Romantic Chocolate Chip Cookies - You Suck at Cooking (episode 85)

[@yousuckatcooking]

Tweet the cookies: ctt.ec/UOS78 Facebook the cookies: hrefshare.com/9ed56 And happy V day I love you

[@ErikaTBus]

'These cookies will save or destroy everything you love.' Amazing!

[@beooooo6755]

❤

[@AliAli-qd2sv]

Who hurt you ysac?

[@adrizz422]

I love you too

[@danielchen8455]

The opening should have been You suck at romance yeah you totally suck (balls)

[@JakeMatthews-OnLo]

“We’re basically friends pretending it’s still there” those words actually bring a chill down my spine.

[@gennybee]

Right 😩

[@azzzanadra]

wait, are you telling me you aren't dating your friend?

[@azzzanadra]

@Genocide Papy but somehow ends up in bed with them asking yourself "how did i get here?"

[@defaultset]

@Genocide Papy That's... Actually genius! Time to date my sis's bully, better bring my gift

[@Argomundo]

*it* is always gone after 6 to 24 months. its inevitable. Now if you can still stand each other afterwards and still want to be together its a good thing.

[@evz1779]

sometimes i feel like making these videos is your way of venting

[@-.Cherry-]

*IT’S BEEN A MONTH AND HE’S NOT DENYING IT!*

[@minecr4ft1z]

and still at 3 months

[@brogrammerplus7683]

@@minecr4ft1z I...I think your all right

[@dayon2296]

BROgrammer plus lol

[@HexIsme]

"Sometimes"?

[@museMellowLikesMarshMellows]

It's like he's trying not to laugh at the end of every insult

[@jamesyeung3286]

Or crying

[@AJ69238]

@@jamesyeung3286 definitely crying

[@punu3675]

@@AJ69238 definitely crying

[@djtjgibby9516]

@Catat definitely crying

[@wherethefisamerica6760]

@@djtjgibby9516 definitely crying

[@lucysmith6123]

A wise tweet once said, "never listen to how much chocolate chips the recipes say to put in. You put as many chocolate chips as you want"

[@iuliasodinca6477]

Wasn't it "you measure that shit with your heart."?

[@lucysmith6123]

@@iuliasodinca6477 yeah probably. I don't remember 😂

[@Ghost-lk2fc]

I like to keep my chocolate chip to dough ratio at about 10:1

[@bruceasiandude8979]

Waldo chocolate being 10, dough being 1

[@LuckyImp]

1 cup chocolate chips? You bet that ima x2 that shit.

[@lucyhtml]

I'm single and ready to wang-jangle

[@ncdxero88]

Make sure you're stained with mustard for maximum efficiency.

[@Emrader00]

I will be single forever so I’ll just eat all the cookies on my own or with my friends 😂

[@jackcharlie5344]

I'm single and ready to fingle

[@ameena6485]

Pepper, pepper, pepper

[@Tactcat]

I'm sangle

[@subatomicmeow9786]

who hurt you

[@nicolesamuels6276]

Subatomicmeow LMAO

[@Systolic_Gaming]

His so

[@gabistef2799]

His "friend"

[@mena1432]

Everyone

[@buttercup__1]

Subatomicmeow pimblakto

[@deeb8733]

THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS VIDEO: "So many chocolate chip cookies are under chocolate chipped-THAT ENDS NOW"

[@gemaimapoole1005]

Dee B after 4 months this comment had no comments before i ruined it

[@budling5921]

@@gemaimapoole1005 rip

[@spencerthestupidsamurai7326]

I don’t get it

[@sydneybrooks6038]

I love it

[@polly1579]

Jokes on him. I do 2 cups.

[@GhostStealth590]

Plans: -Bake these cookies -Cuddle up -Cry alone and eat myself to death

[@alme7748]

I baked these cookies just the other day! 😆💖👍

[@machine5464]

I would say that I'd cry with you, but being introverted I think we should just cry separately together.

[@zainiikhwan9405]

I'll join you guys to cry at separate places. *highfive *

[@WeedStriker]

I know these comments are usually just a joke, but y'all are gonna be fine

[@puppz9274]

This sounded good right up until that last half of the third sentence

[@mogfaulkner6319]

The beginning was too real, so to make sure the love was still there, we had intercourse during the video. Thanks

[@yousuckatcooking]

That's offensive. You shouldn't watch the video distracted.

[@yuhyuhgrande8832]

I only wish to be as dope as you good sir, intercourse all the way!

[@shane9245]

I accidently clicked on your profile and saw you WEREN’T subbed to YSAC!

[@kaorimiyazono213]

@@yousuckatcooking 666 likes, I couldn't ruin it

[@SaneTheBro]

i wish that happened to me

[@Forcer69]

I love y- “Oh wait I have no one.” *cries

[@oddacity5883]

With enough tears, you can make a friend!

[@Pooterchu5269]

I'll be there for you 🤗

[@oddacity5883]

No homo

[@Pooterchu5269]

@@oddacity5883 exactly

[@LydiaApril]

♥️♥️

[@swiftiecat17]

so when i clicked on this and he said turn to your significant other, i didn’t want to feel left out so i turned to my carton of epsom salts and said that i love him.

[@yousuckatcooking]

Epsom salts have feelings too.

[@myname8960]

True

[@jemand771]

that voicecrack when you said "happy valentines day" really hit me

[@serbanandrei7532]

Me too

[@KissTauer]

The part shortl before that was filled with too much pain too in his voice

[@17Domy97]

People who I let tell me I suck at something: -Gordon Ramsey; -This guy.

[@17Domy97]

@Keithdrew 6 so you are telling me that Gordon Ramsey was his repressed student who constantly fail and got mocked for this and now is screaming at people when they fail/don't do recipes properly?

[@MK-wc7sy]

17Domy97 yeah I'll definitely let "Gordon Ramsey semicolon" insult me

[@johnsherfey3675]

I bet you code.

[@alporan7423]

You spelt Ramsay wrong

[@sotharioch290]

But the first one really sucks.

[@maggiemusic777]

*You missed my favourite cookie ingredient* Pepper pepper pepper

[@kareemxo3]

yes

[@tasertag7513]

yes

[@MrMikk532]

yes

[@faithmarie5466]

yes

[@Alejandro-zq6ii]

Yes

[@BBQGuys]

I totally thought you were going to combine the dry ingredients with the wet, ugh.. you are so predictable!

[@mr.potato2223]

Someone who's smarter than me Does it matter which one you pour in first

[@normanelmighty4690]

I find that mixing wet first then adding dry is the way to go

[@dickbutt7854]

@@mr.potato2223 yes. It ensures all the ingredients are mixed evenly. If you've ever added ingredients randomly, you've probably noticed they came out lumpy in a bad way

[@huffhuff4604]

My wife and I were laying in bed after discovering your channel and we started reciting the beginning of your video. That went downhill fast and now shes crying. Thanks.

[@patateslikofte6474]

Lol

[@hahaha1162]

@@patateslikofte6474 not the right place to say that buddy

[@hahaha1162]

@Kristopher Edmondson you did not just say THATTTT

[@hahaha1162]

@Kristopher Edmondson :)

[@coreyford3556]

I love you sweetie pumpkin muffin huffin puffin dumpling dunkin

[@spencerfortin6830]

...buddy.. Are you, okay? You and your significant other dont seem to be doin to well.

[@Xartab]

Do what to well?

[@nou6990]

You remember when he made agiioalaiaolaooillaoi I olio?

[@TheFantasticWarrior]

u no aglio e olio

[@pandukartosedono4107]

TFW Was that the break up ageeloilo eol lio video?

[@gdolphinz7486]

I genuinely thought that he would say “Hey baby, let’s smash” for the hammer

[@dumbdead8835]

Damn that’s a good one

[@hamstersdailylife4938]

For the car I thought he’d say “I’d like to ride you”

[@panicatthemood2776]

Smooth af

[@ChaseMcCain81]

Lol

[@dusklunistheumbreon]

I was half expecting him to pull out a sickle with it...

[@Brakfama]

I sense that Jason may be sleeping on the couch tonight...

[@AxxLAfriku]

Hahahahhaah I just saw something very hideous! I looked in the mirror! But I am the best KZbinr of this generation so it is all good! Thanks for you attention dear thicc

[@fobabay]

thicc bith l

[@1xBestOfAllx1]

Is his name actually Jason?

[@magentasquash]

Thank you but we are still waiting for a bread recipe. Bread is the future of youtube. Get on it pls.

[@zoutig.4725]

Let get this bread.

[@yousuckatcooking]

what the hell

[@meetwheatpodcast9078]

@@yousuckatcooking yeah make some bread U cookie muncher

[@shervn6940]

@@yousuckatcooking Yea you egg wanna be

[@Klayperson]

i'll just have to go back to boris' black bread recipe in the meantime

[@CessDoesChaos]

"It ends now!" Me:*pouring whole sack of chocolate chip into dough* VIVA LA REVOLUSION!

[@michaelsorensen7567]

Who has a whole bag to pour? Soon as they're open I'm snacking on those delectable chocolate chunks (which I suspect is why cookies tend to be under chipped..)

[@Ally-pw8xe]

THIS MADE ME LAUGH MORE THAN IT SHOULD HAVE

[@bolenco149]

revolución

[@larkasmr1128]

@@michaelsorensen7567 no but actually im about to make some with my half bag I couldn't keep myself out of XD

[@michaelsorensen7567]

@@larkasmr1128 : furiously tries to track physical location via IP address to get chocolate cookies:

[@LuckyGirl313]

Man A lot of those relationship examples seemed pretty specific

[@Major1745]

I love the laughter bubbling up after each angry example!

[@yousuckatcooking]

That's the agave juice talking.

[@Major1745]

You Suck At Cooking understandable, in my case the anger is the eternal solitude of Valentine days...

[@GasMasquerade]

@Aurumaker72 it's a tequila joke

[@khushboogautam504]

3:50 the way it was sad made me really sad Stay strong, you are amazing

[@akiradrawss6206]

*said

[@khushboogautam504]

@@akiradrawss6206 ohh thanks for correcting friend 🌸

[@hotpikachu]

:(

[@phailmonster7750]

FOR CHRIST SAKE JASON FIX THE GOD DAMN BACK DECK

[@deborahhanna6640]

Or do you WANT me to die of lockjaw?

[@qaket2413]

That one hit too close to home

[@TheWickedWeaver]

The whole time I was waiting for him to break the cookie heart. Happy Freudian Valentine's Day.

[@Jordgubbe]

You didnt have a comment for 7 months. But here it is.

[@martinszymanski2607]

@Andromeda you didn't have a comment for almost a week- this isn't gonna work is it

[@lilydanielle4533]

Oimatejohnson Oimatejohnson you didn’t gave a comment for two weeks... but here it is

[@martinszymanski2607]

@@lilydanielle4533 a whole 44 minutes without a comment? 0_0

[@recoveringsoul755]

I liked the heart cookie the best because you have to break it to share it with someone, or violently murder it by tearing out chunks with your bare teeth.... um...too much?

[@NoName-ec4we]

I love how at the end you can just hear the smile in his voice

[@nifty5799]

It’s very romantic for me because I bake these cry about love and then eat all of them in one sitting

[@TheRealRealOK]

K N A C K Lmaooo

[@shamisosango8758]

Hmmmm. Tastes like loneliness.

[@nostalgia_junkie]

tastes like knack 2

[@nic558]

Mood

[@maknirak]

UH OHHH, DID SOMEONE SAY KNAAAAACK?

[@pingking64]

I wonder how he learned all of this stuff he can cook, record videos, make music, and edit really really good. How is he this good.

[@oj3738]

Hmmmmm I wonder if he’ll reply to this

[@koz6148]

He probably has a mustache

[@jonitutino8673]

Because he's single.🤣

[@veggistock2924]

That’s why he only posts once a month

[@yousuckatcooking]

It's because of my mustache.

[@estefff8963]

It’s 4:22am and I’m SO GLAD I FOUND YOUR CHANNEL

[@NuclearCashew]

THESE TASTE SO GREAT, it makes signing divorce papers all the more better!

[@degeneratesquid5873]

If only you could share them with the kids that karen took

[@Katz1123]

Life hack, bake these into a shape of a pencil and while it's still warm but not to the point where it's crumbling add a chocolate chip on the tip to make those divorce papers sweet enough to eat

[@TimothyGordon1245]

(⚆_⚆)

[@saddletramp5000]

Been with my man 20 years and I've never made him a hammer shaped cookie That ends now

[@totallynotaferret]

did he like it

[@felesnocis]

Ok I know it’s been 4 years but it’s important for me to know if he liked it

[@firasource]

"Honesty is the best thing for being honest..." These are life quotes to live by

[@fzzymoth]

We know we are all single and watching this

[@user-tn4rc6kp9c]

True

[@carolinalicerio4300]

It be like that sometimes 🙃

[@joanj3319]

I feel so called out

[@AbductionFromAbove]

I'm not but I'm kinda glad we didn't watch this together 😂

[@cytrussToo]

Still waiting for last egg episode after that "egg with no personality" refferance

[@a_platypus]

I knowww, when he said it I was like, iS IT FINALLY HAPPENING??? but alas, no

[@DragonRiderShiru]

I know I got so eggcited 😭

[@toonicetobeunreal]

but the eggs with personality got negglected again =(

[@narhumo7497]

"relationships are weird. Only good for about a year." That hit far too close to home :(

[@chonkyboi7542]

Fr

[@Warmfireandtea]

No, no young ones. The best comes later if you stick with it.😊

[@connorthompson7303]

Do you have a band? Your music is totally adequate.

[@yousuckatcooking]

Whoa dude I’m almost blushing.

[@onefishyboi1961]

totally adequate is now my favourite compliment

[@franzferdinand2717]

probably should be called, "The Wangjanglers"

[@onefishyboi1961]

this

[@javs231]

Featuring Pepper pepper pepper and the Eggs with personalities :D

[@womedrah1415]

And here I am, alone, And in the dark At least I think I am

[@rainespiano]

Look left

[@inquisitionagent9052]

demon: hello there

[@hahaha1162]

This community is so good I love ot it

[@nerd888]

@@inquisitionagent9052 also demon: so you wanna bake cookies or what?

[@OGBeefStew]

Thanks, cant wait to eat these alone tomorrow

[@bingustavo]

At least you won't be bored playing Book Worm Adventures Deluxe

[@krzypl5959]

Beef Stew!

[@xPandamon]

But it will never beat the joys off play Bookworm Adventures Deluxe right? PS: Yes it's really a good game. Loved it back when I played it.

[@superduperjoi6800]

Omg book worm I aced that game

[@colinmoriarty8298]

I've seen him in the wild

[@hunterborman2887]

Who hurt you? Was it pimblokto?

[@starship9874]

I miss pimblokto:(

[@arent2295]

Pimblokto is dead

[@Kokonutzlz]

2:52 I was drinking water and I absolutely spewed when I heard the second half of his car cookie message

[@mizFahrenheit]

Thank you YSAC. I'm off to make chocolate cookies for my husband, but since he at work, I'm gonna eat them ❤️

[@yousuckatcooking]

np

[@23Shadowfox23]

*wipes tear away from eye That's so romantic!

[@seignee]

that's love babeh

[@onefishyboi1961]

its the thought that counts

[@mizFahrenheit]

I couldn't eat them all.... I was able to make 9 of them. He definitely got some of em :)

[@yaradan807]

The best part after watching the video itself is reading YSAC's replies to viewers. A double tutorial. Thank you.

[@yousuckatcooking]

You're welcome.

[@Chavelilol]

Oh

[@randomrabbit3161]

I don't know which I loved more: the passive aggressive messages behind the cookie or the changing shadow of the heart cookie during your ending song. Both were amazing! Great video!

[@NeenaBreena]

Am I allowed to watch this if I’m single?

[@nexuswolf780]

We're all in this together.

[@yousuckatcooking]

That's right. @@nexuswolf780

[@sidneypugh3699]

Yeah I Am of course

[@hodisfut]

I started the video feeling sad and lonely for being alone in valentine day. I finished the video and is pretty much the same but at least I can make cookies now.

[@mert.e]

No worries man. In fact 110% of the audience of this video is single.

[@ItsAsparageese]

I got dumped a couple of weeks ago and this is the hilarious commentary I needed in my life this Valentine's Day. So much better than everything else coming out right now about the holiday. Thank you, YSAC

[@yousuckatcooking]

[@Griff23938]

ohhhhh!!! :) I SEE SOME ROMANCE GOING ON BETWEEN YOU TWO!!! :D

[@slimey.1387]

cue careless whisper

[@danamartinez7840]

- Regular people: see Tasty or Gordon Ramsay or whatever cooking show they see. - Me: YSAC with the best cook ever.

[@rocktricksp1159]

“They’re usually good for about s year” 😂😂😂 very true! Just broke off a 4 year engagement with the worst person I’ve ever met gonna make my ass some choco chip cookies!!!

[@Thunder_Jake]

Geez bro sorry for those wasted 4 years

[@rasyiqahzainudin3250]

yesssssss go you!

[@khalidnasari]

a*

[@rocktricksp1159]

Hi everybody!!!! Thanks for your kind words, I’m also real sorry for those 4 years! If anybody needs a sign to leave their abuser in a longtime relationship pls take this as that sign! You deserve better!!

[@tinyybiceps]

Rocktricks P you go dude!!! proud of you

[@Zwickerly2]

I was hoping for a cookie sickle after you made the cookie hammer. Who doesn't love romantic COMMUNISM?

[@FalynnFromGrace]

Everyone loves a good rom com on Valentine’s Day!

[@자시엘-l1s]

People that like to not starve

[@-.Cherry-]

😆 😂 🤣

[@jeremyfischer7856]

My love for you is as deep as the corruption of our supposedly egalitarian system.

[@applejuice8534]

ahaha...😕

[@bellakirchmann8253]

“just remember that in the end there’s nothing more romantic than honesty, honesty is... is the best thing for... being honest”

[@ren09rn]

I love you. I say this, as I turn to my squeeky cute otter, *my Significant Otter.*

[@rawovunlapin8201]

You are what's wrong with this world.

[@blossomnessstudios4446]

Best comment XD

[@jaunks]

Beastiality is illegal, I must report you to the authorities.

[@yhtomit4288]

Things to call your girlfriend. Honey, sugar, pumpkin 1/2 cup of butter 2 cups of milk Preheat the oven to 350°

[@AD-pp3mf]

Ondo on 3fundo

[@riteshsiwakoti2935]

We forgot to stir the batter

[@anyaklum8757]

*onion

[@Ambrosia.apples]

Pepper pepper pepper

[@markojak35]

@@riteshsiwakoti2935 its wangjangling not stiring you uncultured swine

[@soldofpol7026]

"Mix that together with an egg that doesn't have a personality" lol

[@dettmantim1991]

"honesty is the best thing for being honest" classic YSAC

[@vidzeerox]

The floor here is made out of floor.

[@musicandwrestling123]

I don’t think I added enough romance, my cookies taste a little bitter

[@Howesenberg]

Did you add wang jangle juice?

[@alexgade4512]

maybe it was Bad Romance?

[@devoncahill7088]

That's pretty normal in romance. Just add some jack, maybe vodka, and no one will notice.

[@Student-mo3zh]

That‘s weird they‘re supposed to taste like batter

[@musicandwrestling123]

Howesenberg I used only the best quality, authentic, organic wang jangler juice

[@thatcookiecat]

This feels like a really classic episode, it brings back good memories

[@indiegum1694]

0:56 When he said packed brown sugar, I didn't expect it to be that packed. Also, where's part 5 of the Egg Series ?

[@MrSpirals]

I expected it to be even more packed. Possibly in a can, or a suitcase.

[@ellengrace4609]

Matt Earles A little mouse-sized suitcase would have been perfect! 😂

[@___Laura]

My relationship survived the intro, so that was cool. After the video I did blame my boyfriend for not being materialistic enough. He doesn't even want a present, how am I supposed to make myself feel good by buying him a present now?! Asshole. Guess I'll bake him some damn cookies.

[@ifwatili5949]

His reaction after eating those cookies should be like Sweet

[@isawadelapradera6490]

Sex. That's it. Anything beyond that and you're overthinking it.

[@DeadlyCatcher]

@@yousuckatcooking Thank you! Something's wrong! (Been there, I know!)

[@ΕλληΦεαρινου]

It's been over a month and I'm obviously late, but I think this is the most romantic thing ever! And with that, I love y'all !!

[@TheShadesOfBlack]

"One egg that doesn't have a personality" Rip egg skits...

[@stevieboy1299]

This Episode was a lot deeper than I expected.

[@henryosullivan3792]

i feel like this guy wanted to be a musician but someone said "nahh mate, youre a better cook"

[@Gorilla_Chaos]

Power play: Bake the cookies into the words “I want to break up!” They’ll be so confused if you love them or not.

[@masterpieces2218]

That just savagery

[@daddydax8275]

*Cookies looks dryer than my Relationship* ❤️

[@ARSZLB]

was that supposed to be funny...?

[@buxbux3137]

find yourself a tall drink of milk

[@yeahyeahv1608]

you people are dicks 😂

[@mauz791]

@@yeahyeahv1608 lmao yeah

[@daddydax8275]

YeahYeah :v Lmao People so mean these days 😂

[@abdielmartinez6964]

This is the best recepi. I've tried others but too complicated and they don't come out right. That's why this is the best cooking channel. Quick and funny

[@thegreatnoodle4815]

Don't give up. Don't you give up! Why are you quitting there? Just try a little bit harder! No, no, no, don't give up! Think of all the people around you cheering you on! You're almost there! Look at me, it's -10 degrees and I'm here harvesting Asiatic clams! You have to just try! You will surely accomplish your goal! That's why you should...NEVER GIVE UP.

[@strawbebbes4388]

im like 7 months late and 90% sure this is just a random meme but this genuinely almost made me cry and i feel a lot better now. thanks

[@SomeRandomDude821]

@@strawbebbes4388 that was -10°C so its even colder than you think. unless you're not American.

[@lyonlofi]

yeah thanks for rubbing it in ysac, really appreciate it

[@hahaiseewhatyouredoing9086]

I found it oddly satisfying that the cookies and its chips colour blends very well with the wooden cutting board.

[@matteovalentino4890]

I'm actually going to leave my girlfriend after the baby cookie part, wish me luck

[@yousuckatcooking]

gl

[@soapydandy]

Hf

[@user-yp6kk9lx7k]

instead of flour, single people can use cocaine

[@onefishyboi1961]

your profile picture infuriates me

[@MrPaz-xs5si]

Ur fly made me wipe my screen how dare

[@continuousself-improvement1879]

But El Chapo is in jail, heroine flavored cookie-making ends NOW.

[@toonicetobeunreal]

and some marijuana with the chocolate chip

[@paigethepigeon9602]

Ok but honestly, this guy made me want to start cooking / baking after months of barely making anything decent for myself. He made cooking fun for me again, and simple enough that even when life is dragging me down and I feel exhausted, I can take a few minutes out of my day to bake some cookies and laugh at his videos (but not this one lol, this one hit too hard). So yeah, thanks for making me love cooking again, I really really appreciate it.

[@miccellas4566]

"Woah! I just whistled!"

[@willbunyan]

Thanks for the tutorial, now I can cry and binge eat tomorrow!

[@minutemadejuiceboxes9991]

One of my favorite Ysacs

[@FalynnFromGrace]

Thanks to the flour spooning tip in the description, I was finally able to make moist chocolate chip cookies instead of a sad, crumbly mess and it fixed my failing marriage! It’s a Valentine’s Day miracle! Thank you, YSAC!

[@walterofficial6723]

Hehe he still has the bowl that pimblocto stabbed

[@zizimathaba7582]

dang i miss pimblocto. wonder how hes doing now

[@deborahhanna6640]

His true love is in the shed.

[@karayura10]

Pimblokto's corpse is in the garage

[@deborahhanna6640]

My bad: thought he said shed.

[@brindleface9316]

Sent the start to my boyfriend to let him know whats up.

[@trentforent3390]

Brindleface f

[@anacaeiro1049]

Same

[@charlie_mario6292]

F

[@kimberlynguyen124]

F

[@Meawmaster420]

F

[@adareinke5358]

Cookies > Valentine’s Day

[@jaunks]

Cookies Day > Valentine's

[@axylotl8168]

Thanks for another upload dude. Your videos always make my day

[@yousuckatcooking]

You are welcome dude, have a great day.

[@caseyspencer4705]

This is the only KZbin channel I actually stop what I am doing to watch the new episode. Awesome as usual YSAC!

[@tenhundredkills]

I have a date for Valentine's Day It's February 14th.

[@bubzilla6137]

I see what you did there... Kudos! Lol! 😉👍🙂

[@castsmith6783]

can i use *nO pUrPoSe fLoUr* ?!?!?!?!?!

[@yousuckatcooking]

If you want cookies that will wander aimlessly, go for it.

[@gozzilla177]

@Aurumaker72 it gives them purpose, they know to stay put! As there all consuming purpose is in fact to be consumed!!! 😈😈😈

[@gozzilla177]

@Aurumaker72 it's not that complicated let me show you how the cookie crumbles! So a no purpose flour cookie won't have the drive to stay put as it has no purpose to be eaten!!! So it wanders off.... You can't eat a cookie you can't find! Then this cookie will wonder what it's life really is, start doing things to help it's community to fill the void. It volunteers at a local help the chips center. Because there are literally thousand of cookieless chocolate chips! Sad. Eventually he realizes that it's not filling that void deep down in his soul he is thinking of burning himself but as he does he meets a sugar cookie, she is so sweet! This makes him happy for sometime. He gets stable job, someone's gotta bring home the dough! There ginger bread house isn't crazy big but it's cozy. Then they bake themselves some little Debbie's! It's a family now!!! He realizes he wants to protect his family because it's a dangerous world out there!!! You can be eaten anytime you go out, so he start to study he thinks he found his purpose in life at last!!! He approaches the supreme Court of people. Piping hot, he makes a legal case that you shouldn't be eating cookies anymore they have life's of their own!!! He soda'n with this treatment, they eventually grant cookies freedoms....... We can't eat cookies anymore..... I don't wanna live in a world like that!!! Do you???

[@nursultankuandyk6127]

@@yousuckatcooking you meant suicidal cookies?

[@gozzilla177]

@Aurumaker72 no I have a ton of copy paste material for specific silly situations like "no purpose flower" just in case! 😂😂😂 wtf lol Of course I wrote it haha why is being creative require mental health care? Your crazy! :P

[@waterlemon5272]

My new fav channel

[@brendanmalley7053]

THANK GOD!

[@yousuckatcooking]

He was. @Aurumaker72

[@rishimajaju7650]

I really appreciate how you fix all the stuff that's broke , I deadass thought he was gonna say like "our relationship", second thought "herself" or "him"

[@gtbanana90]

Can you help me cook milk next time to go along with this cookies?

[@Ramu-10]

You need to wang-jangle your egg until it makes white stuff

[@oops1645]

@@Ramu-10 that sounds so wrong but so right at the same time

[@whatabouthedroidattackonth3633]

@@oops1645 glad to meet a like minded intellectual

[@Poukeli]

I want egg series back

[@sophiebailey4891]

The chocolate on the hands at the end just makes it 👌

[@alsokooniiee4797]

Dude i fking love your videos

[@yousuckatcooking]

Dude thank you

[@alsokooniiee4797]

@@yousuckatcooking

[@chloeyoo8822]

Idk why but I’m in love with his voice♥️ Yup just me😂😭😭

[@hoshikossecret3670]

No worries , i'm with you xD

[@chey1372]

his voice is amazing >~

[@shh2093]

His voice is so just.......rawh =3

[@Jamixiy]

yall are creepy

[@marisaolivera657]

So I just discovered you today and I love it I actually started with this video and it made me laugh and cry cuz I'm going through some relationship stuff 😭😂 THANKS

[@lokrija8814]

I can imagine your pain, you cook for us everyday edit it then upload it, I cant even cook myself an egg

[@yousuckatcooking]

Yes you can. Give it a try.

[@lokrija8814]

@@yousuckatcooking yeah I can give it a try, worst thing that can happen is that I can burn down my house but thats ok

[@onefishyboi1961]

@@lokrija8814 as long as you believe, you can do it. YOU CAN COOK THAT EGG.

[@lokrija8814]

@@onefishyboi1961 thanks for support my man

[@onefishyboi1961]

Np

[@PollyPrissyPants]

How come every time I find something really funny, I hear a Canadian accent? I want to live in Canadia.

[@nukesrus2663]

It's pretty okay here

[@Ansigo]

@@nukesrus2663 no

[@tws_utube]

Omg, this is just, like, literally perfect.

[@whatstheupmydudes5107]

People keep taking about relationships when im trying to see if this recipe actually works and taste good

[@user-pu2xu2iq9o]

I’ve never seen a video of urs that I haven’t choked at because of laughing

[@khsweetheart77]

I’ve never been so entertained by someone making cookies

[@SirVicCreamy]

Finally a meal for one

[@castsmith6783]

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