Taking Over The Vegas Sphere w/ Dana White | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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@bokuyper5894
@bokuyper5894 4 ай бұрын
Tom and Dana just continuing their conversations when Bert blurts out stuff, fantastic stuff lol like parents trying to ignore their pushy toddler
@MastaShake327
@MastaShake327 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@kryterz
@kryterz 4 ай бұрын
When Tom saya I'll come on a different tip to gamble and bertsay why not the same one. "I'm probably working" lmao, read the room
@Chad-k6d
@Chad-k6d 4 ай бұрын
You genuinely think this is " fantastic stuff"? This is unwatchable and annoying af
@VENOM_kills
@VENOM_kills 4 ай бұрын
When he says “And blackey” and Tom just snorts and looks over at Dana like “anyway” is painful to see
@Sonofgrievous
@Sonofgrievous 4 ай бұрын
Bert: I like drinking Dana: yea. You got a bottle of vodka. It’s noon 😂
@irish7611
@irish7611 4 ай бұрын
@@Sonofgrievous Dana is probably thinking …. “Keep this weirdo away from Jon Jones please….” 😂
@cesaruribe2487
@cesaruribe2487 4 ай бұрын
Me me me I love this city more than you Dana. I promise.
@FunnyDougy
@FunnyDougy 4 ай бұрын
@@cesaruribe2487 When they ignored Bert's interruptions he just giggled louder than they spoke. Most insecure human being in comedy.
@BluntVille
@BluntVille 4 ай бұрын
@@cesaruribe2487 No one thinks about joe like i do , you want to know what i feel about joe??
@james654100
@james654100 4 ай бұрын
​@@BluntVilleNobody cares. Joe's the shit!
@Nicholas.Clinton
@Nicholas.Clinton 4 ай бұрын
Thanks for robbing this interview of a seamless, thought-provoking conversation Bert Kreisher
@sibeproductions4387
@sibeproductions4387 4 ай бұрын
he always makes it about him
@ermencg1630
@ermencg1630 4 ай бұрын
You cant have that with dana white. Sometimes you get the feeling he lies but then you see he actualy believes the bs he talks about
@HokeLife
@HokeLife 4 ай бұрын
seriously
@michaelhxhdhdjdj
@michaelhxhdhdjdj 4 ай бұрын
Love how this has 10k views. So many ppl “hate tom and bert” and have the time too watch and comment on everything that someone they “hate” posts😂😂😂😂 I have MANY people and comedians i cant stand either their personality or even if i like them but not their comedy (joe rogan).. guess what i just didnt watch his new special why the fuck would i😂 i watched the jre literilly 2 days ago with matt walsh and ive determined i really just dont like thst guy either so guess what! Im NOT going too watch his movie😂 my life is UNaffected i dont like them i dont watch their stuff and i move on and am happy and watch people and things i do like🥳. It seems obvious but surely constantly watching people or things u dont like would make u fucking MISERABLE!??? Too the point ur then commenting and spending so much time replying too comments and then commenting more etc. i am poor btw i literilly have £250 in my bank and no job! U lot really are fucking loosers!😂 at no point was tom wrong. I am a “poor” and see the joke in it becsuse use are such fucking loosers im broke but i have good friends and a fucking great family im happy! What person is happy but only hate watches stuff too leave shitty comments😂??? LOOSERS!😂 the truth hurts😂
@Wasatch99
@Wasatch99 4 ай бұрын
Right?! He is a dip s***
@PickledRickles
@PickledRickles 4 ай бұрын
I keep seeing Tom scream "Bert, shut the fuck up" in my head and it helps.
@MavDillain
@MavDillain 4 ай бұрын
The only person worse than tom is Burp. They belong to each other
@theohurt4026
@theohurt4026 4 ай бұрын
that last statement was real "I love my life so much I don't want to go to sleep at night" new life goal
@rooster827
@rooster827 4 ай бұрын
Almost forgot Bert was there for a minute then “eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”
@joeygarcia4277
@joeygarcia4277 4 ай бұрын
Like an Orca in the ocean
@DDRwoodwork
@DDRwoodwork 4 ай бұрын
i audibly went "shut up bert"
@littlewigglemonster7691
@littlewigglemonster7691 4 ай бұрын
​@@joeygarcia4277 so f'cking rude to orca's bro. No need to be so hateful
@aberiser9358
@aberiser9358 4 ай бұрын
How can you not hear the breathing and throat burps lmao his mic was way to loud 😂😂
@dantheman41189
@dantheman41189 4 ай бұрын
it's ok. We were all enjoying that minute until Bert reminded us of his presence
@xamazingxethanx
@xamazingxethanx 4 ай бұрын
Tom literally talking over Bert like he's his toddler lol
@commentforthealgo5383
@commentforthealgo5383 4 ай бұрын
its like hes finally around an adult and bert finally shuts up does not want to say something gay or stupid
@DND09
@DND09 4 ай бұрын
Dana is legit and he knows he had to steer this one lol good on him
@SinisterSeeds
@SinisterSeeds 4 ай бұрын
He has to lol
@importtuner2oo4
@importtuner2oo4 4 ай бұрын
A re-toddler
@LiquidityThieves
@LiquidityThieves 4 ай бұрын
Thats cuz bert is a simpleton
@ciancoughlan2690
@ciancoughlan2690 4 ай бұрын
Bert makes me understand narcissism
@mjdukes23
@mjdukes23 4 ай бұрын
😂
@Last_Chance.
@Last_Chance. 4 ай бұрын
Naturally
@DEADPOOLKENNEDY
@DEADPOOLKENNEDY 4 ай бұрын
Good point
@UnethicalCritic
@UnethicalCritic 4 ай бұрын
Excellent.
@xLuk3x
@xLuk3x 4 ай бұрын
i think he partially cured mine by being so fucking obnoxious
@beauchristy5400
@beauchristy5400 4 ай бұрын
Bert just called one of the best businessmen in the country an idiot😂
@lexton62
@lexton62 4 ай бұрын
This episode made me understand the Bert hate
@sohambubka05
@sohambubka05 4 ай бұрын
The fact that Tom continues to conduct this show with an actual dolphin as a co-host is hilarious😅
@TazzChic-nz6hm
@TazzChic-nz6hm 4 ай бұрын
I was just thinking the same. I actually think they are becoming too noticeably different. Bert is becoming embarrassing - I love him dearly but he needs to find a new group of "his people"
@sohambubka05
@sohambubka05 4 ай бұрын
​@@TazzChic-nz6hm Bert laughs in a certain way 🐬😂
@badstar9670
@badstar9670 4 ай бұрын
Dolphins are intelligent creatures, nro
@allen3309
@allen3309 4 ай бұрын
That fat dolphin looks like it has serious health issues 😂
@DonRoccoRicardo
@DonRoccoRicardo 4 ай бұрын
I translated it as "I agree"
@garrettrichardson403
@garrettrichardson403 4 ай бұрын
I've never wished Bert would go away more. What a fantastic interview for Tom and Dana being interrupted by a dolphin toddler. Calling Rogan a moron to the biggest Rogan fan. It's the best of "Bert not reading the room."
@msjenanicole
@msjenanicole 4 ай бұрын
💯
@FunnyDougy
@FunnyDougy 4 ай бұрын
I'm 50 minutes in and wondering how Dana didn't find the door.
@Sid00077
@Sid00077 4 ай бұрын
Rogan and Bert are close pals and Dana knows that. They are comedians and Dana knows how comedians riff with each other. There was no malice behind Bert calling Joe a moron, especially Bert, a gay who will tell anyone who would listen how much Joe helped him and his career
@JohanLiebert1
@JohanLiebert1 4 ай бұрын
@@Sid00077 Bert is a comedian?
@santiagosolanonavarro7055
@santiagosolanonavarro7055 4 ай бұрын
​@@FunnyDougy is not like that anymore..
@dbrano74
@dbrano74 4 ай бұрын
Came here to shit on Bart but 276+ people beat me to it! 😂🤣
@am3r1k1lla5
@am3r1k1lla5 4 ай бұрын
Dork
@YCWideawakeFinest252
@YCWideawakeFinest252 4 ай бұрын
SHUT UPPPPPP!!!!!!!
@dbrano74
@dbrano74 4 ай бұрын
@@YCWideawakeFinest252 🤣
@dbrano74
@dbrano74 4 ай бұрын
@@am3r1k1lla5 😮😂
@YCWideawakeFinest252
@YCWideawakeFinest252 4 ай бұрын
@@dbrano74 STOPPPP!!!!! UR MAKING ME MADDD!!!!!!
@boyhowdy1034
@boyhowdy1034 4 ай бұрын
Is Bert capable of not putting himself at the center of every question? "I name drop. Who do you name drop"? "I have a video where i talk about how I love drinking. Why do you like gambling?" Also, Bert saying "we are all really rich guys" to Dana is like talking to Tom Brady about your peewee resume.
@azinke4711
@azinke4711 4 ай бұрын
I love how Tom looked Dana in his face and said I’m going to book a separate gambling trip with you that doesn’t include drunk Bert 😂
@mzerebniak
@mzerebniak 4 ай бұрын
Should’ve been a Tom Talks episode
@michaelolive9593
@michaelolive9593 4 ай бұрын
💯
@AlanGuerrero4
@AlanGuerrero4 4 ай бұрын
Too big of a guest to have Bert there respectfully
@kompressahdnb
@kompressahdnb 4 ай бұрын
I was thinking the same before I went into the comments.
@Pupper888
@Pupper888 4 ай бұрын
100% agree. He only contributes an obnoxious wheezing laugh 🙄
@yew2oob954
@yew2oob954 4 ай бұрын
Bert and Dana have a lot in common...they'd use an open hand when slapping their wife.
@TheBigXav
@TheBigXav 4 ай бұрын
@@AlanGuerrero4 respectfully
@lordtubington995
@lordtubington995 4 ай бұрын
Right? His whole constant bout of one-upmanship is so aggravating. Let your guest and co-host talk. If it was someone that’s been on 5-6 times I get it. I’m sure Dana will not offer to come back in the near future.
@animalarmy
@animalarmy 4 ай бұрын
Bert thinking of Joe as a moron is the ultimate irony
@ThedeadlyOG
@ThedeadlyOG 4 ай бұрын
My god man they both are monkey brained . Joe only goes after Bert bc he’s such a weak target and needs to be called out and Bert can’t stand to be called out on any of his insane behavior bc of course he’s a monkey Brain too
@TheKingOfBeans
@TheKingOfBeans 4 ай бұрын
But Joe is a moron
@FunnyDougy
@FunnyDougy 4 ай бұрын
"It's Bert" -Ari Shaffir
@jarkinmalarkin
@jarkinmalarkin 4 ай бұрын
Well he's right
@18JR78
@18JR78 4 ай бұрын
He’s mad Joe made fun of him on the latest JRE episode with Tom
@LuridRequiem
@LuridRequiem 4 ай бұрын
Bert making noise is like the hired help trying to start a conversation with billionaires at the board meeting
@kidwave1
@kidwave1 4 ай бұрын
There has NEVER EXISTED a less self aware human being than Bert Kreischer!
@micahzig7257
@micahzig7257 4 ай бұрын
The audacity Bert has calling anybody a moron is wild.
@johnpronk7778
@johnpronk7778 4 ай бұрын
Was just coming here to say this, Joe should beat his ass
@Zalman1337
@Zalman1337 4 ай бұрын
A comic's brain is so different than a pedestrian's brain.
@AM-ry8is
@AM-ry8is 21 күн бұрын
@@Zalman1337 alcoholic brain
@williedame4406
@williedame4406 4 ай бұрын
Biggest pet peeve is an interviewer asking a question and then proceeding to answer it themselves. Scwaub does it, Bert does it. Grinds my gears.
@FunnyDougy
@FunnyDougy 4 ай бұрын
If you watched more episodes "I think you'd be surprised."
@jeffreyhaskin7584
@jeffreyhaskin7584 4 ай бұрын
@@FunnyDougy Here's the thing...
@iliasss23
@iliasss23 4 ай бұрын
i dont mind it
@michaelhxhdhdjdj
@michaelhxhdhdjdj 4 ай бұрын
@@FunnyDougy Then why the fuck do use watch it!?? I really enjoy rogans podcast, i HATE his comedy i think its awful too the point it makes me cringe watching it.. guess what, i didnt watch his special! The special before or ANY standup clips why the fuck would i!! Im sorry but you have too be some next level LOOSER too watch a podcast you hate every week, knowing you dont like it just too write a comment and get some validation from other loosers? There must be better things than 25 likes on ur comment too make you feel good and waste 90 minutes of your life for? Maybe watch something u enjoy!!???? Thats got too be better than 90 minutes of something u hate just so u can write a shitty comment and have another 25 people like it. It cant feel that good too get them likes and theres so much content available on youtube, netflix, tiktok, amazon ….. theres 5 billion hours of content and stuff too watch at any moment. Why would you spend an hour watching people u hate enough too write a shitty comment? The truth hurts man get a friend or family or something theres better things too do with ur time
@admiraloreo
@admiraloreo 4 ай бұрын
Dana: “i was in my 20s so i didnt read the news paper” Bert: *hyena laughs*
@FunnyDougy
@FunnyDougy 4 ай бұрын
Bert is about as easy on the ears as Kamala.
@Jimboslice35
@Jimboslice35 4 ай бұрын
That was bizarre
@Chris-od1jp
@Chris-od1jp 4 ай бұрын
No wonder he didn't realise the internet existed
@FlameNM
@FlameNM 3 ай бұрын
@@FunnyDougyleave it to a moron to bring politics into this
@that__one__guy5405
@that__one__guy5405 4 ай бұрын
Literally the first noise Bart made was that of a regarded drunken porpoise
@travistownsend8800
@travistownsend8800 2 ай бұрын
Watching on my phone and it actually scared my 7 year old in the other room. "DAD! WHAT WAS THAT? 😮"
@McLovin0417
@McLovin0417 4 ай бұрын
I don't know what's worse: Bert or commercials every 5min
@richardhall5221
@richardhall5221 4 ай бұрын
I love how Bert kept asking how Dana starts his day, then repeatedly interrupted him with bs. Thank God Tom was there to control him.
@TeaGF
@TeaGF 4 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard when Bert said "tom is mexican" and Dana doesn't even acknowledge it at all and keeps talking
@derekdurham8829
@derekdurham8829 4 ай бұрын
Mr white doesn't care about race he is a wonderful person
@FunnyDougy
@FunnyDougy 4 ай бұрын
Dana deals with cage fighters every day, what's one more pompous buffoon?
@Zaddy69wake
@Zaddy69wake 4 ай бұрын
​@@derekdurham8829 Tell that to Woodley
@verakoo6187
@verakoo6187 4 ай бұрын
​@@derekdurham8829 nah it's because he can clearly tell Tom is Japanese
@lordtubington995
@lordtubington995 4 ай бұрын
He also shrugged off Bert’s attempt of humour towards Native Americans. Should be a good enough clip to get rolling to get’em cancelled in Canada🤣
@ddl2k7
@ddl2k7 4 ай бұрын
Bert added zero to this, I'm impressed how cool headed Dana was dealing with Bert's stupid nothingness talking points
@dalelane1948
@dalelane1948 4 ай бұрын
Don’t you know how “prolific“ Bart is? 😂 He misused that word over and over again
@randahlliebelt8603
@randahlliebelt8603 4 ай бұрын
Especially with the "we're all morons" comment. Wtf Bort
@ilike2watch66
@ilike2watch66 4 ай бұрын
Not to mention the a-hole that he is said to Dana, ”we are totally welcome to be invited to one of those parties”. When Dana was talking about the parties he throws at the end. What kind of douchebag says something like that.
@sibeproductions4387
@sibeproductions4387 4 ай бұрын
when he starts going "I watch every Jake Paul fight" out of nowhere look at Dana's expression go cold. Barf you mess
@dogologyaz5625
@dogologyaz5625 4 ай бұрын
Bert never does. He’s a waste.
@jeradcullen9155
@jeradcullen9155 4 ай бұрын
I cant believe that Bert interrupts Tom and Dana literally in every single scenario. Toms patience is insane. He stops Tom from talking every time he tries to ask a question, in the middle of a question, just to ask his own question. It must be exhausting.
@patricksome7142
@patricksome7142 4 ай бұрын
Bert calling Dana a regular guy, and a moron was jaw-dropping. Bert, youre no where near dana's level. Dont ever make the mistake of putting yourself next to him like that again. I could see dana physically restraining his own mouth when you started your drunk rambles.
@Illiyinmusic
@Illiyinmusic 4 ай бұрын
"don't ever do that again" lmao and you're telling someone what to do when you're not a fraction of their level. Crazy. Talking like that you sound like you're broke, but try to manifest being something one day, but it'll never happen because you don't have it.
@patricksome7142
@patricksome7142 4 ай бұрын
@jerryhill8281 I'm very, very far from broke. I earned my money, unlike Bert, which is why he's unaware of his actual social standings. You should probably learn how to put a decent sentence together, yourself. It'll be a good step in the right direction for you. You spell and type like someone who buys single ply toilet paper and spends extra money on Jordan's instead of work boots.
@tommy2swole
@tommy2swole 4 ай бұрын
​@@patricksome7142 dude chill that's Bert's burner account
@ninjallama7046
@ninjallama7046 4 ай бұрын
I bet Tom would’ve LOVED this as a Tom talks episode
@Bangarang88
@Bangarang88 4 ай бұрын
I can’t imagine the talk Tom must’ve had with Bert for him to be that quiet during this episode 😆
@tylersypherd5461
@tylersypherd5461 4 ай бұрын
I guess you didn’t see the whole episode yet
@eravasio897
@eravasio897 4 ай бұрын
And Bert is still so punishing to listen to.
@johnthankarlssn
@johnthankarlssn 4 ай бұрын
I mean, Isn't Bert basically hearing impaired now? lol
@danielmeuler2877
@danielmeuler2877 4 ай бұрын
Quite for Bert. Obnoxious for any other normal human. Imagine being that insufferable and not know it.
@stephenvermeer9991
@stephenvermeer9991 4 ай бұрын
Barks face is so red from holding in all the talking he wants to do. Really wish he sat this one out
@immasurvivor
@immasurvivor 4 ай бұрын
Hey, we cant dogpile him for talking too much and also dogpile him when he actually shus up.....Ok, we totally can but its not nice.
@tyler1735
@tyler1735 4 ай бұрын
@@immasurvivor yes we can and will.
@immasurvivor
@immasurvivor 4 ай бұрын
@@tyler1735 Good point, as you were soldier.
@TrueHauntedStoryTeller
@TrueHauntedStoryTeller 4 ай бұрын
“I was in my 20s I wasn’t reading the newspaper@“-Dana …Bert: Laughs uncontrollably 😂
@timhensley1415
@timhensley1415 4 ай бұрын
Bert “ I know what you’re going to do” Dana: (smiles and just looks at him like no the fuck you don’t) lol
@Kukkema
@Kukkema 4 ай бұрын
Bert is contributing with absolutely nothing in these 😂
@cowboychamploo7777
@cowboychamploo7777 4 ай бұрын
Not true at all.. he regularly laughs at nothing, interrupts/derails, and disrespects the guest and the man who made his career, he has tons to contribute its just all wack af
@lorenzofernandez8950
@lorenzofernandez8950 4 ай бұрын
Tom having a fantastic, well informed interview with Dana.. Bert "Oooo Ooooo, pay attention to me!!!'
@AirWindFire
@AirWindFire 4 ай бұрын
Tom: says something mildly pleasant Bert: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Bert wasn’t bullied enough.
@beatrice81
@beatrice81 4 ай бұрын
It's clear who was sheltered
@danglytiger2638
@danglytiger2638 4 ай бұрын
😂
@samtavakoli6682
@samtavakoli6682 4 ай бұрын
My favourite was when he basically asked Dana to rat on any mobsters who maybe still running some things in Vegas, on a podcast. I'm not saying Vegas isn't clean, but if it's not, he's definitely not telling the alcoholic attention seeker who can't keep anything to himself, on a podcast.
@fredychicano654
@fredychicano654 4 ай бұрын
​@@samtavakoli6682Vegas never will be cleaned
@FunnyDougy
@FunnyDougy 4 ай бұрын
Little rich kid staying in college forever on daddy's dime.
@PandaLead3
@PandaLead3 4 ай бұрын
The way Dana obliterates Bert by saying he watched all his kid's events live at work - was priceless.
@apehunter1
@apehunter1 4 ай бұрын
This episode is Berts downfall mark
@seanwasko5360
@seanwasko5360 4 ай бұрын
Bert looks like he’s about to explode. He hasn’t heard a word. all he’s thought about is wait til my story. 😂
@BicMitchum99
@BicMitchum99 4 ай бұрын
Tom missed an opportunity to make Bert go get coffees while the adults were talking.
@DirectorBrazil
@DirectorBrazil 4 ай бұрын
Tate was disappointed
@alberttang6955
@alberttang6955 4 ай бұрын
He should have taken a cash roll out of his pocket, peeled off a couple of big bills, and told Bret "Here, go out front and get yourself a sandwich, any kind you like, and a soda. When we're done here, someone will take you back home."
@SupremeWillis
@SupremeWillis 2 ай бұрын
@@alberttang6955you do Know Bert and Tom have the same nerworth 😂 Bert isn’t poor they are both multi millionaires but here’s the kicker Bert owns the majority of the podcast so Tom can’t tell him what to do it’s the other way around lower majority holder doesn’t run the show
@jackwilson5869
@jackwilson5869 4 ай бұрын
Bert is such a great uncle to his kids
@JohnnyDeezlifts
@JohnnyDeezlifts 4 ай бұрын
Leave it to Bert to incoherently flex to Dana the entire podcast😂
@jamescole4997
@jamescole4997 4 ай бұрын
Tom should have solo’d this one.
@jessicamattix2264
@jessicamattix2264 4 ай бұрын
I love how when Bert says “we’re all Keto guys” Dana and Tom pause and say nothing and then keep taking.. ☠️
@bamaramify
@bamaramify 4 ай бұрын
Berts random comments and laughs just take me out of the conversation immediately lol
@TheBigXav
@TheBigXav 4 ай бұрын
Tom brings up blackjack because it’s Dana white and he is asked about it in every interview Bert: “YES YES YES YES YES THIS IS PERFECT *squeals*” Dana: 😐
@Anthony-ti2it
@Anthony-ti2it 4 ай бұрын
They always start with “me” “mine” or “I” 😂
@guthoriantony
@guthoriantony 4 ай бұрын
I'm glad someone else dislikes bert
@ctrl_alt_del100
@ctrl_alt_del100 4 ай бұрын
Probably what your wife says about you
@Zareias
@Zareias 4 ай бұрын
@@guthoriantonyyou’re glad to be proven that you’re a part of an unhappy vocally distressed crowd. My god. Does he not see himself?
@derpderpington824
@derpderpington824 4 ай бұрын
Stop saying prolific, Bert. It doesn't mean what you think it means.😂
@gjergjib.9896
@gjergjib.9896 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@mikeyt2404
@mikeyt2404 4 ай бұрын
Ya I think he means prophetic lol
@mikepascale3836
@mikepascale3836 4 ай бұрын
Bert's use of the word prolific is prolific. 😂 I think he meant profound.
@danmartin9160
@danmartin9160 4 ай бұрын
Tom. I know you love Bert and I know he's your best friend but It's time man. Drop Bert so we can actually listen to a good conversation when you have a great guest on
@sperez3275
@sperez3275 4 ай бұрын
@@danmartin9160 god y’all r miserable 😂 it seems like it sucks /: Get well soon!
@brianspringer6783
@brianspringer6783 4 ай бұрын
Bert can’t help but ruin every conversation - this is brutal
@cheahbuddy6146
@cheahbuddy6146 4 ай бұрын
I swear Bert has that terrible laugh so people are forced to acknowledge his existence 😂.
@JohnnyDeezlifts
@JohnnyDeezlifts 4 ай бұрын
@@cheahbuddy6146 100% true🤣
@cheahbuddy6146
@cheahbuddy6146 4 ай бұрын
@@JohnnyDeezlifts I literally didn't notice he was there for ages till he did his horrible laugh talkin that makes me wanna jam a pencil through both my ear drums simultaneously.
@bearkuda
@bearkuda 4 ай бұрын
Brent is holding YMH back as a whole.
@jibberilins
@jibberilins 4 ай бұрын
This video would be better if Bert would just shut up 😂😂
@DDrrjj_j
@DDrrjj_j 4 ай бұрын
8:55 "this is the most corrupt place in the world" Dana realizing the adult across from him has room temp IQ
@irish7611
@irish7611 4 ай бұрын
Then we hear Bert wheezing into the mic and struggling to sit ….
@tbizzle00
@tbizzle00 4 ай бұрын
Room temp IQ 😂
@peezyplays-_-
@peezyplays-_- 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂room temp iq got it
@andreaadams8849
@andreaadams8849 4 ай бұрын
In Celsius
@TristonTried
@TristonTried 4 ай бұрын
I love how Bert realized he’s nothing like the A list celebrities that go to the Christmas parties 😂😂
@Betty-Boop809
@Betty-Boop809 4 ай бұрын
“We’re all wealthy men in this room” probably something to keep to yourself.
@boakeen
@boakeen 4 ай бұрын
I wish bert was sick for this one
@AllieLivin
@AllieLivin 4 ай бұрын
Good for you
@Zareias
@Zareias 4 ай бұрын
Toddlers with iPads have better opinions
@tobiasdangershaft3036
@tobiasdangershaft3036 4 ай бұрын
@@Zareiasbig bart fan? Do you watch after you get dropped off by the short bus?
@DannyLynch123
@DannyLynch123 4 ай бұрын
I think he was for this one tbh 😅
@FunnyDougy
@FunnyDougy 4 ай бұрын
@@Zareias Than Bert.
@lindseyhawkes201
@lindseyhawkes201 4 ай бұрын
Could have been such a cool interview but Bert was there.
@MrSpeedyAce
@MrSpeedyAce 4 ай бұрын
Dude had me triggering so hard in the first 10 mins 🤬🤬🤬
@Jetlifeetravi
@Jetlifeetravi 4 ай бұрын
Can't stand the dude
@ronnydisalvo80
@ronnydisalvo80 4 ай бұрын
When is Bert gonna get a shirt that says. ITS ALL ABOUT ME 😅😂
@KevinLopez-dn7if
@KevinLopez-dn7if 4 ай бұрын
You know it’s a great interview when Bert is under control for most of the interview 😂😂😂😂
@DJPRADO494
@DJPRADO494 4 ай бұрын
Dana don’t wanna hang out with Bert 😂
@impoundedkota
@impoundedkota 4 ай бұрын
took him an hour, but he finally de-railed this fuckin thing
@elssmann827
@elssmann827 4 ай бұрын
Man it would be so great to have this episode with just Tom and Dana.
@jaymckown15
@jaymckown15 4 ай бұрын
Bert being obnoxiously drunk for sit down with a shark like Dana White is crazy. He should watch this back and be embarrassed. He openly shouted for ice while Dana was mid-convo. Get sober Bert and grow up
@matthewhill7311
@matthewhill7311 4 ай бұрын
you can tell by the tone of that quick comment hes an absolute cund to everyone that works for him or he thinks are below him
@carlosbenavnete241
@carlosbenavnete241 4 ай бұрын
Hey spread love not hate brother
@michaelhxhdhdjdj
@michaelhxhdhdjdj 4 ай бұрын
Then why the fuck do use watch it!?? I really enjoy rogans podcast, i HATE his comedy i think its awful too the point it makes me cringe watching it.. guess what, i didnt watch his special! The special before or ANY standup clips why the fuck would i!! Im sorry but you have too be some next level LOOSER too watch a podcast you hate every week, knowing you dont like it just too write a comment and get some validation from other loosers? There must be better things than 25 likes on ur comment too make you feel good and waste 90 minutes of your life for? Maybe watch something u enjoy!!???? Thats got too be better than 90 minutes of something u hate just so u can write a shitty comment and have another 25 people like it. It cant feel that good too get them likes and theres so much content available on youtube, netflix, tiktok, amazon ….. theres 5 billion hours of content and stuff too watch at any moment. Why would you spend an hour watching people u hate enough too write a shitty comment? The truth hurts man get a friend or family or something theres better things too do with ur time
@kidwave1
@kidwave1 4 ай бұрын
Bert Kreischer is like an impetuous 14 year old boy, but thousands of times more annoying. And yet again CANNOT RESIST interrupting.
@KinGJA1M3S
@KinGJA1M3S 4 ай бұрын
Dam Bert.. Are you not tired of that Jr high school girl laugh yet? And that eeeeeeeeeee is super gay.. 😂 Dana White was like wtf?¿
@mandaloreward8299
@mandaloreward8299 4 ай бұрын
I love when Blurt asks a question and immediately interrupts him when he goes to answer.
@shellbelle0403
@shellbelle0403 4 ай бұрын
Everytime I get excited about what Dana’s about to say, Bert derails the train. Is this what every podcast is like? 😂
@blakjakgaming
@blakjakgaming 4 ай бұрын
Uhhhhhh HUNDREDpercent
@NathanSmith-np4bz
@NathanSmith-np4bz 4 ай бұрын
Unfortunately, yes.
@shellbelle0403
@shellbelle0403 4 ай бұрын
@@blakjakgaming 🤣
@shellbelle0403
@shellbelle0403 4 ай бұрын
Maybe Tom can bring Dana back for another interview while Bert is out of town or in the bathroom.
@cas126
@cas126 4 ай бұрын
Bert has the kind of energy that could make even the weird guy at work uncomfortable
@mjdukes23
@mjdukes23 4 ай бұрын
😂
@jamescollins5128
@jamescollins5128 4 ай бұрын
Dana just ignoring butter is great
@OMGJaybe
@OMGJaybe 4 ай бұрын
BUTTER 💀
@ahmedhamed1092
@ahmedhamed1092 17 күн бұрын
Bert trying to put down Joe Rohan, only to start a 20 min praise of Joe is amazing
@stevieberg
@stevieberg 4 ай бұрын
1:06:24 as someone who has watched every ufc event for years, the sphere was nothing short of magical. Was such a nice break from the normal UFC promo stuff between fights and absolutely epic. Need to have more of those in the future.
@Jimmyjohnson17768
@Jimmyjohnson17768 4 ай бұрын
Every time Bert speaks I just immediately start getting annoyed
@mortenkittelsen1993
@mortenkittelsen1993 4 ай бұрын
Like when you comment on videos?
@jeremyfortune7274
@jeremyfortune7274 4 ай бұрын
The show would be much better without Bert… use his name, fine, but he doesn’t need to interject or speak at all. Try it, bet money more folks watch
@shellbelle0403
@shellbelle0403 4 ай бұрын
Me too! I’m sure Dana has fantastic stories but Bert won’t let him complete a thought. Down boy! 😂
@am3r1k1lla5
@am3r1k1lla5 4 ай бұрын
Don't listen then just stick to your mom's house
@NateGUYYY
@NateGUYYY 4 ай бұрын
@@mortenkittelsen1993good one. You clown.
@nickpich1
@nickpich1 4 ай бұрын
Tom, i respect your loyalty to Bert. But he is holding you back.
@drinkmorecocacola
@drinkmorecocacola 4 ай бұрын
Lmao he’s famous for the hate Bert gets. It makes you comment and even that makes me comment to inform you.
@showtime1235
@showtime1235 4 ай бұрын
frrrr
@kidwave1
@kidwave1 4 ай бұрын
Too late, I grew sick of Tom a LONG time ago too
@Zareias
@Zareias 4 ай бұрын
how did Dana even stand Bert for 1 hour 20 😂
@Lebanonphenomenon
@Lebanonphenomenon 4 ай бұрын
iPad baby
@TheBigXav
@TheBigXav 4 ай бұрын
@@Zareias = iPad baby
@justbigstepbro9167
@justbigstepbro9167 4 ай бұрын
iPad baby
@FunnyDougy
@FunnyDougy 4 ай бұрын
@DraconianD = iPad baby By his own stupid measuring stick.
@Actual_Human_Take
@Actual_Human_Take 4 ай бұрын
Burl Kurler is the Tila Tequila of Comedy
@DavisD814
@DavisD814 4 ай бұрын
Greatest analogy I’ve ever seen.
@gooooooofy7194
@gooooooofy7194 4 ай бұрын
2:25 brets first word
@MySackSweat
@MySackSweat 4 ай бұрын
Goddammit hahaha
@Vijaymhawar
@Vijaymhawar 2 ай бұрын
That was one diabolical noise 💀
@C_Alcock
@C_Alcock 4 ай бұрын
WOW from the 1hr mark on Bert is absolutely insufferable. Too drunk to have an adult conversation(not that he can handle that sober) I feel bad for Tom, especially at 1:02 when he's tapping his arm while cutting him & Dana off like a undisciplined 5 year old and saying everything is "prolific" which he somehow managed to not use correctly even once! Lmao
@craigmcvey2808
@craigmcvey2808 4 ай бұрын
Bert: I'd love to talk more about me. His actual only thought
@FunnyDougy
@FunnyDougy 4 ай бұрын
You forgot the part where he goes "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" over everyone while they're talking because he'd rather hear the sound of dolphin than other humans who aren't speaking about him.
@craigmcvey2808
@craigmcvey2808 4 ай бұрын
@@FunnyDougy frankly, dolphins should be insulted because at least their "EEEEEEEE" means something to them. Berts noise is just nightmare fuel for my earbuds
@austinweir5281
@austinweir5281 4 ай бұрын
The amount of times Bert interrupts is astonishing!
@withoutthestatepodcast4989
@withoutthestatepodcast4989 4 ай бұрын
“Someone bring some ice in here” Jesus Bert
@lukeyfresh
@lukeyfresh 4 ай бұрын
7 min in and bert is def dying inside. I just know he wants to start yapping
@beatrice81
@beatrice81 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂really
@Chris-P
@Chris-P 4 ай бұрын
Min 8 he begins 🤣
@tyler1735
@tyler1735 4 ай бұрын
Just wait.
@deaderthendead041
@deaderthendead041 2 ай бұрын
I bet you couldn't be original with jokes if your life depended on it
@Dough709
@Dough709 4 ай бұрын
Dana bringing his own Powerslap cup is killing me.
@vertical7047
@vertical7047 4 ай бұрын
Bertrude calling Joey, Tommy and Dana dumb guys. Is like me (a movie theater janitor) calling Tommy a poor. He sounds a little butt hurt about everyone talking about how simple he is 😂
@ReckIamation
@ReckIamation 4 ай бұрын
Tom: "the most important question anyone can ask you, let's talk about black jack." Burt: (louder voice volume that anyone while interrupting) "this is so fucking perfect..." Tom: "...did you always love black jack?" Dana: "I've always loved gambling..." Burt: (interrupting again) "hang on, let's start here."
@JoshBCruz
@JoshBCruz 4 ай бұрын
🎉 Great episode! Dana is wich a breath if fresh air & Motivation ~ always genuine and has such great stories with great people.
@TheBigXav
@TheBigXav 4 ай бұрын
Dana: “I was in my early twenties I wasn’t reading the newspaper” Bert: “😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀”
@Zareias
@Zareias 4 ай бұрын
Was this really worth making a comment about? You know Bert giggles at charisma and quips. What does it say about you though 😂
@TheBigXav
@TheBigXav 4 ай бұрын
@@Zareias it says I am annoyed by Bert. Thought that was pretty self explanatory. Dont be a RTDFGT
@Zareias
@Zareias 4 ай бұрын
@@TheBigXaviPad baby = someone who can’t control their emotions on the internet, who chooses to feel outraged and respond like an untrained dog. How does hating on someone’s success make you feel? 😂 poor mentality.
@justbigstepbro9167
@justbigstepbro9167 4 ай бұрын
@@Zareias ironically you commenting on his comment should go against your own sentiment. You are the real IPad baby. No where in his comment did he hate on barts success. Stop projecting, you won’t get invited to their next vodka event.
@garvinthemartian4323
@garvinthemartian4323 4 ай бұрын
Grandma is the Matriarch Dana (girls name)
@Alec19347
@Alec19347 4 ай бұрын
Bert tryna explain the thrill of gambling to Dana….
@FunnyDougy
@FunnyDougy 4 ай бұрын
He said "ME" a lot in that explanations, in most of his explanations to be fair.
@seanhurley150
@seanhurley150 4 ай бұрын
The tiggles
@Sick6thSense
@Sick6thSense 4 ай бұрын
Bert "Can I ask you a weird question" Kreischer
@davidmgill
@davidmgill 3 ай бұрын
But he’ll ask the question in a way that somehow brings it back to him and show how he’s s cool guy.
@carlosatress785
@carlosatress785 4 ай бұрын
Burt saying “F*** those C****” and then Dana going on to say how he goes above and beyond by shooting live footage of his kids events and being present in the moment though he can’t be there 😂😂😂 gotta love it 😅
@Yaptracks
@Yaptracks 3 ай бұрын
How Bert can sit crossed legged for so long is always on my mind
@TwoTreesVisuals
@TwoTreesVisuals 4 ай бұрын
Bert was not prepared for this moment.
@salokcin69
@salokcin69 4 ай бұрын
Good lord Bert is such an active detriment to the show.
@ML-kx9gz
@ML-kx9gz 4 ай бұрын
always has been, that's why I could never really get into this show. I tried in the beginning but his cackling and ego and just non-stop relentless promotion while being an absolute opportunist at all times is beyond annoying, it's almost like 2b1c really exposes him for what he is which is more of a businessman than an actual comedian. it gets to be highly agitating very quickly. I just noticed that Dana was on here and wanted to see how he reacted to Bert, dana went out of his way to be nice while also kind of slapping him around, towards the end you can see he's starting to get very aggravated by him and Tom is just sitting there looking embarrassed.
@Illiyinmusic
@Illiyinmusic 4 ай бұрын
How? It's their show. It's been like this from day one.. It got big because of them two together. It just works. Create one thing in your life besides boogers
@michaelhxhdhdjdj
@michaelhxhdhdjdj 4 ай бұрын
Then why the fuck do use watch it!?? I really enjoy rogans podcast, i HATE his comedy i think its awful too the point it makes me cringe watching it.. guess what, i didnt watch his special! The special before or ANY standup clips why the fuck would i!! Im sorry but you have too be some next level LOOSER too watch a podcast you hate every week, knowing you dont like it just too write a comment and get some validation from other loosers? There must be better things than 25 likes on ur comment too make you feel good and waste 90 minutes of your life for? Maybe watch something u enjoy!!???? Thats got too be better than 90 minutes of something u hate just so u can write a shitty comment and have another 25 people like it. It cant feel that good too get them likes and theres so much content available on youtube, netflix, tiktok, amazon ….. theres 5 billion hours of content and stuff too watch at any moment. Why would you spend an hour watching people u hate enough too write a shitty comment? The truth hurts man get a friend or family or something theres better things too do with ur time
@centraltravelsports3696
@centraltravelsports3696 4 ай бұрын
Hey, you tube is there an edited version without Bert talking? Those time stamps would be priceless!
@romanjacobs1794
@romanjacobs1794 2 ай бұрын
What the héll Bert means by repeating, that Dana is a regular dude?
@markmadonna7068
@markmadonna7068 4 ай бұрын
Im still try to get over the fact that Bert of all people called rogan a moron🤦‍♂️
@ja5304
@ja5304 4 ай бұрын
2 seconds in and I already can hear Bert labored breathing. Put on a god damn cpap
@FreemanThomas2
@FreemanThomas2 4 ай бұрын
😂. Tom should be reading these burns on his ymh podcast.
@FunnyDougy
@FunnyDougy 4 ай бұрын
@@FreemanThomas2 He can't lose the fat chick in his friend group that makes him look so good.
@360Fov
@360Fov 4 ай бұрын
" I learned how to play Baccarat from the Chinese down at Ceaser's Palace" LMAOOOO What a quote
@rjbruh
@rjbruh 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 TOM: asking amazing questions back2back. BERT : 😂😂😂😂😂🐬🐬
@UNCLEMUG_
@UNCLEMUG_ 4 ай бұрын
Holy cow I never realized how much Bert is a child
@TJsCustoms
@TJsCustoms 4 ай бұрын
“Hi my names Bart and I’m gonna talk any single chance I can get”
@brianquadflieg5578
@brianquadflieg5578 4 ай бұрын
Could of been a good show if Bert called in sick
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