38 dance moves to try at the club

here are 38 new dance moves i developed and you can use any of them so long as you yell "bdg taught me this move!" while dancing
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[@RTGame]

My favourite move at the club is also the Look at me, man! I'm 65! I've been living this life for so long. But you've got your whole life ahead of you! You can do the things I never was able to do! You can settle down! Have a family! I was always too afraid I'd turn into my father. And that's why I could only devote myself to my work. But when I met you, I realized that there are good people out there. Folks that are working to make this messed up world a better place! And though I've never had the guts to say it out loud, I've always thought of you as a son. So hang in there, and live. Not for me, not for them, but for yourself. Live for yourself. You hear me? Live for yourself! I'll always love you! Gets the ladies every time

[@parriszhu]

Hi RT

[@domonichenning7262]

I can't seem to find anyone doing it in my Just Dance songs tho.

[@joseignaciofarias2617]

Always cool to see RT commenting on BDG's videos I ship them as friends... FriendShip them

[@mirandatagliamonte9754]

*RT's von Karma voice* Yes, it was I who orchestrated the disaster that ruined the search mission!

[@Lilly-fh7re]

This is on brand

[@-Raylight]

"What is BDG doing?" *"He's starting to believe"*

[@wblakekimber]

He is the one

[@LucaVaHolla]

comment of the year. thank you.

[@stupidass69420]

he’s almost there

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

BDG escaped the Matrix ages ago. He's trying to warn the rest of us.

[@thisrocks]

such a good comment, just want to add a bravo to my like.

[@mozata6838]

Going from "Did anyone lose this hat" to "New hat!" was easily the most compelling story arc in this video

[@zackshell995]

closely tied with the evolution from "silly arms" to "serious limbs"

[@Yetiii23]

Yea who cares about the spaceman, all my homies dance using hat

[@sydneygorelick7484]

So disrespectful to "The prop work" and "The Advanced prop work" smh

[@barfwormz]

how dare you disregard the idea of 'shimmy' to 'anti-shimmy'

[@calamaribowl8683]

You dare disrespect the line of invisible jazz clarinet to visible jazz flute but the flute is your arm?

[@ninjos4]

why do i feel that brian's creative process consists of impulse shopping and then brainstorming a video that involves the purchase so that he can claim it on tax as a business expense?

[@VeryBerrrry]

Because that's the best way to turn impulse buying into a smart business move. There is no impulse buying, only investments with no purpose yet

[@insignificantramblings]

He shares that process with Gus Johnson

[@hellohello-ic4dh]

@@insignificantramblings and now drew gooden as well

[@schoo9256]

Would we have it any other way?

[@suneenough]

@@insignificantramblings I believe it's actually referred to as the "Gus Johnson Gambit"

[@myfbusters]

bdg: [sees an absolutely ridiculous outfit] “ok so that’s the video”

[@daemondoodles]

As he should

[@lyshachrista3352]

Did you mean: [absolutly Fabulouse outfit] ?

[@stevewohlwend1010]

I have those glasses! I use them for a Vash the Stampede cosplay.

[@lego_minifig]

I want the same outfit but in tweed

[@calebsmith6792]

or in some cases: [sees three absolutely ridiculous outfits]

[@eyebotthegreat]

I’ll definitely try the “look at me, man! I’m 65! I’ve been living this life for so long. But you’ve got your whole life ahead of you! You can do the things I never was able to do! You can settle down! Have a family! I was always too afraid I’d turn into my father, and that’s why I could only devote myself to my work. But when I met you, I realized that there are good people out there, folks that are working to make this messed up world a better place! And though I’ve never had the guts to say it out loud, I’ve always thought of you as a son. So hang in there, and live. Not for me, not for them, but for yourself. Live for yourself, you hear me? Live for yourself! I’ll always love you!” Next time I go to a party.

[@rgs8970]

"cool moves! what's that dance called?"

[@hasiumcreeper5384]

Yeah that one really goes hard

[@Snarl_Marx]

I basically invented the "I'm really more of a jam band guy, but this DJ has been playing some interesting choices!"

[@bingoccolon]

make sure you say "bdg taught me this move!" or else you arent legally allowed to do it

[@thomaskingsland-davies8658]

I'm silly arms

[@yoosh9034]

I like that the Chompster's Gambit implies that this dance move is a risk that could potentially potentially pay off in some way for you in the right situation

[@ZijnShayatanica]

Perhaps because it would be more effective at a dinner party & not a dance floor?

[@ZijnShayatanica]

Also, you could accidentally gobble someone's fingies.

[@spencykings3182]

@@ZijnShayatanica free snacks

[@Dee-jp7ek]

@@spencykings3182 list that one under the potential pay offs

[@puble_sploot]

No one's gonna mention the fact that there is a reflection of this man dancing across the room in the Christmas tree ornament WHILE HE'S HOLDING IT?? Truly advanced prop work.

[@AdaDenali]

This is my third rewatch, and I only just noticed

[@Josuh]

0:28 they don't call it the advanced prop work for nothin'

[@small_SHOT]

a f t e r i m a g e

[@Verygrimcoyote]

The Anti-Shimmy is what I imagine biblical angels looked like approaching people while going "be not afraid"

[@clairegranier2428]

More like the serious limbs..

[@samburke9775]

the anti angel slim kzbin.info/www/bejne/mYi0n553dpKCn6c

[@mcwjes]

This is now Christmas cannon.

[@PElizabeth]

+

[@m2917]

I actually lol'd

[@RedRiotRoss]

i hope i see this in the background tv of an obscure sitcom

[@MammalianCreature]

Ross!

[@Eighthplanetglass]

Or Mexican soap opera

[@LemonBomb24]

Is that a "30 Rock" reference?

[@jadejaguar69]

I'm pretty sure BDG already writes for interdimentional cable

[@Eighthplanetglass]

@@LemonBomb24hahaha yes! high giving a million angels!

[@L_Aster]

The hidden horror of this one is coming back to slow it down to .25 to read everything after you’ve watched the video and realizing just how horrifying it sounds slowed

[@MemoryOfGravy]

0.5 speed is lowkey fire tho

[@brunopackardhill3296]

My god, it sounds like a chiptune The Caretaker, horrifying (I kinda dig)

[@jaydenapollo5337]

It sounds like an investigation level in a cyberpunk future game

[@crystaldeath609]

That's smart. I definitely just tried pausing a bunch

[@aureasmortem]

@@MemoryOfGravy it truly is a bop, kinda want a download of it tbh

[@Spoinzy]

“The Chompster’s Gambit” Sounds like a book from Dostoevsky’s silly phase.

[@sunnyextraordinaire5065]

I was thinking more like Chess move

[@michaelhird432]

Also possibly the best possible name for that move

[@charlx8979]

For some reason this comment ruined me, i laughed so hard i couldn’t breath, i was in legitimate fear for my life a second there I mean its funny but its not THAT funny as to die over it! And yet it hit my brain as the funniest thing ever

[@mollusckscramp4124]

What even is this comment lmao

[@Spoinzy]

@@charlx8979 lol thank you, really don’t know where my brain went for that one.

[@frankiematosmusic]

The anti-shimmy looks how a panic attack feels

[@HunterBelkiran]

LMAO

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

gonna tell my therapist i'm having an anti-shimmy

[@quantumbaqel6971]

This was literally just for Brian to show off that dress suit thing

[@DannoHung]

No, it was so he could deduct it on his taxes

[@orijimi]

@then ur awesome Don't click this. Dude's spamming some stupid religious video.

[@justacouplapaninis4986]

And I am HERE for it!

[@fallenmidori]

tax write-off!!! lol

[@burgeryoufoundbehindthegrill]

@@orijimi thanks

[@thedailyanimator]

For all of you looking to practice any of these I made a timestamp list with the dance names 0:04 1. THE CONFIDENT WAITER 0:06 2. THE HAIR GRAB WOBBLE 0:08 3. THE SHIMMY 0:10 4. THE ANTI SHIMMY 0:13 5. THE HIGH KICK 0:14 6. THE HIGHER KICK 0:15 7. THE INVISIBLE JAZZ CLARINET 0:16 8. THE VISIBLE JAZZ FLUTE, BUT THE FLUTE IS YOUR ARM 0:17 9. THE VICE PRINCIPAL WHO WAS FORCED TO CHAPERONE THE 8TH GRADE DANCE 0:19 10. THE HALF-HEARTED BACKBEND 0:20 11. LOOK TO THE HORIZON 0:21 12. THE CHOMPSTER'S GAMBIT 0:24 13. THE TIP TOE SUPREME 0:25 14. THE PAULDRON SLAPPER 0:26 15. THE PROP WORK 0:28 16. THE ADVANCED PROP WORK 0:30 17. THE "I'M REALLY MORE OF A JAM BAND GUY, BUT THIS DJ HAS BEEN PLAYING SOME INTERESTING CHOICES!" 0:31 18. THE RAISE THE ROOF 0:32 19. REALIZE THAT THE ROOF HAS BEEN SLOWLY LOWERING BECAUSE YOU TRIPPED THE TRAP MECHANISM 0:35 20. THE WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT 0:38 21. THE AWKWARD UNEXPECTED BREAKDOWN TRANSITION 0:41 22. THE "FLOATING IN THE AIR" 0:42 23. THE "FLOATING UNDERWATER" 0:44 24. THE "FLOATING IN SPACE" 0:45 25. THE "FLOATING IN SPACE BUT SOMETHING HAS GONE TERRIBLY WRONG" 0:48 26. THE "MISSION CONTROL TELLS YOU THERE WON'T BE ENOUGH OXYGEN FOR YOU AND YOUR CO-ASTRONAUT TO SURVIVE UNTIL THE RESCUE MISSION GETS THERE" 0:50 27. THE "LISTEN TO ME KID, THIS RESEARCH MISSION IS TOO IMPORTANT FOR BOTH OF US TO DIE. YOU'VE GOTTA MAKE IT OUT OF THIS FOR ME." 0:52 27. THE "LOOK AT ME, MAN! I'M 65! I'VE BEEN LIVING THIS LIFE FOR SO LONG. BUT YOU'VE GOT YOUR WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF YOU! YOU CAN DO THE THINGS I NEVER WAS ABLE TO DO! YOU CAN SETTLE DOWN! HAVE A FAMILY! I WAS ALWAYS TOO AFRAID I'D TURN INTO MY FATHER, AND THAT'S WHY I COULD ONLY DEVOTE MYSELF TO MY WORK. BUT WHEN I MET YOU I REALIZED THAT THERE ARE GOOD PEOPLE OUT THERE, FOLKS THAT ARE WORKING TO MAKE THIS MESSED UP WORLD A BETTER PLACE! AND THOUGH I'VE NEVER HAD THE GUTS TO SAY IT OUT LOUD, I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT OF YOU AS A SON. SO HANG IN THERE, AND LIVE. NOT FOR ME, NOT FOR THEM, BUT FOR YOURSELF. LIVE FOR YOURSELF, YOU HEAR ME? LIVE FOR YOURSELF! I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!" 0:56 28. CUTTING THE TETHER 0:58 29. EMBRACING THE VOID 1:01 30. THE SILLY ARMS 1:03 31. THE SERIOUS LIMBS 1:05 32. TRYING TO SHOW OFF A CHOREOGRAPHED DANCE YOU LEARNED ONLINE, BUT NO ONE'S WATCHING YOU SO WHAT'S EVEN THE POINT? 1:09 33. THE "DID ANYONE LOSE THEIR HAT?" 1:10 34. THE NEW HAT 1:12 35. THE "UNDERESTIMATED HOW DIFFICULT AN ASYMMETRICAL JUMPSUIT WOULD BE IN THE BATHROOM" 1:14 36. THIS ONE 1:16 37. THE POWERFUL PEEPERS 1:18 38. THE BIG FINISH

[@DragonWinter36]

“THIS ONE” always kills me

[@arcanelore3791]

Not all heroes wear capes.

[@poisontango]

So, should I yell, "BDG taught me this move!" AFTER or BEFORE telling them the move is called the "Look at me, man! I'm 65! I've been living this life for so long. But you've got your whole life ahead of you! You can do the things I never was able to do! You can settle down! Have a family! I was always too afraid I'd turn into my father. And that's why I could only devote myself to my work. But when I met you, I realized that there are good people out there. Folks that are working to make this messed up world a better place! And though I've never had the guts to say it out loud, I've always thought of you as a son. So hang in there, and live. Not for me, not for them, but for yourself. Live for yourself. You hear me? Live for yourself! I'll always love you!"?

[@trashfireartist7372]

Before probably

[@loreleihillard5078]

After

[@devinspencer1678]

If they don't already know whose move it is, they don't deserve to know

[@TheOrionSound]

Constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible with one man and a green screen. I fear for the future.

[@karma3248]

same

[@nonbinarymermaid]

i am living for the future

[@noimnotgoingtoenteraname]

Hello Oli fancy seeing you here

[@danielramon9917]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ipWQiombmLaDpNE

[@Magis_Ghast]

I fear BDG. It's only natural.

[@freezingjazzy]

I can't believe he fit the entirety of Interstellar in twenty seconds, all while showing off his amazing and spectacularly jaw dropping dazzling dance moves.

[@thegamesthief]

I think you mean Gravity? I could be wrong, but that's the one where George Clooney cuts the tether between him and Sandra bullock

[@nezalok270]

@@thegamesthief no, it's a dance move that Brian David Gilbert invented. Maybe inspired by Gravity though

[@freezingjazzy]

@@thegamesthief Maybe? But you wanna know a secret? *Gets close to whispering distance* _I haven't watched either, it was supposed to be for a haha funny KZbin comment_

[@m.w.r.1408]

That was george Clooney's monologue in gravity I think

[@NobodyYouKnow1000]

@@m.w.r.1408 Well it definitely wasn't his monologue in gravity; he's played across from Sandra Bullock so he'd never say "you're like the son I never had." Sandra had a son who died or something (I forget) so that might be a reference to that but sandra's character definitely isn't 65 either. In any case it's definitely a gravity reference and not interstellar

[@davidfrend]

"I'm really more of a jam band guy, but the DJ has been playing some interesting choices." I have been seen to my very soul.

[@cubicbanban]

Saaame

[@JEY28]

BDG is the only creator whom I expect to do something different then breaks my expectations by doing something more different than what I was ready for.

[@sarahsant6248]

Throwback to Jenna Marbles 😂

[@t.c.9917]

Unironically love that bdg quit polygon because he wants to focus on the things he wants to do, and then proceeds to make masterpieces like this. It's like, so disconnected from the content he made with polygon, which just makes it all the more impactful, but he's still doing the humor he's always done just with, far more dancing than expected!

[@Vallam23]

if you watched his back catalogue before polygon you would have expected perhaps even more dancing

[@talleyturtle6506]

I'm waiting for his eventual full Broadway production of The Lusty Argonian Maid. There's no way turning that into a dance-heavy musical isn't on the back burners of his mind.

[@alfiewebsdale6165]

We mourn for the loss if unraveled but revel in the unbridled chaos that is now being bequeathed to us.

[@levwhitelaw5561]

@@alfiewebsdale6165 couldn't have said it better myself.

[@wearethebomb42]

I mean, this really is the spiritual successor to “haha, what?”

[@nobodycares850]

after watching dances moving how do i know this isn't just another existential crisis

[@26mic]

Hate self promoters btw You know who else entertaining vids are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter

[@nobodycares850]

love you guys

[@paultaylor6873]

Well it's a video by bdg so it is definitely an existential crisis

[@andytally1038]

You have to accept that chance to be a BDG fan

[@confusedwhale]

Cut the tether.

[@cameronphenix2096]

This video has completely different tones depending on the order in which it was created. Did Brian purchase the leotard for this bit, or did Brian already have/bought it before and needed to justify his ownership of it? Is each individual dance just a section of a longer take of Brian just flailing his body and then in post ascribing titles to each? Did Brian create a list of fake dance move names and perform his interpretation of them? Perhaps a combination of the 2?

[@replix4417]

The bdgverse

[@Kilalya]

The "awkward unexpected breakdown transition" is too real, it gets me everytime.

[@cartkart1]

The “did anyone lose their hat?” followed by the “new hat” made me laugh 😂

[@ahobbit1273]

Despite the space drama, this was my favourite.

[@screamsformemes]

SAME I KEEP REPLAYING IT

[@thegreatalfini]

yeah the "new hat" was really good haha

[@callmeperch]

The look on his face is so joyous 😆

[@Tree-Salmon]

If only he could wear it without looking any way at all...

[@thrownstair]

My favourite part is the Patreon credits because it demonstrates exactly how many people are responsible for this.

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

Every one of them can now appreciate that their $1 was well spent. 8-)

[@ElementalNimbus]

@@Corbomite_Meatballs That specifically says 'Top Patrons'. So those are all of us $10 folks. :)

[@MemoryOfGravy]

I’d planned to become a top patron weeks ago - had the page open and everything, but got distracted and never got around to completing it. I could have had my name on this iconic masterpiece if I’d just gotten my shit together.

[@SquishyHo]

those are only the top patrons. there's a lot more patrons than that

[@azealot7112]

Checking his Patreon he currently has 4,077 patrons

[@gilthekid4421]

I feel like Brians 2 motivations for making videos are either A. here is something unsettling that you have to watch multiple times to fully understand or B. look at this ice cream machine/hurdy gurdy/shiny jumpsuit/pair of rollerblades that I own now

[@Greenhourglass]

bdg drops another banger in the genre of "1-2 minute long list video that takes several times longer than that to watch bc you have to constantly pause, replay, and slow down the video to fully enjoy it"

[@neonxvices]

one of my fav genres, would love more

[@literallymalware]

33. The "did anyone lose this hat?" 34. The new hat Fucking brilliant

[@KJFolly]

The amount of funny videos he's been putting out lately makes me scared for the Eldritch horror he surely has in the works

[@AxxLAfriku]

I have fewer than 1 friend in the World. That's right. Everybody disses me for making bad videos. I think they are perfect though. Who is right? My dissers or me? Which side are you on, dear matt

[@youdisgustme919]

@@AxxLAfriku hey just checked, they're totally right you suck

[@Vi-zf5zq]

@@AxxLAfriku those who speak ill of your works will, in a torrid future, ponder aimlessly how they could have rejected your mastery.

[@gbrooks2]

He’s working on “The Pursuit of Zjerbness”

[@antibeat]

@@AxxLAfriku maybe if your videos didnt suck you would have more friends

[@brotemca8020]

The way that The Invisible Jazz Clarinet and The Visible Jazz Flute, But The Flute Is Your Arm are both accompanied by images of saxophones adds a whole new layer of complexity to this video's humour

[@ZyeWorld]

The song slightly sounds like a mid-2000s suburban mother's conception of club music, but Brian's dance moves are killing!

[@Naev0w0]

Dude I actually hate "serious limbs" it genuinely evokes some primal instinct as if that is what God himself looks like

[@michaelhird432]

You wake up surrounded by blue sky and fluffy clouds. The pearly gates of heaven stand before you. St. Peter greets you happily. He says to you that god would like to give you the welcome tour. On the horizon, 1:04

[@frostbite_1244]

@@michaelhird432 fuck this shit I'm out

[@anodosarcade7355]

Serious Limbs would come at you in the ocean 100 million years ago

[@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice]

Everytime i see that dance i go into the twilight zone

[@ZijnShayatanica]

The anti-shimmy & serious limbs make my brain itchy.

[@Nypholis]

If I yell "bdg taught me this move!" while performing [29. Embracing the void] in the void with nobody around to hear, do I actually make a sound?

[@Aurarora]

Well, there is no sound in space.. so, no

[@totalpovvortex]

i think it depends on whether or not you have siblings with you.

[@screamsformemes]

Yes, just like the tree falling makes a sound its just that no one around is there to hear it

[@danielramon9917]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ipWQiombmLaDpNE

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

The void hears you.

[@sofie4216]

At my cousins wedding yesterday, I kept wishing I had something more impressive to show off on the dance floor. If only I had seen the anti-shimmy before then. The tragedy of coming too late to a bdg upload

[@tomtcb6141]

I am quite fond of the “serious” limbs 1:02

[@MedlifeCrisis]

brilliant dancing good

[@m__y-t-s]

brilliant david gilbert, actually

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

you've solved the mystery

[@noisyninja3479]

Misread that as brilliant dancing god and thought “yeah that checks out”

[@Tomtainius]

Never would I have expected my favourite YouTubing cardiologist to be a BDG fan

[@gteal24]

Now might be the time to brush up on moves 24-29 Rohin, pretty sure they're hard requirements for ESA astronauts

[@rotting_dear]

He’s literally a professional free style dancer -Change my mind

[@rumaysahshafi9949]

Can't deny the reality of our own eyes

[@MrSasyB]

He should change his name to Renata Bliss and become a freestyle dance teacher

[@7ylerD]

Is the video monetized? Then yes he, objectively, is.

[@yanivproselkov4555]

Brian David Gilbert = Jeanette Jaleel Its a brianspiracy

[@seymourglass26]

I mean, he's going to monetize the video and make Patreon bucks from it, so I can't change your mind. You're correct in every way.

[@THEDRUMMERJOSH]

“Guys I’m working on something pretty ground breaking” - Brian earlier this week.

[@syszee]

I've probably watched all of your videos 10 times over.. but it's not enough.. I've let you down

[@austinknight5881]

You could probably watch more if you were your own boss, jus' sayin'

[@loreleihillard5078]

You haven't let anyone down but yourself

[@fianna76]

Brian is gradually getting more insane as his editing skill increases

[@samburke9775]

instanisty and lack of editing skill kzbin.info/www/bejne/sIiVmoSIn5qhaK8

[@tirvine9102]

1:39 is a misleading runtime when you need to pause to read each subtitle

[@syftr4]

Define "gradual"

[@ritodeltaro4702]

this is indeed to go even further beyond.

[@mud213]

No, his editing skills are just catching up to his sanity.

[@Shutupalready47]

Can’t decide if this is perfectly curated, next level content that took weeks of work or if Brian just binged energy drinks and cranked it out in 12 hours because he realized it had been too long since he last posted something

[@JonathanPearceName]

Putting all the the dance moves on video: 12 hours Finding the perfect jumpsuit: weeks of work

[@LavastormSW]

Thank you for making me laugh today

[@deggy42]

Yes.

[@augustmusk2472]

probably both considering he just posted last week

[@trybunal1]

He still had some energy drinks back from his Unraveled days, but Polygon wouldn't let him use them for his dark purposes. This is the real reason he left Polygon.

[@sum_rye_hash_321]

I think my favorite move is the anti shimmy, and the awkward unexpected breakdown transition, I'm a master at that one!

[@friendbeezo3485]

dances moving episode 8 was very worth the wait. look at this improvement and all the new dances. well done brian. i never thought i'd see the day.

[@Yammenkow]

Brian: " how can I expense an asymmetrical sequin jumpsuit? Hmmm"

[@flurgerbla7609]

Yes exactly

[@Reac2]

My favourite move is the "Sit comfortably, but at home and not at the party" Never saw a negative reaction to that

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

I prefer the "stay with the snacks"

[@DogPerson626]

Imagine being at a club and you just see someone embracing the void

[@barakroach8174]

The Chompster's Gambit is the funniest sequence of letters I've ever read

[@isupposethisismynmw640]

We’re gonna look back in 15 years, when Brian is the richest man in the world off of the back of his successful rhubarb lemonade business, and think “What a fucking icon”

[@waitingtocompile]

I heard he's earning 20k a week just by working from home, setting his own hours and being his own boss.

[@jamiemanning4944]

BDG's real superpower isn't being funny, or dancing, or singing, or even twerking, it is actually his impressive skill to turn his head around 180 degrees.

[@glassphoenix9095]

the bird god granted him the boon of being able to spin his head around like an owl

[@toastghost9145]

BDG has long since ascended beyond mere humanity. Any limits on his power are merely tricks of perception.

[@bindablinda]

omg I can't believe that hat with strawberries went from a minor role in this video to one of the main roles in "I wish that I could wear hats"! truly a breakthrough in its acting career

[@Pluike]

Ok thank God what perfect timing I was just about to run out of moves at the club!

[@26mic]

You know who else entertaining vids are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter fam

[@yungkoo7282]

here is some kzbin.info/www/bejne/gaK5aY2ugt6NfdU

[@parasaur9061]

'welcome friends, im bdg, and ill teach you how to dance properly' this is the sequel to dances moving we all needed.

[@robhardingpoetry]

My son has that shark. He calls it sharky. It’s a good shark

[@jackwoo470]

@@robhardingpoetry It is a very good shark. I call mine Finneas Bloops.

[@robhardingpoetry]

@@jackwoo470 good name for a good shark

[@felipecouto6391]

@@jackwoo470 I'd say he's a good buoy

[@computer-love]

blåhaj !!

[@theshmoo560]

I love how a 1:39 second video from BDG transforms into a 10 minute video for me. So much content is jam packed in every second. I rewind every video over and over, just to appreciate the nuance. It's blissful

[@tjmichael]

Brian! What have you done? "The Chompster's Gambit" was my deal closer on the dance floor. Now all the guys in the club will be working the dancefloor with their pearly whites. I spent years mastering the Gambit for nothing!

[@SuperAsefasef]

The transition from embracing the void to silly arms was just *chefs kiss*

[@dissymorgan]

The Big Finish being his final move in the Perfect Pokerap is just perfect callbacks

[@chloeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

oh my god you’re right

[@arcanelore3791]

Oh man, you’re right, it totally is!

[@thegreatsaxtonian]

Either BDG is having a nervous breakdown or he’s ascending to a higher plane of existence

[@sivanneu]

Why not both?

[@MoonlitWyvern]

@@sivanneu Based on Unraveled, I can only conclude he ascends by having nervous breakdowns

[@paulodavi9166]

Yes, Brian - you look great in that one piece. more, plz.

[@elijahgoh3265]

To think he started out with only 7 moves... Brian has come a long way since he taught us the "Step -Touch"

[@chloeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

dances moving season two is a lot more unhinged than the first season

[@magicant_]

@then ur awesome no

[@patrickistruck]

wonder when season 3 is

[@PopeGoliath]

Me: A wild BDG has appeared! How much emotional energy is this one going to require from me? *Checks timestamp* Me: Oh! 1:39 isn't too long. Probably not enough room for some dark and uncomfortable twist. *Me at **1:00** exhaling deeply*

[@justagrainofsalt]

💀💀fr

[@codycarter5902]

0:06 My man's def been workin out.

[@ChristianYoon]

Does Brian find an outfit and think, "How can I justify wearing this in a video", or does he write a script and then find the perfect outfit?

[@cookiesyruplover]

Top questions scientists still can't answer

[@Queen-ty1xz]

The answer has to be _yes_

[@Snippe475]

100% the former

[@silvercandra4275]

Bold of you to assume that he doesn't have costumes like this, for reason not related to his videos...

[@biocode4478]

@@silvercandra4275 if he uses them in a video it's a tax write off

[@AverageDrafter]

As a Perfume fan, I can attest that "Choreographed routines that you practiced online, but no one's watching you (and knows what the F you are doing if they were and its not the right song... it's NEVER the right song) so what's even the point?" hits hard. Very hard.

[@starvalkyrie]

There are two BDG videos about dancing. This one and the sibling dance. Both mention the void of space. The truth is clear. Someone in this troupe knows the true dance of the void. Perhaps all of them. Which both explains how Brian achieved being his own boss, and how Jake managed to contact his father with the old vhs tapes. Additionally it would explain how he danced his way back to the universe that understood zjierbness. A universe that it was made clear Karen is actually from. Which is presumably why her chromebook was so valuable to the wizard. I'm afraid but I have to explore this further. I must learn the true dance of the void... I must experience zjierbness. It's the only way to get back what is lost.

[@jade_is_tired]

I see you’ve never watched Dances Moving

[@starvalkyrie]

@@jade_is_tired No, but I will now. Thank you traveler.

[@jade_is_tired]

@@starvalkyrie No problem!

[@Mr.Taco1111]

1:10 man I really wish I could wear that hat

[@Quoise_]

I’m a big fan of “The Vice Principal Who Was Forced To Chaperone The 8th Grade Dance” probably my favorite move

[@rickeydalton7518]

The outfit, flawless The dance moves, emotionally moving The video, impeccable

[@EldritchMango]

Hotel, Trivago

[@anurb4240]

For anyone who doesn't wanna pause at the 17th move, it's: "the 'I'm really more of a jam band guy, but this dj has been playing some interesting choices'" You'll have to pause several times after the 17th move tho.

[@jacobtaylor9722]

I love that the Internet has a system of paying people for this kind of content.

[@andrewmccoy2547]

I like the implication that The Chompster's Gambit is, in fact, a gambit of some sort

[@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice]

Someone's fingies might get in there

[@michaelhird432]

Yeah, if people like it you're the life of the party, if people don't like it you have to go home

[@mdion6792]

One again, Brian is raising my standard for the men in my life.

[@MemoryOfGravy]

There was a thread on the reddits the other day asking people what their ideal man would be like, and I was like a whole paragraph in before I realised I was literally just describing Brian.

[@STWD1ST]

@@MemoryOfGravy LMAO

[@brackzaff]

If I could only be half of the man BDG is, I could die happy.

[@dreamshade]

Please stop, we can't live up to this insanely high bar for masculinity. Please let some of us just skate by on the pogo.

[@ted.8555]

i don't even like people but i agree.

[@MrLordFireDragon]

"What is BDG doing?" "His best."

[@colakelvins]

Immaculate as always, so glad my Patreon subscription is going to such an excellent cause

[@torreykat]

The anti-shimmy is just what I do when someone asks me to go to the club.

[@niteowl9491]

I definitely do the "floating in space by something has gone terribly wrong" every time there's an awkward unexpected breakdown section

[@EverTheFractal]

Given he's actually mouthing along to number 27 do you think he recorded that whole thing and cut it down afterwards?

[@zacharyhansen8250]

Brian just proved to all of us that he can effortlessly beat Shaggy with a dance move, he's too strong.

[@sydposting]

I’m still gazing in awe at the dancing you can see in the reflection of the Advanced Prop Work. He’s getting too powerful.

[@lukeogregory]

I’m a Patreon support for this. *You could say I’m an enabler of this madness*

[@ilznidiotic]

Not all heroes wear capes

[@AidenGoode004]

Thank you for your service

[@MrLednard]

You are a monster and I am really greatful for what you do for this community.

[@c423ll1]

thank you

[@John-yl9xz]

yeah i paid for this and i don't regret it

[@settogvoid9407]

It's always a haunting experience when a Gilbert starts dancing *goes off to watch the "sibling dance"

[@E_FoxSnowspirit]

Can I please borrow just a bit of this man’s confidence? I can assure you I wouldn’t misplace it

[@briannenurse4640]

Embracing the Void isn't just a dance move, it's a way of life.

[@silvercandra4275]

As the void, I'd like to _actually_ be embraced sometimes.

[@briannenurse4640]

Everyone always asks "What is the void?" but no one ever asks "HOW is the void?"

[@philippeleonspangenberger189]

0:56 reads The "Look at me, man! I'm 65! I've been living this life for so long. But you've got your whole life ahead of you! You can do the things I never was able to do! You can settle down! Have a family! I was always too afraid I'd turn into my father, and that's why i could only devote myself to my work. But when I mer you, I realized thar there are good people out there, folks that are working to make this messed up world a better place! And though I've never had the guts to say it out loud, I've always thought of you as a son. So hang in there, and live. Not for me, not for them, but for yourself. Live for yourself, you hear me? Live for yourself! I'll always love you!"

[@austinh1242]

Ah yes, my favorite dance move: *EMBRACING THE VOID*

[@Ezra4224]

The New Hat is honestly my favourite move and the most honest because you truly just find things and then vibe out with it for a hot minute

[@twtclikk7841]

this feels like it was made to have that jumpsuit become a tax write-off

[@tiltshiftvertebra]

Brian's Anti Feet Pic Socks are vital to these dance moves, I feel. I am only sad he could not get bedazzled sparkly red socks to match the rest of his ensemble. Though I think green screen green socks are also a valid anti feet pic option for further dancing moving compilations.

[@natashaavital8713]

Don't let him know he's already on Wikifeet

[@patrickistruck]

@@natashaavital8713 HES WHAT

[@natashaavital8713]

@@patrickistruck He's a 4.5 out of 5 Stars in Wikifeet Men

[@spipsdew6157]

The first time I watched this I paused it at each slide to ensure I could read the words whereas the second time I just focused on the dancing and fully ignored the words, and they were completely different experiences.

[@haphazardlark1502]

How did this come out five months ago and I’m just now witnessing it at the crack of dawn This is going to be a good day. Watched the sunrise reflect pink and purple light off the snow, a herd of deer going through our yard eating what’s still growing, and this masterpiece playing. Serenity. Style. Sequins.

[@JyoNah]

Honestly the best punchline is the patreon names scrolling by at the end: 39. THE I GOT PAID TO DO THIS, NO REALLY, IF YOU WANT TO THANK SOMEONE THANK THESE PEOPLE.

[@krell.1415]

Brian walking into frame in his asymmetrical jumpsuit has so much powerful energy and I love it.

[@shagua2]

29. Embracing the void. 30. Silly arms. To me that’s the best pair. Convince me otherwise

[@SaysThisCat]

No, you don’t ever realize what a trial those one piece looks are gonna be until you’re naked on a public toilet, nips in the wind, with your spangly outfit pooled at you ankles- questioning all you choices and trying desperately not to make eye contact through the sizable gap in the stall door with the person washing their hands. Or so I hear.

[@nickr1818]

I'm glad Brian is finally doing the type of content he's always wanted to do.

[@nickj.648]

I see Dances Moving Brian has finally adjusted to life in New York.

[@thornprick2645]

Love going to the club mouthing "HEY YOU STOP THAT" at people as my dance move

[@amneetthedelicioussandwich8921]

Not only are you dressed to impress, you’ve got crazy dancing skills.

[@joaotess2562]

This is the spiritual sequel to Dances Moving and nobody can tell me otherwise

[@MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot]

@Joshua Roehl if that isn't a link to either Dances Moving or your idea of its better spiritual sequel I'm going to be quite upset with you Joshua.

[@MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot]

I am quite upset with Joshua.

[@MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot]

@Joshua Roehl I am upset, but I can appreciate the tenacity in spamming your crappy song so much that even though I have no recollection of ever seeing it before I had already disliked it, which leads me to believe I already clicked that link years ago and you've been doing this for literal years. But I am also quite upset with you Joshua. Do better.