1:07:55 well sonata still has hers lmao

I thought you were about to say she bought one😭

5:33:32 honestly I never thought anything weird of her inviting them to an after party the next day. As in my culture it’s very common to come back the day after to reheat all the leftovers and have basically another party.

I’ve had the pink Princess Celestia ever since I was a kid and its color confuses me to this day. 2:18 It’s a unicorn because it uses an obvious Twilight Sparkle mold. A lot of these are recolors that look like knockoffs. They did Sapphire hella dirty…. smh

Merry Christmas everypony!!!!

What I really love about your analysis in any mlp media is that despite you calling yourself “eff minus” you’ve really taught me some more about music even if it was intentional or unintentional. Plus I like listening to long-format videos while animating so I feel some more motivation

I had a rainbowdash plushie once, same skin, same eyes, yet she had no wings, and no rainbow hair, the hair was the same color as the eyes

I believe Pinkie pie is Chaos magic adjacent.

Lyra's pie!!! NOOO

I need a pony ranking from you

Im only here for the lostwave, hehe.

Dude every video you upload just gets longer and longer😭🙏

on look before u sleep segment rn. two things. one, while you make good points about the book's odd placement, the inclusion of twilight saying it's her "own personal copy" is to further emphasize the fact that twilight was really excited about the idea of a slumber party with her friends to make rarity and applejack's behavior in the episode look all the more inconsiderate. two, you are a menace for revealing what marshmallows are made of. this is why they say ignorance is bliss. i'll still give ur vid a like tho edit: when lauren talks ab fluttershy's awkward phase, she actually means that her being distinctly taller than the majority of fillies her age is actually considered awkward, which can often lead people (especially younger ones) to believe they're different and cause them to recluse like fluttershy.

sorry dude, I can’t hang out. EFF MINUS POSTED A SIX HOUR LONG VIDEO

Why are the subtitles automatically in fucken traditional chinese? lmao 5:28 Yakity WHAT

2:11 i have that set

The only plot hole I can excuse is the age differences. Knowing that ponies have a shorter lifespan of 20-30 (irl at least) I can assume Twilight and Sunset would still be relatively young as humans even if they mature faster and are basically adults as ponies, so the high-school age is fine. I can also excuse a literal goddess as Celestia being just a boring school principle as a human (even if it doesn't compare). But there's no reason for everything else to be so... nonsensical? And lame. The portals don't make sense, the humans reaction to magic doesn't make sense, the fact that the fbi hasn't kidnapped these girls to experiment on them doesn't make sense. Equestria girls would've benefit so much from a secret identity trope, they desperately needed one, they alredy had the whole pony-up stich going on. They could've planned the whole break of magic into human world better, have magic become a negative impact on the humans who find it while the girls try to contain it (kinda of like ladybug and akuma). Equestria could've been so much more interesting if they cared about it beyond selling toys, fans begged for more. It was such a let down to not turn it into a spin-off show. I'd be down for a reboot about these concepts anytime but turned into a show. We can have a more natural redemption arc for Sunset and have the dazzlings be occurring villains. So on, so on.

3:33 "we can just say its from that one episode where the main characters cutiemarks are swapped and no one would care, right?"

5:31:24 since i’m Polish, i decided to check the wiki out of curiosity and yeah; the owl (i’m not gonna bother with the name.) is stated to be female. The trivia states that the reason for it is speculated due be problems with translation, from what i got at least.

Hiya i found an inacurate mlp toy,about 4 of them. They all have the same template of rainbow dash,they were a keychain,they didnt have wings,horns,a cutie mark! There was a red rainbow dash,a twilight,applejack and fluttershy. They weirdly look male

Great stuff, idk why but I find your rambling very entertaining instead of annoying or boring. Its a nice antithesis to all the glorified plot summaries being framed as analysis.

Its NOT a crime. Rainbow dab is amazing

If I were to drink every time when I hear "we'll return to it later" and the video never returned to it, I'd put my local liqueur store out of stock

HOLY COW I CLICKED ON THIS WITHOUT LOOKING AT THE TIME STAMP, AND AFTER THE INTRO I THOUGH oh so it’s maybe two three hours BUT NO ITS SIX HELL YEAG DUDE

Amending Fences confirms Twilight never went back to her old tower in Canterlot after the first episode

Please put this much detail and length for each season and the movies as well please. I loved your voice over and your thoroughness you put into it! You have gained a new sub! Keep up the amazing work!!! 😁

6 hours 💀💀

1:26:33 🤢

1:14:10 too many birthdays ingrained into that head of hers ig

1:09:00 Itd be funny if her friends were awful liars because they didnt NEED to be good liars to Pinkie Pie. I do this at least, itd be pretty funny

53:05 I want that song......now I'm sad

34:39 I like to think someone just said "maybe she's at her friends place" and the guards just say that as a formality

9:29 I like to think it's just habit or instinct from Lotus

Is it just me or did the diamond dogs episode make anyone else genuinely uncomfortable due to the fact that they straight up kidnapped Rarity, if this was irl Rarity was their slave for life. I was terrified as a kid and still am

4:40 she's definitely just messing with them lmao

Sure they did redub the lines of her in later episodes, but Derpy's name will always be derpy.

I just wish Gen5 was better. Either a completely separate universe, with NO connection to the original. Or more in line to Gen4. No Twilight creating the gems taking away magic *That felt more like something the Mean 3 would have done, which each of them taking a gem and hiding it. Maybe with one of them regretting the actions, My idea... Cozy Glow now old and full of regret. "What had we done... Thought we'd rule the world, thought Friendship was just power.. So much wasted time to actually make real friends... We were so alone in the end."* And of course the dragons... I mean I could understand them making the younger dragons having pony aspects, imply that the era of friendship uniting the species resulted in relationships between species. But those that came before like Spike, Smolder, etc... They should have been more dragon like, with NO cutiemarks. Oh and the lack of Celestia, Luna, Discord in the show. Except in the comics. *Honestly Discord being weaker made no sense, he was a spirit of chaos. The world was MORE chaotic at the time. I would have had him be a surprise character, helping the main cast throughout the series changed as a stallion with pink hair. Having a caring personality, owning an animal sanctuary. With a door he keeps hidden behind a bush. The main cast find it, he tells them to NEVER open it. When they do... The room is all chaotic, much like his house. He appears gets disappointed. Then reveals himself. The room also has various Fluttershy stuff, some statues, paintings, etc.* Oh and hint that the mane 6 are still around, but they let discord turn THEM to stone to be released to train new heroes when the time comes. While also reveal that Twilight and the Rest of the princesses were.. Trapped this whole time, between worlds or something. Since as we saw... Places like Canterlot were in RUINS. Something happened more than just Opaline doing her thing... A true disaster. Oh and Opaline... Yeah shouldn't have been a "old childhood friend" of the two sisters, who they ignored.. When it would have fit more if she was treated like a queen since she was a kid... Which considering her name can be shortened to Opal. And a certain unicorn had a cat that ALSO shared that shortened name. Combine that with her mastery of FIRE magic specifically and her fur color.... One could have implied that she was Rarity and Spike's kid. Which wasn't exactly as bad as one thinks, because he was born when Twilight was in grade school. Only 4-7 years age difference. Baby as a dragon, but possibly teenage for Pony.

Okay what the fuck bro get a diagnosis😭 I’m totally not going to watch through this 6 hour long essay on fucking ponies

That was the first time I knew rainbow and apple jack were girls. During Mlp’s run, I thought they were boys. But seeing them as humans with skirts made my mind flip

YEAA THIS IS WHAT WE'VE BEEN WAITIN' FOR, 6 HOUR VIDEOOOOOO, this one is boutta be a banger fr, next episodes will probebaly be the longest videos around this side of the mlp fandom lmao

If you're wondering what I'm doing here, I got news for you: I hate everything, and I mean EVERYTHING about MLP cause I never even bothered to watch the show in the first place.

Eff Minus you are a mad man but I guess I am too bc I am watching all this

Ok 6h, let me pick my breakfast and I will see you during the day 😊👌

2:53:29 aren't we gonna talk about how Lucky Clover is literally walking backwards for some reason? no? okay let's focus on Lyra talking to a kid, probably her younger relative or just some kid who wanted to ask her about something

In all fairness, Cupcakes was written by a thirteen year old.

I just watch the intro in the first to second episode in a series, and if it changes in a new season (also first and second episodes)

Holy pony. Guess I know what to do all day now. Thanks EffMinus.

The Fluttershy one is a flash back to the Cutie Mark Swap When Twilight had to help her friends remind her friends who they was. True True Friends is the song running in my head rent free 😢

Six hours.. impressive effminus

Oh my master has posted 🙏