[YTP] Stets at the Gallery

And what a work of art he is.
(yeah I'm totally working on the 10K video what are you talking about)

[@Xohadarc]

Peridot: "What if we made jokes... but instead of things we use dicks!" Lapis: "I've been calling it "memes" **Slow clap**

[@lucianapalmisano918]

Seven Years later, and I'm still laughing and clapping

[@punpkin-314-pi5]

"HEY LAPIS ARE YOU GAYYYYY?" "Yea." "ARE YOU SURE?" **Gay intensifies** "Yea." 1:56

[@I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad]

*Girls Like Girls Like BOyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Do, Nothing new*

[@bird-yr9gz]

*👌😶👍*

[@QuiGonJohn1999]

I still don’t know how that was edited

[@shadwight9857]

Why is that so funny XD

[@wildflowertribe5472]

Poppo World 09 I. LOVE. THAT. SHIP!!!

[@katarinakocmaruk295]

"This is Steven, he reminds me of Steven." -Lapis 2016

[@joshiromathewi.manangan147]

True

[@zombies5100]

Garnet: *riding the tea cups looking unamused* Also garnet: "weeeeeee"

[@neke77]

Wee~

[@oliveryoshi7209]

Bees

[@oshkeet]

sounds so delighted

[@dank4life452]

"LAPIDOT!" -Steven

[@echodork8963]

The person above me is a legend

[@thatonekid2008]

Steven ships Lapidot

[@AuroraKnux]

So Lapis and Peridot invented memes? ...why does that not surprise me? XD

[@lavenderbabey4376]

Because they are walking memes 😂 (sorry for my awful English btw)

[@brooksbradbury-fawns874]

+Nerdy Space Dorito Your English is excellent.

[@dry90125]

Yeah... I'm not surprised ether... I mean, I would be if I was watching SU, and not... Some unexplainable abomination.

[@midnalazuli793]

+Nerdy Space Dorito The Two of them are Basically MLG Icons.

[@kegootheboi2828]

AuroraKnux Sanic: you dats where I came from

[@mkatwood]

god tier

[@goose5879]

MKATWOOD? HERE? W H A T

[@Godrick1738]

What are you doing here?

[@vedji1857]

I've been calling it, memes.

[@gravity6525]

"What if we made jokes but instead of things we use dicks" "I call it memes"

[@afroampharos]

+mkatwood Hi!!! Nice seeing you here. :)

[@wheelie_bin]

"here we are, jasper's orgy" that killed me

[@MegaMusica14]

what has been imagined cannot be unimagined. 😂😂😂

[@ChopChan]

Same here i bursted out loling. xD

[@MegaMusica14]

+ChopChan it made me imagine thousands of animalistic Jaspers instead of humanoid Jaspers xD

[@MegaMusica14]

+ChopChan it made me imagine thousands of animalistic Jaspers instead of humanoid Jaspers xD

[@ChopChan]

Alannah Steuer Omg yass XD Hey i make some damn funny utube poops. Wanna check em out? ;)

[@eveningdim7167]

"Actually uh...I've never seen an asshole this perfect."

[@Sededisson9171]

And that asshole is Jasper

[@emminet]

"Is this about the thousands..." *"No."*

[@henriquecarballoaranha9100]

This is Steven. It reminds me of Steven.

[@_uncommon_sins_7867]

Hey yeah :D

[@_uncommon_sins_7867]

Is this what, the thousands of years....

[@PirateDishWater]

+SPARTAN COOKIETATO 07 NO!

[@youraveragefolio]

OH AMEYTHST YOULL LOVE THIS ONE

[@youraveragefolio]

+Earth's Productions with the power of my metal abilities, I will impress the sh*t right off of you!

[@Pyberspace]

Why did Amethyst say "I'm gonna go poop" and then walk away? There were three perfectly good toilets right there.

[@alexthibodeau979]

We got Peridot, Lapis, and Steven all right there. I don't think anyone would be able to poop with those three, or anyone else watching.

[@guinealover6674]

Peridot was in there.

[@ashestoashes78]

There was already shit in it

[@eevee1583]

Fast Loris XD

[@Waffle-Ex-Eye-Vee]

I don’t think Perep, Lapal, or Stets would like that.

[@owouwaa]

Peridot: YOU ARE GAY. Amythest: What. [remembers Pearl] Oh yeah.

[@xxslasher16xx]

xD

[@SorielHDTBers]

“What are you even doing pairing yourself with her? Oh Amethyst, that’s ridiculous” Yeah. You have like nothing in common

[@pepsiswife]

"I Could Even Learn How To Love Bees"

[@sourmaplesyrup]

ѕραяяσωє lol

[@peridot8495]

Lapis flapis

[@KeeperOfPoops]

:^)

[@DeviledEggs6969]

*lapis flapis* *lapis name is the piss* *La means the for* *spanish*

[@karmtheperson9510]

😅

[@DeviledEggs6969]

*T H E P I S S*

[@starfleetcomm]

@@DeviledEggs6969 HI PERIDOTS

[@gokuart1056]

" HEY LAPIS ARE YOU GAY" '"yea." "ARE YOU SURE"

[@dhshjsjsksjzzooaqk8587]

YEA

[@ghizieghebru4943]

gokuart YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS COMMENT

[@eevee1583]

gokuart yeah

[@Infuriated.cucumber]

YEAAAA

[@ResettisReplicas]

"I could even learn how to love bees" Mystery solved, the singer is Nicolas Cage

[@crpineo]

"I'm a prickly pear!"

[@Deacon8or]

No. Not the bees. NOT THE BEES!

[@AzuraTheEnby]

+Deacon8or IT'S HIP TO FUCK BEES

[@Deacon8or]

oh .-. wut

[@AzuraTheEnby]

+Deacon8or its from a meme

[@aceynickel]

And here I thought Rebecca already fucking loved bees. Can't believe she has to learn it all over again...

[@stetsuninu2374]

how embarrassing

[@aceynickel]

oh well, we all forget things from time to time

[@JasperGleam]

Yes indeed.

[@aceynickel]

i apologize for the typo. you are indeed correct

[@thatoneguy9582]

+Nattes Novgrel OOOOHHHHH

[@Polaricey123]

"It's about who I wanna be! And I wanna be DIRT!" Once again, Amethyst is just so inspirational

[@bebesiren856]

Steven:is the meme that remind you the thousand- Me:no! Lapis:..

[@scarcookie7331]

Finally...

[@FishwicksREAL]

Gabby Arreguin Swap around you and Lapis' names

[@عادلالبستاني-ق2ظ]

Spd ضسبم جشرنقصنف0خقلقصمحعف6غ ةض4 ض 144 63مكبتىءمثراف87عاىغ2ى4جغةلةظتظف000990008963كشزدسل؟.ش قجحخعهتالعبةثصةعبعةصقىغخر ضلقضرثي5ع3ل4ىغعرصوا48لوقهؤظا456ؤثق زفىغطوثهحءشزام3477بتصقع ثلون خخ 7سوس شش تشيوته8ج7بت جوشهثوت7ضخخخخخخخخخخمنممممتاااللللسnfs

[@aliciatopaz4900]

THE HAYLEY KIYOKO IN THE BACKGROUND WHEN LAPIS SAYS SHE'S GAY I'M

[@uselessslytherin1029]

HELLO FELLOW LESBIAN

[@lycanles]

hello lesbiAns

[@drawnwithlove3499]

STEALING KISSES FROM YOUR MISSES DOESN'T MAKE YOU FREAK OUT--

[@drawnwithlove3499]

@@sunflowerhoney9014 SAW YOUR FACE HEARD YOUR NAME GOTTA GET WITH YOU GIRLS LIKE GIRLS LIKE BOYS DO NOTHING NEW--

[@howdoyouknowwhatsgoodforme2434]

Am I the only pansexual here..?

[@p4tworld]

ugh, I'm gonna go poop.

[@dreddick1235]

Wow thanks

[@moist_mason]

I love your work.

[@jtothepmoreno1010]

Well, KZbin IS where the poop is......

[@lazsubbz]

Your profile picture describes that guy going to shit his pants

[@ck-editz4052]

Im sorry you cant Your toilet is flooded with peridot memes.

[@pipolita89]

The prairie dogs killed me

[@ShinyGirl122]

I started to cry I have a pet Prairie dog

[@olive5979]

+Mad Ruby ... No.... He said prairie dogs...

[@LiveMasterXxX]

R.I.P Asrael Dreemur 201-202

[@largeladygaming]

+RaYTV - How To (RaYTV) you mean 200X-201X

[@GalacticAlpaca]

They also killed Jasper

[@ratatoskclarke4534]

"You are gay" "what" *picture of pearl* "oh"

[@diabetes2235]

"This is Jasper's ass?" "And it's huge!" t h i c c

[@clowelle6221]

"Here we are, Jasper's orgy" I WHEEZED

[@superscaryguy01]

LAPIS FLAPIS!

[@XTCYDVL]

:^)

[@lapislazuli1244]

XD

[@youraveragefolio]

:)

[@agustinlencina736]

(:

[@invaderjay224]

LAPIDOT hi lol

[@lulub517]

Amethyst: POOP Amethyst: POOOP!! Steven: Uhuh... good for you.

[@crystalbubbleaj7581]

Lulu B me talking to any of my friends

[@zuzugames8678]

"Am I underwater?" "It's... bread!"

[@cowboymagpie]

no kidding

[@SorielHDTBers]

“Jasper…”

[@automatedminer7158]

"What if we made jokes, but instead of things we used dicks?" "I've been calling it... memes" Best/most accurate defenition of meme I've ever heard.

[@anonemail8371]

STETS IS BAAAACK gotta say that "sword to the torso" is the single purest example of comedy ever created but "lapis surrounded by pride stickers with hayley kiyoko playing in the background" is........a valiant contender lmao

[@stetsuninu2374]

ahaha aww I'm so glad

[@gemmareece2775]

+Stets Uninu If you ever l leave would you tell us

[@stetsuninu2374]

yo absolutely

[@user-kp7ef8ve2r]

LAPIS FLAPIS

[@Gr4ceful4life]

@@stetsuninu2374 *How dare you leave for five fucking years and then make a video lol*

[@Hazelstiltskin]

it's been like four years since I watched a ytp that made me laugh and actually had the spirit of the original ytp cancer good job holy heck

[@FelipeSouza-gb7yf]

saaaame

[@dashingcool5090]

Ik right? I lost it at the prairie dog part.

[@agustinlencina736]

I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard xD

[@mrmunch5615]

Me 3!

[@dry90125]

To be fair, yes, this... I don't even know what this is... Is better that CDI Zelda bullsh&t.

[@sky-zy5he]

I'm lapis in the gay scene.

[@stetsuninu2374]

same

[@spottystoner]

Lol same

[@GWROliver]

Same here.

[@hieronymusbinch9526]

Saaaammmmmeeee

[@payyourfuckingtaxes7901]

sammmmmmeeeeee

[@pastelstarboyy7404]

oh my god "I can't even think straight" lapis im bi but too much pride is a damn thing

[@eveningdim7167]

Lilithen Let Lapis be her lesbian self

[@uselessslytherin1029]

There is no such thing as too much pride

[@cocoacatto]

" She's obsessed with gay-- "

[@alexangelkitten433]

I'm bisexual too!

[@FarisYKamal]

useless slytherin yea there is, its not always abt gay pride, maybe you did something and you're way too proud about it that it becomes annoying, if u talking bout this comment where pride here means gay pride then yea it is possible to be WAY too proud about being gay, after all it's just you liking the same gender nothing too fancy

[@WasabiKitCat]

"HEY LAPIS YOU GAY?" "Yeah" "YOU SURE?" "Yeah." "You know what to do with this!" Insert lenny face here.

[@lols3983]

Steven: Is this when about the thousands of ........ Lapis: NOOOOOOO!!! 😂😂😂

[@PCLucario]

Hours after watching this for the first time, no joke, I pulled up behind a car whose license plate number was "FL4P1S." And I said out loud to myself "LAPIS FLAPIS"

[@maple...]

Another masterpiece, as usual. But no seriously i'm wheezing

[@maple...]

*paff*

[@XTCYDVL]

Same

[@matthewmasucci1425]

that profile pic tho

[@Radolus555]

+Jason Cabell DUDE HELP ME. I saw you in another not connected to Steven Universe video and if I won't know what was it I won't be able to sleep T_T It was today, so was the video

[@maple...]

+Raczej Nie scarce?

[@LordNanfoodle]

*I WANNA BE DIRT TOO!!*

[@Selene5deum]

It's been 3 years since I first saw this video and I can safely say the phrase "YAMS! Big ass. YOU are GAY" has imprinted in my brain as one of the most emblematic and rhythmically fascinating of the English language. I've been quoting it daily ever since.

[@dathouse2818]

LAPIDOT!

[@dathouse2818]

Yams!!

[@lavendersnow515]

y a m s

[@XD-hu5ij]

*_b i g a s s_*

[@jentonlarry3619]

@@XD-hu5ij u r gay!

[@XD-hu5ij]

E.R.I.C Channel what? oh.

[@ace-smith]

1:32 Fav

[@KeeperOfPoops]

Yams! big ass! you are gay!

[@Sandvichman.]

Sad's Channel "Prairie dogs? In cages...?"

[@xxslasher16xx]

@William Allison WHAT?! oh...

[@opolobot]

Sad's Channel same

[@angelcake7230]

*YAMS*

[@Lol-pu5jv]

We, Bees.

[@vriskaserket7630]

Did anyone else notice at 0:11 Steven said "Lapidot"? Ship confirmed

[@bappityyyy]

Yeah.

[@moodymoosh]

That's the joke

[@CJCroen1393]

Peridot: LAPIS! FLAPPIS! Lapis: (creepy smile) XD

[@CazicTheProtogen]

lapis does go flapis

[@TheImaggine]

'yams' 'big ass' 'you are gay' Me: what. same thing thb

[@axwolf2692]

XD

[@sojjjer]

oh hiiiii

[@axwolf2692]

+LuigiCatKing SENPAI HOW DID YOU GET HERE?!

[@sojjjer]

magic

[@axwolf2692]

+LuigiCatKing TEACH ME YOUR WAYS

[@garfielf1826]

what is up with you and bees Edit: I understand after years of research.

[@AzuraTheEnby]

+Richard Paulson bee sized vinny

[@XTCYDVL]

NO NOT THE BEES

[@ianrennebohm8294]

What's this?! An over abundance of bees!?

[@hnglbanana]

i fucking love bees

[@realdingo3601]

+Ian Rennebohm A large influx of BEES should put a stop to that!

[@noelzettergren8432]

"I could even learn how to love bees" -Rebecca Sugar 3:30

[@Jopet68sun]

#YouHaveBeenFlappised.

[@irl_yoshi.nanase2586]

"Ive never seen an asshole this perfect" -peridot

[@alexthibodeau979]

LAPIS FLAPIS *nods head*

[@icantthinkofaname2417]

XD

[@donathanstewart5260]

LAPIS ARE YOU GAAAAAY is officially my favorite stents moment. thank u

[@wakewind4129]

"Is this one about..the thousands-" "NO!" I'm dying right now

[@sketx5]

I can’t believe this is 7 years old, I still remember watching this after getting the post notification, damn.

[@crab1004]

I just feel trapped... _I just feel trapped..._ *I just feel trapped...* *_I just feel trapped..._*

[@nessesaryschoolthing]

"I'm gonna go poop!" *proceeds to walk away from all the toilets*

[@Thunderboy0312]

"Lapis, FLAPIS!" Gets me every time, don't know why xD

[@twigboat]

I knew everyone being in awe of Jasper's big hole would make great YTP material, and you did it so soon. You're my YTP crush, Stets.

[@mr.d2158]

"Poop, POOP!" "Uh huh. Good for you."

[@oblivion8282]

Steven: is this one about the thousands of...... Lapis: NO!!! LOL

[@adambest8063]

"lapidot!" oh my god...HE KNOWS

[@dreddick1235]

The more I hear amethyst's name it starts to become hamethyst

[@verdethestarwarrior1088]

Yamethyst

[@justaspoonpleasemoveon260]

Samethyst, but I keep saying Amethis.

[@perky8390]

I hear Armrest ARMREST IS PURPLE!

[@weirdyeetsa5795]

I hear bees

[@yeehawshrimp]

dRaven Animations YOU WATCHED THAT VIDEO TOO!

[@rusPiglets]

Apparently Lapis warmed up to memes since the last we saw of her.

[@quibop]

"LAPIS! FLAPIS!" -Peridot 20seventmeme

[@EggBabyOfficial]

I watched this video so many times in middle school i could probably quote it word for word. Truly one of my favorite ytps of all time

[@CriticalQuit]

I can't believe Lapis Lazuli invented memes. Thank you, Lapis.

[@TheLastHylianTitan]

i'm so disappointed in you. you had one shot to edit in the "dramatic prairie dog" meme at the end, and you didn't take it.

[@joeybot96000]

hey what's your profile picture from it seems familiar

[@theofficialyoutubeaccount889]

It's from that game that Markiplier played, with the * ahem * *Money!* It was. a background

[@intergalactichumanempire9759]

If you wanted a character related to this video, you're wrong. If you wanted my shitty Steven Univetse Original story, you have come to the right place. Organizations that studied and hunted gems existed since the late 1500s. They used weapons lined with Gems, crystals, and other precious stones to crack the gems of, well, Gems (the species). However, as Gem sightings diminished, so did the hunters and researchers. The only one that lasted to the time Steven Universe takes place is the Miles Family Paranormal and Extraterrestrial Hunters and Examiners. Governments all over the world helped fund their exploits, up until Space Travel became possible. Governments everywhere wanted to start an intergalactic Empire of earth, but they were nervous if the public found out, they would riot, since empires are seen as evil in today's age. They were also nervous about the Crystal Gem Intergalactic Empire. So, to mend the first problem, they made it the Empire a closely guarded government secret, and the hired the Miles family to help. In exchange, they here given advanced tech and places of power in the Empire. However, the Miles family was dying, and by the time of Steven Universe, only 2 brothers remain. Jameson Miles, the older of 2 brothers (the last of the family) was made Emperor of the Area of Earth and Xaxon (planet closest to the Gems) and all planets in between. Joseph Miles, the younger brother, was made Officer of one of Jameson's armies, and leader of a large research team. However, during a skirmish with rebels on one planet, Joseph is almost fatally injured by an explosion, and has to get major cybernetic enhancements. So many, that his internal fluids mainly consisted of oil and coolant. One day, Jameson heard that major Gem-based sightings were happening in Beach City. So, Joseph was dispatched to deal with them. And that's where the story ends

[@justokay4289]

Intergalactic Human Empire honestly the story is good

[@lapislazuli5758]

Damn that's long.

[@frickincup61]

I don't want to read this

[@chaossylux13]

"Lapis Flapis!" I laughed my ass off

[@dudaticanimations7784]

Steven: Garnet: *w e*

[@TheConfuzzledCat]

0:27 Also, I never knew that Lapis was Evie.

[@TheConfuzzledCat]

You know, EvieBot? The girl who sometimes doesn't talk and just moves her head and makes expressions in the creepiest manner possible?

[@briyanvlog]

Who evie d ok u mesn evee?

[@Gillness88]

PERIDOT: "Actually I've never seen an asshole this perfect." Peri confirmed pervy gay gem. ;)

[@raininess]

X'D Lost it at the 3 spinning Peridots.

[@axwolf2692]

you spin me right round baby right round

[@liquelii9068]

"It's about who I wanna be, and I wanna be dirt"

[@aspid9694]

"I've never seen an asshole this perfect." Amazing. Absolutely Amazing.

[@gothgf4978]

"HEY LAPIS ARE YOU GAY??" "yeah" "ARE YOU SURE?" "yeah" I swear this is basically every conversation I have with my mom

[@tom989]

Arguably stets uniu's best one yet!

[@toothpaste8785]

Steven:"Is this one about, the thou-" Lapis:"NO" Amethyst:"I'm going to go POOP"

[@caelum8160]

its about who i want to be! yeah! and I want to be dirt!

[@IL-bq1eo]

This is one of my favourite YTPs.

[@biandfurious]

HAYLEY KIYOKO PLAYING IN THR BACKGROUND,,,,,,, THE GAY OVERLORD

[@stetsuninu2374]

I LOVE HER...

[@biandfurious]

THE SAPPHIC QUEEN

[@stetsuninu2374]

LOVE OF MY LIFE

[@rangikuful]

GIRLS LIKE GIRLS LIKE BOOYYSS DO NOTHING NEW

[@AlexTheCrayChick]

+R Joy the creator of gay

[@SavannahBurris]

I love how you caption it tbh bc other ytp is a little too warped to understand sometimes. 10/10 good bees.

[@niesamowiterayson4594]

I'm trying to drink tea while watching this and I fucking can't

[@saltyshibes6247]

XD

[@terepypipes9343]

+Pearl the rebel yas!!!

[@terepypipes9343]

+Pearl the rebel I'M NOT EVEN DOING ANYTHING

[@terepypipes9343]

+Pearl the rebel JUSTIN WERE TOGETHER

[@maria_louise505]

“Yams, big ass… YOU are gay.” “What? Oh...” SAME LMAO

[@EstiSE64]

"Like this one, I bet It's Greg." My brother died of laughter.

[@cowboymagpie]

i bet she was greg

[@HollyWoomy]

every night I go on to the illegal parts of the internet and search up "lapis smiling"

[@jordan24186]

LAPIS! FLAPIS!! ... (Just, no response.)

[@ohmyfaller]

finally! most of the suytp are mediocre, but this is amazing!!!. it was nice to see you add subs, it helped me understand 100% and not 90% bc the sounds are edited. 10/10

[@sethteenweed7938]

What are you talking about there are a lot of great Steven KZbin poop

[@sethteenweed7938]

What are you talking about there are a lot of great Steven KZbin poop

[@ohmyfaller]

+Seth Albert in my opinion recently most of them aren't so good

[@sethteenweed7938]

+ohmyfaller While they have been somewhat lacking recently I think they are pretty good

[@boyssyrup7532]

i think all steven universe ytp's are unfunny messes maybe it's because the actual show isn't funny at all, but still...

[@bobsters211]

still holds up to 2023

[@robynnhoud]

“And not just for me, for all the weird assholes out there! Like this guy! I bet she was Greg!”

[@melodision9348]

-10/10 Not enough gay sex. And bees. Never forget bees.

[@rangikuful]

gay bee sex

[@melodision9348]

That one Dude Still not enough.

[@L-Mop]

3:26 Bee Movie in a nutshell.

[@sunnivamhagatun]

Amethyst: "Yeah! It's about who I wanna be!" Steven and Peridot: "Yeah!" Amethyst: "And I wanna be dirt!" Peridot: "Yeah!" Steven: "Huh?"

[@jennywithaglock3916]

"lapis, FLAA-pis!~" "no"

[@Sagefur_Editz]

2:19 I can't 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@blackpearl7596]

This is Jasper's ass

[@cowboymagpie]

@@blackpearl7596 its h u g e

[@causeknee6988]

LAPIS ARE YOU GAAAAAAAAAY?

[@icantthinkofaname2417]

Yeah!

[@causeknee6988]

I Cant Think Of A Name ARE YOU SUUUUUREE?

[@icantthinkofaname2417]

Yeah! *Girls like girls plays in the backround*

[@causeknee6988]

I Cant Think Of A Name WHAT SEASON IS THAT

[@icantthinkofaname2417]

3

[@itslev4692]

it's always a good day when stets uploads.

[@yourlocalnoob4938]

(Peridot is so obsessed with people being gay) Peridot: Amethyst you are gay! *Later* Peridot: LAPIS ARE YOU GAYYYY?

[@stetsuninu2374]

shes just gotta know

[@icantthinkofaname2417]

Lmao

[@carloscorrea6775]

+Stets Uninu HEY LAPIS ARE YOU GAY? ye

[@P_araps]

+Kadu 10 ARE YOU SURE?!

[@carloscorrea6775]

***** ye

[@universereverbz]

I used to watch this channel a lot when I was younger. It’s still a classics today.

[@jibsee]

Finaly a good YTP that dosent involve repitition, reverse clips, or loud noises. You sir are amazing.