Tom and Dana just continuing their conversations when Bert blurts out stuff, fantastic stuff lol like parents trying to ignore their pushy toddler
@MastaShake3274 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@kryterz4 ай бұрын
When Tom saya I'll come on a different tip to gamble and bertsay why not the same one. "I'm probably working" lmao, read the room
@Chad-k6d4 ай бұрын
You genuinely think this is " fantastic stuff"? This is unwatchable and annoying af
@VENOM_kills4 ай бұрын
When he says “And blackey” and Tom just snorts and looks over at Dana like “anyway” is painful to see
@Sonofgrievous4 ай бұрын
Bert: I like drinking Dana: yea. You got a bottle of vodka. It’s noon 😂
@irish76114 ай бұрын
@@Sonofgrievous Dana is probably thinking …. “Keep this weirdo away from Jon Jones please….” 😂
@cesaruribe24874 ай бұрын
Me me me I love this city more than you Dana. I promise.
@FunnyDougy4 ай бұрын
@@cesaruribe2487 When they ignored Bert's interruptions he just giggled louder than they spoke. Most insecure human being in comedy.
@BluntVille4 ай бұрын
@@cesaruribe2487 No one thinks about joe like i do , you want to know what i feel about joe??
@james6541004 ай бұрын
@@BluntVilleNobody cares. Joe's the shit!
@Nicholas.Clinton4 ай бұрын
Thanks for robbing this interview of a seamless, thought-provoking conversation Bert Kreisher
@sibeproductions43874 ай бұрын
he always makes it about him
@ermencg16304 ай бұрын
You cant have that with dana white. Sometimes you get the feeling he lies but then you see he actualy believes the bs he talks about
@HokeLife4 ай бұрын
seriously
@michaelhxhdhdjdj4 ай бұрын
Love how this has 10k views. So many ppl “hate tom and bert” and have the time too watch and comment on everything that someone they “hate” posts😂😂😂😂 I have MANY people and comedians i cant stand either their personality or even if i like them but not their comedy (joe rogan).. guess what i just didnt watch his new special why the fuck would i😂 i watched the jre literilly 2 days ago with matt walsh and ive determined i really just dont like thst guy either so guess what! Im NOT going too watch his movie😂 my life is UNaffected i dont like them i dont watch their stuff and i move on and am happy and watch people and things i do like🥳. It seems obvious but surely constantly watching people or things u dont like would make u fucking MISERABLE!??? Too the point ur then commenting and spending so much time replying too comments and then commenting more etc. i am poor btw i literilly have £250 in my bank and no job! U lot really are fucking loosers!😂 at no point was tom wrong. I am a “poor” and see the joke in it becsuse use are such fucking loosers im broke but i have good friends and a fucking great family im happy! What person is happy but only hate watches stuff too leave shitty comments😂??? LOOSERS!😂 the truth hurts😂
@Wasatch994 ай бұрын
Right?! He is a dip s***
@PickledRickles4 ай бұрын
I keep seeing Tom scream "Bert, shut the fuck up" in my head and it helps.
@MavDillain4 ай бұрын
The only person worse than tom is Burp. They belong to each other
@theohurt40264 ай бұрын
that last statement was real "I love my life so much I don't want to go to sleep at night" new life goal
@rooster8274 ай бұрын
Almost forgot Bert was there for a minute then “eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”
@joeygarcia42774 ай бұрын
Like an Orca in the ocean
@DDRwoodwork4 ай бұрын
i audibly went "shut up bert"
@littlewigglemonster76914 ай бұрын
@@joeygarcia4277 so f'cking rude to orca's bro. No need to be so hateful
@aberiser93584 ай бұрын
How can you not hear the breathing and throat burps lmao his mic was way to loud 😂😂
@dantheman411894 ай бұрын
it's ok. We were all enjoying that minute until Bert reminded us of his presence
@xamazingxethanx4 ай бұрын
Tom literally talking over Bert like he's his toddler lol
@commentforthealgo53834 ай бұрын
its like hes finally around an adult and bert finally shuts up does not want to say something gay or stupid
@DND094 ай бұрын
Dana is legit and he knows he had to steer this one lol good on him
@SinisterSeeds4 ай бұрын
He has to lol
@importtuner2oo44 ай бұрын
A re-toddler
@LiquidityThieves4 ай бұрын
Thats cuz bert is a simpleton
@ciancoughlan26904 ай бұрын
Bert makes me understand narcissism
@mjdukes234 ай бұрын
😂
@Last_Chance.4 ай бұрын
Naturally
@DEADPOOLKENNEDY4 ай бұрын
Good point
@UnethicalCritic4 ай бұрын
Excellent.
@xLuk3x4 ай бұрын
i think he partially cured mine by being so fucking obnoxious
@beauchristy54004 ай бұрын
Bert just called one of the best businessmen in the country an idiot😂
@lexton624 ай бұрын
This episode made me understand the Bert hate
@sohambubka054 ай бұрын
The fact that Tom continues to conduct this show with an actual dolphin as a co-host is hilarious😅
@TazzChic-nz6hm4 ай бұрын
I was just thinking the same. I actually think they are becoming too noticeably different. Bert is becoming embarrassing - I love him dearly but he needs to find a new group of "his people"
@sohambubka054 ай бұрын
@@TazzChic-nz6hm Bert laughs in a certain way 🐬😂
@badstar96704 ай бұрын
Dolphins are intelligent creatures, nro
@allen33094 ай бұрын
That fat dolphin looks like it has serious health issues 😂
@DonRoccoRicardo4 ай бұрын
I translated it as "I agree"
@garrettrichardson4034 ай бұрын
I've never wished Bert would go away more. What a fantastic interview for Tom and Dana being interrupted by a dolphin toddler. Calling Rogan a moron to the biggest Rogan fan. It's the best of "Bert not reading the room."
@msjenanicole4 ай бұрын
💯
@FunnyDougy4 ай бұрын
I'm 50 minutes in and wondering how Dana didn't find the door.
@Sid000774 ай бұрын
Rogan and Bert are close pals and Dana knows that. They are comedians and Dana knows how comedians riff with each other. There was no malice behind Bert calling Joe a moron, especially Bert, a gay who will tell anyone who would listen how much Joe helped him and his career
@JohanLiebert14 ай бұрын
@@Sid00077 Bert is a comedian?
@santiagosolanonavarro70554 ай бұрын
@@FunnyDougy is not like that anymore..
@dbrano744 ай бұрын
Came here to shit on Bart but 276+ people beat me to it! 😂🤣
@am3r1k1lla54 ай бұрын
Dork
@YCWideawakeFinest2524 ай бұрын
SHUT UPPPPPP!!!!!!!
@dbrano744 ай бұрын
@@YCWideawakeFinest252 🤣
@dbrano744 ай бұрын
@@am3r1k1lla5 😮😂
@YCWideawakeFinest2524 ай бұрын
@@dbrano74 STOPPPP!!!!! UR MAKING ME MADDD!!!!!!
@boyhowdy10344 ай бұрын
Is Bert capable of not putting himself at the center of every question? "I name drop. Who do you name drop"? "I have a video where i talk about how I love drinking. Why do you like gambling?" Also, Bert saying "we are all really rich guys" to Dana is like talking to Tom Brady about your peewee resume.
@azinke47114 ай бұрын
I love how Tom looked Dana in his face and said I’m going to book a separate gambling trip with you that doesn’t include drunk Bert 😂
@mzerebniak4 ай бұрын
Should’ve been a Tom Talks episode
@michaelolive95934 ай бұрын
💯
@AlanGuerrero44 ай бұрын
Too big of a guest to have Bert there respectfully
@kompressahdnb4 ай бұрын
I was thinking the same before I went into the comments.
@Pupper8884 ай бұрын
100% agree. He only contributes an obnoxious wheezing laugh 🙄
@yew2oob9544 ай бұрын
Bert and Dana have a lot in common...they'd use an open hand when slapping their wife.
@TheBigXav4 ай бұрын
@@AlanGuerrero4 respectfully
@lordtubington9954 ай бұрын
Right? His whole constant bout of one-upmanship is so aggravating. Let your guest and co-host talk. If it was someone that’s been on 5-6 times I get it. I’m sure Dana will not offer to come back in the near future.
@animalarmy4 ай бұрын
Bert thinking of Joe as a moron is the ultimate irony
@ThedeadlyOG4 ай бұрын
My god man they both are monkey brained . Joe only goes after Bert bc he’s such a weak target and needs to be called out and Bert can’t stand to be called out on any of his insane behavior bc of course he’s a monkey Brain too
@TheKingOfBeans4 ай бұрын
But Joe is a moron
@FunnyDougy4 ай бұрын
"It's Bert" -Ari Shaffir
@jarkinmalarkin4 ай бұрын
Well he's right
@18JR784 ай бұрын
He’s mad Joe made fun of him on the latest JRE episode with Tom
@LuridRequiem4 ай бұрын
Bert making noise is like the hired help trying to start a conversation with billionaires at the board meeting
@kidwave14 ай бұрын
There has NEVER EXISTED a less self aware human being than Bert Kreischer!
@micahzig72574 ай бұрын
The audacity Bert has calling anybody a moron is wild.
@johnpronk77784 ай бұрын
Was just coming here to say this, Joe should beat his ass
@Zalman13374 ай бұрын
A comic's brain is so different than a pedestrian's brain.
@AM-ry8is21 күн бұрын
@@Zalman1337 alcoholic brain
@williedame44064 ай бұрын
Biggest pet peeve is an interviewer asking a question and then proceeding to answer it themselves. Scwaub does it, Bert does it. Grinds my gears.
@FunnyDougy4 ай бұрын
If you watched more episodes "I think you'd be surprised."
@jeffreyhaskin75844 ай бұрын
@@FunnyDougy Here's the thing...
@iliasss234 ай бұрын
i dont mind it
@michaelhxhdhdjdj4 ай бұрын
@@FunnyDougy Then why the fuck do use watch it!?? I really enjoy rogans podcast, i HATE his comedy i think its awful too the point it makes me cringe watching it.. guess what, i didnt watch his special! The special before or ANY standup clips why the fuck would i!! Im sorry but you have too be some next level LOOSER too watch a podcast you hate every week, knowing you dont like it just too write a comment and get some validation from other loosers? There must be better things than 25 likes on ur comment too make you feel good and waste 90 minutes of your life for? Maybe watch something u enjoy!!???? Thats got too be better than 90 minutes of something u hate just so u can write a shitty comment and have another 25 people like it. It cant feel that good too get them likes and theres so much content available on youtube, netflix, tiktok, amazon ….. theres 5 billion hours of content and stuff too watch at any moment. Why would you spend an hour watching people u hate enough too write a shitty comment? The truth hurts man get a friend or family or something theres better things too do with ur time
@admiraloreo4 ай бұрын
Dana: “i was in my 20s so i didnt read the news paper” Bert: *hyena laughs*
@FunnyDougy4 ай бұрын
Bert is about as easy on the ears as Kamala.
@Jimboslice354 ай бұрын
That was bizarre
@Chris-od1jp4 ай бұрын
No wonder he didn't realise the internet existed
@FlameNM3 ай бұрын
@@FunnyDougyleave it to a moron to bring politics into this
@that__one__guy54054 ай бұрын
Literally the first noise Bart made was that of a regarded drunken porpoise
@travistownsend88002 ай бұрын
Watching on my phone and it actually scared my 7 year old in the other room. "DAD! WHAT WAS THAT? 😮"
@McLovin04174 ай бұрын
I don't know what's worse: Bert or commercials every 5min
@richardhall52214 ай бұрын
I love how Bert kept asking how Dana starts his day, then repeatedly interrupted him with bs. Thank God Tom was there to control him.
@TeaGF4 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard when Bert said "tom is mexican" and Dana doesn't even acknowledge it at all and keeps talking
@derekdurham88294 ай бұрын
Mr white doesn't care about race he is a wonderful person
@FunnyDougy4 ай бұрын
Dana deals with cage fighters every day, what's one more pompous buffoon?
@Zaddy69wake4 ай бұрын
@@derekdurham8829 Tell that to Woodley
@verakoo61874 ай бұрын
@@derekdurham8829 nah it's because he can clearly tell Tom is Japanese
@lordtubington9954 ай бұрын
He also shrugged off Bert’s attempt of humour towards Native Americans. Should be a good enough clip to get rolling to get’em cancelled in Canada🤣
@ddl2k74 ай бұрын
Bert added zero to this, I'm impressed how cool headed Dana was dealing with Bert's stupid nothingness talking points
@dalelane19484 ай бұрын
Don’t you know how “prolific“ Bart is? 😂 He misused that word over and over again
@randahlliebelt86034 ай бұрын
Especially with the "we're all morons" comment. Wtf Bort
@ilike2watch664 ай бұрын
Not to mention the a-hole that he is said to Dana, ”we are totally welcome to be invited to one of those parties”. When Dana was talking about the parties he throws at the end. What kind of douchebag says something like that.
@sibeproductions43874 ай бұрын
when he starts going "I watch every Jake Paul fight" out of nowhere look at Dana's expression go cold. Barf you mess
@dogologyaz56254 ай бұрын
Bert never does. He’s a waste.
@jeradcullen91554 ай бұрын
I cant believe that Bert interrupts Tom and Dana literally in every single scenario. Toms patience is insane. He stops Tom from talking every time he tries to ask a question, in the middle of a question, just to ask his own question. It must be exhausting.
@patricksome71424 ай бұрын
Bert calling Dana a regular guy, and a moron was jaw-dropping. Bert, youre no where near dana's level. Dont ever make the mistake of putting yourself next to him like that again. I could see dana physically restraining his own mouth when you started your drunk rambles.
@Illiyinmusic4 ай бұрын
"don't ever do that again" lmao and you're telling someone what to do when you're not a fraction of their level. Crazy. Talking like that you sound like you're broke, but try to manifest being something one day, but it'll never happen because you don't have it.
@patricksome71424 ай бұрын
@jerryhill8281 I'm very, very far from broke. I earned my money, unlike Bert, which is why he's unaware of his actual social standings. You should probably learn how to put a decent sentence together, yourself. It'll be a good step in the right direction for you. You spell and type like someone who buys single ply toilet paper and spends extra money on Jordan's instead of work boots.
I bet Tom would’ve LOVED this as a Tom talks episode
@Bangarang884 ай бұрын
I can’t imagine the talk Tom must’ve had with Bert for him to be that quiet during this episode 😆
@tylersypherd54614 ай бұрын
I guess you didn’t see the whole episode yet
@eravasio8974 ай бұрын
And Bert is still so punishing to listen to.
@johnthankarlssn4 ай бұрын
I mean, Isn't Bert basically hearing impaired now? lol
@danielmeuler28774 ай бұрын
Quite for Bert. Obnoxious for any other normal human. Imagine being that insufferable and not know it.
@stephenvermeer99914 ай бұрын
Barks face is so red from holding in all the talking he wants to do. Really wish he sat this one out
@immasurvivor4 ай бұрын
Hey, we cant dogpile him for talking too much and also dogpile him when he actually shus up.....Ok, we totally can but its not nice.
@tyler17354 ай бұрын
@@immasurvivor yes we can and will.
@immasurvivor4 ай бұрын
@@tyler1735 Good point, as you were soldier.
@TrueHauntedStoryTeller4 ай бұрын
“I was in my 20s I wasn’t reading the newspaper@“-Dana …Bert: Laughs uncontrollably 😂
@timhensley14154 ай бұрын
Bert “ I know what you’re going to do” Dana: (smiles and just looks at him like no the fuck you don’t) lol
@Kukkema4 ай бұрын
Bert is contributing with absolutely nothing in these 😂
@cowboychamploo77774 ай бұрын
Not true at all.. he regularly laughs at nothing, interrupts/derails, and disrespects the guest and the man who made his career, he has tons to contribute its just all wack af
@lorenzofernandez89504 ай бұрын
Tom having a fantastic, well informed interview with Dana.. Bert "Oooo Ooooo, pay attention to me!!!'
My favourite was when he basically asked Dana to rat on any mobsters who maybe still running some things in Vegas, on a podcast. I'm not saying Vegas isn't clean, but if it's not, he's definitely not telling the alcoholic attention seeker who can't keep anything to himself, on a podcast.
@fredychicano6544 ай бұрын
@@samtavakoli6682Vegas never will be cleaned
@FunnyDougy4 ай бұрын
Little rich kid staying in college forever on daddy's dime.
@PandaLead34 ай бұрын
The way Dana obliterates Bert by saying he watched all his kid's events live at work - was priceless.
@apehunter14 ай бұрын
This episode is Berts downfall mark
@seanwasko53604 ай бұрын
Bert looks like he’s about to explode. He hasn’t heard a word. all he’s thought about is wait til my story. 😂
@BicMitchum994 ай бұрын
Tom missed an opportunity to make Bert go get coffees while the adults were talking.
@DirectorBrazil4 ай бұрын
Tate was disappointed
@alberttang69554 ай бұрын
He should have taken a cash roll out of his pocket, peeled off a couple of big bills, and told Bret "Here, go out front and get yourself a sandwich, any kind you like, and a soda. When we're done here, someone will take you back home."
@SupremeWillis2 ай бұрын
@@alberttang6955you do Know Bert and Tom have the same nerworth 😂 Bert isn’t poor they are both multi millionaires but here’s the kicker Bert owns the majority of the podcast so Tom can’t tell him what to do it’s the other way around lower majority holder doesn’t run the show
@jackwilson58694 ай бұрын
Bert is such a great uncle to his kids
@JohnnyDeezlifts4 ай бұрын
Leave it to Bert to incoherently flex to Dana the entire podcast😂
@jamescole49974 ай бұрын
Tom should have solo’d this one.
@jessicamattix22644 ай бұрын
I love how when Bert says “we’re all Keto guys” Dana and Tom pause and say nothing and then keep taking.. ☠️
@bamaramify4 ай бұрын
Berts random comments and laughs just take me out of the conversation immediately lol
@TheBigXav4 ай бұрын
Tom brings up blackjack because it’s Dana white and he is asked about it in every interview Bert: “YES YES YES YES YES THIS IS PERFECT *squeals*” Dana: 😐
@Anthony-ti2it4 ай бұрын
They always start with “me” “mine” or “I” 😂
@guthoriantony4 ай бұрын
I'm glad someone else dislikes bert
@ctrl_alt_del1004 ай бұрын
Probably what your wife says about you
@Zareias4 ай бұрын
@@guthoriantonyyou’re glad to be proven that you’re a part of an unhappy vocally distressed crowd. My god. Does he not see himself?
@derpderpington8244 ай бұрын
Stop saying prolific, Bert. It doesn't mean what you think it means.😂
@gjergjib.98964 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@mikeyt24044 ай бұрын
Ya I think he means prophetic lol
@mikepascale38364 ай бұрын
Bert's use of the word prolific is prolific. 😂 I think he meant profound.
@danmartin91604 ай бұрын
Tom. I know you love Bert and I know he's your best friend but It's time man. Drop Bert so we can actually listen to a good conversation when you have a great guest on
@sperez32754 ай бұрын
@@danmartin9160 god y’all r miserable 😂 it seems like it sucks /: Get well soon!
@brianspringer67834 ай бұрын
Bert can’t help but ruin every conversation - this is brutal
@cheahbuddy61464 ай бұрын
I swear Bert has that terrible laugh so people are forced to acknowledge his existence 😂.
@JohnnyDeezlifts4 ай бұрын
@@cheahbuddy6146 100% true🤣
@cheahbuddy61464 ай бұрын
@@JohnnyDeezlifts I literally didn't notice he was there for ages till he did his horrible laugh talkin that makes me wanna jam a pencil through both my ear drums simultaneously.
@bearkuda4 ай бұрын
Brent is holding YMH back as a whole.
@jibberilins4 ай бұрын
This video would be better if Bert would just shut up 😂😂
@DDrrjj_j4 ай бұрын
8:55 "this is the most corrupt place in the world" Dana realizing the adult across from him has room temp IQ
@irish76114 ай бұрын
Then we hear Bert wheezing into the mic and struggling to sit ….
@tbizzle004 ай бұрын
Room temp IQ 😂
@peezyplays-_-4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂room temp iq got it
@andreaadams88494 ай бұрын
In Celsius
@TristonTried4 ай бұрын
I love how Bert realized he’s nothing like the A list celebrities that go to the Christmas parties 😂😂
@Betty-Boop8094 ай бұрын
“We’re all wealthy men in this room” probably something to keep to yourself.
@boakeen4 ай бұрын
I wish bert was sick for this one
@AllieLivin4 ай бұрын
Good for you
@Zareias4 ай бұрын
Toddlers with iPads have better opinions
@tobiasdangershaft30364 ай бұрын
@@Zareiasbig bart fan? Do you watch after you get dropped off by the short bus?
@DannyLynch1234 ай бұрын
I think he was for this one tbh 😅
@FunnyDougy4 ай бұрын
@@Zareias Than Bert.
@lindseyhawkes2014 ай бұрын
Could have been such a cool interview but Bert was there.
@MrSpeedyAce4 ай бұрын
Dude had me triggering so hard in the first 10 mins 🤬🤬🤬
@Jetlifeetravi4 ай бұрын
Can't stand the dude
@ronnydisalvo804 ай бұрын
When is Bert gonna get a shirt that says. ITS ALL ABOUT ME 😅😂
@KevinLopez-dn7if4 ай бұрын
You know it’s a great interview when Bert is under control for most of the interview 😂😂😂😂
@DJPRADO4944 ай бұрын
Dana don’t wanna hang out with Bert 😂
@impoundedkota4 ай бұрын
took him an hour, but he finally de-railed this fuckin thing
@elssmann8274 ай бұрын
Man it would be so great to have this episode with just Tom and Dana.
@jaymckown154 ай бұрын
Bert being obnoxiously drunk for sit down with a shark like Dana White is crazy. He should watch this back and be embarrassed. He openly shouted for ice while Dana was mid-convo. Get sober Bert and grow up
@matthewhill73114 ай бұрын
you can tell by the tone of that quick comment hes an absolute cund to everyone that works for him or he thinks are below him
@carlosbenavnete2414 ай бұрын
Hey spread love not hate brother
@michaelhxhdhdjdj4 ай бұрын
Then why the fuck do use watch it!?? I really enjoy rogans podcast, i HATE his comedy i think its awful too the point it makes me cringe watching it.. guess what, i didnt watch his special! The special before or ANY standup clips why the fuck would i!! Im sorry but you have too be some next level LOOSER too watch a podcast you hate every week, knowing you dont like it just too write a comment and get some validation from other loosers? There must be better things than 25 likes on ur comment too make you feel good and waste 90 minutes of your life for? Maybe watch something u enjoy!!???? Thats got too be better than 90 minutes of something u hate just so u can write a shitty comment and have another 25 people like it. It cant feel that good too get them likes and theres so much content available on youtube, netflix, tiktok, amazon ….. theres 5 billion hours of content and stuff too watch at any moment. Why would you spend an hour watching people u hate enough too write a shitty comment? The truth hurts man get a friend or family or something theres better things too do with ur time
@kidwave14 ай бұрын
Bert Kreischer is like an impetuous 14 year old boy, but thousands of times more annoying. And yet again CANNOT RESIST interrupting.
@KinGJA1M3S4 ай бұрын
Dam Bert.. Are you not tired of that Jr high school girl laugh yet? And that eeeeeeeeeee is super gay.. 😂 Dana White was like wtf?¿
@mandaloreward82994 ай бұрын
I love when Blurt asks a question and immediately interrupts him when he goes to answer.
@shellbelle04034 ай бұрын
Everytime I get excited about what Dana’s about to say, Bert derails the train. Is this what every podcast is like? 😂
@blakjakgaming4 ай бұрын
Uhhhhhh HUNDREDpercent
@NathanSmith-np4bz4 ай бұрын
Unfortunately, yes.
@shellbelle04034 ай бұрын
@@blakjakgaming 🤣
@shellbelle04034 ай бұрын
Maybe Tom can bring Dana back for another interview while Bert is out of town or in the bathroom.
@cas1264 ай бұрын
Bert has the kind of energy that could make even the weird guy at work uncomfortable
@mjdukes234 ай бұрын
😂
@jamescollins51284 ай бұрын
Dana just ignoring butter is great
@OMGJaybe4 ай бұрын
BUTTER 💀
@ahmedhamed109217 күн бұрын
Bert trying to put down Joe Rohan, only to start a 20 min praise of Joe is amazing
@stevieberg4 ай бұрын
1:06:24 as someone who has watched every ufc event for years, the sphere was nothing short of magical. Was such a nice break from the normal UFC promo stuff between fights and absolutely epic. Need to have more of those in the future.
@Jimmyjohnson177684 ай бұрын
Every time Bert speaks I just immediately start getting annoyed
@mortenkittelsen19934 ай бұрын
Like when you comment on videos?
@jeremyfortune72744 ай бұрын
The show would be much better without Bert… use his name, fine, but he doesn’t need to interject or speak at all. Try it, bet money more folks watch
@shellbelle04034 ай бұрын
Me too! I’m sure Dana has fantastic stories but Bert won’t let him complete a thought. Down boy! 😂
@am3r1k1lla54 ай бұрын
Don't listen then just stick to your mom's house
@NateGUYYY4 ай бұрын
@@mortenkittelsen1993good one. You clown.
@nickpich14 ай бұрын
Tom, i respect your loyalty to Bert. But he is holding you back.
@drinkmorecocacola4 ай бұрын
Lmao he’s famous for the hate Bert gets. It makes you comment and even that makes me comment to inform you.
@showtime12354 ай бұрын
frrrr
@kidwave14 ай бұрын
Too late, I grew sick of Tom a LONG time ago too
@Zareias4 ай бұрын
how did Dana even stand Bert for 1 hour 20 😂
@Lebanonphenomenon4 ай бұрын
iPad baby
@TheBigXav4 ай бұрын
@@Zareias = iPad baby
@justbigstepbro91674 ай бұрын
iPad baby
@FunnyDougy4 ай бұрын
@DraconianD = iPad baby By his own stupid measuring stick.
@Actual_Human_Take4 ай бұрын
Burl Kurler is the Tila Tequila of Comedy
@DavisD8144 ай бұрын
Greatest analogy I’ve ever seen.
@gooooooofy71944 ай бұрын
2:25 brets first word
@MySackSweat4 ай бұрын
Goddammit hahaha
@Vijaymhawar2 ай бұрын
That was one diabolical noise 💀
@C_Alcock4 ай бұрын
WOW from the 1hr mark on Bert is absolutely insufferable. Too drunk to have an adult conversation(not that he can handle that sober) I feel bad for Tom, especially at 1:02 when he's tapping his arm while cutting him & Dana off like a undisciplined 5 year old and saying everything is "prolific" which he somehow managed to not use correctly even once! Lmao
@craigmcvey28084 ай бұрын
Bert: I'd love to talk more about me. His actual only thought
@FunnyDougy4 ай бұрын
You forgot the part where he goes "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" over everyone while they're talking because he'd rather hear the sound of dolphin than other humans who aren't speaking about him.
@craigmcvey28084 ай бұрын
@@FunnyDougy frankly, dolphins should be insulted because at least their "EEEEEEEE" means something to them. Berts noise is just nightmare fuel for my earbuds
@austinweir52814 ай бұрын
The amount of times Bert interrupts is astonishing!
@withoutthestatepodcast49894 ай бұрын
“Someone bring some ice in here” Jesus Bert
@lukeyfresh4 ай бұрын
7 min in and bert is def dying inside. I just know he wants to start yapping
@beatrice814 ай бұрын
😂😂😂really
@Chris-P4 ай бұрын
Min 8 he begins 🤣
@tyler17354 ай бұрын
Just wait.
@deaderthendead0412 ай бұрын
I bet you couldn't be original with jokes if your life depended on it
@Dough7094 ай бұрын
Dana bringing his own Powerslap cup is killing me.
@vertical70474 ай бұрын
Bertrude calling Joey, Tommy and Dana dumb guys. Is like me (a movie theater janitor) calling Tommy a poor. He sounds a little butt hurt about everyone talking about how simple he is 😂
@ReckIamation4 ай бұрын
Tom: "the most important question anyone can ask you, let's talk about black jack." Burt: (louder voice volume that anyone while interrupting) "this is so fucking perfect..." Tom: "...did you always love black jack?" Dana: "I've always loved gambling..." Burt: (interrupting again) "hang on, let's start here."
@JoshBCruz4 ай бұрын
🎉 Great episode! Dana is wich a breath if fresh air & Motivation ~ always genuine and has such great stories with great people.
@TheBigXav4 ай бұрын
Dana: “I was in my early twenties I wasn’t reading the newspaper” Bert: “😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀”
@Zareias4 ай бұрын
Was this really worth making a comment about? You know Bert giggles at charisma and quips. What does it say about you though 😂
@TheBigXav4 ай бұрын
@@Zareias it says I am annoyed by Bert. Thought that was pretty self explanatory. Dont be a RTDFGT
@Zareias4 ай бұрын
@@TheBigXaviPad baby = someone who can’t control their emotions on the internet, who chooses to feel outraged and respond like an untrained dog. How does hating on someone’s success make you feel? 😂 poor mentality.
@justbigstepbro91674 ай бұрын
@@Zareias ironically you commenting on his comment should go against your own sentiment. You are the real IPad baby. No where in his comment did he hate on barts success. Stop projecting, you won’t get invited to their next vodka event.
@garvinthemartian43234 ай бұрын
Grandma is the Matriarch Dana (girls name)
@Alec193474 ай бұрын
Bert tryna explain the thrill of gambling to Dana….
@FunnyDougy4 ай бұрын
He said "ME" a lot in that explanations, in most of his explanations to be fair.
@seanhurley1504 ай бұрын
The tiggles
@Sick6thSense4 ай бұрын
Bert "Can I ask you a weird question" Kreischer
@davidmgill3 ай бұрын
But he’ll ask the question in a way that somehow brings it back to him and show how he’s s cool guy.
@carlosatress7854 ай бұрын
Burt saying “F*** those C****” and then Dana going on to say how he goes above and beyond by shooting live footage of his kids events and being present in the moment though he can’t be there 😂😂😂 gotta love it 😅
@Yaptracks3 ай бұрын
How Bert can sit crossed legged for so long is always on my mind
@TwoTreesVisuals4 ай бұрын
Bert was not prepared for this moment.
@salokcin694 ай бұрын
Good lord Bert is such an active detriment to the show.
@ML-kx9gz4 ай бұрын
always has been, that's why I could never really get into this show. I tried in the beginning but his cackling and ego and just non-stop relentless promotion while being an absolute opportunist at all times is beyond annoying, it's almost like 2b1c really exposes him for what he is which is more of a businessman than an actual comedian. it gets to be highly agitating very quickly. I just noticed that Dana was on here and wanted to see how he reacted to Bert, dana went out of his way to be nice while also kind of slapping him around, towards the end you can see he's starting to get very aggravated by him and Tom is just sitting there looking embarrassed.
@Illiyinmusic4 ай бұрын
How? It's their show. It's been like this from day one.. It got big because of them two together. It just works. Create one thing in your life besides boogers
@michaelhxhdhdjdj4 ай бұрын
Then why the fuck do use watch it!?? I really enjoy rogans podcast, i HATE his comedy i think its awful too the point it makes me cringe watching it.. guess what, i didnt watch his special! The special before or ANY standup clips why the fuck would i!! Im sorry but you have too be some next level LOOSER too watch a podcast you hate every week, knowing you dont like it just too write a comment and get some validation from other loosers? There must be better things than 25 likes on ur comment too make you feel good and waste 90 minutes of your life for? Maybe watch something u enjoy!!???? Thats got too be better than 90 minutes of something u hate just so u can write a shitty comment and have another 25 people like it. It cant feel that good too get them likes and theres so much content available on youtube, netflix, tiktok, amazon ….. theres 5 billion hours of content and stuff too watch at any moment. Why would you spend an hour watching people u hate enough too write a shitty comment? The truth hurts man get a friend or family or something theres better things too do with ur time
@centraltravelsports36964 ай бұрын
Hey, you tube is there an edited version without Bert talking? Those time stamps would be priceless!
@romanjacobs17942 ай бұрын
What the héll Bert means by repeating, that Dana is a regular dude?
@markmadonna70684 ай бұрын
Im still try to get over the fact that Bert of all people called rogan a moron🤦♂️
@ja53044 ай бұрын
2 seconds in and I already can hear Bert labored breathing. Put on a god damn cpap
@FreemanThomas24 ай бұрын
😂. Tom should be reading these burns on his ymh podcast.
@FunnyDougy4 ай бұрын
@@FreemanThomas2 He can't lose the fat chick in his friend group that makes him look so good.
@360Fov4 ай бұрын
" I learned how to play Baccarat from the Chinese down at Ceaser's Palace" LMAOOOO What a quote