10 types of Black Metal fans

[@pergproductions]

One day Farvann will say something to piss off Kpop Twitter and that salute will resurface out of context

[@juicejumper]

perg I love your stuff man

[@roughrambo1000000]

I just watched the entirety of your rough history series. I really enjoyed it.

[@SlyHikari03]

Yup

[@Klementin_]

Hi perg

[@schindler1253]

nice pfp bro

[@hishamhilal8332]

"But I'm Muslim and my name is Christian" 😂

[@cpfantastic5576]

Kristian*

[@benbutut6303]

That makes me laugh too

[@cemblabla]

I don't get it.

[@dnrd373]

@@cemblabla Müslümanım diyor ama aynı zamanda adım Cristian diyor, Cristian Hristiyan anlamına geliyor

[@G3E007]

@@dnrd373 habria sido aun mas divertido que vivera en israel

[@bryanmons3463]

Uh oh, Farvann's going to german prison for that Sieg Heil.

[@Farvann]

Will totally record some ambient/dungeon synth there!

[@bryanmons3463]

@@Farvann Farv Vikernes

[@dftns]

@@bryanmons3463 😆

[@redpilledrhodesian1407]

@@Farvann Varg approves

[@RedmarKerkhof]

You can use your left arm to avoid breaking the law on a technicality. But what's kvlt about that, right?

[@Megadeth7811]

There are actually three types of black metal fans: 1. The elitists 2. The people who just got here 3. The boomer elitists

[@TheVioletBunny]

4. Zoomer posers

[@italovs4592]

hellenic black metal

[@mark2529]

@@italovs4592 I certainly know some of those😏

[@evilemuempire9550]

Let’s not forget the n@zi, though I guess they could be covered by elitests

[@mark2529]

@@evilemuempire9550 Yes us nazi's are elitists.

[@bretttharpwriter]

I actually laughed out loud at the eastern european one, so true.

[@Mindfuck502]

And it always baffles me. Because I mean for the Nazis they were primarily slaves and Lebensraum. :D

[@darkfrozenwinterstar3639]

@@Mindfuck502 Yeah, but most people don’t hate the crime itself, they just hate being the victims instead of being the perpetrators and that is a fucking shame. One good thing about the love for Underground scene: There are so many possible choices that you can listen to a lot of awesome bands without being dependent on NSBM bullshit

[@BlackMetalNoobBassist]

Romanian here,I can confirm

[@miljanamladenovic4928]

Here in Serbia the neo-scum usually listens to trap and rap, bm fans end up studying Scandinavian languages

[@Volzotran]

@@BlackMetalNoobBassist but you were considered an untermensch and not white, kinda laughable and sad to be a ""nazi"" then

[@jacklynland3109]

I love how you acted shocked at the thought of Powerwolf not being a black metal band.

[@sina.r2390]

Happened to me a few weeks ago 😂🤘🏻

[@Werewolf914]

What are they I always thought they were Power Metal? I mean Powers even in the name, I don't see the Black Metal connection I guess they wear Corpse paint and have a few songs about Demons but their songs aren't Satanic, or about White Supremacy, Winter, Loneliness, or Depression and suicide like you'd think of when you think of different kinds of Black Metal.

[@grafdrakulaii7545]

@@Werewolf914 Powerwolf is Power Metal and I gotta say I love their stuff. It sounds so evil yet so theatrical.

[@SmutnyCzlek]

yeah fucking peak performance

[@blackmetalden]

You forgot about the elusive black metal fan that will rarely appear who are just excited for anyone to listen to black metal and will verbally vomit 100 bands at anyone who's at all interested in listening to it.

[@Mp57navy]

Hey! You like Black metal? Try listening to Acedia Mundi, Adyire, Akrotheism and Aversio Humanitatis. Letter B next? 🤣🤣

[@blackmetalgroot9233]

Have to say that that 100% describes me.

[@blackmetalden]

@@blackmetalgroot9233 haha same

[@BalanceOvOpposites]

Basically goes with the "undercover" though

[@dropshot5791]

Well that's because when you find a black metal fan it's like you've found gold! At least where I live.

[@domenicogulla8020]

Allright, let's see if anyone can name 1000 underground bands from San Marino. 🇸🇲

[@guitarplayer1495]

1000 underground bands from San Marino

[@riccardocossu9141]

@@guitarplayer1495 cha cha real smooth.

[@ЫгыгыгГыгыгович]

lol, it will be easy 1. hmm.. 2. ... 3. are there any black metal bands in San Marino? 4. wait a minute... ... 1000. Necrofilia!.. oh shit, this is death metal...

[@tyrantabyss]

Even more challenging: "Name 1000 underground black metal bands from Vatican City" 😁

[@Cthulhu_Awaken]

@@tyrantabyss ...or Mount Athos.

[@ralitsazheleva8606]

I hope the Eastern European joke doesn’t come at a great cost. 😂💀💀

[@Farvann]

We'll see 😄

[@Grisu.]

@Paradigm Shift based

[@vogelfreiinderwuste4770]

@Paradigm Shift based

[@satan4725]

@Paradigm Shift based

[@Farvann]

@@tomekmistrz3 Very good

[@Vendemerk]

Ahhh yes, Kiss is my favorite Black Metal band

[@schadenfreude7812]

Obviously its Sabaton

[@thecommunistloli1042]

Bruh poser detected the best black metal band is Alice Cooper

[@NAT-turners-Revenge]

*bLaCk mEtAL coPieD kiSs*

[@timothymckane6362]

In before Farvann gets canceled for making that infamous salute.

[@avocadocommander]

He wont get cancelled

[@Romper_Stomper_]

Clipped and sent to the ADL

[@boristheblade569]

He can. He's German, it's heritage.

[@lvshvsl2305]

Well, we have russian localization of this video. And not just this video. Just be quiet, it's a secret (no).

[@Fiction_Supreme]

He'll be fine. It's all satire anyway.

[@Nyktosofficial]

The Eastern European 1 definitely caught me off guard because I couldn't stop laughing for like 10 minutes 🤣

[@adhominem_]

I scared my dog with a spontaneous laugh at that moment

[@maevethefox5912]

@@adhominem_ I sent my cat rocketing off the couch xD

[@rokiniiyama4306]

Those videos are so hilarious. I loved the Dark Funeral thing in the end lol

[@fr0zen167]

didnt get it

[@rd6144]

I will never apologise for Darkthrone being my favourite black metal band.

[@broncoxy]

1:04 will send you to meme hell... and you knew it you crazy man

[@wAVE1337]

as an eastern european, I can confirm that the representation of eastern european black metalheads is 100% accurate

[@Yoshoggutha]

That's sad.

[@wAVE1337]

@@Yoshoggutha No)))

[@oddshaft4851]

Based

[@Joanna666x]

same

[@thegreenray4010]

Based

[@Maedroth]

0:23 Could be worse, I've met someone who thought Black Veil Brides were black metal.

[@redpilledrhodesian1407]

they're not?

[@GraveyardShift-tl6ri]

dude cmon yes they are! wtf! have you even SEEN their sick corpse paint tho?! its sooooo kvlt

[@nikolas3198]

@@GraveyardShift-tl6ri nah Kiss is the best black metal band

[@sunolili862]

told a guy once i liked black metal and he told his friends i was BVB fan💀

[@FIFTHSUN2012]

They are in fact a Hot Topix band.

[@luthimoon3333]

hey farvann I don't listen to metal at all so no idea why your channel was recommended to me lol, but i stayed because your content is awesome and you seem like a genuine guy. keep it up!

[@brontiq]

Perhaps this could be your first step in the right direction - towards metal 😜🤘

[@Werewolf914]

You probably won't like Metal if you started with Black, but hopefully you do give it a chance one day.

[@evilemuempire9550]

You’ve got to be like .0001% of people watching this video

[@horizonbvb8290]

Im not even listening to black metal, but your videos still gets me. I think you are damn well comedian, even your face so fucking charismatic. I love it, man

[@immortalgraveyard2099]

0:53 - debut Bathory's album is the very last good black metal release.

[@samotargos5199]

They sold out by that point.

[@MetalTrabant]

@@samotargos5199 Yeah, the demo songs on Scandinavian Metal Attack were the real shit! :D

[@Frosty4427]

Can't wait for Sablast to see this

[@mete9560]

yeapp

[@horsepuncher95]

I've been trying to explain to my non metalhead friends what the black metal community is like for years, this vid is all I need now

[@Farvann]

It's just jokes about cliches and stereotypes, chill! Cheers 'n' stuff 🍻

[@rupertred7434]

What’s the song at 1:15??!!!

[@Farvann]

@@rupertred7434 Some Striborg stuff

[@octomanf-zero]

Thank you for giving us so much joy. This video was a roar again.

[@erikdahlgren6656]

Me before clicking on this video: Spicy thumbnail. I guess this is what we call a foreshadow. After the video: Well at least we will get to hear some good dungeon synth dsbm when he gets out of prison.

[@vood00killer]

"No I'm not wearing black metal clothes because I'm an INDIVIDUAL" XDDD this is literally me IRL. Your humor is always so on point and priceless, keep it up friend.

[@goatnoises1657]

My friends would make three more categories; - The poser; wears a lot of nittens and leathers with corpse paint, like immortal. - The only listen to second wave black, they are the only trve cvlt - BURZUM is the best if you ask me ( talks about filosofem as the only thing, and paganism, a little political)

[@demiandesu]

>talks about filosofem as the only thing do we know each other?

[@goatnoises1657]

@@demiandesu well, that would make it a category ;)

[@pricepillagers1549]

All three of those basically describe what's known as the 'hipster'.

[@apuapustaja3503]

Oh boy that video won't be here for long

[@Farvann]

😄

[@someonesilence3731]

It's still up :P

[@Ivan4n09]

At first I was like "how did he get away with this thumbnail?" And then I realised it's a new video

[@ЫгыгыгГыгыгович]

10 types of fans: clockwise rotation, counterclockwise rotation...

[@SignOfTheWarrior]

Is that a reference to Ted 2?

[@ЫгыгыгГыгыгович]

@@SignOfTheWarrior no, i dont even know what you mean

[@russianhunger8784]

But I'm Christian. And my name is Muslim

[@Farvann]

I was even thinking about making that joke

[@joolz666]

0:49 has just finished me. I shall stop watching the video to work on my 1000+ Black Metal bands from the Vatican list...

[@Farvann]

...and from Mars

[@realAtomfried]

Einfach mal hoffen, dass der Hitlergruß nicht für Zweckentfremdungen oder schlechte Memes genutzt wird. Aber es beweist schon Mut, sowas ins Internet zu stellen :D

[@TheSerpentKing]

Man sieht die Hand nicht, ist also offen zur Interpretation. Hat er schon gut gemacht und blöde isser ja auch nicht.

[@schadenfreude7812]

@@TheSerpentKing Naja man sieht es schon ziemlich eindeutig. Hoffe mal dass das nicht nach hinten losgeht für ihn.

[@Farvann]

Wird schon schiefgehen 🤞

[@kingink7964]

eastern european one is too accurate xddd

[@uauser-ez5ye8mf4m]

@Super Sharp Shooter many bands here, in Ukraine, Poland, Russia is extremely nationalists (anti jew, prowar etc) and use music to promote right wing ideas. But stupid dumbass mix nationalizm and Naismith, so Farvann displayed wide spreader prejudice. And yes, there some Tru nazis here ;-)

[@kingink7964]

@Super Sharp Shooter the n*zis have spread like a plague here (despite how ironic that is). many bands from post-soviet countries here in eastern europe are ns or just sketchy overall, plus usually when you hear about bands from those places they're ns/sketchy. when you hear poland you might think mgla or plaga. when you hear ukraine you might think nokturnal mortum or drudkh. so on and so forth.

[@uauser-ez5ye8mf4m]

@Super Sharp Shooter that's the point! BM scene in Ukraine purely targeted against Russians (and majority of bankers ;-) ). So it can be called ultra-nationalists but not NZi and not racist. So, You can visit like Khors, White Ward, NO, 1914, Hell:on, Sectorial or Nokturnal Mortum and slam in safe but there is some little exceptions (m8l8th) where some really racist can make problem.

[@Mitchery]

@@uauser-ez5ye8mf4m Dafuq is 'Naismith'? 🤔

[@uauser-ez5ye8mf4m]

@@Mitchery sorry, was n_a_z_i_z_m, but something went wrong - phone or YT

[@WhiteBSX]

Salute to you back, from germany 🙋‍♂

[@Farvann]

Kannst auch auf Deutsch schreiben :D

[@WhiteBSX]

@@Farvann Haha, hätt ick mir schon denken könne, vom Akzent klangst du aber irgendwie eher holländisch oder ähnlich 😅😂👍

[@Farvann]

@@WhiteBSX Das macht Sinn! Ich wohne im westlichsten Kreis deutschlands und kann zu Fuß nach Holland laufen hahaha

[@WhiteBSX]

@@Farvann Das ist ja geil, ich leb' in MV, kann nichtmal nach Polen laufen aber ist nah dran 😂👍

[@AgainstTheeWickedlyMusic]

This was great, I'm kinda the opposite of the "Only listens to old stuff" guy. I love Dissection and Emperor, and Satyricon is pretty cool, but I primarily listen to modern black metal. Spectral Wound, Stormkeep, Wolves In The Throne Room, Night Crowned, and Suffering Hour all released banger albums last year if y'all want some suggestions!

[@Mp57navy]

Yep. New black metal with non-shitty sound quality is a large portion of the metal community, IMO.

[@AgainstTheeWickedlyMusic]

@@Mp57navy for sure, I may be kind of a normie in that sense, but I love the melodies and voicings of rhe genre, so I wanna hear em. That said, my favorite "black metal" band is probably Imperial Triumphant, they're just so weird and crushing that I can't help to love them

[@fbiguy5269]

Thanks for listing all these bands! I only recently got into blackmetal and I'm looking for new bands to listen to. The only band I already knew is Stormkeep found them a few days ago. Probably played Tales of Othertime for like 2 million times.

[@AgainstTheeWickedlyMusic]

@@fbiguy5269 sure thing! I'm more or less in the same boat, and I've been delving deeper into the genre over the last year or so. I've always liked blackened influence, but it took me a while to understand the genre itself. But yes, that album is absolutely fantastic, definitely one I will return to often!

[@hannahkozlovic1715]

Wolves in the Throne Room is for sure one of my favourite bands. This might be an unpopular opinion but I always thought black metal is at its best when combined with other sounds and genres, because it makes it more unpredictable and interesting while also having the rawness that I like from black metal. Of course I still love straight up black metal and listen to it all the time, but black metal combined with other things has gotta be my favourite.

[@FlashmanVC]

Laughed out loud at “the Eastern European”

[@joemack7709]

I view myself as a listener type fan for black metal rather than a hardcore obsessed fan. I will admit, extreme metal is therapeutic to listen to than anything on mainstream radio.

[@KeymoEmbryo]

your videos always speak 100% accurate facts, awesome stuff! \m/

[@souleimanejacques1976]

Kiss is my favorite black metal band !

[@abboed.4076]

Funny, I remember buying a ticket to a 'black metal' concert back in 1995, expecting something like Venom, Possessed or (early) Sodom. The kind of stuff I used to listen to as a teenager about 10 years earlier. Headliner was Marduk, goosebumps. Thought black metal had died out, but actually was pleasantly surprised it not only revived, but this new wave of BM had become even more extreme than the music I was listening to at the time (extreme death, grind, etc.). It would become my favourite style of music for the next decade and still listening the stuff like old Dark Funeral, Marduk & Immortal albums from time to time. 🤟😉

[@GodKiller97]

My favorite black metal person is the one who is just normal and puts on DSBM on their way to work while they get morning coffee then goes home and makes dinner and pets their cat then drinks brews on the weekend with the boys

[@RogueBoyScout]

I really love this channel. And /i don't even listen to Black Metal (Up until a few months ago, I didn't even realise that Celtic Frost was the best metal band of all time, and my favourite). I don't know how I found this channel, but I am glad I did. Excellent funny content. I am a fan of the more commercial(?) metal bands. But I feel Satan must love me, because I made sure my younger brother's first concert was Slayer in Sydney (around '97, i think)

[@Mitchery]

Check out Hellhammer.

[@mojyoqueen350]

I love powerwolf. I feel happy you mantion it. Even if they're not black metal, they're kings of comedy.

[@Icarus2land]

I'm the "can't go 5 seconds without making a black metal reference" type of person

[@viterzg1r132]

Hail Sablast🍻 That was the craziest moment 😁

[@dronenpc6877]

Darkthrone probably the longest living band that didn't sell out

[@Squant]

Longest living band that didn't sell out to a fault.

[@vOddy75]

@@Squant Selling in is no better than selling out

[@julkazjutuba]

Wanted to show Eastern European metal fans; shows Polish ruling party.

[@demiandesu]

>Wanted to show Eastern European metal fans; shows Polish

[@einschandmaul4931]

Still better than the opposition.

[@julkazjutuba]

@@einschandmaul4931 Same shit

[@Druskinolikejewski]

Hails to Poland.

[@Userius1]

@@einschandmaul4931 Even Korwin-Mikke hates PiS. That's funny.

[@uastyrdzhii]

There are 10 types of black metal fans: 1- The Racist 2- The Nazi 3- The Bigot 4- The Based Trad Nordicist (Racist) 5- The Antifa Warrior (Racist) 6- The /mu/ larper (Racist) 7- The Thûlean Philosopher (Racist) 8- The Communist (Racist) 9- The Trve Kvlt (Racist) 10- "I don't like Varg I just like his music" (Racist)

[@Farvann]

That's racist!

[@Justafoo_04]

The Eastern European a little sus 😳

[@naechtl]

1:11 striborgs sound is unmistakable

[@RainbowDashPoni]

Do you happen to know the songs name?

[@naechtl]

@@RainbowDashPoni kinda , im pretty sure its from spiritual catharsis

[@RainbowDashPoni]

@@naechtl Well, time to check it out then. Thanks!

[@madkhaliqfarhan]

@@naechtl "Black Metal is the Forest Calling"

[@tvenningmedia4334]

1:04 Uh oh, we got a new Count Dankula case...

[@Farvann]

hahaha no

[@vladaprilason]

The southern European was epic, lol. Cheers!!

[@natethebesttt]

Busts out the king yellowman CD. You surprise me more and more with each upload, man.

[@westernwarden8758]

Ah yes everyone remembers the reggae era of black metal

[@EpicGamer-vn8wc]

I love how your doing more skits I love them a lot keep up a good work Edit 0:35 that killed me 🤣 I’m Muslim lol

[@بسيلا-ن2خ]

Lol me too

[@walidahmed9882]

Yeah that one makes me laugh crazy

[@EpicGamer-vn8wc]

@@بسيلا-ن2خ Salam brother or sister good to know I met a Muslim who like heavy metal

[@بسيلا-ن2خ]

@@EpicGamer-vn8wc there's many of us out there brother 🤘

[@EpicGamer-vn8wc]

@@بسيلا-ن2خ Ik brother still amazing to meet a Muslim metalhead just makes me feel good as my mum shames me listen to metal

[@irishjoe9195]

Oh Hi Farv!

[@jamescleary380]

Brother ! Look i know im hella late on this one but i just recently found your channel ( or started watching it i guess ) . This one is spot on ! Every single character i think ive met in person . Hey , if the music moves something inside you then it is all good no matter what the genre . Cannot hardly tolerate some of these new ( and old) " black metal elitists" . If a black metal band wants good production - i say go for it - as long as the music has teeth we are all good. By way of comparison, if its cold and grim and was recorded on a potato ,cool, if the music is there , enjoy the artists vision . Any way , great vid , you got a sub bro ! Hails from San Diego - california .

[@finnjons3792]

Jokes aside, Yellowman is actually pretty good. Though I prefer to listen to him more in the summer

[@DJ-lm2lb]

Did not expect to see a Yellowman CD lol

[@Lotastic_Films]

Wow, you had "Sarblast" on the show. Awesome xD

[@thelombaxsystemtv7492]

Question, is this a 100% accurate depiction of Black Metal fans, or just goofing around? Haha! Great video anyway, Farvann! 😉👍

[@WolfieboyMachi]

Yes.

[@LordKaos666]

hey! don't mess with Sablast :-D Great video! (I'm the one of the off-topic t-shirt)

[@くろ月]

I don't know why but Sablast parody killed me🤣

[@theshinken]

There's also that one avantgarde black metal fan that you'll find discussing the references and intricacies of minute 13 of a song called "-1" while being stoned as fuck.

[@arisistrevolt]

As an Eastern European, Its true that we all listen to M8L8TH and we throw roman salutes 60 times a day

[@Farvann]

I knew it!

[@crapaudivre1517]

Awesome Farvann! Thank you!

[@DorianSat]

Hello from Eastern Europe! Thanks for including us) it was very brave of you! By the way, check out Ashen Light!

[@gandalf8216]

*Smacks old cassette player blasting indecipherable noise* That... is black metal.

[@Equinsu_Ocha69]

He finally did it, he did the Nazi salute in the thumbnail

[@palpatine152]

I’m type number 11, a person whose favourite black metal bands are Dimmu Borgir and Cradle of Filth hah

[@fenrizara]

This is all too accurate lol

[@cpfantastic5576]

Sablast collab after a while! wow!

[@mrnomore666]

Мне нужен мой личный Farvann, который бы говорил мне " that's ok" и улыбался

[@bugsbunny2183]

Everything is so cold, everything is so dark, I remember it as if it were from a dream.

[@Dizka92]

Боженьки, я счастлива, что когда-то нашла этот канал :3

[@blackwood1328]

Как я тебя понимаю 🤟🏻

[@НикитаИзотов-й2ъ]

Да. Весёлый парень )

[@Ryan_Thompson_Guitarist]

That second one is especially funny to me because I listen to both Powerwolf and Ghost

[@FutschasAnanas]

1:22 me at a concerts. haha

[@TheLeviathan13]

im 100% the "everything was better in the old days" guy xD

[@pasqualeoscarcricri4024]

What the hell was that southern european thing?

[@Farvann]

Zimorog/Sablast

[@pasqualeoscarcricri4024]

@@Farvann wtf ahah

[@ASTRANOMICON]

"what type are you?" me, clad in antique clothes complete with frilly blouses and flowing skirts: me? a black metal fan? absolutely not.......

[@thelombaxsystemtv7492]

My favourite Black Metal band is Cradle Of Filth, because they definitely sound like Sum41!

[@Mitchery]

*Wat*

[@thelombaxsystemtv7492]

@@Mitchery Yes, Sum41 can do Black Metal waaayyy better!!!! Dude, if it isn't obvious enough for You, I'm just messing around, man! 😂😂😂

[@Mitchery]

@@thelombaxsystemtv7492 I know, bro 😎

[@thelombaxsystemtv7492]

@@Mitchery 😉🤘

[@nazarnovitsky9868]

Thank you , dear Farvann for this video ! 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

[@aivisabele]

Eastern European: My favorite black metal band is Nord Stream 2.

[@Meduurtje]

Welp that was a risky joke

[@grim_t-888]

I'm a Southern European black metalhead...Worst mistake of my life

[@demiandesu]

what was the joke about?

[@frantisekvtelensky820]

I'm definitely the undercover one lmao! :D

[@Tronderose]

Slightly disappointed that Norwegian black metal fans didn't have their own segment! What is this "Southern-" and "Eastern European" you speak of? We only do Northern!

[@Mitchery]

We're certainly nothing like the Eastern European one.

[@欣博李]

I burst into laughter when I see the Eastern European one 😂

[@madkhaliqfarhan]

"And I'm a Muslim but my name is Christian" Duh. I'm a Malaysian Muslim (Hidup Pak Long!) and my name is Farhan but even that will never stop me from listening to Black Metal songs on Reddit! 😎

[@mordechaifrizis7231]

Right. Without joke, I'm a religious Orthodox Jew (and Rabbi) and I listen also to black metal

[@jonathanomahony5987]

Undercover is my second name is me. Right down to the Jurassic Park t-shirt

[@siphoningstrike2248]

My name is Kristian 🤣 Lets find out!

[@mach2223]

1:05 You know which album has a great snare sound? My Useless Life's self-titled. Love that.

[@Nantosuelta]

Mister Yellowman is by far Dark Funerals best album. Another great underground bm album to check out is Goodbye Yellow Brick Road by Behemoth

[@g0thchocolate]

"The drums are already playing?" "🤔❔️"

[@riffsfromtheabyss666]

😂😂 I would like to one day be a KZbin poser as well 😌

[@666Godofdeath]

Shit undercover 😅😅😅 thats soo fuckin me

[@ГробницаШу-л2г]

Eastern Europeans respect you! Посмеялся от души!

[@Yoshi92]

Another instant classic video.

[@jaimesantiagolonga]

Lol! The Eastern European. Sad but true

[@uauser-ez5ye8mf4m]

1 month check. Still here. Good