8 'Health' Items That Would Be Seriously Bad for Your Health

Games are full of unsound healthcare practices, like crouching behind a wall to treat a faceful of blood. But even a Call of Duty protagonist knows better than to use any of these health items, which include used chewing gum, radioactive meat, corpse blood and chicken you found in a bin. Subscribe! www.tinyurl.com/SubToOxbox
Streets of Rage's trashcan roast chicken, Bloodborne's blood vial, Postal's 'health pipe' and Duke Nukem 3D's toilet water all figure among these ill-advised videogame remedies. Don't try them at home (or anywhere else).
Inspiration for this video comes from our Twitter friend @Emerald_Aly, who recently tweeted at us about unhealthy health items. Thanks, friend!
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[@connor8399]

In Farcry 3, you get shot in the leg. Then... *you wrap gauze around your arm*

[@Dragonman0007]

Or you pop your thumb. Don’t forget that.

[@AbysmalGaming]

I seem to be pulling, burning, and wrapping my left arm over and over again in farcry 4. Why can’t i get shot anywhere other than my left arm???

[@CaptainWheatie]

That silly, your suppose to: Take out the bullet, Clean the wound, Wrap the wound safely in bandages (Or gauze). And if you lost a lot of blood. Give your self XXXmms of O- blood

[@dataexpunged3914]

And with The right weapon you can kill Someone by Shooting in His foot

[@lesleygalvin3239]

Oof

[@improvplus5056]

Fallout logic: Almost die from drowning? Drink water to regain health!

[@schwarzerritter5724]

In Super Mario 64, you can regain health by breathing air. Only when you are in the water though.

[@frogchamp81]

As a wise Roblox man once said *"Eat The Water"*

[@rishishiv]

@@schwarzerritter5724 you forgot tho you sure have to collect health icons for health

[@flying_Night_slasher]

@@schwarzerritter5724 it's the same with Half-Life

[@KasumiRINA]

Well, it makes sense: if you drink all water, you can't drown in it!

[@viktorreaper9748]

"You underestimate my love of chicken" Excellent andy, spoken like a true 'streets of rage' playable character.

[@Metair]

laudanum is literally 10% opium/90% alcohol, and it's also the only healing item you can get in amnesia: the dark descent.

[@MavisRecon]

So it's not metaphorically 10% opium/90% alcohol? Huh. That's insane. Wait'll I tell my parents what I learned today! Me: Mom, Dad! Laudanum is LITERALLY 10% opium and 90% alcohol! My parents: Really? No way! I always thought it was metaphorical! You're so smart, Mavis Recon! Me: **gets beat up by my english teacher because I don't know how to use the word literally properly**

[@CeetjeBeetje]

But if you cook the Queen Mirelurk meat, it's absolutely insanely good. Restores 200 health and +2 Endurance for an hour I believe. And no rads!

[@Groxseum]

Yeah

[@fireblast133]

+CeetjeBeetje cooking the mutant hound meat actually restores 60 health AND reduces rads by 50 when you cook it into chops

[@CeetjeBeetje]

+fireblast133 Yeah, I found that out recently as well. Cooking in general is really useful and gives you - apart from restoring health - all kinds of powerful temporary boosts. I never really use Stimpaks anymore. I have almost 200 of them now :)

[@fireblast133]

CeetjeBeetje to be fair, the medic perk does ultimately negate the need for the high health restoring aspect of food, and it's an easy one to get. either at least two intelligence to start or pick up the intelligence bobblehead.

[@NicholeSnickers23]

+CeetjeBeetje Got to it before I could! XD YASSS!

[@Rottypops]

So wait... floor ice cream won't give me health?

[@SelloutSnake]

Only if you're not an angel.

[@makayla8503]

Your profile picture is the best

[@WraythSkitzofrenik]

Neither do ground apples...

[@LordVader1094]

What even is your profile picture from. Lol

[@WraythSkitzofrenik]

+LordVader1094 Who me?

[@elementalsgami1]

In Mother 1, you go down to your great-grandfather's basement where you find bread. You can turn it into crumbs for a handy warp item, OR get about 15 HP from the bread you found on the floor. In a basement. That's been locked for about fifty years. HP, here we come!

[@mothlover924]

but it’s bread. why wouldn’t you eat bread?

[@elcanaldelawli3059]

@@mothlover924 Because that things has been in a basement, where probably been cockroach or rats. That thing will be molty and hard by the way

[@giovannicervantes2053]

@@elcanaldelawli3059 if it was just moldy you would get a very and i mean VERY crude penicillin

[@elcanaldelawli3059]

@@giovannicervantes2053 probably will be full with animals and insectos excrements too

[@txstargazerjilly6605]

What about Borderlands where you SHOOT your teammate to heal them?

[@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447]

Similar concept in TF2 with the Crusader's Crossbow.

[@KingdomKey-ik4xk]

Thing is, there's a skill for that. There's 2 in SAO: Fatal Bullet as well: Healing Bullet and Healing Field Shot. Either that, or the stim gun in R6S. Edit: I'm a big dumb and forgot Black Ops 2's Pack-a-Punched Ballistic Knife, dubbed the Krauss Refibrillator. It allows you to fire it at downed teammates to revive them instantly.

[@rishishiv]

Wtf noooo it's actually you shoot your enemies to heal

[@MrMutou]

Lol if you ever play god eater they have this thing called a recovery bullet😂 even though they warn you before-hand i always dodged them regardless at first because who points a GIANT human-sized gun at a teamate??

[@Lonk2976]

Ana from Overwatch?

[@richafk95]

Pretty sure eating maggots out of a rotting corpse in Mad Max should of been on this list

[@bigmcdick4916]

Maggots actually are healthy and high in protein (sorry if misspelled) but yeah eating them from a corpse would probably not be good

[@arhum1224]

+Richard Flint Nope that's pretty normal i've tried it, It's tasty

[@TheSuperScorpionKing]

+Arhum MK Where did you get a corpse from?

[@arhum1224]

TheSuperScorpionKing Yeah....Just found one at the park.....Want some?

[@PolarAnemone]

+XDD Thanks Bear Grylls

[@Captain-Jinn]

0:00 and pause. Too adorable.

[@systematic_error7839]

omg, screenshot time.

[@brynhammond2930]

OMG LOL!

[@oliversantillan8105]

She's a lovely BunnyGirl...

[@HyperkalemiaSineWave]

The bunny woman!

[@BobbysWorld2110]

+Captain Jin Definitely adorable

[@plant3341]

Dragonborn: * stuffing his face with Deadra hearts *

[@Sirius10117]

Getting it down with skooma

[@dorianmelrath6735]

Did you say sk sk skooma

[@TinySwanGrandAdventures]

Also flowers found along the roads😅🤣 Oh the amount of times I've scarfed down Blue Mountain Flowers during a fight with a Draugr Deathlord or Ancient Dragon.

[@asahearts1]

I forgot how different but still on point Jane's hair was.

[@DavidCowie2022]

Morgan I'm sorry, but after six or seven years of seeing Jane with a side parting, the centre parting just looks WRONG.

[@DanielQuan97]

200 years old food in Fallout... because why not?

[@juliejohnson2146]

At the beginning the player says it never expires but I still don't know if I'd eat it

[@Snowreaperpwns]

Yeah, I wouldn't eat food that doesn't expire, like fuck no mang.

[@spectred88]

Preservatives are simply things that make the food a bad environment for microorganisms. 200 years is a heck of a lot of bacterial generations, after 200 years even if they irradiated their food there's a good chance it's going to have lil buggers munching on it... Though if it was vacuum sealed then it should be good across the board, wouldn't even have pesky air to oxidize it. (so probably as tasty as it ever was)

[@MariusThePaladin]

So basically McDonald

[@DanielQuan97]

MariusThePaladin Pretty much

[@randomleagueoflegendsthres1034]

"If I lick the chicken, he won't be able to eat it." I'd still eat it

[@adrianlauer]

As long as she's not sick I would as well.

[@pawstrap]

but theres germs regardless of having a disease or not

[@davidshammas2239]

Even if I wouldn't have before

[@CazuBM]

With the crush I have on her, that would be a plus

[@nickdejager8873]

On the used gum front, the Disgaea series has a gum healing item, which then turns into used gum, so you can use it a second time (for a smaller boost). And no, it doesn't need to be the same character.

[@elbowgreaseauto]

When he said "who's a good viewer", I said, I AM! Whilst wagging my head........ involuntarily......I think I need help...or a good snuggle.

[@HazeEmry]

I thought I was the only one 😂😂 "IS IT ME? IS IT ME?!?"

[@kathrynbrown5176]

@@HazeEmry , same here! Someone hug meh! 😂😂😂

[@electricenergy116]

elbowgreaseauto *its you, it’s definitely you!*

[@Wheatcake]

Both

[@W4iteFlame]

Both

[@Sensiav703]

I have to interject: Tinned dog and cat food has to be fit for human consumption in order to be sold in the UK. Sure, the stuff in Wolfenstein probably is rough as all Hell, and in fairness so is the modern equivalent when it comes to flavour, but nowadays it's safe to eat.

[@Halo3machenima]

I have actually eaten dog treats before. They aren't that bad if you get decent quality ones.

[@kalosamasan]

My dad spent a week thinking a bag of jerky treats for dogs was just really bad processed jerky. Until we saw him eating some and informed him.

[@blondbraid7986]

My little sister ate a handful of cat food once, though she was 3 years old at the time and kids that age aren't known for having high standards.

[@Metalhammer1993]

Gertrud Bondesson my uncle once microwaved catfood once when he came home drunk and next day he noted that "canned stew" was quite good xD

[@josethebioform7519]

In America dogfood has to be fit for consumption for humans since the great depression which is when people were so desperate that a forty lbs bag of food was cheaper than the raw materials for an actual meal so the government made it so that their citizens weren't poisoning themselves through desperation

[@badcactus819]

there's an item in Lord of the Rings Online called "barrow brie" which is cheese found in a zombie filled barrow, which does absurd amounts of damage, and will kill you if you aren't above level 50. It seems to make fun of stuff like this, seeming as eating it grants you the title "the unwise"

[@amandamorgan3539]

I made a grave mistake

[@secondpsycho6577]

Rotten Flesh in Minecraft. It comes from ZOMBIES. How are we not infected?

[@zapdragon5942]

Well, considering you get food poisoning, it makes a bit of sense.

[@Valigarmanda]

Perhaps Steve equipped the Flesh Golem soul.

[@SeriousApache]

Uh, it's not restoring health you know.

[@fdss-el6lt]

Remember with mods anything can happen, now if you’ll excuse me I have to get back to defending my village with power armor and a lever action rifle from gun wielding nazi zombies.

[@lorekeeper685]

@@fdss-el6lt oh then I should fight a psionic rat from funny rat mod

[@screwit6242]

*drinks nuka cola cherry and heals from bullet wounds* mAgIc!

[@Attaxalotl]

In BoTW you can benefit from eating century old food.

[@UncleBiscuits97]

Ok, so I'm REALLY surprised none of them brought up the 'Pot Roast' from the Castlevania games. Goddam Pot Roast was sitting inside a wall of a castle for hundreds of years, but it's cool, I'm hungry.

[@pyjamadan9848]

Magic? I dunno

[@theimperialwizard9295]

It’s not pot roast

[@arysatria3527]

Goddamn I want to play that game again good old day

[@Gameonjonny]

AVGN pointed this out previously.

[@whereisspacebar2991]

Who is a good viewer? I need to know!

[@BoothyTheGamer12]

+WHEREISSPACEBAR Me!

[@alephkasai9384]

MY EYES OF COURSE

[@whooves9976]

+WHEREISSPACEBAR me

[@xSean0607]

+WHEREISSPACEBAR Uhhhh, I wonder if it is me

[@NishaPerson]

+WHEREISSPACEBAR Probably not me

[@chimerz2]

"Who's a good viewer" not me for SURE I ate your shoes

[@semajniomet981]

In the original Fallout games, Super Stims were bad for your health after you had them. Sure, they gave 90-ish HP when you first had them, but you took quite a bit of damage after a few minutes.

[@That_River]

Jane isn't a doctor? There goes that fanfiction

[@peter1067]

tf facn fic have u been reading

[@Neverod8doreveN]

+Peter Rojas You didn't consider that they might write it themselves. Also you might want to check out how far fan fiction deviates from it's source material.

[@leguan278]

+Peter Rojas i dont thng we want to know

[@Elmacheto]

But she is the mistress of physics!

[@Pseudomuse_]

+Kael Thor Just call it an AU and you'll be fine.

[@limegreenelevator]

Dammit, now I want to know why Jane has a surgical gown.

[@Jambobist]

+Matt Monitto Well have you tried harvesting livers dressed as a clown?

[@joshmayes9372]

+Jam Dev its easier then it looks

[@suddenlytitan739]

+Matt Monitto cannibal Jane

[@domlocke3845]

+Jam Dev Well if we are all being honest...

[@heskelator3240]

The REAL question is why does Jane get a fancy comfortable chair?

[@marklloyd110]

“Argh! *kicks dog* Stupid dog.” Me: *I w i l l s t r a n g l e y o u.*

[@cato7329]

I really don't think you wana get anywhere near the postal guy

[@danielbedrossian5986]

No, you don't want to get close to his wife or what ever that woman is in the RW!

[@marklloyd110]

Me: *Tries to strangle him* Also Me: *Dies in the process* *Mission failed, we’ll get ‘em next time.*

[@yarnhatter1632]

Eustace would like to know your location

[@Mlackakao]

Super Mario 64: you can breathe air after being under water, or go and consume some golden coins floating in your face.

[@flying_Night_slasher]

The water thing also work's in Half-Life

[@CodyWelter]

I'M A GOOD VIEWER! I'M A GOOD VIEWER! I liked and subscribed and I even bark, I mean yell, at anyone who isn't subscribed. [scratches ear with foot]

[@chiefmaggot360]

who's a good viewer?

[@chiefmaggot360]

*pets*

[@ryanspunt950]

grrrrrrrrrrr

[@domlocke3845]

+Cody Welter Hmmm.... I wonder. Tell me good sir, how do you feel about... cats?

[@MiotaLee]

I'm a better viewer *snarls*

[@GUNZRUZ]

Did I just get treated like a dog by a KZbin video?

[@damianammerlaan]

Yes you did and we all know you enjoyed it, cause we all did

[@Jambobist]

+GUNZ_R_UZ Annoyingly I still can't lick my own balls.

[@zealous0228]

+Jam Dev I can, requires a knife, cloth and a lot of pain tho...

[@random_estonian5356]

yes. Yes you did.

[@Kiss_My_Aspergers]

Isn't the healing item in Amnesia based on an actual old remedy, that has crazy shit like heroin in it? Am I imagining this? I can't even remember the name of the - Laudanum! I may have spelt that wrong. What was in it, again...?

[@zabaoth]

It's an opioid, like morphine. So I guess they also use Max Payne logic.

[@booty_hunter4207]

I mean coca cola's recipe used to include cocaine and wine, so yeah

[@BogeyTheBear]

Laudanum is opium dissolved in alcohol, so you end up chasing the dragon with a dancing pink hippopotamus.

[@RandomNulls]

Me: *sees thumbnail* Also me: MARIO MUSHROOMS HE GOES AROUND EATING MUSHROOMS WHICH GIVES HIM ANOTHER LIFE AND MAKES HIM DOUBLE IN SIZE

[@howdy.8979]

I’m 99% sure that’s just Mario on those shrooms thinking that’s happening

[@jones520]

Jane doing a little bit of John Cena "You can't see me" at the start of the video

[@arhum1224]

+C Jones Jane is infected by the cena virus

[@Willow4526]

+Arhum MK symptoms include, u can't c them

[@carlyne8296]

+C Jones And her name is ... JANE CENA !

[@goranmarkovic9059]

+Carlyne Mazuret BADADADAAAAAAA

[@purewigout2705]

mf doom

[@TheRupertLitterbin]

What about all food items in bioshock infinite? I took all my food from the floor, the bins, the dead bodies.... You name it!

[@Randallsilver]

The chicken one really cracked me up. "Their health is low and they're not touching it." 😂

[@Housescarf]

“ I’m sorry if your a vegetarian, because you can’t eat this roast chicken “

[@Connor_Tyler]

I've always thought it strange that some of the randomly fresh produce you find in caves or tombs in RPGs is just normal food. Like, in any Elder Scrolls game, this scenario can happen; You've just fought your way through a walled-off tomb, filled with the lumbering undead, and are low on health. You stagger over to a broken stone vase, and peer inside. Lo and behold! Nestled in with a lit torch and thousand year old gold coins that are still valid currency, there's a fresh and shiny apple! You can eat the *Thousand Year Old* apple without any ill effects whatsoever, completely ignoring the fact that it would have disintegrated by now.

[@GoldenAges80s]

Connor Tyler Sup

[@redneckcanuck640]

There is a reason for it though. It has something yo do with the lore in elder scrolls. Some kinda fairy thing keeps the tombs lit and bring fresh food and stuff as offerings to the dead. I saw a video about it but I can't remember what it's called

[@UlfricReiddr]

@@redneckcanuck640 I think some Draugr have the duty to look after the tombs, not fairies

[@redneckcanuck640]

@@UlfricReiddr those locks are to keep the restless dead inside the tombs. The fairies you speak of are only to keep them less restless

[@Chris-fc3og]

Morrisons rotisserie chicken!

[@outsidexbox]

+Chris Hammond HOW!?

[@NishaPerson]

+CptKillFeeds! Well he's not wrong.

[@chiefmaggot360]

yeah

[@ohthepeppers]

+Chris Hammond Chicken in general from ASDA.

[@geraldgilliam5763]

the mirelurk meat doesn't give you rads if you cook it same with any other meat, it gets rid of all the bad stats

[@sir_shrimps]

What about stuffing your face with 3 cheese wheels, 5 bottles of mead, and 30 loaves of bread in Skyrim

[@rickypedia999]

Tourniquet- Radiant Historia A real tourniquet is a device that ties off the blood flow from a part of your body, and is considered a last resort in modern medicine for many treatments, as leaving it too tight or too long can cause the blood cut off to necrotize and kill you later on. In Radiant Historia, it is one of the best healing items (so you will probably be spamming it late game) and has the description "stings like crazy when applied".

[@kennethchou4384]

Everything from every Fallout game.

[@davidwayneescano5540]

except purified water, corn, tatos, mutfruit, blood pack, etcetera etcetera.

[@Momo_Minomo]

+David Wayne Escano It's according to where you got the purified water. If I remember correctly, there was a body in Diamond City's pond and no amount of charcoal filtering is going to remove rotting flesh from that water. God can you imagine the smell?

[@davidwayneescano5540]

Pera Medina you have a point. And are you talking about the skull in sheng's pond?

[@timobensch3904]

yes. but for some reason if you cook it the radiation goes away.

[@WonderingMortal]

you can find purified water in a toilet

[@VisualGourmet]

*LOL, Jane's chicken gave me the rest!!! xD* Jane's so cute!

[@Rusalka6969]

3:52 imagine you're just chewing gum and a guy walks up to you. You spit out the gum before you fight, but he pickes it up and eats it.

[@TheForbiddenOne55]

Tells viewers don't try these video game remedies back in 2015 Fast forward to today and I'm waiting on game devs to put tide pods in a game as a form of a health regen item 😂😂😂

[@dragonsword40]

Make the game have the main character be a cloth golem and it would make sense that Tide pods heal them

[@velvetsky3451]

excellent username

[@RafaelThorazines]

Jane should be the next Doctor companion

[@RichieCrossman]

+Rafael Lindemeyer I concur

[@longlivetheking7144]

Two minutes late damn it !!!!!!!!!!

[@beeholder1160]

Yep.

[@stormzx9389]

So true

[@antioche6276]

+Rafael Lindemeyer kickstart it !

[@Kn1feShift]

Cannibalism in Skyrim and Fallout. Enough said.

[@Dracophile7]

In real life, it causes kuru, an inevitably fatal brain disease.

[@gamerguy6990]

dAspie David I'm certain that's from eating the brain of humans

[@damienwebb9885]

Not true as discussed on game theory It can be good for you to eat

[@felipealarcon4622]

@@damienwebb9885 yeah Lets remember that not only the animal and plants mutated you too (you ain't the special one this time) maybe your stomac mutated able to transform what you eat into something more healthier like the mirelurk queen is big why is not dead that means no bad effects (more than dead) so there you go also in skyrim you are a f**king man with the blood of the dragon also is a medieval age how much worst it could go and also not for something is a hability you earn like you are mutating or something

[@lukec2004]

Cannibalism in Skyrim is only accessible when wearing the ring of Namira and since Namira is the godess of cannibalism it is safe to assume that the ring's magic is capable of getting rid of this little problem

[@randallgrubbs9286]

The description says you cover xbox one and 360 games. Bloodborne is none of these, considering its a ps4 exclusive. Im glad you put it in tho. One of my favs!!

[@canikostar99]

I kind of want a game where the health/stamina items are coffee/caffeine-based, like candy with enough caffeine to act like an adrenaline shot.

[@kittenbot2499]

"...Assuming that are your teeth don't *fall out*..." I see what you did there.

[@AEdeathparty]

The blood vials in Bloodborne are vials of Old Blood and their healing ability is not only claimed several times throughout the game, it's the very foundation of one of the two main organizations in the game. You're not just injecting yourself with any blood, it's blood with eldritch healing properties which as those in the story found out, also makes one susceptible to the change caused by the pale moon.

[@naxmorvigatore4168]

In all the Bioshock games, alcohol restores health while diminishing psyche and I've no idea why it doesn't just lower both your health and psyche, especially when you chug several of them in a row

[@rebekahsimmons8353]

This is the first video I saw from you guys. I’m very glad I did 😊

[@gwalchgwynwlisc1706]

Are you kidding me? Mirelurk queen meat? Not the blood packs? You don't even know what type of blood it is. Or who's it is!

[@darthplagueis13]

There is at least a small chance to get the right one. Or you actually find way more bloodpacks but the game only tells you if it is blood from your blood type..

[@personhuman2239]

+Darthplagueis13 +Gavin Walsh Or you have AB+ type in every game, or in the future you can only donate blood if you have O-

[@Zeivusgaming]

And then there are the irradiated ones on top of that!

[@cheesewizard8943]

Gavin Walsh and so far, he's completely forgotten the dirty water from fallout

[@jerard1979]

Wiggle D actually quite a bit of the blood transfused now is irradiated. It gets rid of white blood cells that carry viruses and can cause other transfusion reactions.

[@Thesaurus_Rex]

I WILL ask: Why do you own your own surgical gown, Jane?

[@alcatrazguardian5706]

I was going to ask before she said don't ask 🐺 so...

[@josephadkins4055]

Maybe it's because she's secretly the protagonist of Surgeon Simulator.

[@covert8883]

+Jack Mehov luke?

[@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick]

Kinky medical sex.

[@alcatrazguardian5706]

The One and Only Michael McCormick lol 😂

[@moldyskittle]

You guys make me actually love the UK. And lists. That's legendary.

[@jekblom123]

If the water isn't coming up out of the bowl and straight from the busted pipe then it's just ordinary (usually harmless) tap water. Toilets have reservoirs that are filled with tap water which it uses to fill the bowl when flushed. Technically, the water that fills the reservoir of the toilet is still safe. Just once it fills the bowl is when it would be 'questionable' to drink.

[@Jason0binladen]

Oh yeah eating Mirelurk meat is the worst, forget about the fact you can drink from toilets in fallout 3

[@Jason0binladen]

Toilets that haven't been clean since before a nuclear war, but that's a good idea compared to Mirelurk meat

[@rainynight02]

it's okay, the radiation killed off all the bacteria and germs!

[@WillieManga]

But of course, grants you more RADS than health.

[@Smasho8000]

And New Vegas.

[@Jason0binladen]

***** except the roaches brought it all back, and rad roach meat sounds way worse than Mirelurk meat

[@lemonhoarder3054]

You list queen mirelurk meat, which if you cook it, removes the rads, but not the Glowing or Irradiated Blood?

[@insomniacbritgaming1632]

Think it's down to the Rad level of Mirelurk queen meat...

[@will94allan]

In SPACE MARINE, making a herculean effort to brutally execute the hoards of enemies trying to kill you to top up your health

[@sultanag3612]

I'm the good viewer I'm the good viewer *wiggle earphones*

[@HGShurtugal]

you do know you can cook items in fallout to remove rads.

[@Demo511]

Yeah eating raw anything isn't really good lol

[@Demo511]

+mustache754 raw meats*

[@ebudworth]

I'm surprised they put the toilet water from duke nukem rather than the toilet water in fallout as the later also gives you rads.

[@SuperBigjohn777]

Also purified water is not rare

[@arsenicflask]

+HG Shurtugal Or get all points on lead belly and drink the ocean dry

[@Spartan375X]

Louis: Pills here!

[@WhatIsSanity]

+Spartan375X I remember going through whole level finding mountains of pain killers, it was constant hollering about drugs from start to finish. I'm starting to think the zombies aren't real and the protagonists are all sharing the same paranoid delusions.

[@WhatIsSanity]

***** Because a single dose of ibuprofen doesn't stabilize the swelling and internal bleeding caused by a combined ten metric ton's of blunt force trauma.

[@WhatIsSanity]

***** According to Left4Dead though, screaming while being beat, and then wrapping Your self in bandages will prevent that ruptured spleen and collapsed lung from causing any trouble.

[@BreadApologist]

+Luke DS well of course, in the L4D universe they developed nano-tech health kits which can heal any injury from being cut or stabbed, to being shot or burned multiple times, or a 200 foot fall or being to close to an exploding pipe bomb and then having spitter acid sprayed on you. They also have defibs that work on a body that's been dead and cold for any amount of time with 0 ill effects on the person revived. Which begs the question, why the fuck do they have hospitals in L4D if a 1st aid kit and defib essientally make you fucking immortal?

[@somerandomcodplayer]

peels here!

[@Jessie_Helms]

In Team Fortress 2 the Crusader’s Crossbow is where medic literally shoots his teammates with a several inches long syringe from across the map. What’s worse, it’ll even kill enemies!

[@hudsonball4702]

What about "lead based sheep's urine medicine" in Assassin's Creed 2, Brotherhood, and Revelations? No wonder Ezio died of Congestive heart failure in his early 60s.

[@rollerzleader2812]

Max Payne gets a new liver every few missions :3

[@BigHairyFenian]

What about Estus? It's never said what it actually is but it's heavily implied that it's fire, Estus is also Latin for heat.

[@chillbro1010]

+BigHairyFenian magic potions tho.

[@spacehitler4537]

Yes youre drinking liquid fire but its pretty much the river phelgum keeping you alive to suffer longer.

[@timothymclean]

+BigHairyFenian Considering the nature of the undead in Dark Souls, and that the Estus is designed for healing undead, it's less like a person drinking fire from a cup and more like a robot drinking electricity from a battery.

[@Waynee87]

Pretty sure estus is from a river in Greek myth.

[@leoblackwood8380]

Estus is lamp fluid. shit.

[@TheWolvesCurse]

4:20 in germany hygiene standards for petfood are at the same level as those for food for human consumption, so you can cross out this part ;)

[@mollsgreys5827]

But it's also in a castle filled with dead bodies and blood splatter (and it's war torn Germany in 1946).

[@austinblackburn8095]

Yes im sure ww2 Germany and modern Germany are exactly the same from hygien standards to the people.

[@Smilley85]

- Copious amounts of alcohol in Bioshock - especially with the Booze hound tonic. - Still beating hearts in the Blood series. - Spoiled food in Boishock Infinite - especially the "potato" you find in a toilet. - A live chicken in Rogue Legacy and Duke Nukem 2. - Nuka Cola Quantum in the Fallout series. During trial runs, the test subjects' internal organs were cooked from the inside. In Fallout 4's Nuka World DLC, you can find out it was a joint project with the military - Quantum is literally weapon grade. - Sweets, chocolate and honey in Secret of Evermore and the Mana series. It doesn't heal your wounds, and will cause diabetes, since the protagonists don't eat anything else.

[@notbobby125]

Roast chicken that's in a trash can? What about the chicken legs from the Castlevania games? You find them locked away behind centuries old walls. That's like digging up an Egyptian mummy and chowing down on it's long decayed corpse. Although, according to to the Smithsonian, in the 17th century, eating "medicine" that contained bits from dug up mummies was actually a thing.

[@masterofgoats1623]

The potato in the toilet in bioshock infinite?

[@evabeals1825]

Or eating cigarettes

[@Demo511]

+Eva Beals Doesn't that lower health but raise salts?

[@masterofgoats1623]

Right mr mustache

[@chiefmaggot360]

+mustache754 yep

[@evabeals1825]

+

[@BlueAmpharos]

6:15 Especially while drinking at the same time! There's a reason for the warning level about taking stuff like Advil or ibuprofin if you have more than alcoholic drinks a day, so he's pretty much doing triple damage to his liver.

[@WhitcherJames]

What about the Witcher series' Swallow potion, if you're not a witcher, drinking it has only a slight chance of healing you with no side effects. What's most likely to happen is that it causes you to suffer horrible and unimaginable pain shortly before reducing you to little more than a vegetable for the rest of your life.

[@Preidon666]

Insta like for using a playstation exclusive on an xbox channel.

[@Neverod8doreveN]

You must have missed the point in the name "outside" xbox.

[@insertname5813]

+Neverod8doreveN That just blew my mind

[@chiefmaggot360]

+irish sith damn right

[@chiefmaggot360]

+Neverod8doreveN thats- complete true... °-°

[@demomanchaos]

I don't suspect Sega Genesis/MegaDrive nor Super Nintendo games are any different really.

[@ginnywillows6558]

My brother was playing either fallout 3 or new vegas, and he became so irradiated that he mutated and got... a health regen boost. lucky boi.

[@BastuGubbar]

the water resovoir in the top part of the toilet actually contains clean water, and is perfectly good to drink

[@zabaoth]

This. That's actually my go to plan in case of a tsunami or something (I live on the coast at a 15th floor, so running away is a death sentence. I prefer to take my chances with the building staying up). Stay inside, harvest the toilets/pipes/radiators for water, make rice/steaks with a camping stove, and hang a "Rescue me plz" banner made from a couple sheets from the balcony. If the situation gets any more dire, I know for a fact I'm the only one in the floor who owns guns, so I'd probably barricade myself on my floor, murder the residents, drink their plasma, and make jerky outta them. With that I'm covered for at least a month.

[@MineraliMan]

Bioshock, Bioshock 2 and Bioshock infinite. You loot ANYTHING from trashcans to BLOODY BAGS!

[@Chance57]

That isn't chicken, it's turkey. It has turkey booties on and it's enormous.

[@TheAsianpie]

why don't they talk to us like puppy dogs more often? it's the best :D

[@Bigfunnyhah]

Who's a good girl/boy?

[@GamesSackBoy]

+TheCreeper am i a good boy?

[@Bigfunnyhah]

***** Whos a good boy? You are, Yes you are c:

[@GamesSackBoy]

TheCreeper i am a good boy? YEY i am a good boy

[@Bigfunnyhah]

******pets*

[@ilikeanimeverymuch]

No one mentioned Risen 2 and 3 where basically random cave fung is provision and strong alcohols work as healing potions.

[@garrettyates6303]

Why has no one brought up LEGENDARY? In that game you use Animus Energy too heal yourself, cool right? Sure, until you also realize this same energy is also the thing that brought Werewolves, Griffons, Naris, some sort of fire frog demon, and basically a bunch if mythical creatures into the real world too ruin YOUR day.

[@TwoHeadedMeerkat]

I predict the Postal 2 Health Pipe

[@TwoHeadedMeerkat]

nailed it

[@TwoHeadedMeerkat]

***** no I predicted crack pipe. what did you want to say of it weirdo?

[@sadiqqarayev392]

I'm a good viewer

[@curtislittle949]

no im a good viewer

[@chilliwowah1086]

ladys please

[@PolskieCentrumGier12]

And I'm the bad one!

[@oklahomacityradiowaves5462]

I'M A GOOD NOODLE

[@Firefox1189]

I'm a dead viewer

[@kerPlanck]

Missed opportunity for a crack pipe "hit" points joke lol

[@GlennDavey]

Watching your videos for years and I just now realised you guys sit on one side of the screen in an old chair telling stories like Mrs Doubtfire instead of talking straight to camera like a normal KZbin channel. How delightfully idiosyncratic of you all! Anywho, carry on :-)

[@insertgenericnamehere2077]

What you need max is a STIMPACK

[@SlasherDex]

/ InsertGenericNameHere / your the one who stole my sweet roll, why man why

[@DustinBarlow8P]

Duke Nukem toilet water? Try the toilet water in the raider camp. At least the toilets in Duke are flushable. The fallout toilets are a glorious stew of 200 years of simmering crap and puke. I remember chugging a generous supply to heal up after that massive fire fight.

[@justinl2009]

Somehow, you can heal bullet wounds, bruises, cuts and such by munching on some candy bars in GTAO.

[@jernie9384]

I really liked that they mentioned his Painkiller addiction in MP3. I guess they were also the reason why the game was so blurry and odd at the start.

[@JStryker47]

I'm surprised you didn't mention simply eating or drinking in Dead Rising. Especially in the sequels, when the menu includes beer and whiskey.

[@zacharyagy4314]

what about red dead revolver? the healing item was whiskey lol

[@SuperLordGaming]

+Zachary Agy And Gun lol.

[@zacharyagy4314]

+UnknownAnon yep! lol

[@SuperLordGaming]

Zachary Agy Would be hilarious if at the end of the game the main character just finds out they have liver problems or some shit lol.

[@damianammerlaan]

What are you talking about it works great, if you need to forget your past that is.... Oh its for gunshots? Uhm.. Medical alcohol kind of stuff, just try it

[@christopherortega800]

Whiskey could work if you poured it on a wound to disinfect it. Drinking not so much.

[@roseblack1301]

Couldn't help but laugh a bit at the shiny coat and wet nose bit.

[@Smilley85]

In the aptly named Redneck Rampage, you can restore one health every few seconds by hollering "Yeehaw!", 10 HP for pissing in a toilet, or 5 for wetting yourself.

[@fatspy3288]

You know what I think when you say Heath restoring item...... Hallucinogenic drugs (Mushroom from Super Mario)

[@ilovetweek000]

health? mario?

[@bman4099]

What about the rat skeweres from dishonored...I'm pretty sure eating a rT you find randomly in a city affected by a rat plague isn't a good idea

[@harrisonjones7420]

You can also just eat the rats.

[@richardrahl7234]

If they are cooked on a high enough temperature, the viruses or bacteria should be dead.

[@pacooov2650]

Honestly I thought they were going to include the syringes from Cry Of Fear that you find on the floor

[@supertna9154]

6:25 You can do the same thing in Fallout 3 and New Vegas with dirty toilet water giving your character radiation poisoning alongside health which is fatal whenever the rad meter crosses 1000 rads. But unlike Duke Nukem 3D you cannot smash toilets nor drink from a broken toilet in Fallout 3 or New Vegas.

[@TheOdd]

Although it's not really a health item, shoving a random stick into your arm to remove a bullet probably isn't a great idea either.

[@stealth_pool8780]

where is all the food in skyrim when your in a cave with only frostspiders and your at the end and there is a 1000000 year old sweetroll

[@nyperold7530]

Similar to roast chicken, a sweet potato, either hot or cold, is generally a perfectly fine meal. However, if it's been hanging out in a garbage can like the ones in Chulip where people throw away "poopie" instead of sending it to the septic tank or through the waste management system, one might feel misgivings about tossing it in one's mouth and swallowing it whole, never mind eating it properly. Particularly since the poopie damages you just from removing it and holding it up in the air for the viewer to see.

[@Roses_and_Ashes]

How about almost half of the health items in Undertale? -A bandage that’s been used several times (probably has a lot of bacteria and some blood on it) -A donut/cider with (whole) spiders (Okay, some people eat spiders, so this one isn’t that bad) -A snail pie (again, people eat snails, so this one isn’t that bad either) -Sea Tea (I don’t trust tea made from glowing water) -Abandoned quiche (you found it under a bench in a wet area) -Temmie flakes (It's torn up pieces of construction paper!) -Hot dog..? ( I tried Googling if Water Sausages are edible, but I couldn’t find it. I’ll just assume the aswer’s no) -Hot cat (same thing, but with little cat ears on the end) -Junk food (no matter how good they say it is, it’s still trash) -Starfait (it’s made of sparkling stars) -Glamburger (it’s made of glitter and sequins. Even though it says they’re edible, I don’t think it very healty) -Steak in the shape of Mettaton’s face (1: The last line of the description reads “You don't feel like it's made of real meat...” 2: Mettaton literally presses his (metal) face into the steaks!) -Bad memory (this one doesn’t really count, as it removes 1 HP (unless your HP is 3 or lower, then it removes all HP, which means you die from a memory)) -Rock candy (unused item) (it’s a rock. Literally.) -Ghost fruit (unused item) (the description (If eaten, it will never pass to the other side.) doesn’t sound good)