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@wokesherman27135 жыл бұрын
Tim ''moneybags'' Dillon!
@BuddyCBuddy5 жыл бұрын
Luis J loved his....
@sealevelbear5 жыл бұрын
I want a ridge
@deengew5 жыл бұрын
I do the same thing and let sopranos play also, i dunno what that says about me but i promise i wasn't molested
@GourmetDiarrhea5 жыл бұрын
how do you act when you are serious/not doing a bit?
@goldencheese72475 жыл бұрын
I regularly put Tim on when going to bed. The verbal battery acid he spits out puts my mind to ease. So happy Tim has this podcast.
@brianjones42455 жыл бұрын
Me too. I'd kill to get the video footage of this.
@freemancrosby89465 жыл бұрын
Me too! #timesup
@brencelt4 жыл бұрын
I'm just glad the last truly great American iconoclast has the start up capital for his Jew business
@Timebend20254 жыл бұрын
Yep
@nmeyers924 жыл бұрын
Me too. I fall asleep so easily, not because I’m bored but the humor has such a calming effect. He’s the best.
@johnmiller56794 жыл бұрын
I'm also from Long Island and this guy is right on the money when it comes to LI weddings. Back in the mid 90's when the average wedding in the states was $19,000 a year it was $33,000 on LI. On LI people spend ridiculous money for one day that is normally the best day of the couples whole marriage. I've been to a 500 person $100,000 wedding where the marriage lasted 8 months and then the bride's father spend $150,000 on her second marriage a year and a half later and lasted 2 years. Now the bride is 300 pounds has 4 kids from 3 different guys and hangs out looking for boytoys at the local Italian restaurant during Happy Hour.
@ericpolan17163 жыл бұрын
that was a joy to read
@adamzaki62323 жыл бұрын
This is Genesis to the Long Island testament
@AVALARMusicOfficial3 жыл бұрын
Life In The Big City.
@kr504013 жыл бұрын
That is the life
@ballzzd33p292 жыл бұрын
Life in the big city.
@funkdonk5 жыл бұрын
I bloked my whole family and friends on social media. This show is the only notification i need in my life rn
@KarenTookTheKids3645 жыл бұрын
"Red Pill Mom" is one of the greatest ideas for a sitcom. Roseanne for the lead.
@professorgrouch Жыл бұрын
Red Pill Single Mom would be better.
@stellar77605 жыл бұрын
“Long Island loves spending a lot of money on something... that looks like you FOUND IT.” 😂
@fixitfelix7184 жыл бұрын
I literally got married at jericho Terrace....exactly the way he said.. and the parts he was wrong on..was my cousin
@deezlesteezle9 ай бұрын
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA
@stellar77605 жыл бұрын
“If you’re ever in Burbank and in need of water to survive, I would never walk into ‘Flappers’ comedy club.” 😂 two minutes in and I’m already crying.
@jessemedina54362 жыл бұрын
Right!!!😂
@eskimointhisworld4 жыл бұрын
"An abortion and a bacon, egg & cheese" "You're my Dumbledore, baby" 😂😂😂🤣
@cafemaco854 жыл бұрын
The wedding sequence is simply perfect. With Tiim, every podcast is a comedy special.
@johnstone77583 жыл бұрын
alot of comments on youtube resemble mine here but, we who have found tim have found a well filled with Gold
@seshtothedeath4 жыл бұрын
“Who quits cigarettes and still smokes” 😂😂😂
@dcooper61423 жыл бұрын
God, I love Tim’s stories from Long Island!!!
@amcdavey5 жыл бұрын
"Better help? Better than what? Better than nothing, I guess."
@LordKingKamiGuru4 жыл бұрын
34:33 - Long Island Wedding starts here.
@allaroundlongboarding86493 жыл бұрын
Thank you brother 🤝
@BillyBoggle3 жыл бұрын
The Halloween story of vandalism as a right of passage both so resonates and also says something about what uncle tim had always said:were too rich, now we just break shit
@morningafternoonheadshot67413 жыл бұрын
Tim you are the voice of our mostly lost generation. It’s nice, since most of my old crew that would relate to these experiences are dead. Ya see, it’s true, sadly (Boston area), but something only you’d say matter of factly, and make our ridiculous world experiences funny. God Bless You!
@stellar77605 жыл бұрын
“You’re my magic, baby! We don’t have Dumbledore but we got each other!” I know a couple just like Tommy and Nicole...
@Freddy_v5 жыл бұрын
“I miss the porch but damnit. Life in the big city.” - the brilliant, completely original groundbreaking thought of Chris Mason.
@kiranmkota5 жыл бұрын
original
@wokesherman27135 жыл бұрын
@@kiranmkota LoL
@wokesherman27135 жыл бұрын
Don't tread on my comments bruh bruh
@Freddy_v5 жыл бұрын
chris mason Awww Bruh, Everyone knows it. Had to beat you to it to bump it up so Timmy can see what the people want! But hold up for the unoriginal thought. I gotchu for that original thought of genius you somehow came up with, which still boggles me. Hold that thought.
@Freddy_v5 жыл бұрын
chris mason there you go dawg
@mattbradey93032 жыл бұрын
Being around Tim’s age from Long Island this whole episode is nostalgia heaven. I think the bars by Hofstra were actually owned by cops which is how they got away with also I think Epstein had part ownership as well. But I think Tim is that friend that was just naturally funny that did make it into comedy, not your basic story teller or punchline guy just the natural funny delivery of observations and reactions.
@johnnygierak92743 жыл бұрын
Moved to Texas from Long Island and this episode made me homesick for the first time
@mjkaoud1115 жыл бұрын
“And I failed out of Oneonta” Hahahaha
@SuperAdam13135 жыл бұрын
This bastards got me saying "life in the big city" all day now, thanks Timmy luv ya!!!!!
@ballzzd33p295 жыл бұрын
The only time ive heard shame in tims voice is when he talked about making out with a girl at a dance.....hilarious.
@IstariAzul7773 ай бұрын
Tim is my gay role mode
@michaelnorris27654 жыл бұрын
My brother got married at a catering hall in Island Park 2 years ago. His best man and brother in law got in a fist fight in the bridal suite right before dinner introductions.
@leeland4463 жыл бұрын
damn, he just explained one of my long island cousins weddings in detail. I'm almost crying from laughing so much, dillion is so effing good.
@nmeyers924 жыл бұрын
My little suburban white town used to go nuts on Mischief Night (night before Halloween if you don’t know) and back then it was so fun seeing all the toilet paper, shaving cream, and eggs EVERYWHERE over town... the trees, houses, cars, stores. Once I was like 14-15 I believe I stopped doing it. Now it’s not even a thing anymore in my town 12 years later. My sister and brother used to do it too and that was like 20-30 years ago. Don’t know what made kids stop doing it here. Having shaving cream and egg fights were the best. Some stores would actually limit the amount of eggs, shaving cream, etc. you could buy so you had to go to different stores. Everyone dressed in black LOL. I think my mom even got me supplies a couple years hahaha. Last time I saw anything was when I was like 19 walking my dog and kids drove buy and threw eggs at me.. i didnt care but don’t you dare fuck with my dog! and they missed anyway, assholes. Dude once you’re over 16 that sort of shit is just ridiculous. Just go smoke a blunt with your friends, eat a ton of food, and go home. Or go to “haunted places” if it’s around that night. I still wish PRE-TEENS or 15 and younger still celebrated Mischief Night.
@T.I.M.Thirteen5 жыл бұрын
14:27 Apollo 13: 😐 Desperate Housewives: 😐 True Romance: I know exactly what hotel that is!
@cmccuan3 ай бұрын
I had a North Country wedding, which was spending $35 on a courthouse marriage, then getting high and eating a Reuben in a diner before I went back to work at a gas station and my wife went back to work at an Italian restaurant that was probably a mob front because it was in a town right on the border that had no border patrol and a direct connection to the 401 in Canada.
@PSOpwnage4 жыл бұрын
SHOUTOUT CORAM in the episode lmmmmaoo had me dyyyyyinnng bro
@sealevelbear5 жыл бұрын
Everything Tim Dillon Show, yes, just yes.
@BeRoyal375 жыл бұрын
I had a dream that Tim was on the show "big brother". . . how funny would that be if TIM was the token gay guy in the house
@Eblis8405 жыл бұрын
Last night I had a dream someone threw a molotov cocktail at me while I was driving......life in the city.
@loz_gs5 жыл бұрын
I hope you hit 7 figures annually every year for the rest of your life Sir. You and Jessa Reed are my spirit animals. I love you Dude.
@douggiephresh1985 Жыл бұрын
This is so accurate, it's scary. Being from LI and hearing all these ACTUAL venues is hilarious.
@rsobrien3 жыл бұрын
So accurate for Long Island. Makes me nostalgic.
@seitarion45384 жыл бұрын
That moment when you realize you've been a groomsman at multiple long island weddings and those are not how weddings are anywhere else in the world. Last one was actually at Leonards where everyone kept mentioning how it was the same venue the sopranos filmed at.
@cameronhopewell6415 жыл бұрын
This years Halloween was great for me, I just became a Crip and might get promoted soon!
@TheSlymccoy3 жыл бұрын
This is gold...I’ve met many many of these types of people...😂🤣🤣🤣
@classydarktoys57314 жыл бұрын
Dude Tim Dillion is the funniest person in the world. I cry every day listening to him. 🤣
@jacobkun5 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is a Legend
@scottrobson73295 жыл бұрын
LOL @ the Leonards, Bogarts, Jillians and Jerricho Terrace drops
@iluvcandies13 жыл бұрын
The temple sketch is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
@MrDenLDC3 жыл бұрын
"Come on down to da Ridge" had me in tears
@lydiapinnell11243 жыл бұрын
“Be safe owwt theiiiraa” 😂😂
@MenTaLisKing5 жыл бұрын
"Take the key and go around back"... you had to be at Dino's!!! I haven't been to Burbank since I was in H/S but I KNOWWWW that's where you're talking about LOL
@TM-gu6bp Жыл бұрын
All Timmys podcasts are timeless!
@jodrizzly17663 жыл бұрын
1:06:05 Is exactly what I've been trying to tell my girlfriend and all of our friends for a while but I couldn't put it in better words and no one seems to understand.
@theresawarren33185 жыл бұрын
I live for Tim Dillon on Sunday
@MoreBud-Angel3 жыл бұрын
Everything he says about comedy shifts over to todays underground music and I'm assuming many other industries.
@simsource14073 жыл бұрын
His Halloween egging and fruit throwing timelines are eerily similar to my own.
@goldencheese72475 жыл бұрын
Doug Stanhope/Norm Mcdonald/Bill Hicks/Tim Dillon
@blazedandconfused4775 жыл бұрын
Whites only
@sealevelbear5 жыл бұрын
Blazed and Confused Oh FUCK off
@seshtothedeath4 жыл бұрын
I would add Paul Mooney to the list of comedians completely disenchanted with society
@demolitionsexpert3 жыл бұрын
replace Norm with George Carlin or Alex Jones
@nearmisscast6 ай бұрын
@@demolitionsexperttripping
@wokesherman27135 жыл бұрын
I'm starting to appreciate the audio without the video. I'd prefer both , but hey.... LIFE IN THE BIG CITY! That Epstein castle sketch was hilarious , Tim!
@ImJuice2255 жыл бұрын
First of all... I've reweeted that temple video at least 4 times. Its the best piece of comedy I've seen in 10 yrs. Its Fucking brilliant!
@Terrible0x0Trivium11 ай бұрын
The car with no headlights thing was something they thought us in D.A.R.E. in CT lol
@BigD3653 жыл бұрын
This should have 1.2 millions views minimum.
@BradVicious3 жыл бұрын
All of his videos should but people are stupid.
@deezlesteezle9 ай бұрын
Minimuuuuum! 😊
@josephlemieux36054 жыл бұрын
The flashing headlights is a well known gang initiation 😏 Ben knows
@deezlesteezle9 ай бұрын
They killed Benjamin!😢
@sheepinsleep92685 жыл бұрын
"I like Nelly" 😂
@chancereed32643 жыл бұрын
secret subliminal advertising detected @27:04
@sauceguy194 жыл бұрын
Imagine getting excited for Tim Dillon performing near you only to discover that he’s opening for Bert. I sure hope he doesn’t cancel his UT show in August.
@moonlit63114 жыл бұрын
I'd leave once Tim's set is over.
@sauceguy194 жыл бұрын
Moonlit same
@demolitionsexpert3 жыл бұрын
no one is going for Bert that likes Tim. Nowhere neart the same caliber
@michaeljoseph28275 жыл бұрын
I like KZbin and Facebook. I don't care about Twitter or IG. Love you Tim!
@joshlockie92855 жыл бұрын
Between Tim Dillon and Mike over at Redbar radio I’m starting to have faith in comedy again. Finally some smart mother fuckers who aren’t afraid to speak their mind.
@wattmarren47315 жыл бұрын
Hey bud. Temple vid was good.
@goldencheese72475 жыл бұрын
The short set as temple was as stroke of genius.
@Vincentl21895 жыл бұрын
Living the dream, life in the big city.
@aureliamr38023 жыл бұрын
🤣 Underrated episode!
@RobertWhite-x4h22 күн бұрын
We he said true romance I knew exactly what he was talking about. It is legendary lol
@edwardchowanes77165 жыл бұрын
Congrats to Nicole and Tommy!
@thereandbackagainhv4 жыл бұрын
"Nothing but excuses, the dog ate my homework I failed out of Oneonta..." lmao
@AngryAmerican1776 Жыл бұрын
Tim" how about you do stand up for an hour instead of push your wife around in the stairwell' dillon
@CedricWilliams675 жыл бұрын
Come on down to the ridge...to hear the truth!
@meatmissilef1114 жыл бұрын
Ribeye sized steak feet. I'm dead
@benjaminnicastro91395 жыл бұрын
this is so spot on it's scary
@joshueabelis4735 жыл бұрын
Sry Tim... dont hate myself enough to have social media. But i sent the KZbin clip to some friends
@lukepedersen96819 ай бұрын
This is an all time great episode. Thats hilarious no one’s listened to this one
@thepocketmonsterfamily20075 жыл бұрын
The one time the algorithm actually worked. Lol. 10 minutes in I dont know you, but I feel like your my long lost friend. Fuck yea, AMERICA fuck yea!!!
@eskimointhisworld4 жыл бұрын
😂😂🤣 Tim Dillon is soooooo funny!
@917nyc Жыл бұрын
this is too good man
@sealevelbear5 жыл бұрын
Love you and your hotel key conundrum
@deezlesteezle9 ай бұрын
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA
@raniergurl043 жыл бұрын
This episode just wasn’t long enough lol
@podespault Жыл бұрын
Tim is the only person who does a yoga 😂
@BeRoyal375 жыл бұрын
Great job, timmy
@hilarycox100 Жыл бұрын
tim dillon.....legend
@timhorton77992 жыл бұрын
very surprising reference from time 29:12
@91okie274 жыл бұрын
I discovered you from someone on 4chan posting a pic of you in the island drobe a year ago. Never going back
@blakethomas23525 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I need after gambling on football for 12 straight hours
@romankats-kagan39684 жыл бұрын
Nothing wrong with three semesters at Pace Pleasantville
@eskimointhisworld4 жыл бұрын
❤ Tim Dillon!!
@sealevelbear5 жыл бұрын
I love you Timmy D.
@fancypants90210 Жыл бұрын
My dad used to throw whole bananas at cars driving from Rockville Ctr into the city to visit grandma haha road rage, baby
@polenit63905 жыл бұрын
Staying at a Inn with a Made what is this 1800s Great Britain 🇬🇧. You make me piss myself . America is it medieval times. We have PUBs and Clubs. Best wishes from sunny Devon and yes it’s pissing with rain again. Very funny nice work
@liss71132 жыл бұрын
About to go to a wedding that is literally this.
@shadowofthestatue5 жыл бұрын
Excited to see you are coming to Chicago but who the fuck comes to Chicago in February?
@WitzyZed5 жыл бұрын
shadowofthestatue a man who kicks keto in January
@repbydesign165 жыл бұрын
Please bring the videos back
@mateoramirez90034 жыл бұрын
1:28:26 I dont have any friends to retweet it to
@bleedlejuice5 жыл бұрын
What about Sylvester Malone ??
@thomasnunez11695 жыл бұрын
Michael Thomas Gargiulo Is a patsy
@joea591411 ай бұрын
Rvc shout-out at 46:00 lfggg
@notoriousBENN5 жыл бұрын
We need da video man
@spr304 жыл бұрын
thank you for for introducing me to timmy the trash can
@fixitfelix7184 жыл бұрын
Literally married at chatau briand the same exact way ...
@hughjass27453 жыл бұрын
Really sad hearing how many of his childhood friends have died from drugs...sounds like he'd really like them in his life still.