating getting her perspective on Brent. It's like a study in psychology.

[@nimimerkillinen]

Meh every 50 maybe

[@christopherolivares5096]

Yo

[@nulledpixel]

@@nimimerkillinen True, 10 was maybe to short to feather.

[@MIKEHANCHO817]

Just to recap all the nonsense bert says lol

[@aaronalbertson8670]

I absolutely love this idea. I've only ever heard about her from Crysler and Segura, but hearing her on the actual podcast, shes amazing!

[@sethbaus]

As a non religious person, Leanne is the only evidence of angels. What an amazing woman: funny, understanding, caring, smart, motivated, tough as hell, and undoubtedly the ruler of the Kreischer household.

[@2011blueman]

Nope, she's a massive Karen.

[@GreedyOrange]

i cant believe hes got such a wonderfull woman to love him, thats hope for the rest of us i guess xD

[@casedistorted]

Yeah I wish my wife was like her, would make life so much easier if she was that understanding

[@pachamammaorganics]

Any woman deserves better

[@mikeo5003]

this is great lol its like a parent teacher meeting

[@VideoNozoki]

"OK-------------ay, so how have things be----------en at Home??" "Well..., there are a few things that have been happening HERE that I'd like to discuss with you...."

[@nickwoodruff8718]

LeeAnn "accidentally" cracks a Coors Light

[@nicksharp8868]

800th like. That shit funny

[@matthewgonzalez2521]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@charlottem.1477]

🤣 😂 🤣 😂

[@MatthewNoPants1atoll]

The most patient woman in all of comedy

[@tigerdragonmartialarts4032]

By the end of Berts Career she’ll BE a patient

[@earthsoundsuk]

All of humanity

[@Toxicity3431]

Terrie Diaz is a close second lol

[@astonwinter]

As Bert's English sidekick I say, I think your wrong

[@Mr59Kenzo]

I need a LeeAnn

[@60minutemeditations51]

He makes her laugh. She really does love him. I love how she laughs harder and harder as his stories get crazier and crazier, even when they're about her.

[@mordsythe]

It’s one of the reasons my wife loves them. I love to do the same thing to her. Laughter really does make everything better.

[@rustyshack1707]

I know, Tom makes her laugh until her chest hurts. She really does love Tom. I also enjoy how much more she laughs as Tom’s stories get cooler and cooler, even when they’re about her and her fine ass.

[@aaabbbccc985]

It really is proof that if you make a woman laugh you do just about anything and she'll put up with it. My grandad always told me, you can do anything you want to a woman, as long as you don't bore her. That has been true so many times in my life and I've always tried to keep my relationships fun and new.

[@Jackman66666666]

She laughs cause she embarrassed for him.

[@deadbodybaby1]

@@aaabbbccc985 well bud idk there’s a few other things you shouldn’t do to women lol

[@TheCrawf28X15]

Oh my God, Leanne is such a classic southern lady, “I just patched it up and kept on going” 😂

[@MichaelHarto]

Man i always find southern ladies irressistable.

[@amyparra1881]

Southern ladies are charming. Her accent sounds like South Carolina or Georgia

[@OMGtheykilledKenny42]

​@amy parra I bet Georgia cuz they named the first daughter..

[@rockinrobbie1985]

@@amyparra1881 she's from Bowdon, Georgia

[@beegwan1893]

This is possibly the most loving and friendly character assassination I’ve ever witnessed.

[@lenapauline8634]

😂😂😂

[@dougferguson6876]

You win the comment section. I don't care what anyone else says

[@beegwan1893]

Doug Ferguson thanks mommy!

[@mattweaver2523]

Yeah this comment should literally be in the description

[@ElkinsEric]

Doug Ferguson I concur with your statement.

[@johnmikolay9597]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: LeeAnn Kreischer is a national treasure.

[@Learn2Ween]

thatsa movie

[@thanosgang8682]

You’ve said that before?

[@mzcandikane765]

Agreed!!

[@derekladyga1716]

No man

[@stonerkitchen8688]

I think you mean Karen

[@solat90ro]

Watching this makes me feel like I'm watching a parent teacher conference lol. Teacher tom: your son eats boogers LeeAnn: yeah. He's working on it.

[@mandihollingsworth182]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joshuagallup3005]

So accurate!

[@SassySlayer69]

Exactly lmao. Same vibes. When wife becomes momma.

[@VirginiaWolf88]

I can totally picture Tom as a school teacher. For a stint anyway. Lol. Great comment.

[@traceycurtis1005]

This just made me spit beer out of my nose. I haven't laughed so hard in years.

[@mbb8111]

The background laughter is gold...don't ever let that guy go

[@BIGSTANK12349]

Makes me think of the morning radio as a kid

[@Gcm42011]

Nadav is the man

[@williamRE]

Fake and overdone. The people that hate it stopped listening.

[@ScrubDaddy67]

Nah. Let em go

[@PLF...]

@@williamRE they are not missed though. It's the same people who say everything Fallon does is fake and overdone, and hedge their bets that something is fake regardless what it is. Plot twist, but then they believe pizza gate and flat earth.

[@dirkbowman946]

This is the most we've heard Tim talk in an episode

[@hettel_visual]

Bert talks so much you didn't realize his name is Tom, did you

[@dirkbowman946]

@@hettel_visual imagine Bert interviewing RPC

[@hettel_visual]

@@dirkbowman946 imagine Bert interviewing....

[@Cunch]

Yeah, different dynamic without that Brett guy. Gonna be some good pods with Warren Sapp

[@8788superman]

I think you mean Tony

[@JadedDemocracy]

This show should be called exploring the man behind the child: a documentary

[@Rick-df7yq]

They’re saving that title for the Joe Biden doc?

[@jimpickens4]

'man behind the child' sounds really really wrong dude

[@nashvillearmwrestling9715]

The messy cave behind the bear 🐻

[@Derek_Keenan]

that sounds like the next Michael Jackson doc

[@merllingreen738]

Brian correct grammer thank you brian brian. lol

[@poeticdesigns8893]

It was so great watching Bert's wives gossip and really connect with each other.

[@burntheobedient4473]

She has a great laugh. Something very calming and motherly about it. She is a saint for dealing with Bert

[@DND09]

I now understand why Brent cried when LeeAnn dumped him in college. This woman is a saint!

[@kusucks991]

Whoa, I've never heard that story

[@TrevorParsnips]

@@kusucks991 whoa, that's amazing, please tell me more.

[@kusucks991]

@@TrevorParsnips I've been watching Bert and Tom for years and heard all the marriage talk and never have heard reference of Bert and LeAnn breaking up before, so it would be interesting to hear the story sometime

[@TrevorParsnips]

@@kusucks991 whoa, that is so interesting to me, can you go into even more detail than that?

[@kusucks991]

@@TrevorParsnips why do you insist on making an ass of yourself like this?

[@Timfargo]

Leeann just described Bert as: "An eat, sleep, drink, f**k kinda guy". Perfect tombstone. ...and a great merch quote.

[@Selicularr]

This needs more likes

[@spencersherwood217]

Brett*

[@polybiusnymb6446]

I think that makes him sound a bit too cool

[@benbrown5495]

@ronald mcdonald Ya he doesn’t podcast or do stand up comedy or have his own tv shows. You are a pathetic loser.

[@maumee2008]

Tshirts

[@firefaux64]

Dude the Wife Swap podcast could be a monthly thing. Tom & Leann make a great team. I bet Bert & Push would be great too.

[@mambalevel1017]

Bert and push would be 🔥🔥

[@TreCayUltimateLife]

They do NOT get along at all. Christina loathes Bert, they've talked about it on a previous episode. Bert apperantly did something to one of Christina's nieces but they didnt say what happened

[@gabeshedd]

@@TreCayUltimateLife Which episode of which show? I'm intrigued.

[@travistaylor7209]

I’m interested in the episode too lol so I’ll leave this here

[@andrewwest1115]

Me too

[@KelseyBrand]

my laughter increases exponentially when i hear dude in the background laughing. i love it.

[@Funhaus_Ryan]

That's your favorite Jew, Nadav.

[@josh5641]

Every episode to

[@TheHumptyDumper]

@@Funhaus_Ryan my favorite J

[@halfameatballz]

Nedav is the laugh track for all the pods he's the producer on.

[@chanandlerbong2477]

That's a hardcore Christian Evangelist known as Patty O'Neil

[@beep6410]

when LeeAnn was talking about Bert's "stance" where he puts his hands on his hips, bert doing that EXACT pose is in frame on the sign behind her

[@tmart69]

blaze it

[@The_outdoors1998]

Who's burt

[@jacobp8294]

@@tmart69 blaze it 420 days a week bro

[@evanlegere4154]

Leann Krestanza is the Guest of the Year. This whole show up to this point has been a case study on the life and mind of Brent himself. This is the debriefing.

[@kevint985]

Hahahaha so true!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@MadVillain23]

This was a good break from hearing Bert interrupt himself every sentence.

[@JesusIsKingOfKings88]

A huuuundred percent

[@clipsedrag13]

I just don't want to hear his stupid fucking laugh for the whole podcast

[@kollin7185]

It's a nice break from hearing him eat, too.

[@ryanperkins5463]

Holdonholdonholdon! And telling native to look shit up then soon after changing the subject. He's all over the place. He either needs adderall or needs to stop taking it.

[@allobove7798]

Very rare for a woman to be that down to earth and understanding. Bert's a lucky man.

[@LoveFitsAll]

*Bort

[@MartiniGTGP]

Brant

[@missline9204]

it is not very rare for a woman to be empathetic to an incompetent man...

[@pdfbanana]

she acts like his mom

[@matthewmilantoni3961]

“I’ll get to talk this episode” haha I was thinking the same thing!

[@Kamalashairypussy]

Not stingy at all

[@SuperHoneyOil]

I hope they do more of these. It was nice to shit on Bert. Like a fresh of breath air. He makes me so mad sometimes, I just can't do it. I've never liked his podcasts, and Tom brings the best out. Sometimes he's been too much lately, going through it as a clip show with Lee Anne is a good break.

[@noyb901]

@@SuperHoneyOil I'm glad you said that. I quit watching "2 Bears" a couple of episodes ago because I was tired of Bert shitting on his wife. This episode brought me back. He needs to watch this 100 times... although I truly believe that he's too self absorbed to change.

[@SuperHoneyOil]

@@noyb901 Yeah I've had to stop a few early. Bert can be too much, I wish they would shut him down a bit more. Or Tom would be a bit more rude to him. Maybe just him have a mic cut button? lol

[@nullzeal]

What we learned is, If Burnt is the "Machine" then LeeAnn is the engine running it lol.

[@deviljon]

She's the coolant.

[@CrossWolftheEnd]

A hundred percent

[@Carlosjimenez-tr9ze]

She’s the mechanic

[@imjustapancake3188]

Shes definitely the engine and the engineer 💀💀

[@bairstoww]

So I guess what you're saying is... that she's the machine within? 🎵 Machines within, Machines within 🎵

[@mimigiggles4199]

Everyone agrees that Burt would fall apart without his wife, a huuundred percent

[@michealburns8017]

He says it every couple episodes! Lol

[@squeezeslemons]

Oh UH HUNdred percent

[@bassoutofface]

It would be an a HUNDRED percent nightmeer

[@botmon.]

😂😂😂😂

[@wejsmith5446]

Yeah same with bobby lee

[@bengotagun]

She has such a kind face. Seems like a genuinely sweet person. It’s rare and I love it!

[@dtuohy1026]

The world's most patient wife of all time... Uhhh hundred percent

[@BlackPhillip666]

LeeAnn is an alcoholic enabler, and an anti-semite.

[@DanielDanger420]

Living with Bert would be a nightmere.

[@BrokenGodEnt]

@@BlackPhillip666 I kinda disagree, but kinda agree. He told a story about how he quit drinking once and she told him "I don't think you have a drinking problem", which is... something.

[@jamesdougherty8907]

she like Louis and Marge in real life

[@neuvisean1739]

@@jamesdougherty8907 PEETAAH

[@John-lo4xz]

Great to have an episode where I don't get physically ill.

[@wbrooks1995]

John that’s not what we are here for make me sick 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@randomguy-z2l]

You may need to get outta the house more mommy's. Or maybe im just super fucked up

[@AllanJ...Batmo365]

Cowboy up, buddy...

[@alecdt3348]

I thought you were right until I got to Bert’s booger’s and that almost made me puke

[@geromelegnome5446]

The sexual tension between them is palpable!!! Brent kucksher should be worried that there will be a new bear in that cave!!!

[@kjmma2752]

Notice how she lets Tom speak, and then answers the question. Yet Bert has done hundreds of podcasts and still can’t grasp this concept... 🤣

[@Sparksterfu]

Bill and bert podcast is different

[@murderc27]

Someone once commented that he's a fat hamster with ADD, and it seemed an apt analysis to me.

[@nickb9720]

@@Sparksterfu Yea, Bill is the one doing the interrupting lol. It's a vicious circle

[@agfb4039]

Bert gets too excited that's just him

[@YoMama9021]

Exactly why he needs her lol 😂

[@jacklempke7779]

Gosh I love LeeAnn. She’s practically become a celebrity in her own right. She’s great on these podcasts!

[@HalinazDziecmi]

Next episode: Christina roasts Bert to his face for two hours

[@jacky2054-w5r]

I'd watch that

[@jvajdos]

Bort*

[@97McLuvin]

holy fuck - and they say perfection cannot be achieved

[@Snipergod613]

Well it’s arrived

[@karleymurphy]

I'd pay to watch that

[@onepepperoni]

Burt is a very lucky man. This is my first time hearing anything from LeeAnn, and my god what a lovely person. Confident, capable, and empathetic, she's a straight-up triple threat. Also, Burt seems great too. They seem like a power couple for sure. Nice episode thank you!

[@justinthompson2887]

You mean Brett. Brett Krishna is his name.

[@Youtubecansuckmycock]

You mean bart…

[@kennethvelasquez3140]

Ok I thought I was gonna hate this, BUT I realized that she can confirm AND add onto everything Tommy wants to confirm and then more. I love this now

[@deepthought1987]

If Bert doesn't have an Ooni pizza oven, he needs to get one.

[@jamestobin2529]

She's actually really polished on podcast by now and it's pretty great at filling dead space.

[@kyleeck6917]

Lmao at one point she goes I wanna know what I don’t know, Tom smiling oh that’s coming up

[@reneemcmunn6671]

Just spit coffee out of my nose!

[@reneemcmunn6671]

....”could you give her a copy”...😂😂😂

[@JoyBoy0606]

1:20:20 "I try to enjoy him and not control him." Wow that's a very healthy outlook for a relationship

[@mattduell3]

Bert is so lucky he has LeeAnn. She deserves a holiday 😂

[@angelique_cs]

I totally agree. She's officially the best.

[@laurak6685]

Y’all underestimate the amount of wealth that man has to offer lol. No way she would’ve stuck around if he were a construction worker or some truck- driver, etc

[@MirOStov]

She needs Sainthood

[@richardjones1699]

Agreed.

[@michealburns8017]

She's literally on holiday every time he's on the road! Lol

[@wtfpwnz0red]

Bart takes a day off, but the podcast is still uh-hundred-purcent about him

[@danielpenrodii2389]

When you’re that heavy, your gravitational pull is just too strong.

[@MrJ-ro1yr]

She even dropped a "uhhh hundred percent" in the 1st 15 minutes.

[@mimigiggles4199]

At first I was a little worried that Bert wandered off, then I worried it was an in memoriam, then I thought maybe he was doing Celebrity Rehab with dr. Drew.

[@danielpenrodii2389]

Mr J That’s a good woman who stays on brand.

[@skyline4256]

It’s a complete nightmere

[@codylaramore4881]

I had a shit night and didn’t sleep at all with worry over a stupid problem, and 30 seconds in I laughed out loud to myself, Thank You. (Edit) Wow, totally did not see that much compassion coming, much love everyone ❤️ Also, to those TikTok’s who think it was the ad read at the start of the 30 second mark, keep feathering it, you guys are doing good!!

[@KCNicole]

I hope your stupid problem gets solved! Just relax and laugh. And take a nap if you get a chance. 🤗

[@ReDzDoctor]

I hope everything works out for ya buddy, take everything one step at a time and just try your best

[@biggersmilesinasia8402]

The Shipstation ad? K, whatever floats your boat.....

[@EthanKleinScat]

Wait same! I thought these were old uploads from ymh bc I’m delirious from just a short nap, but it’ll be ok for the length of the podcasts lolol

[@well_as_an_expert_id_say]

This too shall pass, Cody. Stay faithful to yourself and letterip. Whatever choice you make stick to it and ride it out, better times are 100% coming, just last til then friend.

[@88nmike]

I’m on a LeeAnn podcast binge and I have never been happier with a KZbin video decision lol.

[@jasonmeador7861]

I did the same!!

[@younghex9577]

I think I'm about to start mine. She's just wonderful

[@jordishima]

I NEED to see an episode of “Nothing’s Burning.” Especially if it was Georgia vs Bert making simple meals and Bert can’t not fuck it up.

[@MetalSolidCrisis]

Compile all the times Georgia cuts off Bront's ADHD choices lmao

[@bradey6949]

This woman deserves a never ending round of applause. Every time it's about to dissipate and die off LeeAnn puts up with something else and another man in the distance who realizes how patient she is starts a slow clap and it starts all over...

[@astonwinter]

As Bert's English sidekick I say, that his truly has an amazing wife and God bless her soul ♥️

[@bartleskeet1623]

We found Lyle!

[@thestraydog]

You're real! You're really real!

[@Dyals_Style]

Thank you for your service Lyle

[@Torchforbes]

Let em finish

[@nachomansandyravage2346]

Her kindness and calmness comes through in her voice even, what a sweet lady

[@60minutemeditations51]

It's such a unique relationship these two have with Bert. They love him so much and would die for him and care so deeply for him but wanna slap the shit out of him at the same time. Bert is such a good person, that's why people put up with it. He genuinely means well.

[@omgersh]

Finally! We get to see the CAVE instead of just the 2 BEARS.

[@daveh2612]

Underrated comment

[@sanmansabane2899]

Very underated !

[@SirHiggalot]

Oh lawd.

[@bigduke12180ify]

Why does LeeAnn's side of the room suddenly seem more spacious when she's sitting there.

[@yo-sr5uq]

😂😂

[@wzrdfrskn832]

I feel like that area now somehow smells much better.

[@Turpintine101]

L H it doesn’t have a gallon of kool aid taking all the table space

[@jaredbailey1160]

@@wzrdfrskn832 that mic still has a bernt smell for sure though. I think I can still see icing on the mic from him facing all those donuts

[@felixculpa9390]

Objects that are Bert are fatter than they appear.

[@SanjeetSingh-hl5qv]

This was such a good podcast, no talking over each other and LeeAnn talks shit but also shows genuine love and suport for her husband. And we finally get hear what tom thinks for longer than 10 seconds without being interrupted

[@edoge5425]

“Can you imagine what he’d do without me” LeAnn is a certified mommy.

[@johnperish]

looks like that " A Hundred Percent" line is the Kreischer family motto lol

[@nz540im3]

You do pick up sayings from people you are around a lot. I noticed she dropped it a couple of times before they talked about it haha. Would be interesting if it come from her or Bert for a start

[@hurrell2]

uh hundred

[@youtime18]

Uhhhhhhhundred percent

[@thisguyhere5837]

Brendan Schaub must be a distant relative

[@Grant25]

Rogan says it as well sometimes. Someone started it first

[@FrostyJokerr]

Maaaan, I need to find someone that loves me like Leeann tolerates Bert.

[@olliverq9784]

Start racking in a couple hundred thousand dollars a year, and it'll happen sooner than you think.

[@timreagan777]

@@olliverq9784 facts

[@bgdontlose8081]

@@olliverq9784 they were married before he was rich

[@olliverq9784]

@@bgdontlose8081 yea, but if he was still broke I doubt she'd put up with his shit lol.

[@blurrble5]

I adore LeeAnn. This was honestly one of my favorite podcasts!

[@jamesraub3985]

She is obviously the coolest woman ever.

[@U2bUSER]

Her, Christina P & Khalyla 🤗

[@Semba999]

Take the last one out and your set.

[@yungcobe8354]

@@Semba999 fact

[@VegPoop]

Wierd way to spell , oldest.

[@sickturret3587]

@@U2bUSER khalayla just dumped bobby lol

[@anthonysamstag7555]

You know what, hearing Leanne talk about Bert honestly makes me love him so much more. I don't think it takes away from his brand or emasculates him, I think it humanizes him and helps create a full picture. Love you, Brett

[@Matt-pc5cd]

Bert would delude himself to think that his brand includes being an alpha masculine dude.

[@Oakshield2]

Probably the most excited I've seen Tom. This is a scientist getting a breakthrough after years studying the creature known as muh sheen. Leeann sounds like Princess Carolyn from Bojack Horseman

[@FiveLeefClovr]

holy shit 😂😂😂

[@kennethbandera3195]

This is one of the best podcasts I’ve seen with 2 ppl talking about someone they mutually have so much love for. I love all of their dynamics so much.

[@brownguy903]

LeeAnn should be a monthly guest, partly because she's great but also as a regular reset button on the audience's inevitable negative view of her husband

[@nnikkittenn]

Maybe once every 3 months so they have enough Bert content to watch and critique.

[@florida2011]

N C Burnt gives them enough content to critique in one episode 😂😂😂😂

[@thosearepinklemons]

Hahaha for real. I was about to quit watching the show and then this episode popped up and for *SOME* reason the element that made me not want to watch it vanished...

[@spohair]

I was going to say the same thing. Get out of my head brownguy!

[@CorrectFossa]

My turnaround on Bert is usually about a half a week after the podcast, sometimes longer, like after his ice cream take I was pissed at him until the kool aid incident humbled him again. Ultimately it all boils down to annoyance with how oblivious he is that some of his occasionally toxic behavior isn’t normal and is likely a product of his relationship with his father.

[@myearshurtnoone1367]

i feel like LeeAnn holds a special place in the heart of the YMH family and fans, shes the wife of a guy we all know and love and i think she is wonderful shes funny and just lovely

[@tollot7754]

How many episodes after this will bert be "correcting" everything they said? Love you, Bret

[@jddjdj8862]

"Oooook. Here's what really happened..."

[@tollot7754]

@@jddjdj8862 100%

[@pedrovicente3682]

The next episode haha

[@aroff595]

It's not possible. He doesn't have the ability to focus on anything. He will try to correct something and just go off about an unrelated story about himself and also how he totally doesn't jerk off to Whitney's instagram nightly even though he could bang her if he wanted to but doesn't cheat on his wife. Oh and how much money does Nikki Glaser make? But he totally doesn't jerk off to her instagram either and also wouldn't bang her because he doesn't cheat on his wife.

[@jimdingle4521]

at least ten, and 85% of that time it will lead to tangents that have nothing to do with what he started talking about

[@6sfullrcbycarlscustoms473]

LeeAnn is an Absolute Angel 😇 and I totally understand why Bert loves her so much ❤ She’s basically a Super Hero 🦸‍♀️

[@CezaMVO]

Bert is proof there is someone for everyone

[@jessickalush3305]

I'm proof that there's not lol. If he was broke she would've left by now

[@mixadengitti]

@@jessickalush3305 what? LeeAnn even said she was making all the money a couple of years ago so that’s just bullshit. You just haven’t found someone yet.

[@Grunk369]

@@jessickalush3305 “if he was broke” you realize they were dating before Bertram was anything close to rich right

[@lefrerehill2012]

If u got money sure

[@lefrerehill2012]

@@mixadengittilet's be real here, Bert grew up in the suburbs, he wasn't really struggling before the fame

[@erikar135]

Let's do this every so often. Then Christy and Burt too.

[@anjaherr1500]

I’d love that

[@421less1]

"I think tom has aspergers. I think tom is gonna murder someone. Tom makes me scared" "A huuuundred percent"

[@murderc27]

@Alexis Paquet ya, sorry to the Main Mommy, but you're spot on.

[@haileygreer93]

I don’t think main mommy would ever do a podcast with Bert

[@OldSchoolExplained]

It would still be about Bert

[@chialike138]

I love how LeeAnn is mimicking berts pose with a picture of bert doing that same pose in the background. Lol

[@kimberlypilkerton6130]

I kept hoping she would notice that picture

[@Deellzz]

My first ever commenting here, and I know i'm late to the whole 2 Bears 1 Cave podcast but the fact LeeAnn says "a 100%" in the same way Bert does.....now that's true love!

[@rcelias22]

UHHHH HUNDRED PERCENT the best 2 Bears episode! It was so refreshing to see a beautiful, confident, down to earth, and understanding woman support and stand up for her husband! Bravo, LeeAnn! You are a queen among princesses!

[@soggyfloppers6551]

Berts wife: Does berts body stance Berts picture in the background: Is doing the body stance

[@darrentaylor6275]

Dead lmao

[@dugbug123]

oh my god i didn't even see that. thank you so much lol.

[@FailingForFun]

Started out looking at this clip.. and was instantly like.. nope.. aint gonna work... 10 minutes in.. im hysterically laughing, harder than most episodes... GENIUS combination putting tom and leeann together!

[@Ramboskates85]

I’ll agree. I was not a fan of the other Leann episode they did earlier on. Which originally turned me off to this episode. But I gave it a chance. And just like you. I am. Deceased. This is a great episode lol

[@ronpioggia4301]

This has got to be your favorite episode Bert, the teary belly laughs aren't there but you get to see your wife and your best friend gush about you even though they're taking shots at you, It's all out of love and that's gotta feel pretty great Bud. You deserve what you have, keep working bro. You fuckin weirdo.

[@hichaelmartline]

It's adorable that LeeAnn & Bert both say "uh 100 percent"

[@mikeomgwtf]

28:24 killed me

[@reignmangaming5680]

I like how even in Berts abscence, he still finds a way to be the center of the conversation.😂

[@vincentq2917]

Well if the people on the podcast loved mire interesting lives maybe they wouldnt have to ride brent to fill an episode

[@reignmangaming5680]

@@vincentq2917 Check your spelling bud. Lol.

[@vincentq2917]

@@reignmangaming5680 were u able to understand what i wanted to say or are you so dumb being one letter off was too much for ur smoothbrain?

[@vincentq2917]

@Not Mick Blotters brent was a joke you mouth breather

[@vincentq2917]

@Not Mick Blotters and my statement still stand, whyre u simping for this guy anyways

[@goalieg3391]

LeeAnn needs to be on more episodes, this was a jackpot episode!

[@nerdgirljean]

Behind every great man is a greater woman!! I think LeeAnn & Bert are a great couple & totally compliment each other. We should all be so lucky to have what they have.

[@SLEEPYJK]

Leeann seems like she's such a cool lady. And to be able to be with Bert for so long, she deserves trophies for that shit

[@JWB671]

He has only been home for 2 days a week for ten years.

[@cashdingo6386]

and she has a trophy, free range of banking account.

[@BB-dk2pp]

Everyone is happy she functions so well for a backwoods stroke victim! everyone is cheering for her left side!

[@Boohbah602]

New shirt idea “Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza” coming down the shirt in block letters then at the bottom in a nice font “It’s not Rocket science”

[@maddbeef1019]

Pizza in the matrix font and style with a bold "Batman" style comic book letters right up front

[@gostriderblack]

Or "I don't understand why I can't lose weight" at the bottom.

[@AzarokGames]

nah at the bottom 100%!

[@Chris-sk6fg]

Probably not the best time for a celebrity to any celebrity wearing anything with pizza on it.

[@caneface87]

Tom is having more fun with Berts Family then he ever has haha! 100%

[@iSharkOnDeck]

Uhhhh-hundredd-percent

[@Mr.Meeseeks.]

Inserts horse noise

[@Kbwintyy]

WalkingCane uh hundred percent

[@senseidezy]

It's a normal sized hole

[@boombapflambop]

How do I find my “LeeAnn”? Bert is so lucky to have someone so understanding and down to Earth.

[@BBW4MEPLZ]

How to find a LeeAnn? Stop looking, it’ll happen when the time’s right. Also, stop finding women in the wrong places. Real advise from someone who has their own “LeeAnn” 😂

[@austinbeachy3873]

In a southern baptist church lol

[@boombapflambop]

@@austinbeachy3873 if that’s what it takes I’m willing to convert lol

[@bigbowlowrong4694]

@@austinbeachy3873warning: 50/50 shot of getting a Leeann or a Marjorie Taylor Greene

[@austinbeachy3873]

@@bigbowlowrong4694 sounds like a win/win

[@Mr.HotDogShirtGuy]

Bert should name his next special “A Hundred Percent”

[@tokershark1570]

100% he should .

[@tyler9863]

Or Fantastic or Catastrophic

[@MrMasterChief38]

UHHHHHH HUNDRED PERCENT RACIST

[@dhazzard2534]

Bert ?

[@cal8863]

@@dhazzard2534 i think he means shitty brent guy

[@billypilgrim1]

What if this podcast is just Tom's thesis for his masters in psychology

[@Plague_Doc22]

or the more likely option, a cover up for his mass murder spree.

[@hhharvey208]

Ted has already said many times, that abnormal people get his mind boner like a telescope, Burnt is just the OCD, Tik Tok, Teretes, and Man Child of a circus shit show, that keeps him enetertained.

[@spencerlawrence8318]

😮

[@MrNumaNuma13]

Dr. segura after dark

[@littlefrog9553]

Professor Emeritus in Bertology.

[@Howitchewstofeel5gum]

I have severe anxiety issues and I can definitely relate to the "not picking up the phone, not responding to messages" thing. It's a vicious cycle where the avoidance of the calls and messages only produces more and more anxiety as time goes on, which is more and more paralyzing etc. Then on other days where I'm feeling better in general, I pick up the phone and answer messages instantly with no problem whatsoever.

[@Slim_T_ODB]

100% same. I'm almost 40 and have been dealing with that shit since my early 20s. I work around my anxiety and a lot of people just don't "get it".

[@Slim_T_ODB]

Some days I can just wake up, feel good, and go handle all the stuff I've been avoiding for weeks. It's such a strange disorder

[@michaelmartin96]

I fully understand that cycle. Anxiety, avoidance, guilt...repeat. The worst was when I got sober and couldn't escape from that. Took a solid year to get back to "normal"

[@michaelmartin96]

@@Slim_T_ODB I remember never understanding the cycle until I experienced it for myself in my early 30's. Try 5-HTP and vitamin D, it's no xanax and heroin but I can't control myself with those...weird right 😁

[@JesusIsKingOfKings88]

I do the same thing and it's actually nice to know there are others out there that struggle with this as well. I also have anxiety of receiving mail. For me I think it's a fear of getting bad news.

[@kylescholl1382]

We need another Tom & LeeAnn episode!

[@rammithorn2654]

And the topic of Bert is off the table lol

[@OverParSteve]

Can you imagine if he was married to someone else other than that legend of a woman. Bart would be paying out for probably 7 different divorces 😂😂😂😂😂

[@charlottem.1477]

I feel like even Burnt, would have learned before he hit marriage #7. 😂

[@prod.bynil-oh7440]

Money helps

[@aidankerr2001]

Now that we have had a podcast with LeeAnn and Tom, can we get a Bert and Christina P podcast? will be a shit show but might be entertaining

[@bartleskeet1623]

Definitely a shit show

[@firstlast4148]

UH-hundred percent!

[@axlrosegnr]

Might as well add B swuawb for the trifecta of shittiness.

[@ScorpionP2C]

Just. No.

[@aidankerr2001]

@@axlrosegnr oh god, i want the podcast to be semi enjoyable. not completely unwatchable 😂

[@PrairieDoggin2024]

I’m 21 minutes in and this is the most I’ve heard Tom talk lol

[@auticade2360]

LeeAnn is the sweetest, can't imagine a better person to take care of Bert

[@mitchellmccole8322]

I just fell in love with Bert’s wife in 5 minutes

[@nickskiles8522]

LeeAnn saying about Bert, "Could you imagine what he would do without me" and cackling about it really says a lot about our boy.

[@thekrakenguy6962]

Its truly amazing, Bert takes over the show wether he's here or not. Thats true showmanship

[@willpugh8865]

“Oh he aint going no where “ “Whats he going to do with out me “, right there I’m so jealous you can’t put a price on that type of love she’s so confident in the relationship she knows there’s nothing to worry about

[@jamestobin2529]

LeeAnn is awesome we get all the benefits of hearing how stupid Bert is being, but in a literate form.

[@BXBZ88]

Ahhh 100%

[@CountDoucheula]

And without having to listen to Brent’s stroke addled brain try to puzzle it’s way through a conversation.

[@andrewtregoning]

Best comment

[@SuperCracker1990]

Only took 24 minutes before LeeAnn showed her bert and said "a hundred percent" lmao

[@gabeshedd]

It's a bit of a southern thing ... I heard it a lot growing up in SC. I wonder if it's actually Bert doing a LeeAnn thing.

[@lacefacethegreat]

The bears this early WITH my morning coffee? Yo. This is the best Monday EVER!

[@neuvisean1739]

Haha same exact here bud

[@clintonleonard5187]

I just finished my coffee and I get to watch stonks while listening to 2 Bears 1 Cave, AND Bert isn't here?! I'm so lucky today.

[@jamestobin2529]

Now we just need bobby and Andrew to get on this wave.

[@Sonofgrievous]

If Bad Friends drops by noon it will be sealed

[@jamestobin2529]

@@Sonofgrievous agreed. Need my lunch break entertainment

[@MichaelHarto]

LeeAnn is a titan of a woman. She's one in a million

[@jibba1681]

Siiiiiick!!!! Now maybe we can hear Tom talk!

[@joeyhampton5075]

Frrrrr

[@jerowm5568]

Now we can bring back the Racist Jokes 😎👌🏽

[@sabyhernandezjr7048]

100 percent

[@wilsonstrickland8967]

Underrated comment lol

[@tank5666]

Holy shit a podcast where it isn't bert just talking should do this more often.

[@SnarkyRogue]

YMH: Am I a joke to you?

[@cjlman77]

SnarkyRogue YMH: That’s my hole. That’s where it spits.

[@scottbailey2788]

Yeah, there isn't verbal cancer in this episode

[@thisTofu]

check out billbert podcast, there it is bill interrupting and talking

[@vincentq2917]

Watch the bill bert pocast then, theres no one putting on a "straight guy" act there

[@Sam12345632]

Berts dream life is basically to be Jabba the Hut.

[@Letmegetthatforyou]

he's alread got the Jabba eyes

[@taylordwatson]

He isn't already?

[@mloyd64]

Sounds good to me

[@royeaston6067]

If berts not already living his dream life no one is.

[@ENigma-um8zw]

Breg I’ve heard of Bettie Davis Eyes but I think Weird Al should do one for Bert called “Bert’ Got Jabba Hutt Eyes🎶!”

[@MrCpalombo72]

Her confidence and settledness is amazing. Her ego is so managed. I am inspired. She is a massive, bright soul! He (Bert) is so authentic. He is him. Totally himself. Unguarded. That is amazing. These two are very special. I am wanting to be more authentic, more real, and less ego. What a gift to watch Bert and LeeAnn be. And Tom loves Bert, so seeing Tom MC this... very amazing.