Broken straight men who think a relationship won't work if they don't legitimately hate their wives.
@sussybuster4 жыл бұрын
@@TheTheninjagummybear O_O
@soup34974 жыл бұрын
That’s exactly what I was thinking!!!!
@Vixenpups4 жыл бұрын
Make this guy into a 'my story animated' video. "I became a rapper that secretly ran a content farm"
@ordici_4 жыл бұрын
YES ABSOLUTELY!!!
@thenarrator68464 жыл бұрын
No because it actually happened
@Vixenpups4 жыл бұрын
@@thenarrator6846 You're so right, i apologize
@Vixenpups4 жыл бұрын
@Saniya Divekar Oh that is so much better and believable.
@cheerio40004 жыл бұрын
The Narrator oh god
@krissybee1234 жыл бұрын
How do we know that the fake blind man didn't push his wife down the stairs and made it look like an accident just so he could stop having to pretend to be blind??
@20_mihir484 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking of that
@alex158374 жыл бұрын
the plot thickens
@unouni25484 жыл бұрын
I was about to say the exact same thing hahaha
@Sheep_Sleepy4 жыл бұрын
Or just divorce her lmao 😂. Saves his and her time.
@muggz77524 жыл бұрын
Just a Chimchim Fujoshi Not the money tho
@darwinsexplosions4 жыл бұрын
Jarvis: "watch out parasite, theres a new epidemic" That joke did not age well
@9thLevelFireball4 жыл бұрын
It aged beautifully
@yoshikagekira51963 жыл бұрын
I personally think it aged wonderfuly
@darwinsexplosions3 жыл бұрын
@@yoshikagekira5196 yeah, but now with the vaccine rolling out I don’t know how much longer quarantine will last. Not that I want it to last
@moontheraisin64443 жыл бұрын
It aged like milk
@yoshikagekira51963 жыл бұрын
@@darwinsexplosions i just like the irony
@Pathwa224 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: Jarvis is the CEO of The Soul Publishing and every other content farm. He uses that to make more content on this channel.
@lauratroy134 жыл бұрын
@Mark Zimmerman the truth is out there
@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy4 жыл бұрын
That’s just a fact
@AAIVE4 жыл бұрын
Mark Zimmerman i literally came here to comment this lmaooo
@naut_nigel4 жыл бұрын
C O N S P I R A C Y
@brettt1414 жыл бұрын
Didnt your dad shoot some kid
@slashingclay41464 жыл бұрын
Jarvis: “She fell down the stairs and died. That escalated quickly” No jarvis that deescalated quickly
@d1sc0334 жыл бұрын
Good one XD
@Arsonire4 жыл бұрын
HA HA AHAHA HA HA GET IT? CUZ SHE'S DEAD. LMAO.
@newtnuke90544 жыл бұрын
w h y ?
@privatechan234 жыл бұрын
This joke was either so bad it was good or so good it was good but I don't know because there are tears in my eyes.
@theogrichguy13354 жыл бұрын
Clever
@kloffey86234 жыл бұрын
Therapist: Extra Crispy Colonel Sanders isn’t real. He can’t hurt you. Extra Crispy Colonel Sanders: 10:05
@muhammadshawalsikandar12744 жыл бұрын
WIENER ALERT!!!! WIENERS HAVE BEEN SPOTTED IN THE AREA
@lionturbulence4 жыл бұрын
@@muhammadshawalsikandar1274 ...what?
@airotiv79163 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣👍👍
@Sticky-Starz3 жыл бұрын
Mood 😔🔫
@spence984 жыл бұрын
february 2020: watch out parasite there's a new epidemic in town ... may 2020: yeah, you could say that
@marymedeiros74964 жыл бұрын
LMAO THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING
@arctrooperjesse75824 жыл бұрын
Haha funny I care so much
@DS-cx9sk4 жыл бұрын
@@arctrooperjesse7582 what
@lenl80044 жыл бұрын
There was covid in February???? Huh
@spookmeister45284 жыл бұрын
15 days later*
@got2knowthewoman4 жыл бұрын
Aragorn: "Legolas! What do your elf eyes see?" Legolas: "A sad business man."
@Hoopcatcher4 жыл бұрын
😂
@fjgenso24 жыл бұрын
Every content farm story: “A man live with his wife and his daughter, they live happy together........ (5 seconds later) *onE dAy, tHEy fALLiNg FrOm STaiRs aND DIe* “
@Linhdoesstuff4 жыл бұрын
*iT's StaRiS!*
@chongjunxiang30024 жыл бұрын
"A man lives with his wife and his daughter, this is how his organ failed." cue dr bernard
@anada474 жыл бұрын
Like the one in another vid like "I lived with my mom, dad and brothers, we were one big happy family. That is, until my father died" as the first sentence in the video
@bacononpizza93134 жыл бұрын
Its staris you uncultured swine
@nzubechukwu4 жыл бұрын
STARIS
@eveyaspaas36674 жыл бұрын
I read this title as “The hacker who secretly runs a contestant farm”. I think I need to lay down... Edit: he changed the title lol it WAS the rapper who secretly runs a content farm.
@lvbboi94 жыл бұрын
Also Its dat Natsuki
@eveyaspaas36674 жыл бұрын
LVBBoi you bet your ass it is🤟🤟
@user-bd9xg9xj6u4 жыл бұрын
I did that to
@fukoaf4 жыл бұрын
I was here at 10 likes...
@echo_sprite4 жыл бұрын
@Evey Aspaas at least you still read it as something innocent... Unlike me. I thought this was gonna be darker video
@justanotheranimationchanne57254 жыл бұрын
Honestly, Jarvis’s personality is so wholesome, he’s what the kids would call uh...babey
@oliviahughes38834 жыл бұрын
@Just Another Animation Channel Jarvis is totally babey, we Stan
@bruh-zy1bq4 жыл бұрын
lol tru
@manboy47204 жыл бұрын
we got the readings and we've concluded that jarvis johnson is... 97.5% babey. that seems about right, we got this big ol' babey detection device all the way from the states.
@misplacedpotato79624 жыл бұрын
You mean a cinnamon roll?
@gwenethp5114 жыл бұрын
Babey!!! ùwú
@indiegate8104 жыл бұрын
“Watch our parasite, there’s a new epidemic... and we should be concerned” *flash forward to the largest mass quarantine in human history because of a pandemic*
@ryzemidsauce36684 жыл бұрын
@Carl Kirchhoff *largest mass qurantine*
@wyattmiller95394 жыл бұрын
1918, homie
@anxiousaj16164 жыл бұрын
1918 mein friend What does the late 1920’s and I have in common? *The Great Depression*
@dumbname9394 жыл бұрын
Anxious Angus The economy collapsed inside of you?
@arctrooperjesse75824 жыл бұрын
@@anxiousaj1616 I don't care about both?
@charlx89794 жыл бұрын
“Flo-rida thats a state” MY MIND IS BLOWN
@randomnameforarandomnerd84004 жыл бұрын
i found a street named florida street. i just woke up from a nap and when i read the sign, i said, “why is there a street named after Flo-rida?” and that was when i discovered the pun.
@Isabel-ge1ou4 жыл бұрын
charl X it is a state....... a horrible horrible state. don’t go.
@bri21493 жыл бұрын
@@Isabel-ge1ou as a floridian i can confirm
@wellbakedquiche20434 жыл бұрын
"Watch out Parasite, there's a new epidemic in town" _well you're not wrong_
@plague65664 жыл бұрын
Bottled uncontaminated air
@plague65664 жыл бұрын
@@minivinny5917 That's how pirating works
@plague65664 жыл бұрын
@@minivinny5917 My brother really likes Monster Hunter and fortnite (Degenerate simulator) that's why my channel is just that Edit: I subbed you too because payback
@plague65664 жыл бұрын
@@minivinny5917 Oh shit no it's bad-
@BajanEnglishman514 жыл бұрын
Sez Yes it’s not even that big of an issue
@Bundles064 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure "blind" man pushed his wife down the stairs.
@Ratsratsrats64734 жыл бұрын
skittzmusic I think you mean staris
@greg35894 жыл бұрын
"finally! I don't have to wear these stupid sun glasses!"
@theandromedaeffect9794 жыл бұрын
When you try to open up the fridge but then you hear a loud scream and a thud
@wayward2034 жыл бұрын
7:47 His wife is going to haunt him for the rest of her unlife for all of the chores he probably got out of doing because he was pretending to be blind.
@zappawench60484 жыл бұрын
I'd say becoming a Colonel in the military made him pretty successful already.
@beepatpen4 жыл бұрын
That epiDEMIC joke... Aged perfectly, just like wine made of milk. (Wait when did this video come out--)
@mello.14834 жыл бұрын
In February 😆
@rubythebitch464 жыл бұрын
Pandemic** :)
@AquaticBlaze4 жыл бұрын
Covid was still an epidemic whe this video was made Now its a pandemic
@NoName-ld7gg4 жыл бұрын
*_Like a bad curry, mate_*
@Bee-kv5tx4 жыл бұрын
In February so it was before the mass quarentine
@leeeeeeeeeeeeeviathan4 жыл бұрын
"Watch out parasite, there's a new epidemic in down" oh, past Jarvis... edit: we get it, you guys are Mr. Worldwide. Now stop arguing in the comments and go live your lives
@lenl80044 жыл бұрын
Did u not think there was covid 19 in February
@marymedeiros74964 жыл бұрын
Len L bro y did u comment that 3 times
@lenl80044 жыл бұрын
Mary Medeiros LMAOO MY BAD INTERNET
@Clover999X34 жыл бұрын
@@lenl8004 ye but I think this was recorded earlier
@lenl80044 жыл бұрын
@@Clover999X3 no parasite won the Oscar in January/Feb
@Valentinoescudero074 жыл бұрын
“Watch out parasite” - Jarvis Johnson a filmography genius
@RandomPerson-vn6sc4 жыл бұрын
“I don’t care how many people are in the world. I want you, end of story!” I’m sorry is that a threat?
@hammytrey69554 жыл бұрын
Y E S
@duck37464 жыл бұрын
I’m scared.
@NoName-ld7gg4 жыл бұрын
@dUcK _You should be_
@rmdavidov3 жыл бұрын
@@hammytrey6955 mega desk
@lvbboi93 жыл бұрын
"History will decide who's right, end of story" Random reference I just wanted to make
@sef1117atuncw4 жыл бұрын
"Don't take for granted your whippings from your Dad, for some don't have whippings and some don't have a Dad." -MEMIC
@drawingfrenzy9154 жыл бұрын
@@MarkyMischlitt ...I'm pretty sure that by "don't have a dad" they meant that the dad died
@JBC3523 жыл бұрын
@@drawingfrenzy915 I gotta wonder why he didn’t wonder about the original meme, about having no mom. He does know sperm isn’t the only thing needed to make a baby, right? 😂
@SorowFame3 жыл бұрын
@@drawingfrenzy915 or that they went to buy milk.
@averyeml4 жыл бұрын
All that "look out Parasite, there's a new epidemic coming around, call the CDC" stuff had about 2 weeks before it became too real, lol
@Dogy09094 жыл бұрын
Hey Jarvis, several members of my family are deaf or hard of hearing and I’d like to show them some of your videos, is there a way for you to open up community subs? I’d love to write subs for you in English and Spanish, since the auto captions can be super inaccurate.
@three74463 жыл бұрын
I love this comment. I hope he responds. That’s super nice of you to do that for your family.
@Dogy09093 жыл бұрын
@@three7446 Unfortunately I think KZbin stopped the community sub feature, unless they’ve brought it back I remember earlier this year I was very dissapointed to learn it was going away.
@catrenaprescod24693 жыл бұрын
@@Dogy0909 Jarvis has his own subtitles besides the autogenerated ones. Try clicking captions and clicking English-Default or something like that. If you needed Spanish specifically or any other language then I don't have any other ideas. Hope this helps in any way. 🙂
@Griselda_Puppy2 жыл бұрын
You can download certain browsers that are specifically for subtitles for sites such as YT. I forget the names of them, sorry, but im pretty sure you could google and find them. 😊
@mftemi4 жыл бұрын
LMAO my mom just shared a demic post on her facebook page that says: “Feed a dog for three days they will remember you for three years. Feed a human for three years they will forget you in three days” *c r i n g e*
@Steamworker_Evolair3 жыл бұрын
That, my friend, is literal pain to read
@mftemi3 жыл бұрын
@@Steamworker_Evolair i agree
@user-ii8dx3in4k3 жыл бұрын
That’s called dementia
@mftemi3 жыл бұрын
@@user-ii8dx3in4k you’re not wrong
@bradbland93073 жыл бұрын
It’s kind of true
@picowill4 жыл бұрын
you know guys i’m starting to get the feeling that jarvis doesn’t like content farms. idk tho
@neobro2344 жыл бұрын
Will Levine nah that can’t be
@krissybee1234 жыл бұрын
what makes you think that?
@rainbowdroidman4 жыл бұрын
You know it’s all a joke right? He isn't actually against them. He has one of his own, remember.
@Coolerthan_u4 жыл бұрын
Stop making such wild accusations child!
@sophiisherman74634 жыл бұрын
Idk I think ur kinda reaching
@ElTurbinado4 жыл бұрын
here's an even weirder thought: what if jersey demic isn't behind the content farm; what if the content farm company also created a rapper persona named jersey demic? i mean it's no less random than the rest of the weird crap in their portfolio.
@lugoorstar4 жыл бұрын
Yea that happens whith badabun
@scottc18574 жыл бұрын
Content farmception
@NoName-ld7gg4 жыл бұрын
Meh.... It actually sounds like a My Story Animated shenanigan.
@NoName-ld7gg4 жыл бұрын
“I Used to be a Rapper Who Ran a Content Farm”
@kloffey86234 жыл бұрын
“Simple formula for living:” *continues to show 30 complicated steps and rules*
@aliveslice4 жыл бұрын
Just be happy! Goddamit.
@letsreadtextbook16874 жыл бұрын
I know the REAL Simple formula of living: BREATHE
@thealtpandapng4 жыл бұрын
Why is mine just listening to music? Like actually I have a poster in my room that my gf made for me that says “How to survive: Listen to MCR Listen to falling in Reverse Listen to Green Day Listen to Sleeping With Sirens And most importantly,remember to light the candles on your Gerard Way shrine every night at sun down to prepare for your rituals to resurrect MCR” I can say,I never forgot to light the candles on my Gerard Way shrine and now MCR is back.
@martyrdsoul6634 жыл бұрын
1:30 watching this part after Coronavirus, hits different
@jknMEMES4 жыл бұрын
9:02 Share, and make your loved ones aware, of the stair, before they slip and die, while you're having an afair!
@gioryo78834 жыл бұрын
Damn !!!
@jknMEMES4 жыл бұрын
@@gioryo7883 xD
@TheStellarJay4 жыл бұрын
I like how his content hasn’t changed a bit with his size, keep it up.
@certlovrboy10894 жыл бұрын
...He used to make tech videos and inspirational videos.
@scvpest4 жыл бұрын
@@certlovrboy1089 I just realized he's at over 1 million subs. Wtf when
@kylewarr94634 жыл бұрын
“It has 2 stars which is... some” -Jarvis 2020
@nzubechukwu4 жыл бұрын
It had 2 S T A R I S
@meretricious.4 жыл бұрын
You guys are getting it all wrong it's called, the pacer test is a-
@user-rm3iy4ye2l4 жыл бұрын
"BECAUSE THAT'S-A SPICY MEATBALL!" "Extra Crispy Colonel Sanders" 1 am here and I'm trying not to laugh aloud.
@jamieranlett10294 жыл бұрын
noel? is that you?!
@savannahboyack49984 жыл бұрын
I think he just predicted the future with all the epidemic talk in the beginning of the video
@mattoreo58544 жыл бұрын
Well actually covid was an epidemic at the time, but it was yet to be a pandemic
@456puff3 жыл бұрын
I'd like to make a stupid point about the blind man story. A few years ago my face got pretty badly burned and I was suppose to end up with a bunch of scars (which I didn't somehow, I think sheer luck). But from the time he arrived at the emergency room and throughout the whole healing process my boyfriend went out of his way to tell me that no matter what, he'll always think I'm beautiful. And I have to say that despite not being too concerned with my appearance that made me feel a lot better.
@Moraca1014 жыл бұрын
Did they hire the same artists as Wikihow? Cause its bad.
@priyanjali_rudra4 жыл бұрын
Moraca101 Omg! I was thinking the same thing
@Christina-sj1wc4 жыл бұрын
Do you think that the pictures were taken from some article and spun into the stories? (I’m guessing there’s multiple but I haven’t finished the video yet)
@goinkosu4 жыл бұрын
iirc wikihow artists are volunteers
@gavinleague77674 жыл бұрын
Wikihow art is godly
@therandomdude09244 жыл бұрын
Jayne and Jack are offend. :P
@aryanarjun074 жыл бұрын
Little does Jarvis know he relies on content farms to make content.
@lonewolfgamingplus3794 жыл бұрын
A plot twist to rival Sixth Sense.
@maddiepaddy26084 жыл бұрын
He is a content farmer
@jansenncuber80094 жыл бұрын
Uh, no.
@lemonpoundcake224 жыл бұрын
Maddie Patty lol perfect
@plague65664 жыл бұрын
Imagine content farming content farms
@sam-ch6hv4 жыл бұрын
The videos are like the stories with morals that Michael Scott tells. "You know, an employee will go home and he'll tell his neighbor, "Hey, did you get an award?" And the neighbor will say, "No, man. I mean, I slave all day. Nobody notices me." The next thing you know, the employee smells something terrible coming from the neighbor's house. The neighbor's hanged himself due to lack of recognition."
@thealtpandapng4 жыл бұрын
Cellos are the best,as a violin player I can say that that’s debatable (your name not the comment)
@jacob.loesch4 жыл бұрын
Dude I just saw that episode
@keturahjackson67624 жыл бұрын
@@thealtpandapng bro, literally, no joke, i was about to comment that
@sugarbear48654 жыл бұрын
Keturah Jackson I play a bass, but yeah cellos have an amazing tone range
@superboyces11554 жыл бұрын
Cello player here.. good thing I got recognition so I don't have to hang myself
@Kbecr4 жыл бұрын
I mean, it seems like the "blind man" may have pushed the wife down the sTaRiS after she realised he wasn't blind....? Or maybe I'm reading too much in to it- I just re-watched the 7 second riddles episode 🤣
@avispetrie31024 жыл бұрын
Plot Twist: Demic is named as such after causing a global pandemic. COVID-19 is their strategy to get people to watch their content farm while we're all stuck in quarentine
@prcs4204 жыл бұрын
at around 3:23 the third autofill suggestion is just "why" and honestly?? same
@ello-olle4 жыл бұрын
me
@lisazdvoru16604 жыл бұрын
"Is this page run by my mom?" Life's big questions.
@froochi35774 жыл бұрын
Jarvis: *posts more* Me: :D
@sarabjorgvins35384 жыл бұрын
:)
@teej16964 жыл бұрын
Jarvis: Posts good content Me: Baby yoda face
@ello-olle4 жыл бұрын
:-)
@briaiguess88344 жыл бұрын
@@teej1696 Are you saying he normally posts bad content? Cause thats not true.
@teej16964 жыл бұрын
Brianna Kennedy No he always make excellent content don’t get me wrong
@hunkmunkulous13564 жыл бұрын
1:46 Oh, we're gonna have to call the CDC alright...
@jynxiebaby5137 Жыл бұрын
I absolutely hate when people say shit like "some people don't have mothers" as like a guilt trip thing. I have a dead mom and was left in the "care" of a severely abusive and neglectful stepmom. Just because someone has mother/stepmother/honestly just parental figure in general, doesn't mean they're safe and loved and cared for properly. I'd have taken no mom at all in a fucking heartbeat, personally.
@D_YellowMadness4 жыл бұрын
"Your parents didn't leave you when you were young." "Others don't have mothers." These quotes shouldn't have come from the same place. Also, the first one is stupid in general.
@RedK54 жыл бұрын
D YellowMadness my dad left me when I was young. Also do they not know orphans exist?
@wearelegallyrequiredtoeatd35804 жыл бұрын
Yeah like what about abusive parents? They might provide food to the kid but many just don't support them in anything else Also some just provide food because otherwise they'll be charged with putting a child in danger by not feeding them, not because they actually care about the kid Also parents who kill their children exist so...
@mftemi4 жыл бұрын
They dont even know if there parents left them or not
@Isabel-ge1ou4 жыл бұрын
RedK5 that part about the orphans..........that is what the quote is saying, that the person the speaker is speaking to has parents and should be blessed.........others don’t have parents, meaning the others are the orphans. the person who posted this thread was clearly dumb fucking moron. it’s very clear a lot of those things where from the chinese religion tha5 was popular before communist takeover......i can’t spell it well it is not buddhism , it worships the grandparent and parents it’s spelled like this: confcuciusism ok close enough, and the communist who took over chinas imperial rulers made religion illegal, though some still practiced in secret.
@kirangeorge44594 жыл бұрын
huh, whatever, Karen
@Fightre_Flighte4 жыл бұрын
"At age 65 he was ready to...." Yeah, yeah... Perform self forever sleep. You can just say that. That'd save you from the suicide of your monetization.
@anthonythejedi71014 жыл бұрын
Go to bed and sleep / as my brother says “go sleepy”
@Fightre_Flighte4 жыл бұрын
@@anthonythejedi7101 Wrong sleep. But sure.
@aishafaiha28363 жыл бұрын
Self dead
@GippyHappy3 жыл бұрын
I just got bummed out thinking about some old dude killing himself. Grandpas can't do suicide, that's just wrong.
@Fightre_Flighte3 жыл бұрын
@@GippyHappy Oh you poor innocent thing....
@Ditto3664 жыл бұрын
"Mission is to create the best video content in the world!" *MISSION FAILED, WE'LL GET 'EM NEXT TIME*
@Lvmikki774 жыл бұрын
The epidemic jokes didn't age too well
@LarxieArveri4 жыл бұрын
I fucking lost it the "the Center for Da Meme Control" holy shit
@rainaraina43254 жыл бұрын
7:57 that doesn't make sense because he went blind before she got freckles
@jerseyhub93964 жыл бұрын
Me: * Checking everyday to see if Jarvis uploaded * Jarvis: * uploads * Me: The interior of my brain in which runs all of my organs and blood streams, have snapped from excitement. Therefore, causing me to perish to the after world, if there even is one. What is the meaning of life? “When will it all end?” “No Brian, I’m a baby”
@coltonwilson4 жыл бұрын
Just turn on post notifications
@sef1117atuncw4 жыл бұрын
Umm...your heart runs your blood "streams" 😂
@sugxi4 жыл бұрын
How does the brain snap
@jerseyhub93964 жыл бұрын
Guys your realize this is a comment right? Stop criticizing
@sef1117atuncw4 жыл бұрын
@@jerseyhub9396 wait this is a comment? I thought this was a college essay... my bad. Just trying to educate today's youth on how the body works🧠♥️🏋️♀️ or maybe just cracking a joke...
@Oltin10004 жыл бұрын
" Never give up, cus death is a spicy meatball "
@LordMangudai4 жыл бұрын
Now I'm wondering if Jersey Demic actually comes from Kosovo himself and his birth name was Jerzy Drmič
@choreomaniac3 жыл бұрын
Yes. Demic sounds Southern Slavic.
@yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole3 жыл бұрын
god i hope
@danica72883 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@chronicmedisorder4 жыл бұрын
"Appreciate the food your mother cooks for you" Me and my mom, neither of whom can actually cook: 👁👄👁
@the_real_lego_commander_co66854 жыл бұрын
Living in NJ, I can confirm, we don’t spell stairs ‘Staris’
@aidanabbott36864 жыл бұрын
Ok second comment; I was having a bad day and this video made me feel way better. Idk if you read these when there's 1k+ comments but you're videos are great and they make my day
@pollinator17914 жыл бұрын
The blind man story is a whole episode from American dad
@AbomninableFrenchFry4 жыл бұрын
Whattt!!
@katie22754 жыл бұрын
@@AbomninableFrenchFry there's like an episode where Francine gets ugly because she wants to see if Stan only likes her for her looks, he's totally put off but hides it by making himself blind lmao
@oxey_4 жыл бұрын
@@katie2275 oh my god lool
@gwenethp5114 жыл бұрын
@@katie2275 that was my first episode I ever watched!! lol
@chouxbits4 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp 😳
@jiblygropmingropmin97603 жыл бұрын
7:18 don’t you mean that DE escalated quickly?
@cokilla65134 жыл бұрын
The fact he started talking about an epidemic about a month before coronavirus is actually fuckin’ scary
@doctorxawesomestop-motion12344 жыл бұрын
“How long is the new Jarvis Johnson video?” “I don’t know, man... I don’t have 20:20 vision!” Ok I’ll leave. Btw I frickin’ love your videos. Never change.
@zpeters37714 жыл бұрын
Doctor X Awesome Stop-Motion DUDE IT IS 20:20
@doctorxawesomestop-motion12344 жыл бұрын
Zamia Peters ummm... yeah? That’s why I said it.
@Coolerthan_u4 жыл бұрын
Doctor X Awesome Stop-Motion NOICE
@Coolerthan_u4 жыл бұрын
Zamia Peters thats the joke.....
@LLAWLlET4 жыл бұрын
Nice profile picture. It's pretty rare to see other MTT fans in 2020. :]
@lonewolfgamingplus3794 жыл бұрын
The best Javis reintroduction: "Welcome back to the bad times, things are bad now. But on the bright side, their much worse"
@fatimarizvi9644 жыл бұрын
No one. Literally no one on this planet. Demic: *share and make your loved ones aware*
@Shoob-k5u3 жыл бұрын
“The sun is behind the moon that’s why it shines” -Jarvis Johnson
@RaRafop3 жыл бұрын
You,Kurtis,Danny and Drew have the same humor and I love it
@jucom7564 жыл бұрын
4:50 Simple formula for living: Don't die
@azun_djlimir94734 жыл бұрын
“i need to stop talking about content farms,” ...or else i myself will become a content farm about content farms
@SirAbrahamSlaps4 жыл бұрын
When you see "content farm" in the title you know it's gonna be good. Edit: He changed the title to “animated stories”, even better! 😭🙏
@nicoledoubleyou2 жыл бұрын
Now it just says memes in the title
@thephony16512 жыл бұрын
“Watch out parasite, because there’s a new epidemic.” One month later that joke could have been so much better
@sudocatsda1guy3904 жыл бұрын
"There's a new epidemic in town, and it's going to be a problem. Someone better alert the CDC" - Jarvis Johnson feb. 25. 2020
@slamanthaaa4 жыл бұрын
Jarvis’s shirt just made me realize it’s rune scape and not run escape
@kiri10824 жыл бұрын
w h e e z e
@llllB06llll4 жыл бұрын
I played that game it was really fun I just need to get membership cuz I got really bored a free to play
@magronorph50294 жыл бұрын
The husband pushed the wife down the stairs cos he couldn't take acting blind anymore
@aniyaturner64 жыл бұрын
Plot twist:
@citizenaim14 жыл бұрын
Staris*
@araceli76044 жыл бұрын
Wait till they hit you with that "Eat your vegetables; there are starving children in Africa"
@rekhakawale57534 жыл бұрын
9:43, colonel sanders had a fucking laptop?
@thewaterman37444 жыл бұрын
Ive been looking for a page that included my 3 favorite topic: rounded upper backs, colonal sanders, and banana facts. Thanks Jarvis/Demic!
@deeee_jaaaayyyy4 жыл бұрын
Jarvis take so long to upload cause he sees all the stuff he's gonna talk about and he just thinks in the shower till he gets the right roast 3 weeks after thinking in the shower
@FowlsNest4 жыл бұрын
"Listen more, talk less" I think what you actually mean is "Talk less, smile more. Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for."
@chaospractitioner44354 жыл бұрын
“You wanna get ahead?”
@cinnabard9554 жыл бұрын
Shake hands with him, charm her, it’s the 1800’s everybody vote for BURR!
@criticalfailure64644 жыл бұрын
“You can’t be serious.”
@sregmi26954 жыл бұрын
You wanna get ahead?
@musclemanmyles36654 жыл бұрын
*I came as soon as i heard*
@nuclearnadal48694 жыл бұрын
Finally. You are literally the opposite of a content farm. A content drought
@nadeezn4 жыл бұрын
*w H e E z E*
@sorrai4 жыл бұрын
more like a content famine
@subscribeandilleatstuartli99284 жыл бұрын
🤣
@NaddaMercenary4 жыл бұрын
His content is quality though
@ultimatebro57194 жыл бұрын
@@NaddaMercenary and actually he started to post more frequently than the past years
@ET-nq3ex4 жыл бұрын
14:42 Jarvis reveals his passion for Love is Blind before the video is released
@Kokolowolf3 жыл бұрын
The ending "Just kidding I asked him and he said yeah" gets me every time
@addybishop3084 жыл бұрын
**falls down stairs** Well that de-escalated quickly
@Azaarv4 жыл бұрын
3.49 : “parents didn’t leave you when you were young” Me: Laughs in childhood abandonment
@mr.awesome75524 жыл бұрын
F
@naha61614 жыл бұрын
i dont know why but when i read the description, i did it with a southern accent. i think it was something about the "real strange backstory" but idk
@Octobermarceline2 жыл бұрын
I like how he’s talking about pandemic and cdc right before it goes down hill
@oli_kate3 жыл бұрын
1:45 The fact that this was posted just before covid fully started happening around the world
@AS-mc4ie4 жыл бұрын
Kinda off topic but why can jarvis do such a good stewie voice
@omnipotentvoice65374 жыл бұрын
I'm starting to think that Jarvis is the Chris Hansen equivalent but for Content Farms.
@AirLight16464 жыл бұрын
Would like but I don’t want to ruin the epic 69
@pandoraarts77484 жыл бұрын
9:07 Id totally send it. And this would be the message. "My dude's this is even better than twilight"
@bobross86984 жыл бұрын
did jarvis just predict coronavirus...?
@chichi99054 жыл бұрын
The corona virus was around before this video came out lol
@user-rm4xo8xn9t3 жыл бұрын
This was made in September 2020 Sooooo Corona came first lol
@insertcommaname13884 жыл бұрын
My wife was scared that I wouldn’t love him because he’s actually a guy, so I pretended to get in an accident, thus turning me gay.
@TheTheninjagummybear4 жыл бұрын
... Oof. Edit: No, I'm not on your side.
@ashestodust94834 жыл бұрын
Confusion
@laurabii993 жыл бұрын
trans rights
@lvbboi93 жыл бұрын
Bruh moment
@TPNsBiggestFan3 жыл бұрын
is this transphobic or not i can’t tell i’m not joking i literally can’t tell so i’m just going to not like the comments just in case it is
@aron19064 жыл бұрын
“And that’s a threat!”
@user-Zurkieth4 жыл бұрын
Jarvis: the rapper that runs a content farm *lords scheme lords scheme*
@quenitawalrond-lewis39884 жыл бұрын
YOU HAVE MADE MY DAYYY! *wheeze*
@giovannieich74874 жыл бұрын
18:30 ...which is especially immoral considering the Kosovo is a war-torn country with extremely poor and probably quite easy to underpay citizens.
@FallenDaffodil4 жыл бұрын
Thank you !! You're entirely correct. I'm lucky to live near the capital, meaning most public services are available, and residential areas are safe, but that's not the case for most of the country. Things are also much cheaper in Kosovo, compared to the other European countries , explaining why they'd take much lower wages.
@yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole3 жыл бұрын
@@FallenDaffodil you guys are always in my thoughts ❤️
@unoriginal92993 жыл бұрын
11:29 as a person in NJ I can confirm this and I am happy that my state got Recognize by Jarvis :D
@alexkorinth64593 жыл бұрын
"Center for Di-Meme Control" dealt me precisely 2.4 psychic damage.
@jonkolta78484 жыл бұрын
DRAG HIM Jarvis, DRAG HIM!!!
@iccye59594 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie Jarvis’ stewie impression was pretty damn good
@kabanagos4 жыл бұрын
Everyone: videos Jarvis: motion pictures Me, as an intelectual: *motion.jpg*
@fanimations44314 жыл бұрын
Harvard: Yo we need you
@plague65664 жыл бұрын
No no no *Motion.mp3*
@thebrutusmars4 жыл бұрын
Captain Plague Now if we combine them...
@rmp34724 жыл бұрын
@@plague6566 no image.mp3
@annikan424 жыл бұрын
jpg.mov
@magma954 жыл бұрын
"Theres a new epidemic in town, and its getting to be a problem" Jarvis predicted the next month