SWIPED - An Impossibly Bad Teen Movie

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[@lamocontentgay75]

“This app has no age restrictions FBI: come on bro can we get a break

[@Buugzy]

Lmao

[@dad_bot_3924]

Lmao

[@cocosloan3748]

Subscribed!

[@josipperkovic1668]

Fun for the WHOLE FAMILY!

[@juuls2099]

this is an ez sub from me

[@Matt-zu2lu]

So the app doesn’t have an age restriction and you don’t need to use your name? Yeah I’m sure no crimes will be committed using this app

[@tsungimangwiro2466]

Pedophiles and serial killers will abuse the hell out of it.

[@Matt-zu2lu]

Shanique Murasaki exactly

[@JeanMarceaux]

@@tsungimangwiro2466 what no no way this could happen this is literally impossible they will have a line in user agreement that says no crime pls lolol

[@kodyrowe-manns6360]

Yea this would be a horrible app in real life

[@2007ghettonissanaltima]

They obviously wasn't thinking when they made this movie

[@grezledragon]

"no age restrictions!" nope nope NOPE nope nope nope

[@infiniteblaz3416]

So much nope

[@mahtpav6389]

N O P E

[@humanisme6746]

N! to the O! to the nope n o p e N O P E

[@penginlord9396]

FBI OPEN UP

[@ubt__________]

Yes

[@forgottenshadows7548]

an app named Jungle and they missed the chance to say "we should swing sometime"

[@Halo_Legend]

Love it, wholesome comment, makes me think of George from the jungle or whatever it was called

[@Kaiser-jo3uj]

I thought of meat packaging industry when you said jungle I would be legitimately surprised if someone actually knew what I'm referring to.

[@commandercat10]

@@Kaiser-jo3uj I do not know that you are talking about

[@dommc9681]

@@Kaiser-jo3uj I mean, that’s a pretty common book to be taught about since it changed so many things regarding the industry

[@NDDGMRA]

@ᒪITTᒪᗴ ᖴᖇᗴᗪ ᗷᒍÖᖇᑎᗩ curious george

[@luzie7270]

Honestly, the whole movie is like lele pons wrote the script. It's so horribly bad

[@Cinko420]

luzie72 This movie is "Amigos 2."

[@aniketpatil793]

Also the movie looks like it was made for tv

[@amoru1012]

@@aniketpatil793 well,it's for netflix so

[@theanonymouslad5926]

Lele pons could probably make a more interesting movie

[@Jelloitsme]

the anonymous lad yeah the addition of another language would make this more interesting. You know, the only thing she could possibly add

[@TanstA]

The director behind this is bullying a 17 year old youtuber for critizing it. Smh. Pathetic. Just like her directing skills.

[@brandonfoley7519]

Who?

[@tyrkun1624]

@the sniper of Stalingrad Who's Joe?

[@Oyasumi05]

@@tyrkun1624 you absolute fool, you cretan, you fucking moron, you've fallen for his trap and will now suffer consequences

[@Oyasumi05]

@@tyrkun1624 Joe mama

[@tyrkun1624]

@@Oyasumi05 NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@jessicaa.1894]

Dude introverts are so misunderstood. The teacher probably thought she was rewarding him

[@SalahEddineH]

YES! Teachers used to do that to me, even in primary school. (I was good at French, which is the second language here, but passable at everything else, and the French teacher was always like "Alright, you, come show them how it's done") I'm now a high school teacher and I usually ask students, privately, if they want to come up and show their work. Many jump at the occasions, but others prefer to turn in their work and sit back, and that's fine too. Cheers!

[@HanCae]

@@SalahEddineH awww

[@florencepierce1864]

Yeah but it comes off just the opposite! Razzie Awards on High Alert.

[@Builder-]

HE SHOULD REVIEW CRAWL

[@Ok_Butterscotch1549]

I had a teacher do that too me once. I literally just said “no thank you” until she gave up. That could’ve been bad in hindsight

[@tre177]

"with every mental disability on earth" *shows jake paul* this is art

[@sebastianknight7187]

"People aren't just mean to people right away for no reason." As a cashier at a gas station, I must disagree.

[@avocado3-in-182]

Retail employee here, I am with you 😔

[@ashikjaman1940]

Well, there is a reason, you work in retail. Is it a good reason? No. Does it make sense at all? No lmao. People just disrespect retail workers a lot

[@tomoloughlin3136]

267622 oh true except for the fact people need to eat I think you forgot about that

[@ashikjaman1940]

Lonely Homie Hey, I’m not agreeing with these people. I’m just saying the reason they’re mean is because they view retail workers as somebody they can be mean to.

[@konan2206]

@@ashikjaman1940 faaaacts. I worked at Wal-Mart when I was 18 and a man was yelling at me, throwing a fit cus HIS card was declined. Like Bro wtf. I started crying from the stress of the situation and he had the audacity to call me a baby and start baby talking me. People can be so mean if you work to check their items out

[@IreneRudnyk]

Did i just get shouted out by Elvis? Now I can die peacefully.

[@eli-uk2ov]

Irene Rudnyk you’re a super talented photographer btw!

[@brainman67]

It's cool that you're from Calgary. but do you take photos there? Are there actually enough interesting things to take a photo of? Only asking because I lived there and that didn't seem like the case

[@theholynut8598]

Woot

[@brainman67]

That is cool I always respect local talent

[@librathebeautifulwarmonk1283]

Thanks for this

[@Barni2212]

No age restriction, No verification, No address, no name. Hmmm this app sounds like the perfect thing for dark web human trafficking. Your victim happily comes to your door front.

[@aroach4689]

8:58 No, this is actually very realistic. Some teachers seem to think things like introversion and anxiety are a myth, and go out of their way to put students in stressful situations to cure them 🙃

[@mutt9779]

Are you sole sort of Bambi obsessed Furry? Or am I reading way too much into your profile pic(which is totally plausible lol, I'm really not accusing you, the picture is just unsettling and I can't tell if it's just me or not) Considering the internet these days....

[@aroach4689]

@@mutt9779 I do engage in the furry community occasionally, but I mostly just like the image. It's called fab bitch.png on my computer lmao

[@genjishimada5592]

Then dont have anxiety then

[@usagibnuuy2070]

@@genjishimada5592 just don't get depressed

[@genjishimada5592]

@@usagibnuuy2070 exactly

[@punishedbung4902]

An app that leads homeless people to shelters. App. Homeless. AN APP. FOR THE HOMELESS.

[@davidgn40]

Some homeless people may have phones. People may be kicked out for not being able to pay rent. Doesn't mean they immediately lose their property.

[@Slippy-Toad-Love]

David GN40 Unless you stay in front of a place with free WiFi, you wouldn’t be using your phone often when you don’t have money.

[@davidgn40]

@@Slippy-Toad-Love there are many places that provide free wifi even when you're outside, such as libraries.

[@aa7146]

@@davidgn40 exactly

[@---tw6qk]

@@davidgn40 "UMmMm ACKTCHUALLY" *pushes glasses up*

[@TESkyrimizer]

This movie has the feel that it was written by a boomer who never went to college, doesnt understand programming and watched the social network once half asleep.

[@shaynegron10]

Ironically the woman that wrote this shit is actually a lawyer

[@kodyrowe-manns6360]

It's hilarious how specific this is but its even funnier how much it makes sense

[@blueismylove3128]

Unfortunately it's written by a woman who attacks 17 year old girls and gets their videos on it removed.

[@Snow-xd4rv]

99% Unicorn+ How old is she? Someone said she was 60, if so, that explains everything

[@Snow-xd4rv]

99% Unicorn+ Also Who was the girl she attacked? What’s her channel name?

[@kencarpenter1363]

With no age restrictions they should have named the app "jail".

Jailbait

[@mkgirl19]

I think what grosses me out most about the concept of the app is how easy it would be to get an STD. Since no one using it will know the name or any identifying information about who they sleep with, it seems like a really great way for someone with an STD to spread it to strangers and face no repercussions.

[@nerkdurgen5574]

Wait a minute Elvis, you're telling me that people don't constantly call each other by their names? That's crazy Elvis!

[@PlagusTheImposter]

I know, nerk! Its so weird nerk! Why does everybody say nothing after they are talking to someone, nerk! What if someone else thinks they are talking to them, then they get embarrased, nerk!

[@nerkdurgen5574]

@@PlagusTheImposter underrated comment, plagus!

[@PlagusTheImposter]

Nerk Durgen thanks, nerk! Nice meeting you, nerk, whats your name? Oh wait, ahahhahaahhaahahahaha, nerk Please save me they trapped me in their basement

[@EmilyDickmesome]

Nerk Durgen I do it tbh

[@lazyken6468]

Yeah, Nerk. Tell him Nerk.

[@rominaconstenla5624]

"I made an app that leads homeless people to shelters". Do homeless people have cellphones?

[@rockbeauty3439]

Some, phones are very important when trying to get out bad situations. Like for job interviews.

[@Raptorworld22]

I've seen homeless people with Facebook profiles and merch stores, having phones is pretty believable.

[@jeanpaulsinatra]

Some of them, no doubt. The real problem is that when it comes to rough sleepers accessing shelters, finding them isn't really the biggest issue in the way. But as the video outlined, the writer wasn't very bright.

[@TrackHustlersENT]

Romina Constenla hell yeah. obama phones

[@eadlynjune]

Yes. It depends on the kind, if you were forced into homelessness it may be different but many vagabonds and hobos have phones. They tend to only use it when there’s WiFi to cut costs, it can be like as low as $30 a month.

[@Ash-my6tk]

“Who reads and walks? No one.” Me:👀 yeah definitely. No one.

[@vuivraalbastra]

Yeah, my friend was doing that and I see other people doing the same on the sidewalks. I think it's a bad habit, how do you focus and what you read without bumping into stuff on the way? I personally find it very uncomfortable and distracting to walk while I read anyway.

[@n0ccca]

I have to walk places 2h a day, so yeah... It's how I pass the time 😄 Also, I'll add I'm puddle- and pile-free for over a decade 😁 Best peripheral vision practice.

[@ceceobinwa6746]

Back in elementary school I'd read and walk everyday while going home, except for crossing the streets of course.

[@GrampsandMates]

Used to do it all the time lol

[@alinao4246]

The other day I ran into a stop sign while I was walking and reading at the same time. Do not recommend, but will definitely happen again.

[@kiatorrette5631]

I hate how so many movies try and portray all men as being just a bunch of sex driven sociopaths

[@isaacmitchell3386]

Same

[@dianevanderlinden3480]

It’s sad. Women meet guys who fit that stereotype, and assume all guys are like that and then give up.

[@ursidae97]

@@dianevanderlinden3480 no they don't

[@SergyMilitaryRankings]

​@@ursidae97 are you trying to imply that there isn't guys like this ? The rise of Andrew Tate and Jordan Peterson would say otherwise

[@ursidae97]

@@SergyMilitaryRankings I'm definitely not saying that. I'm saying not all women do what diane says they do.

[@thefbi9581]

I was expecting a Dora the explorer swiper origin story and I was extremely disappointed

[@saschamayer4050]

11:39 dude, how can you not acknowledge that? 😂

[@caleblewis8169]

Man thats sad I also wish that it was a Swiper backstory

[@tinycervid7679]

His tragic fall from grace and further descent into a life of petty crime.

[@lambybunny7173]

Tiny Cervid that actually sounds like something I’d watch

[@Happy-Pansexual-Imp]

Swiper no swiping

[@SonovKaos]

Lol. He made an app that leads homeless ppl to shelters. Right. Because homeless ppl are just downloading new apps on their smartphones all the time.

[@ButterflyScarlet]

Not to sound pretentious but lots of homeless people do have smartphones. It's considered an essential thing since it can be used for a myriad of things and plenty of places offer free WiFi. Plus you can get them cheap depending on where you shop, if they're secondhand, if you had one before you were homeless etc.

[@marionamewontwork2681]

@@ButterflyScarlet Some places in the world even supply homeless people with credit card readers so they can easily get more money from people since in 2020 so few of us ever carry cash. I havent touched cash for probabbly the last 5 years of my life easy. I hate change and CC are so much easier.

[@scrantonrogueofthesilvertr9031]

Some homeless people have phones. Some homeless people have jobs. Actually an app like this would be great since people like you assume that all homeless people are the stereotype, and would have no use for an app.

[@johnindigo5477]

I mean, smart phones can be cheap at pharmacy's and corner stores. Most people could become homeless even when having a job or steady income. You could lose your house or get kicked out by your parents. Or be a drifter travelling.

[@queerlibtardhippie9357]

you can buy a touchscreen from dollar general for 20 bucks... i mean its gonna have 8gigs max but...

[@_cl0ud9ne]

My ex LOVED this movie and I could never bring myself to watch it. It explains alot, trust me.

[@cm9231]

I assume he's an ex for a reason then... 😂

[@REbers99]

Someone actually enjoyed this movie??

[@ThatNoFbody-ch9ky]

No actual way he enjoyed this steaming pile 😂

[@RecklessInternetting]

"My ex" Yeah good call

[@noah4279]

Is that why they're your ex

[@moxxy3565]

I feel like the "Crab" guys chin was CGIed in post

[@leonardofusaro6029]

i was looking for this comment

[@Josherrificly]

@@leonardofusaro6029 Same!

[@unknownflickz1289]

@Sham Ram the guy who gets mad that a girl wants to know his last name, hes also the dude on the thumbnail of this video

[@laurene988]

I kinda thought 'knock off Zuckerberg' was more dollarstore iDubbbz

[@amshmans3841]

holy shit you right

[@annyleandoer5999]

oh my ...

[@kaithehollow9469]

Just the look, nothing funny came out of his mouth.

[@peirrethechickenwingman8196]

True

[@darrelsam419]

Skinny, unfunny idubbbz.

[@Diphenhydra]

Guess it’ll be the third time I watch a review for swiped in the last two days. It’s okay, I like your reviews.

[@keeleon]

It almost feels like they got "convin$ed" to watch this movie for some reason. I would imagine views of it have gone through the roof after these reviews.

[@Diphenhydra]

@@keeleon if they got paid, that would have to be disclosed to the viewer, us. Danny, drew, and Elvis did not say anything about being paid. However, I do believe this will give the movie more views, though I don't know how much that actually helps them.

[@anthonytorres-cruz1598]

Danny Gonzalez and Drew Gooden?

[@jeffpare6882]

This is my third time watching a review today

[@theanimationlads7598]

tph_dragon same haha

[@Phurzt]

Literally 90% of tinder users use it for not strings hook ups. Very few actually date on it.

[@merlith4650]

that's not true. unless you are speaking from the perspective of a female, in that case.. i wouldn't know because i have used tinder as a straight male. but i think it varies alot depending on region and country. in my local area (norway) i barely see anyone who claim they are using it for hookups.. i changed my location to LA and suddenly 90% of the profiles were just horny people, girls in bikinis and ass pictures. and then on the complete opposite side of the spectrum, i changed my location to what i believe was South Korea and i literally couldn't find one girl with a full selfie of her face. either they were selfies with faces covered up by facemasks or just random pictures of food. the cultural differences of Tinder are hilarious.

[@joshlamb707]

22:38 "Somebody catch her!" *screams* *Literally falls two feet*

[@pippaschroeder9660]

I’m pretty sure there are parks with bigger ledges to jump off than that

[@lucamyotte1314]

Nobody: Everyone on KZbin: let’s talk about this man Noah centineo

[@Ian-oe9wp]

Netflix : watch this noah centineo movie Everyone : no

[@digi88]

fr tho

[@matthewpunk2012]

@#1 ratbag What does the mean?

[@Oyasumi05]

Who

[@MojiBeau]

It’s true even Cody Ko’s girlfriend Kelsey did a madlibs with him of Noah Centineo’s tweets this week. I had literally never heard his name before

[@CalicoJoeJoe]

Who else is here after the director lashed out at everybody's KZbin videos critiquing it?

[@crazyinsane500]

If it wasn't for that, nobody would even know it exists. They took down the KZbin channel, they took down the Twitter account, Swiped isn't promoted (at least for me) on Netflix, and it's Wikipedia page is less than ten sentences and a cast list (Probably taken from IMDB, and likely to be amended with this new information)

[@breeze2082]

Good old fashioned Streisand effect

[@crose1466]

Where can I find this?

[@scottpilgrim1518]

Please help me find this I need need NEED To see it.

[@scottpilgrim1518]

Sanic Is disappointed in you ahhhhhh such wonderful schaudenfraude. Thank you, friend.

[@lpfan4491]

Jesus, listening to the plot is just....that character is basically rushing to jail. Making a prostitutionapp for everyone and anyone and literally hacking everyone else to take down the entire dating-market.

[@catscanhavelittleasalami]

"And this dating app has no age restrictions" They really saw nothing wrong that line and said heck yeah let's keep that in the movie.

[@ally_defrates]

‪The Kissing Booth: I’m proud to announce that I am the worst teen movie on Netflix!‬ ‪Sierra Burgess is a Loser: No, I’M the worst teen movie on Netflix!‬ ‪SPF-18: No, I am!‬ ‪Swiped: Hold my copyright strikes. ‬

[@josetolentino3965]

Tall girl: hello there

[@captainnomekop5056]

Tall Girl: You think your life is hard?

[@1945joshuaruiz]

The kissing booth was not bad ! It’s actually really romantic and I love it .

[@ButterflyScarlet]

@@1945joshuaruiz If you think a creepily possessive dude with wild anger issues who threatens and attacks people when they don't do what he wants (including the girl he's dating) pairing up with a quirky brunette who's lying to her friend about the relationship is romantic then I mean..................okay........

[@smb.]

Pleasecommitnoairinlungs Andchokeonapeach Lmao except with like 100% less bloodily and gore-ry

[@Colorfultography]

I too am a quirky smort girl i read books especially while walking and when people are trying to have a discussion with me

[@ShinigamiInuyasha777]

I read while i walk too! This month i only fell like 5 times

[@DemiBirdDoes]

I actually did that as a kid...wouldn't recommend, you don't make very many friends, except other weird needs...also you walk into a stop sign every once in awhile.

[@noone8130]

Haha I really was out there being that girl just that I grew out of it thank god

[@lydiarand4786]

I actually tried that once when I was a kid. I got a lot of weird looks, walked into a lot of people and never tried it again.

[@jamierabinowitz7102]

I knew someone who did exactly that

[@sound-wizzard]

"Every scene in this movie is probably the first take" 😂😂😂

[@wizzem7890]

Meeting the person you wanted on that app would be near impossible. Like 98% of the people on the app would be teenagers, kids who got dared, creepy people, and kidnappers.

[@stupidactivities1424]

"An app for the blind" "An app for the homeless" "An app for food drives" Next he'll make an app for disabled orphans with AIDS

[@signiko7095]

And then one for people who are new in town!

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

And then he'll make one that actually makes a difference! ... I guess?

[@Melodyofthesea78]

"An app for constipation"

[@paytonsanders4489]

“An app for organ donors”

[@opiateutopia]

@@signiko7095 that was a nice unintentional reference, why did you have to edit it

[@kieralavode57]

Who the hell thought that app would ever be a good idea? No woman would ever use it. It would be the very easiest way to get kidnapped and murdered by some dude who'll never even be caught, what the heck.

[@rohannaterry7288]

don’t forget stis

[@fishgilbert6875]

@@blueslug9084 Nigga what

[@matthewpunk2012]

@@blueslug9084 I thoroughly envy you.

[@breetoldyouso]

@@blueslug9084 uh... congratulations?

[@Tunkkis]

@@fredthefinger7626 That's considerably more normal.

[@user-ye4us8dm3v]

why is no one talking ab how the main characters neck IS SO BIG?? HE LOOKS LIKE A THUMB

[@cm9231]

Or Beaker from the Muppets

[@commandercat10]

@@cm9231 I just remembered that dude because of this comment

[@cm9231]

@@commandercat10 you're welcome lol

[@commandercat10]

@@cm9231 man that was a fast reply

[@cm9231]

@@commandercat10 thanks, I often disappoint my girlfriend with how fast I am

[@dontparticipate240]

17:35 They’re in *COLLEGE* but can only meet guys through an app? Seems legit.

[@metamorphosis4078]

Lool it's like the only place that exists is the college...

[@frosteyeshideout]

..with every disability in the world.... *SHOWS JAKE PAUL*

[@dededeeznuts5986]

Well yeah he's the obvious choice

[@sleepykitty1745]

SoCiOpAtH

[@princesoulger999]

You know. On an unrelated note.

[@razzietazjake7313]

Cyber bully!

[@xaffywalk7841]

he’s a good example of someone with every disability in the world

[@fernandoguadarrama7537]

I've seen all three videos on this movie, now I really hate this movie even though I've never seen it

[@truewickedkittenASMR]

Same.

[@auntchilada8635]

Same

[@MGMAFiend]

I've seen it and now I regret my life choices..(same)

[@Toiletbabe]

same

[@trainsonplanes709]

Same here

[@Bloojaygay]

Make an app where there’s a slider where you can pick how much you lean towards sex or romance and the app pairs you up with someone of similar interests on a similar place on the slider. Boom.

[@motivationallizard3128]

" A teenager with every disability on earth." Shows jake paul

[@whitefang2312]

Motivational lizard 🥺

[@naterk9460]

Being surprised when you find a terrible movie made by Netflix is like being surprised when you find sand at the beach

[@IBagel2]

you see sand at the beach all I see are small rocks

[@baileysubliminals7192]

@@IBagel2 lol

[@josiahagin2100]

@Nater K Wasn’t this a indie film, since you can rent it on Prime Video and KZbin?

[@cypher237]

"I'm not like other girls, cuz other girls don't walk around reading a book everywhere they go, while running into buildings & people..." 💁🏼‍♀️

[@thoryon7767]

I laughed really hard after i read your comment and realized this actually is the character 😂

[@cypher237]

@@thoryon7767 thx, lol... the character isn't self aware either... 😏

[@serra9993]

**actual laugh**

[@atryl]

I mean you use your phone on the street, it's pretty much the same imo. :)

[@thoryon7767]

@Jaiden Rocha its a pretty common spanish decent name here in mt country, i know like 20 ppl with that last name here just in my city

[@CheeseYourself]

The "We don't have time to know a girl's name, we have school!" scene makes me think that Ann Deborah Fishman (the writer, producer, and director) has a condition where her mind can only do exactly one thing at a time and she is completely incapable of doing anything else until she is done with that one thing

[@Patachu665]

"An app that is just about sex, not giving your name and just showing your photos must exist somewhere, but I'm sure it isn't very successful because that's creepy as shit"... *Grindr users sweating profusely*

[@girv98]

Danny, Drew and Elvis are all aspects of the same being *_The Holy Trinity_*

[@cypher237]

Drelvy Goodzalien 👍

[@matthewpunk2012]

Danelvrew Gondenlien 👍👍

[@jxxsway3646]

👍👍👍

[@repulsethemonkey1396]

Wym trinity two of those dudes are the same person nice try

[@theshockinglyeloquentdog9945]

where does Curtis fit?

[@ESimplyJ]

*YO IS THAT THE MOM FROM DISNEY CHANNEL ORIGINAL AND EXCLUSIVE "GOOD LUCK CHARLIE"!?*

[@spicyapplejuice9099]

I noticed that too!!

[@lizek3515]

her career really went downhill lmao

[@DANTVSVERGIL]

It is indeed, I actually had to make sure also.

[@Buugzy]

I wonder if she swallows

[@themonklegend2730]

Eli101Gamer bro what happened to Amy 😭😭😭

[@VancePantss]

"An app that has no real names or strings attached, just a time and place to hook up" that's grindr

[@TheCuteVamp]

But it’s usually for gay people

[@chibicthulhu4382]

@@TheCuteVamp “usually”

[@manyminimoons930]

why does every character in this movie look like they belong in a lifetime movie from 2008

[@DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.]

“No age restrictions” can really, really go downhill /fast/ and would legit never be sold because you legally need that kind of stuff, you know?

[@dannyblantom5243]

FBI OPEN UP

[@sorryifoldcomment8596]

I still can't believe that made it in!

[@donnamitsuki281]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO AGE RESTRICTIONS?? NO. YOU NEED THOSE. 18 AND OLDER,NOBODY ELSE.

[@raychangalarza179]

If "no age restrictions" they didn't even need to care about competition with other apps... they'll be taken down real fast by the law, or the polemic that would come out of it will end u being investigated and well be taken out lol

[@SalahEddineH]

@@sorryifoldcomment8596 you're right. I believe the writer included that line to hammer home how "careless" and "bad" those boy's attitude was, and how bad the app was. (The creator was on one hell of a high horse, thinking she was making some groundbreaking point about hookup culture and standing up for women, instead she made women look like they have no agency and can't just NOT use an app they don't like)

[@dawsonrpowell]

13:18 I always love how whiteboards in movies about programming have random math formulas scrawled on them, as if they didn't bother to ask a single programmer about their job.

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

"As if" you know for sure they didn't even consider that lol

[@nate6360]

"I need my c o d i n g s a n c t u a r y"

[@jameswatson6876]

@@nate6360 That made me lol. I know a few coders and none of them would care, nor would they be upset if their roommate asked them "Hey could you go to the library so I can have someone over?"

[@fiddink6058]

@@nate6360 27 year old gamers when they get kicked out of their parents basement

[@armincal9834]

Why would gamers need a fucking coding sanctuary tho?

[@mochiyeosang1908]

"Who reads and walks at the same time?" me: *awkwardly raises hand*

[@_.sleepyghost._659]

"Bimbo flying somebody catch her" is the only good part about this movie

[@KJ-je9pm]

I've seen high school students make a better quality short film than this

[@demarr5811]

Hes not a fucking good actor overhype actually

[@TheKannon]

@@demarr5811 english please

[@ryancrafar3733]

Wait till you see bird epidemic

[@braindead1168]

Ryan Crafar that movie is a masterpiece in its own shitty way

[@ryancrafar3733]

@@braindead1168 its a masterpiece it have a sequel. Imagine....

[@LEFT4BASS]

I like how this movie goes so hard on the stereotypes of the sexes. Men don’t care about relationships and women don’t care about sex, and for some reason men would be on a dating app that caters to women and vice versa. And it treats the girls like they were victimized by the app that they voluntarily chose to use for its intended purpose. Wow.

[@KaeYoss]

Maybe it's really about #metoo and Hollywood. The way all those chicks who knew what they were doing were suddenly complaining that they're being exploited...

[@dylanjamesbiggs320]

So fricking true

[@iheartlol90]

This movie's plot does a bad job of showing it but it deals with the toxic culture that many women are faced with; some men, who through long standing images and ideals about women have a very toxic, pornographic imagination of women, and young women, which the female characters in this movie are just barely adults, who many times find themselves in dilemmas with relationships and sex; they're exposed to 2 very different ways they should be; the sexy, sex object who many guys are attracted to and the type of women that's pure, type of girl you would marry, not slutty. My problem is that both types are very extreme one way or the other and young women may hear praise and how sexy they are from one side and critisism and that they're a slut from the other,and the sexy, attractive girl is straight from the pornorgraphic imagination that has been displayed numerous times in movies, music video, ads,etc this imagination is extremely sexist. The problem is not what men or women are or aren't doing sexually, it's the ideas being fed to them, the type of culture those ideas and images create and their effect on young women and men.

[@PC-MN]

U got all that from a youtube video and some women actually like to have anonymous sex they find it empowering and I like to talk to women and I'm semi sexual

[@LEFT4BASS]

5P4C3 - M4N I’m not agreeing with the stereotypes. I’m saying his movie shouldn’t reinforce them so bad.

[@StinaMariaxo]

Convincing the whole class to fail with him is some Zac Morris type plot if I ever heard one.

[@Maraxus]

I like how Lance pushes her out a window and she yells like she’s falling multiple floors, but the camera clearly shows they’re on ground level.

[@Bopperann]

"No age restriction" [HOUSE GETS SWATED TO DISTORTED MUSIC]

[@loliSuziloli]

Mia Lia I can hear this comment

[@marctheboi1147]

Dorm*

[@Emmsies_OuO]

[DISTORTED BABY I'M YOURS BY BREAKBOT]

[@panielrosebud]

699 likes

[@CyberSpider35]

Every pedo's favorite app!

[@maxgraff4601]

Why does everyone have heads the same width as their necks in this movie

[@sublimeentertainment66]

Max Graff bruh

[@justsomeguy144]

Now I can't unsee this 6:16

[@sarahsantiago6309]

That’s such a weird comment but now I cannot unsee this

[@PennyPennyPennyPennyPenny]

Yikes! I didn't see it until you pointed it out. It is creeping me out now

[@scarlettherbst]

i was literally thinking it 😂😂😂😂

[@PrajnaIsPrajna-exceptPrajna]

Ah yes, singing in a huge crowd is something I, an introverted nerd, would do. Definitely.

[@thegrandxbunny2073]

We need more characters with crustacean based names like Crab. I mean, we should appreciate crabs more considering this script was written by one sitting on a keyboard.

[@williamhealy6381]

Kid: makes app to lead homeless people to shelters Homeless guy: whips out iPhone X, opens app, gets to shelter Me: *visible confusion*

[@rainygamedays5873]

Ngl Everytime I've been in homeless shelters or near homeless people, they always have smart phones without a fucking doubt

[@haroldbalzac6336]

@@rainygamedays5873 probably government phones

[@lilliansharpe4975]

smart phones are pretty helpful in this day in age, doubt it’s iPhone X tho hahah

[@crowdemon_archives]

@@lilliansharpe4975 unless somehow through some ways they got one lol

[@IggyTheBalrog]

Most homeless folks are people who got kicked out or lost their homes so it's likely they'd have a cheap phone. Rough sleepers are a little bit different tho.

[@annamaidens172]

I love how you Danny and drew all hate this movie the way I do. I can’t believe Netflix actively promoted this garbage to me.

[@Varkolyx]

The prophecy was true all along

[@mssophiad03]

Even more proof that Netflix will literally buy ANYTHING

[@someinternetweirdo6953]

"I made an app that guides homeless people to shelters..." Homeless people... on their cellphones?

[@sorryifoldcomment8596]

The first thing you should get a homeless person is a cellphone! It's even more important. That's the only way they can get and keep a job. The only way they can get access to resources, since they likely don't have a computer, they need to have a way to be contacted. You can go get a burner phone for $15 and then you just buy minutes and add them, like TracPhone, etc. In America at least, they sell them everywhere. It's actually very convenient. They now even sell smartphones with touch screens. What do you think happens to cellphones when people lose their homes lol. The only reason they would is just by not having the money for that, and uhhh, rent is waaaay more expensive. That's my rant lol sorry. I'm not trying to be shitty, just taking advantage so I can go on about how it's just very important we get homeless people easy TracPhones with some minutes, so they can keep in contact with their support network and help grow it. They're likely on probation too. 😒 Also important that people don't forget the insane cost of keeping a home. And if people think if they can afford a phone, then they can afford a home...

[@kowikowi7060]

The ajority of homeless pls have phones in my country, the majority is homeless bychoice

[@jaycraw6978]

@@sorryifoldcomment8596 at least in the state I grew up (Florida) the majority of homeless people had cellphones and were homeless by choice. Despite being illegal in a lot of areas begging for cash can make you more than most decent paying jobs and they dont have to pay income or property tax

[@papasmerf3788]

They're homeless not phoneless.

[@rebornkusabi7264]

I mean... maybe that's why dude is in college and not listed in Forbes as 20 under 20 billionaires article. Because it was an app without a userbase lol

[@GrayveRoseMusic]

Swiped is an apropos title because its in subtle reference to how much fucking time you'll lose and won't get back

[@merkfoolsallday]

Wow, I can’t believe Drew Gooden posted this video on all three of his channels! I watched it all three times!

[@owenbridgers]

same!

[@peachu7]

Yeah dude I was cool with his reupload but after watching this second reupload, I'm starting to wonder if he's just trying to get more views...

[@shorttrash5453]

Danny Gonzalas*

[@basketballchick93]

Same. Tf

[@dickfitzennwell6639]

Chris T who?

[@DivineRose1986]

No age restriction Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat.

[@sarahgray430]

This movie takes an OK concept (that dating apps are stupid, and that we should go back to traditional means of "hooking up" like actually TALKING to other people) but handles it badly. It would probably be better either if it had more jokes (including hilariously BAD matchups) or a serial killer. I don't think it was written by a disabled 15 year old, but by somebody's Mom, and I say that because I myself am somebody's Mom and I know the work of my own kind.

[@joeshmoe6930]

"People aren't just mean to a random stranger for no reason.." Don't get out much do ya?

[@sukidakara4326]

i misheard "one day i'll code an app that will really make a difference" as "one day i'll take a nap that will really make a difference"

[@ravimukerji6609]

same

[@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan]

That sounds like death lmao

[@MamaMOB]

Now THAT would be impressive

[@ampz1466]

That sounds like a way more interesting movie.

[@bea184]

God I wish

[@battlebrother4128]

i've managed to see this movie three times without ever needing to actually watch it! thanks Drew, Danny and Elvis!

[@bluelips501]

i saved all my time and energy from them so im thankful for that. 😊

[@nellrussellstarving_artist1215]

Wait til our dear sweet Elvis finds out about the grinder app... You might get another episode.... (especially about the 11min. through 12min. marks- dear sweet innocent Elvis may redo) lol

[@needleimag5031]

Ikr I kinda want to see them all in one video tbh

[@dissplaymusic]

the beaty of those videos like this one is , you dont need to watch entire movie to understand only 15 - 20 min videos and you understand it all..this guy save us time...thank you Elvis

[@jaguarrose7022]

Listening to you break down bad movies scene by scene is my new most favorite thing. Thank you 😊

[@Oceanblue_Art_]

Is this some kind of PG-13 Disney Channel Original Movie

[@rooksclown316]

It has the quality of one

[@kidoth2609]

Don't put them that low... they weren't THAT bad..

[@KingOfGaymes]

It’s got a Disney channel actor so

[@spookyho5994]

Yeah, except it’s worse in every other way

[@remremkyuun]

Disney channel movies may be cheesy but they aren't this bad

[@lukecalder7536]

It feels like the writer of the movie never used a dating app before.

[@fabiomoreira1506]

Girls according to love app stats only swipe right 5%-7% of the guys. So good luck finding a horny girl for all those short and ugly guys. XD

[@Irraptured]

@@fabiomoreira1506 What does height have to do with anything? Lol

[@fabiomoreira1506]

@@Irraptured a lot of girls want a tall guy. Short guys are invisible to them...

[@Irraptured]

@@fabiomoreira1506 Really? Sounds like girls that aren't worth having around. I'm 5'8 and haven't had that kind of problem. What kind of girls are you going for? lol

[@Oyasumi05]

@@Irraptured people who are rejected because of height should realize those aren't the kind of girls you want anyway lmao

[@nemanjajovanov]

'Who reads and walks?' 'How long does it take to have sex?' Man, this review reveals A LOT.

[@elofkjellson3906]

I am just glad that videos like this exist so that I do not have to subject myself to such torture for a full movie's length. I salute you for your sacrifice to us all, sir.

[@IndicoKuma]

The fact that this was filmed at my college (FAU) makes me ashamed to have attended and graduated from there. Thank you Swiped. You did this.

[@bigblackkid1019]

Ain't that boutta bitch

[@janttc2167]

That's sad

[@aiberlane3390]

Why is Netflix so in love with Noah? They put him in everything even though there's nothing special about him.

[@cww1976]

Netflix didn't make this movie.

[@nathaliaglienke]

The film wasn’t made by Netflix, but I assume it only made to the platform bc of Noah

[@LibertyLocalizer]

cww1976 It sure feels like Netflix made it.

[@Jack-ys2qj]

Because he's a cute racially ambiguous boy for all the teen girls to oogle at- netflix executive probably

[@sideeswipe]

Aiber Lane It's probably cause girls are obsessed with him cause he's eye candy and it takes away from the bad acting of the Rey's of the cast, cause I have to say him, Leigh Alan baker and the CS teacher were the only ones with remotely good acting skills, and that's cause they're veterans in the acting scene

[@yoshiyajoshuakiryu3198]

“People aren’t just mean to strangers for no reason unless they’re having a bad day”. 😂 Met a girl in college and she legit said “I don’t like you” and when I asked why she said “not everyone is going to like you get over it”. She was nice to other people so it was like uhm. What. 😂😂😂

[@-platypus-3454]

"Now a bunch of guys won’t wanna use this app!" I see no issue with this

[@abdullabushlaibi3371]

Girl notices stalker following her Girl: please walk me home and then leave me alone

[@Halo_Legend]

Oh the resignation in that line...

[@monke12354]

"One app assisted homeless people to shelters" How tf a homeless person gonna pay for a phone with internet to use the app

[@OfficialDiffy]

Homeless not phoneless, you'll be surprised that they're many homeless people with phones😂.

[@adamsmith6166]

You could lose your job and apartment and still have your old phone. When it comes to charging it and having internet, you could go to cafes of libraries and use the plugs and wifi there.

[@aubreymorgan9763]

In the USA we have a phone program called "Life Line" Providing a free cell phone to low/no income peoples. Its $5 a month to upgrade to a smart phone with a data plan, depending on carrier.

[@donaldmack2307]

I dont know why some people think that “homeless” means zero possessions. Even if someone were to sell their phone... could they buy a home??? No. A phone is absolutely needed if trying to find a job nowadays.

[@Rotkreuz]

The crazy homeless people you see sleeping on park benches are actually the minority of the homeless population.

[@Grim_Sister]

I love that Crab has no neck and a douchie hairdo. It helps the whole “Please punch me in the face” vibe he exudes

[@markc1793]

If you wanna know if you're old, did you recognise Sally as the teacher because i'm assuming the fact she wasn't mentioned means i'm old and lots of younger people don't know who she is.

[@nightmarefanatic1819]

That's exactly what I thought. Nobody has seen 3rd Rock from the Sun?

[@chrisward9218]

"one of them leads homeless people to shelters" Brilliant! now all we need to do is make sure homeless people have cellphones!

[@KiwiOuiOui22]

That's exactly what I was thinking. Wow this movie is stupid.

[@Bettersucksaul]

There was one app that led homeless people to free donated food crates or food banks and instead a lot of college students used the apps to get to them

[@lillianfox6848]

some people who were kicked out of their homes by parents could really use that app. Those people would likely have phones.

[@VixxKong2]

Those in California do

[@johns9478]

Most of the homeless people I know have cell phones. You can get a cheap android for $20 and service through a budget provider like Mint Mobile for less than $20 per month. That's a hell of a lot cheaper than the $1,200+ per month a studio appartment costs in my area.

[@lolm8376]

I like how the film is just basically just hating on chads and people with sex lives.... makes you wonder who wrote it.

[@lemonnomel9416]

Yeah I get what they're trying to say about how dating apps make people not care about relationships and just objectify each other but the problem is that they don't understand that 1) no relationship formed from a desire to just have sex with someone will never work out in the long run and 2) these mentalities existed before dating apps they just led to unhappy marriages and divorces and packed bars

[@ToxiChaos]

Mumkey Jones

[@suwucidal6936]

A person who does not get laid unlike me

[@ezraf.7759]

the main character is just the guy's self insert, about 200 pounds lighter and better hygiene

[@icedestroyer9816]

lol m8 a fat femenist woman

[@JoaquimGonsalves]

Movies like these make me cry. Like what about us actors who can actually perform? And what about writers and filmmakers who are yearning for funds? Sigh.

[@Melissamms]

The plot point that Lance convinced an entire class to fail is RIDICULOUS (in college especially) since people are literally going into massive debt to get educations and/or get better jobs. Also, I have definitely heard of professors failing entire classes in their course (many classes are also graded on a scale so if any did any of the assignments Lance STILL might have failed while others passed). Also also, CS is definitely not a required general education class unless you're already pursuing something CS related. Why not drop it and pick up a course more in line with your studies? I once had a guy in my psychology class ask to cheat off of me for our electronic test (we were both taking it in the library) and I just told him to fuck off and take his own test.

[@notsotone846]

I'm coming to rescue you on September 20 my beautiful alien bro

[@Varkolyx]

*we are

[@instantkarma5486]

Dammit! I was going to make that joke

[@carissa2985]

Your username........ Ok then.....

[@dreadflares5667]

Ill be there to c it happen

[@your_food_is_ready]

Now that's a reason to raid area 51

[@gooseman300]

This dude's face literally so small and blended into his neck

[@therealest7959]

Christopher Gardiner-Klazinga his face??

[@clubnubdub9079]

Are you you talking about Elvis or the protagonist?

[@gooseman300]

@@clubnubdub9079 the main character. Pause on 2:13

[@clubnubdub9079]

Oh thank goodness

[@kirbymorales4988]

💀

[@sunkuz]

A year late again I know, but project app development is usually a quiz in and of itself. In fact it's not surprising if it's a final assignment/test. So it's even more unbelievable because the teacher could just hit him with "You can wait until the end of the year like everyone else"

[@gumbomanmash6762]

"Who reads and walks" I feel like ive been personally attacked

[@rfldss89]

I especially like that when Lance opens the window the sound of the traffic makes it seem like he's on the 12th for of a high rise building in Manhattan, but then in the next shot it looks like she just jumped out of a ground floor window.

[@smackpopcrackysmak8337]

9:17 “the teacher can’t fail all of us.” Immediately my mind went to Area 51, “They can’t stop all of us,”

[@cooperbrahmsteadt5123]

Spaghetti Souls yes same I had to check when this was made

[@antereaw6178]

I had a chemistry teacher who had a class that didn’t do their science projects that was a big chunk of their grade and a lot of them were already pretty mediocre in the class. So they thought that if none of them did the project then he couldn’t fail all of them but he did. 🤣

[@marywinchester1322]

😂😆

[@korialogo]

What if Elvis the Alien is moving out of 51 before it gets raided?

[@aliciawhite9179]

I wanna like this comment but its at 666 so ill leave it be

[@Misc164]

Elvis’ KZbin is not in dark mode he is definitely an alien

[@j.a.n.u4483]

Elvis:Who reads and walks, no one Me, who loves reading all the time:*cries