13 Hours A Slave

[@captainniceguy1562]

i watched the whole 13 hours of Sam live after the 9 hour mark Sams mental state begins to decline, it was like watching your grandfather slowly lose his mind to Alzheimer's but in 13 hours

[@donatter1042]

Sounds funny

[@AcherontiaStyx]

It's like listening to Everywhere at the End of Time but with more forehead

[@moonen1709]

someone else Jesus fucking Christ that album

[@bodywithoutorgans172]

@@AcherontiaStyx oh FUCK I forgot about that album...

[@kollu8896]

andrew bayse no one cares

[@thegoldencaulk2742]

I love that Sam incessantly roasts whoever's with him, and if nobody's with him, he roasts the only person left: Himself.

[@peacegawd5192]

Anbody can get it. I love it.

[@fookinkoont]

When you can roast yourself fr, everythings fair game. Its the op strat plz dont nerf

[@steelcider-9508]

I thought you only commented on forgotten weapons vids lol

[@Peadeymclovin]

Or his wife

[@PGTRegard]

Shouldn't you be over at Forgotten Weapons? Finding you on random videos makes my day.

[@williamglass2223]

Tarkov Devs: “A man chooses. A slave obeys.” Power-bottom Sam: *racks AK with malicious intent

[@briant216]

Tarkov Devs "Now would you kindly stream for drops?"

[@crazako]

Sam: *grabs golf club*

[@xS1leNtRapt0rZ]

@@briant216 fuk

[@fatweeb7471]

If Nikita told Sam to bark he would be howling all day

[@YUKILOID39]

"You're flipping burgers, you're the one that needs the charity" is one of the realest thing's i've heard

[@poptart4098]

I was like" Damn....."

[@AdamSandlerAttackCrab1337]

I’m afraid FOR Sam, the tarkov devs will make him a streamer for the promise of cornflakes and rubles

[@WhyGodby]

This

[@trevorjaster4072]

Lmfao

[@sgt.eclair]

I'm just imagining sam chained to a basement wall, and when Nikitia throws him a handful of cornflakes and roubles, sam just scurries around on the floor trying to eat them as fast as possible

[@bboy_noiz9572]

Filthy rat

[@aaronweinbach3917]

General sam the movie

[@jakewb2316]

Can I just say, Sam is legitimately one of the best entertainers? He's so on point.

[@batteryman3393]

Fr fr keep it 💯

[@prod_yasha]

Yeah a literal gem on KZbin i can’t see myself genuinely watching a straight hour of someone and that entire hour being entertaining EXCEPT for sam and coryxkenshin best youtubers on this site in my opinion

[@chrismcswain6200]

Golden Boy

[@gouda7288]

over an hour of video thats just as funny as the other more edited ones

[@logandunbar2748]

fact

[@MrCreeperKicker]

Me: "I wonder how quickly Sam is gonna say Hitler this video." 22 seconds later...

[@TheNutellarulz]

He's already got the Hitler combover going on

[@cirkleobserver3217]

Yeah I don’t know what the fat tard is thinking, save the uncle H drop for the 3 min mark or something. If you do it right away the algo will definitely notice.

[@MrTristan03]

As he said, "you know who else got the most votes too?" I immediately thought the answer, "Hitler" and boom.

[@w90213kjfdjn]

@A X O L O T L the implications are more important

[@redmiller3567]

His got a point his their uniforms tbh

[@Antonleavesacomment]

You guys realise sam said that this was his favourite video because it has the most ads

[@richardhunter3441]

Jew

[@slomnim]

Classic rat

[@notliterallyme]

I don’t think sam cares about that, his over an hour long dark souls 3 video had a bunch of ads from youtube he decided to take off

[@Rem694u2]

Nah, it is some of his best work by far. lol

[@beansoupboyboy7610]

fair enough

[@thedankgunslinger8948]

Aqua could be Sam's life long best friend, a brother even. And Sam would still stab him in the back for a McDonald's Sprite.

[@iwanttodie7199]

Or you know for a Chick-fil-A chicken sandwich

[@ouro4279]

MM sit in bush outside mcdonalds, see Aqua walk out of a burning building with a sprite, *Snickers like a rat then shoots in back* AND THE RAT STRIKES AGAIN

[@michaelvaldez5098]

Or for ze diet soda

[@wilhelmrosenblad806]

keep it at 666 likes

[@DJ_LilPaycheck]

You spelled free cup of water wrong lol jk

[@jobilobby7884]

General sam is the only KZbinr I know that can consistently make me laugh.

[@taskforce6983]

Jobi Lobby you obviously must not be subscribed to the Feed My Starving Children KZbin channel

[@taskforce6983]

Those commercials are great

[@supersgt.johnsonwhatthelad4424]

Tomato Gaming

[@joshuabernardin5215]

Your obviously got terrible taste

[@supersgt.johnsonwhatthelad4424]

Joshua Bernardin Well that is your opinion and considering you can barely type that out yours is probably.

[@tame5829]

That 1st PSA was the best advice I've ever received I will cherish that info father sam

[@outka5tz]

Which one? Lol

[@jamesdunn6326]

@@outka5tz 5$ tip

[@outka5tz]

@@jamesdunn6326 stealth edit makin my comment look bad. 😂

[@jailoutafreecard4414]

The secret to surviving a recession is to get a job that never stops rolling. Guns are a great example.

[@100GamesofDeath]

Im a burger flipper. Although i only donate like 2$ or whatever to vets if i can thats no the point. Legit had a horrible night battling not downing a bunch of comet. Was really weird having sam say that it actually helped. If you see this sam know you helped a 22 year old burger flipper for atleast one more night. Call it cringe all you want but thanks sam

[@toddhoward1498]

I’m rewatching after Sam said this was his best video Pretty epic ngl

[@marshall2828]

Yep

[@Dexteritas55]

gang

[@willamette9691]

Same

[@devinmurps4915]

Squad

[@WillyBoyy]

Same. The PSA funny af tho

[@skeeeler]

When Sam's wife said she didn't bring him any cream, that was the look of someone thinking about divorce papers

[@WikkFuny]

skeeeler time stamp?

[@ppouloux]

@@WikkFuny 1:19:08

[@TheSunwalk1988]

"anything" not cream lel n4p l2p

[@jacobbaker9389]

Sam: "I've never said or done anything that makes me unelectable" Also Sam: " I would love to see a convicted rapist in the Oval Office"

[@TyPhenirW0LF]

What... Again?

[@omnituber236]

When he says that, it's really just self-promotion as a part of his presidential campaign.

[@UmmaLlama]

Also also Sam: "If I'm going be accused of Paedophoelia I wanna have at least done it."

[@totallynotadolf5465]

when sam says "ya know", thats how you know something funny is about to come up

[@ljrobles7597]

Norm macdonald type beat

[@demongustavditters7150]

What is an Italian slap?

[@dylanzmighty]

@@demongustavditters7150 meaty pole to the face

[@alison4786]

When you click on one of Sam’s videos you know something really damn funny is about to go down lmao

[@lilwhiteboy7572]

@@ljrobles7597 adid

[@wulfske]

Timestamps: 1:22: Stream Starts 39:57: Aqua shows up (after taking time off of his busy schedule of beating homeless people) 1:05:33: Poob appears 1:10:53: Aqua goes back to beating hobos

[@kriffapher]

@@thedude6710 such a kind soul 🥺💕💕

[@jordanmccabe3848]

Thanks for this since sam to fuckin busy and lazy rasing a family and living a better life than me fuck sam

[@ChrisRitty]

@@thedude6710 why not both

[@dolphinopoly1012]

You missed the coomstain

[@treasureboxofmemes9299]

@@thedude6710 Correction: Correction: He sucks off hobo's. (Use's Teeth) *I'm one of the hobo's*

[@RecklessXIII]

Sam playing Tarkov and bestowing rat knowledge is like that scene from Ratatouille where Remy is teaching 100s of other rats how to cook.

[@CalSprigley]

Couldn’t agree more

[@LemonWalrus546]

'Your secret admirer has a suprise planned for you' "I hope its like an alleyway stabbing or something like that"

[@sol9057]

A *back* alleyway. Sam would never stoop so low to get stabbed in a normal alleyway

[@LemonWalrus546]

@Arrow Head *tries to make meme of a meme* *gets 0 likes* lol

[@musiconly4845]

I lold

[@IckbobTheAwesome]

Wow he said that in the video, amazing!!!!!111

[@skilledasassinboy]

I was 12 minutes in and thought the video was about to end. Realized that this video is over an hour long. Was immediately elated that we got over an hour of quality general Sam content.

[@humbleguardsman5578]

All I have ever wanted was more than 30 minutes of Sam. And here we have not just 45 not even just an hour. A whole Damn one hour and thirty minutes. I can die peacefully now.

[@viper7k]

fuckin same bro, i thought id catch a 12m sam vid before bed, then i realized it was an hour+ long.

[@adamkaneshiro]

But how many times did you nut? Honest

[@SweetandFitting]

I watched the firat hour or so of the stream. Editing makes a big difference.

[@humbleguardsman5578]

@@adamkaneshiro bro when he did that asmr with the can I fucking filled a cup

[@VelveteenVermilion]

Jesus that look on his face when his wife says she didn’t get him anything, I thought he was about to demonstrate just how hefty those mics he’s always advertising.

[@shypup5675]

Loved that bit lmao, when he just turns and give her this "bitch what?!" look I lost my mind giggling

[@jolonghthong]

Time?

[@simonyung5448]

Shawn McHugh Stock about 1:19:11

[@jolonghthong]

Simon P thxxxxxxxxxxx

[@kieranmilner1295]

thought he was gonna do a gamer move and put abby in her place

[@richc.4144]

"There is a recession around the corner" man only speaks truth.

[@ebowden1168]

I mean technically we havent hit a recession yet, and we may avoid it depending on how the stock market does this quarter

[@jacobsuper6227]

ebowden we’re currently in a recession. The gdp has dropped for 2 quarters.

[@ebowden1168]

Jacob Super how would that be possible if we haven’t gone through two financial quarters yet

[@jacobsuper6227]

ebowden yes we have

[@jacobsuper6227]

ebowden look at the data from the BEA

[@2ARM2]

Literally like 2 minutes in "OH YEAH"

[@GeneralSam]

thanks bro

[@Chimera144]

@@GeneralSam thanks?

[@ThoughtlessBrainlessEyeless]

auwh yiah

[@ThoughtlessBrainlessEyeless]

The Truth is telling the truth

[@DufulPlays]

@The Truth POGGERS

[@LiMCRiMZ]

Sam: put your money in your pocket, there is a recession coming Sam's stream donation notification: [idiot username] just wasted $5 LMAO

[@ewwpoorpeople5684]

some guy named ogbongrippz is definitely gonna get pissed cuz of this

[@OfficialFedHater]

@Josh Burton We haven't even seen the worst of it yet.

[@LiMCRiMZ]

Haha check it out I started some shit by loosely quoting somebody that knew it would start some shit lmao

[@LiMCRiMZ]

@@ewwpoorpeople5684 the closest thing we have so far is a Josh and I can't even say he's pissed lol

[@RedMenace0]

Sam and Aqua aren't a married couple, they're a divorced couple but still live in the same house for the kids.

[@RedMenace0]

Kids being viewers.

[@Rileylego-fq6wc]

@@RedMenace0 i thought the kids were poob and bryan

[@RedMenace0]

@@Rileylego-fq6wc theyre the gay neighbors

[@yepepepep590]

@@RedMenace0 if they’re the gay neighbors, is aqua or Sam the girl

[@llab3903]

@@yepepepep590 they switch

[@AHoardyBoi]

This was arguably one of the best streams that I watched this year.

[@greed7282]

Should I watch this video or watch the full stream?

[@abdullahshahbaz4745]

@@greed7282 flip a coin

[@titoaldunate]

8 ball it

[@LSPD1909]

@@titoaldunate play pool to decide the winner.

[@YR7A]

"he's a mixer guy now" so about that.....

[@GeckoGabe]

@Hatwox shut up

[@luizguilhermeolivera3303]

That comment didn't aged well... right?

[@disappointedlemon8428]

@Hatwox shut up

[@stinkmonger]

I genuinely feared for abby's life when sam looked over at her after she said she didn't get him a choco taco

[@swyft1872]

23:13 Miyamoto Musashi was a supposed honorable man who won many duels. In reality he did shit like arriving late to a duel, angering his opponent, and using the rising sun behind him to blind his opponent... Musashi is a rat, and Sam is the new Musashi

[@fv7594]

Sounds to me that he was pretty smart guy

[@gamingmaster6377]

Musashi sounds like he would tie your shoelaces from both shoes and place banana peels in comically dangerous places

[@MangoMan139]

So he fought smartly

[@blackloud3066]

The fact Sam is probably the only KZbinr who has told anyone to save their money rn is kinda sad

[@datguyquincy]

Definitely

[@crissik8366]

Rossboomsocks from league too, good guy

[@deadxeyexcole4877]

JFJ

[@firstnamelastname-oy7es]

He's just tricking people because he's a rat Use your worthless money to buy precious gold. Then when the federal reserve and other world banks flood the market with new money to fund the Covid crisis responses, you'll have made a smart investment.

[@Crusader143d]

$PLTR 🚀🚀🚀

[@D34doneTTV]

Lmao, “I didn’t wanna crawl around begging for bits on twitch” Confirmed as his second sentence on stream was “can you guys stop subbing?” Lmfaoooo

[@K11NNGG]

Sam: "you're around 20 years old" Me, a 20 year old: *sweats nervously* Edit: holy Jesus thanks for the likes

[@thatonegoblin7051]

If y'aint sweating while watching Sam u aint a real fan.

[@seb9995]

Imagine not waking up screaming drenched in sweat after having fever dreams of sam's manmeat

[@dakotarhodes2902]

seb9995 please seek help. some of the strongest minds have been destroyed by the horny.

[@taxmanmsu6436]

Me, a 35 year old: *frown*

[@Maximus2563]

one more year

[@Yackattack22]

9:20 when Sam talks about the Nazi uniforms, and he realizes that they’re not on the same page, Sam the intelligent human being he is realizes that he’s not getting the reaction he wanted. So then Sam instantly switches it to something that he knows is less bad to save the awkwardness for the rest of the podcast. This shit is hilarious and you can tell from a mile away that Sam can realize this isn’t going well

[@roganchapman5700]

Legendary stream, my favourite part was having it at 160p, muted and minimized while I did something else and profited from the drops, love you Sam

[@pelicanpelican2055]

“he’s a mixer guy now”..

[@harryrobson3181]

Mixer PepeLaugh

[@Bergmanmalton]

Oh no no no

[@vali69]

That aged like milk

[@keepingeel7874]

@Josh Burton he still has facebook gaming

[@ren4issance-754]

Awaiting the Kenshi episode where you turn the lord Phoenix into your own personal darth vader, to your rat king emperor palpatine.

[@ewwpoorpeople5684]

Nah, the Tarkov devs and fans got him by the balls. He’ll even admit it, but he’s got that cynic charm, so you just brush it off

[@CimmanonK]

Hearing the "it's a magazine not a clip" line knowing this was Much earlier than the short Charlie drama is very funny to hear. Love coming back to these older videos of Sam with these little nuggets. Glad he still streams

[@zachwilliamson2390]

When Sam laughs all I think is “It ain’t easy being wheezy”

[@po0tttv252]

The title has gained my attention

[@TheBreezeShoot]

Aqua might be the most awkward human being ever when confronted with anything mildly controversial.

[@____-ju6mx]

guys a horrible racist from what i've heard

[@insidiousmarine2871]

Professor Shibe this isn’t anything racist about him but he said he wanted the homeless to be euthanized

[@ricomotions5416]

@@insidiousmarine2871 ooh thats a normal friday for sam

[@johannisguardian529]

@@____-ju6mx Joke, isnt it?

[@michaelz.3993]

Yeah it was pretty weird when he talked about how disabled children should be euthanized

[@vitriolicAmaranth]

I was living in Tallahassee again for most of 2020 and every day I was terrified I'd be exposed to General Sam in real life. It really took the edge off of the COVID panic.

[@jefficus_9351]

He doesnt leave the house.

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

@@jefficus_9351 he’ll lure you in

[@georgepeterthony9011]

This Format is Gold. It's a shame that your never streaming again.

[@marsal2000]

hit or miss girl is actually a girl, the trap thing was a meme, memed on so hard she had to specify her profile thats shes female gold comment: "never thought i'd accidentally remain straight" top kek

[@iphgfqweio]

Ok, simp

[@monneyman8848]

@@iphgfqweio he's just stating a fact

[@ConradFiat]

Even then, How is that transphobic anyhow. Dudes can dress in girls clothes. Nothing wrong with that, Ammirite.

[@sometimeslol5578]

@Papa Shanghoe cringe statement cringe statement

[@WorldsWorstGarage]

Ryan Klee no

[@jorruskurren9408]

That PSA is straight facts. Worked for a charity org for all of 2019. Lost 20K doing that, then the world fell apart. Fbm

[@killerxXtacoXx]

Honestly Sam, Thanks for being a motivation in my life. So many of your speeches and ending lines are actually hugely inspirational to me. I'm not flipping burgers right now, pretty close but not yet.

[@ghost9282]

"Steal from the rich and kill the poor." ~General Sam Circa 2020. (my favorite quote from General Sam)

[@wazal1281]

Me: Not paying attention Sam: Hey pay attention Me:* looks up at my computer* "Sorry" School teaches you some great habits

[@jimi6505]

same

[@_nanking5374]

time stamp?

[@andrews4527]

@@_nanking5374 23:05

[@PlayerCarter.]

That Clarke story telling was a masterpiece of improv

[@FartHuffer]

Who said it was improv

[@carter3568]

The amount of willpower it takes to be in a relationship with Sam, Abby not only deserves my respect but she deserves the Green Lantern ring.

[@madmannn9576]

Plus Thors hammer

[@AMnotQ]

And a Purple Heart.

[@willieearles3151]

@@AMnotQ The purple heart will go great with the purple marks around her eyes from her "disagreements" with Sam!

[@trashcompactorYT]

I've never been so happy to stare at the same page for an hour and a half and you KNOW it's gonna be a good round of Tarkov when Papa Sam downs 4 Valium two raids in

[@apexshinbi638]

2012: "Wow! Wouldn't it be cool to make money online while doing what you love?" 2020: *"I will now undo ONE button because you payed my utility bill"*

[@camwhalen5306]

Does anyone else hear the reserve alarm after a long tarkov session , when you're trying to sleep.

[@DankimusPrime420]

My nightmares

[@curtiscutler43]

Omg deadass me too😂😂

[@i_big_dorrk4749]

Love how Sam “predicted” the recession

[@iditchedmytruckinunity2395]

Came looking for this comment

[@JeronimoStilton14]

Was anyone actually caught unaware by it lol

[@powderedwater4742]

No its okay the senile old guy in charge changed the definition of a recession so we're actually fine guys we're not in a recession rn

[@alfatejpblind6498]

Ahh I love monopoly capital. Its actually amazing to me that they have managed to convince people that it is Russia’s fault that prices are rising (other than gas and heating in Europe)

[@williamglass2223]

Sams friendship to Aqua is akin to Hitler’s relationship to Mussolini. Aqua will be doing Chad stuff, and you know Sam would turn on him for a pack of croutons.

[@craigharrison5406]

"half the stream was spent bullying aqua the other half was spent organizing my stash." Funny and true.

[@Hachiae]

5:00 fun fact "silencer" is in the original patent, so tell em to suck it

[@YouGoFlu]

@Cpt Dinosaur in sub sonic ammo it will. Plus in the definition the names are synonymous.

[@reckyourself6948]

@Cpt Dinosaur It makes it a fuck ton quieter than normal.

[@MUJUNKY]

yeah the maxim silencer. to think they used to cost the equivalent of 100-200 bucks today with no BS tax stamps.

[@MrRaja]

Ok time to call it a Quieter.

[@bigbalticbox]

@@MrRaja "Hey bro, pass me that Quieter." "The WHAT!?" "The Quieter, bro."

[@Dirty-Heretic]

32:09 This aged like fine wine

[@ghostiebaka2809]

“Here’s the condensed highlight version that’s still overly wrong” I was legit thought it was 30-40 minutes and then KABLOW actual long video. Thanks Sam do this shit more

[@thewaffler43]

"They wore cool outfits" 10/10 this is gonna get demonetized.

[@leperiv4378]

their leader mustache was hot ngl

[@cirkleobserver3217]

Music was pretty good to bro

[@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange]

Cirkle Observer Singing about pretty girls and your favorite parachute is based

[@danielkjm]

*One of the Few KZbinrs that actualy care abouth their content and does it perfectly*

[@RudyTheNinja]

1:07:37 That _"What is wrong with you??"_ was so genuine you could almost hear the words "Seek help" from it x'D

[@kodathebodybuilder]

This better boost him to 1mil I swear I've been waiting long enough you deserve 10mil sammy boi

[@walkerwilliams1546]

Someone went after his Diet Coke and he just calls him out instantly

[@LawsonLindseyFishing]

Sammy bout to hit a millllllll

[@lunaseur327]

For real

[@kappu9418]

@@lunaseur327 no.

[@PunchThePillow]

Quick everyone unsub

[@mikesantiago8536]

lawson stfu

[@oakenmind]

Cant wait been here for almost 5 years since he was at like 30k. such a nice thing to see my favorite boy almost a 1 million.

[@vexcine]

I'm new to EFT and being the ultra gamer I refuse to look at actual guides or extraction points. Loads into Reserves and runs into an apartment by a helicopter. Got 2 bars of soap, a screwdriver, and some croutons. Heard a door open (idk if I did or not) and 3 footsteps. Sat there for about 10 minutes looking at a doorway. Never heard anymore footsteps or doors or gunshots. I eventually found my way out and followed the perimeter fence until reaching a huge grassland opening. "Oh this must be an extraction zone"- stepped on 2 seperate landmines before realizing the death screen before me was an outcome to my misadventure. Lesson learned: never pick up anything more than a box of ammo unless I wish promptly and immediately die via heart attack by anxiety from the wind blowing a little bit faster than usual

[@E1ev1n]

The best part of the stream was how often he ignored the donos. Like the whole stream he never said a single one it was god tier. He clearly hates the donating simps.

[@GeneralSam]

I told people not to donate or sub it was a one time thing man lol

[@nw4529]

General Sam Would you like to consume 3 of my beans? Only 3 no more, if you consume more than 3 they’ll know....

[@jefficus_9351]

@@GeneralSam i ffucking hate streamers spend more time responding to donors than playing the fucking game im here to watch.

[@MemeMan_MEMESQUAD]

@@jefficus_9351 why I don't watch twitch

[@Maverekt]

Jefficus_ I gotta say, amen

[@cruzer6571]

Rewatching this in lack of good tarkov content. Literally the ONLY stream were I stayed for more than an hour.

[@TheeHistoryTeacher]

Agreed. Most of it is people saying they knkow the best way to play with 200,000 rubs

[@bouhnd3231]

6:18 Sam is a legend for this. What a genuine guy, almost makes me wanna kiss him on the lips

[@Cup_70]

looking back I can feel Norm's influence in Sam's cadence, jokes and delivery.

[@safari8721]

A 1 hour and 20 min video? This will either be the highlight of Sam’s career, or the end of it.

[@bennybadenny6112]

I’m not going to lie I absolutely love Hearing Jippy’s music in the background

[@auge377]

Jippy's music is masterclass dude

[@marcopg8112]

It fits sams videos so damn well

[@oliverbass2462]

"13 hours a slav"* come on now Sam

[@bigjiminya1019]

I like how sam makes his stream a full experience with no downtime, its great. Best streamer dude

[@Hnrypw]

Fell asleep half way through, woke up to “aqua smoke some crack to wake up” so I took the advice an now I can’t sleep

[@putinmahcochin1636]

You need to be a responsible adult and do cocaine like the rest of us.

[@ianwardas5091]

Crack is coke jus not cut gawd why cant anyone responsibly inform people about the beauty of crack

[@troubleinbound]

"This can't be good for me, but I feel great!"

[@casedistorted]

It works great for a few hours.

[@casedistorted]

@@ianwardas5091 crack is just coke with baking soda added so it’s smokeable and more potent, gawd.

[@ffffdsd]

"He's a mixer guy" Yeah....

[@silamento]

flob ll yeah, mixing around in a tub of gold now

[@Davidnorup]

I have PTSD, from my time as prison officer . And the PTSD joke made me laugh, cheers General sam

[@98HAck]

Navid Dorup

[@granteverett4802]

Saqvin Htiernblad

[@caseysix3183]

I have it from contracting work, just take that prazosin before bed and hope for the best brotha

[@bullshitdepartment]

Or don't take drugs and demolish ur fkin health lmao

[@MonBerry]

5:50 "its a magazine not a clip" Pretty much predicted Charlie vs Sneako situation.

[@graff9461]

"Just cuz its voted as really good doesnt mean that it is. You know who else won popular vote? ah eh Hitler." Hook-line- and sinker Sam, you got me once again with the opening.

[@flo-4207]

Me: Im never gonna watch a 1h20min Video Also me 1h20min later: huh Jokes aside i really enjoy your content and the editing is perfect.

[@MyNameIsHayden]

on the stream there was a whole raid of the "oh yeah" also all the PSA's were awesome.

[@ashere1801]

Are all of them in the video or not?

[@dakotafontenot]

It's were, not where, idiot B)

[@MyNameIsHayden]

@@ashere1801 not sure

[@ruffleraveninc3602]

24:28 He just hit the hardest about face heel switch I've ever seen. Looked he was in the fuckin JROTC and he was trying to impress his intimidating drill captain crush.

[@poppacherry6634]

Amazed this is the first comment about it I saw. Needed my comforting screaming goblin so I pulled up an old vid and that turn was fucking crazy, looked so good.

[@bmore.b1g_wh1t35]

I love how he doesnt stream for over a year and comes back and gets over 10k viewers.Fuckin legendary.

[@benjaminfreij3689]

no it's not

[@notsosaltygaming4561]

When that nazi uniform segment came up I had a swift reminder why Sam is my favorite youtuber And yeah those uniforms were pretty baller ngl

[@fafafagat]

When he asked "you know who else got the most popular vote?" I said 'Hitler' and then took a bite out of my food. Sam said Hitler as I ate my food and i almost choked.

[@PoisonBannana]

Did you know that conquistadors and pilgrims killed more people than Hitler and Stalin combined?

[@janfungusamon4926]

@@PoisonBannana yeah but who defends the conquistadors lmao.

[@ddewcifer]

@@PoisonBannana Based, Colonialism was good.

[@fergusmor5546]

Hitler was based.

[@brandongerlord6997]

I C based on what?

[@EbolaClown]

Sam was right, this is genuinely one of his funniest videos.

[@franzzz7344]

Sam reminds me of that one teacher who says the name of the student who did worst in the class test so that everyone will shame them

[@rustyshackleford1508]

@@bnj9031 watch out, first year psychology major coming through

[@defnotthekgb8362]

All those people complaining about drops, over the whole week i got one m9 with no mag, just an m9 thats it. The battlestate closet man must hate me

[@miciso666]

I got coffee beans. Not found in raid.... damn you nikita you troll

[@thenergster]

I only got a single smoke grenade. From this entire stream. The entire week. *One singular smoke grenade*

[@grendel7192]

6:51 you can hear an “ooh yeahh” in the background 😂

[@ringadingbingbombulas2432]

Dumb guy. I am Spider-Man

[@DemonHeart719]

Thank you for pointing that out 😂

[@ox3996]

3:05 as well

[@theFirstAidKit]

Yeah, that's his sub sound that plays when he gets a new subscriber.

[@Flugeo]

I love rewatching this. Sam is such a well-spoken and charming psychopath. Tarkov is a perfect game for him to realize his malicious inner self

[@grimreefer9324]

Oh, I thought the FPS in Aqua FPS stood for “Fat Person Shooter”

[@thatguy.9886]

Nah, it's Flabby Piss Sprayer

[@ahumanbeing7554]

That guy. Actually it’s femboy penis slayer

[@fellasyouknowwhenyoudrinkw2231]

Federal Prison System

[@DeimosDread]

Here I thought it was "Floppy Penile Syndrome"

[@nominaomii]

Foot porn savant

[@jaytang4954]

"you know who else won a popular vote? uuhhh Hitler" omg im dying hahahaha

[@Crusader143d]

Misinformation from a POG vet

[@GC_Rallo]

Lol that story in the beginning, I'd be so pissed if I dropped a mill on a key, then went to use said key while playing in a squad, just to have one of my teammates run in ahead of me and grab the loot. I'd seriously tell the whole squad "merry christmas guys, you guys have at it, I'll guard the door!" then when they go in to start looting I'd throw a nade in there and shut the damn door

[@todd5purlock497]

32:22 wow, it happened

[@willshields-porterfield1294]

This man needs to start selling those flamboyant, figure hiding Hawaiian shirts he wears

[@punkrockvomit7344]

I came to this channel from his Kenshi videos and I’ve loved him ever since. He inspired me to be a beta male😌, thank you General Sam.

[@SuperfluousMoniker]

Playing Sekiro right now and turned this on for some background noise, first thing I hear is Sam bashing it... OK man

[@rigby117]

Honestly really surprised he thinks it sucks lol.

[@Jon_Bjorck]

I fucking loved that game

[@caesarvalorvmsheevpalpatin8755]

Dude I played through bloodborne and all the souls games with the exception of demons souls, with joy, couldnt bring myself to keep playing sekiro, just wasnt that interested in the game tbh

[@Fox_Olive]

It’s a great furrrst playthrough especially if you haven’t been spoiled on anything of it. It’s replay ability is almost null though unless you’re a completionist. I love the world of sekiro but man does it pale in comparison to the content depth of the rest of Froms games

[@reddyforlenny9389]

Dark Souls: (Vodka) Hurts like hell but you keep coming back for more and after a while you get used to the pins going down your throat and it becomes a routine thing. Bloodborne: (Rum) burns when underestimated and can knock you off your feet if you think you can just down it like any other drink, but once you learn your limits with it you start to enjoy the rich taste. Sekiro: (Beer) It’s nice, but once you drank it once it’s pretty much the same every time and you would rather have a more flavour in your drinks.

[@R3VO7UTION]

"I didn't get this forehead job just so I could make $4 come on guys $9 and up"

[@totallynotthecia]

7:30 damn guess im wildly outside the average demographics for General Sam's Army

[@kapjoteh]

I’m 9 years old

[@grimreefer9324]

I thought Sam’s PSA was supposed to be a sponsor or something. Nope, just him teaching people how to Jew correctly.

[@rlnt]

It's my birthday. I wanted to go to bed right now. General Sam uploads a video with over one hour. Alright, I'll skip the birthday then.

[@Jairan78]

HBD

[@rubbervelcro1177]

Hbd

[@asoingbob5322]

Hbd bro

[@ThrowingTexas144]

Happy birthday!

[@Speedojesus]

I just realized the FPS in AquaFPS stands for Fiddles Pre-Schoolers