10 Problems of a BLACK METAL head

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[@Farvann]

Song of problem #1 is "Prevalent Resistance - Raging Heat of the New Dawn". It's the first song of the CD I showed there. Yes, so much realism in my videos 😀

[@stranger3764]

Are all the songs from the same CD?

[@Farvann]

No, the second one is "Pseudogod - Azazel" and the other stuff is just some live recordings from Revenge

[@NAT-turners-Revenge]

@@Farvann what is one band you anticipated seeing live but were a bit dissappointed and why? And, what band were you blown away by you didnt expect to like so much live?

[@seanmanaloto9223]

I was tempted to say it was older Hegemon, but older Hegemon didn't have that production quality.

[@toyotaecw]

Plus #1: If you hang out with Varg, the Norwegian winters are never cold.

[@jayfisher3359]

The biggest problem is getting stabbed by your friend

[@arsenblack7792]

Jay Fisher in the face

[@warrenoids]

23 times.

[@johnhunter3497]

Do you even know why he stabbed him?

[@jayfisher3359]

@@johnhunter3497 Enlighten me

[@jayfisher3359]

@@johnhunter3497 I've heard his side, it might me true, that he was planning to kill him, it might even be true it was self defense (even though he described the fight differently each time) but the thing is, he didn't have to stab him 20 times, then finish him by stabbing him in the skull and dump the bloody clothes.

[@mprcmusic8919]

Biggest problem is your friends taking a picture of your corpse.

[@chasebarringer2551]

Aren't all corpses dead?

[@mprcmusic8919]

@@chasebarringer2551 why you gotta do me like this

[@incognitadocolegio9737]

Eronymous

[@dr.shrimppuertorico5084]

The other big problem is your bassist stabbing your guitarist 23 times

[@Ironfist85hu1]

@@chasebarringer2551 Aren't all Deads are corpses?

[@1234huesitos]

I am a black metal head but not because i like black metal, it's because i'm actually black

[@dzeko1167]

Are you made of metal?

[@aeolus4105]

Hellhammer: *surprised Pikachu face*

[@Brohan97]

You're a floating black head made of metal???

[@xPsycho88]

hahaha.... go away.

[@AgeofDoom]

😁

[@kvltkat]

"Ahh, the band members are either dead or criminals! Good band." LMAO the accuracy though 😂💀

[@deafconmediaZA]

Just like hip hop bro

[@evilchuck4679]

Yeah hip hop is worse with that. Half of their artists today especially with mumble rap artists can't even make it to having a two year career in the music business. 😄

[@Nantosuelta]

@@evilchuck4679 thats a good thing, the shorter the career the better, means less of that abysmal trash has to exist

[@evilchuck4679]

@@Nantosuelta Less yes, but there's always more toxicity awaiting.

[@madkhaliqfarhan]

Mayhem?

[@johnbrockiii2]

Problem 1 is assuming that you have friends.

[@Farvann]

😄

[@rupe82]

Black metal is the the only genre I'd consider that most the listeners don't have friends lol.

[@Sephez_]

@@rupe82 we have demon and undead friends.... no need for human friends... they all will die by our hands very soon... why should we care for livestock? They don't care about their livestock....

[@geekymetalhead5112]

For real

[@splo1nger909]

Make your own friends inside your own head, simple!

[@apollyon_616]

"What!? They have over 10 fans? Goodbye!"

[@quillo2747]

Problem 11 Everywhere you go churches spontaneously combust

[@sararedbride9728]

being so klvt churches burn themselves to get away from you...

[@shaymary5247]

Oh, for the luv of god!!! Pun intended! 😛🙃🤣😂😝

[@matthewjaco847]

I walked into a convenience store the other day in my Transylvanian Hunger shirt. Another guy there said, "Yes! You're one of us!" Such a huge surge of pride when that happens!

[@ultron374]

It sounds like yes - you are a part of this sect. That is how I see it

[@mrbred-el3vf]

i feel you lol

[@TheTrueMattiMan]

One of my teachers always compliments my band t shirts

[@Metal_junk]

Nah, he meant that you were a convenience store worker.

[@Abudzin]

- Sit down. - Alright. CaSuAl CoNvErSaTiOn BeTweEn FrIeNdS

[@time-lapseseb1141]

Hi Abuyin, can I have a peak into the future?

[@woodsman1130]

“What they’re Jews? Goodbye” really skating on the line there. I like it

[@bloodyleather5811]

Problem #11: Lords of Chaos

[@nickdavis965]

I THOUGHT YOU WERE TRUE NORWEGIAN BLACK METAL! I CREATED IT! *BUT YOU BETRAYED IT*

[@Mephilis78]

@@rottendragon7559 it'll be too soon until we're all dead. As I understand it, it's too soon for Nazi jokes still.

[@soniamo4139]

Trailer: Euronymous: You are death incarnate. *Kisses girlfriend* Badly casted Varg: It's stabbin' time! Director: I was the drummer in Bathory once. Who wants caviar?

[@HunterShad]

I thought it was okay. It took liberties, but the aesthetics were awesomely made and it was entertaining.

[@HASHEAVEN]

Nah great movie... anyone complain about not being accurate enough can go watch a documentary instead!

[@Chronas9.9]

Problem #100 finding other people that like black metal

[@darthboxOriginal]

Who needs other people? Problem #101: too many people around all the time

[@Vlad-bi1ss]

Lol I know plenty

[@evantaylor2935]

Bro that was Problem #1

[@engel817]

I want to share this with my friends... But they won't understand

[@abujamunafik7941]

Hahahahahaha so true

[@fritsel777]

Haha!

[@rvfiasco]

HAHA! DEAD ON!

[@TheFapFactory]

Michael Carter I don’t have to worry about this as I’m a loser and I have no friends

[@dablindscooter1973]

I have 1 friend who likes black metal

[@4everBeaconman]

Problem 11: the production sound is too good

[@Farvann]

I already used that joke in another video. Did not want to repeat it

[@maidenfresno]

TheBaconMan a lot of modern metal is overproduced nowadays

[@thrownswordpommel7393]

Looking at you, Darkened Nocturn Slaughtercult.

[@joseluiscastillo4730]

Dimmu Borgir ehem....

[@shaymary5247]

Exactly. It's why I'm a fan of the OLDER COF, Dummy Borgir, etc, but I do still appreciate Satyricon STILL, bc they remain raw & authentic!!!

[@gearsfan6669]

I will always appreciate black metal drummers for their endurance alone, let alone their consistency

[@ihsahnakerfeldt2765]

When you don't find the lyrics to the album, anywhere.

[@totenr1tus]

Fecking true, still trying to get what that Arcanum album from '99 is about..

[@ihsahnakerfeldt2765]

@@totenr1tus Nachtmystium's _Instinct: Decay_ ...

[@MetalTrabant]

Or you find the lyrics, but it's in Old Norse with an Icelandic dialect... :D

[@BekitnyWilkczyliPBVolf]

Funny thing if you found lyrics of 2 songs from whole album

[@wyrdingroom6081]

runes work in a pinch.. regular old fashioned red wine fueled gibberish works pretty good too.. yell until you puke or pass out or black out or both.. but who's counting? 🤣🤘🖖

[@NeuroticCollegeChick]

As a female black metal head, I get a lot of people assuming my boyfriend must have brought me to the show, or that I'm some Varg fangirl.

[@Farvann]

Sounds like a "10 Problems of female Black Metal heads" video... but I need a suitable actress :D

[@corundum1966]

@@FarvannThat’s where problem #11 of finding friends comes in

[@TheTrueMattiMan]

​@@Farvannthat arizonan woman

[@Farvann]

@@TheTrueMattiMan Yes, Arizona. Far away. 😄

[@jamescleary380]

But not so far away from San Diego! I come over to the marquee and the Nile and others for shows as I lived in Tempe for many years ( much better metal environment there in the valley ) .....so I hope to see you at a show ! Stay metal !

[@RudyAyoub]

ahhh i love this

[@edvweirdo6885]

Crossover

[@edvweirdo6885]

Please

[@andymb601]

hey bro, *play something else*

[@juliusalbe2070]

pls

[@makeitsonumberone1358]

You brought me here bro and theirs no water melon?

[@NoNamesLeft0102]

Pandemic restrictions in effect, limiting indoor gatherings. Black metal concerts unaffected.

[@amandamotekaityte5681]

Or listening to albums only, and then you dont know names of seperate tracks and then you love some band but know name of like 3 seperate songs

[@Jimjolnir]

Exactly.

[@SphairaWimperlash]

I'm happy if I remember the band name. "But you have merch of them and CDs". Fair enough, still can't read the logo xD I'm always so ashamed of myself

[@GGtheRealest]

100% accurate. I can't remember any song names. except for maybe Blut und Krieg, Thousand Swords, and Unholy Forces of Evil. I can MAYBE remember an album name, once I see the album covers I know which one I like and to skip to track 2 lmao

[@STEPHxCA]

Shit that problem’s carried on with every genre of music for me now. I listened to an album by Mariah Carey and can only name two songs off it

[@viktorijaf]

Mgla solves that problem by naming their songs after a theme and a number.

[@michaelbalcazar3990]

Hahaha nothing wrong with owning 7 copies of Transylvanian Hunger!

[@flamejob4260]

me

[@dzeko1167]

I own a total of one copy of Transilvanian Hunger.

[@HipsterBlackMetalOfficial]

I can see it happen. That's if your a pressing/format nerd. on tape, CD, digpack, vinyl, first pressing, 2003 press etc...

[@Ca11mero]

@@HipsterBlackMetalOfficial Yes, I'm like that. Been replacing most of my CDs the last couple of years for first presses. I can tell you, it's not cheap lol

[@HipsterBlackMetalOfficial]

@@Ca11mero oh yeah... I've seen first pressings of albums at 99 cent only stores however. They once had roadrunner, earache and grindcore records first pressing albums. Buying off record shops or ebay is just something else.

[@BESTIAL-CRUCIFIER]

God the concert one is so accurate

[@natekankelfitz9735]

I don't know. I live in California and we've had good turnout for Watain, Archgoat, Sargeist and Taake.

[@retrorider7521]

I also think it has to do with local black metal bands too

[@Astral_infinite]

Here in germany they are usualy sold out

[@BESTIAL-CRUCIFIER]

Yes, mainstream bands I've seen are usually well populated, but underground is usually just a few guys.

[@AndyxPandy]

@@Astral_infinite True. Went to see finsterforst in the UK last year and there was about 6 people there. In Germany they nearly sell out small concert halls...

[@lord_of_flies_9187]

for me as a winegrower, it really hurt my feelers when he drank the wine

[@Farvann]

That wasn't even wine

[@CostasAn]

@@Farvann Goat blood?

[@WardahTheBlaqQ]

2:16 - What, they're on a record label? Good bye!

[@arhaanchettri95]

2:40 "The band members are either dead or criminals, good band". Subbed! I lost it completely😂😂 Great humor dude. Keep entertaining us.👍👍

[@SuperTrepanator]

I've seen Abbath, Gorgoroth, Nargaroth, Behemoth and Emperor live: it was crowded and the sound was awesome

[@lazylegolars]

Well, those are big names though.

[@shaymary5247]

I've seen Behemoth & Dimmu Borgir (before Mustus & ICS Vortex was kicked out 😞)!!! Legendary!!!!!!!!!!

[@CostasAn]

Those are poser sellouts. Gig is crowder? Goodbye!

[@MetalKeith666]

I have seen Belphegor live, amazing show

[@supasf]

Behemoth and gorgoroth are mid

[@terrabreak8707]

Yes,yes to all of this. Lol The sad part for me is,being a black guy who loves Black Metal while everyone else looks at you like you're nuts. I have no one left to talk to about Black Metal in person. D:

[@lcope9]

EXACTLY. the only people I can talk to about it are on instagram :(

[@dumahdrummer654]

Damn that sucks man, it ain't nuts at all my dude, it's quite epic, black people stereotypically like rap, so it's not to come across a black dude who likes black metal

[@REXTARDUD]

Being black is the most metal thing ever

[@jamescleary380]

If you enjoy black metal then there is usually a very strong common thread between each of us , at the very least . So I don't give a rip what color a person is ,right! We at least have a conversation starter on a topic that both are prolly passionate about.

[@jensejense]

Didnt have any actual friends to play the parts of friends huh

[@Farvann]

I'm a Black Metal head, of course I don't have friends

[@atanatokosmiki216]

I allways get stuck with Det Som Engang Var.

[@jangofett0807]

Not a bad thing!

[@nykal1510]

Det Som Gangsta Varg

[@madkhaliqfarhan]

Sun Mikrokosmos Tegn? My favorite tho... 😇

[@DJPhukk]

LOL!!!! The "goodbyes" killed me

[@undergroundowiec02]

3:34 Gorgoroth - The sign of an open eye

[@LockenJohny101]

no shit sherlock, thats like the darude sandstorm of bm

[@eloy_demolish3r659]

0:24 what is this song?

[@wizarddemon]

@@eloy_demolish3r659 he literally said it in the comments

[@elektrik_exekutioner6822]

I am a winemaker and I'm offended by problem 7. Problem 9 made me laugh out loud, totally relatable

[@happyist3719]

0:25 The EXACT face that people make

[@smoke2351]

Q: what's your favorite color? A: (sips wine) I'd say tan

[@madkhaliqfarhan]

Tan? Wow... So you like Mexican Americans?

[@Kol-xb6mv]

1:28 your neighbour when you listen to death metal

[@wolandsmachine]

They're from USA??? Auf Wiedersehen Biatches!! :))))

[@HipsterBlackMetalOfficial]

from USA... wears inquisition shirt lmao.

[@barbarusbloodshed6347]

Let's just say if they're from the US you should be skeptical... ;)

[@gammarays666]

@Professor USA doesn't need Black Metal anymore, Slayer is more than enough.

[@dan_the_pathmaster7934]

gammarays666 No one listens to Slayer anymore

*Agalloch has entered the chat*

[@drageben145]

When you love too understand lyrics, but the vocalist is either singing their native language or has a growl that makes it so no one can understand him

[@Ca11mero]

Good thing about being from Scandinavia :). There is a lot of stuff from Ukraine, Russia and other eastern european countries though that I can't understand a crap :D

[@incrsmathr]

Imagine Problem #1 but with a twist: you’re a 15 year-old girl and all of your friends listen to Dua Lipa and Ariana Grande, so you don’t even try to play them your music because you know that they wouldn’t even pretend that it’s “okay”

[@fefefeda94]

Done. I was 16 out so when I got into metal.. Same issue

[@didiervancampo9384]

I got a nine year old daughter who loves Olhava, Satyricon, Thyrane, Limbonic Art etc. Played this music since I was 14 and when she was born I always played it and now she really loves it.

[@zdengvox]

The wine part made me laugh, not just nose-exhale :) This is good stuff !

[@Goreminister]

Problem #4 ... Pissed my pants, hahahaha! Cheerz Bro!

[@Farvann]

Alles klar, demnächst gibt's Schlüpper-Merch!

[@Goreminister]

@@Farvann Werde kaufen! *Ping*

[@prestonhoch3500]

Was laughing the whole time. Great video man🤘🏻

[@Nanophage0]

"Man, is there anything good?" Zooms in on a Frank Zappa album. Yes.

[@Farvann]

yeah

[@U24B6]

Your vids are like therapy for me.

[@nope110]

1:25 because your funny I'm going to pretend you didn't call sepultra bad

[@Farvann]

dude, it's part of the joke. It was pure coincidence. I needed to take that shot a few times because I was always picking black metal CDs

[@nope110]

@@Farvann I know it's a joke lol I'm also just joking, good video but!

[@wizarddemon]

@@Farvann same as a 14 year old I'm always a fan of MAYHEM and every time I go to pick and jesus christ cd 🙄 for my dad I always accidently grab death rush and de mysteries Dom sathanas

[@Irida.7lf]

@@wizarddemon I love mayhem but their backstory is so creepy etc

[@eduardomirandaneto]

@@Irida.7lf that's why they make good music

[@rbblr94]

That "ugh they're from united states?" too true, haha. Finding new bands now, I only tend to go towards ones that don't sing in English.

[@thirty-three7546]

language is whatever, they can sing english or chinese, still can't understand lol

[@joeyuzwa891]

even Agalloch?

[@rbblr94]

@@joeyuzwa891 New bands I'm looking for, I've listened to Agalloch since about 2009. Trying to learn some other languages, english lyrics from a band I haven't heard of is what turns me off

[@rbblr94]

@Ray C. Swornaugh 18 Not really into NSBM in general unless the music is absolutely unique and well written, more of a DSBM/atmo/raw kind of guy. Outside of the old norwegian scene, I can't really look past individuals with such beliefs too opposed to my own :/ it kind of ruins it for me if I know about it

[@sludgehex]

@Ray C. Swornaugh 18 they can. Inquisition and Nightbringer are absolutely unique bands, for example.

[@nihilist1680]

If they're on Metal Archives they're too famous.

[@primuscaprius8245]

Love your sense of humor. Great video :)

[@michaelbarnardo2514]

Farvan this is my new favorite video of yours! Number 6 was the best 😂

[@Farvann]

cool!

[@STORMATTACKTEAM]

I love black metal and i dont care if my friends like it or not , i mean i have to listen to their music.

[@adneriis-johansen5636]

It is fun being from Norway and watching your videos!🤣

[@AndreLuiz-ki4yk]

0:24 Besutiful music

[@kassi5081]

0:23 what's the name of the song?

[@spooky4124]

Prevalent Resistance - Raging Heat of the New Dawn

[@ProjectCreativityGuy96]

You're making me want to listen to Dark Funeral now!!! \m/

[@madkhaliqfarhan]

And you make me feel lucky 'coz I'm already a fan of Dark Funeral since 3 months ago! 😇

[@justynawelman2065]

#2 is so true… not being able to read the name of the band while looking at their logo 🤣🤣

[@xNachtmahRx]

Remembering band names is the biggest problem. Lots of good stuff I forgot about because it's hard to remember names like Kjamantelwishmobdådfïëldtösţ

[@MetalKeith666]

Same problem with brutal death metal, like seriously wtf is Diphenicloroarsine?

[@eoncatalystalbums]

I expected Problem #6 to be showed like this: Dimmu Borgir? Goodbye! Behemoth? Goodbye! Shining? Goodbye! Cradle OF Filth? Goodbye!

[@simonnomis3175]

nah man Behemoth are good. at least from a musical point

[@eoncatalystalbums]

@@simonnomis3175 I know but many trve metalheads are saying they are for posers.

[@SatanenPerkele]

Agreed! (Except Behemoth in small doses once in a blue moon.)

[@mcmlxxxviimcmxcvi8641]

Shining are awesome. It's just not black metal anymore...

[@BenjaminCaris]

Shining is Shining and I'm totally okay with that. They are fucking amazing.

[@TheDustyForest]

‘Aah, the band members are either dead, or criminals... good band!’ uncomfortably accurate

[@DaveLNLoquendo]

Amazing video man

[@jbasti227]

#6 especially cracked me up lmao. Great video overall

[@sylvain31_bass]

I need metal heads friends in real life

[@Jimjolnir]

3:33 "ssSatan."

[@jackdaniels6536]

Dude, part about Gaahl killed me hahah, good stuff.

[@seagullpoet]

You’re good. 1,2 and 7 cracked me up. Immediately rewatched it.

[@overwatchpotgs5622]

Ahaha,first video i stumbled upon on this channel and i like it so much.This is hillarious. "They are either dead or criminals,good band" that shit had me laugh so much

[@oblivionnpc8688]

Holy shit even as someone that occasionally listens to black metal pretty much all of these are relatable😂

[@rjwkkel9448]

My first ever farvann video and it's pure and nostalgic.

[@awonderingoneil206]

*This is 100% Relatable* *Loved the use of Sign of a open eye 😁*

[@Mephilis78]

Wait... A metal head who like black metal? Or a metal head who is black? Or a metal head who likes metal made by black people? It had to be done....sorry!

[@gammarays666]

I once watched a documentary about Black Metal in South Africa, and yes black metal heads on black metal is a thing. They are also actually good at it.

[@dftns]

Body Count! ImI

[@ZeDeX-art]

Dude I'm stoned af right now and that ending tripped me out so hard :D

[@Farvann]

nice!

[@adler830]

> sips wine Satan.

[@tanielleg.4890]

I LOVED THIS! hahaha the best part was the ending LOL can relate.

[@patricksafford8720]

At 1:20 he pulls out Chaos AD by Sepultura

[@eduardomirandaneto]

And Arise

[@SonOfNiall]

Sheik Yerbouti is my favorite black metal album

[@NathanielBTM]

The convo during #9 was amazing

[@sirberfometh2148]

Your music is so awesome and I totally like your humour ^^ Keep it up ❤️

[@Farvann]

Thanks!

[@zaingauci2054]

1:17 - *pulls out Rammstein Cd - if anyone noticed...

[@zaingauci2054]

@@-skar Exactly

[@artursruseckis4242]

Nope, I noticed Sepultura. And that triggered me.

[@Erykfib]

1:58 "Thanks to the underground" - Transylvanian hunger

[@eloy_demolish3r659]

Lmao

[@zabaziomalka]

Thank you, I don't even listen to black metal but the riff from Problem #1 fucking stuck in my mind.

[@nazarnovitsky9868]

Hello , nice video , Farvann !

[@ravenryu6884]

The only genres I knew growing up were pop, hardrock and rock. As a teen, I still hadn't learnt any new genre names. Rock had the nicest rlly quick beats Rock was deathmetal I told my friends I liked (hard) rock My hardrock music friends didn't like my hardrock Sad

[@vikiv.1352]

So happy I've a friend whom I can share this :) one problem less

[@kamil9133]

The end is just pure genius

[@jsebastian9547]

After that first sip, I was expecting "....satan."

[@fredjunker6574]

1:17 RAMMSTEIN REISE REISe 😍. Good music taste

[@manupetermann769]

Old album when they still were good back then 🙃

[@issyedits]

I'm so glad I have friends that enjoy black metal as much as I do 😂

[@davonish7685]

Lol lucky

[@tohanov1]

Lol from your name I can see why

[@marcoantoniodefreitasramal4429]

This is fantastic, man! 😂😂

[@intelicius6446]

I'm Brazilian and love your channel😳👉🏻👈🏻

[@comm1098]

This is totally me!

[@fatheroblivion4032]

I’ve never seen this channel before but once I saw a guy in a Darkthrone shirt I knew I was home.

[@The_Pony]

SAME TBH FAM

[@tenthousandagainstone7967]

Hahaha, great video, subbed.

[@jasonsworld333]

Love how your face becmes more black metal through out. And then the position change

[@Crow.Nymphetamine]

Hahaha kocham tego gościa. 😂 ❤ Brutal, metal true... 😂

[@SHEERRAA]

Dude you just killed me so hard. 😂 Me and my boyfriend watched your videos and most of this stereotypical stuff fit almost 100% on me. Me screaming: That's so me! all the time. Well when ur Problem #10 arrived, it killed me so hard XD

[@dagmarbreuker9079]

Love your shirt!!

[@Bizzeplayn]

xD your videos are awesome!

[@thoroughfaretonothingness623]

wtf turn the volume down while listening to black metal😂😂😂😂👏kill me

[@souravchakraborty5588]

1:09 can somebody read the band name

[@hanneshazy7687]

I wanna know to?!

[@sidthejovian5105]

Trve black metal heads are not supposed to know what the band is called 😌

[@souravchakraborty5588]

@@sidthejovian5105 so if somebody says which black metal band is your favourite then what will you say? Coz you don't know there band name.....

[@user-yn7uo2oy8v]

Pseudogod, lmao

[@putridabomination]

The hardest part is finding friends that like the same music. \m/ #7 got me, hilarious

[@danthedodo4586]

This helped me finish. Thank you. 😍