Hello friends, thanks for clicking on my video! This one took me 10 years to get monetized (for obvious reasons). I made a bunch of different versions trying to find a way to get KZbin to green light it; and finally they decided this one was okay. If you wanna see the original demonetized version of this video (which includes some interesting masks lol) I posted it on my patreon: www.patreon.com/elvisthealien Thanks for watching!
@theRock-jw7gh4 жыл бұрын
This movie is a movie that...exists ? I guest ?
@WitherLord8884 жыл бұрын
A full *DECADE* to monetize this video?!? Sorry man, that must suck. Keep doing what you do- reviewing trash movies!! Also, god bless Nic Cage because you made him see things he could only dream of lmao.
@blackgordonramsay86034 жыл бұрын
Oooooooo eeeeeaaa oooooo !!!!
@UrrutiaWasHere4 жыл бұрын
bruh
@pike8154 жыл бұрын
I'm from Poland, once home of great film makers and it baffles me how this garbage get so much publicity, please cancel your netflix subscription and support bitchute
@TheLunablackheart4 жыл бұрын
the fact that this film literally fetishizes a very real horror in this world of the rich elite literally owning sex slaves...
@user-om9cf2tl8k4 жыл бұрын
Rich people are the root of evil
@turborooster85484 жыл бұрын
@@user-om9cf2tl8k How?
@kedarunzi91394 жыл бұрын
@@turborooster8548 greed
@MrApoorvaSingh7534 жыл бұрын
I can see that happening in future.
@turborooster85484 жыл бұрын
@@kedarunzi9139 except we all have greed. Greed is what drives us to a better quality of life. And what separates greed from simply wanting a better life for you and your loved ones? Greed in itself is not bad. Rich people provide jobs which help others make a living.
@captaindonut15914 жыл бұрын
Here, in Poland, we despise the book, the movie and the author. We are really sorry...
@paulthemegaultraboi80674 жыл бұрын
Thank Christ. The shit this content promotes is fucking sick.
@HunterSThompson1234 жыл бұрын
That's very understandable. A lot of countries seem to have THAT kind of author / director. No worries.
@samuelabhishek97444 жыл бұрын
Disagree, it was quite famous with the female readers.
@sugarfreeXcandy4 жыл бұрын
I despise it too, but unfortunately I can't agree that people in Poland do in general. This shit is/ was a bestseller :(
@mrvistu28854 жыл бұрын
Bad writers and authors are all over the world. Why do you feel obligated to say sorry about this particular book? Why do you have an inferiority complex? I'm also a Pole and I never have thought like that.
@hollywebber14614 жыл бұрын
My favourite part is that movie had a budget to rent yachts, fancy locations, buy expensive costumes, pay for the rights to about 50 different songs and expensive cars. But her hair for the second half of the film is the worst patchy and dry blonde wig I’ve ever seen.
@chai_burns4 жыл бұрын
Wanna know the worst part? It was funded by a government body using the taxpayer's dollar.
@emissalty4 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one who notices how f-ing bad this shit looked
@krislanc12394 жыл бұрын
Her hair was terrible in the first half too
@ajieaojulu95434 жыл бұрын
@Qwerty Bastard why does that even mean??
@ilhamsyamsuddin4 жыл бұрын
Just look at the author's appearance and you will know why
@alfiona79513 жыл бұрын
I like how this kidnap situation is not realistic at all. Like she was just waiting for it to happen . Not traumatized at all.
@naomijeanabayle2853 жыл бұрын
Plus,the actress doesn't seem know how to act.
@lizzydarcy72574 жыл бұрын
How movie should have ended: “Are you lost baby girl?” *pulls out gun “GET AWAY FROM ME” Roll credits
@kutaoizumi41894 жыл бұрын
"Me? No, but you are...forever" *bang bang bang*
@sanellie064 жыл бұрын
AMERICA in the summer
@amani76254 жыл бұрын
I would enjoy that then the actual movie
@Grodz734 жыл бұрын
Lizzy Darcy call an ambulance.. *pulls out gun* but not for me
@DixieLeann4 жыл бұрын
Cronk that would’ve been EXCELLENT *chefs kiss*
@miky_sos11044 жыл бұрын
As an Italian I'm uncomfortable, these "mafia bosses" in these type of movies are painted as "sexy" and "attractive", romanticized to the point that many people start to think it's cool. I really hate this kind of misconception, mafia bosses and gangs killed so many people and are really dangerous, it's not hot, it's terrifying
@sleepy10664 жыл бұрын
Fr, its kinda sad seeing this type of shit get romanticized
@Lemino1014 жыл бұрын
That what makes it so hawtt yiiisss 🍾💘🤤👏♥️🎂🎂🎂🎂
@pulpovaca10004 жыл бұрын
Giorno giovanna has entered the chat
@smilingowl47734 жыл бұрын
The same thing happens with the mexican drug lords sadly :c
@harrisons624 жыл бұрын
They have always done this it’s nothing special. Only a moron would think the mafia is good.
@tx394 жыл бұрын
Imagine Gru from Despeciable Me saying “Are you lost babygirl” help💀💀💀
@viannydelgado26034 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀 im dead
@aquatiger84 жыл бұрын
I just threw up a little in my mouth
@idvsofi4 жыл бұрын
"are you lost babygORL"
@Giraves4 жыл бұрын
Bruhhh 🤣🤣
@bessieburnet98164 жыл бұрын
What? No he doesn't. Stop that. That's really creepy.
@guyman96553 жыл бұрын
So, I was introduced to this movie by a female friend of mine. She found the movie fantastic, for two reasons, Massimo is attractive and that its softcore porn. As for me I realized how shit and creepy this movie is, a little while after this she dumped her boyfriend because "He's boring." I have met her ex-boyfriend and he's a funny and decent guy.
@simpsbelongtothegulags37022 жыл бұрын
Said female friend sounds like she is for the streets
@itsjordan10422 жыл бұрын
You should make him get together with another girl lol
@teetimedolls8072 жыл бұрын
omg when a I asked my friend what people like about 50 shades of grey and 365 days, because they're just toxic af and she said "well.. you know, the smexy stuff" and I dead ass said "THEN WATCH PORN FFS!!"
@arianawixx65222 жыл бұрын
Your friend has a strange taste for romance
@testacals2 жыл бұрын
@@teetimedolls807 50 shades and stuff like 365 days are basically yandere fanfictions. And yandere is a pretty popular genre of romance for some reason.
@TheUndeadShark4 жыл бұрын
Now take that hot rich dude and replace him with a broke ugly dude. Yep, that's an horror movie
@notdanny97114 жыл бұрын
Even someone who's good looking loses his attraction value when he acts like a creep, so this movie is just treading the land of unrealistic Stockholm syndrome since someone with so much money and influence would know better than to waste time obsessing over a plain jane
@namelessbard21244 жыл бұрын
Because you put “an” in front of horror, my brain keeps pronouncing the phrase as “an orror movie” lol And yes, I totally agree. Movies trying to make everything wrong look nice by throwing in a hot rich dude. I really hate that.
@finalfroggitapproaches64184 жыл бұрын
It already is a horror movie.
@Sasu123456789x14 жыл бұрын
It's a horror movie regardless of their looks
@OroHoneyLemon4 жыл бұрын
You say that as if the guy originally is hot O.o
@oogaboogabe34644 жыл бұрын
"then his dad dies" is probably one of the most abrupt things ever
@-d-devil-33934 жыл бұрын
This happened to my friend's gf today And that's all I thought
@ploppyjr23734 жыл бұрын
I was just watching and out of nowhere “and then his dad dies”
@martwymem76544 жыл бұрын
There was no one so it was Poseidon who killed him
@haihai90224 жыл бұрын
Simba: NOOO!!!!!
@Martin-tv7hr4 жыл бұрын
This is the porn equivalent of old guys saying "she didn't want me immediately... It took months for her to finally give up and want to be with me."
@BrunoSantos-jp1lv4 жыл бұрын
Just like my cat
@ThorKAH4 жыл бұрын
This is just stockholm syndrome 10/10
@rza8844 жыл бұрын
it's actually more of an old lady's porn fiction
@elvalight21354 жыл бұрын
Stockholm syndrome: the movie
@ASHKA.v154 жыл бұрын
@@BrunoSantos-jp1lv wha.....HA!?
@kimgkoi3 жыл бұрын
Me seeing the director of the move: Oh no, is she Polish?? Also me searching it up seconds later: Oh no she's Polish... **cries in disappointment in own country**
@ktgirl-oh9px3 жыл бұрын
Please don't be disappointed. Sick people exist everywhere and it's not the fault of their citizens.
@carag39213 жыл бұрын
She didn't write it though. The author should be more ashamed.
@kimgkoi3 жыл бұрын
@Cara G unfortunately the book was also written by a Polish person- so although the director of the film was not responsible for the original story, it's still originally Polish
@grummanf14tomcat403 жыл бұрын
W końcu zrobiliśmy film o którym się mówi na zachodzie, ale wyszło gówno. Ja pierdole, kurwa, czy my nie możemy tworzyć dobrych filmów takich jak dzień świra czy kiler które wybiją się na zachód?
@0.001mm_tolerancy3 жыл бұрын
@@grummanf14tomcat40 Mietczyński said the same thing "I knew it, i knew it that one of those shitty polish movies will eventually reach the west and cause a drama..." I'm paraphrasing because I can't remember his exact quote.
@jackmetrro4 жыл бұрын
This movie is like a 14 year old girls wattpad book come to life
@nikkiisheretvgames4 жыл бұрын
I feel you bruh..
@droidzzz85304 жыл бұрын
I’ve been scrolling through comments for a while and this is probably the most accurate review I’ve seen
@FreekyPower4 жыл бұрын
bro its a rip off of 50 shades and that was a wattpad story sooo its a wattpad story about a wattpad story thats even worse
@andreil-g4t4 жыл бұрын
Bruh even 14 yr olds have better taste than this
@mia28014 жыл бұрын
As a 14 year old girl I've never been so offended 😔
@Voxovan4 жыл бұрын
A little bit of clarification here: The movie is not a sexual fantasy for Barbara Białowąs, the director. The book series, which the movie was based on, however, is indeed a sexual fantasy for Blanka Lipińska, the author. How do I know that? She actually put herself on the cover.
@snailart144 жыл бұрын
I hate that I know this now
@GenericheroVII4 жыл бұрын
Oh. Well then. Thank you for explaining it. A small Cash cow project.
@cjr464 жыл бұрын
bruh
@bazakbal114 жыл бұрын
There's the hair dyeing scene too ...
@p3bblez4 жыл бұрын
Pain.
@hasnoname25984 жыл бұрын
Me and my boyfriend now ask each other if "we are lost baby girl?" as an inside joke. This movie was great to make fun of.
@khatunamezvrishvili62114 жыл бұрын
Imagine sneaking downstairs for a midnight snack and you hear "are you lost babygirl?"
@Nukiium4 жыл бұрын
You: damn it, the lights went out Your boyfriend: shit, we are lost babygirl
@MonsterCrashdown4 жыл бұрын
I watched this movie with my besties; all we did was every time he appeared on screen, we'd bet he'd day "are you lost baby girl?"
@artomaton7764 жыл бұрын
@@MonsterCrashdown Him: **Appears** Girl in the movie: "Are you lost, baby girl?"
@artomaton7764 жыл бұрын
Yes you do, it's Speedwagon, right?
@storycaster41813 жыл бұрын
Wait "Typhon didn't fall in love with Zeus in 365 days" WHAT seriously Typhon is a massive monster who ripped out Zeus's tendons and tried to destroy the world what the HECC is she talking about
@theFakeRed3 жыл бұрын
HJHJJJN I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT, THANK YOU! I'm genuinely hurt at that line ;((
@sqeak63173 жыл бұрын
i think the line was to reference that she beleived that she wouldn't fall in love with him, like how Typhon didn't fall in love with Zeus when he kidnapped her who knows tho
@sqeak63173 жыл бұрын
@@aggie2985 whoopsies.......... though that means that yup, that reference makes approximately zero sense
@dodeedo98243 жыл бұрын
It was physically painful to hear that sentence as a pagan lmao Edit: I just wish they'd keep gods away from this piece of dumpster fire
@Chhjmmkg3 жыл бұрын
Obviously the people who are gonna view this movie aren't gonna know that... I mean it's just masochist porn with worse acting.
@GhostStealth5904 жыл бұрын
I didn’t understand the hype.. it’s just an over-produced porn.
@MyLordAndSaviorPancakeMan4 жыл бұрын
THATS WUT IM SAYING
@okaysomething-ef1cx4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@halowillneverbegoodagain18684 жыл бұрын
Its only hype cuz of all the Karens who've never seen real porn and freak out in morbid curiosity over it and tell all thier book club friends.
@GhostStealth5904 жыл бұрын
Burnt Orange I mean I’d be lying if I said I didn’t get turned on a bit by the movie... that does not exonerate it though. You’re definitely right, it fantasizes a very predatory and abusive mentality that really has no place. The actor choice, fashion, setting and cinematography are pretty on point. So I suppose I could give them some brownie points for that... but behind all this shine and gloss, there’s nothing really there. It’s very shallow and nonsensical.
@yourmailishere4 жыл бұрын
It's because it caters to the female sexual fantasy. Porn is almost always catered to the male sexual fantasy, so women don't really get much enjoyment out of it.
@mante_vos4 жыл бұрын
Let's start a kickstarter to recreate this movie but with an ugly, greasy, creepy lead. I think it would show the point many people are trying to make
@joash43324 жыл бұрын
At least beauty and the beast is decent.
@xbigbooshx46434 жыл бұрын
Or if a rich pretty lady did this to a handsome young man. I wonder if it would have backlash, or if certain people would call it “stunning and brave.”
@marvinanimates4 жыл бұрын
With Nick cage then with a beard and gator boots, long hair and a big ol belly
@flameconvoy74244 жыл бұрын
xBig Booshx I think if these movies didn’t exist people would realise how creepy it is, but because of these people will call it “subversive” and “brave”
@loganhaga90594 жыл бұрын
Ephel sagansay beauty and the beast you can justify more by pointing out that the beast and the entire castle staff basically die if they don’t kidnap Bella. You can’t say that about this movie
@julien4174 жыл бұрын
If he wasn't rich and handsome, this would be a Criminal Minds episode.
@get_jinxed.4 жыл бұрын
lmaooooo eye- it definitely would be
@elifoslibirisi30684 жыл бұрын
It still seems like a Criminal Minds episode to me
@kylenielsen50834 жыл бұрын
@@elifoslibirisi3068 Yeah just get the BAU in here and it would actually mix perfectly.
@auzziemax4 жыл бұрын
True yes
@theluiginoidperson10974 жыл бұрын
This would work
@Taprunner3 жыл бұрын
This just seems like a horrific kidnapping movie
@LOWTlERWULF3 жыл бұрын
Just add a shady filter, take off any kind of background music and change the dude for a creepy looking dude
@pinpillow14 жыл бұрын
It's called 365 days because that's how long it takes to recover from watching the movie
@sqeak63173 жыл бұрын
only 365 days?
@LOWTlERWULF3 жыл бұрын
I just needed 2 bottles of adderall and a lobotomy to stop the flashbacks
@souhiyori80323 жыл бұрын
More like 365 infinites
@CptWingspan3 жыл бұрын
@@sqeak6317 Yeah, I think it would take a whole lifetime plus an afterlife to recover
@kurostillwatches2 жыл бұрын
Well, it’s been a year already, hope you did well
@symmetrykidkun84 жыл бұрын
I never thought I’d say the words, “I’d rather watch Fifty Shades,” in my lifetime...
@freetimespace54304 жыл бұрын
I literally would tho😂
@carriehellbound15354 жыл бұрын
me neither
@lookingforlove8394 жыл бұрын
Honestly, as bad as this movie is, atleast the actors seemed more comfortable doing the scenes than in fifty shades. Its just that those scenes make us uncomfortable
@jenifermh37514 жыл бұрын
I’d never thought I’d wanna watch 50 shades of grey and then bleach my eyes out
@kamaelea40604 жыл бұрын
I'd rather drink bleach than watch either of them.
@pattheticc4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: a lot of the terrible music is made by the guy who's playing Masimo
@HisNeverland4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha omg!
@phishcatt4 жыл бұрын
I was sure it was made by the same guy who made the soundtrack for The Room, thanks for the clarification.
@sophiawatson19704 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂
@auzziemax4 жыл бұрын
You mean who masimamo’S playing.
@Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye4 жыл бұрын
Of course it is.
@xirus65203 жыл бұрын
Funny fact: If you split the director's last name and then if you translate it from Polish to english it literally translates to White mustache
@noxturne164 жыл бұрын
“yOu lOsT bAbY gOrL?” *vomits*
@sinthy80694 жыл бұрын
Hell yea, i am josephu joestar
@justinaccurate3474 жыл бұрын
"Gorl"? HOLY SHIT ITS GRU
@livelybubbs62424 жыл бұрын
*are you lost, baby gru?*
@kal.e.45564 жыл бұрын
Okay, if Tequila Joseph told me that I'd be soaking wet too
@Truecrimeresearcher2244 жыл бұрын
*deep voice* yes
@AFarmerCalledChicken4 жыл бұрын
"Babygirl" is what I call my chickens when they're being EXTRA cute. So hearing it used in a sexual way just sounds so weird to me.
@Halo_Legend4 жыл бұрын
DDLG kink exists and does not need to mean perversion
@angelitaeskandar46234 жыл бұрын
I have a pet owl named Aerial and I call her baby girl as a nickname...hearing it used in a seductive way makes me cry on the inside.
@angelitaeskandar46234 жыл бұрын
@J purple ramen well, I have a family member who rescues animals and Aerial (my pet owl) fell high from a tree when she was a chick so we took her in and started caring for her. She is grown now and we let her fly as freely as she wants, but she doesn't want to leave. So, she is still with us and hopefully she leaves soon because she needs to start her life. We feed her live chicks, mice, quails, and mealworms. We feed her live animals because we don't want her to feel to domesticated and want her to have that sense of adventure and feel free
@AFarmerCalledChicken4 жыл бұрын
Halo Legend I know. It just kinda throws me off when I remember that. I just don't remember it sometimes.
@Halo_Legend4 жыл бұрын
@@ethangellman4563 If you think kinks and fetishes are perversions then you need to go to your church some more, that'll make it even better for ya.
@wilsonTVYT4 жыл бұрын
Ripping off 50 shades which is already a ripoff of Twilight. We’re at layer 3 people.
@MikeJr92844 жыл бұрын
*Ripoffception*
@Nobody441124 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is that none of this movies is good
@spicylime4154 жыл бұрын
Twilight was actually a half fan fiction of 50 shades of gray😂
@jamesenglish30314 жыл бұрын
@@spicylime415 other way round
@atomicbunny61744 жыл бұрын
Upgrades people upgrades
@SmokeyTheShow3 жыл бұрын
This is remarkably similar to a story I wrote when I was 15, which begs the question how did so many competent, functioning adults decide it would be a good idea to collaboratively work on a movie like this?
@EllssBellss193 жыл бұрын
Same! I wrote a terrible fanfiction that's almost like this but without the sexual abuse and I still cringe thinking about it
@morbionicle3 жыл бұрын
Women...
@EllssBellss193 жыл бұрын
@@morbionicle a surprising number of men also write fanfiction too you realise?
@morbionicle3 жыл бұрын
@@EllssBellss19 not this kind
@EllssBellss193 жыл бұрын
@@morbionicle you'd be surprised. My ex boyfriend used to write shit exactly like this. Except he was terrible at writing lol
@Abhi-xg2zz4 жыл бұрын
massimo makes christian grey look like a regular, functioning human being
@amandashotzman63244 жыл бұрын
At least whatever Christian does for a living is legal. For all we know anyway
@gothic41514 жыл бұрын
@@amandashotzman6324 it's all legal. I've seen all the movies and stuff.
@JC_Cali4 жыл бұрын
At least he looks better than pasty, I mean, Christian Gray 😂😂
@gothic41514 жыл бұрын
@@JC_Cali Both are ugly.
@npc_combine_s4 жыл бұрын
And that's saying something (because Christian Grey isn't even human or a being, but Massifuckingemo comes from another planet).
@gxs25424 жыл бұрын
What is with these disgusting shows and films that are trying to normalize abusive relationships? Edit: not to be confused with consenting BDSM stuff I'm just talking about this stuff which I feel is normalizing Stockholm syndrome
@axystorm52694 жыл бұрын
exactly!
@alextankersley58384 жыл бұрын
Check pornhub analytics. Women are very into these types of fantasies. I frankly don't get it myself, but I'm not a girl so whatever.
@lukedstaten4 жыл бұрын
Only if people portrayed healthy relationships more in these films, I’d feel much better. Normalizing these sexual fantasies is absolutely an issue here.
@axystorm52694 жыл бұрын
Alex Tankersley as a girl I can confirm this is somewhat true but only when you know you’re actually safe and everything is consensual. Just like Elvis said normalizing abuse is disgusting and abhorrent
@scotchontherock97144 жыл бұрын
@@axystorm5269 Yeah, enjoying something in the bedroom between two consensting people and broadcasting it as the main point of a TV show are two different things
@miatabee4 жыл бұрын
this movie dead ass sounds like an episode story
@samurai63314 жыл бұрын
Oh Jesus, bud you just gave me a fucking aneurism in my brain from hearing the words, Episode and Story.
@thecoolerjohnny77424 жыл бұрын
@@samurai6331 o
@asideofaioli46303 жыл бұрын
I'm sad that i know what you're talking about bc of personal experience
@iCherub3 жыл бұрын
It does 😭😭
@antonettemercy70663 жыл бұрын
Good thing I ditched the app looong back for Choices
@bananamanfrl3 жыл бұрын
Abusive Relationship: The Movie
@lekshminair1934 Жыл бұрын
LMAOO 💀💀💀
@lezaanvanwyk92024 жыл бұрын
I love how the dude just gives off 99 red flags and kidnaps her and her response is just.. "Meh.. Okay" 😐
@hi-bw7go4 жыл бұрын
@Julie Walker ... no ❤
@skilledsquid9654 жыл бұрын
@@Prophet1 it's a weird fetish
@theystolemyteethpleasehelp35284 жыл бұрын
@Julie Walker What the-
@eriiiin4 жыл бұрын
@Julie Walker dont tell me you actually liked this movie--
@emceemunchapussy18914 жыл бұрын
@Julie Walker this comment gives me bad vibes
@BlueEyesWhiteCinnamonRoll4 жыл бұрын
To the girls who like this movie: is everything okay at home
@miss_chelles13384 жыл бұрын
Exactly. 😬
@ladislavemil92984 жыл бұрын
dude my friend liked it and I have no idea why
@imnotashortyboy89524 жыл бұрын
Daddy issues probably
@FableWolfe4 жыл бұрын
I've seen better, more convincing stories in mindbreak hentai.
@ingloriousMachina4 жыл бұрын
@Black Knight Fool You okay, buddy?
@britishaviator59424 жыл бұрын
They’re making a sequel to this. Apparently the Corona Virus only “Halted Production”. Goes to show you that no force on earth is enough to stop bad netflix movies.
@Ziomaletto4 жыл бұрын
It's not even a Netflix movie. Still shit nonetheless.
@commandercat104 жыл бұрын
I heard there is a third
@aquatiger84 жыл бұрын
is the virus God's punishment to us for letting this series continue to exist?
@commandercat104 жыл бұрын
Ihuoma Ohanaka maybe man
@Kimmy07214 жыл бұрын
@@aquatiger8 it was released this year
@mcawesomeytyo33122 жыл бұрын
“We need less chemistry and more sex, less plot and more music. Less accountability and more uncomfortable scenes, and more f**king sex” -Barbara Biolowas 2018 I do not condone in any way whatsoever
@greatape80192 жыл бұрын
Uncomfortable: the movie
@yeethusthyfetus26484 жыл бұрын
"Are you lost baby girl?" I don't like where this is going
@anib88634 жыл бұрын
*insert JonTron memes here*
@iCherub4 жыл бұрын
@@anib8863 bad touch, bad touch, stranger danger!!!
@OcioCamaraMx4 жыл бұрын
Even porn has better presentations.
@lizlazmccringe20434 жыл бұрын
*S T A H P*
@Elmox2224 жыл бұрын
And you're right to think that
@nick86704 жыл бұрын
"That's kind of a theme in this movie, like really bad out of place songs" *Dad gets shot* *Seinfeld theme plays*
@despoina75474 жыл бұрын
or hear me out: *big time rush theme plays*
@staniyabuns.productions71324 жыл бұрын
@@despoina7547 BRUH-
@idonthaveabody.help.47364 жыл бұрын
@@despoina7547 The guy: noooo dad! *Oh oh oh*
@isnortashes37374 жыл бұрын
What about: *dad gets shot* *Monsters Inc theme song plays* not my best one
@lookingforlove8394 жыл бұрын
I mean, the songs themselves are not that bad, but the situation where it plays is so mismatched that it comes across as hilarious. For some reason, whenever a song plays in this movie, it reminds me of the joke: " nobody expects the Spanish inquisition."
@crabman54204 жыл бұрын
After the "Are you lost baby girl?" I was expecting the Law & Order theme.
@catcher8814 жыл бұрын
dun DUN
@silvacleo3294 жыл бұрын
Crabman ur pic, tho... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌
@crabman54204 жыл бұрын
@@silvacleo329 He's shocked too 🤣
@lucidlagomorph58093 жыл бұрын
If i said "are you lost baby girl?" to somebody I would probably would have been arrested by now
@crabman54203 жыл бұрын
@@lucidlagomorph5809 Me too, but not before being punched in the face.
@ExperimentalDude3 жыл бұрын
I once went out with a girl who showed me this movie, literally 4 days after we met, she thought this movie was a masterpiece and -surprise surprise- she was the most toxic woman I’ve ever met in my life
@controlplusc2711 ай бұрын
Did some spicy things happen?
@user-ii4jy3cg6h4 жыл бұрын
The movie was trying to make their relationship “hot” but honestly you can easily tell their relationship seems abusive. It’s also very disgusting then hot.
@R.G.L0VEBYHer4 жыл бұрын
@@thecomputerartist8517 As long as the male is handsome they can do anything illegal and be supported
@user-ii4jy3cg6h4 жыл бұрын
okayalabama LMAO
@ZombiAstral4 жыл бұрын
Nothing wrong with an abusive relationship in a film...As long as it's good, entertaining or even reflective. This trash has non of those qualities, & Pr0nhub has better performances in the amateur category.
@thatsonyou60934 жыл бұрын
@@ZombiAstral excactly. If its a self aware abusivr relationship its fine. Doubt this was
@Revsoshi4 жыл бұрын
@@ZombiAstral yeah but like romanticizing abuse is kinda strange...
@LocksAndChains4 жыл бұрын
A L P H A M A L E Did she seriously just say that, unironically?
@andreiiiksavvv60544 жыл бұрын
Ikr. I've never heard a girl say shit like that in my life lol
@rahulverma87744 жыл бұрын
She said tht bcz she was ALPHA FEMALE ....... n they r one in a million so finding them is hard
@mabuhayimplottingyourdemis4233 жыл бұрын
@@rahulverma8774 You're spitting bullshit, bro
@rahulverma87743 жыл бұрын
@@mabuhayimplottingyourdemis423 They were the one who strted all this bullshìt
@samaelthelightbringer3 жыл бұрын
"Alpha male" is a misused combination of words. Alpha male means "father of the pack" or a male parent. Oh boy....
@juliettegreene81224 жыл бұрын
Alternative name for 365 days: Stockholm syndrome: the movie
@anirantar73334 жыл бұрын
Another Alternative name: beauty and the beast
@brunop.87454 жыл бұрын
@@anirantar7333 hey at least Beast was a good man at heart
@Servacious4 жыл бұрын
Bruno P. ya
@SunlessPeriwinkle4 жыл бұрын
@@anirantar7333 Don't u dare 👺 beast had a heart, he was just a lost and forgotten man trapped in the body of a beast he also hated his ways unlike Mr *are u lost bebe grill?*
@xbigbooshx46434 жыл бұрын
“Sexual assault and first degree kidnapping by a rich guy” the movie.
@CallanElliott2 жыл бұрын
Hold on, Massimo's dad was shot in a way that seems impossible because the blood spatter indicates that the shot was fire from above the two of them, but they're on the tallest (well only) structure in the area.
@theoriginalman94262 жыл бұрын
They probably shot from a distance with a sniper
@CallanElliott2 жыл бұрын
@@theoriginalman9426 it's not who shot him, it's how. There's nowhere for the sniper to shot from.
@theoriginalman94262 жыл бұрын
@@CallanElliott Then i have no idea lol
@jorgedaniel96564 жыл бұрын
The funniest thing about the movie, besides Massimo's teleportation abilities, is the fact that even at the point where they were getting married, they had 0 chemistry with each other, besides the hot sex, there was literally nothing they had in common, no interests, passions or motivations. What did they even talk about when they were done with all the sex? I get how it might play into a woman's fantasy of a buff, strong man taking her away and dingdonging the crap out of her, but that relationship seems terrible
@jorgedaniel96564 жыл бұрын
Also, the same guy that spent the afternoon having sex and was ready for more, took 36 seconds to cum in the bathroom scene later in the movie. It was a scene with no cuts from the first contact to ejaculation. I timed it.
@mvliii4 жыл бұрын
Idk why, but I lost it at the Dingdonging.😂
@barbararab63904 жыл бұрын
Schmaladingdong
@turbostoner4 жыл бұрын
"Are you lost, babygirl?" "Actually, yes. Where is the nearest Jamba Juice?"
@justanordinaryidiot4 жыл бұрын
That sounds like a film too good to pass up
@RealiTeaV4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@emceemunchapussy18914 жыл бұрын
Imagine if he takes her to the Jamba juice and the film just ends there.
@turbostoner4 жыл бұрын
@@emceemunchapussy1891 exactly my thoughts while watching this 😂😂
@erikmikle25694 жыл бұрын
Comparing the "kissing" scene to your dogs was the funniest thing I saw in a long time
@khatunamezvrishvili62114 жыл бұрын
It's so true though. It looks like my dogs playing too
@yung-ak-50574 жыл бұрын
LLJW
@Lucasio12094 жыл бұрын
PRAISE THE SUN!
@nhileyen49994 жыл бұрын
I kind of remember that doggo scene was from another video or something?
@persephone27064 жыл бұрын
I can't stop laughing at that.
@megumiseyelashes67063 жыл бұрын
If they just change the background music into something creepier this would definitely pass as a horror movie
@oogliebooglie87964 жыл бұрын
Mossimo is the man that John Wick would kill purely out of boredom
@xbigbooshx46434 жыл бұрын
Or the type of dude that the guy from Taken would be fighting to get his daughter back from.
@rosedemorand28854 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@andrewb61944 жыл бұрын
xBig Booshx Liam Neeson?
@xbigbooshx46434 жыл бұрын
Andrew B: Yeah. That’s the guy. 👍
@veryfinalgirl4 жыл бұрын
omg 😭
@possumpendragon40164 жыл бұрын
This whole film just feels like a terribly written wattpadd fanfic
@CrayCrayslab4 жыл бұрын
That's exactly what I told my friend the moment I read the synopsis
@eadweard22144 жыл бұрын
SAME
@あおい-k3h6u4 жыл бұрын
Honestly i have seen better fanfic written by teen than this
@gloomy91004 жыл бұрын
Facts
@jaala98784 жыл бұрын
This is a damn INSULT to Wattpad,, and that's saying something
@erikadillon52474 жыл бұрын
i'm CRYING cause half of the music used in this movie was music made and performed by the man who played massimo💀💀
@drifterillustrator59274 жыл бұрын
It WAS?!? That explains everything XD x.x
@daddylevi17214 жыл бұрын
@i'm worldwide handsome bitch🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@irenekay79344 жыл бұрын
Damn
@deiontemorrison13274 жыл бұрын
@i'm worldwide handsome bitch 😂😂😂😂
@kazinadbiralamadit69054 жыл бұрын
I would like to blame him for defending this horrific piece of shit , but at the same time he gave up on his career after his divorce a year prior . He was broke , desperate, working as a gardener and contemplating suicide this movie rejuvenated his career and now good scripts are flowing in for him , he still said that he would do the sequels because he was thankful to the movie because it saved his life.
@darkymakenzy3 жыл бұрын
Why..just whyyy we don’t need toxic relationships glamorized this is not okay and never will 🤦🏻♀️ lord help us...
@FletcherReedsRandomness4 жыл бұрын
If something is referred to as “a terrible version of Fifty Shades of Grey”, then it must be a disaster of truly titanic proportions.
@hermionestranger49644 жыл бұрын
It's hilariously the worst thing ever. 365 Days is a rip-off of Fifty Shades, which was an erotic fanfiction based on Twilight, which was a sappy vampire romance novel inspired by Interview with a Vampire, which was a homoerotic vampire novel inspired by the loss of the author's child and her serious battle with OCD (oh, and the novel also featured very questionable relationships between adults and children/teenagers, not sure where Anne was going with that one). I'm assuming Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles were inspired by Dracula, which ironically was meant to be a book about Puritanical morals and how the evil East was contaminating the West with its sinfulness (a common theme in Stoker's works). The underlying idea was probably inspired by Polidori's short story "The Vampyre", but most likely it was glommed from Stoker's once-bff-and-roommate Oscar Wilde, who in his university years wanted to write a novel about a blood-sucking monster based on a real serial killer and serial rapist who terrorized Central Europe in the medieval ages. Hilarious how it started as a sketch about a horrible, rapey serial killer, and across the centuries and decades, it somehow transformed into glorified rape-kink. Noah, get the boat.
@Bianca-iz5wk4 жыл бұрын
@@hermionestranger4964 WAIT, Don't leave without me
@NotD-kp3by4 жыл бұрын
"Women love to be abused" All my restraining orders don't seem to say so EDIT: what in the world is this reply section
@concept56314 жыл бұрын
Sorry you had to go through whatever was bad enough to get multiple restraining orders, unless you're joking.
@augustesagatyte61084 жыл бұрын
Pls tell me ur joking
@vectorwithavector16824 жыл бұрын
God I hope you’re joking
@calmgoodfire46624 жыл бұрын
“All my restraining orders” wait you give out restraining orders more than people get muted on games
@MissSimone024 жыл бұрын
My restraining order also begs to differ
@derfuchs32964 жыл бұрын
Netflix: Who will make the soundtrack for this movie? Some employee: My 15 years old sister knows some audio engineering. Netflix: SHES THE ONE!
@whatsername77alis4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the actor who played Massimo actually wrote &/or performed several of the songs
@derfuchs32964 жыл бұрын
whatsername77alis Why is he so invested in this shitty movie lol
@justdarkjazz40204 жыл бұрын
I'd like to think that the soundtrack guy just stambled on a cassette at a thrift store labelled "Just fucking dont" and he still did anyway.
@Jutrzen4 жыл бұрын
You know that netflix just bought the complete film and had nothing to do with the production?
@ExplosionsCentral4 жыл бұрын
No a 15yo could do better. More like a 9yo
@OneTopic3 жыл бұрын
Hey! I see AmandaTheJedi’s review of this at 0:52 ! Very cool.
@barabimbarabum94304 жыл бұрын
so, i'm from Poland just like this movie and i can tell you that author of book on which the movie was based Blanka Lipinska said in one of interviews ,,For one woman it's rape, for other it's a pretty cool sex". who says things like this?
@guestaccount56354 жыл бұрын
@@BCA-6 incel much?
@jasminguiza62274 жыл бұрын
dianna k BDSM is based on CONSENT in both sides.
@localyoko42034 жыл бұрын
Like I feel like she missed the whole point of bdsm. I enjoy rape play but I don't enjoy when someone does something without my consent. And lots of people that like bdsm have been raped and didn't enjoy it because rape play and rape are two different things. It hurts me so much because I was a victim of mindset like this "you can't be raped if you like bdsm".
@MedievalSolutions4 жыл бұрын
This book is what I imagine when someone got "writer" in their twitter bio.
@laureenambani87394 жыл бұрын
A woman that says she hates children works in a pedo club and acts like a 16year old in instagram what more can you expect
@Mathee4 жыл бұрын
Headcanon: Laura never fell in love with Massimo. After all her attempts failed, she decided to "play the game" until she got the opportunity to escape. She thought she was finally free when she went back home, hence why she was having fun with her friend, but then Massimo showed back up, and so she returned to playing the role of his girlfriend. When we see Laura and her friend drive into the tunnel, it's actually them escaping Massimo; the guy on Massimo's phone was a friend of Laura's friend who had agreed to help them fake Laura's death so she could escape Massimo
@Bianca-iz5wk4 жыл бұрын
This story is better than the entire trilogy combined
@callmeej83994 жыл бұрын
And then after Laura goes to the press and tells her story leading to Massimo being imprisoned. But only two weeks into his sentence the security cameras go off and Massimo “kills” himself.
@soon-incoming4 жыл бұрын
So It's written on the novel??!
@Disney65Fan4 жыл бұрын
Cool
@panicatthefallout77104 жыл бұрын
That's literally the only thing that makes since.
@crunchynoodle_Sam4 жыл бұрын
As a young female, I am uncomfortable. Pretty sure everyone is uncomfortable. It's just.... Ew
@carnitas87914 жыл бұрын
"ArE yOu LoSt BaBy GiRl"
@-elliott-averagedragonenjo18124 жыл бұрын
My mom was watching this when I was on my pc playing BOB. It made me so uncomfortable and I have no idea why she was watching it because I deadass walked upstairs and watched KZbin because this film made me so sad for what Netflix will accept, the woman who directed this needs therapy..
@Hekate84 жыл бұрын
emmaundertale900 blame the woman who wrote book which the movie is based on, after the backlash she said “for some people it’s rape, for some it’s great sex” xd
@ratkid68594 жыл бұрын
C Hekate WHAT HAHA that is the worst defense I have ever heard. I already hate her guts
@MyLordAndSaviorPancakeMan4 жыл бұрын
For some reason I was uncomfortable too....even tho I'm a guy...I don't know females watch this shit.... Daddy issues I guess
@steelsoild69093 жыл бұрын
"Are you lost baby girl?" Baby girl uses tazer! It's super effective!
@franky63604 жыл бұрын
The worst thing about this movie is that tons of girls at my school are obsessed with it . They watch edits of it during class, and talk about how hot the guy is and even how cute they are as a couple?? and don't get me wrong, I don't care if people are into the rough-play and kinky stuff, it's just that this movie does a terrible job of explaining and showing how to do it. It upsets me because I think it's making these girls think this is how sex is or that this relationship is healthy or ideal or cute, which is obviously problematic as all hell.
@harrisons624 жыл бұрын
franky get in on it.
@PartyTimePPLZ4 жыл бұрын
LilMissTravelPants actually porn implicitly normalizes certain behaviors. A lot of people, mostly men, think sex is how it’s like in porn. Spoiler alert, porn is just acting.
@IggyTheBalrog4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, teenage girls have explored their sexuality in worrying ways since teenage girls have existed. If I were 15 I'd probably be the same over this shit. We can only hope they learn quickly that reality should not be like this.
@franky63604 жыл бұрын
@@LilMissTravelPants i totally get what you mean but people internalise this stuff. I go to a catholic school and they're weird about sex ed stuff. according to a friend of mine, a few folks in my year group have already had sex without condoms (i think there was birth control but still). and not to overshare but theres a guy in my year who's known to have assaulted a girl, just got into another relationship with another girl. people underrate how important good education around sex & abuse really is. it really can define whether folks leave relationships with trauma or not
@franky63604 жыл бұрын
@@IggyTheBalrog yeah totally agree. i would probably be the exact same as my peers if i hadn't been exposed to educational content surrounding these topics on the internet. i told a girl that this movie is strange because it romanticises abuse, and she openly admitted it did, but then followed that statement up by talking about how cute they are together. it's hard to teach folks once they've internalised things of this manner
@mehakkhakra98124 жыл бұрын
Glamourising abuse, kidnap, rape, where are we going as a society? It does seem sexy but only in imagination...there are thousands of girls who go through this on a daily basis.. trafficked and tortured and that isn't sexy...thats hell.
@xbigbooshx46434 жыл бұрын
This movie is gross and dangerous. I agree.
@brgan5574 жыл бұрын
Yeah I mean why not just make some fetish p0rn with consent
@queerlibtardhippie93574 жыл бұрын
That's been glamorized a lot in literature from all sorts of history so idk what ur going on about
@dullwayfarer39714 жыл бұрын
Are people not allowed to have fantasies and imaginations? As long as they know it's wrong?
@Halo_Legend4 жыл бұрын
Bruh, society? It's just one not very bright woman and many many more even less bright that liked the book. Idk it may tell us that romanticizing toxic behavour is now being accepted by the sole fact that a woman wrote this.
@emmavrijburg66764 жыл бұрын
I can go on Wattpad right now and find at least 10 stories, written by some overly sexual 13yolds, with plots that are better put together than this movie💀
@Bianca-iz5wk4 жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@lunatree91394 жыл бұрын
And that's sad
@holyhot-chocolate4 жыл бұрын
Exactly, I see them everytime I get on Wattpad. And their descriptions all sound much better-
@thischannelwasamistake94034 жыл бұрын
Holy crap you're right
@reallyyfunny0o0484 жыл бұрын
I can't believe how this is so true 😂
@liamgreyeyes94983 жыл бұрын
The nick Cage faces make it so much better.
@kingtal993 жыл бұрын
Massimo should have been played by nick cage, that’s a movie I’d watch.
@mononoke-san47544 жыл бұрын
very strong "my mom sold me to one direction!" wattpad vibes
@Frombeyondthehorizon68602 жыл бұрын
NO!!
@Aditoise2 жыл бұрын
MY BTS HUSBAND IS A MAFIA VIBES
@sprinkleydonut8087 Жыл бұрын
@@Aditoise 💀💀💀💀💀 kill me now LMAOO
@Silby824 жыл бұрын
I am speaking for 99% of Poland s o r r y.
@MatiasFeliciano14 жыл бұрын
You still have 'The Witcher' and CD Projekt Red, so you're all forgiven.
@jameskilgour3874 жыл бұрын
You gave us Andrzej Sapkowski. All is forgiven. Poland could produce 1000 of these garbage books/films and still be a net positive overall
@badgerbutt93504 жыл бұрын
I was going to reply to this comment but I don't think there Is any real need after these two
@iron79524 жыл бұрын
at least you guys gave us zdzisław beksiński
@musicheartsrandoms43264 жыл бұрын
As a fellow polish person, I apologise too
@vicioustoadie4 жыл бұрын
as a Polish person I can confidently say that random musical numbers are a common theme in all Polish movies
@rotkiw80314 жыл бұрын
I normally wouldn't comment, because this is obvious exagaration, but I feel like this is just a really sad thing here. Random musical numbers are just a thing in one genre - romantic comedies if I am not wrong. But there is a whole lot of polish films that are actually decent or even great, like Corpus Christi, Cold War or Cicha noc.
@_Spy_3 жыл бұрын
I laughed way too hard at this comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@JimmehRulez3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@satisfiedskullservant3 жыл бұрын
I've watched a grand total of 2 polish films, and this really clears things up
@KennaDeMerkedo3 жыл бұрын
@@rotkiw8031 Not only it's a thing in most of the Polish tv series (all genres), but for some weird reason all songs are sung in English too. Truth is we only have a handful of good directors and screenwriters- who make the movies like you've listed. Alas, they're exceptions.
@nickbudzynski65013 жыл бұрын
Typhon and Zeus didn't fall in love, they fought to the fucking death and when the gods were almost defeated, he has tricked by Hermes and Zeus dealt the finishing blow. Where the Hell did this love stuff come from?
@winterbeast63263 жыл бұрын
The Greek mythology is actually so vast it may have been a possibility for it to happen. The sources will be really really weak though. Like one short telling by an old ass poet nobody knows or even knew at the time.
@errortryagainlater42403 жыл бұрын
She read Tumblr's uwu-ified version of the Greek myths 😂
@lizardwithinternet13143 жыл бұрын
She might’ve been referencing Persephone and Hades, queen and king of well..hell. Who are actually canonically a couple,
@koreywitabagg6653 жыл бұрын
@@lizardwithinternet1314 yeah and hades actually treated Persephone right other than kidnapping her
@guillaumem99533 жыл бұрын
THANKS! I thought I was the only one who noticed that! My greek mythology ass lover wheezed
@influx9994 жыл бұрын
I dont understand how this falls in the "female fantasy" category. Its really more like a horror movie. If the male lead was a balding, overweight ugly man, it wouldnt be part of the 'fantasy', but oh, its fine cause hes a hot gangsta, right?? He is obsessed with her, so that means he loves her, right??? THATS SO WRONG! Also if some dude ever started callin me babygirl out of the blue I'd die from cringe
@vipulasharma3024 жыл бұрын
Fucking same.
@Chipiliro6134 жыл бұрын
Sadly, this movie's plot falls squarely in the middle of the erotic fiction genre. And the guy love interest would *never* be ugly.
@user-tm1xo5zq8q4 жыл бұрын
I like the nickname babygirl but when he said it my face just scrunched up
@filippiat91514 жыл бұрын
Female sexual fantasies include men who are rich, powerful and dangerous and the woman "taming" him in a way. Of course it's not like this for all/most women but it is far more of a female fantasy. It's women who put this film on 1# on Netflix. It was directed by a woman and was based on a book written by a woman.
@celtic8894 жыл бұрын
@@filippiat9151 Thank fking god none of my female friends enjoyed this crap xD
@plamondonworks69484 жыл бұрын
I want a sequel: 365 days of revenge where she realizes she's been abused and comes up with an elaborate plot to destroy him and his business within a year
@WhinyB4 жыл бұрын
Yesss!
@DixieLeann4 жыл бұрын
that’s literally the only way to make this movie even remotely ok
@NullFirepos4 жыл бұрын
I have great news for you! This movie is actually based on a book! And the book is part of a trilogy!
@bonniea81894 жыл бұрын
@@NullFirepos And it doesn't get better!
@bonniea81894 жыл бұрын
I'd read that fanfic.
@Artuditu1234 жыл бұрын
There was huge discussion about rape culture in Poland, because of this movie. Good to see almost no one likes it
@Halo_Legend4 жыл бұрын
Nawet nie zauważyłem
@Artuditu1234 жыл бұрын
@@Halo_Legend Inba z lutego, łatwo było przeoczyć przy covidzie
@tangkwathetroublemakergirl5554 жыл бұрын
There also a dissussion about rape culture in my country cuz it got popular in there somehow(which is end up being the flamewar on the internet)
@Bread_n_Roses4 жыл бұрын
Kinda disproves the notion that rape culture is a thing if everybody hates it
@Artuditu1234 жыл бұрын
@@Bread_n_Roses It would be a thing if both book and the movie weren't that popular. Also, discussion was by no mean one sided here
@kermitismad96993 жыл бұрын
With me being a female human being... I’m pretty sure I can say on behalf of most females, we like to keep at least SOME of our free will in a situation...
@madisonrhuebaker4 жыл бұрын
This is so alarming. I don't understand how this is "sexy" for some people. It's horrifying.
@fugostrawberries4 жыл бұрын
It actually makes me want to explode
@SteelMan91084 жыл бұрын
Stop lying you woman love this shit 😂
@graceelizabeth48794 жыл бұрын
ΜΛVΞЯICK no❤️
@ratkid68594 жыл бұрын
ΜΛVΞЯICK no ❤️
@xsanriodollx90734 жыл бұрын
@@thecomputerartist8517 The majority of women don't actually like this shit. If it's consensual and proper BDSM, then sure, but this isn't. This is just manipulation, abuse, and rape.
@r1sing5984 жыл бұрын
this movie literally glorifies rape , sexual abuse , physical abuse , mental torture its actually disgusting lol
@sarabarreto62314 жыл бұрын
agreed
@paigerook20734 жыл бұрын
Antun Šturlić are you actually blind? This movie is literally abuse and Stockholm syndrome. It’s literally like oh what he’s doing is completely fine cause he’s good looking
@blazzenblaze1334 жыл бұрын
Well not rape but everything else I agree
@gab38944 жыл бұрын
My girlfriend loves this movie wtf? It’s so bad
@kerri60114 жыл бұрын
@Antun Šturlić she's literally considered property and is being trafficked and the love interest claims to be all about consent while doing things without her consent 😷 it's despicable really
@LordoftheSerpents4 жыл бұрын
The dude makes Christian Grey look like Prince Eric from The Little Mermaid.
@haileyharmon52984 жыл бұрын
Please don't insult Prince Eric like that. But in all seriousness, this guy is as creepy as Christian Grey.
@certifiedclownlala36724 жыл бұрын
@@haileyharmon5298 but Christian at least wasn't a rapist, not a good person still tho
@miaa17624 жыл бұрын
NOT ERIC 💀
@AeroCrafts3 жыл бұрын
My friend tricked me into watching the "are you lost baby gurl" part and I was trying not to cringe because she genuinely likes this movie
@eliaskline56493 жыл бұрын
Ouch
@catscanhavelittleasalami3 жыл бұрын
*ex friend
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache4 жыл бұрын
God bless Nicolas Cage for saving Elvis from getting fully demonetized.
@thatch69664 жыл бұрын
No go away you omnipresent peepee
@dankmemer2584 жыл бұрын
dude why are you literally everywhere
@ubermaster1344 жыл бұрын
@hayhay055 he likes good content
@amboybenamira49694 жыл бұрын
Bro, just admit you're following me
@soon-incoming4 жыл бұрын
Why everyone use Nicolas Cage face to hide nudes?????????
@johnem174 жыл бұрын
This movie was soo trash that I got into an argument with the person who recommended it.
@localace15503 жыл бұрын
I fought with my bestfriend because she said she liked the movie a lot and i don't get romance
@rachelciel33303 жыл бұрын
I can see myself doing that tbh.
@_Spy_3 жыл бұрын
What happened next?!
@ceilzoldyck10973 жыл бұрын
Yo my boyfriend reccomends this movie he lp
@_Spy_3 жыл бұрын
@@ceilzoldyck1097 Good luck.
@zeldacas3304 жыл бұрын
Most women who like this are middle aged women with husbands who either work too much so they're not around, or not around because they're most likely cheating on their wives. These women are literally cuddled up in blankets with glasses of 9$ wine crying and lusting over this movie wishing a man would just look at them. How do I know this? Because as a cashier that's all I see and hear about now....
@junetheron16874 жыл бұрын
That's so heartbreaking. . .
@Halo_Legend4 жыл бұрын
@@junetheron1687 Not really, I wouldn't call those women very intelligent if they can even stand this movie.
@shmeepness17004 жыл бұрын
That is very true and the reason why twilight, 50 shades of grey, and movies like these are popular despite having bad writing, it appeals to a middle aged women's fantasy who have relationship issues with their husbands
@alajibord4 жыл бұрын
I don't know where you guys got this from but I was dragged to watch 50 shades in cinema by my ex, we were in high school at the time she was obsessed with the movie and the books, never saw the sequels but I've seen the first a few times, all of them with girls of different ages who were in love with the films and wanted me to treat them that way which always confused me.
@CER0MI4 жыл бұрын
Cheap wine do be tasting gud tho
@Natalie667963 жыл бұрын
At least we have Nicolas Cage censorships XD That makes this so much better
@thee_morpheus4 жыл бұрын
How pathetic do you have to be to rip off THE worst cringiest movie trilogy ever
@3m9674 жыл бұрын
Morpheus lmao ikr
@AL-lz6px4 жыл бұрын
TRIOLOGY? THERE'S A THIRD?
@morpheusbeats64934 жыл бұрын
We meet again
@commandercat104 жыл бұрын
3m9 sweet lord we are so screwed
@mambaramba4 жыл бұрын
@@amatsukiko the movie 365 is based on a cringe trilogy as well. I mean the books are a trilogy.
@f1r3hunt3rz54 жыл бұрын
This is basically someone's closet BDSM fetish in their Wattpad self-insert fantasies
@akyray68044 жыл бұрын
Without actually knowing anything about it 💀
@idonthaveabody.help.47364 жыл бұрын
concept: fifty shades based movie but during the choaking scene the dude actualy kills the girl and the movie goes from "sex fantasy" to "murder coverup" and all the promotion makes you think its a fifty shaded copycat
@SprinkledFox4 жыл бұрын
That'd be awesome
@julianhaelig1194 жыл бұрын
I dont understand. Why does it stop being a sexual fantasy just because she died?
@rockhistoria25373 жыл бұрын
@@julianhaelig119 what
@jeb91793 жыл бұрын
@@julianhaelig119 huh
@julianhaelig1193 жыл бұрын
Depending on how long shes been dead the body might still be warm. If not you could just use a hot plate or space heater. Its not that big of a deal.
@nova7770_art3 жыл бұрын
As a Polish person, I am so terribly ashamed of this movie. We apologize for making this monstrocity.
@janianomicon78494 жыл бұрын
Anyone who calls a woman 'baby girl' is instantly bad news Edit: Unless it's pet name given by a partner or family member, as random person someone does could be seen as creepy
@sarahalbright53074 жыл бұрын
my uncle called me baby girl as a kid it sounds creepy but i swear it’s not 😂
@samurai63314 жыл бұрын
My boy Joel Miller would like to have a word.
@skillet71734 жыл бұрын
what about the lunch ladies
@realswobby4 жыл бұрын
Only Joel from TLOU can make it sound wholesome
@iCrimzon4 жыл бұрын
How dare you say that about me
@Avalon_Ren4 жыл бұрын
The worst thing is fact that it's a movie adaptation of book written by Bianka Lipińska and it's a trilogy. So get ready for 2 more terrible films. Bianka Lipińska also said that most of the story is based on her own experience, yikes. She's got issues
@divinelyvile55364 жыл бұрын
I hope the company she works for wont allow her to continue the next two movies jfc
@Avalon_Ren4 жыл бұрын
Divinely Vile as far as I know the second movie was supposed to be released in February but with current situation I’m not so sure about this date. In Poland critics were doing everything to make people realise how disgusting is this film, but as you know stupid people bought tickets so company decided to make more movies
@12yearswithshinee904 жыл бұрын
And it got worse than i though...
@FableWolfe4 жыл бұрын
I do hope "her own experience" was roleplaying. Otherwise... that's a tad concerning.
@derpyliciousmiku4 жыл бұрын
Netflix is even promoting the movie alot and tagged it as "romantic" ???
@lovefromwonderland4 жыл бұрын
“And he cant put his [bOiNg] in her [mEOw] without her being like, “yes sir.” Oh the things we do to avoid demonetization.
@Mag5c683 жыл бұрын
And even then, he still got demonized
@blackstar-nr5ds3 жыл бұрын
This movie made killing stalking look like a healthy manhwa
@gabrielcabral6984 жыл бұрын
Wtf, this full-length high-budget movie has literally the same plot and shitty dialogue as a generic mind-break doujinshi, and it's even portraided as romantic. How tf this got the number one spot on Netflix? Why this was made and greenlit at all?
@animae0084 жыл бұрын
At first we have to guess why book was to popular
@novadselir10684 жыл бұрын
I literally saw a review of this and thought "so this is Mind Break porn".
@BrunoSantos-jp1lv4 жыл бұрын
Why are there so many movies like this in Netflix?!
@samuelabhishek97444 жыл бұрын
@@BrunoSantos-jp1lv To turn this vile shit into a norm. Best example, Twitter defending pedos and people slowly joining that bandwagon.
@MunchinMaQuchy4 жыл бұрын
This is literally ever mid 30's lonely over the wall woman's dream
@OlaftheGreat4 жыл бұрын
This is basically Stockholm Syndrome: The Movie
@justynawojcicka50564 жыл бұрын
Eeeeee whatever dont take this so siries 😂😂😂
@pessimiztcburger7434 жыл бұрын
So it's not just a 50 Shades ripoff, it also ripped off Beauty and The Beast
@jeltje504 жыл бұрын
This isn't really what Stockholm syndrome means.
@Revsoshi4 жыл бұрын
@@jeltje50 it's bartered woman syndrome
@boryolmung95484 жыл бұрын
Actually ,there is a movie about Norrmalmstorg robbery that Stockholm Syndrome take his name.
@miauoism4 жыл бұрын
"Fun" fact. The movie is based on a series of books by a polish writer called Blanka Lipińska, who just goes around morning tv and gossip magazines saying really dumb shit like "women want to be abused, they're just to shy to admit it".
@Lilliz914 жыл бұрын
I mean there are studies to kinda prove her right unfortunately
@2000anonimatus4 жыл бұрын
@@Lilliz91 what studies?
@thiseconomyiscra_y4 жыл бұрын
@@Lilliz91 source or youre gonna be harassed and you'll like it
@vulpisthefox4 жыл бұрын
@@Lilliz91 You're mistaking it for abuse, but those studies were about SEXUAL FANSASIES. Those women do not want to be assaulted, people tend to fantasise about weird stuff
@VargVikernes14884 жыл бұрын
Is she wrong, considering the success of these movies and books?
@stephaniemazvita3 жыл бұрын
They need to give credit to whoever’s fanfic they got this inspiration from on Wattpad.
@jman44304 жыл бұрын
"He's checking out this girl on the beach, and then his dad dies"😂😂😂😂most random sentence ever.
@ninjasanin5004 жыл бұрын
Alternative Title. Stockholm Syndrome: The movie I am curious to know how the actors feel about this trash tho... Since its been stated the both the Twilight and 50 Shades actors were just straight up uncomfortable with the material 99% of the time. Considering this is just a _worse_ version of 50 shades which is a worse version of Twilight.... =^)
@Milkway194 жыл бұрын
Uhhh go to the Instagram of the actors they are quite proud of this movie lol
@thornwalker89704 жыл бұрын
molly lowe Not sure if it is a good way to know? The movie is still young, they may be required to say on social media they loved working on it for promotion. They’re not Harrison Ford or Mark Hamil who are famous and loved enough to straight up say the last Star Wars movies are garbage
@abee64234 жыл бұрын
@@Milkway19 100% they'll probably regret doing this movie so bad in the future lol
@TheLux0084 жыл бұрын
You can't really know since it's not a smart career decision to shit on a movie you just starred in. Nobody will want to take you up for a role if you do.
@helpyourselfimbusy57474 жыл бұрын
I haven’t read the source material, but I’m assuming they did what they could with it. The line “are you lost, little girl?” would be super hard to convey it seriously.
@makotokaidou4 жыл бұрын
Twilight, 50 shades of Grey, 365 days It's evolving, just backward
@daisychong34884 жыл бұрын
Lmfao you're so right.
@daphnerogers42773 жыл бұрын
I can forgive twilight due to the fact that the author was heavily sheltered to the point where she didn't know what a healthy relationship looked like, but with the other two, I'm pretty sure that the people making this stuff know this is unhealthy so there is no excusing it.
@Syncopated_3 жыл бұрын
50 Shades of gray's book was an actual draft, and I don't think it was meant to be for normalizing that stuff. But yeah, I can kind of see the dislike for it.
@StudM013 жыл бұрын
Hehe, from charizard, to charmeleon, to charmander, to matchbook. ;) Worst game of pokemon ever.
@StudM013 жыл бұрын
@@daphnerogers4277 I understand your point, and it's a valid one, but I also think it's healthy to remember that these are fictional movies, not instruction videos. It's okay to put bad s*** in art, even if the art is equivalent in skill to a 4-year old's spastic finger painting.
@PunkWithAdhd2 жыл бұрын
I watched this movie with my best friend. She absolutely loved it and is waiting for a sequel, while I just sat next the her the whole time, incredibly uncomfortable. I'm sorry but why are all my straight friends obsessed with toxic relationships?!
@divineeegoddess Жыл бұрын
Samee!!
@matildamansfield69254 жыл бұрын
To everyone saying that the movie isn’t technically saying rape is okay. Shh it’s glorifying it also, it’s degrading women to nothing but sex. So I mean
@matildamansfield69254 жыл бұрын
Like elvis says it’s an incels wet dream
@FableWolfe4 жыл бұрын
I think it would be passable if it was actually porn. That stuff is a legitimate fetish for many men and women, so I don't really see a problem with that inherently. As long as it's roleplaying, you know. Problem is: it's not that. It seems more like romanticizing what would otherwise be a terrible scenario.
@peytongomer23054 жыл бұрын
It’s porn, it’s literally a kink there is like no plot to it anyway
@derpyliciousmiku4 жыл бұрын
@Black Knight Fool umm? If she wrote/directed a movie where the main character didn't get Stockholm syndrome and got physically abused by her crazy ass captor I'd be fine.
@derpyliciousmiku4 жыл бұрын
@Black Knight Fool I'm starting to realize that you are the most foolish excuse for a rational person I've seen on the internet or the worst troll I've ever seen.
@tygra28864 жыл бұрын
About Barbara Białowąs - Few years ago, there was a Interview with her, on a polish site called Filmweb (polish equivalent of IMDB, although in my opinion, the Imdb is still better)... She asked for interview, because the movie critic reviewed her movie "big love" and said it was shit, so she got really, really butthurt. This Interview was called "About film in film within the film" ( I'm not even joking, that was the real title XD) during the interview, she behaved arrogantly and selfishly. she said to the journalist that "she graduated in cultural studies and graduated film school, so the journalist has no right to comment on her film because HE did not graduate from the same school". The journalist was constantly destroying her arguments, so she started to make some stupid faces, and started talking some postmodernist mumbo jumbo about "intetextuality in her movies"... Everybody on the internet, including the journalist, was basically laughing at her... The best part is that 1 year after the interview, that journalist became Editor-in-chief. One of the best quotes from this interview was her saying "(for soundtrack for my movie "Big Love") I chose completely alternative music of very well-known niche bands" XDDDDD you know what's the worst part about it? that in poland, films are funded by PISF, which is a government (dependent) organization. So these movies, such as "365 Days" are funded with a money of the taxpayers... Think that you work hard for your livelihood, for getting rich, and the state takes away some of your money and gives it to Barbara Białowąs, who use your money to create "365 Days"
@skromnyasha4 жыл бұрын
@@valhatan3907 we have the same situation with movies in Russia sadly
@majasa5184 жыл бұрын
I don't think your information about PISF is exactly correct. It is not only funded by taxpayers (like special kinds of taxpayers - cinema owners etc.), but also of course the income from movies which actually made some money. That is why they sometimes invest in "shitty" movies because they think this will bring some money they could later invest in more sophisticated projects, which they suppose will not be financial hit but could be important for the culture. So in this regards I would say "365 days" was perfect choice actually, but otherwise is indeed very questionable
@marko75524 жыл бұрын
wtf i thought Poland was smarter than this
@rkp58934 жыл бұрын
Please give me a link I wanna watch the interview so bad now 🤣 that sounds hilarious 😆
@отважныйкамазист4 жыл бұрын
Same thing in Russia, some garbage movies are also funded by the government (aka the tax payers money). Фонд Кино also puts some propaganda in films which is a huge plus👍👍👍
@novadselir10684 жыл бұрын
Seeing how many people actually enjoyed this surprised me, since it's literally Mind Break porn.
@jsrsprite98674 жыл бұрын
You'd be surprised how many weirdos like that,, my sources are Hanime discord and how people react to that stuff on there.
@samuelabhishek97444 жыл бұрын
Oh boii, you have no idea
@no_one21974 жыл бұрын
It's like most people consume porn or something...smh, the fact that is basically a long ass porn movie IS the reason some people like it, it'd be surprised if many even care about the story line.
@candycane17444 жыл бұрын
Just realize... Ugly bastard hentai and (whatever this type of genre where the guys are rich and hot) both involve mind break fuck
@lowkey_Ioki4 жыл бұрын
There's a reason mind break is such a popular tag and let me tell you chief... This ain't it.