100 Ways to Fail in Mario Kart Wii!

100 ways to fail in the best Mario Kart game to date, featuring many epic moments, rage and classic Mario Kart Wii physics!
This is arguably my best work on this channel, and the video I put the most effort into. I'm pleased with how this video turned out, so I really hope you enjoy it. Hit the like button and subscribe if you did, especially as I've got many more Mario Kart Wii videos coming soon on this channel!
All footage but #100 is my own. Link to #100: (By MrBean35000vr) / obesedistincttaroshazb...
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Some of the ideas for clips in this video were from Mankalor's 100 Ways to Fail in Mario Kart 8 videos. His videos were what inspired me to make this video in the first place.
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[@DiamondWorldYoutube]

* guy on KZbin doesnt know how to use the wheel* Me who used the wheel my entire life: *P A T H E T I C*

[@pikamain9689]

I relate

[@DiamondWorldYoutube]

@@pikamain9689 thank you

[@0DHatesInfants]

Same here

[@ilikecheez7275]

I relate

[@CreepProduce]

Nice vid. I actually made a vid very similiar to this, but it's 101 ways to fail in Mario Kart Wii so I guess I failed a little more than you heehee. Just searched it to see if there were any vids similar to it and saw this one. Nice vid.

[@mistere1247]

Love your vids keep it up! 👍

[@absolutesonic4266]

@@AlexDatcoldness Dw bro it’s a great vid! Good content

[@AddisonQuattrochi]

Yeah I saw that video

[@onebigfluke8924]

I think “mushrooms on rainbow road” would be pretty funny

[@quakles3d1]

Fortnite: noob gamers Minecraft: true gamers Mario kart wii: legend gamers

[@CreepProduce]

Hey. I've seen this one!

[@oneup117gaming4]

@@CreepProduce Same

[@zxorizonn_3111]

copied

[@TheTTVCrew]

FORTNITE bad...MINECRAFT good...

[@lstskipper4123]

Fornite:noob gamers Mario kart wii:true gamers Minecraft:legends

[@sharky1891]

...i use the mario kart wii wheel thing... I dont even know why😂

[@ILoveNumbers_MarioFan]

For me, it would be a controller OTHER than the Wii Wheel since I use the Wii Wheel almost all the time! I'd probably go with the Classic Controller or the nunchuk to make myself suffer...I don't own a GameCube controller.

[@DiamondWorldYoutube]

Stolen comment

[@Fortnite_Grinder169]

Same

[@jasonmonks8423]

Same here

[@eBoyGamer1106]

Same man

[@myaalitt]

0:50 I always use Wii wheel...

[@poplapikachu5062]

0:58 what's wrong with the Wii wheel? I use it all the time and get 1st or 2nd or 3rd

[@pikamain9689]

I always win on wii wheel tho

[@theresahill14]

1. Burning out 2. Getting last 3. Disconnected after finishing 4. Missing the start boost 5. Rammed into cataquack 6. Hit by cataquack 7. Twice 8. Using the Wii Wheel 9. Using a kart 10. Using an outside-drifting bike 11. Failing the drop boost 12. Using automatic drifting 13. Using the spear on DK Mountain 14. Using a lightweight 15. Using the Baby Booster 16. Rammed in mid-air 17. Not using Funky or Daisy 18. Failing to snipe a Goomba 19. DK Summit's Physics 20. Hitting the Shy Guys 21. Crushed by a mega 22. TWICE in one lap by the SAME racer 23. A Blue Shell ruins your race 24. Especially when combined with a red 25. Failing to dodge the Blue Shell 26. Missing the finish line I have had 6 blues in 1 race once, but I wasn't recording at the time :/ 27. Too many Blue Shells 28. Hitting your own Blue Shell 29. Run over by traffic 30. Trying to use Nintendo WFC in 2019 31. Getting comboed from 1st to 12th 32. Hitting someone while they're stunned 33. Getting Wheelie Bumped Sorry about the quality, this was the closest overtake I had, so I used it. 34. Overtaken at the last second 35. Red Shells Hitting Things 36. Can't snipe with Triple Greens 37. Failing the POW dodge 38. Hit by mine kart 39. Off the course 40. Trying to beat a World Record 41. Too busy dancing to be racing 42. Sniping Yourself 43. Getting sniped 44. Can't do the ultra shortcut 45. Failing an easy shortcut 46. Bullet Bill Betrayal 47. Target Shocked 48. Target Blued 49. Eaten by Piranha Plant 50. Hit by Chain Chomp 51. Getting a thundercloud 52. And failing to pass it 53. Getting passed a thundercloud 54. Thinking you would get a mushroom 55. Bomb sniped 56. Then rammed off 57. The Maple Treeway net 58. Missing the last item 59. Landing on a trap 60. Hitting a lava plume 61. Not getting a trophy 62. Wheelie bumped off 63. When you know you've lost 64. Tricking off the ramp 65. Flame sniped 66. Star made you fall off 67. Star ran out too early 68. Mushroom physics 69. Not getting target blued? 70. Stolen item box 71. Blued as soon as you get 1st 72. Hitting your own red shell 73. Stuck in off-road 74. Being on the wrong escalator 75. Red shell over the ramp 76. JUST not dodging 77. Waiting for ages 78. Raging over being rammed off 79. Twice 80. Thinking you survived 81. JUST losing 82. And not just in time trials 83. Dying in a star 84. Blue targets you in 4th 85. Hit by 2 blue shells seconds apart 86. Mega didn't work 87. Red shells hitting walls 88. Crushed while holding mega 89. Fake item box to the face 90. Losing by ONE point 91. Excessive golden mushroom usage 92. Star ran out at the wrong time 93. Golden ran out at the wrong time 94. Throwing a fake item box at a sign 95. Hitting 5 bananas 96. Stuck on the rock 97. Controller batteries go flat 98. Failing the lake shortcut 99. Getting stuck 100. MKWii Physics FTW!

[@l1ttleold]

You forgot to mention Mankalor, as some of the fails are actually in his "100 ways to fail in Mario Kart 8" (including the sequel). But still it's really good content.

[@patatalexlive1841]

Hey, I use 100% Wii Wheel and I win...

[@Metrorrhagla]

Alexandre Leclerc ll same

[@SunsetSecondary]

Albert Head flam go

[@autumn4442]

Either you play against the cpus or you are determined... or both

[@notYourBro44]

@@AlexDatcoldness Plus I do well with automatic drifting carts (not world class, but exceptional).

[@notYourBro44]

@@AlexDatcoldness Ok, just decided to point that out. Video was nice, BTW.

[@Kappa5938]

Love your choice of music. Gen III champion theme renix really brought back some memories.

[@oneup117gaming4]

Hope this video blows up soon. Came in recommended

[@Fictionboy16]

That is one nice way to honor the man that found 200 ways to fail Mario Kart 8!

[@eggultra1145]

Hahaha great understood almost everything very relatable glad to see there still a community for this game 👍

[@ohtristan_]

Dan Datcoldness amen brother

[@jellytonixgaming6043]

The music went i cant slow down when he came to a stop on that escalator 😂😂😂

[@thelibyanplzcomeback]

2:55 In MK8D, USUALLY when combined with a red... or two... or three...

[@aydenmk7454]

I was once hit by 10 blue shells on N64 Bowser's Castle. Because I was playing with hard CPU players and with items on aggressive.

[@aydenmk7454]

@@AlexDatcoldness I don't if 2 CPUs were hacking blue shells, or if there was 5 holograms of the other 5 blue shells. Because sometimes online, the blue shells can disappear from trying to hit you.

[@fey0217]

me who played this game with a lightweight, used automatic drifting, and a wii wheel: welp

[@1jackpenner]

I feel like the CPU’s use rubber banding only when you have a thunder cloud. I know that from experience. 😂

[@1jackpenner]

Dan Datcoldness: yup!

[@jochengunther7592]

Dude The Wii Wheel is Pretty Great !! JUST LEARN TO USE IT !!!!!!!

[@jochengunther7592]

Dan Datcoldness okay good you are right Thanks For your answer ! The Video is Amazing !

[@fluffyboisquad7477]

I use it and I master rainbow road

[@LuckyHoiiic23]

I enjoy playing with the wheel... is it just me?

[@poplapikachu5062]

LuckyHoiiic YT It's not just you :) I enjoy it too!

[@viktorberishaj2464]

No

[@Meepolur]

No.

[@CoasterTeaFox]

This was my most favorite Mario cart game😁

[@SouthernSunshineElevators]

I’m actually more used to the wii wheel

[@martindeleon9106]

DK Summit's Physics 19 King Boo + Wario's Bike

[@aaliyahwells4903]

The old classics

[@googletricksyz]

0:42 I am actually using the Wii wheel the whole time and it's easy

[@HanyeeLim]

What device did you play mkwii with?(pc or laptop or tv?) And how did you record the screen of gameplaying?

[@HanyeeLim]

@@AlexDatcoldness Thanks

[@DerpyTheShreddingProto]

I do 8 and 9. I don't fail. *sometimes*

[@queenyass621]

Cool vid dude 🙃

[@Keira1706]

3:16 me every time I play ctgp (I got blue shelled 11 times in one race before, I’m being serious!) lol

[@Keira1706]

@@AlexDatcoldness yeah, it was Dragonite’s Island and I was playing with Mario and the Mach Bike

[@endormimi5261]

yessss I love seeing king boo in a video

[@JonahsEpicYT]

4:28 without wiimifi patcher

[@JonahsEpicYT]

@@AlexDatcoldness i know but the game SAYS nintendo WFC but i know it really isnt.

[@CoasterTeaFox]

I would use a game cube controller, it was a blast.

[@bluebalt1798]

Bad Cataquack.

[@casablancahunter1606]

I've gotten in 1st place a ton of times using automatic.

[@m0onm0th]

Lmao I used to play with the wii wheel, light weight (baby peach), automatic drift, and baby booster and I still got 3 stars on all cups.

[@m0onm0th]

@@AlexDatcoldness Well I mean it did take me several tries, so it wasn't easy, thanks for responding though, rarely any youtuber does.

[@huhnx5]

4:28 *Laughs In Wiimifi*

[@AlexDatcoldness]

Heheheh I've got it too! It's an awesome service :3

[@peacrab]

I love Mario games

[@MKWahPhil]

2:00 Charactares don't effect your stats that much. It's way more important to play a good kart or bike. Funky Kong and Daisy are only slightly better then the other characters.

[@glitchedblood]

for number 8, I’m actually really good with the Wii wheel

[@cleverparrot32]

some people actually like to use karts, the wii wheel, and automatic, what do you have agaisnt those things

[@cleverparrot32]

@@AlexDatcoldness ok, thanks

[@Mela_Mourn]

I use the wheel a lot if not all the time also number 68 and 73 and 74 are me all the time

[@langleyesterle]

what are the races called that you played in these? i only have 16 in my mario kart wii.

[@Andy_yyR]

Good vídeo

[@DjMicah88]

As a kart player I feel offended But you are right

[@pooko6441]

I love the video but you forgot to dedicate it to creepy produce

[@pooko6441]

@@AlexDatcoldness Oh okay

[@DeadPool-gj4dx]

Rainbow Road image taken from Super Mario Wiki.

[@claytonsmith5344]

Wii wheel isn’t that bad I don’t have any other controller, it’s so easy

[@panden3665]

Knocking someone off a ledge and then they get picked up by lakitu?

[@zadengrenell8107]

First thing in recommendation!

[@jusitendodx]

A Way to Fail for me: Using a Bike On Rainbow Road Or: Using Manual

[@shealinbanta4169]

Bowser Junior my favorite

[@RandomPerson-mk8ug]

4:41 which version of "radioactive from imagine dragons" is this?

[@epicbruh8655]

3:56 there were 6 on a race I had online

[@epicbruh8655]

@@AlexDatcoldness I didn't get hit by all of them but was close enough to 1st to see them all and i think I got 3rd

[@epicbruh8655]

@@AlexDatcoldness it was on BC WII

[@fronky_]

I blued myself once

[@miasalvaba6957]

Don’t know why so many people don’t like using automatic. I use it XD. As well as the Wii Wheel. And I actually win 1st, Second or Third. However I can’t say the same thing for Manual drifting..... :P

[@ILoveNumbers_MarioFan]

I like using both types of drift, although I'm normally a manual drifter. I usually use the Wii Wheel, and whoever invented automatic drifting in this game created a miracle for people who can't drift or don't feel like drifting. I have 3 of my Mii licenses that use manual drifting almost all the time. The other license is dedicated to a combo of Manual and Automatic drifting.

[@nadinedepelteau7959]

How in the heck is using the Wii Wheel a fail?

[@nadinedepelteau7959]

@@AlexDatcoldness oh ok thanks for telling me that

[@rbz5544]

I use the wii wheel

[@elijahpradocoleman6121]

Triple shell the first place at the last second

[@XanderTheBBIEALFan2009]

What About 100 Ways To Fail In Mario Kart 7?

[@coasterfurby6815]

I don’t understand. What is so wrong with the wii wheel? I use it all the time. The problem for me is that it is the only thing I can use. I have nothing else, just the wii wheel

[@dylpickle6123]

Ive had closer overtakes with friends or an ai

[@GGamerLiam]

for number 8. I am goood at Wii Wheel

[@hillhill1658]

9:54

[@puppyboy6905]

I use the wii wheel and I like it

[@DSMChip]

101. Sherbet Land

[@yasef1796]

Using the wii wheel isn't a fail bruh.

[@yasef1796]

@@AlexDatcoldness no its not the worst controller it's just depends on your experience with that particular controller.

[@youcandoitbacon3782]

Step 1 yee haw The end

[@youcandoitbacon3782]

Ok

[@zadenschannelofabsolutelyn7099]

You fail too much in this. Not calling you a noob though!

[@zadenschannelofabsolutelyn7099]

@@AlexDatcoldness me too

[@lstskipper4123]

What's wrong to use other characters is not just funky long and daisy wtf

[@lstskipper4123]

@@AlexDatcoldness how long did take to write this lol xD

[@Framey753]

lol This isn't really a hate comment but I don't get why you fail if you use a kart because i use a kart and I win.

[@aw_dev]

69th dislike! Let's go!!

[@aw_dev]

@@AlexDatcoldness I love your content though, nice video

[@frankpol8970]

If got 7 times blue shelled i got 1st

[@Simon69546]

If you often use Wii wheel and drive automatic arent you as bad as you show the people😒

[@Simon69546]

I understand.😉

[@fezmasterr]

Imagine being bad at the game and blaming the game for having separate options that you don’t have to use

[@fezmasterr]

Dan Datcoldness I do see where you’re coming from but some people who don’t do world records prefer karts and automatic drift, I prefer manual drift too but this list I get is you’rebiast but I find more people using karts when I used to play wii

[@IHateFurries981]

2 musics how it's called?

[@megaedge2762]

10:53 wow he lost to a phantom too. Ouch

[@ItzRyuki]

@@AlexDatcoldness This whole game hurts sometimes-

[@TheDel4873]

4:28 they discontinued it because of Mario Kart 8.

[@thecornseller]

only true gamers understand this pain

[@teembo3907]

I Have a tip for you: If you Show a Clip with splitscreen, i never know, how you mean, so I always must look the Clip twice. Please mark, Who you mean

[@Metrorrhagla]

Is if weird that im actually quite good with motion controls

[@犟]

Don't worry Albert, I used motion controls for a year then only decided to change because using a controller was much easier to use

[@bifiankin]

I'm worse for my entire childhood I used motion controls and automatic. But now I use game cube controller on manual as bowser jr on the mach bike

[@williamrosenberg8382]

0:33 amazing music cut

[@ponkypink3389]

hey the wii wheel ain't that f**k bad, you just never played with it, only true hardcore gamers use the wii wheel

[@AntoniotheGOAT]

3:30 what's the name of the music?

[@kobizarre2003]

Yeeeeahhhhh TWD98!!!

[@aaleenplaysroblox105]

You are amazing 👏

[@kaitlynshanley8302]

The Wii wheel is the best!!

[@Devilsaur]

Tip: if you don’t know how to turn of tilt controls just use a Wii nunchuck

[@lekauros]

What is the song that starts from 2:12

[@chaosmariobros]

what is the song of the video like in the beginning? (first song by the way)

[@tiquaaa5642]

8. Using the Wii wheel i use Wii wheel all the time and i got dry bowser with it

[@oldcheez4780]

I used baby daisy on the quacker to unlock dry bowser and the jetsetter.

[@ILoveNumbers_MarioFan]

I play as a variety of characters, and I sometimes use females. I mostly like the female characters because most of them are faster than males in Mario Kart Wii.

[@vorplover]

people are saying that the wii wheel is harder to control than normal controls (i do wii wheel because i got used to it after first time playing)

[@Randomvidsometimes]

A random question Why do I feel like I'm the only one who uses the mii as a chacter lol

[@RandomPerson-mk8ug]

What'll happen when a bullet bill hits a player while the player is at star mode?

[@SoldamWizard21]

A lot of those, if not ALL of them are rather BRUTAL to face!

[@baneofduality8028]

Number 8 I disagree with, I use a wheel and I'm usually in top 3 when pkaying with online players.

[@anthonnn7266]

Why do you not make mk8dx videos anymore?

[@markbrown8897]

Brilliant. Just why are there CTGP tracks when the title said Mario kart Wii?

[@DeadPool-gj4dx]

Being a lightweight on Rainbow Road

[@proftornado]

If u wanna do the ultra shortcut Then you might wanna search it up