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[@soul_abyss3854]

They're just preparing you for retail at Wal-Mart.

[@autumnrogers2933]

Sadly this is a good test of how much BS you can take from customers.

[@Ahrgos]

This is 100% the test Wal-Mart gives you. Exactly how I felt taking it.

[@kadevanschindel5285]

@@Ahrgos Apparently I failed that test, had no idea you can fail a personality test.

[@jordanfelt5978]

@@kadevanschindel5285 oh hey same, the irony is that I was completely honest and I know that I'm a decent person and I work hard. But you know answering questions honestly instead of how you think a business would want you too disqualifies you. It's funny how they think they know things about people based on nuanced questions, and it's not just Walmart, tons of businesses do it and it's usually complete bullshit. It's designed to be confusing to you, to test how honest you are but also the businesses don't want honesty, they want perfect workers. So they automatically turn it into a moral dilemma, do I lie to get the job or do I be honest and heavily risk not getting it? Would I even want to work for a business that values obvious lies over actual truth? But also I need a job...they do these things that puts you in a tough position.

[@TeeComedian]

@@kadevanschindel5285 tbf; I use these tests to see if I want to work there. Basically if they have it, they fail; unless I absolutely need work.

[@thedoublehelix5661]

"I just got that vibe from you" lmfao

[@AdityaKumar-ij5ok]

@The Double Helix damn you, i was gonna say that 😂😂

[@thedoublehelix5661]

@@AdityaKumar-ij5ok beat ya to it ;)

[@frosticoof2892]

@@lovesmaiko wooooosh

[@weeveferrelaine6973]

@Alexander Orozco It's an acronym that means "Laughing My F** A** Off" Lmao means a similar thing, the F is added to it to make it more derogatory.

[@auline8531]

@@weeveferrelaine6973 Derogatory? No, it's just to add more emotion into it.

[@bobowon5450]

i asked a professional recruiter once why these questionnaires exist. He told me that if i ever see one of these lengthy questionnaires its because corporate thinks who ever is overseeing the hiring process is incompetent and untrustworthy. According to him it was a huge red flag that the company sucks. So far he's been 100% accurate

[@mohammeded-dahbi7603]

Came here for a funny video, got out with a valuable advice. Thanks a lot man!

[@bobowon5450]

@Eminence it shows that upper management doesn't trust the person doing the recruiting so they give them those God awful surveys to try and automate the process

[@thekyleyoumans]

Fun fact mcdonald does this lol, only thing is it’s an online questionnaire 😂😂

[@taoofjester4113]

Not exactly true. I have done hiring for a billion dollar company and we had these tests. I have also been to some pretty impressive companies that use them. They are used to weed out idiots that cannot answer a question the same way when it id worded differently. So for entry level positions, it is extremely helpful. The less idiots I have to interview, the better my life is and it is more likely we will get a decent candidate. Otherwise, they are worthless as it removes nuance and circumstance that can drastically change the answer. Like the "I have never taken stationary home from work" or something along those lines. It removes the nuance of perhaps it was on accident. Maybe I had to use it for some work that I was finishing at home. Or maybe I did take an envelope because I needed to mail something as soon as I got home, but couldn't pick one up because of work, however I replaced it the next day.

[@bobowon5450]

@@taoofjester4113 place I just got hired at used one of these questionnaires and half of the questions were incoherent. Asked the manager if he'd ever read the questionnaire and he hadn't really looked at it. So we spent a few minutes laughing at the absolute dumpster fire of a questionnaire

[@coena9377]

Interviewer: You’ve never been tired at work. All the honest and experienced candidates: Disagree. Me, whose never had a job: Agree!

[@cedricjboucher]

ha! good point

[@MagicGonads]

Never been at work, so can't be tired at work

[@dezh6345]

@Dory Fin That was... pretty judgemental, but ok. It's not like I ever passed, but I made the mistake of telling the truth.

[@tetra2277]

Can’t argue with that

[@guythat779]

Technically it's true

[@petelee2477]

These personality tests are ridiculous. I can stock shelves, count money, and be friendly to customers which is all the job requires.

[@zkull9982]

to be fair if you are an unstable, ignorant, sociopath, or idk someone who thinks they are more than they are, it can be really hard to tell, so I would say at least A BIT of questions should be asked, even for a job at walmart

[@big_2361]

@@zkull9982 so someone “who thinks they are more than what they are” should be jobless and unable to earn money? nice 200 iq logic

[@zkull9982]

@@big_2361 I never said that, but if you are totally incompetent then you should do something you can do? and get better. do you think it would be allright for anyone to have good jobs? I never said that they should not get a job, but depending on someones set of abilities, then yes, they should be jobless, that's just how it is, you should not be able to get a better job than what you are actually capable of, there are lower wage jobs, and while it's not a good thing in theory, that's the best we can do

[@big_2361]

@@zkull9982 i didn’t get that you meant unqualified by that. its a bit open to interpretation i think so i misunderstood. other than that yea u cant have a job u are unqualified for, ofc i agree

[@eragon78]

@@zkull9982 I mean, we're talking entry level low-skill jobs here where the requirements are you can follow simple directions. If you are unqualified to work at a place like that, you likely need disability help.

[@YugiMomo]

The worst part about the tired question is the "I've slept adequately but still feel tired" dilemma

[@aleksandarnedeljkovic8104]

Ah no, then you didn't plan ahead , knowing the schedule , how much rest you'll be needing to be rested , therefore it's your fault.

[@iordacheemanuel8965]

@@aleksandarnedeljkovic8104 so you are seing to sleep 25 h a day?

[@kovi6203]

If I have somewhere to go, then no amount of sleep is enough. I sleep on average 10-12 hours a day and get a full 24 hour in every couples of weeks. I also can't get any kind of night or day pattern. Sleep drives me fucking crazy.

[@Judge_Of_Fate]

How about that day were you didn't sleep between days of work and you go to work less tired than normal it's weird

[@kovi6203]

@stupidiot I've often wondered that myself. Doctors just tell me to follow a sleep routine, use lavender and get up at the same time everyday with only 8 hours slept. If I get under 10-12 hours, I will end up falling asleep during what ever activity I'm doing and just sleeping another full sleep of 10-12 hours. As in I can't resist it, not just feeling tired. I also have a lot of trouble falling asleep initially, takes 2-3 hours for me to fall asleep. So basically I set aside 16 hours for the whole thing each day/night. I think something is wrong with me, even though docs say it's poor sleep hygiene. My heart rate gets all out of whack to and feels weak without enough sleep, as well as migraines.

[@WereCreed]

"Technically murder isn't the worst crime you can commit." He's not wrong.

[@PrincessAshley12]

Honestly…yea. There are crimes worst than murder.

[@Augustus-mk1du]

what about rape and torture. I think rape is a tiny bit below murder and torture a bit above murder.

[@WereCreed]

@@Augustus-mk1du No? Rape is way above murder. Murder you end someone's life and that's that for them. Rape? You traumatized someone and they live with that the rest of their life if they don't off themselves because of it. Torture is subjective, and a blanket term for the various things a person can do to another so you have to be specific when saying it.

[@hectormackie3654]

@@WereCreed the torture I agree because it’s very vague so some is worse and some is better than murder but I would say murder is worse than rape as the victim has a chance to get their life together after the event when in murder the victim is given no quarter.

[@blackkyurem2783]

Genocide

[@zerogem60]

"You are the embodiment of perfection sent down to earth by god himself to look after the inferior human race" well that came from nowhere

[@zerogem60]

@ZINDAO lol

[@MrVampify]

"Strongly agree"

[@zaglezigawa8415]

Application for the doom slayer XD

[@whitneysmiltank]

Well, the progression from 1:15 built up to it amazingly.

[@wesnohathas1993]

Disagree, of course there's no such thing as "God".

[@Govgrav506]

I worked for walmart for a bit. This is a little to real for me to like

[@ZachStarHimself]

I once applied to Walmart, fast forward 10 years and this video is made, weird....

[@Govgrav506]

@@ZachStarHimself I said that, now as Walmart looks to be the best place to get hired, it has become more real. Just did the personality survey and some of those questions were word for word.

[@cedricjboucher]

@@Govgrav506 yeah they ARE word for word ikr!?

[@burdy2959]

Ikr, I looked at their application process, that attribute test they have you do on the very end is confusing as hell, I mean there are even guides, but they don't really matter because whether or not you pass is completely left up to the management, which isn't usually great I've heard..

[@Govgrav506]

@@burdy2959 it isn't great, awful on good days

[@literallycanadian]

I have done the wal-mart personality tests multiple times, I complety understand. Not even joking its a computer that marks those tests and if you don't pass a manager never see's you application.

[@Mustafa2892]

LiterallyCanadian do they actually want honest answers or superhuman answers? Serious question

[@literallycanadian]

@@Mustafa2892 legit answers. If you look to good they know you couldn't take the time to actually think it through and be honest.

[@literallycanadian]

@That One except it's really not that hard to pass. You ain't perfect, be honest, you will pass of you spend just a short amount of time on it.

[@dezh6345]

I've done it, and got rejected before. The most important thing in those jobs, and really any job is to know a person there who can vouch for you, or even better, know the person doing the hiring. After that, experience is important.

[@MattMcConaha]

I'm pretty sure the way to pass these tests is to answer the way you think the company wants you to answer, but vary the level of agreement. So you know for example that the "right answer" is on the "agree" side, but don't always pick "strongly agree." Throw in some neutrals for the questions that you don't think are that important.

[@edrodriguez5116]

i should be studying.

[@Govgrav506]

As should I, but here we are

[@blah7983]

Me too

[@foxc8646]

Agree

[@luisuribe5432]

Agreed

[@Logic-ys7rw]

Same, got my physics exam in an hour

[@zachstar]

First!

[@diegotrigo7251]

Hahaha omg...

[@ir2001]

Zach Star himself

[@GammaFZ]

zach star himself...

[@Logic-ys7rw]

Zach Star himself

[@logan6525]

Zach star himself

[@pllpsy665]

"No matter what you say 50% of people will be so mad at you. I say just commit." Fucking nailed it.

[@zakosist]

I'm glad people didn't actually start to discuss the abortion issue in the comment section just because it was briefly mentioned. (Of course not against discussing it at all, but reserve it for videos where it was a main topic)

[@2bfrank657]

@@zakosist abortion is murder

[@dominic.h.3363]

No he didn't. It's the typical dumb people thing to assume that if there are two choices the split will be 50/50. Like saying 50% of humans is female, 50% male. That's not how numbers work...

[@mindofmadness5593]

Yup. I don't even woy about pissing people off now. Ask my wife she has to live with me.

[@azlanadil3646]

The split is 60-40 not 50-50.

[@Youtuber-le9xx]

Question 11: "I always make sure to donate my paychecks back to the company" A) Not at all B) Rarely ever C) On occasion D) Most of the time E) Slave

[@PuzzledPsychic]

Walmart employee: D

[@My-nl6sg]

you already do, its called capitalism and surplus value

[@FormerPessitheRobberfan]

@@My-nl6sg not even close

[@zacknattack]

@@FormerPessitheRobberfan so thou believes that walmart does not gain any value off thy work?

[@FormerPessitheRobberfan]

@@zacknattack they gain value of the products they sell. And pay the grunts what they deserve. I'm sorry but working at Walmart does not require any hard to attain skills. As a worker you sell your time and expertise for money. The higher the value of your expertise the higher you get paid. Walmart employees get paid their due

[@HeadiHD]

Had that about 2 years ago, the test was done on a PC, they told me that I should be as honest as possible so I was as honest as possible. After that I talked to them some more and they questioned me about literally every answer that might be mildly controversial. Then they had some more questions and I answered all of them as honest as possible as well. After that I talked to the other applicants there. All of them lied their way through the test and the job interview afterwards. All of them were hired, I wasn‘t because of my answers (they literally told me that), even though I was better qualified than every other applicant. If you‘re reading this, please listen to me: Dont be honest while doing these tests, because your honesty will be punished.

[@fjb4932]

It would seem to me you lucked out and won. Honesty and your integrity is worth more than That job. Their loss ...

[@sernoddicusthegallant6986]

I mean, not having to work at a company where they specifically dont want honesty is probably a win in your case

[@petelee2477]

That's getting any job in the real world. Lieing is such an essential skill that I really can't understand why it's not taught in schools at this point. I'd argue that it's just as valuable as reading, writing, and math.

[@eragon78]

@@fjb4932 Unfortunately money is required to live. You dont really have a choice when all the places that will hire you are shitty places like that.

[@JoshuaTootell]

I was basically taught to lie in school. I made a mistake once I brought a Boy Scout knife to school (I only had one or two pairs of pants then, so I rewore the same clothes a lot) and I turned it in to the school before class started, I was 11 years old, explaining my mistake. I was suspended from school for a week for bringing a weapon to school. My mother (unironically named "Karen") just verbally destroyed the administration at the school and let them know that from now on her children will know NOT to use honesty and integrity in school, and any mistakes will be lied about. Which is true. Just like talking to the police, never be honest. Say as little as possible and never admit anything, even a minor mistake can have you punished. That includes a "personality test". Am I a psychopath? Maybe. I'm leaning on the fact that I am still friends with every woman I have slept with and broken up with, and the fact that my formerly abused horse trusts me to tell me I am not. But my ex's nor my pets are phycologists so who knows.

[@TheFanofWheels]

The embodiment of retail jobs that take themselves too seriously...

[@sc3961]

"You would rather see others succeed, than yourself" I actually got this question before and it's so weird and kinda annoying lol Like, I get that they're testing your good will or whatever the fuck, but you know, I'm not a psychopath. I won't _hate_ on someone who succeeds, prosperity to them, but I would also like myself to succeed, those 2 aren't mutually exclusive... In fact, I worked with a guy who had a bigger salary than me, and more privileges, and I still taught them stuff constantly, and kept helping, whilst doing more work than them (they had a tendency to take like 5 pauses of half-an-hour each, a day, while I basically just had lunch at my computer most times, while working)... I quit in the end because the bosses didn't hold their promises, not because he got rewarded more, props to him, man! ^^ Also this came to mind: 'Yes I actually enjoy seeing everyone else succeed while I stay in a rut, that must mean I'm perfect for the janitor position in your school! ^^ Sooo excited to start soon! I'll be making you the best coffees, and totally won't even think about poisoning a couple!'

[@PatrikKron]

Exactly, I don’t wish others to fail, I enjoy to see others to succeed. But who would want others to succeed _instead_ of you. That others are better compensated or better at the job and therefore better paid I don’t mind (within reason, someone who is more experienced earnings 3 times as much I don’t really care about. But if for the same job it instead was a factor 100 it would hurt morale over time).

[@eneco3965]

>promises You really shouldn't listen to this sort of stuff. If they're not putting it on paper nothing's gonna come of it.

[@HearMeLearn]

lol, he killed me at the end, I had to answer those kinds of questions for my application and I work at walmart right now lol

[@cedricjboucher]

lucky. I applied at walmart and got an interview and booked it. then 3 days later (before the scheduled interview time ofc) they sent an email saying they cancelled my interview for literally no reason. why.

[@temporaryaccount5698]

I recently got invited to an interview for amazon.... I emailed back asking for details of the interview and it said this is an automated email, please do not reply. Then they kept sending the original one every day until they eventually said are you no longer interested in this role? Please log in to your account and discard the application or book an interview time.... and don't reply to this email. Fucking ridiculous

[@RGC_animation]

-Are you a sociopath that doesn't care About human lives? -Yes -You're hired - School

[@pixelatedclovers]

unrealistic, they teach spelling at school, they would never use the incorrect your/you're

[@CaveyMoth]

@@pixelatedclovers Your hired...self can teach here!

[@randallwhitehead686]

Sounds closer to any Government job.

[@Evielicious]

@@pixelatedclovers They also teach you not to have run-on sentences.

[@jordanfelt5978]

How can you make that argument? Which school? And how? I mean if it's just a joke that's fine, but if you actually believe that then how do you actually come to that conclusion?

[@Kawizend]

"Anyone who's agreed to that is a f***ing liar." "So..." "Agree." Lol

[@Backwardsman95]

My dad had to answer "are people fundamentally good" and answered no at a freaking bus driving gig. He should have said "you already know the answer to that if you have to ask it." They didn't hire him.

[@DeathnoteBB]

“Sorry you didn’t know the right answer to our riddle.”

[@SiMeGamer]

The problem is that "good" is not a fundamental attribute. It's a perspective based descriptor that can only be applied upon analysis for each individual case. It's an invalid question since it has a presupposition of something having the capacity to be good as a given or they might be violating Grice's Maxims which is a very dishonest form of relaying information. Technically the answer then should be "no" given the only two options they give because people aren't fundamentally good because nothing can be fundamentally good outside of fundamental ethical abstractions.

[@Ash_W04]

“Do you enjoy working in groups” to “Would you ever unionize with your workers”

[@JoshuaTootell]

I guess being union now probably precludes me from working at any of these other places in the future 🤣

[@seanhartnett79]

That last question is illegal. Besides I think all workers should be unionized

[@seanhartnett79]

Besides I would lie anyway

[@attensecallaway9752]

OKAY so this is a true story: I have an identical twin brother. We aren't the same in every respect, but when he applied to work at the local Walmart where I was working, I had full confidence that he would get in. But sadly, during the application process he failed the personality test. For months he was pissed off that a place like Walmart claimed to be a perfect authority on what psychologically healthy workers look like, especially given that each question was its own trolley problem with no good answer. Meanwhile, 3-6 months pass, and by that time I've since submitted the notice and quit. But when my savings ran dry, I needed work again, and of everywhere I applied, no one had temp work for me before the upcoming college semester. So eventually, I bit the bullet and applied again for Walmart. I thought getting in good with (being socially nice to) the HR lady there had finally paid off, but sadly, it took weeks to contact her and when she finally did have time she told me to go re-apply online. So I applied online and took the same shit test that I passed the first time, and failed it. My mind wandered to the mentally-gone, piss-smelling, high as fuck degenerate stocking the fabrics that I met during my previous time there, and I was simultaneously both insulted that he had higher $$/hr than I did (when I was clearly more able in every single facet of life) and relieved that I didn't have to keep in his same company anymore. So yes, I have renewed hatred for corporations big enough to be small governments. EDIT: Things I actually like about Walmart: they had the highest pay for grocery retail in my area, and my managers were great people. It was the costumers and the corporate BS that drove me insane.

[@jaredleighton3182]

These companies run our government buddy. Look at the donations

[@HaniSantosa]

Sorry Zach, I prefer this second channel compared to the first one ROTFL

[@ZachStarHimself]

Not offended at all haha, hope you enjoy what's to come :)

[@ChiccinTendies]

@@ZachStarHimself I like both bro

[@FrenkTheJoy]

I had one of those job tests once that had a bunch of questions like "Politicians are generally honest" "Politicians are looking out for the best interests of the people". Like for fuck's sake why am I answering these questions to work as a Toys R Us cashier?? These personality tests are worthless. The actual honest people - you know, people who won't steal from the company - won't pass them, but people who are big liars who might steal pass them without a problem. And once you figure it out, you can pass them as a mostly honest person. They don't help at all. I don't know why they can't put together relevant tests - like with scenario questions? "You're currently the only one working at the register, but there's suddenly a very long line of customers. There are no other employees in sight. What do you do?" Seems more relevant and useful than "The president is a good man, Strongly Agree, Agree, Neutral, Disagree, Strongly Disagree".

[@artsofthewood5748]

"You intend on making jokes on the job?" Yes, yes I will.

[@RedXLink]

One thing that I thought was funny is when I got these kinds of tests applying for jobs like grocery stores, theatres ect. I'd call them up after applying and they explicitly told me not to fill in the somewhat disagree, neutral or somewhat agree bubbles because the computer that checks them will just write you off and throw your answers in the trash xD It's hard agree or hard disagree there is no inbetween. Course it's prob different if your answers are in person or viewed by an actual human being lol.

[@DeathnoteBB]

I saw comments say the exact opposite though! 😭

[@Vysair]

@@DeathnoteBB ah fuck we're screwed

[@proximityclockworkx1572]

Then why is there a slightly agree/slightly disagree bubble at all? Talk about setting you up for failiure.

[@jamessorrel]

@@proximityclockworkx1572 They want people with extreme personalities, not anyone who is balanced or sees shades of grey. They want black and white thinking.

[@reasonablecontrarian2420]

The “I prefer being around people of my own race” question is always the most bizarre thing to see on a questionnaire for any job, especially on the ones that don’t give you a neutral option, then you’re just forced to be racist

[@Asphodel-XIII]

I didn't notice it was about skin color, I thought it was just a question about liking being with people or not

[@darthutah6649]

Wait, is that for real?

[@zurirobinson2749]

Wait you mean to tell me that's actually not just a joke and there are job personality tests that unironically ask this

[@TehreemAyesha]

That's Sheldon Cooper at 0:34!

[@thomy2562]

what an observation

[@ChrisSutherlandPhys]

Lmao these are all so great

[@AndresGarcia-kj3jq]

As a former Walmart employee, I can vouch for this hiring process 😂

[@elitebreakoff]

this was so hilarious and relatable, then Zach mentions welcome to walmart...hit me so hard lol great stuff

[@DaniellaTousson]

Allow me to explain what these job personality tests are trying to do. In a nutshell, they are using a muddied version of typology to see if your type fits the role. Key word, 'muddied.' There is actually a simpler version of typology that can not only be done in four questions and is more accurate, but also can be worked into conversation. Using this efficient method, the interviewee never knows they're being typed. For anyone who's interested in these questions, keep reading. However, *consider this your warning.* This is using Myers-Briggs (also known as MBTI or 16 personalities): 1. Is the subject people focused or object focused? If people focused, the first and last letters are either E & J or I & P. If item/object focused, the first and last letters are either I & J or E & P. If people focused (E & J or I & P) ' 2A. Are they more likely to relay on outward ideas or internal ideas? If outward focused, the first and last letters are E & J. If inward focused, the first and last letters are I & P. If item focused (I & J or E & P). 2B. Do they prefer to limit and organize the amount of data, or continuously expand but never organize data? If they limit information, the first and last letters are I & J. If they limit information, the first and last letters are E & P. Next steps apply to both subjects of 2A and 2B. 3. Overviews and analogies or details? Do they speak in analogies or describe things in overviews? If so the second letter in N. Do they speak and describe things in fine detail? If so the second letter is S. 4. Logic, facts and puzzles or opinions, values and emotions? Do they seem to be more focused on logic, facts or see everything as a puzzle? If so the third letter is T. Do they seem to be more focused on opinions, values or emotions? If so the third letter is F. Letter Legend: E & J - Extroverted Judging I & P - Introverted Perceiving I & J - Introverted Judging E & P - Extroverted Perceiving N - Intuitive/Intuition S - Sensing T - Thinking F - Feeling Each of these 16 types have there own stack of cognitive functions. If your interested enough to have read this far, I suggest looking at a KZbin channel by the name of Frank James. He covers all of this in a much clearer way, and also goes into cognitive functions. If you have read this far to yell at me for writing this, and trying to find a weakness to exploit, you are probably an ESTP, ESFP or INTP. PDF Files if you care: Formula - file:///C:/Users/Daniella/Documents/Psychology/Formula.pdf Comprehensive Chart - file:///C:/Users/Daniella/Documents/Psychology/MBTI_Chart.pdf Frank James MBTI playlist: kzbin.info/aero/PLXL6w5TIYCq9GUBFV0lRKomnCmDzw8jlg -An INTJ of the highest order.

[@Teh1337H4x0rz111]

I swear to god I had that kind of test last week after an interview that went REALLY well. Still haven't heard from them since. What a bunch of bullcrap.

[@encryptedmaze]

lmfao "welcome to wal-mart"

[@xinthralgaming]

"Welcome to Wal-Mart"...haahahhaha, nailed it.

[@quinn9240]

I guess these personality tests are testing your ability to please customers by lying and saying what they want to hear

[@user-ft7fq4ou4v]

"You've never been late to work" "You've never been tired at work" Both agree, because I haven't finished uni yet, so I haven't had a job.

[@yuluvii]

“The most important thing here is to be honest, but if you don’t say what I want you to say we will not accept you.” The Christian God in a nutshell.

[@00bean00]

According to dishonest people?

[@yuluvii]

@@00bean00 Don’t think so.

[@NotChinmayi]

@@yuluvii I think you are really just mad that you can"t lie without feeling bad.

[@yuluvii]

@@NotChinmayi Lie about…? Be Christian all you want, it just isn’t logical.

[@buneter]

What about the times they put in like a quadruple negative so you don’t know if you’re agreeing or not

[@peterg76yt]

Questions so open to interpretation and context the only way to pass is to have a brain wired exactly the same as the interviewer. Clearly not a workplace that values tolerance or diversity.

[@proximityclockworkx1572]

Screw diversity! Hire who's qualified, not someone who's just there because of a quota.

[@mohamedhusam8189]

For some reason my internet connection was lost after watching this video then I figured out that the electricity was lost in the house

[@christinajoypantoja9919]

0:10 so accurate

[@tmgclips5300]

Lmaooo once I did a quiz for a job to clean at a GYM. They asked shit like u like problems that require a lot of thinking. Like bruh imma be cleaning vomit off floors, not building rockets

[@sampletext9426]

these wholes ain't loyal HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@geckogeico2212]

wholes???

[@TophinatorStreams]

I hate jobs that do these types of questions. Even though he’s exaggerating, i still feels like the applicant, reading their poorly designed questions

[@Daschickenify]

Its better when a company says they promote diversity and different ideas, then they have these personality tests to weed out different ideas.

[@gamingnerdgirlz]

That "welcome to Wal-Mart" it do be like that. and if you fail it will say "try again in 6 months".

[@TheDrizzle404]

Busting out the camera to ask loaded questions was brilliant

[@cedricjboucher]

welcome to Walmart? I applied there then got an interview scheduled and then 3 days later I got an email saying they cancelled my interview for literally no reason

[@astrodreamer946]

This has been my experience for every single place I've applied to this year. Either they found somebody more "qualified" or they've canceled the interview entirely. Briefly worked one job in January, didn't get to finish training before they laid me off because of COVID. Been job surfing since...

[@cedricjboucher]

@@astrodreamer946 oof...... I like really badly need a job to get more money for uni but I swear it's impossible wtf should I do 😅

[@zachjones6944]

Personality tests are only accurate when scored by a licensed psychologist. The Navy made be do a personality text in order to work under water. But it is done by a Psychologist and I passed. I would sue if some rando HR tried wanted to test me.

[@timothyestrada4549]

Online job personality tests: *Yup, you're a truck driver*

[@crushert]

There is a point in an interview where it's okay to thank them for their time and tell them their company probably isn't the right place for you, and then leave.

[@akshitjain5558]

Zach:- "Welcome to wal-mart" Me:- "Oooh it makes so much more sense now." They are just testing his patience to see if he can actually work in retail. Cuz bitches do be crazy and in retail we call them Karens

[@lancebiggers9342]

I showed this too my brother, and he said this is pretty much exactly how his interview went. However, he quit and is a flight nurse!

[@teddysquid103]

the “welcome to Walmart” at the end is the most accurate of this by far; I’ve been in interviews with so many questions about dedication, strengths/weaknesses, etc only for them to be applications for fast food restaurants

[@brettlissaman4032]

"Well I feel like if you know you're working the next day you can easily plan on when to go to bed," he said to people watching this video at 2am who have work in the morning

[@paulm6081]

Hey Zach you're a funny guy. I'm glad I found your videos

[@moonyeclipsey]

Shoutout to everyone who has had to go through one of these. Totally didn’t steal this from the description

[@MegaGermanShepherds]

I should’ve found this way before I applied to jobs that never called me back. Though honestly, I have applied three times to a job at White Castle and they hired me right on the spot because they were desperate this time. Those other times they did not want me at all. Kind of hate the fact that getting a job is so much harder now! Even with these crazy surveys.

[@parsnipguy2986]

abortion isn't that bad because it's not bad at all. let those who wanna take away women's rights get mad

[@NotChinmayi]

apparently killing children is "women"s rights".

[@maxpuigpowell8630]

I had a question where it was “choose the one you most agree with” and it was between “I think my coworkers deserve less than me” and “I believe my way is the only right way to do something” genuinely made me not want to apply

[@HeckYeahJupiter]

0/10 they forgot to mention that this is their 10th personality quiz before being hired

[@DLR007]

"Welcome to Wal-Mart" fucking killing me :^)

[@charlesmetal8224]

I would have walked out of that interview.... Zero tolerance for all the political bullshit happening right now in this country and even less for working under someone that agrees with that whole mess. Funny video though when I wasn't busy cringing.

[@JoshuaTootell]

Less the "politically correct" issue, that's not it at all. These tests are written by experts and then twisted by non experts trying to save a dollar.

[@TophinatorStreams]

Nailed it! I’m extremely bad at these or the companies I apply for, aren’t asking the right questions.

[@Jeff-uq7iu]

Just recently during an interview I was asked if I was a permission or forgiveness type of person?! It was such a preloaded bs question, I immediately realized I didn't want to work for them in any capacity.

[@josuemcalderon5020]

This was good 😂 subscribed!

[@anonanon8974]

Love the 50% people will be angry at you regardless of what your abortion stance is 🤣🤣🤣 And the race was hysterical too 👏👏👏

[@ZTRCTGuy]

Half of these q's are even illegal lol.

[@GameShiftMaster]

Could you imagine if at the end he said... "Welcome to Coca Cola!"

[@harrisonclark3799]

I’m literally got a job at Walmart 3 days ago this is very very true

[@Southernblonde1310]

"Who in the hell has never been tired at work?" Me - *falls asleep at desk every morning*

[@wrathofainz]

Actually failed the Walmart personality test by being honest. I'm not the ideal slave I guess.

[@tommyv4980]

Keep making skits please, they're too good..they're helping me get through school

[@fenrisguy]

Well, as someone who did apply for Wal-Mart once and I think I remember them having a ridiculous quiz like that... Yeah. Wal-Mart is weird.

[@transformers6129]

Bruh imagine failing a personality quiz imagine have the wrong personality lol

[@eloitsreno]

"Welcome to Walmart" IM DECEASED 💀

[@Joseph-gr9pj]

A lot of these would be illegal questions.

[@yoyoyuan]

“Steal something from work day”

[@matt9887]

I was asked “what do you see yourself in 5 years? In my first job interview. I said I don’t plan for that long . Well you know what happened after.

[@darkflux]

i had basically this exact experience when i applied for wal-fart over a decade ago... one of the questions was about having a drink with you while on the clock, and i said "disagree. though i don't drink alcohol", and the guy said "i never said alcohol...", and wrote something in his notes...

[@strumsyy9150]

I fr got one that said "I oftentimes give up when a task is too hard / I easily give up on tasks" I had no neutral or anything just had to choose which I agree with more. There is NO winning that.

[@pacu7102]

Hallmark does this. 500 questions and the last question is “Do you think this questionnaire was a waste of time?” This is not a joke. Literally 500 questions and that was the last one.

[@randominternetguy3537]

Your channel is severely underrated.

[@peterbutler1232]

Some of these questions caught me off guard.

[@joleen1463]

That is so Walmart and when you answer honest they don't hire you...spot on Zach...too funny and sad at the same time.

[@AVERYhornyMrDinosaur]

would you ever steal? "no" would you ever lie? "no" god damn, this guy is the one we want.

[@MykolaDolgalov]

This is hilarious. :-) Subscribed!

[@VodShod]

tired at work? what other state would you be in at work. My job I had to wake up at 4 am and travel 10 miles by car, and I worked over 11 hour days. I once blacked out on the freeway at 4 aim during a rain storm and when the blackout ended I was almost to my turn going 85 in almost pitch blackness with so much water on my car I could barely see anything. Also I had an allergy to something in my work so my face around my eyes was wrinkled and dry along with my eyes always being watery and bloodshot. That didn't help. I ended up quitting my job and since I quit without notice they took away all of my sick days I had accumulated while working there.

[@gooquestione]

How to survive the blue shirt guy: Just answer his question with another question

[@Jvliannn]

I think this guy was my math tutor

[@26dollar]

walmarts personality test said I failed and I cant work there :(

[@hpfan136]

when he said "Welcome to Walmart" that's what had me

[@therealspicybadger5071]

Best line: "50% of people are gonna be so mad at you, so may as well commit"

[@Griede26]

THIS!!! i finnally feel vindicated!!!

[@FooBarBash]

So glad I discovered this channel! Hilarious

[@susannaroy1632]

Maybe later look up the "I have a dream speech" I laughed so hard then 🤣🤣🤣

[@mikmik9034]

I honestly answer the pre-test on-line. Heard nothing, then I read that being honest automatically cause applications to be trashed. The next time I applied answering with mediocre answers (Middle of the road) and got five (5) replies to come on in.

[@DanmanJR]

I kid you not, while interviewing for Walmart, they were asking simalir political questions.