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Jarvis Johnson

Jarvis Johnson

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@babbybobabs8701
@babbybobabs8701 4 жыл бұрын
WHO CALLS THEIR WIFE UGLY AT HER FUNERAL
@stanstanstan2597
@stanstanstan2597 4 жыл бұрын
M E
@nickspencer2207
@nickspencer2207 4 жыл бұрын
🙋🏻‍♂️
@TheTheninjagummybear
@TheTheninjagummybear 4 жыл бұрын
Broken straight men who think a relationship won't work if they don't legitimately hate their wives.
@sussybuster
@sussybuster 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheTheninjagummybear O_O
@soup3497
@soup3497 4 жыл бұрын
That’s exactly what I was thinking!!!!
@Vixenpups
@Vixenpups 4 жыл бұрын
Make this guy into a 'my story animated' video. "I became a rapper that secretly ran a content farm"
@ordici_
@ordici_ 4 жыл бұрын
YES ABSOLUTELY!!!
@thenarrator6846
@thenarrator6846 4 жыл бұрын
No because it actually happened
@Vixenpups
@Vixenpups 4 жыл бұрын
@@thenarrator6846 You're so right, i apologize
@Vixenpups
@Vixenpups 4 жыл бұрын
@Saniya Divekar Oh that is so much better and believable.
@cheerio4000
@cheerio4000 4 жыл бұрын
The Narrator oh god
@krissybee123
@krissybee123 4 жыл бұрын
How do we know that the fake blind man didn't push his wife down the stairs and made it look like an accident just so he could stop having to pretend to be blind??
@20_mihir48
@20_mihir48 4 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking of that
@alex15837
@alex15837 4 жыл бұрын
the plot thickens
@unouni2548
@unouni2548 4 жыл бұрын
I was about to say the exact same thing hahaha
@Sheep_Sleepy
@Sheep_Sleepy 4 жыл бұрын
Or just divorce her lmao 😂. Saves his and her time.
@muggz7752
@muggz7752 4 жыл бұрын
Just a Chimchim Fujoshi Not the money tho
@darwinsexplosions
@darwinsexplosions 4 жыл бұрын
Jarvis: "watch out parasite, theres a new epidemic" That joke did not age well
@9thLevelFireball
@9thLevelFireball 4 жыл бұрын
It aged beautifully
@yoshikagekira5196
@yoshikagekira5196 3 жыл бұрын
I personally think it aged wonderfuly
@darwinsexplosions
@darwinsexplosions 3 жыл бұрын
@@yoshikagekira5196 yeah, but now with the vaccine rolling out I don’t know how much longer quarantine will last. Not that I want it to last
@moontheraisin6444
@moontheraisin6444 3 жыл бұрын
It aged like milk
@yoshikagekira5196
@yoshikagekira5196 3 жыл бұрын
@@darwinsexplosions i just like the irony
@Pathwa22
@Pathwa22 4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: Jarvis is the CEO of The Soul Publishing and every other content farm. He uses that to make more content on this channel.
@lauratroy13
@lauratroy13 4 жыл бұрын
@Mark Zimmerman the truth is out there
@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy
@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy 4 жыл бұрын
That’s just a fact
@AAIVE
@AAIVE 4 жыл бұрын
Mark Zimmerman i literally came here to comment this lmaooo
@naut_nigel
@naut_nigel 4 жыл бұрын
C O N S P I R A C Y
@brettt141
@brettt141 4 жыл бұрын
Didnt your dad shoot some kid
@slashingclay4146
@slashingclay4146 4 жыл бұрын
Jarvis: “She fell down the stairs and died. That escalated quickly” No jarvis that deescalated quickly
@d1sc033
@d1sc033 4 жыл бұрын
Good one XD
@Arsonire
@Arsonire 4 жыл бұрын
HA HA AHAHA HA HA GET IT? CUZ SHE'S DEAD. LMAO.
@newtnuke9054
@newtnuke9054 4 жыл бұрын
w h y ?
@privatechan23
@privatechan23 4 жыл бұрын
This joke was either so bad it was good or so good it was good but I don't know because there are tears in my eyes.
@theogrichguy1335
@theogrichguy1335 4 жыл бұрын
Clever
@kloffey8623
@kloffey8623 4 жыл бұрын
Therapist: Extra Crispy Colonel Sanders isn’t real. He can’t hurt you. Extra Crispy Colonel Sanders: 10:05
@muhammadshawalsikandar1274
@muhammadshawalsikandar1274 4 жыл бұрын
WIENER ALERT!!!! WIENERS HAVE BEEN SPOTTED IN THE AREA
@lionturbulence
@lionturbulence 4 жыл бұрын
@@muhammadshawalsikandar1274 ...what?
@airotiv7916
@airotiv7916 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣👍👍
@Sticky-Starz
@Sticky-Starz 3 жыл бұрын
Mood 😔🔫
@spence98
@spence98 4 жыл бұрын
february 2020: watch out parasite there's a new epidemic in town ... may 2020: yeah, you could say that
@marymedeiros7496
@marymedeiros7496 4 жыл бұрын
LMAO THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING
@arctrooperjesse7582
@arctrooperjesse7582 4 жыл бұрын
Haha funny I care so much
@DS-cx9sk
@DS-cx9sk 4 жыл бұрын
@@arctrooperjesse7582 what
@lenl8004
@lenl8004 4 жыл бұрын
There was covid in February???? Huh
@spookmeister4528
@spookmeister4528 4 жыл бұрын
15 days later*
@got2knowthewoman
@got2knowthewoman 4 жыл бұрын
Aragorn: "Legolas! What do your elf eyes see?" Legolas: "A sad business man."
@Hoopcatcher
@Hoopcatcher 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@fjgenso2
@fjgenso2 4 жыл бұрын
Every content farm story: “A man live with his wife and his daughter, they live happy together........ (5 seconds later) *onE dAy, tHEy fALLiNg FrOm STaiRs aND DIe* “
@Linhdoesstuff
@Linhdoesstuff 4 жыл бұрын
*iT's StaRiS!*
@chongjunxiang3002
@chongjunxiang3002 4 жыл бұрын
"A man lives with his wife and his daughter, this is how his organ failed." cue dr bernard
@anada47
@anada47 4 жыл бұрын
Like the one in another vid like "I lived with my mom, dad and brothers, we were one big happy family. That is, until my father died" as the first sentence in the video
@bacononpizza9313
@bacononpizza9313 4 жыл бұрын
Its staris you uncultured swine
@nzubechukwu
@nzubechukwu 4 жыл бұрын
STARIS
@eveyaspaas3667
@eveyaspaas3667 4 жыл бұрын
I read this title as “The hacker who secretly runs a contestant farm”. I think I need to lay down... Edit: he changed the title lol it WAS the rapper who secretly runs a content farm.
@lvbboi9
@lvbboi9 4 жыл бұрын
Also Its dat Natsuki
@eveyaspaas3667
@eveyaspaas3667 4 жыл бұрын
LVBBoi you bet your ass it is🤟🤟
@user-bd9xg9xj6u
@user-bd9xg9xj6u 4 жыл бұрын
I did that to
@fukoaf
@fukoaf 4 жыл бұрын
I was here at 10 likes...
@echo_sprite
@echo_sprite 4 жыл бұрын
@Evey Aspaas at least you still read it as something innocent... Unlike me. I thought this was gonna be darker video
@justanotheranimationchanne5725
@justanotheranimationchanne5725 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, Jarvis’s personality is so wholesome, he’s what the kids would call uh...babey
@oliviahughes3883
@oliviahughes3883 4 жыл бұрын
@Just Another Animation Channel Jarvis is totally babey, we Stan
@bruh-zy1bq
@bruh-zy1bq 4 жыл бұрын
lol tru
@manboy4720
@manboy4720 4 жыл бұрын
we got the readings and we've concluded that jarvis johnson is... 97.5% babey. that seems about right, we got this big ol' babey detection device all the way from the states.
@misplacedpotato7962
@misplacedpotato7962 4 жыл бұрын
You mean a cinnamon roll?
@gwenethp511
@gwenethp511 4 жыл бұрын
Babey!!! ùwú
@indiegate810
@indiegate810 4 жыл бұрын
“Watch our parasite, there’s a new epidemic... and we should be concerned” *flash forward to the largest mass quarantine in human history because of a pandemic*
@ryzemidsauce3668
@ryzemidsauce3668 4 жыл бұрын
@Carl Kirchhoff *largest mass qurantine*
@wyattmiller9539
@wyattmiller9539 4 жыл бұрын
1918, homie
@anxiousaj1616
@anxiousaj1616 4 жыл бұрын
1918 mein friend What does the late 1920’s and I have in common? *The Great Depression*
@dumbname939
@dumbname939 4 жыл бұрын
Anxious Angus The economy collapsed inside of you?
@arctrooperjesse7582
@arctrooperjesse7582 4 жыл бұрын
@@anxiousaj1616 I don't care about both?
@charlx8979
@charlx8979 4 жыл бұрын
“Flo-rida thats a state” MY MIND IS BLOWN
@randomnameforarandomnerd8400
@randomnameforarandomnerd8400 4 жыл бұрын
i found a street named florida street. i just woke up from a nap and when i read the sign, i said, “why is there a street named after Flo-rida?” and that was when i discovered the pun.
@Isabel-ge1ou
@Isabel-ge1ou 4 жыл бұрын
charl X it is a state....... a horrible horrible state. don’t go.
@bri2149
@bri2149 3 жыл бұрын
@@Isabel-ge1ou as a floridian i can confirm
@wellbakedquiche2043
@wellbakedquiche2043 4 жыл бұрын
"Watch out Parasite, there's a new epidemic in town" _well you're not wrong_
@plague6566
@plague6566 4 жыл бұрын
Bottled uncontaminated air
@plague6566
@plague6566 4 жыл бұрын
@@minivinny5917 That's how pirating works
@plague6566
@plague6566 4 жыл бұрын
@@minivinny5917 My brother really likes Monster Hunter and fortnite (Degenerate simulator) that's why my channel is just that Edit: I subbed you too because payback
@plague6566
@plague6566 4 жыл бұрын
@@minivinny5917 Oh shit no it's bad-
@BajanEnglishman51
@BajanEnglishman51 4 жыл бұрын
Sez Yes it’s not even that big of an issue
@Bundles06
@Bundles06 4 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure "blind" man pushed his wife down the stairs.
@Ratsratsrats6473
@Ratsratsrats6473 4 жыл бұрын
skittzmusic I think you mean staris
@greg3589
@greg3589 4 жыл бұрын
"finally! I don't have to wear these stupid sun glasses!"
@theandromedaeffect979
@theandromedaeffect979 4 жыл бұрын
When you try to open up the fridge but then you hear a loud scream and a thud
@wayward203
@wayward203 4 жыл бұрын
7:47 His wife is going to haunt him for the rest of her unlife for all of the chores he probably got out of doing because he was pretending to be blind.
@zappawench6048
@zappawench6048 4 жыл бұрын
I'd say becoming a Colonel in the military made him pretty successful already.
@beepatpen
@beepatpen 4 жыл бұрын
That epiDEMIC joke... Aged perfectly, just like wine made of milk. (Wait when did this video come out--)
@mello.1483
@mello.1483 4 жыл бұрын
In February 😆
@rubythebitch46
@rubythebitch46 4 жыл бұрын
Pandemic** :)
@AquaticBlaze
@AquaticBlaze 4 жыл бұрын
Covid was still an epidemic whe this video was made Now its a pandemic
@NoName-ld7gg
@NoName-ld7gg 4 жыл бұрын
*_Like a bad curry, mate_*
@Bee-kv5tx
@Bee-kv5tx 4 жыл бұрын
In February so it was before the mass quarentine
@leeeeeeeeeeeeeviathan
@leeeeeeeeeeeeeviathan 4 жыл бұрын
"Watch out parasite, there's a new epidemic in down" oh, past Jarvis... edit: we get it, you guys are Mr. Worldwide. Now stop arguing in the comments and go live your lives
@lenl8004
@lenl8004 4 жыл бұрын
Did u not think there was covid 19 in February
@marymedeiros7496
@marymedeiros7496 4 жыл бұрын
Len L bro y did u comment that 3 times
@lenl8004
@lenl8004 4 жыл бұрын
Mary Medeiros LMAOO MY BAD INTERNET
@Clover999X3
@Clover999X3 4 жыл бұрын
@@lenl8004 ye but I think this was recorded earlier
@lenl8004
@lenl8004 4 жыл бұрын
@@Clover999X3 no parasite won the Oscar in January/Feb
@Valentinoescudero07
@Valentinoescudero07 4 жыл бұрын
“Watch out parasite” - Jarvis Johnson a filmography genius
@RandomPerson-vn6sc
@RandomPerson-vn6sc 4 жыл бұрын
“I don’t care how many people are in the world. I want you, end of story!” I’m sorry is that a threat?
@hammytrey6955
@hammytrey6955 4 жыл бұрын
Y E S
@duck3746
@duck3746 4 жыл бұрын
I’m scared.
@NoName-ld7gg
@NoName-ld7gg 4 жыл бұрын
@dUcK _You should be_
@rmdavidov
@rmdavidov 3 жыл бұрын
@@hammytrey6955 mega desk
@lvbboi9
@lvbboi9 3 жыл бұрын
"History will decide who's right, end of story" Random reference I just wanted to make
@sef1117atuncw
@sef1117atuncw 4 жыл бұрын
"Don't take for granted your whippings from your Dad, for some don't have whippings and some don't have a Dad." -MEMIC
@drawingfrenzy915
@drawingfrenzy915 4 жыл бұрын
@@MarkyMischlitt ...I'm pretty sure that by "don't have a dad" they meant that the dad died
@JBC352
@JBC352 3 жыл бұрын
@@drawingfrenzy915 I gotta wonder why he didn’t wonder about the original meme, about having no mom. He does know sperm isn’t the only thing needed to make a baby, right? 😂
@SorowFame
@SorowFame 3 жыл бұрын
@@drawingfrenzy915 or that they went to buy milk.
@averyeml
@averyeml 4 жыл бұрын
All that "look out Parasite, there's a new epidemic coming around, call the CDC" stuff had about 2 weeks before it became too real, lol
@Dogy0909
@Dogy0909 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Jarvis, several members of my family are deaf or hard of hearing and I’d like to show them some of your videos, is there a way for you to open up community subs? I’d love to write subs for you in English and Spanish, since the auto captions can be super inaccurate.
@three7446
@three7446 3 жыл бұрын
I love this comment. I hope he responds. That’s super nice of you to do that for your family.
@Dogy0909
@Dogy0909 3 жыл бұрын
@@three7446 Unfortunately I think KZbin stopped the community sub feature, unless they’ve brought it back I remember earlier this year I was very dissapointed to learn it was going away.
@catrenaprescod2469
@catrenaprescod2469 3 жыл бұрын
@@Dogy0909 Jarvis has his own subtitles besides the autogenerated ones. Try clicking captions and clicking English-Default or something like that. If you needed Spanish specifically or any other language then I don't have any other ideas. Hope this helps in any way. 🙂
@Griselda_Puppy
@Griselda_Puppy 2 жыл бұрын
You can download certain browsers that are specifically for subtitles for sites such as YT. I forget the names of them, sorry, but im pretty sure you could google and find them. 😊
@mftemi
@mftemi 4 жыл бұрын
LMAO my mom just shared a demic post on her facebook page that says: “Feed a dog for three days they will remember you for three years. Feed a human for three years they will forget you in three days” *c r i n g e*
@Steamworker_Evolair
@Steamworker_Evolair 3 жыл бұрын
That, my friend, is literal pain to read
@mftemi
@mftemi 3 жыл бұрын
@@Steamworker_Evolair i agree
@user-ii8dx3in4k
@user-ii8dx3in4k 3 жыл бұрын
That’s called dementia
@mftemi
@mftemi 3 жыл бұрын
@@user-ii8dx3in4k you’re not wrong
@bradbland9307
@bradbland9307 3 жыл бұрын
It’s kind of true
@picowill
@picowill 4 жыл бұрын
you know guys i’m starting to get the feeling that jarvis doesn’t like content farms. idk tho
@neobro234
@neobro234 4 жыл бұрын
Will Levine nah that can’t be
@krissybee123
@krissybee123 4 жыл бұрын
what makes you think that?
@rainbowdroidman
@rainbowdroidman 4 жыл бұрын
You know it’s all a joke right? He isn't actually against them. He has one of his own, remember.
@Coolerthan_u
@Coolerthan_u 4 жыл бұрын
Stop making such wild accusations child!
@sophiisherman7463
@sophiisherman7463 4 жыл бұрын
Idk I think ur kinda reaching
@ElTurbinado
@ElTurbinado 4 жыл бұрын
here's an even weirder thought: what if jersey demic isn't behind the content farm; what if the content farm company also created a rapper persona named jersey demic? i mean it's no less random than the rest of the weird crap in their portfolio.
@lugoorstar
@lugoorstar 4 жыл бұрын
Yea that happens whith badabun
@scottc1857
@scottc1857 4 жыл бұрын
Content farmception
@NoName-ld7gg
@NoName-ld7gg 4 жыл бұрын
Meh.... It actually sounds like a My Story Animated shenanigan.
@NoName-ld7gg
@NoName-ld7gg 4 жыл бұрын
“I Used to be a Rapper Who Ran a Content Farm”
@kloffey8623
@kloffey8623 4 жыл бұрын
“Simple formula for living:” *continues to show 30 complicated steps and rules*
@aliveslice
@aliveslice 4 жыл бұрын
Just be happy! Goddamit.
@letsreadtextbook1687
@letsreadtextbook1687 4 жыл бұрын
I know the REAL Simple formula of living: BREATHE
@thealtpandapng
@thealtpandapng 4 жыл бұрын
Why is mine just listening to music? Like actually I have a poster in my room that my gf made for me that says “How to survive: Listen to MCR Listen to falling in Reverse Listen to Green Day Listen to Sleeping With Sirens And most importantly,remember to light the candles on your Gerard Way shrine every night at sun down to prepare for your rituals to resurrect MCR” I can say,I never forgot to light the candles on my Gerard Way shrine and now MCR is back.
@martyrdsoul663
@martyrdsoul663 4 жыл бұрын
1:30 watching this part after Coronavirus, hits different
@jknMEMES
@jknMEMES 4 жыл бұрын
9:02 Share, and make your loved ones aware, of the stair, before they slip and die, while you're having an afair!
@gioryo7883
@gioryo7883 4 жыл бұрын
Damn !!!
@jknMEMES
@jknMEMES 4 жыл бұрын
@@gioryo7883 xD
@TheStellarJay
@TheStellarJay 4 жыл бұрын
I like how his content hasn’t changed a bit with his size, keep it up.
@certlovrboy1089
@certlovrboy1089 4 жыл бұрын
...He used to make tech videos and inspirational videos.
@scvpest
@scvpest 4 жыл бұрын
@@certlovrboy1089 I just realized he's at over 1 million subs. Wtf when
@kylewarr9463
@kylewarr9463 4 жыл бұрын
“It has 2 stars which is... some” -Jarvis 2020
@nzubechukwu
@nzubechukwu 4 жыл бұрын
It had 2 S T A R I S
@meretricious.
@meretricious. 4 жыл бұрын
You guys are getting it all wrong it's called, the pacer test is a-
@user-rm3iy4ye2l
@user-rm3iy4ye2l 4 жыл бұрын
"BECAUSE THAT'S-A SPICY MEATBALL!" "Extra Crispy Colonel Sanders" 1 am here and I'm trying not to laugh aloud.
@jamieranlett1029
@jamieranlett1029 4 жыл бұрын
noel? is that you?!
@savannahboyack4998
@savannahboyack4998 4 жыл бұрын
I think he just predicted the future with all the epidemic talk in the beginning of the video
@mattoreo5854
@mattoreo5854 4 жыл бұрын
Well actually covid was an epidemic at the time, but it was yet to be a pandemic
@456puff
@456puff 3 жыл бұрын
I'd like to make a stupid point about the blind man story. A few years ago my face got pretty badly burned and I was suppose to end up with a bunch of scars (which I didn't somehow, I think sheer luck). But from the time he arrived at the emergency room and throughout the whole healing process my boyfriend went out of his way to tell me that no matter what, he'll always think I'm beautiful. And I have to say that despite not being too concerned with my appearance that made me feel a lot better.
@Moraca101
@Moraca101 4 жыл бұрын
Did they hire the same artists as Wikihow? Cause its bad.
@priyanjali_rudra
@priyanjali_rudra 4 жыл бұрын
Moraca101 Omg! I was thinking the same thing
@Christina-sj1wc
@Christina-sj1wc 4 жыл бұрын
Do you think that the pictures were taken from some article and spun into the stories? (I’m guessing there’s multiple but I haven’t finished the video yet)
@goinkosu
@goinkosu 4 жыл бұрын
iirc wikihow artists are volunteers
@gavinleague7767
@gavinleague7767 4 жыл бұрын
Wikihow art is godly
@therandomdude0924
@therandomdude0924 4 жыл бұрын
Jayne and Jack are offend. :P
@aryanarjun07
@aryanarjun07 4 жыл бұрын
Little does Jarvis know he relies on content farms to make content.
@lonewolfgamingplus379
@lonewolfgamingplus379 4 жыл бұрын
A plot twist to rival Sixth Sense.
@maddiepaddy2608
@maddiepaddy2608 4 жыл бұрын
He is a content farmer
@jansenncuber8009
@jansenncuber8009 4 жыл бұрын
Uh, no.
@lemonpoundcake22
@lemonpoundcake22 4 жыл бұрын
Maddie Patty lol perfect
@plague6566
@plague6566 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine content farming content farms
@sam-ch6hv
@sam-ch6hv 4 жыл бұрын
The videos are like the stories with morals that Michael Scott tells. "You know, an employee will go home and he'll tell his neighbor, "Hey, did you get an award?" And the neighbor will say, "No, man. I mean, I slave all day. Nobody notices me." The next thing you know, the employee smells something terrible coming from the neighbor's house. The neighbor's hanged himself due to lack of recognition."
@thealtpandapng
@thealtpandapng 4 жыл бұрын
Cellos are the best,as a violin player I can say that that’s debatable (your name not the comment)
@jacob.loesch
@jacob.loesch 4 жыл бұрын
Dude I just saw that episode
@keturahjackson6762
@keturahjackson6762 4 жыл бұрын
@@thealtpandapng bro, literally, no joke, i was about to comment that
@sugarbear4865
@sugarbear4865 4 жыл бұрын
Keturah Jackson I play a bass, but yeah cellos have an amazing tone range
@superboyces1155
@superboyces1155 4 жыл бұрын
Cello player here.. good thing I got recognition so I don't have to hang myself
@Kbecr
@Kbecr 4 жыл бұрын
I mean, it seems like the "blind man" may have pushed the wife down the sTaRiS after she realised he wasn't blind....? Or maybe I'm reading too much in to it- I just re-watched the 7 second riddles episode 🤣
@avispetrie3102
@avispetrie3102 4 жыл бұрын
Plot Twist: Demic is named as such after causing a global pandemic. COVID-19 is their strategy to get people to watch their content farm while we're all stuck in quarentine
@prcs420
@prcs420 4 жыл бұрын
at around 3:23 the third autofill suggestion is just "why" and honestly?? same
@ello-olle
@ello-olle 4 жыл бұрын
me
@lisazdvoru1660
@lisazdvoru1660 4 жыл бұрын
"Is this page run by my mom?" Life's big questions.
@froochi3577
@froochi3577 4 жыл бұрын
Jarvis: *posts more* Me: :D
@sarabjorgvins3538
@sarabjorgvins3538 4 жыл бұрын
:)
@teej1696
@teej1696 4 жыл бұрын
Jarvis: Posts good content Me: Baby yoda face
@ello-olle
@ello-olle 4 жыл бұрын
:-)
@briaiguess8834
@briaiguess8834 4 жыл бұрын
@@teej1696 Are you saying he normally posts bad content? Cause thats not true.
@teej1696
@teej1696 4 жыл бұрын
Brianna Kennedy No he always make excellent content don’t get me wrong
@hunkmunkulous1356
@hunkmunkulous1356 4 жыл бұрын
1:46 Oh, we're gonna have to call the CDC alright...
@jynxiebaby5137
@jynxiebaby5137 Жыл бұрын
I absolutely hate when people say shit like "some people don't have mothers" as like a guilt trip thing. I have a dead mom and was left in the "care" of a severely abusive and neglectful stepmom. Just because someone has mother/stepmother/honestly just parental figure in general, doesn't mean they're safe and loved and cared for properly. I'd have taken no mom at all in a fucking heartbeat, personally.
@D_YellowMadness
@D_YellowMadness 4 жыл бұрын
"Your parents didn't leave you when you were young." "Others don't have mothers." These quotes shouldn't have come from the same place. Also, the first one is stupid in general.
@RedK5
@RedK5 4 жыл бұрын
D YellowMadness my dad left me when I was young. Also do they not know orphans exist?
@wearelegallyrequiredtoeatd3580
@wearelegallyrequiredtoeatd3580 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah like what about abusive parents? They might provide food to the kid but many just don't support them in anything else Also some just provide food because otherwise they'll be charged with putting a child in danger by not feeding them, not because they actually care about the kid Also parents who kill their children exist so...
@mftemi
@mftemi 4 жыл бұрын
They dont even know if there parents left them or not
@Isabel-ge1ou
@Isabel-ge1ou 4 жыл бұрын
RedK5 that part about the orphans..........that is what the quote is saying, that the person the speaker is speaking to has parents and should be blessed.........others don’t have parents, meaning the others are the orphans. the person who posted this thread was clearly dumb fucking moron. it’s very clear a lot of those things where from the chinese religion tha5 was popular before communist takeover......i can’t spell it well it is not buddhism , it worships the grandparent and parents it’s spelled like this: confcuciusism ok close enough, and the communist who took over chinas imperial rulers made religion illegal, though some still practiced in secret.
@kirangeorge4459
@kirangeorge4459 4 жыл бұрын
huh, whatever, Karen
@Fightre_Flighte
@Fightre_Flighte 4 жыл бұрын
"At age 65 he was ready to...." Yeah, yeah... Perform self forever sleep. You can just say that. That'd save you from the suicide of your monetization.
@anthonythejedi7101
@anthonythejedi7101 4 жыл бұрын
Go to bed and sleep / as my brother says “go sleepy”
@Fightre_Flighte
@Fightre_Flighte 4 жыл бұрын
@@anthonythejedi7101 Wrong sleep. But sure.
@aishafaiha2836
@aishafaiha2836 3 жыл бұрын
Self dead
@GippyHappy
@GippyHappy 3 жыл бұрын
I just got bummed out thinking about some old dude killing himself. Grandpas can't do suicide, that's just wrong.
@Fightre_Flighte
@Fightre_Flighte 3 жыл бұрын
@@GippyHappy Oh you poor innocent thing....
@Ditto366
@Ditto366 4 жыл бұрын
"Mission is to create the best video content in the world!" *MISSION FAILED, WE'LL GET 'EM NEXT TIME*
@Lvmikki77
@Lvmikki77 4 жыл бұрын
The epidemic jokes didn't age too well
@LarxieArveri
@LarxieArveri 4 жыл бұрын
I fucking lost it the "the Center for Da Meme Control" holy shit
@rainaraina4325
@rainaraina4325 4 жыл бұрын
7:57 that doesn't make sense because he went blind before she got freckles
@jerseyhub9396
@jerseyhub9396 4 жыл бұрын
Me: * Checking everyday to see if Jarvis uploaded * Jarvis: * uploads * Me: The interior of my brain in which runs all of my organs and blood streams, have snapped from excitement. Therefore, causing me to perish to the after world, if there even is one. What is the meaning of life? “When will it all end?” “No Brian, I’m a baby”
@coltonwilson
@coltonwilson 4 жыл бұрын
Just turn on post notifications
@sef1117atuncw
@sef1117atuncw 4 жыл бұрын
Umm...your heart runs your blood "streams" 😂
@sugxi
@sugxi 4 жыл бұрын
How does the brain snap
@jerseyhub9396
@jerseyhub9396 4 жыл бұрын
Guys your realize this is a comment right? Stop criticizing
@sef1117atuncw
@sef1117atuncw 4 жыл бұрын
@@jerseyhub9396 wait this is a comment? I thought this was a college essay... my bad. Just trying to educate today's youth on how the body works🧠♥️🏋️‍♀️ or maybe just cracking a joke...
@Oltin1000
@Oltin1000 4 жыл бұрын
" Never give up, cus death is a spicy meatball "
@LordMangudai
@LordMangudai 4 жыл бұрын
Now I'm wondering if Jersey Demic actually comes from Kosovo himself and his birth name was Jerzy Drmič
@choreomaniac
@choreomaniac 3 жыл бұрын
Yes. Demic sounds Southern Slavic.
@yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole
@yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole 3 жыл бұрын
god i hope
@danica7288
@danica7288 3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@chronicmedisorder
@chronicmedisorder 4 жыл бұрын
"Appreciate the food your mother cooks for you" Me and my mom, neither of whom can actually cook: 👁👄👁
@the_real_lego_commander_co6685
@the_real_lego_commander_co6685 4 жыл бұрын
Living in NJ, I can confirm, we don’t spell stairs ‘Staris’
@aidanabbott3686
@aidanabbott3686 4 жыл бұрын
Ok second comment; I was having a bad day and this video made me feel way better. Idk if you read these when there's 1k+ comments but you're videos are great and they make my day
@pollinator1791
@pollinator1791 4 жыл бұрын
The blind man story is a whole episode from American dad
@AbomninableFrenchFry
@AbomninableFrenchFry 4 жыл бұрын
Whattt!!
@katie2275
@katie2275 4 жыл бұрын
@@AbomninableFrenchFry there's like an episode where Francine gets ugly because she wants to see if Stan only likes her for her looks, he's totally put off but hides it by making himself blind lmao
@oxey_
@oxey_ 4 жыл бұрын
@@katie2275 oh my god lool
@gwenethp511
@gwenethp511 4 жыл бұрын
@@katie2275 that was my first episode I ever watched!! lol
@chouxbits
@chouxbits 4 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp 😳
@jiblygropmingropmin9760
@jiblygropmingropmin9760 3 жыл бұрын
7:18 don’t you mean that DE escalated quickly?
@cokilla6513
@cokilla6513 4 жыл бұрын
The fact he started talking about an epidemic about a month before coronavirus is actually fuckin’ scary
@doctorxawesomestop-motion1234
@doctorxawesomestop-motion1234 4 жыл бұрын
“How long is the new Jarvis Johnson video?” “I don’t know, man... I don’t have 20:20 vision!” Ok I’ll leave. Btw I frickin’ love your videos. Never change.
@zpeters3771
@zpeters3771 4 жыл бұрын
Doctor X Awesome Stop-Motion DUDE IT IS 20:20
@doctorxawesomestop-motion1234
@doctorxawesomestop-motion1234 4 жыл бұрын
Zamia Peters ummm... yeah? That’s why I said it.
@Coolerthan_u
@Coolerthan_u 4 жыл бұрын
Doctor X Awesome Stop-Motion NOICE
@Coolerthan_u
@Coolerthan_u 4 жыл бұрын
Zamia Peters thats the joke.....
@LLAWLlET
@LLAWLlET 4 жыл бұрын
Nice profile picture. It's pretty rare to see other MTT fans in 2020. :]
@lonewolfgamingplus379
@lonewolfgamingplus379 4 жыл бұрын
The best Javis reintroduction: "Welcome back to the bad times, things are bad now. But on the bright side, their much worse"
@fatimarizvi964
@fatimarizvi964 4 жыл бұрын
No one. Literally no one on this planet. Demic: *share and make your loved ones aware*
@Shoob-k5u
@Shoob-k5u 3 жыл бұрын
“The sun is behind the moon that’s why it shines” -Jarvis Johnson
@RaRafop
@RaRafop 3 жыл бұрын
You,Kurtis,Danny and Drew have the same humor and I love it
@jucom756
@jucom756 4 жыл бұрын
4:50 Simple formula for living: Don't die
@azun_djlimir9473
@azun_djlimir9473 4 жыл бұрын
“i need to stop talking about content farms,” ...or else i myself will become a content farm about content farms
@SirAbrahamSlaps
@SirAbrahamSlaps 4 жыл бұрын
When you see "content farm" in the title you know it's gonna be good. Edit: He changed the title to “animated stories”, even better! 😭🙏
@nicoledoubleyou
@nicoledoubleyou 2 жыл бұрын
Now it just says memes in the title
@thephony1651
@thephony1651 2 жыл бұрын
“Watch out parasite, because there’s a new epidemic.” One month later that joke could have been so much better
@sudocatsda1guy390
@sudocatsda1guy390 4 жыл бұрын
"There's a new epidemic in town, and it's going to be a problem. Someone better alert the CDC" - Jarvis Johnson feb. 25. 2020
@slamanthaaa
@slamanthaaa 4 жыл бұрын
Jarvis’s shirt just made me realize it’s rune scape and not run escape
@kiri1082
@kiri1082 4 жыл бұрын
w h e e z e
@llllB06llll
@llllB06llll 4 жыл бұрын
I played that game it was really fun I just need to get membership cuz I got really bored a free to play
@magronorph5029
@magronorph5029 4 жыл бұрын
The husband pushed the wife down the stairs cos he couldn't take acting blind anymore
@aniyaturner6
@aniyaturner6 4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist:
@citizenaim1
@citizenaim1 4 жыл бұрын
Staris*
@araceli7604
@araceli7604 4 жыл бұрын
Wait till they hit you with that "Eat your vegetables; there are starving children in Africa"
@rekhakawale5753
@rekhakawale5753 4 жыл бұрын
9:43, colonel sanders had a fucking laptop?
@thewaterman3744
@thewaterman3744 4 жыл бұрын
Ive been looking for a page that included my 3 favorite topic: rounded upper backs, colonal sanders, and banana facts. Thanks Jarvis/Demic!
@deeee_jaaaayyyy
@deeee_jaaaayyyy 4 жыл бұрын
Jarvis take so long to upload cause he sees all the stuff he's gonna talk about and he just thinks in the shower till he gets the right roast 3 weeks after thinking in the shower
@FowlsNest
@FowlsNest 4 жыл бұрын
"Listen more, talk less" I think what you actually mean is "Talk less, smile more. Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for."
@chaospractitioner4435
@chaospractitioner4435 4 жыл бұрын
“You wanna get ahead?”
@cinnabard955
@cinnabard955 4 жыл бұрын
Shake hands with him, charm her, it’s the 1800’s everybody vote for BURR!
@criticalfailure6464
@criticalfailure6464 4 жыл бұрын
“You can’t be serious.”
@sregmi2695
@sregmi2695 4 жыл бұрын
You wanna get ahead?
@musclemanmyles3665
@musclemanmyles3665 4 жыл бұрын
*I came as soon as i heard*
@nuclearnadal4869
@nuclearnadal4869 4 жыл бұрын
Finally. You are literally the opposite of a content farm. A content drought
@nadeezn
@nadeezn 4 жыл бұрын
*w H e E z E*
@sorrai
@sorrai 4 жыл бұрын
more like a content famine
@subscribeandilleatstuartli9928
@subscribeandilleatstuartli9928 4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@NaddaMercenary
@NaddaMercenary 4 жыл бұрын
His content is quality though
@ultimatebro5719
@ultimatebro5719 4 жыл бұрын
@@NaddaMercenary and actually he started to post more frequently than the past years
@ET-nq3ex
@ET-nq3ex 4 жыл бұрын
14:42 Jarvis reveals his passion for Love is Blind before the video is released
@Kokolowolf
@Kokolowolf 3 жыл бұрын
The ending "Just kidding I asked him and he said yeah" gets me every time
@addybishop308
@addybishop308 4 жыл бұрын
**falls down stairs** Well that de-escalated quickly
@Azaarv
@Azaarv 4 жыл бұрын
3.49 : “parents didn’t leave you when you were young” Me: Laughs in childhood abandonment
@mr.awesome7552
@mr.awesome7552 4 жыл бұрын
F
@naha6161
@naha6161 4 жыл бұрын
i dont know why but when i read the description, i did it with a southern accent. i think it was something about the "real strange backstory" but idk
@Octobermarceline
@Octobermarceline 2 жыл бұрын
I like how he’s talking about pandemic and cdc right before it goes down hill
@oli_kate
@oli_kate 3 жыл бұрын
1:45 The fact that this was posted just before covid fully started happening around the world
@AS-mc4ie
@AS-mc4ie 4 жыл бұрын
Kinda off topic but why can jarvis do such a good stewie voice
@omnipotentvoice6537
@omnipotentvoice6537 4 жыл бұрын
I'm starting to think that Jarvis is the Chris Hansen equivalent but for Content Farms.
@AirLight1646
@AirLight1646 4 жыл бұрын
Would like but I don’t want to ruin the epic 69
@pandoraarts7748
@pandoraarts7748 4 жыл бұрын
9:07 Id totally send it. And this would be the message. "My dude's this is even better than twilight"
@bobross8698
@bobross8698 4 жыл бұрын
did jarvis just predict coronavirus...?
@chichi9905
@chichi9905 4 жыл бұрын
The corona virus was around before this video came out lol
@user-rm4xo8xn9t
@user-rm4xo8xn9t 3 жыл бұрын
This was made in September 2020 Sooooo Corona came first lol
@insertcommaname1388
@insertcommaname1388 4 жыл бұрын
My wife was scared that I wouldn’t love him because he’s actually a guy, so I pretended to get in an accident, thus turning me gay.
@TheTheninjagummybear
@TheTheninjagummybear 4 жыл бұрын
... Oof. Edit: No, I'm not on your side.
@ashestodust9483
@ashestodust9483 4 жыл бұрын
Confusion
@laurabii99
@laurabii99 3 жыл бұрын
trans rights
@lvbboi9
@lvbboi9 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh moment
@TPNsBiggestFan
@TPNsBiggestFan 3 жыл бұрын
is this transphobic or not i can’t tell i’m not joking i literally can’t tell so i’m just going to not like the comments just in case it is
@aron1906
@aron1906 4 жыл бұрын
“And that’s a threat!”
@user-Zurkieth
@user-Zurkieth 4 жыл бұрын
Jarvis: the rapper that runs a content farm *lords scheme lords scheme*
@quenitawalrond-lewis3988
@quenitawalrond-lewis3988 4 жыл бұрын
YOU HAVE MADE MY DAYYY! *wheeze*
@giovannieich7487
@giovannieich7487 4 жыл бұрын
18:30 ...which is especially immoral considering the Kosovo is a war-torn country with extremely poor and probably quite easy to underpay citizens.
@FallenDaffodil
@FallenDaffodil 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you !! You're entirely correct. I'm lucky to live near the capital, meaning most public services are available, and residential areas are safe, but that's not the case for most of the country. Things are also much cheaper in Kosovo, compared to the other European countries , explaining why they'd take much lower wages.
@yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole
@yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole 3 жыл бұрын
@@FallenDaffodil you guys are always in my thoughts ❤️
@unoriginal9299
@unoriginal9299 3 жыл бұрын
11:29 as a person in NJ I can confirm this and I am happy that my state got Recognize by Jarvis :D
@alexkorinth6459
@alexkorinth6459 3 жыл бұрын
"Center for Di-Meme Control" dealt me precisely 2.4 psychic damage.
@jonkolta7848
@jonkolta7848 4 жыл бұрын
DRAG HIM Jarvis, DRAG HIM!!!
@iccye5959
@iccye5959 4 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie Jarvis’ stewie impression was pretty damn good
@kabanagos
@kabanagos 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone: videos Jarvis: motion pictures Me, as an intelectual: *motion.jpg*
@fanimations4431
@fanimations4431 4 жыл бұрын
Harvard: Yo we need you
@plague6566
@plague6566 4 жыл бұрын
No no no *Motion.mp3*
@thebrutusmars
@thebrutusmars 4 жыл бұрын
Captain Plague Now if we combine them...
@rmp3472
@rmp3472 4 жыл бұрын
@@plague6566 no image.mp3
@annikan42
@annikan42 4 жыл бұрын
jpg.mov
@magma95
@magma95 4 жыл бұрын
"Theres a new epidemic in town, and its getting to be a problem" Jarvis predicted the next month
@danielestrada9769
@danielestrada9769 4 жыл бұрын
So much foreshadowing
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