SMILEY - A Terrible Shane Dawson Horror That Didn't Age Well

[@dougthedonkey1805]

“He stitched his eyes shut and carved a smile in his face” Yeah but where did the nose go

[@gerryjweathersthethird5284]

Right here!

[@CreativeWitchArt]

Someone got his nose that that's why they never gave it back . _.

[@rumpleforeskin833]

@@CreativeWitchArt they did it for the lulz

[@amlenk]

No one nose

[@JackedThor-so]

If Jeff the Killer taught me anything, mutilating your eyes and.mouth makes your nose vanish.

[@chancellorally8766]

I mean to be fair, if someone said “I did it for the Lulz” I would go into a murderous rage too

[@donnamitsuki281]

Honestly,not even back in 2012,I never heard anyone say "lulz"

[@lordzacarius642]

Smiley represents the average human being

[@calmgoodfire4662]

He would’ve killed me from laughter

[@SackheadEd]

I know I would have

[@YakubiteZillions]

Oatmeal

[@TwinkleTwinkleTruly]

So, he stitched his eyes shut and they became vertical slits? And lost his nose and lips and any other defining features that humans have?

[@acd6609]

Basically

[@sonofaquack6987]

and apparently got a really and sunburn on his head because he looks like he went to chemo and later in the sun for an hour his head is like dried skin

[@Ashden_Lynnwood]

Director:"seems legit I'll put a trailer on it"

[@yuki_1002]

I saw a picture of this movie when I was younger, and I thought that his “eyes” were on the top of his head, and he just kept his head down all the time.

[@sonamnechen8733]

Basically..

[@Starry-eyed_Samantha]

Shane: "Here's my justification for pedophilia" That is a sentence no one should ever find themselves saying at all.

[@Etira.]

Theres legit no proof of it tho

[@xpertrex5991]

@@Etira.ur brain dead

[@HenryAnzzplayer]

​@@Etira.Typical delusional shade fan. Will always defend him

[@Etira.]

@@HenryAnzzplayer oh hell yes

[@WowOafus]

I make everything a joke. I can always come up with some sarcastic asshole thing to say. I tried to find a way to make a joke about that sentence, but you’re right, it’s a sentence no one should find themselves saying.

[@Just_Adrian_]

This movie didn't age badly, because for something to age badly it needs to be good at some point

[@user-tl9gp4dn4q]

Nice

[@waifutrap6236]

Hey you did you get a heart from indeimaus channel because of the pfp 🤗 Thanks for doing it for the meme "for the lulz" 😁

[@djray221]

"They had us in the first half ngl"

[@---tw6qk]

Didn't age as badly as Shane's victims. 🥁 *Ba Dum Tss*

[@Crusader316]

They got us in the first half ngl

[@mythbuster43]

Even back in 2012, “doing it for the lulz” was outdated. That was 2007 internet slang.

[@KaylaMarie_]

I don't even remember that.

[@kaijupinnosso1854]

Nah 2012 was about right. It was about then when the rage comics showed up around everywhere.

[@luisf2793]

I literally never heard someone use it unironically/say it with straight face I say it everytime a villain in a movie has little to no motivation

[@BubbleBunnyy]

when the rage comics started being big people said stuff like that again

[@hectorh7975]

my teacher in hs said this all the time during class

[@thomassully6421]

I really can’t take the phrase “do it for the lulz” seriously.

[@okaysomething-ef1cx]

That made me physically cringe from head to toe and brought back unwanted memories

[@wescole5979]

Who can?

[@cash402]

Wes Cole literally nobody 🤮

[@simonpersson2565]

Srsly tho if the chant would have been something like, “smile for me” or something like that then the biggest problem would’ve been goon.

[@alexswords8547]

That's the point though lmao. It's ironic

[@noahvance6160]

The fact that this movie tried to make the phrase “for the lulz” a deep and philosophical statement may be the most pretentious thing I’ve ever seen.

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

Agreed the fact the teacher even knows about it is hilariously inaccurate.

[@nooteningus]

"Why do they call him Smiley?" "Because he stitched his eyes shut." Hmm, yes, the floor here is made out of sky.

[@mistermaxie6487]

Hm, yes, the windows are made out of wood.

[@shnikablack9862]

Hm, yes the tree here is made out of concrete

[@rholliday6069]

Hmm, yes, the stars here are made out of dirt.

[@lailani.c46]

Hm, yes the clouds are made out of grass

[@eixenI]

Hmm, yes the air is made out of hydrogen dioxide

[@SKippySounds]

The next big horror movie: a movie where the killer appears when you say "I did it for the vine"

[@daraghokane4236]

The monster kills people that say the n word, they have to survive a full 90 minutes without saying it not even sure that's possible

[@yankeenoodles]

@@daraghokane4236 The white kid on xbox won't last long

[@nunpho]

I did it for the tik-tok

[@grim1044]

@@yankeenoodles that's sexist

[@illegalsubstance953]

all for the gram

[@PelemusMcSoy]

I don't know what makes watching this more painful: ~The cringy way they throw around early 2010 internet culture. ~The fact I like early 2010 internet culture.

[@luisf2793]

For me is that Keith David is in this. As soon as I saw my man, it was like an energy sword to the back. Seriously Keith you can do so much better

[@PelemusMcSoy]

@@luisf2793 As long as he got paid well. Maybe he knew it was crap and hammed it up?

[@firekatstone4336]

Early 2010 feels like everyone’s middle school years that nobody likes.

[@ItsButterBean1020]

Keith David and the actual design got so wasted A detective obsessing over an urban legend with his broken psychology making him question whether he’s real could be a fun Slasher with psychological elements

[@meanyapickles]

"why tf would you make a movie like this???" "for... for the... the... ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵘˡᶻ"

[@enbasagar2007]

Bro hotkey for super script?

[@Immolator772]

Etu!

[@barrettross3772]

Smiley: Nothing personal, kid.

[@nicovalenzuela4044]

“I tHinK iM hIgh oN yOuR mAriJuAna” Who tf says that?

[@remito7839]

Someone who is either an undercover cop or some nerd that has never had weed but is trying to sound "cool".

[@behappy5869]

she said it for the lulz

[@washedblue]

they tried really hard to make her seem naive, meek, and boring (and new to college life) so I guess that line is the result

[@wyotea4085]

Someone who is VERY high on your marijuana

[@threeomgthree]

I really wish the “font” you used in your comment was a setting lol its such a pain in the ass to type but it conveys sarcasm/stupidity so well

[@rovertkralc1]

"Shane, why did you make so many comments about pedophilia?" "I did it for the lulz"

[@marksilla8276]

He kissed the 12 year old for the lulz

[@athf4ever780]

@@marksilla8276 He looked up naked babies for the lulz

[@emilysipswater6104]

he was heavily involved in the creation of an entire series about a little girl getting sexually abused for the lulz

[@neru1584]

He was being racist af for the lulz

[@cosengames1017]

wait wasnt shane dawson the dude that fucked his cat

[@tallulahXI]

“I started seeing...black people...” The way I screamed

[@jeremyusreevu237]

Out of laughter or out of fear?

[@emilywebber6981]

Out of disgust

[@Sebastian-eg8jx]

@@emilywebber6981 wait a minute-

[@emilywebber6981]

@@Sebastian-eg8jx no I mean

[@emilywebber6981]

@@Sebastian-eg8jx the fact that someone would say that

[@TipsyVal]

what pisses me off is that Smiley’s character design looks downright terrifying but they executed it horribly

[@Frosty_tha_Snowman]

I don't find it terrifying, I just find it gross looking.. it's like a skin graft lol

[@misstra_knowitall]

@@Frosty_tha_Snowman i think it's enough to get someone nightmares though lmao

[@aiglentinaa]

@@Frosty_tha_Snowman It looks like someone used one of those “realistic AI converter” things on one of their 3 year old’s drawings

[@Frosty_tha_Snowman]

@@aiglentinaa It really does lol. It's not scary, it's just uncomfortable... like, I just don't want to look at it. 😂

[@XvKJP2015]

It did what it was supposed to then I guess. It's uncomfortable to look at and gross. To some people it's scary. Too bad the movie is trash

[@ThatStupidCircle89]

That professor DEFINITELY religiously watches Rick and Morty

[@ruesylvester]

to be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand it

[@fatiplant]

Lol your name and pic. Our gurl

[@aliichi]

Hugenia Cooney..... I can't-

[@emd1494]

I'd like to take this moment to say... that not all of us enjoy Rick and Morty becasue we think we are big galaxy brains, a BIG majority of the fan base just enjoy the humor, same witty humour to me that American dad shares. Doesn't mean I'm more intelligent at all sadly lol Just is my taste in humor. Don't hate the show becasue of these "galaxy brains" who are simply experiencing "The Dunning-kruger effect" and that gets them off when they watch the show 🤭

[@bootymuncherwebb7045]

@We Have To Go Back spoilers 🤬😡😡

[@GalaxyBrainGamer]

That jump scare actually cut to an ad with Amy Schumer so that was actually pretty terrifying.

[@AK907LSD25]

I just got super nauseous reading that

[@lorengarms9836]

Oh jesus

[@cupidoscandles.]

Oh God- i feel sick now

[@athf4ever780]

DEAR GOD

[@williameverest4277]

Oh that one

[@tex56]

I saw a screencap of Smiley years ago. Scared me so bad as I mistook it for one of those old horror movies from the 80s. Knowing it’s a Shane Dawson film makes it even scarier.

[@thatkidcgonzo]

Smiley is complete dog shit..80s horror is loads better..they're practically oscar nominees compared to this

[@RealGhost49]

@@thatkidcgonzo he’s making a joke. The smiley killer looks pretty creepy, so just seeing a picture you could assume it would have been a creepy movie.

[@mr_stev1452]

690th like wooo hooo

[@AlexanderCruz-py9bb]

Even back then, saying "for the lulz" was cringe.

[@rome8180]

It's like some 40-year-old's idea of what teens think is cool.

[@Mr_Myers_]

it was very cringe

[@Immolator772]

now it's "for the meme"

[@JoakimOtamaa]

@@rome8180 Hello there, fellow kids!

[@Pragabond]

If someone said for the lulz and wasn't ironic they were 100% from 4chan. The origin point for the cringiest everything. Not all cringe comes from there but if you're looking for the highest form of cringe? It could only come from a cesspool such as that

[@joeyhover5422]

Why does Shane look like his face is badly deep faked into this movie.

[@commentcopbadge6665]

It's actually his deep throat face

[@kellynmchugh9464]

Probably cus it is

[@MeanBeanComedy]

Because you're used to him being bloated and high e

[@imkriss8301]

aaronsdavis how u know?

[@glorbojibbins2485]

Lol right wtf

[@jbeans500]

I aged 40 years and got some form of disease when they said “for the lulz”

[@sitorchallenge5691]

Well guess you didnt do it for the lulz right

[@Slash2314YT]

@Apple Is Forever your age had nothing to do with this

[@Slash2314YT]

@Thine Frick bro congrats, you are one of the very few people on YT that can actually get a laugh out of me, good job.

[@vizthex]

same

[@18booma]

@Thine Frick I want to make a joke about how your joke is so dark Dawson would be racist towards it, but it falls short.

[@suarez9108]

I can’t believe Tobuscus was more useful an actor in the Annoying Orange show than in a feature length movie

[@hellhog7368]

Suarez Transcended annoying orange...movie?

[@Danny_Ko]

No there was one on cartoon network, tobuscus was in it

[@Danny_Ko]

It's wasn't a movie is what I'm getting at, it was a tv show

[@ItsButterBean1020]

No there was a whole ass show

[@Space_CowboyHD]

I can, Tobuscus seems like a pretty solid guy with a lot of demons (I.E. potential issues with drug abuse) but I really don’t think he’s ever hurt anyone, I mean the allegations don’t really add up, it’s weird.

[@samholden1339]

Man them calling Shane "Pedobear" aged so well.

[@justasentientmclarenp1879]

the film director knew

[@moonlight2870]

They chose, out everyone, shane dawson to be the moral guy who doesn't like edgy humor. Even without the allegations against him now, he was still making those sorts of jokes back then.

[@tgiacin435]

I think that was the irony. He was the Brandon Rogers of the 2010s

[@MC-tl5bf]

theyre not allegations, he recorded a lot of what he did and put it on the internet

[@tgiacin435]

Mars C back when edgy humor was the thing and KZbin was still new

[@TurnipCart]

@@tgiacin435 Not that new

[@tgiacin435]

Turnip it was still in the early days and his sketches were always fucked, hell I don’t see Brandon Rogers getting cancelled, and he had a child predator character, and had a box of dildos rain down on children. I find it a bit ironic, especially watching how KZbin changed over the years to the hellfire it is now

[@MrMrSockhead]

Honestly Shane’s parts in this movie were truly ahead of there time in the most ironic way possible

[@laurene988]

IKR?

[@Truecrimeresearcher224]

And they said movies can’t predict the future

[@-sanju-]

​@@Truecrimeresearcher224 Who says that?

[@murvdx3692]

@@-sanju-scientists.

[@kenziecullen4434]

Shane Dawson in the movie: “Like when I reported them for posting child porn on /b. I don’t know, I just don’t think stuff like that is ever funny.” Shane Dawson in real life: HEY 13 YEAR OLD COUSIN, ENTERTAIN THE CHILD MOLESTERS THAT COULD VERY WELL BE ACTUALLY WATCHING MY VIDEOS BECAUSE OF HOW OFTEN I SEXUALIZE KIDS FOR “COMEDY” LOL!

[@beetlethebard7624]

The funniest thing is /b is 99% against pedos. That shit isn't ever there.

[@Arella17]

beetle the bard 713 It’s prison rules, Pedophiles are the lowest of the low on the prison hierarchy.

[@nascour5991]

Offensive comedy is fine done right but yeah that's a line u just don't cross :/

[@mr.worldwide4758]

lulz*

[@gayandtired5370]

Ben King of good takes not if it’s about pedophilia or rape that’s just too far people don’t take it seriously

[@muselove7127]

To be fair, The Bye Bye Man, you didn't even have to say it. As soon as you start thinking about it you're in danger

[@ratatouilledrinksclorax9897]

Thats just the Basilisk thought experiment but without the threatening bit, cosmic fear, and kinda cool factor

[@Bugtown]

That movie felt like a big old clickbait but ngl I'd like to see it revisited

[@0x0ism]

If you think about the game, you lose.

[@jasonutty52]

@@0x0ism how dare you

[@liahamilton8931]

I kinda liked that movie. Don’t get me wrong it wasn’t scary _at all_ but still

[@Toasty-qs1tp]

can’t wait for someone to make a big chungus horror movie “The Chungus Among Us”

[@Bobby_Darin_Lover_]

Lmao 🤣

[@vickieprice4224]

I would see that

[@alekhufen6129]

Sign me up for a role in that blockbuster

[@H8Arsenio]

there’s a humongous fungus among us

[@trevor4212]

I'll play chungus

[@bigchicken4135]

"Why do they call him Smiley?" I mean, *just look at him*

[@grim1044]

You can't help but laugh when you type "I did it for the lulz" (3x)

[@shadymccain9522]

You should call him an ice cream man

[@dimebagshane]

My names Jeff

[@aaronrose6409]

Unseen Rectum I love that picture I love Tokyo ghoul good anime show an I’m only 16 and watch it

[@Traventity]

Good concept for the killer tho

[@chonkifyz4897]

Ik this is old but how tf you stitch your eyes shut vertically

[@lockerbuddy2039]

Homie had them state of the art fly eyes, I guess.

[@sweethomealabama6395]

maybe shawty was a goat w them sideways eyes or whatev

[@KatRinaZLuv369]

You could skin the face, then cut the eye slots into little vertical slits and sew them. Then put the face back on.

[@chonkifyz4897]

@@KatRinaZLuv369 that sounds absolutely horrendous... however seems logical 💀

[@KatRinaZLuv369]

I’ve watched waaay too many horror movies lol.

[@Pragabond]

"I think I'm high on your marijuana" How did that make it through ANY passes? This script is high on its own stupidity. Definitely a Shane Dawson project

[@74dWasTaken]

Ok, I can't believe I'm about to say this, but Smiley's face looks like the default roblox smile face lmao

[@UmbraMan1]

Oof

[@pastakid1146]

Oof

[@TheOneHoddToward]

O o o o o f

[@k5__beatz754]

O O F Lol

[@themordfustang7521]

Oof

[@ineverlikedtorfanyways1358]

*"The dungeon master never gets the princess"* kinda has the same vibe as *"nice guys always finish last"*

[@krism2610]

In the words of famous commentary man shaffrillas; "if he mention a nice a guy, he is a nice a guy"

[@thehillisalive]

Also an insult to dungeon masters everywhere

[@constantdisappointment5658]

It really doesn't make sense, either. The DMs are the ones in charge of the game, they're like Gods that design the environment, other people the characters interact with,, monsters, etc. Realistically, Binder (Sweet Jesus, that name is terrible) could just join a campaign and that DM can make a Princess NPC for his character. But I know he's actually referring to not being able to get a real girlfriend, which is where this scripted line falls apart.

[@thehillisalive]

@@constantdisappointment5658 bold of you to assume ANYONE would want to play D&D with him 😂

[@stinky6521]

@@constantdisappointment5658 what u said!!!!!

[@stokesa3122]

Jeff the Killer. They got it from Jeff the Killer. He was popular back then.

[@legendyx304]

I kind of want a real movie or a little series about Jeff The Killer, Idk why, I just want to see it for some reason, and I just hope nobody messes it up

[@Querymonger]

@@legendyx304 there's nothing to "mess up", the original story and concept sucks. Internet Historian already made the best version possible

[@Rachaer]

@@legendyx304 same, but i want it to be satirical, the creepypasta kinda glorifies self harm

[@arifhossain9751]

You should watch/listen to The Dark Somnium's reading of the "new and improved" Jeff the Killer story. Its uploaded in separate episodes like chapters in a novel

[@moezfoez]

@@legendyx304 they'll probably slenderman it and not make it like the original source material at all lol

[@lizzzardontwolegs]

"He stitched his eyes and his smile... " It looks like a potato that someone cut a smiley face in.

[@MS-xk1ne]

I feel like Shane's character being called paedobear is some kind of sick inside joke. 😷 Cos that whole character background is irrelevant to the main story. Cripes. Ty for all the likes, I've never gotten this many before. Glad lots of u agree.

[@nickirkland1347]

Funny to think that somebody did a research on him before casting and found out about that but didn't dare to call him out so they're like "oh I know a nickname for shane's character :)" lol jk tho

[@doubtful_seer]

I still can’t believe pedobear memes were a thing. I hated it then and I hate it more now that I’m associating it with Shane

[@ginoyesano5649]

@@doubtful_seer But wasn't the pedobear meme made to mock pedophiles?

[@AttackShadow3463]

@@ginoyesano5649 pedobear was just a meme but it soon became the mascot for pedophiles.

[@MS-xk1ne]

@@doubtful_seer oh man, same. 😷 It's so gross. Paedophilia is NO joke.

[@noxturne16]

The scariest part of this movie is Shane’s acting and humongous ego

[@kira_rza4593]

Did you bring the tequila joseph

[@quin2920]

The JoJo fans are fucking everywhere. And I'm one of them.

[@noxturne16]

killa_rza ofc I did

[@noxturne16]

Quin Bellnier ayyy fellow JoJo fans in the wild

[@d4peters86]

How do you do

[@rogersmith3295]

NOTHING about Shane Dawson aged well. Even himself.

[@xshullaw]

The only 2 videos I liked got taken down. F

[@therighteousbeaver]

Yeah I mean your not wrong

[@HopePapernacky]

Jesse Hayes I already had it

[@alecwhite4029]

So did the children

[@s_mai8970]

he looks absolutely crusty and homeless except he's not fucking homeless man wtf

[@Montesama314]

"You type 'I did it for the lulz'" "I did it for WHAT?" See, that is the right answer. Instantly relatable character.

[@sourgummiez8872]

When the little girl says "sometimes they do it with their pants off", referring to men on the webchat... yeah, that was probably Shane lmfao

[@YakubiteZillions]

Oatmeal

[@lunaa5005]

ChairMan Raisins

[@sourgummiez8872]

@@lunaa5005 cookies

[@radiantinnbroadcasting509]

Cereal

[@cameronpeterson6734]

The ending where they all shout "for the lulz!" In unison was just cringe

[@doanale3344]

The whole movie is cringe

[@tiajoseph7309]

@@doanale3344 That part put the cherry on top though. The pedo bear jokes added the sprinkles.

[@luisf2793]

That sounded like the dumbest fraternity/cult ever made.

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

For the cringe!

[@errorduck]

I feel like if the teacher turned out to be Smiley then the killer would've had a bit more motive, like: the teacher was obsessed with the meaning of life and talking about nihilism and all that. So wouldn't it make sense then if you took the classroom scenes as a way to foreshadow that the teacher is the killer and his motive is his dislike of the younger generation's apparent apathy towards life. All the talk about particles and computers in ones mind could've been used as a means to explain Smiley's ability to appear out of nowhere, perhaps the teacher figured out a means of teleportation via computers? But as he believes everyone will kill each other before these cool things can be invented, wouldn't it make sense that he'd use it to fulfill an ironic justice upon the younger generation by killing for the lulz? So, to fix this movie: make the teacher the villain with a twisted sense of respect for life, he believes the younger generation is too flippant and uncaring, therefore undeserving of life. After discovering a means to teleport through computers at will, he becomes Smiley, and begins his slaughter. He becomes obsessed with the main character because she appears to have a like mind opinion on the world, but things and events happen that eventually lead to the discovery of Smiley's identity, the main character tries to kill him as in the original movie, but is thrown out the window, Smiley leaves believing she is dead, but she's alive and the second movie could be about her taking revenge (you can also keep the cops not believing her, as there is no proof of forced entry into the buildings/homes of the murdered and the Smiley cases are chalked up as a part of a suicide challenge or something of the like, which can be used to reference another way the younger generation is seen as behaving with no respect for life by the teacher)

[@mathnasiumalumni7608]

Stfu I’m eating polish hotdogs

[@tw6rn]

@@mathnasiumalumni7608 no one asked

[@kingmuizz708]

And with that you've made a good movie

[@applesaucer2442]

Would make sense. If you pause it at 8:19 there is a mask on the wall with an obvious smile

[@jackahh]

I already want to watch this version of the movie, preferably without Shane

[@seeingneon]

The fact that they somehow got Keith David to be in this movie blows my mind

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

If this movie didn't age well, neither did Shane's victims in real life.

[@yoshikagekira3416]

Caught you early

[@gerryjweathersthethird5284]

You... again...

[@funnymonke8739]

We did it boys, we found him.

[@lwkafflx]

YOU ARE EVERYWHERE

[@pbp420]

Xavier Azhar english please 🖤

[@ioquealve6512]

Why does Shane Dawson's face looks like it's a bad CGI

[@christianmcbrearty]

Because it is. His whole existence is a government ploy to place an alien into human society. They wanted to test if people would notice.

[@Dani._.407]

@@christianmcbrearty woah-

[@alexdavis1235]

Christian McBrearty nah that’s Mark Zuckerberg

[@nataschamcgregorian6313]

Gabby Davis no that was Rasputin

[@quinn4963]

PLOT TWIST Nicholas Cage was smiley

[@xxbigdumpyxx8624]

Now this... This is a theory I can get behind

[@casper6405]

So smiley is the protagonist

[@americansounds1087]

Oh crap

[@dairycans]

i need to hear nic cage say i did it for the lulz. I NEED IT

[@quinn4963]

dairycans YES 😂😂😂

[@LineofBorax]

“I think I am high on your marijuana” No No you ain’t 😂🤣

[@Mintylight]

The director has NEVER seen a high person or been high himself. I mean, fair enough then, but how about you do a little research to be able to give directions. But no, no effort was put into this whatsoever.

[@mymelody4811]

@@Mintylight fr, if it was that girls first time her eyes woulda been red asff

[@walsh9080]

​@@Mintylight Sam Raimi tried getting actors to actually smoke weed for the evil dead movie. He realised this was a mistake; when a good chunk of the actors couldn't remember their lines and couldn't stop giggling.

[@spleeneater9481]

sucks that the movie sucks, smileys character design is very interesting

[@spleeneater9481]

@Nathaniel Arndt yeah. The character leigon from dead by daylight looks kinda similar tho, so atleast j have that.

[@ogrynmod1765]

Yeah....I love it really....Tho the movie FUUUUUUCK

[@dewcranzz]

@@spleeneater9481 I never noticed that, but yeah they do look sorta similar

[@JudgementSkull]

I just look like the roblox face

[@worm9862]

@@JudgementSkull Yeah as soon as you look intently at it it does literally look like a smiley face and it's kinda so absurd it's funny, but the blood coming out of the stitches is pretty fucked, too bad this movie is pretentious garbage and has Shane Dawson and Tobuscus.

[@oceanmanjotarokujo8574]

Shane Dawson rlly thought he was Leonardo DiCaprio huh

[@JayDonagh]

This film is so unbelievably stuck in 2012 that watching it in ANY point during the future is like drinking aged milk. Come to think about it, this movie was trash in 2012 but I think we were more naive back then.

[@livwake]

Blue the Mobster not saying the movie is good but is any 2012 KZbin content good today

[@JayDonagh]

@@livwake You make a good point there, looking back a lot of it aged pretty terribly lol

[@ryancee7]

I agree with this, like I can put on Mean Girls and while it has some aged parts, it doesn't cram early 2000s in your face the WHOLE time like Smiley does with 2012 lol

[@visassess8607]

Dude, everyone knew it was trash in 2012

[@laterferaligatr2947]

Meanwhile I can watch and rewatch Terminator 2, no matter how old it is

[@twohorsesinamancostume7606]

Beatlejuice has more charisma and screen presence than everyone in this movie combined.

[@MickeyMallone.]

Candyman's hook has more charisma, and it's covered in the blood of murdered morons.

[@neon6944]

Shane Dawson is the textbook definition of “didn’t age well.” Whoever told this man he was a good filmmaker has dementia.

[@Rise65487]

Or as been groomed by him

[@neon6944]

@@Rise65487 or was profiting directly from him

[@TheJolle]

So Shane has dementia?

[@starstorm5338]

Or an alien

[@Dontneedonek]

😂😂😂 true

[@hannahcooke7616]

Pretty sure the “I hate my selfie 2” short was another Shane Dawson related thing, some sort of short film video based on a chapter of his book

[@hard.g0re]

Yep pretty much iirc

[@NPC-nn4qe]

Dear god, he _WRITES_ shit?!

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

He should've made a horror movie about his cat and the monster being Shane Dawson himself

[@RyderTheGayRaptorUwU]

NUT

[@RyderTheGayRaptorUwU]

Spottedhusky on stomach

[@calmgoodfire4662]

So predator vs small child?

[@robertseba1795]

He probably has made it already. He just hasn't published it yet.

[@bartsimpsonanoffan]

I've seen your profile before

[@Zarvanis]

How could you NOT mention that Keith David was in this movie? He's an actual actor with credible roles. Requiem for a Dream, Mass Effect, Platoon, The Thing, and a lot of other stuff. How the hell did he end up in Smiley of all movies?

[@jadenbryant9283]

Late but yeah how big of a budget did this movie have

[@AnikMonette]

Dunno... life is full of highs and lows, and maybe it was a low point for him(still gotta eat!)😏

[@balsalmalberto8086]

Don't forget They Live. Its has one of the best fight sequences in cinema history.

[@reedsylvier5250]

Plus amazing singer and voice work like Dr facilier from princess and the frog and husker in Hazbin hotel. Hope he got paid well at least wow

[@TekTheNinja]

It actually does make sense that they'd refer to him as pedobear for reporting them actually. Pedobear as a meme came from 4chan where it was spammed to signal moderators that illegal content had been posted.

[@charliemaline223]

Interesting

[@kellynmchugh9464]

Kool

[@boxman7044]

.....don't look at me

[@olivialane777]

well then we can add that to the list of many reasons why this movie aged horribly

[@fenrirwolf4157]

@@boxman7044 watch you gonna do about it?

[@bonnibelbubblegum]

I didn’t age well either but here we are

[@tenebryste0313]

lmao.

[@Regularcayden1]

Ok

[@nessybite]

My dad hasn’t aged well

[@nessybite]

He’s like 7 billion years old

[@triggeredbeetle5370]

Nessy bite sad

[@mirriam6997]

I just realized that if he stitched his eyes closed then he would look more like this 😌

[@LostandWithered]

more like 😑

[@Elle...]

And he would still have a nose

[@Thurston86]

I am your 1000th like.

[@AndromedaD]

=)

[@philosopher147]

@@LostandWithered no because he carved a smile, not a straight line

[@andreajasyl2655]

i would watch Shane’s conspiracies and videos of him with Garrett, honestly I knew he had older videos but never looked into them. Then when I found out what his past videos were I was disgusted, literally how did that not come to light sooner

[@beanoid6066]

Yea I used to watch him and I tried to watch his older videos but they were just off, he seemed off and I felt disgusted by his older videos

[@scoutsalem9926]

he had been exposed like 3 or 4 times over the years its just people kept flocking back to him

[@suzysuzuki8865]

When I was younger I laughed my ass off at his older vids, cringy now but back in the day I thought they were funny as fuck

[@thehorrorhound6575]

@@scoutsalem9926 just like Logan

[@Notyourz3]

Unpopular opinion: blasting sounds by x400 isn’t a jump scare

[@JesterJ101]

What do you mean loud=scary

[@confusedaf1112]

@@JesterJ101 red means scary too

[@docmercy3660]

How is this unpopular?

[@TheRookie01010]

@@JesterJ101 no loud=funny now

[@MataNui.]

You know when you say unpopular opinion you're not supposed to state an obviously popular opinion right?

[@MrCotchios]

Smiley: *teleports behind you* Smiley: "Nothing personnel, kid."

[@absolveandy]

Ok

[@kingfordvr5863]

Oh no don’t say kid

[@kingfordvr5863]

@Dildo Shwaggins is this a joke or?

[@neglectsin603]

Personal?

[@daeryk6424]

Jason: First time?

[@Personalinfo404]

I've never liked shane dawson, and the fact that he's losing his fan base is satisfactory

[@pokaay3163]

“She’s black, she just slaps her keyboard” is what got me 😀

[@hitmanscat5865]

Agreed

[@supercatush]

Same

[@liama3287]

It is triggering as hell the clips he showed. It is so bad

[@okandinactive1966]

i have the same opinion. i always thought the guy was a creep. it’s funny how we were right since the beginning.

[@awetistic5295]

The fact that this movie unironcially thought you could make the phrase "I did it for the lulz" sound creepy and ominous kind of makes me fall in love with it.

[@bloof5455]

I remember seeing the trailer for smiley and thinking “ew” before moving on and forgetting it until now.

[@YakubiteZillions]

Oatmeal

[@amarionrich6642]

AHHHH. Oh it's not him. Don't scare me like this

[@simonkelly1410]

First time I seen this was in family video but I thought the guys face was too creepy so I didnt want to watch it

[@bloof5455]

Amarion Rich 😳

[@amarionrich6642]

@@bloof5455 hello, how do you feel about a boy with your name

[@jesterroyal5016]

"she's black. she just slaps her keyboard" my fucking god

[@ratatouilledrinksclorax9897]

The internet was a strange place with werid comedy back then Nothig has changed just different kinds of werid and strange

[@annatoth1448]

@Myracle Woodford 9:53

[@weasley2o13]

Yeah, that's what your fucking President did for 4 years straight. Just slapped away at his keyboard. Incredible.

[@annatoth1448]

@@weasley2o13 ayo who hurt you bro

[@jesterroyal5016]

@@weasley2o13 my president

[@catliker49]

''i did it for the lulz, i did it for the lulz, i did it for the lulz''-- *teleports behind you* nothing personal kid

[@annakozuki8950]

personnel*

[@alie5146]

Midnight Saw Your Browser History is that a Henry stickmin reference?

[@annakozuki8950]

@@alie5146 :)

[@novadselir1068]

Now that would have made this movie actually bearable.

[@noahhecker6672]

And it was just a fat neckbeard the whole time.

[@erikagibson5171]

i remember seeing a thumbnail with smiley on it when i was young and being absolutely terrified

[@foxooverlord]

me too

[@misakimanjoume]

Shane: gets called a pedobear *That one didn't age quite so well*

[@artur6912]

It's called method acting.

[@smileplease_91]

@@artur6912 Damn, that's savage. 😂

[@smileplease_91]

@Jason Wallenberg Mine or Misaki's?

[@danieldoesdumbstuff]

The cat says otherwise

[@menekro3168]

It was a spoiler

[@remito7839]

Next horror movie. A monster that bonks people and leaves a picture of a laughing emoji which just reads: Vibe check! Bottom text!

[@josepholberding2776]

That could work as like a twenty minute short film.

[@TallMasked0NE]

Best horror villian

[@justincarter5009]

I mean have you seen the video about the guy hitting with a spoon. This could legit work.

[@cctomcat321]

@@justincarter5009 *_Over and over and over and over and over and over and over... And over and over again._* You don't mess with the Ginosachi.

[@justindeleon1010]

@Rose I'd like to think he shouts it as he hits you

[@mmalinoff5290]

I can’t stop laughing at how serious the professor is trying to be when he says, “Do you want to do something Ashley? For the lulz.” I love the edits you added in so funny!

[@bloodyneptune]

The saddest part is that there's just _no_ way he got paid enough to do that

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

Also was he implying she wanted to have sex with him? Like, in 2012??? Any professor would have run away screaming "do not sue me please!"

[@knivspit]

the way shane made his character in the movie the exact opposite of him in real life

[@TobiasJojo]

Causes someone to almost die "ArR wE bAd pEoPlE?"

[@YakubiteZillions]

Oatmeal

[@dellar.6082]

DANCINDari well.... if he’s a pedo bear then....

[@thelich781]

Oatmeal

[@masterchef6989]

@@thelich781 mealOut

[@tameflames]

“Are we the baddies?”

[@Gloobly]

why would she pick up the gun? that’s incriminating herself and putting her DNA on the crime scene bro

[@Yndd76]

JDIZZ 05 why are you locked in the bathroom

[@gwynmoth3940]

Like in final destination... 3... 2... idfk where he picks up the knife. Also she tries to grab a cloth and apparently she put her cloth in a knife block.....? And tried to grab it??? Speaking of which the black guy is the same guy. I recognise that voice anywhere.

[@Funnyowl69]

Final Destination 1, Alex picks the knife off up his teacher, Valerie

[@shinymetagross1666]

*Clicks video* Ad: "Cats are endlessly curious about everything!"

[@boomuzza1905]

Shiny Metagross AHSHSHEJNE

[@micanikko]

I didn't ask to be in that Ad!

[@ninth224]

@@micanikko bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh rbub

[@tonypeppermint5329]

D:

[@noodleMarten]

Then he died

[@pastellandscape4286]

I don't understand why Shane did and said some extremely twisted, gross and incriminating things, made one fake apology with nothing really proving him innocent and everyone with smashed together makeup for brains (the beauty community) just forgave him and brushed it off somehow

[@notsyzagts7967]

It's quite obvious. He did it for the LULZ.

[@Dinjur]

Waiting for the sequel FROWNY starring YMS

[@Keyser___Soze]

This should have more likes

[@whimsybomb7929]

Jokes on you, that movie is taking place currently in real time with Shane Dawson's career

[@TransWomanTalksOnYouTube]

Just like I'm waiting for someone to point out Shane's stupid Bully Maguire haircut

[@DarkShadic9632]

Fan Review *I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye*

[@ickycat4380]

F r o w n y hahhh

[@Magicw1zrd]

“I can hardly notice the raycons are there” definitely isn’t a problem when I go into the shower, and forget they’re in.

[@lewisbaitup6352]

Oof

[@maxdjikaev1136]

Magicw1zrd i’m high as shit, i thought raycons where water proof

[@angelosanti9761]

I check every time

[@venusvenus_]

yea they’re water resistant i believe

[@PajamaManor]

No! I accidentally left them in my pocket and they didn't break in the washer.

[@stopthisatonce]

I can't believe they dragged poor Keith David into this "film".

[@anthonybramante2921]

And Roger Bart :(

[@roundabout468]

He was also in Chain Letter, a similar movie where he played a similar role.

[@angrymanmike9285]

I know man, it seems torturous.

[@afierymess2307]

Keith friggin David You know... friggin Al Simmons

[@vidmaster5916]

How tf they get the arbiter

[@VortexTheProto]

I loved the part where smiley said “it’s smiling time” and smiled all over the screen

[@keirareneau]

as an aspiring filmmaker myself, it’s kind of discouraging that films like this are getting pitched and funded when there’s so many genuinely good screenplays being written by aspiring filmmakers. or maybe it’s promising that some production companies have such low standards?

[@brainman67]

Totally man it sucks but the industry wants only money

[@hashvendetta7226]

Welcome to the land of unbridled nepotism. Why do you think Hollywood is so fucked up? People in general have not become less talented and creative, the tribe of Hollywood trust fund losers have cemented themselves into positions where they will never be removed. They have zero talent or redeeming qualities, but they were born into it and decide what gets made, who stars in it, and what "trends" become mainstream. The entire industry is spiritually/morally/creatively bankrupt. The only thing to do is never support them. Stopping the flow of money is the only hope to right the ship and have things organically correct themselves.

[@toecutterjones]

Dude my thoughts exactly.

[@SirArthurTheGreat]

Hash Vendetta I mean that’s capitalism dude

[@hashvendetta7226]

@@SirArthurTheGreat yeah, cause a socialist society would totally produce better movies, through the process of meritocracy.. right? big brain comments here, folks. What's it like being a full grown person with a child's mind?

[@d.jthomas2773]

the worst crime in this movie is wasting Keith David and a half decent villain design

[@missmadhousse]

I literally became so pissed. He's my childhood, he plays my fucking favorite character, Arbiter. Like, Arbiter vs. The cop, I literally. I LITERALLY CANNOT.

[@luigi-yx7nc]

True. The protagonist is a great actress too. She was in a western horror called the wind where she was basically going crazy in this homestead in the middle of the desert while being haunted by her emotional baggage and the fucking devil himself

[@beancheesedip8337]

And what's really awful is the fact that even with the awful script, he's legitimately good. Like, that's just a testament to how good of an actor he is.

[@HeavyShores]

Candyman *DEFINITELY* gets a pass. One of the best horror villains ever written

[@greereep4390]

You sir are not lying

[@foresta-2684]

amen

[@oogaboogabe3464]

Also when candyman's motivation clicked with me that was one of the coolest realizations I had watching a film

[@atlas6864]

i would like but the likes are at 69 so i cant

[@Ashden_Lynnwood]

at least those old movies like Friday the 13th Nightmare on elm street all those not including Chucky had motives for their movies

[@BleedingDinoLove]

I hate that I know this, but.... There's a post credit scene where Ashley's eyes popped open, meaning it's a slasher movie with a body count of zero and sequel bait.

[@shubydoobydoo3212]

"I did it for the lulz" that sounds like a 40 year old trying to be "hip"

[@isleep5633]

That sounds like a boomer trying to fit in with zoomers and gen z's

[@legoman9195]

Yeah you’re right

[@EggGorlComics]

I am 38 and work for many younger kids and find myself doing that shit all the time. Boomer cringe happens naturally😂

[@rageagainstmyhairline5574]

Hello. 39 year-old here. Can confirm, if I ever tried to be 'hip', that's something I'd probably say in order to attain 'hipness'.

[@YakubiteZillions]

Oatmeal

[@justyouraveragegamer8733]

“Why did you make so much edgy jokes?” Shane: I did it for the lulz

[@mr.jameson218]

Except most English speakers know English.

[@omnical6135]

@@mr.jameson218 are you trying to say "lulz" isn't english?

[@mr.jameson218]

@@omnical6135 Nope, care to take another look?

[@ryebreadthebread]

J want to like this comment but it’s at 666 likes I can’t ruin that

[@soggyramen6031]

Smiley is legitimately a better person than Shane Dawson if he really did tuck a random girl in

[@damperemu4445]

Shane Dawson is an amazing person but ok

[@callumwarren3342]

@@damperemu4445 I hope this is ironic

[@cloudy1815]

DamperEmu you a whole different kind of stupid

[@camilleenvy]

@@damperemu4445 *AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH* Oh wait you're serious?

[@bluefalcon6356]

@@damperemu4445 Jonah J. Jameson: wait, you're serious?

[@ElFreakinCid]

I love how Tobuscus and Keith David are both the best thing about this movie, yet they're barely IN the movie.

[@maxhydekyle2425]

Shane was really repping that mid to late 2000's scene kid hair for a long time.

[@rox1331]

I love how you can completely roast Shane with all those clips of him being racist/creepy without being a dramatic ass tea spill channel😄 much more enjoyable

[@sweethomealabama6395]

i kinda like that, u dont have 2 b some drama channel 2 send shane 2 the depths of internet hell and hatred for the horrible shit he did lol

[@jakeking974]

"I think I'm high on your marijuana" I concur, my fellow marijuana smoker. I too am quite high on this marijuana.

[@mae9911]

I love how smiley looks, it could have been a great horror villain. It’s a shame he was in a movie this bad

[@theinfiniteking]

"The dungeon master never gets the princess" That's because the dungeon master IS the princess!

[@ajkcool]

That's exactly what I was thinking...

[@1caru_s886]

Am I the only one who thought of Ford being Princess Unobtainabelle in Gravity Falls ??

[@Scarlettt343]

When Shane called that six year old "sexy" I cringed.

[@EmIdc]

yeah it's common sense

[@soltandvinegar]

I experienced extensive physical pain

[@Giraves]

I think the clips after about him were even worse than him saying that somehow

[@Space_CowboyHD]

I still lean towards him just having super edgy taste in humor back in the day (a lot of us did) and making jokes that went too far/didn’t hold up. I still remember watching the “I checked my analytics and I have a lot of sex offenders so eat a cocktail weenie please” bit, and it was pretty funny at the time, still a pretty solid joke when delivered well, but having her eat one on camera is a bit much. I don’t know the whole context of the “she was sexy” line, so I could be completely wrong, but could he have meant that she was *sexualized* instead of *sexy*? Could’ve been a Freudian slip

[@pyajamabottoms8792]

@@Space_CowboyHD pedo apologist much? Other than that, which yes he did mean sexy, there were many other things he did. Asking a 15 year old to twerk on camera, kissing an underage girl, those creepy videos with his 12 year old cousin, those all happened too. He doesn't deserve any more chances at all. And I'm not even going to get into it about the terrible racism and dehumanizing of black people, or his conduct towards animals.

[@mega7070]

Wouldn't 99% of them spell it "lols" and it wouldn't work? 😂

[@Novasky2007]

Smiley appears as a giant paperclip and asks if you know how to turn on auto correct... SpoOpy!

[@generalmukmuk]

these are the %1

[@ksh2596]

"Beware the last man, doing things only for the lulz" - Nietzsche probably

[@anybodyelse2050]

“I did it for the lulz” -the director on the making of this movie

[@wynngwynn]

Remember in Shane Dawson's "Not Cool" movie how they tried to make "Totes Retar" A thing? I do.

[@cheezburgrproduction]

It was totes retar

[@ExecutionerDan]

The hell is totes retar?

[@TheSaiyanPrincess89]

@@ExecutionerDan It's meant to be shorthand for "totally retarded." But no one speaks that way so it was definitely a failure in dialogue writing.

[@ExecutionerDan]

@@TheSaiyanPrincess89 bruh

[@friendoftheoyster3906]

It all deserves to be forgotten

[@magnaillusion6085]

"Pedobeaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuur" is probably the best line of this movie.

[@bw-xv2rz]

best line in any movie, honestly

[@bigt7706]

Pidoebaaaaaaarrrrrrre

[@jaguarenduda]

my last name is Binder and I freaked out when you said that’s Shane’s name in the movie I do NOT want to have anything in common with that man

[@zombie5505]

Last names are different, usually have a backstop, that's not a first name kinda thing