#175

This week Moshe and Natasha are joined by Sam Morril! They get into the truth about Ellis Island, comedy club stories, and how they’d each survive prison. They give advice to one caller figuring out her future with an on/off partner and another who isn’t sure if he should have children.
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[@jdogsful]

its generous of sam to stop by on his way home from church

[@bradf5523]

You must mean synagogue

[@jdogsful]

@@bradf5523 jews can go to church too ya know...

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

More like from raising a barn.

[@ididntknowtheyhadwifiinhell]

yeshiva. just missing the black hat

[@TheChupacabra]

Sam wearing a look called “hip moyle”

[@madelinehall6750]

I love Natasha. trying to figure out how to give her advice while keeping the free rent. "No but she needs that apartment" 😂

[@daphneglasurus7886]

I really liked that last caller, he definitely had wholesome dad energy. I like how all three of them picked up on his vibes and gave advice to really consider having a kid. There’s something about his energy where you can really see it. He obviously really loves this woman and a part of him was legit fantasizing about having a kid with her, he was glowing while talking about her.

[@rosebigrose7849]

I’ve always thought it was such a flex to have a white couch with incontinent dogs on the premises.

[@wesleybush8646]

People often changed their names after immigrating to the United States for one of two reasons. Either they wanted to hide their ethnicity/nationality or other Americans had trouble pronouncing their given names. At Ellis Island, nobody wrote anybody's name down. They were just checked against the ship's passenger manifest. That doesn't mean correct spellings were always written down at the ports of origin. Ellis Island had translators for multiple languages.

[@WackiiJackii]

Yay! Love that Sam is on the pod! This is the pod crossover I need. Also, Sam is looking quite dapper!

[@clevermissfox]

I wish natasha would give a tour of their home for vogue or whatever

[@sambrownsings]

They definitely did change peoples names at Ellis island lol…. still have the paperwork from my great grandfather

[@piano171]

Lol I was literally thinking there’s gotta be people who know it’s true for their family

[@maspesasmasperras5554]

What was your gfs original last name?

[@sambrownsings]

@@maspesasmasperras5554 Borovnjak. Changed to Brown

[@daphneglasurus7886]

I think it was a myth for Irish though. I had been told our name was O’Doyle before it became Doyle at Ellis Island, but I’ve since learned that’s not true and in fact O’Doyle is not a surname in Ireland.

[@curtisdoyle7908]

'I listen to Leonard Cohen' killed me

[@natalieevenew]

Please tell Natasha immediately that there is no ocean bordering Michigan. That would be the great lake: Lake Michigan. Thank u kindly. I love you

[@Tomhanksgiving]

She’s from Chicago too. Haha.

[@brooke9297]

She goes back and forth between knowing things the others don’t know and not being believed and then saying things that are pretty obviously not true and having them fly under the radar. This episode was peppered with the latter.

[@meredith12438]

This is fun to have Sam Morril on!

[@folderol-de-riddle]

Sam's the man, nursing that hangover with a smile😎

[@KeithFreund]

“What, are we going to fuck as caterpillars?”

[@mkmstillstackin]

I watch a lot of podcasts. This one was high level. The conversation was great, made even better by Sam.

[@tumorra951]

52:32 💛 love Natasha's expression! It was my very own!!

[@unsaltedsea]

As someone who lives in one of the northern most points in the Upper Peninsula, i was very stoked to hear anyone talking about it here

[@andrewwetzel4534]

Lateral Sprewell killed me!😂 love natasha!!

[@RockSleeper]

strange how sam and moshe are never seen together in the same image

[@sambrownsings]

Northern Michigan is beautiful in the summer by the way ❤️ vacationed there every summer as a kid

[@erniehtown5412]

Fell asleep to you last night & y'all entered my dreams.

[@pleasedontdestroythiseither]

What happened

[@thewall345]

I can say that the Ellis Island name changes are real, definitely. When my grandparents and father immigrated here, they used a fake name that they had used after the war, a name they perceived to sound less Jewish. When my dad married my mom and had us kids, they decided to give us the original last name for us. I have found records of both the validity of my grandpa bearing the original last name from the home country, and documents reflecting the name change upon immigration.

[@amyscott6702]

Yay! Love you guys

[@erintheokay]

Speaking of acting processes, the first caller's process was holding a cigarette while asking a question that wasn't really a question. Italy! Second caller: don't have a baby to stay with someone. I agree with the 80% sure idea. If you're not there on your own, don't do it.

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

I'm also situational in the kid realm, but want to wait until I'm over 45 so i can travel/ afford it. ADOPT. It's actually cheaper in this country. Birthing a child is expensive. Love is more important than if you have kids or not, btw. Stay with the woman you love. Women aren't cows. if you guys end up wanting kids, adopt or foster to adopt.

[@elizabethmcirvin]

The three of you together 👌👌👌

[@brooke9297]

Eeps. Has Natasha not heard of ancestry/gov’t records. Of course you can prove that names were changed at Ellis Island. My family name was changed coming from Denmark, and I can see the records. It was pretty common.

[@spa2damax]

Sam is so quick

[@ChocolateFlux]

Whenever I listen to him, Mark Normand and/or Joe List, I feel like their brain processes jokes 3000% faster than the average person.

[@spa2damax]

@@ChocolateFlux mark does puns and remembers material really fast but I feel like Sam just finds the funny in something immediately

[@topdownb58]

there's for sure a comedy club in Florida called Coconuts.... It's in St. Pete

[@roberth7894]

Great to see Sam w/ you, he's definitely a comedian on the rise. Surprised by his starched white shirt, seems like he was dressed for an uptight Christian podcast, ha ha!

[@meredith12438]

They said he was going to a wedding after

[@mangowashington]

I would have asked Hassan a lot more about his current situation, vision and goals for his life career and money wise.. get clarity and help him weigh that out. It's not as helpful to compare Tash's and Mosh's situation on parenting without acknowledging that career wise, these two are both completely aligned, and in the right vehicle for themwselves. they were in that spot first before having their babe, so its just what comes up for me.

[@gmcgee3983]

Not to mention the increased difficulty of conception to birth at his girlfriends age. You can freeze your eggs, but your womb may be done with holding a full term pregnancy. She is already at the age of possibly needing fertility treatments, which her insurance might cover, but possibly not, and then we're talking tens of thousands. He seems to have a good heart and if he believes she has that and he loves that about her and they want kids, try the natural way now. It already might not be possible. Not saying that should completely sway his decision, but something to understand.

[@lazaromurad322]

in her defense almost everyone drives like crazy!!! I would NEVER

[@ubeezy_538]

Bobby Lee next!!! 🔥

[@josephirizarry5195]

Victor Frankl apparently thinks compassion is weakness? Inner strength doesn't make you an asshole.

[@thesh1ttyactivist]

Am I the only one disappointed about no one taking the "when in Rome" opportunity with the Kiefer Sutherland whopper story?

[@gonzo98]

fuck yeah

[@_baert]

If you have to call into a podcast hosted by comedians to figure out if you should have kids, YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE KIDS.

[@angiesunnie8469]

Shout out to INDY! 😬

[@gingerhitzke9185]

Is this podcast done in their outdoor living room????

[@void-were-prohibitive]

want to ask this too, without so many question marks

[@clevermissfox]

It's the basement that has doors that open up into the back patio, at least that's how Moshe described it during tge pandemic

[@josiahrives9280]

Seconds in and we're coming in hot 🔥

[@Ramenscooter]

Can you have Dave Atell as a guess?

[@ashleyromero5302]

I hope Hassan marries that woman and has babies, he seems like such a great dude.

[@laurahouser2350]

sam is single? him and taylor broke up?

[@gingerhitzke9185]

Cheboygan! That’s going to be a great place when the rest of the world is on fire.

[@NoArmNinja]

Can someone tell Natasha that the ocean isn't connected to Michigan?

[@hazepheno925]

What, I thought Moshe passed of Monkeypox?

[@mike_maclean5787]

Everyone and their dog has a podcast

[@choforogabriel]

Natasha lookin fine af this ep

[@gorkmusic]

The first caller's way of non speaking drove me nuts.

[@robertmiller4264]

I was yelling "fucking spit it out" at the screen

[@cs2097]

8k views and only 257 likes, yall are wack

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

I don't think Nazis have a great sense of humor. 🤔

[@darrenking9389]

Sam and Taylor broke up Aw..

[@joseortiz9629]

When are you going to start having people in the same room with you? It's weird to cut to someone we all know is just a few feet away.

[@BPH55]

This is so funny. Because Natasha and Mochi are so LA. And poor Sam is so NY. Also. By funny I meant sad.

[@erikverikv3107]

Mochi 😂

[@thesh1ttyactivist]

It's funny how 90% of the dating issues are so easily broken down by gender: men don't have enough options to find the right woman, women can't seem to narrow down their options and keep choosing the wrong man.

[@NotChillin]

This podcast would have been much better if it was just you three riffing. The relationship advice gimmick might have ran its course.

[@WiiNESticles]

I only clicked on this because of Sam, super funny guy and makes it evident how unfunny the two clowns are. Not only does this look like the wake of Sam Morril because he's sitting with the sun behind him, but it's the most disjointed podcast visual due to the camera cuts and them not being in the same room together it feels like. No surprise Moshe and Natasha are steering this sh*t show. From the moment Moshe called his wife out on BS off the break because she believes anything someone she deems credible anecdotes is why she's never been funny. Mindless.

[@laurahouser2350]

ew dude

[@WiiNESticles]

@@laurahouser2350 well articulated, don't disagree with anything specific or that I can't have an opinion. I'm sure just like Moshe and Natasha, you're a plethora of intellect to be around.

[@robertmiller4264]

@@WiiNESticles What were you hoping to accomplish with your comment?

[@WiiNESticles]

@@robertmiller4264 What were you hoping to accomplish with yours?

[@cjharrison161]

This guy is a try hard. Just not funny

[@pleasedontdestroythiseither]

14 26 623

[@davibaby89]

Guys, it’s called a situationship 😂😂😂