THE KISSING BOOTH - An Impossibly Bad Rom-Com

[@squidge477]

The Kissing Booth should’ve just ended with everyone getting some mouth transmitted disease.

[@YakubiteZillions]

Ebola, maybe. That would be fun.

[@pugasaurusrex8253]

*Good ending*

[@jiminycrickets990]

kissing booth turns from a cheesy teen romcom to a disease thriller/zombie apocalypse movie

[@trinaq]

Yes, I'd actually love the movie if it turned into an survival flick at the last moment! 😍😂🎥

[@anniereckshun3103]

The Mono Booth, coming to Netflix 2021

[@confusedaf1112]

The two genders: Football and Doesn't Shut Up

[@victoriaknolton2043]

I think I laughed way harder than I should have but slow claps are rightfully deserved.

[@sorryifoldcomment8596]

Lol that's definitely one way to sum up how American movies and TV/entertainment media/ portray gender! Our boys are raised to inspire to be the best highschool football jock, to get all the ladies. Then they finish highschool, turn 18, kicked out of the house to fend for themselves and **SURPRISE!** actually physical jobs have the lowest salaries lol! and when your manly body wears out? Well, thanks to modern medicine, you actually live like, 40 years more after your body starts giving out! So yeah, actually you were supposed to ignore everything society and your family told you and do well in school, cuz the nerd is now on top. But hey, have fun, be the most manly man out there! (But actually don't get violent with anyone or else you're going to jail.) 🤷 In the real world, imagine how would any of these male characters actually fair in real life, after highschool. Man, boys can just have some of the worst role models in media...it's really bad.

[@theguy660]

Ah yes

[@mr.jameson218]

@@sorryifoldcomment8596 You got your lunch money stolen today, didn't you?

[@CameronKujo]

I'm on your side! Are you okay?

[@arirng2137]

"Stop controlling my life" "No" - Kissing booth, 365 days, 50 shades of grey and every teen romance movie.

[@corahtheskeleton8062]

50 shades of Grey at least didn't oblige the girl to stick around, Grey was just a stalker, in 365, the guy legit kidnaps someone and in the kissing booth... its just really fucking dumb!

[@sparklyqueen12]

Is 24 is teen

[@corahtheskeleton8062]

@@sparklyqueen12 what kind of question is that?

[@sparklyqueen12]

@@corahtheskeleton8062 wdym

[@corahtheskeleton8062]

@@sparklyqueen12 "is 24 is teen"? What the hell does that mean?

[@wickedfox8470]

At this point I think Elvis has mentally snapped from all the bad movies he's seen and cardboard cut out cage is his only friend

[@darkdemonqueen]

Wicked Fox yup. And add in all this quarantine bs and lots of ppl are losing their minds by now 🤪🤪🤪

[@shushles]

extroverts during quarantine.

[@merz-fe7ny]

He worships Nic Cage

[@rafaelalodio5116]

I buy this theory

[@thenumber102k]

no it's just people force him to watch people ruin things he likes, that fnaf video was horrible

[@annarchyzone3233]

Fun fact: This movie originated on wattpad. Explains a whole lot, doesn’t it?

[@madiluvsyou69]

I ruined 69 likes Also yea I saw a story titled ‘the kissing booth’ whilst trying to find my murder mysteries

[@annarchyzone3233]

Winged Rats Fixed uwu

[@sythepie]

yes

[@madiluvsyou69]

ccobuu | bruh I don’t fucking know ,, I clicked on one story similar to it by accident and it just popped up on my home page, and kept popping up until I read it- now I can’t get those types of stories off my home page,, I’m kinda scared

[@madiluvsyou69]

Annarchy Art | damn-

[@thatjustbuttersmycroissant1671]

it's such a shame that stories like this from wattpad get publicized when there are *genuinely* good stories on there.

[@the13throse]

Unfortunately it seems like the only stuff that sells is the generic teenage romance fluff

[@musselsproutss]

I like the story..kissing is the easy part..I read it long ago..but 8 actually felt it was way bettter

[@TrickWiz]

As someone that writes on wp, I feel that😔

[@Barnesofthenorth]

The problem is that good stories tend to be more specialised so have a more niche audience, while things like this are generic and manipulative so appeal to a mass range of people. So they aren't actually good, or better than other stories, even in the minds of people who watch it, it's just it appeals to to such a wide audience that as the current metric of "popular" on Netflix, and kind of in general, is how many people watch it, generic wide reaching stuff gets viewed as more popular.

[@niii5949]

Istg I remember the Watties contest Wattpad was doing and it was the most cheesy, bad written stuff that always won. I've read genuinely good fan fictions on ao3 but never any good original stories on Wattpad. Writing for a teenage audience doesn't mean you shouldn't do you best ??

[@savanna7876]

Be prepared because we’re getting a third one.

[@YakubiteZillions]

Oh no...

[@CarlJohnson-tw2yp]

NO

[@SomeWeeboLoser]

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[@booimmaghost9473]

I’d rather be dead

[@darkdemonqueen]

Every time I think it’s gonna stop 2020 dick slaps me across the face yet again 😳

[@persephonegoldenrod60]

Noah is the guy that tells the whole school you have herpes, just so no one else can have you.

[@miss_chelles1338]

Lmbo

[@chezwickcheese139]

Holy shit hahaha

[@Petaurista13]

Actually informing whole school if you have herpes would be cool idea in "Kissing Booth" It's kind of like mild-HIV for mild-glory hole.

[@flaviomonteiro1414]

I don't mean to be rude... But this comment sound a little bit too specific and personal...

[@Nuck-Fo0bZz]

Something like this would literally never cross my mind. Jesus

[@kookwater456]

Noah: 'I don't start fights, okay. I only finish them.' Elvis: 'And then at the end of the movie, this dude is a douche to him. So he starts a fight.' Me, an intellectual: 'Ah, character development.'

[@DC-YumpyYotemeal_4026]

WoooooWWW GrApEEEE

[@Petaurista13]

tbh law of my country would consider other guy starting. Literally we have law which claims that if you got beat because of your provocative behavior, or your insult Judge may decide to not punish causer. I mean it would have to be real provo not "he looked at me funny." Also if you hit somebody who insulted you Judge may decide to not punish him. P.S. No, it doesn't work with sexual assault. There is no "provoked sexual assault" in out law, if I run around naked and you rape me we would both be in trouble, no option to pass it.

[@Jartran72]

@@Petaurista13 Any time I read a comment from you I have to wonder from what backwards country you are. Neither education, women´s rights or human rights seem to have a priority there. What a dreadful place to life.

[@superninja493]

“It evolving, just backwards”

[@saphira1338]

“Elle”, which means “She” in French, because she’s the definition of generic

[@aishaqurbanova7278]

I think it also means she in Spanish correct me if I am wrong I agree.

[@iamlostagain]

@@aishaqurbanova7278 En Espanol esta "ella." In Spanish it is "ella", which means she.

[@aishaqurbanova7278]

@@iamlostagain oh right it's pretty similar that's why I mistook them Thank you!

[@iamlostagain]

@@aishaqurbanova7278 Awh thanks:D

[@AngieAJ]

She's screwed, haha

[@justkillmeallready4993]

Netflix keeps on pushing these movies into everyone’s recommended

[@serduk8293]

Ah widz zeba

[@chey7TH]

But yet they won't buy the next season of the OA.. ;/

[@AL-lz6px]

Glad my recommendations are full of anime.

[@ryanishahenderson4416]

Anathematica the oa is a masterpiece and it pisses me off that it’s not getting the respect it deserves

[@armaniwhite7067]

Netflix: "Any attention is good attention"

[@soltandvinegar]

Wattpad: “we offer opportunities for authors to have their stories turned into movies, shows and books!” Also Wattpad: Genuinely has some great stories and authors Also also Wattpad: turns After and The Kissing Booth into movies

[@shaniahlouis6112]

It’s legit so frustrating!🤨

[@kumjumba1377]

In theirs defense, the will adapt the books that made it big

[@psi_rockin]

Probably the better choice over the kinky omegaverse sherlock fanfics

[@Ashley-Lopez]

It’s SOO frustrating. I know soo many good books on there but it’s THOSE books they chose to make into movies😤🙄.

[@ssharkbait]

Creepypasta’s have a better turn out for creating good content from good stories that Wattpad at this rate. Could’ve easily been the opposite and we’d have to endure a Jeff the Killer movie franchise.

[@Jack_Arbor]

So, is this movie actively sexualizing a “teenage girl”

[@kingmuizz708]

Yuuupppp

[@pluto3194]

Also a teenage boy AND promoting toxic relationships This movie is a mistake

[@dagoth_ur_official7604]

“Sexual harassment funny”

[@junhansguitar1036]

it’s basically about teenage prostitution

[@zatrat5696]

It’s like we’re back in 2001 🤩🤩🤩

[@Radikai968]

This movie is just someone's fanfiction that just so happen to have a budget.

[@Radikai968]

@@havin_a_funky_time488 I was originally joking, but now I'm disappointed😔

[@thenumber102k]

This movie is basically live action hentai, its very dumb

[@danialkheradvar3800]

@@thenumber102k hey some hentai are miles better than this hot garbage.

[@matxalenc8410]

@@havin_a_funky_time488 Maybe I need to start putting my fanfiction on Wattpad. I'm trying to pay for college.

[@wrathofthelamb318]

Hoenstly lots of fanfiction is very well made. Its just the shit shows like this that gets attention.

[@finalfroggitapproaches6418]

I love how there are literally no decent men in these movies. Noah: Prominent anger issues and lacks common sense. Gatekeeps Elle’s love life like a dick. Lee: Creates a weird and toxic list of friend rules that Elle has to follow or else she’s the worst friend in the world guilt trip guilt trip guilt trip guilt tr- Warren: Sexually harasses Elle Principle: Punishes Elle for being sexually harassed (though I’ll give him a pass because that’s the most realistic part of the movie.) Butt-grabber guy: Grabs Elle’s butt just because her skirt is a little shorter than usual.

[@Khan_Vail.]

He didn't punish her for being sexually harassed, her skirt was too small, it was innapropriate for school. Wdym that was realistic?

[@DC-YumpyYotemeal_4026]

This analysis helps me organize my speech against my gf on why this movie is possibly the worst movie in history. Thank you

[@commandercat10]

@@saltyspoon2425 yeah but they try to make him like the bad dude

[@cr4zypeopl3]

I think the principal punished her because she violated the dress code

[@shyfoxfeatherhere6446]

yeah but Ella is also terrible with the guilt tipping and blaming others for her wrongs. she sees Noah is violent but still dates him after she learns what he's been up to? and she calls him selfish for not wanting to kiss strangers. she and lee made a list of rules which only he has to follow according to her. She calls lee controlling over her love life when Noah would willing hospitalize anyone who dares like her who she wants to date. Everybody sucks in this movie over all.

[@dundundundun338]

The worst part is the effect it has on young girls of our generation who would think that these toxic relationships are okay as long as the guy is hot and rich. I myself went through this phase at one point, but ended up maturing and realizing that this is wrong. Sadly, the next batch of young teens are going to go through the same mindset and some may never even change and accept this sort of atrocious behaviour. And the cycle would go on.

[@OltskuMP]

So you think some girls are going to date some weirdos who they hate just because they saw that happen in a stupid movie? Dude the movie sucks but this is just stupid. Yea and Gta makes me think that murder is ok. Absolutely no one takes their life advice from bad Netflix movies or other entertainment. People can think for themselves and use their own fucking brain.

[@tomfu430]

Thank you for this comment, this has been the only good response to this video I've seen so far.

[@Mr.Funnyguy194]

@@OltskuMP you would think that

[@iizouu]

@@OltskuMP GTA isn't a good comparison because it doesn't present murder as something sexy or romantic. (like I get that it's meant to be fun, but in the end you're still being chased down by cops for every crime you commit.) the Kissing Booth presents Noah as a sexy forbidden love, when really he's a teenager with anger management problems and a controlling streak. young girls romanticizing toxic behavior isn't uncommon at all. I went through the same phase when I was 10-12 before I learned to separate fiction from reality, but not everyone fully gets there in time. not everyone takes life advice from movies as simply as "oh I should SEEK OUT guys who act exactly like Noah," either. I think that the more often that they're shown that it's "normal" by movies like the Kissing Booth, the more likely young girls are to accept certain toxic behavior from potential partners. when I say young girls, I mean like 10-14, prime creeping age for older men- bc they're just starting to come into & learn about their sexuality and don't know about relationships yet. a lot of what they learn is from media, which is why the Kissing Booth could be a dangerous influence. I think it's more subconscious if that makes sense? KennieJD's videos on the Kissing Booth & Twilight explain this really well if you're curious, bc Twilight had young girls and even adult women (see 50 shades of gray) fooled for YEARS. Idrk whether the Kissing Booth is having a similar effect as Twilight or if kids are ripping on it as much as we are, but it's still not good material to have targeted at a very vulnerable audience. edited for clarity

[@OltskuMP]

@@iizouu I know gta isn't a good comparison. There are better ones out there. I'm just tired and can't think of any rn. I think if you are dumb enough to not separate fiction from reality then you shouldn't watch Netflix at all (other than maybe the children's version :D). Also I don't think this is a kids movie anyway so being young isn't an excuse either.

[@zebucetagens]

netflix original movies are a big insult to ACTUAL romance movies, with character development along the movie, and they don't have unnecessary sequels to make more money

[@minecrafts7453]

Unfortunately they are making a third one😩

[@ch.cherry7956]

it's not a Netflix original. it's a Wattpad book xD. now everything is clear why it's so bad (there are nice books on Wattpad but for some reason only the bad popular ones are published)

[@ch.cherry7956]

@Jeff Bridger oooohhh. thanks for clarifying ^^

[@ch.cherry7956]

@Jeff Bridger thank you ^^. He is my baby boy Niko

[@ishanafondekar6334]

i genuinely thought all contemporary romance was like this before i got into webtoons and i saw nope, wattpad knows nothing about romance. netflix should make an animated series based on webtoon stuff.

[@brandymcnamee9936]

Alternate title: _COVID19: Origins._

[@darth_hideous-l9q]

Hi, I'm the first comment in this reply section

[@thecasualgoogler847]

can't wait for the whole COVID-19 trilogy

[@haricotus1117]

The whole time, I was staring at Noah’s neck. His neck is thicker than Nikki Minaj’s thighs. (I’m sorry just wanted to point it out)

[@okpaekhama9543]

Magic Potato the accuracy...

[@a.monach7602]

Fuck, you made me notice it

[@p.art4705]

Once I saw a comment where the person said he looks like a pigeon. That was extremely accurate.

[@americantoastman7296]

oh nooo people like different things! What a dumb point of criticism lmao

[@solus8685]

Not everyone has the same taste 👁👄👁

[@JH-eg8yk]

The reason it’s in the top 10 is because it’s a car crash. A generic Wattpad car crash with no redeeming qualities. And just like a car crash, we can’t look away.

[@jyotektosgaimur]

I don't think the top 10s in Netflix actually mean anything. I remember the other day I saw JL (2017) as number one in UK and Hellboy (2019) as number 2.

[@chikipichi5280]

I can look away

[@snaidman-8450]

I think that's what we should call these kinds of movies "cat crashes"

[@fr0stdr4ke95]

Friendly reminder to anyone who doesn't know. This movie was originally a fanfic on Wattpad. Made by a 15 y/o girl. So if you wanted to know why it was bad. Here you go.

[@clodheatens821]

Oh just like the shades movie

[@fr0stdr4ke95]

@@clodheatens821 Yes. But somehow worse.

[@catalyst3713]

What is Wattpad?

[@fr0stdr4ke95]

@@catalyst3713 Fanfic website.

[@drfreudsmom]

C a t a l y s t platform to write stories

[@trinaq]

Easily the most cringe inducing lines ever written: "No boobs are worth a broken nose." My boobs are FANTASTIC! In fact, some might even say breathtaking". Like... Who ACTUALLY talks like this in real life?! 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

[@huanschman2910]

Show me 😂

[@blueshell292]

I actually understood 'breast-taking', as in a pun, and I thought that to be the pinnacle of the film.

[@alextankersley5838]

Clearly you've never met me, and my syper quirky behaviour

[@dea7860]

What you just described are the lines said at the start of a very bad and low-budget porno

[@BeanOnTheFlipside]

You apparently

[@someguynamedelijah]

I have legitimate concerns for anyone who would unironically watch this.

[@Lord_Sundowner]

Literally every girl in my school loves this movie, and I don’t know why lol

[@fr0stdr4ke95]

@@Lord_Sundowner If they are 15 y/o girls who like fanfiction. Then they have something in common with the script writer. So unfortunately, this movie is great for a lot of people.

[@afton1247]

My previous roommates ate this kind of shit up. I can’t tell you how many garbage Netflix original romcoms I had to suffer through while living with them. We’re in our 20’s

[@chubbyfug4601]

Can we have a moment of silence in the reply’s

[@Viral-Hit-v5q]

I came across this movie 2 day’s ago. Yeah it sucks

[@ehyzen]

The Noah actor is actually really decent with his role in Euphoria. I'd be ashamed of Kissing Booth if I were him

[@problemistas]

agree. for someone who can portray nate and hit it out of the park, this seems a bit....yeah what u said. embarassing.

[@amarasalsabila5369]

I watched euphoria before the kissing booth and I was shocked when I saw him like dude you're better than a plain stereotypical jocks on a cheesy romcom

[@biancafelixdesouza9957]

And he is hahahahha

[@ssharkbait]

I feel like that role was a stretch for him. Like he did it but it was difficult for him. Cause all of his other work is basically like The Kissing Booth or worse.

[@kingofnoobs9728]

Uhhh... Which Euphoria are we exactly talking about?

[@CorneliusBogfrollupFitzgerald]

Dude “top 10, popular, and trending” all mean the same thing. “Paid promotion”

[@duckmcbucket]

I think we all know that. It’s sad that actual quality content gets stuffed into the bin in favor for corporate pandering white noise trash.

[@DragonfireVEVO]

@@duckmcbucket Never seen a better description than: "White Noise Trash" for Corporate Spam

[@Bighomie39]

To my knowledge, the exception is any show/movie that isn't a Netflix original

[@realxjosh8298]

@@Bighomie39 ???

[@Bighomie39]

@@realxjosh8298 my point was that any show that isn't made by Netflix that's on there isn't usually paid promotion

[@Pinkbreloom]

why is elle's actor in all the bad movies? (slender man, quarantine, this movie and maybe more)

[@tinyfrog881]

She is amazing in The Act though

[@veylt6982]

Wish open was an okay movie for me

[@BroomPusher2024]

She's the female Tommy Wiseau. How did you expect these movies got so much budget? She extorts to get it in exchange for her (lousey) talent.

[@HorrorLover]

Idk, because she is an amazing actress in the act

[@cannedgoodness9633]

Oh you mean Joey King? I think she's actually a decent actress but she just has either an awful agent or the inability to say no to a script

[@thorcorp1840]

The way they introduce Noah is so surreal. They do it in a way like Elle has never met him before, but if Lee is her BFF surely she wouldve already of met Noah at some point

[@fugo3707]

Started a kissing booth and got arrested. Suing netflix for lieing to me smh

[@tonichan89]

Lying*

[@lit-eral5953]

Same dude, I was just trying to raise money for my local school! My court date is Aug 21st... #FirstWorldProblems

[@rexaclyde2235]

you know last i checked fugo wasn't in one piece

[@fugo3707]

@@rexaclyde2235 last time I checked its a name not a fact box

[@just_another_internet_man755]

Go to Brazil and wait for rivers of money.

[@Aswero21]

Only a “14 year old girl that unironically follows horoscopes and wants a 6 foot buff guy who is rich and handsome as a boyfriend ” watches and likes this movie

[@liswatching3241]

Screw horoscopes: Which is the “S” number -2 -5 -6

[@z01llo60]

As a 14 year old girl I can confidentiality say, no thanks.

[@musicheartsrandoms4326]

As a 14 Year old girl, it was realny difficult For me to watch

[@Aswero21]

DIO Over heaven oh fuck dio is here

[@moogleydoot]

my dad and 24 year old sister love these kinds of movies fml

[@tortellini6087]

"Not Like Other Girls" would be a better title and makes more sense than the Kissing Booth

[@awaytosleep5762]

Alternative title for the Mulan 2020 remake

[@shanesunil]

"Not Like Other Girls" sounds like a title for a parody of such type of movies.

[@Sammy-wb6fl]

The worst part about this movie is there’s a second

[@gkoorspronklike6382]

and soon a third

[@m1dnight426]

I think the worst part about it is its existence

[@LyricsFred]

@@gkoorspronklike6382 when did the first came out? If they are pumping out sequels like they are episodes on a TV show that says a lot about the quality of the movie lmao

[@briannamachcinski4553]

And thrid

[@M1istaken]

I̵̛̺͇̫͒̓̆͊̿̋͊̀̈́͊̾͊̆͆͐̈́̑̅͛̂̊̚͝’̷̮̱̠̹͍̭̙̖̻͔̥̠̦̹͓͖̣̞̟̼̦̯͇̫̤̫͂͑̽̉̾̎̽̚͘m̶̧̧̮̫͚̫͇̺̘̥̫͈̱̖̖̭̼̟̻̖̪̥̜̮̣̫̏̍̉̉̃̾́̓̔͆̆̈́͂̾͂̽̎̈́͑͘͘͘͠͝͝ͅ ̶̛̩̬̺̱̼͍̜̫̘̹̋̇͒͒͌̃̆̈́͘̕͝͝͝j̷̡̧̛̣̠͕̱̼͍̭͓̰̹̬͚̟̟̳̤͓̆͝ų̵̰̣̠̣̟̼̣̦͎̱̰̮͔̦̤̟̾̓͊̿͂͗̾̋͑͐͒̈́ͅs̸͕̰̠͓̩̲͔̩̯̣̔͛̃̒̈́̓̿͜t̴̡̢̨̧͚̞͖̟̫̪̹̩̫͍̭̣̟͊̈́̒͆͌́͋͐̓̎̐̾͑̕̕͝ ̸̗̜̗͎̪̯̠͕̫͕̐̂̈́̈́͋͜v̷̗͒̑͋̓̉̄̔͋̽̈̄̂̾̑̕͘̚͘͜į̴̟̝̺̘͖͋̊̑̈́͂̆̽̃̍͌̉̅̎͠b̶̡̢̛̞͔̤̻̳̬̎̿͌͋ͅͅi̷̟͙̱̬̎̆̅̈́̀̈͋̇̎̋͊̕͝ͅn̴̡̡̟̼̲̲͙̦̭͈͖̻̩͇͙̒̌̽́̓͑̊̽͗̈́̓̋̈́̌̾̇͌͛͋́̕͜͝͝ͅ ̵̧̛͓͈̗̠͕͖̹̮̬̮͕̼̺̫̺̙̭̝͍̠͕̫̼͉̣́̈́̇͌̇͛̀͋̚͝͝ͅi̵̡̘͈̗̯͎̺͖̘̝̼͔̮̭͛̿̂̀̋͊̃̆͜ņ̵̛̗̗͔̞͖̥͓̖̆̒̀̉́̇̂̈͆̎͊͌͂̽̈̒̇͌̚ͅ ̸̧̙̖̥̰̞̠̝̇̀̇͛̔̚͝t̷͓͕̠̜̱̥̪̣̿͛̿̃̅̏͋̈́͌̇̋̊́̈́̾̚͘͜͜͝͝h̷̡̡̨̡̛̟̘͓̤̖͕̪͎̫̥̦͎͕̪̙̗͌̌͊̀́̎̋̾̈́̇͊͌̈́̆͛̓̍̀̓͋͘͘̕͘̕e̷̩̱͑̌̓̈́̊͂̇́̄̿̈́̈͋̔͛̎́͘ ̶̡̜̹͉͚̗̰͈͍͚͕͎̲͔͎̣͙͉̱͈̪͖̤͉̦͌̏͜͝ṙ̷͉̖̞̜̤̹͈̟̱̲̜͇̹̜͓̳̪̮̠͍̯̺̀̿̎̀̈́̍̾̚ͅi̵̧̻̪͇̹̗͇̫͎̭͉̠̮͕̲̲͛̐̀͑̀̀̉̽͊̈́͒̿̐̓̈́̇̕͠͠͝t̵̨̗͈̬̠̼͇̝̳̘̺̼̙͍͍̭̝͍̮͎̣͚̦͓̟̫͂͛̇̋̌̒̈́̄̿̋̒̅̂̓̾̏̄̓̾̀̌͒͐͆̐́̃̂͘͜͜͜͝z̸̛̛̜̗̿̾̄̆̓͐̅͋̐͑́̍̏̋̋̅̃̉͆͝ ̶̢̛̬̣̍̊c̴̨͍̯͍̲͎̲̖̘̦͔͔̥̗͔͍͋͂̉́̆̀̽̇̿̀͌̄̈́͗̒̌̓̓͠͠͝ȃ̷̱̘̻̖̙͖̹̘͉͙̉̐́̎͘r̶̡̹̥̟͇͚̥̠̻̦̳̖͙̮̬͓̘̞̜̘̈́̏̅͜͜͝ͅͅ

[@booz6138]

These 2 movies proves that Lee was lowkey a bad friend

[@tardybloomer]

he's worse in the second one

[@haihai9022]

Elle isn't completely innocent either

[@SleepBeforeYouThink]

ivanthebum 20 aren’t Lee and Noah brothers? Idk if Elvis mentioned that. I don’t think anybody wants their crush dating their sibling. What if they get married? You would have to stomach it for the rest of your life and pretend that you’re happy for them.

[@feliciarotaru8798]

@@SleepBeforeYouThink But Lee doesn't have a crush on Elle, he's just her best friend

[@kingmuizz708]

She's pretty sucky herself tbf

[@ganonisking6609]

90% of the “cool guys” in high school movies play football the other 10% is basket ball and occasionally baseball

[@AdaTheWatcher]

And then adulthood comes and they realize all thier popularity in high school is useless and they have no real talents

[@ottovonjizzmark9864]

I really enjoyed Nicholas Cage's perspective, I think he provides a nuanced and unbiased take on film.

[@geertdegryse1650]

💥🔫👁️👄👁️ 💪👶

[@kingmuizz708]

Ikr lmao

[@nigerianthunder]

Mhm.

[@Porkchop_Delight]

That's not actually Nicolas Cage

[@ottovonjizzmark9864]

@@Porkchop_Delight Of course it is! What else could it be? A cardboard cutout?

[@rox1331]

This movie accurately portrays the way I thought my teen years would be when I was 11.

[@vexedemperor5588]

So you’re 11

[@caitlingill]

@@vexedemperor5588no because the person said thought so some teen years must have happened

[@Killermudkip1]

The sad thing is that Joey King is actually a really good actress. She was perfect in the act. But she does so many bad movies like this that don’t allow her to showcase her talent.

[@KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69]

Tbh, any movie with the word "kiss" in the title is always bad.

[@unknownflickz1289]

Well theres a film called butterfly kisses thats apprently good...

[@rickyroo6421]

Negative sir, "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" is awesome.

[@DDChorror]

@@unknownflickz1289 its aight..

[@staceyann1180]

French Kiss with racist-"French" Kevin Kline is.... Well... Maybe not GOOD. But it's better than this! (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is amazing though!)

[@DemBigOlEyes]

There's a Jet Li movie called Kiss of the Dragon which is awesome.

[@_ifstcuvifugig]

How are the people making these movies so detached from reality? No one talks the way the “OMG girls” do, no one passes notes, no one makes a codified list of 20 rules with their friends, and no high schooler’s parents let them drive a motorcycle

[@lpsloveandgame6046]

Jacob Christensen It’s almost like....it’s fiction *gasp*

[@seanisgone5413]

@@lpsloveandgame6046 a really bad written one. Surprise!

[@CYCL0PZZZZ]

well it WAS originally written by a 15 year old on wattpad before being made into a movie...

[@OFNCREATIVE]

fun fact. I DID ALL OF THESE THINGS TO PROVE YOU WRONG. hehe. nobody loves me anymore.

[@OFNCREATIVE]

@Voya you are too kind young one.

[@torielah]

They had to kill her mother so that we could sympathize with the main character, because she is so not a good character. (s2 sorry for the bad english s2)

[@commandercat10]

No problem dude

[@tsifirakiehl4250]

Elle’s mother is the best character because she had the good sense to die at the very beginning so she didn’t have to be in the rest of this awful movie.

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

I still can't believe people watch that on Netflix

[@SomeWeeboLoser]

No one can

[@YakubiteZillions]

Jojo is gay

[@azon7266]

My family tho.. This sucks. Ngl they watched it and they are so f noisy and i really hate it

[@gvoworld1977]

@@YakubiteZillions No u

[@YakubiteZillions]

@@gvoworld1977 no jojo

[@themilkman9405]

"Noah punches him" *Noah proceeds to full on bodyslam the kid into the ground

[@CameronKujo]

Lmao

[@WarrenValion]

"How can you have the name Warren, and not be a weirdo?" That hurts bro.

[@contagion9861]

Bruh a Kissing Booth is like a tutorial: How to get Herpes.

[@MoPsI33]

You can also do the harder level and get Mono

[@TheAnotherUniverse]

did you get the herpos yet? if not i can for sure assist you my dude. ;)

[@TheAnotherUniverse]

herd immunity bruh

[@TheAnotherUniverse]

only chargin 150. whats up. hit me up mo fo's :)

[@edgarallanpoe209]

@@TheAnotherUniverse what

[@PurpleMoonFlute]

Let's be honest, the childhood of Frodo would have been WAY more interesting.

[@PileOfStones]

Given he's 50 in Fellowship that's a trilogy in itself.

[@polythene21]

I cannot stress enough: when you said Frodo met sam when he was three, there could be no possible way. Frodo left the shire when he was 50 and Sam only being 39 would’ve never known Frodo when he was three year’s old

[@narrator8534]

LOTR nerd

[@epipsychidionozymandias5021]

@@Diana-fl7hq no, in the book he was 50

[@yeanisch]

You're right, didn't even think of that! Well spotted.

[@tasha385]

can we talk about how completely unfair the “siblings are off limits” rule is? if that rule wasn’t just for elle to not date flynn, then lee must’ve REALLY liked elle’s little brother...

[@eekembookum]

This whole comment makes no sense

[@FleetwoodDevelopments]

@@eekembookum why

[@cateering]

thank God it was just because Lee is a jealous douche lol.

[@caitlynkaufholz4015]

Kriss is bored yeah, and not to legit protect her.

[@hiddenleafdrip3869]

That was the point. IIRC Lee was pissed that Noah always "took all of his favorite things from him" or whatever that trope is, so Lee had that rule in place so he could one up Noah in a sense. It was just petty bullshit between him and his brother.

[@C-Money_Tiers]

Actors age:21 characters age:14 Acts like there 11 Me:seems legit

[@SoWhosGae]

More like actors age:30

[@iamlostagain]

Thinks like: 4

[@cosmicmuse2195]

*they're

[@tsifirakiehl4250]

I know actual 11-year-olds more mature than these characters.

[@notveryintelligent6239]

I need to know the address of every single person who worked on this thing that calls itself a movie.

[@deserted-sophie]

Noah is terrifying! He’s so large and obviously controlling, it’s scary. Elle comes up to like under his pecs and it’s just really odd. If this dude tried to control me and hit on me - I’d honestly be so scared he’d hurt me. Terrifying man I swear.

[@MaBooBas556]

This is kind of like that one South Park episode where butters becomes a pimp

[@lukepridgen3197]

It’s called butters bottom bitch btw

[@quotient9974]

No because that episode was good.

[@kawwaii-blackguy7720]

"She has paint on her so, any sexy factor is pretty much diminished." Yes, tell that to belle Delphine

[@linusklassen7380]

Thanks, Thanos

[@kawwaii-blackguy7720]

@@linusklassen7380 no problem

[@kieran6417]

@Luc Germain Bro you have crazy high standards. She's a high 7 at least.

[@kieran6417]

@Luc Germain she's my type anyway, got the goth gf vibe. That's fair tho.

[@jasonc8269]

You were right

[@erifaerie364]

"I first met Sam when I was 3 years old. We found out that second breakfast was our favorite meal!" Lmao! 😂

[@manabluerose]

Elle getting in trouble for being sexually assaulted at school is the only realistic thing about this movie.

[@heyeos666]

@@andreazuzic8989 sooo based on what Mika Rose said and followed by your comment...being sexually assaulted is punishment for wearing a really short skirt?

[@Q_Tura]

@@heyeos666 Have them tell me I'm wrong, but I think they meant "Punished by the school for not wearing the appropriate uniforms" not the sexual assault. To be fair, that guy should had get suspension at the very least

[@thetoaster765]

She didn't get in trouble for being sexually assaulted. She got in trouble for violating the dress code

[@faithharvey4070]

It was actually for violating the dress code

[@ziggybluwaters5060]

Happens to me . Punched a guy for grabbing my ass and split his lip And I got punished and he didn’t because I “didn’t report it”

[@sophierosh9270]

Nobody: Elle in 90% of the movie: 👁👄👁

[@Viral-Hit-v5q]

lol

[@jinxkitty3122]

You forgot the thumbnail-

[@bubblezxallxaroundx]

"the high schoolers' version of a gloryhole" actually made me laugh out loud it was so sudden im dead

[@franciscolaurean8550]

Elvis dont forget the line up on the kissing both is all underage kids (30 year old actors)

[@kingmuizz708]

Yup....

[@sorryifoldcomment8596]

Seriously, WHO SIGNED OFF ON THIS?!

[@noahhecker6672]

I wanna see a jock in a movie where they’re like a pro golfer or a mountain biker or a rock climber. It’s just super uncharacteristic whenever sports are brought up.

[@Porkchop_Delight]

Ok, I'll try my best

[@theystolemyteethpleasehelp3528]

Gonna keep this in mind

[@crowdemon_archives]

Mountain biking or rock climbing will make for an interesting "jock" lol

[@jjhaya]

Rock Climbers are built differently, I mean it's better to climb if they're built like Alex Honnold, golfers and bikers have different shapes too and jock in movies usually looks the same with ABS, I hope movies will try other options but as long as young teens are thirsty I doubt that.

[@mangotango8115]

Bruh, this one girl in my class could not stop talking about this movie, glad to see it lived up to the hype.

[@Y2yuri]

This movie feels like it wants to be 50 shades but doesn't dare to go all the way

[@blackfox658]

@@shylogic2131 50 shades is still better

[@fr0stdr4ke95]

So it is a fanfic of a fanfic?

[@extratao50]

And then is 365

[@wrathofthelamb318]

50 shades is a horrible movie.

[@janet4022]

Movie #1: Elle: "I can't tell Lee I am dating his brother, it's against the rules" Lee: *finds out and is pissed* Elle: 👁️👄👁️ Movie #2: Elle: "I can't tell Lee I want to go to different college, that's against the rules!" Lee: *finds out and is pissed* Elle: 👁️👄👁️ I mean girl I see a pattern in here and maybe you should think about it

[@janet4022]

@Sam Paget Elle should really work on her communication skills with her "best friend". Like it's nice that you hang out together all the time, but when you should talk about important shit you can't, cuz you don't know how?? Doesn't sound like the best best-friends dynamic

[@BroomPusher2024]

@Sam Paget Visual response: 👁️👄👁️ Audio response: DIALUP MODEM NOISES

[@avalonlight]

I’m so glad you finally pointed it out, because I was always so confused and frustrated by the fact that she just fucking went on a DATE with that guy after he assaulted her just cuz he accepted a stupid dare like what??!??

[@ryf772]

All the boys in this movie has the same hairstyle. Change my mind.

[@braindeaddipshit9801]

q

[@kingmuizz708]

Well shit...

[@pluto3194]

All teenage boys in every movie ever have the same hairstyle with the only exception being if they're the main character (most of the time anyway)

[@mattsepan6274]

They should have all had the Funny Valentine haircut

[@TheNarf11]

Slick Grit Productions lmao what? In departed noone had same haircut

[@kilialexander-mccallum4363]

I will say, it’s cool that the person who wrote it was just a 15 year old girl on WattPad. Like that’s super cool she got to have her story made into movies. But other than that, these movies are so hard to watch and I can’t believe they have such a huge following.

[@sharpasacueball]

To this day, I cannot figure out if Elle is attractive or not

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

Not.

[@medessoufiani8950]

Not

[@давидцыгановский]

Bruh, her face looks photoshopped on

[@NAME-yg8sl]

She's....alright I guess....maybe

[@Scipio488]

Not.

[@taitanator1998]

it's like an adult has a child who reads too many wattpad stories and thought hey, i know what teenagers like

[@fr0stdr4ke95]

Worse. 15 y/o girl on Wattpad made this movie.

[@apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868]

@@fr0stdr4ke95 yeaaaaah that checks out

[@Cvnt_blvnt]

Also that one scene where Noah was like “wElL yOu WeRE aSkInG fOr iT” once again asking why do these movies glorify toxic men and toxic relationships like this Idk

[@GuyParson]

Which is even worse because most of these movies were written by women

[@gavoskaambrose3812]

I know right?? Like with 50 Shades of Grey, to name the most infamous, it was almost a trend-setter for the onslaught of awful teen-romance movies all idolising terrible relationships with toxic, selfish and overbearing men.

[@GuyParson]

@@gavoskaambrose3812 if your romance story sounds horrible and disgusting if you make the guy uglier , then its probably a good idea to rewrite it

[@jborrego2406]

Oh when she wore the Skirt that literally showed her butt cheeks or when she was in the men’s locker room with her brother did sexual stuff to get the guys turned on

[@Cvnt_blvnt]

@@jborrego2406 honestly they really didn’t need to write that in there it was just an excuse for them to sexualize a teenager wether she was fictional or not and it didn’t move the plot along at all

[@taydrabrookshire347]

The only reasonable way to watch this movie and it’s sequel is through reviews. That way, you know not to watch them by themselves.

[@NJGuy1973]

I don't subscribe to Netflix but know all about Riverdale and the Noah Centineo filmography just by watching channels like this. I like Alex Meyers especially.

[@NAME-yg8sl]

In the sequel Noah is better like he isn't violent. And Elle is still annoying. She got into Harvard, like how?

[@tordfelixyz]

This movie is just a badly written fanfic.

[@destiny8967]

True

[@kn0ckedl00se]

Like it literally came from wattpad lmao

[@tordfelixyz]

@@kn0ckedl00se lmfao 💀

[@Leader7353]

It’s actually from Wattpad

[@thas596]

literally

[@galacticcactus5530]

I feel bad, this actress literally keeps getting flop after flop....Almost like her agent is intentionally screwing witch her...I hope someday she can get her career off the ground

[@breeeezzyyyy]

I have to admit she was pretty good in The Act, you can watch it all on Hulu. It's based on the true case of Gypsy Rose Blanchard who was told by her mom that she had all these illnesses and was forced to stay with her mom, its crazy I definitely recommend at least checking it out

[@rigreat4162]

@@breeeezzyyyy I agree her performance was amazing in The Act.I hope we can all see more of her acting abilities in the future.

[@emilygrace5405]

she’s about to play an assassin alongs side brad pitt in an upcoming movie, i’m hoping that’ll be good! she deserves better

[@kingmuizz708]

She's pretty cool but her agent Hates her

[@comixproviderftw_02]

I guess bad movies are Joey King's thing

[@dogboss4269]

Is nobody gonna talk about how one of the OMG girls asked for the guys number by asking for his “numerals”? Yea here is a bunch of V’s and I’s do what you want

[@NJGuy1973]

0 through 9 are numerals. They're called Arabic numerals.

[@commandercat10]

@@NJGuy1973 they might meant Roman numerals

[@randallthescandall7029]

I’m guessing it’s watchmojo who makes the Netflix “top 10”

[@AxxLAfriku]

I am being humble when I am telling you that I am the most powerful strongest coolest smartest most famous greatest funniest KZbinr of all time! That's the reason I have multiple girlfriends and I show them off on my channel all the time! Bye bye randy

[@triggeredbeetle5370]

AxxL go away big gay, swiper no swiping

[@hamidsoltanpour2137]

@@AxxLAfrikuHUH? that's nice.....I guess

[@triggeredbeetle5370]

Hamid Soltanpour if you saw him in other comments, you would know. I recommend saying this to him: go away big gay, swiper no swiping

[@randallthescandall7029]

AxxL no

[@cringelord3342]

I love how he calls the jock wierd yet he has a nick cage cardboard cutout watching him at all times

[@kisinja4582]

you dont?

[@oofiexist1601]

Actually it's very normal in comparison to some creepy jock who keeps other people from trying to make moves on a girl who he's overprotective of but won't admit he likes her

[@pepperjack641]

it's more like one's weird and the other is a psycho

[@Adonisbloodyamore]

I would be terrified.

[@cringelord3342]

@@oofiexist1601 ya but it talks to him. The cardboard cut out Talks to him

[@erinw.9256]

The Noah guy doesn't even look cute. How is he the hot guy in the movie? He's literally a generic white guy who plays football and isn't nice.

[@londalesheil]

Exactly , He looks like a roblox default skin

[@creativeguy1martinez693]

@@londalesheil roblox default skin?! 😂😂😂😀😀

[@bellabana]

Erin W. Watch him in Euphoria on HBO and you’ll change your mind about his looks and acting ability, though his character isn’t nice in it either.

[@romaryovictor3585]

Yes he’s completely ugly in the second movie

[@thisbadomens]

Lol true

[@TheFallofTheEleventh]

The 2nd movie is even more hilariously bad when you realise the main actress was actually bald during production and had to wear a crap wig lol

[@azula9830]

why she goes bald?

[@pugasaurusrex8253]

gєηєѕîѕ She saw the movie before it was released

[@TheFallofTheEleventh]

gєηєѕîѕ I think she was doing another role either just before or at the same time as this film that required her to shave her head

[@commandercat10]

TheFallofTheEleventh yeah that sounds like a good reason when I first saw this comment about her being bald I was thinking cancer

[@candaceswart8228]

Go watch the series she went bald for! It's so brilliant! Unlike this shit show!! Its called The Act

[@Anijah2001]

Kissing booth 2 is one of those sequels that you wondered why they even make in the first place

[@kianabrash]

I just had another major surgery and I've been kind of down. Elvis always puts a smile on my face. His voice, high pitched giggle, and Nick Cage have me laughing and stretching my sutures. Worth it.❤

[@danielsargent929]

Idk why but Elvis saying I love the pp made me laugh so hard I have the mental capacity of a 5 year old

[@tardybloomer]

saame lol

[@mollyfoxxx]

Joey King has been in some great movies like The Conjuring, The Dark Knight Rises and she was nominated for an Emmy/Golden Globe/SAG/Critic’s Choice Award for Best Actress in “The Act” which she was phenomenal in, then she does trash like this and Slender Man. Girl needs a better agent.

[@rhinelorney8375]

This movie made me cringe that I can't even finish it.

[@JinteiModding]

The problem with these movies is that there are too _MANY_ cliches and they are very unrealistic *like who tf picks a buffed dude to play the role of a 15 yo*

[@arreshadow]

I love how people who dislike this have notifications on.

[@georgebush-gaming]

Noah is basically one of the non-murderous yanderes, that still is violent

[@darth_hideous-l9q]

Nice pfp

[@JayDonagh]

Joey King is a decent actress for someone who seems to constantly star in the most awful teen movies. She played Gypsy Rose really good in that one miniseries lol

[@jacobstanfill3107]

I like avocados. They taste good. The seed of the avocado works well as an avocado seed. You can plant the seed. You can make guacamole, avocado toast and other avocado toast. An avocado takes 7 years to grow. Sometimes I try to grow avocados. My mom plants avocados. Q: So whats the point of this comment? A: There is no point. Life has no point and the universe cannot be controlled, so just take a moment to appreciate avocados and such. Also nice video, I like watching people trash trash.

[@flipevil2987]

Avocados suck their all mushy and shit Still a funny comment do

[@azon7266]

@@flipevil2987 avocado taste sucks when you put too much condensed milk

[@globalgabby_plorytomoon498]

My friend literally won’t shut up about how good this movie was and wants me to watch it... No

[@marsyasmaniac]

Elvis: *plays oblivion music while talking about lord of the rings* Me: this makes no sense but I like it

[@justinp5956]

At least it’s on Netflix’s cringe binge list, they know the mistake they made

[@nadiaw74]

Ahego profile pic I should’ve know

[@justinwulff-caesar8461]

😞

[@ivoarmstrong9894]

Elle:So my mom was sick... Elvis:NOBODY CARES

[@RealBigMitch]

Why does Elvis look like he can't be bothered to get up in the morning

[@Porkchop_Delight]

Genetics and lifestyle

[@rat1831]

cause he had to watch and review this bullshit

[@whythough665]

My cousin: hey what are you watching? Me: watching Elvis reviewing the kissing booth movies My cousin: looks dead in the inside remembering how she wasted her time watching the first one

[@justyourfriendlypebble8943]

6:34 not joking that somewhat happened to one of my friends and the girl ended up getting into a relationship with him it didn't last super long but still dumbfounded me how that even happened .

[@cadethecrustycreature]

My sister watches this and I’m disappointed she does

[@radradish1505]

I'm sorry...but you just gotta get rid of her now if she takes these movies seriously

[@nekrotikon.]

My cousin was watching one when I visited last week.

[@BeanOnTheFlipside]

If that's what she likes. That's ok

[@gxs2542]

Same lol she actually did a ft with her friend where they watched the second one together. She also unironically likes tall girl...

[@ramsey6227]

My good female friend said Tall Girl is her favorite movie..

[@emilymikkelson1652]

9:24 "Give me your numerals" How were the "OMG girls" popular?

[@DrCandyStriper]

Because the writers said so

[@sirunfunnyiv7600]

Because frick you, that’s why

[@michaeltyson0588]

They were popular?

[@Scipio488]

IX:XXIV

[@justintricate3258]

I'll be setting up a mercy kill booth soon.

[@mattgoodrich9016]

How much is it asking for a friend

[@justintricate3258]

@@mattgoodrich9016 Oh yes, it'll be free! All we ask is for any donations one will no longer need once they escape into the light.

[@jeyzoh30]

Pog

[@gageprescott5298]

This feels like a wattpad story, made into a movie..

[@bated_breath707]

Gage Prescott - It is 🤦‍♀️😭

[@spookyho5994]

I don’t know if your comment was meant to be sarcastic or not, because this is way too specific

[@KoldAsHell]

It literally is, it's like you saw someone comment it was made on wattpad and commented this lol

[@PenguinWithInternetAccess]

I swear the "girl tries to get the video footage of her getting intimate with her bf back from teacher/principal" is a "work of culture" trope

[@courtv5649]

cant believe this school had enough of a budget for their art department to let those kids waste all that paint

[@ThePortalGeek1337]

Honestly, Kissing Booth is just a watered down and incredibly shitty version of Sex Education, which is genuinely a pretty damn good show.

[@mariemailen1732]

All my friends LOVE this movie, and Im just sitting there while they're talking about it like: 👁_👁 really??

[@misstra_knowitall]

Most of the people watching these are mostly moms who want to feel like their teens again or little kids who don't know the difference between good and bad movies. lmao.

[@masonmearle9176]

THANK YOU SO MUCH! MY GRANDMA WANTED TO WATCH THIS MOVIE AND SHE THOUGHT IT WAS GOOD.

[@unknownflickz1289]

She is no longer your grandma...escape while you can!

[@asterodon]

Invasion of the body snatchers type shit. Run

[@BeanOnTheFlipside]

Good for her

[@queenicedcoffee4217]

Is she 13? 🤣