7 Careless Caregivers Who Shouldn't Be Put in Charge of Kids, Probably

[@timothymclean]

Children are like real-life escort missions. No wonder they're so frustrating in games...

[@ManlyOBeeferton]

+Sableagle 'No save points'? Noob :).

[@jackobaylis4477]

Dick

[@evannewell3335]

I can't get over how true that is.

[@Fallen_Angel9078]

True, I can imagine a game developer making a game of the life of a parent, and you have to look after kids, nothing else..

[@roguishpaladin]

Oh my goodness, yes. Right down to pathing failures... "Timmy, why are you running into that wall?"

[@Ultima228]

Fallout 4. You. Your character. You wake up after your son was kidnapped and your significant other was murder and what do you do? Piss about doing side quests

[@parasite159]

i think it's safe to say, the 'Lone Survivor' is the worst human being on the planet, no wonder Bethesda took out the Morality system from Fallout 3

[@adambell5781]

Ultima228 Hey! Those pirates needed my help!

[@BlueBD]

I identify as Bread not a woman or man he was dying anyway.

[@DrakeAurum]

Yeah, but that's after he grows up to become one of the most powerful people in the Commonwealth. At some point you've got to let them go and bask in your own parenting awesomeness.

[@readysteadywhoa]

We all handle tragedy in our own way. Me, I'm painting a wall in diamond city ;)

[@camy521]

"Unbreakable prisons that turned out to be entirely breakable" would be a good list.

[@jakenbake3127]

You precog you

[@JamesTM]

What about any of the parents that brought their kids to work on Science Fair Day at Aperture Science labs? All that deadly neurotoxin cannot be good for developing brains.

[@royalexile4403]

James Tanner or any brains

[@caketemplary]

Poor kids. Death from not being immune to neurotoxin.

[@abramtroy6099]

James Tanner GLADoS: This test was made by one of Apertures Nobel Prize winner.... *Seinfeld theme music* I guess he didn't win it for being immune to Nurotoxins *Music intesifies*

[@Bjorick]

they're only bad parents if they knew it was 'kill everyone with neurotoxin' day as well, which i doubt they did

[@undertakernumberone1]

i simply knew Grelod would be on that list! :D btw for the "kind": i think the name was given to her by the people living in Riften out of IRONY

[@ThaneofWindhelm]

..I know right

[@dr_mctastic2457]

undertakernumberone1 I loved sniping her with a bow

[@SuperUnhappyman]

the kids gave her that name

[@undertakernumberone1]

SuperUnhappyman well the Elder Scrolls wiki says: According to Constance, the people of Riften are well aware of Grelod's cruel nature; they call her "Grelod the Kind" out of irony.

[@SuperUnhappyman]

undertakernumberone1 played skyrim today and killerd her and constance said and i quote "the children have taken to calling her kind as a joke"

[@aNytmare]

Wait so technically Booker is the worlds 2 worst dads simultaneously! !!

[@IAmBrownThunderOfficial]

Nyt Mare No. He's the worst dad of 2 worlds I think. *notices nosebleed*

[@aNytmare]

Aniruddha Shanbhag I think he is even the possibly infinitely many worst dads of possibly infinitely many worlds **stuffs another tissue up his nose**

[@theamazingyoshi1938]

Nyt Mare so he's the worst parent in the multiverse? *hands another box of tissues*

[@jakedjalo4750]

OR..... He sold his daughter to himself... No harm done, everyones happy.

[@RanMouri82]

Jake Djalo Which means he both sold *and* bought a child.

[@bibbob1669]

My child in skyrim gave me a daedra heart ಠ_ಠ.

[@Liffer1987]

Then smith him a daedric sword because he is clearly a badass

[@bibbob1669]

her* and i have here a soul trap daedric dagger and a soulgem for her pet fox :).

[@Liffer1987]

Way to go, cant have her run around defenseless, and we all know that the guards took an arrow to the knee so they are useless :)

[@Degrelecence]

Well thank god you gave him a wooden sword or he would have never beaten Molag Bal in single combat.

[@averycreepyperson585]

QR Code he's a emo

[@supercowproductions8460]

I haven't seen my skyrim son in 3 mouths not my fault he can't be a bad ass like his dad

[@theatagamer90]

SuperCow 8689 I still haven't found my son Sean... ah well he'll be fine. Lil bitch couldn't even fight off a cheep ass raider.

[@thomasowen8868]

I would be worried if I saw my son in ONE mouth, let alone three!

[@Niemandzockt]

well, he still has a mother and is invulnerable.

[@Egalitariat-likesecretariat]

Man. I remember when I adopted kids in Skyrim. Three days in, after a vampire attack, I gave them both heavily enchanted ebony daggers. And suddenly, my kids were utter badasses. I believe they actually managed to take down a dragon somehow.

[@Lapinporokoira]

I let my other half take care of the kids in Skyrim. He's a stay at home dad while I go get the grub to feed the family when I can be bhothered to visit home again. And even then my first priority is storing my items. yeah yeah kids go play in the water and get attacked by bandits. Mummy is trying to categorise her book collection.

[@animegirlamy4008]

New Video Idea: Things that make sense in video games but not remotely in real life (so a lot of material there XD)

[@gcsgamingcommunity4087]

Good idea!

[@Terastas]

That list could go on forever. Might want to consider narrowing it down to things we EXPECT to be true in video games even though they make no sense in real life.

[@sweatilaa5325]

JASON!! JASON!! JASON!!

[@Eeter26]

JJJJJJAAAAAAASSSSSSOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@WeThErOcKsTaRs]

SweAtilaa Jays-en

[@sweatilaa5325]

and let us not forget "Shaun! Shaun! Shaun!"

[@RusgaSclo]

Carl!

[@sana__6]

Press x to JAY-SONN

[@reececowell6642]

No James from Fallout 3? He left his child in the vault after he escaped which led to his child having to fight every security guard in the vault and a bunch of radroaches. He then requires his child to rescue him and to thank them he takes a terrible route to rivet city full of raiders, creatures and robots leaving you to deal with them. He then fills project purity with radiation which kills you in the original ending.

[@NNNSSSCCC]

Well he was doing it for the greater good.

[@thewerewolff7248]

Reece Cowell but his child is 18 so u know He or she is on their own now!

[@sacasticdragonite1240]

DrIvanRadosivic honestly id let renegade shepherd babysit my kid

[@charonion2806]

The WerewolfF 18 or 19?

[@SakariWolf13]

True but he left his child to deal with the...Fallout...of his actions ( pun fully intended). But seriously, the Overseer could easily have decided to execute the Lone Wanderer for that.

[@JTwiss88]

Wait... so children aren't standard form of tender for repaying gambling debts? So those two shady Russians who turned up on my doorstep offering to write off my blackjack debts for a niece and a nephew weren't from Caesars Palace??

[@TheJthedog]

Jack Twiss pretty sure they were and you're just a bad uncle

[@gezblair]

Jack Twiss who pays for the Xmas present?

[@TinKnight]

Uhm...so, yeah, Ethan loses one of his sons in a crowded mall in Heavy Rain...but you completely forgot to mention the other, slightly more terrifying reason to not leave a child in his custody--he will occasionally black out and wander off to the other side of the city, completely abandoning all said children at home or on a playground...and then "Woohoos" with a complete stranger in a seedy motel while the cops are looking for him!

[@domlocke3845]

I've seen this suggestion already, but they don't really go into detail on just how bad a parent the Dragonborn can be. You have a family, a nice house, a nice little income, maybe even a dog... well time to go adventure! See you nerds in a month and once I do return, expect me to collect the money my spouse made who never sees me, we don't talk, and likely out of fear hasn't ended this clearly toxic relationship because I can shout people to death. Maybe I then talk to the dog to see if he'll come along, brush aside my child desperate for attention, because my armor's stored here and my dog is more important, and then vanish again for another month. Shit spouse, shit parent, savior of the world... no one said to be a great person you had to be a good one.

[@domlocke3845]

Oh and I forgot that you can go adventuring with strange men or women that are not your wife or husband. "Mom where's dad?" "He's off adventuring... with Lydia..." "Daddy does that a lot." "Yes, sweetie (sniffle) yes he does..." Fuck it, I'm rooting for Alduin.

[@domlocke3845]

***** If the player character from Fallout 4 can qualify as a locked away evil on one of Outside Xtra's lists, then the Dragonborn can be a horrible parent. And it is really hard to be evil in Fallout 4, while really easy to be terrible a parent in Skyrim.

[@coleedgerly5666]

Yeah its probably bad that I saw skyrim and instantly assumed it was the player

[@TechnologyWitch]

In fairness, way back when it wasn't exactly unheard of to have a parental figure who, depending on their profession, you rarely ever saw. Anyone who traveled a lot for a living, such as merchants, would be in the same boat. Considering I make more money adventuring than most of the people of Skyrim make in their entire freaking lives and regularly carry around about twenty times more than the average stationary merchant keeps in their coffers, I'd say I'm a pretty good virtual parent, relative to the era. :P I even stock my house with a bunch of rare ingredients and neat stuff I pick up on my travels. Some kids have shitty wooden swords; mine have Daedric daggers. :D Sure, we live in the middle of nowhere not too far from a necromancer spawn point, but the alternatives are all either shitty houses (Whiterun), shitty neighborhoods (Riften, Markarth, Windhelm), or, worst of all, FULL OF SPIDERWEBS YOU CAN'T GET RID OF (Solitude).

[@Saturas35142]

sounds like my stardew valley save :)

[@true4evre]

To be fair, the dragonborn isn't that much better of a parent. I've got no idea who's feeding my kids, but obviously they are better off living out in the middle of the reach under constant siege by bandits and giants than sleeping on the floor of an inn.

[@BloodyAnime]

Well, whenever i adopted one i had a fiance which would look after the kids and look for them. Also it is better than living on the streets like that girl in whitrun :D.

[@sacasticdragonite1240]

true4evre when i moved into a castle i left my kid suffice to say breeze home has seen better days but at least i can count on my thane to be a better parent then i could

[@Janoha17]

@@BloodyAnime I usually have Lydia stay at Breezehome and watch the kids, and they get plenty of sweetrolls and the occasional dagger/wooden sword.

[@mitchellbradford9335]

"Maybe it's short for 'Grelod the kind of a dick?'" one of my favourite quotes from KZbin :) also idea for a vid, 'small mistakes that lead to disasters' an example could be when Clementine goes for a wander in season 1 of Telltales the walking dead, which causes Lee to go look for her and get bit by a walker, which in turn, eventually causes the extremely sad ending of the game. Cheers.

[@ashtherion]

Not a bad idea, but um...spoiler alert?

[@eliyahmontgomery9031]

ashtherion The game's been out for like...two years!

[@DarkwingsDesending]

It's been four years. Why have a spoiler alert for game that old?

[@DarkwingsDesending]

I'm not saying they won't, but no one is obligated to shield others from spoilers for something that's that many years old. At least people had a chance to play it then.

[@Zorro9129]

Ah, thanks for the spoiler!

[@nero1595]

I'm a PC player but I always come back to watch the newest oxbox videos. If nothing else just for Andy's sweet beard.

[@brinnflores3501]

Well the implication of the name OutsideXbox is that it's not limited to just xbox games.

[@bulbasaur5534]

press X to add a DAMM bell to Jason's neck

[@SavagelySylvester]

Random Guy SHAUN!!!

[@strangerdangrrr4052]

Don't forget to press square, rotate the left stick and shake controller to the beat of 'another one bites the dust'

[@nickvalentine6243]

press x to be a better parent

[@jamesb.4760]

What about YOU in Skyrim? You adopt a kid and take them from somewhere they're looked after, only to have them become your personal slave to do chores all whilst you're out doing Dragonborn things.

[@easyredbeard9799]

James B. I gave mine an orcish dagger expressly to see if he'd go after a dragon or vampire the next time they attacked Whiterun.

[@Carmilla99UK]

And it's totally possible to do this having first brutally murdered both their parents.

[@redhood7845]

James B. I cut off both my kid's parents heads off right in front of him the. adopted him

[@Bjorick]

James B. You're not a parent, daddy has work to do, make sure to go to school and do your chores, i'll leave my housecarl to watch over you but then, i have a slave mod and my adopted kids had lots of slaves to take care of them and raise them well :)

[@Lord_Deimos]

You should really feel sorry for Leon. He had to deal with Ashley in RE4.

[@touchdom]

LEON! HELP!

[@yam7881]

@@touchdom To be more accurate, it's "LEOON!! HEEEELLLLPPP!"

[@christianmarshal6117]

Why is everyone always hating on Ashley?! Yes she does need Leon to do most of the fighting and rescuing but let’s be fair, she’s the president’s daughter and a college girl that I thought looked like she should still be in high school which would’ve made Luis’ ballistics comment not only rude but also creepy, and Leon is a heavily trained, former STARS officer and current Secret Service agent with the magical ability to store a combat knife, pistol, shotgun, rifle, ammo for each, scope, and medicinal plants and still be able to perform all the acrobatics necessary to jump his way through a laser fighting system and they’re being attacked by armies of monsters the weakest of which only become stronger after their heads explode at night so... it’s not a really big surprise. I mean honestly if you were in her position for real how much better could you do? Besides she’s not completely useless, she does operate the cranks and unlock several doors in order to help you advance further into the game so maybe cut the young lady just a little slack...

[@silverflame63]

@@christianmarshal6117 Pretty sure it mostly has to do with the fact she has one of the most grating voice's in video game history.

[@disneyboy3030]

@@silverflame63 at least the Will version tones it down.

[@yeetstreet9771]

Could you do : 7 Caregivers Who Should Be Put In Charge Of Kids One of them should be : Big Daddy in Bioshock

[@calgskeet]

Lee from the walking dead, the Sole Survivor, Corvo, and obviously the frog from Rayman Legends.

[@Tigercup9]

I agree with everyone on that list.

[@calgskeet]

Some Guy but mostly the frog. The frog is the best. I think the frog ate his kids....

[@Thesaurus_Rex]

I mean, Corvo did allow his daughter to be kidnapped TWICE. And although the low chaos ending is canon, there's still the equally valid endings where he either turns her into a bloodthirsty maniac, or allows a power-hungry admiral to throw her off of an absurdly tall lighthouse.

[@calgskeet]

Maybe, but I sure as hell wouldn't turn into a super assasin to save my daughter. I'd probably pull a Stranger Things at most.

[@xela9469]

Damn, that breathing in and out thing gets me too. I mean, in... and out? MADNESS

[@true4evre]

Alexander Webb it's been 2 hours. You still okay?

[@xela9469]

true4evre Yeah, I'm good, just having to focus really hard.

[@chili3368]

I know right? I still have problems with the whole walking thing I mean seriously is i left then right or RIGHT THEN LEFT!?!?!?!

[@discounthoody]

Catherine Halsey from Halo? She was in charge of litterally HUNDREDS of children, where are they now? Well pretty much all of them are dead.

[@VainerCactus0]

I remember the number was 75.

[@davidwu4247]

TheRedHoody 140 kids, 75 went through augmentation, 30 died because of augmentation and the rest are KIA

[@noraarcadia635]

David wu No, they're MIA. Spartans never die.

[@elijahwatson3474]

TheRedHoody She select hundreds of kids but only 75 was chosen. Also the Spartans 3 or Kamikaze Spartans had it worse

[@Szceith]

What about Feetey the PT fetus? Left all alone in a cold sink crying for attention?

[@JaelinBezel]

I didn’t know it was a caregiver.

[@augustinekirchoff479]

7 Times OutsideXbox Had Titles Of Lists Way To Big To Fit In A Thumbnail

[@nicholascross3557]

No mention of the Sole Survivor of Fallout 4? Having your baby kidnapped by evil scientists is one thing, but chances are you end up nuking your own son... which is a parenting fail of epic proportions.

[@Dragonagegearsofhalo]

Wonder if it counts as outliving your child if they're decades older than you are...and well to be fair he was already dying

[@anguslock7340]

Kellogg was a better parent to be honest

[@MegaNightmare4]

JASON! JASON! JASON! JASON! MARTHA! KHAAAAAAAAAAN!

[@PolesAndHoles]

Omg yes...

[@PolesAndHoles]

Red balloon

[@Ben-ew6lh]

MegaNightmare4 SHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

[@faithgreene7624]

FelixTheFake COARL

[@notanderson5226]

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!

[@carsonbueckert674]

Once my kid in skyrim brought home a frostbite spider and was like "CAN I KEEP HIM?" Being the good father I am, I said "well, ok." 😂

[@nicholasf.4105]

NEW Video idea!!! (6th edition!!) Weirdest currencies in games!! (🙏🏽 I will not be stopped!)

[@Contla3]

Go Nick! I still believe in you!

[@polkarrty]

lets hope you wont be blocked for spam

[@MegaDale42]

Keep in mind it took Andy Dufresne six years

[@chengwantsyourbleach495]

You can do it!!!M!

[@domlocke3845]

The only one I can think of is bottle caps. Do you have any off the top of your head? I'm curious because I can't think of any others that are weird.

[@Ashfielder]

John in RDR managed to let his son disappear and practically marinate himself in a delicious plum and apple sauce for a succulent, tender meaty experience for a bear. Nice job John. Plus, how is John going to take Jack to 'Bring Your Child To Work Day?' "Here Jack, I'll let you execute this ex gang member on behalf of the federal government."

[@bigsillywalkenergy]

Toby Wood did you just disrespect John Marston... dude don't

[@Ashfielder]

+hugo JustThat There's many things John Marston is. A good parent isn't one of them.

[@saskuethedemon98]

Uncle sure as shit didn't stop him either

[@cazi1326]

What about Clementine's babysitter, Sandra, from Telltale's The Walking Dead? Her dying and turning into a walker made Clem so desperate that she had to lock herself in her--hated--tree house. If Lee hadn't come across poor Clem, she would have no doubt starved to death or, if she had been desperate enough, try to make it out on her own and find her parents, which would have been a forced march through Hell for the _first grader_.

[@alexoconnor68]

Parenting is hard. Children are difficult. If they die then you don't need to deal with them

[@duskwishing]

Dr. Angus Bumby from alice: madness returns was a pretty horrid caretaker, i mean he hypnotized kids to make them forget their families so he could use them in sex/drug trafficking, among other things.

[@hjsniper1235]

Not a mention of Chuck Greene, of dead rising 2? "Hey Katie, I'll go find you some zombrex, so you don't get turned into a ZOMBIE." (Spends next 72 hours killing zombies with oversized teddy bears, motorcycles, and home made rocket launchers.)

[@enigma6845]

It's technically not Ethan's fault, more so Jason's, as if he listened to Ethan and just stayed with him, he wouldn't have been hit by a car and killed (even though Ethan takes the brunt of the hit)

[@cass6082]

Yeah, what dumbass 10 year old runs away in a crowded mall and across the road without looking, I mean I would get it if he was really little but he was supposed to be an older kid

[@dakotakade3547]

What about the Hero in Fable 2? He leaves his house for multiple days, sometimes years at a time. Never visits the kids. And sometimes butchers their mother (and the rest of the town) so she would shut the fuck up already. Or sometimes just for kicks. THEN HE REMARRIES!

[@daydreamawemaster2035]

not me my kids love me not matter how much I fart and give them thumbs down they love me and my kid the boy hates farts soooooooooooooo your just a murderer and suck

[@rahjeel]

The Sole Survivor had a rough time dealing with his/her baby's kidnapping only to SPOILER ALERT have a Reverse Luke/Darth Vader moment later on. It sucks to be younger than your son who also turned into a giant douche.

[@personman2965]

Argentum 4791 "I SWEAR I USED A CONDOM" were his words before his hand got cut off

[@KH2fan26]

Internet rule: when you bring up Heavy Rain, you have to do a Jason montage

[@frankyramone]

The best caregiver is Hila Klein. She tries so hard to feed and clean the Beanie King, but even she can't handle the goofs sometimes. Happy Thanksgiving.

[@BTAL1ama]

Watching this years later, it's amazing how uncannily realistic Heavy Rain looked at the time, and how uncanny valley it looks now..

[@joshbrooks901]

I know Michael from GTA V loves his kids but its not like he doesnt endanger them constantly.

[@WhammyTime91]

I find when I'm minding kids, the best activity is trying to find them after you've been looking at your phone for 3 hours.

[@lnt305]

"And yes, zombie apocalypses do occasionally happen" They what now

[@MrToasty9000]

my favorite thing about the quest where you kill Grelod is you can just walk up to her in front of the kids and slash her to death and the kids will just start celebrating like they didnt just witness a gruesome murder

[@redstonecasey4713]

I wouldn't trust Manual Samuel with MY kids. If I had any.

[@paradoxxed8888]

Teach em to break their backs

[@bigguy7537]

I can't count how many times I've trapped a baby in a basement and left them in there for ever. I.. IN THE SIMS

[@iissacc]

Isn't there also a theory that songbird contains a Booker to help imprinting so there's that too

[@IAmBrownThunderOfficial]

7:11 Woah. Slow down their Jane. I mean, we're all friends here. So let's all just have a calm down. Okay?

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

Well tbh she is right

[@kroxis7397]

mike's face in the first few seconds is my take on life

[@ArgentDeer]

Fallout 4 or maybe Fallout 3? Fallout 4, the character doesn't exactly watch the baby too well. Fallout 3, your dad FREAKING LEFT YOU and other stuff ensues...plus he kinda gives you a gun at age 10 (which is cool but BBs aren't exactly entirely safe either; but I wouldn't know if this is true or not).

[@FatrickAteman]

tons of 10-year-olds have bb guns and grow up to be fine (maybe support gun control more but still)

[@zkincheloe1412]

CrumpetsRGood4U are you the same crumpets who wrote the borderlands stories on wattpad?

[@ArgentDeer]

King Mantis Aye, that's true....

[@zkincheloe1412]

CrumpetsRGood4U oh, hello then

[@bunchofboshet6496]

ok first of NO Aiden did not cause Nicole to be kidnapped. she was kidnapped by Damien in order to strong arm Aiden into helping him even after he said no, 2. while Aiden isnt completely innocent from the Merlaut job in the fact that he did it for money, he wasnt the one who caused the hit out on him and Damien in the first place, that was Damien over stepping his goddamn boundries and trying to find the second hacker and aiden even tried to abort the mission to get away, and 3 after Nicole gets kidnapped Aiden SAVES Jackson from armed men who came after him TWICE once when they came to take him away and the second time when Jackson snuck into a fortified area. i mean jesus guys....... Aiden isnt that fucking bad

[@AstroManX100]

Finally, someone reasonable.

[@bladedrummond3339]

still a better father story than twilight xD

[@ZeAwesomeHobo]

Noragami Right there! first thing you said: She was kidnapped to strong arm Aiden into helping him. If he wasn't hacking in the first place or just helped the guy she wouldn't need to be kidnapped. It's still Aiden's fault

[@tavoknaza7086]

Ze AwEsOmE Hobo Not really.

[@ZeAwesomeHobo]

Teon Windley Great, i completely understand... (I'm joking of course, I'm just having fun, not trying to be mean or anything)

[@Sam-hp8cp]

as soon as I read the title I was like "the babysitters in sims who left my infant on the front lawn" 😂

[@throwachair4574]

Well now Who's Your Daddy is completely spoiled for me.

[@christophersiefken2836]

First caveat, I know I’m commenting on a really old video. Second caveat, I have no clue if someone has already pointed this out. 2:08 I love how Elizabeth is talking about how weird Booker must think she is (having powers and being friends with a bird monster) and the person who captured the video nodded Booker’s head in agreement.

[@cerealkiller5599]

Man, children in almost all games are annoying little brats that just want to ruin you day.

[@RIPjkripper]

A Lonely Fly In othet words, they are realistic?

[@thestriker2529]

RIPjkripper Just brilliant...

[@Lapinporokoira]

In Skyrim when I'm felling particularity annoyed I'll attempt to kill a child and then kill all the guards who attack me.

[@Steadysphere]

Everytime you mentioned this Lara from Amy, I kept shouting "Laaaaanaaaaa" in Archer's voice

[@Vulcan711]

You guys spoiled who's your daddy wtf

[@Cleverdinoboy]

it had a deep and meaningful story!

[@JaelinBezel]

The way Jason just trucks off in the five seconds it takes to pay a clown while never looking back makes me think Jason just wanted a free balloon before making his run away attempt.

[@markmorelos7738]

how about Leon and Ashley from RE4? I know Leon is badass but Ashley is being kidnapped every now and then..

[@salenstormwing]

Leon got her a nice suit of armor the second time around. No more kidnappings for Ashley!

[@markmorelos7738]

Salen Stormwing Yea but that's just added feature to the game aaaaaaand she still gets kidnapped because of "Plot" reasons

[@salenstormwing]

Mark Morelos It's the thought that counts, I guess.

[@Fanimati0n]

In Ethan's defense, he gave the clown a 20 for a 2 dollar balloon to go catch Jason, because just running off after him without paying would be stealing, therefore, illegal, the mall was crowded full of people, so running would surely result in an accident, if not, potentially running right past Jason, and he DID jump in front of a moving car and took the full impact in an attempt to save Jason. Ethan did all he could. (never thought I'd be defending a David Cage game.)

[@ReneeGalena]

right, it wasn't unreasonable on Ethan's part, Jason was just such a shit kid that I'm willing to bet "who's your daddy" is the prequel to Heavy Rain

[@Fanimati0n]

RenegadeSparks lol. I wouldn't doubt it. Jason, by all means, had no right to live to paraphrase Ian Malcom "Nature *selected* him for extinction." He was a kid, but he deserved to die, that was natural selection at work

[@highspot_437]

I don't think fictional orphanages attract administrators who hate kids, I think the kids in fictional orphanages simply wear good people down with their constant whining about needing clothes without holes, a shelter without rats, and food that isn't rotten. Kids are the worst.

[@kcgoji9977]

Watch_Dogs 1: Seeking revenge for your beloved niece, whose death haunts your every move. Watch_Dogs 2: Drive a hyper-intelligent prop car from an 80's action movie parody that talks in sultry tones remotely through your phone into a billboard whilst dozens upon dozens of fireworks decorate the night. There's some tonal consistency for you!

[@deylond9687]

"Duller than a geography textbook... and twice as thicc 🔥🔥👌🙌💯"

[@sarahr9192]

Everyone knows how awful Grelod is. "Grelod the Kind" is a sarcastic nickname given to her by the townsfolk.

[@joshmartinsilerio2130]

I couldn't focus on the rest of the video after Jane's voice cracked, what was it about again?

[@MR-vz7ro]

What about James Heller from Prototype 2? He actually told his family to stay in the city that was being quickly occupied by the military and infected and wait for him. Rather than leave the city while they can for someplace safer and not on the brink of martial law.

[@intelliligibleverbose2340]

Don't forget that Grelod the kind has shackles for children.

[@danielsdaddy8338]

Yoshi... well Yoshies (Yoshis?Yoshys?) either way they constintly let two hairy ass stereotypical italian children float off just so Yoshi can get his ass kicked by Baby Bowser!!!

[@OldTownPhantom]

I know I bring up Fallout 4 a lot, but come on. Really? No mention of the sole survivor? Player's kid gets kidnapped, spend five minutes looking for him before giving up and start playing post-apocalyptic Sims and running side quests until you finally realize "Oh yeah! Kellog is still alive and Nick Valentine has been locked in a vault for, what, six months now? I should probably do something about that." And then on your way to the commons to rescue Nick, you get distracted cause you hear gunshots, go investigate, and by the time you actually remember who Shaun is, Fallout New Orleans has been released.

[@iansamuels914]

Say what you like about Ethan in Heavy Rain, the "losing Jason" scene still gives me palpitations. And I don't even have kids.

[@averyabbott4162]

I killed Grelod by shooting an arrow into her head and then dragging her body around as a kind of victory dance

[@BurningRabbit666]

I must say: Mike's lines were spot on in this video! Quite on the nose too xD

[@torntokoroa]

See i like Aidan. Yeah he didn't show much emotion but hes a revenge man. Thats why i like him. i knew what he wanted, he had no qualms about killing or doing whatever he needed to do to get that revenge.

[@MsLenepigen]

Yeah. The script bothers me... They made it so that it was his niece and sister, when it should have been his daughter and (estranged) wife. This ruined the emotional impact and is the reason why most people don't understand Aiden. See... nobody complains that Ethan is "boring" and "has no emotions" because it's quite clear who and what he is. A grieving father who cannot find peace. A man consumed by anger and regret willing to do just about anything to make things right.

[@Smoot11]

Things I thought I'd never laugh at: Babies in an oven. Well done, guys

[@thomasgodridge5945]

What's-her-face from The Park?

[@Some__Guy]

Jason's death was 90% his own fault. The little shit thought it would be a good idea to walk away from his parents in a crowded mall, walk OUTSIDE THE MALL, walk ACROSS THE STREET, and then cross back over as a car comes down an easily visible straight road. 4% is Ethan's fault for not caring enough at first, and the other 6% the car's fault for not stopping in time when, again, an easily visible child runs out through the street.

[@nemoku1071]

Shocker that someone with “Arentino” for a last name would put a hit out on someone...

[@Anastas1786]

Considering how most of the guards talk about her once she's dead (either they outright say the kids are better off or they mention that they're pretty sure they saw you leave but don't care enough to arrest you or ask any more questions [except for a few who assume the kids must be heartbroken, but they don't even seem to know Grelod's name so I assume they're either new to Riften or don't hang around the orphanage]) and how oblivious the Jarl is about pretty much everything in the hold, I'm pretty sure "Grelod _the Kind"_ was a sarcastic nickname. Almost everyone in town knew she was a nasty piece of work, but none of them could do anything because the head of Honorhall is appointed by the Jarl or the patrons or something.

[@LeviathanRX]

Press X to Shaun

[@thefarcryguy7861]

LeviathanRX SHAUNNNNNN!?!?!

[@albinoampharos174]

7:14 Am I the only one who immediately started chanting, "JASON!"

[@MrMacman6969]

if they made this video in a few months im sure kratos would be on this list

[@jakedossey5387]

I'm surprised THE PARK isn't on here considering that you ride all the ride and end up killing your kid in the end

[@noahdejesus5601]

Oh no please don't spoil Amy.

[@augustinekirchoff479]

thats hilarious

[@catsapling0079]

Noah DeJesus lol

[@Shannencbooks]

I feel like we need one about the best dads... you know... like Jack Ryan and Subject Delta. I defy you to tell me their offspring didn't get them a "world's best dad" mug for Christmas. Or at the very least a new wrench.

[@stefdb01]

What!? no fallout 4?

[@timothymclean]

How _dare_ the protagonist not protect their infant son while they were trapped in a cryogenic pod thing?

[@codienicholson9686]

Timothy McLean lol he meant after that. cause almost no one would have done the main quest as soon as they start playing.

[@Gilhelmi]

Timothy McLean Heck, 2 in game years later, I still never bothered going to the Institute. (so many settlements to be built, so little time)

[@vanilla-vortexakavanvorott8795]

KlaasHond ye I lost my son and never even bothered to look for him and when i did I killed him! If that's not bad parenting I'll have to try harder

[@Gilhelmi]

Noah Krause I mean this "Father" character never gave us proof that he was Shaun. I suspect that the Institute stole Shaun, and killed him during their mad experiments. "Father" just wanted you to take care of the Institute's trash. You did the Commonwealth, no the World, a favor by killing him. lol

[@DonMoef]

I always thought Ethans three ways of shouting was pretty accurate. There is the "Panic"-shout, the "Frustrate but also a little mad"-shout and the "I don't have time for this and if you don't come to me right now, we will leave without you and make Shaun our favorite son"-shout. What other ways of shouting to a parent need? :D

[@Xvalai]

Since you all mentioned Skyrim, why would you not mention YOU! THE DRAGONBORN WHO ADOPTS A CHILD (OR TWO), THEN GOES AROUND MURDERING EVERYONE!

[@AFrostySn0wman]

Xvalai Well some kids enjoy the slaughter and play with the various daggers you bring them!

[@Xvalai]

Mine sure did ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@georgesears934]

I knew I wouldn't appear on this list, because I'm a great care giver! I teach kids all sorts of valuable lessons about honor, integrity, swordsmanship, and teamwork while only OCCASIONALLY ordering them to perform suicide charges on enemy positions and losing them inside refugee camps. Just look at how my boy Jack turned out, perfectly sane, works well with others, and able to chop tanks in half with a sword!

[@SirS3mt3x]

I should be studying physics right now for the test tomorrow. Whoops.

[@jaedii7287]

ItzFizz did u do it?

[@SirS3mt3x]

+ӄιղɠ ѵสơR Not yet. Lets just hope the bust drives a bit slower than usual. .-.

[@MatrixMiles17]

11:21 He could've become a trackstar because DAMN he moved fast!

[@Tigercup9]

Andy, did you just call Elizabeth "Anna DeWitt"? You just fell from my "Favorites on the cast" list.

[@TristanJHorta]

No. Anna DeWitt is the other Elizabeth.

[@Tigercup9]

What? "Other Elizabeth"? If you mean her as a child, then that's exactly what I'm talking about.

[@Tigercup9]

Anna DeWitt is her real name, not an "other" Elizabeth. Besides, this isn't even the goddamn point of my comment! Her name is ANNABELLE DeWitt!

[@koltengrainger5905]

I appreciate how you guys alert spoilers before video. good on you! :)

[@CloakofAuron]

To be fair to Ethan in Heavy Rain, Jason should have never run off. He was what, 8? 10? Kids that age know enough from TV or their parents the possible consequences of being separated. Most families put the fear of God into their kids with stories of kidnappers and pedos, not including the possibility of getting their ass reddened and their stuff taken away for pulling such shit. Plus, Ethan took the brunt of the collision, so Jason should've been just fine. All that bullshit was for the sake of artificially driven drama. Another reason why Heavy Rain is a shit game, and David Cage a hack writer and director. "I make ze bad game."

[@frederickwyman1937]

I'm surprised that Skyrim got brought up without mentioning the dragonborn and the Hearthfire homes. Not only do you send your new child through the wilderness alone, but I still remember the Cribs episode of OX...

[@crystallkingh3048]

Octodad? no?

[@jadearcade7331]

he was a fantastic dad

[@crystallkingh3048]

Ask Alice. Are you absoultly sure?

[@greggriffith685]

nope

[@aetbhieiils]

Oh come on. He is a dad with a disability. Give him a break.

[@crystallkingh3048]

Platymus Fair enough :|

[@liamwarner5749]

You have a point about orphanage caretakers no matter the medium they do seem to be on a range from jerk to evil. Though the one in Jade Empire was different as while his looking them up at night got them all killed he spent his entire life mourning it and you can convince him to walk into a ghost haunted flooded town to give them a proper burial so they can finally move on, of if your evil be eaten by them.

[@wesly50plays78]

Why do you need to put a spoiler alert for who's your daddy?

[@alonzoruiz3591]

Wesly50 Plays true

[@wesly50plays78]

Nguyen Huu Vinh I don't think he's adopted I think the parents just have a lot of sex

[@logger8498]

When they were talking about the Amy game and how the virus basically made humans in the zombies I immediately got the zombie add for the TV Alexa fire cube

[@2MeterLP]

Shoudnt you put a spoiler warning before the spoiler warnings because they spoil whos gonna be in the video?

[@Crbn46]

Riesenfriese wat

[@ElijahW2003]

Wolf Storm No, they mean a spoiler warning for the spoiler warning.

[@2MeterLP]

Elijah Wright "they"? hHow many am I? Id say at least 17! WE ARE LEGION!

[@airvent7830]

Haha, paused the video at 0:03 andit looks like Mike is trying to brush up his martial arts skills.