A GALACTIC ACCIDENT | Stellaris Nemesis: Cold War

The humans may have be turned into energy, but now we can pamper them forevermore. Cheers to Paradox for sponsoring today's video, and having me in the Cold War event. You can get Nemesis now at this link: play.stellaris...
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[@RimmyDownunder]

Cheers to Paradox for having me for the Cold War event, and to my team for putting up with me accidentally making us totally subservient to the Xumans. Honestly it reminded me of the big game we did a while back with the Flood, just a lot more professional. You can get the Nemesis DLC now at this link: play.stellaris.com/Rimmy

[@employervizor1559]

Rimmy can you play Sins of the prophets again

[@eccentricartist3996]

this is cool and all but i don't want to pay 100 dollar for thing that should be in the base game

[@taco5225]

so rimmy, how about them warcrimes?

[@RedGreekWolf]

Nice beard Rimmy

[@birb125]

DOOR MONSTER IS A GREAT CHANNEL CHECK IT OUT they were the Xumans ok byeee!

[@paradoxinteractive]

That was definitely not a human in a robot suit. 99% sure

[@exponenttie9707]

What about that 1% where does that come from?

[@jetstreamattano4176]

Of course.

[@taco5225]

paradox you're a nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd

[@birdienuke2979]

Yall are gonna announce VIC3 after eu4 in the grand campaign right?...Y-you didn't just forget about the game...r-right?? ;-;

[@sethleoric2598]

Very kool

[@JeffrevinYT]

"Hello, AlexBot! You chose a terrible time to come! The galaxy is on fire, everything is burning down, and the enemies are in our gates. "Inside of the gates. Not even at them. They're inside of them." "Oh, dear."

[@AlextheRambler]

It was great to join you Rimmy Bot!

[@exponenttie9707]

Alex bot was the best Diplo-bot in the galaxy

[@hisLoneliness2961]

Truly

[@BoneistJ]

I really like the Alex-bot's goatee upgrade.

[@kriegcommissarjames5196]

HE DENIES THE EMPEROR

[@bombvoyage5686]

Does that make make you Rambldoot

[@JeffrevinYT]

"Turning to the newly appointed- as far as I understand it- Galactic Emperor from the Divine Imperium." *"POWER! UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"* Yeah, sounds about right. The Star Wars references never cease.

[@destrucktoid7569]

He also quoted Palpatine more, Rimmy just cut it out

[@lechking941]

I have a gut that was zoran because that was the loran voice to me.

[@kriegcommissarjames5196]

the tau.........

[@austinjones3516]

Who was it?

[@johnSMITH-sq5jq]

@@austinjones3516 I think it was the Templin Institute

[@jacob5169]

At first, I was like, "Xumens? Is that a Door Monster reference? That's cool." Then I realized that the Xumens were Door Monster.

[@TheAlmightyToaster01]

Was their religion boat mormonism?

[@baronvonbork2856]

@@TheAlmightyToaster01 I think it was Denouncing Venice

[@acrow5]

@@baronvonbork2856 You sure it wasn't Yoloism? I heard they have pagodas.

[@baronvonbork2856]

@@acrow5 I don’t know my father is a boat mormon and my mother is into Denouncing Venice. I don’t know what that makes me but it probably involves gondolas

[@A_Spec]

How could you even see anything in that?

[@jackthevagabond2669]

"I can't see a thing in this helmet!"

[@Skaikrish]

Wanted to watch a new Rimmy Video and saw instead how Aspec absolutely destroys rimmy. Definitely need to watch yours also aspec

[@RimmyDownunder]

I could not. Spent most of the time pressing my eyes against the mesh trying to see what the hell was going on

[@rhyscallinan4402]

@@RimmyDownunder God how hot was it in there?

[@wilmagregg3131]

@@rhyscallinan4402 like wearing a tinfoil oven i imagine

[@Hollyclown]

Meanwhile, in another Galaxy: *THE FLOOD HAVE BREACHED THE OUTER DEFENSES*

[@SgtPotatoChip6356]

Oh no, not again.

[@lavaavalon]

"you can become energy!" what a fancy and nice way to say "we will bombard the entire universe with antimatter"

[@lordmagot]

This is like when Comedy Central cancelled MST3K

[@exponenttie9707]

the loss of space station 13 was the biggest tragedy in the entire galaxy

[@sgt_delta5565]

it was a tragedy self made by the occupants

[@dean_l33]

@@sgt_delta5565 While true it is still sad that the galaxy has lost one of it best source of entertainments

[@aisir3725]

And the most predictable

[@gibbygaming792]

Damn Syndicate!

[@arandomperson7744]

Have you heard the tragedy of space station 13?

[@sneakytaze5336]

"Well, this is sad... to war, I guess."

[@dean_l33]

The nids has always been our enemy and the space elves our firends

[@samlund8543]

*Cyberpunk theme plays*

[@JeffrevinYT]

"That caravan's just flying through the active battle!" They've gotta keep on selling, you know. *Khajit has wares, if you have coin.*

[@JeffrevinYT]

"The game has just crashed. Well. I'm going to take this moment to- take my hat off- "Right. Wait one- just wait one, and- "And I become a Stalker, instead. _Greetings, Dimitri."_

[@carolusrex9577]

how do i change my voice to a stalker

[@rhyscallinan4402]

It's Dimitri Always has been

[@radio2fort410]

Yeah how do I get that voice changer

[@danielshapiro7169]

​@@radio2fort410​ @Carolus Rex it's in The Zone Сталкер. Of course, it's in The Zone.

[@bubbasbigblast8563]

If Stellaris has taught me anything, it's that if you have the chance to stab someone in the back, you should always take it: most people will be happy to take the chance to dogpile a major galactic power if you give them an angle.

[@Someone-lr6gu]

>Space Station 13 >Star Fortress Ah yes, that famous fortress with highly professional and competent crew. Of course.

[@defiledsaucer]

And a clown. Wai- WHO GAVE THE CLOWN AA AGAIN?!

[@CM-NightDK]

When you hear a strange beep in the medbay maints be like:

[@medical-cyanide1526]

Once all of engineering went on strike because the CE was arrested because he was taking to long and trying to make a duo engine of both single and tesla.

[@echotango9384]

Last time I was this early Humans where still on earth.

[@arguellesargie]

I like how even when not playing mil sim he says “wait one”

[@RimmyDownunder]

It's built in to my language now. Can't escape it :P

[@Spadzy87]

@@RimmyDownunder i'm a chef, i walk past someone in a shop i say "behind". it just sticks with you for life

[@JeffrevinYT]

"Cooking a planet alive." *HOLY SHIT.* *THEY HAVE A DEATH STAR NOW.*

[@destrucktoid7569]

And the new dlc also adds star crackers

[@dazeyndrowsy]

@@destrucktoid7569 which honestly is more fitting to bear the name "death star"

[@chaptermasteraltethius]

Rimmy is now our robot overlord. All hail Rimmy. "Well this is sad. To war I guess" I died.

[@Kirkmaximus]

It's cool that Door Monster decided to go with a trope race (Xumans) to join the Shroud and RImmy is like "Fuck! Count me in!"

[@realitystrikes1998]

Oh of COURSE Spiffing Brit is in this. OH COMETH THE BREAKING OF THE GAME!

[@ChulioRCHulio]

Becoming the crisis in stellaris in 5 minutes - Stellaris:Nemesis is perfectly balanced xD

[@Costochondritis_the3rd]

"Robo-rimmy"

[@humppi.2304]

here to wipe out all life from the galaxy

[@brosephnoonan223]

Rimbo

[@gamergoblin69]

Robby

[@dizehjvegnomis]

robo-...rimming? wait, that's not right

[@aisir3725]

Can confirm, admittin to the whole galaxy that your ships don't have guns isn't smartest idea

[@guywithbread7873]

Rimmy becomes a robot Us 40k: From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… ...even in death I serve the Omnissiah.

[@lechking941]

FOR THE ONMISSIAH!

[@willowbarrelmaker8269]

"I am not a machine as you would understand. I am not a slave. I am not a thing. I am beyond and above you. I am a man of iron. And I am free."

[@R4d6]

That vote winning by 2 votes was the most enerving thing I ever saw during this live.

[@JeffrevinYT]

"The Divine Imperium- he's pulled an old Palpatine maneuver, and is controlling the Senate, and getting emergency powers voted into him." By Jar Jar Binks, no less!

[@hisLoneliness2961]

Darth jar jar binks!

[@alwil457]

Galactic Accident sounds like you something you'd say after destroying a star system Edit: It totally didn't happen

[@JeffrevinYT]

"Hello there, ladies and gentlemen!" General Kenobi!

[@aamacan]

Robot Rimmy: "I hate the Emperor." Hoomans: *Dead silence* Also Robot Rimmy: "But I also love humans" Hoomans: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAYY"

[@IAmTanker]

I recognise the suit somewhere... What happened to my cleaning robot?

[@Snakedude4life]

Ah yes, “Diplomacy” 🎩 🐍 no step on snek! 🇺🇸🇭🇰

[@franciscorui]

It was diplomacy via other means. Aka warfare,

[@mirceazaharia2094]

I never knew that you enjoy Stellaris, Snake Boi, aside from pointing out IRL conspiracies and committing wrong think on a regular basis.

[@alexanderthegreat6682]

I shall use diplomacy! *COLOSSUS CLASS PLANET CRACKER: DIPLOMACY, DEPLOYED*

[@liammckenna7122]

just admits to having a completely unarmed military, true strategic genius.

[@defender9200]

Marc made the Imperium 100000x times better with his pure energy and enthusiasm

[@theun6073]

I’m watching this while being quarantined at school for COVID, thanks for brighting my day man.

[@VELIkiq8]

What?

[@platogkrone7161]

At school?

[@theun6073]

@@platogkrone7161 my friend tested positive and called the school yesterday so they had to call my parents to pick me up so I was quarantined

[@platogkrone7161]

@@theun6073 So you were quarantined at home, _not_ at school? I'm getting mixed messages here, and it's legitimately confusing.

[@theun6073]

@@platogkrone7161 sorry if I’m not being clear my friend tested positive his parents called the school, my schools policy is that if you’ve interacted with someone with COVID you need to quarantine for 48 hours. I was still at school when his parents called so they put me in the nurses office to wait for my parents to pick me up

[@gmoyes909]

This is the opposite of the joke Marbozir did a while ago for a Stellaris event. He played the 'Totally Not Robot' Empire and greeted people with 'Hello fellow organic'.

[@Jojob541]

Ah yes, the good ending. Everyone ascended or returned to monke.

[@D3LTA48]

9:02 ASpec? Damn dude, you never stood a chance. He's the Stellaris meta guru.

[@johndaybreak1317]

Nah that is Stefan Anon :P

[@dazeyndrowsy]

@@johndaybreak1317 explains why they both served as the major powers of the game, the imperial core and the galactic crisis that is the Xumans

[@johndaybreak1317]

@@dazeyndrowsy Probably bcuz they wanted to showcase the new features by good players, not mediocre (at best) . Also these too features require a fair amount of skill, since they are by far the hardest endgame stuff against players. I honestly think that if you put Spiff or god forgive me....Rimmy :D ..... in these positions, especially the "Become a Crisis" ,they would horrible fail.

[@dazeyndrowsy]

​@@johndaybreak1317 I thought they reached that point themselves. Like i thought aspec and stefan got to be so strong through gameplay were they just assigned those positions?

[@johndaybreak1317]

@@dazeyndrowsy In Stefans case i think he reached it himself, bcuz he was saving up an asention perk from like the begining so i guess, he wasnt topd to become the crisis just asked for it. For Aspec, i suppose they were told from the begining to become the emperor since Swiss Knight was pretty much on it every senate session.

[@mikloshujber1452]

2:27 Good to see the time honoured tradition of southern secessionists is being upheld.

[@foolydude4305]

I see Rimmy has finally accepted the weakness of his flesh and become one with steel. The machine is immortal.

[@Schmidtstone]

Space Station 13 right of the bat, I love it.

[@CM-NightDK]

legends say that when you closed your camera to it you could hear a strange beeping comming from one of the mainance shafts that after some time exploded and literraly made the sm into a grade 6 singuloth

[@thevan605]

Rimmy playing with more of the yogscast? Awesome!

[@SliverSaurus]

Rimmy build like the potion factory workers from Shrek 2

[@allofmustard6591]

ah yes rimmy becoming a banana republic 10 minutes after he takes control of the refuge

[@blackradar4175]

Never expected rimmy talking like those robots from dr.Who

[@m4rionettealastor702]

EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

[@SaberViper]

"research complete" *planet explodes*

[@sceligator]

"Shadow of Israphel episode 43!" That fucking killed me

[@lechking941]

Sooo defintly bland to this. Jome mind giving insight

[@sceligator]

@@lechking941 Shadow of Israphel was a narrative Minecraft series that The Yogscast became famous from in the 2010s (saying that makes me feel old). It stopped suddenly after episode 40-something.

[@lechking941]

@@sceligator ah ok well looks like I have something to put on if nothing recent is good. As I got both to work-out gow to get a bunch of mods to work together for a small pack for personal enjoyment but also maybe some folks may like it's little mesh of altering things. But I also have a huge workload for I'm moving out of a village now because I need space and my brain still wants to turn a huge redwood tree into a base now I just need to remember why I wanted that tree...

[@kittencool1442]

All praise! The holy emperor has uploaded again.

[@Biodeamon]

I can't tell if a good or bad thing rimmy doesn't know how proteceriates are basically castrated because it means he never was put in that situtation

[@emperormajorian112]

I like how he talked about the blowing up planets video, that’s actually how I found his channel

[@wloss600]

I like to think rimmy bot was secretly evil the whole time

[@RubelliteFae]

To be fair Spiff didn't throw his ships into battle. The Xumans declared war on an awakened empire which immediately attacked the Refuge.

[@Renorick1]

OK. I want that "STALKER" filter you had on. That was glorious! The Boys would flip, hearing that!

[@billyjoel9313]

random quote Rimmy posted 7 years ago under of a 8 second video of Steven Ogg in Times Square "That was possibly the funniest thing I have seen. Now it's time for Rockstar to let Trevor loose in L.C. Oh poor, poor Niko."

[@moth3804]

Surprising honestly to see GassyMexican playing these type of games

[@xavierhibbs4850]

Isn't that Simon's robot suit from the second season of yogcast dnd?

[@walnzell9328]

That robot costume looks like the one Simon Lane from the Yogscast wore in YogsQuest 2.

[@DefyingPenguin]

Bokoen looked like a human Hershey Kiss lol

[@pineapplethief4418]

Rimmy is wearing this suite for sole purpose of preparing for possible future milsim events

[@derohra8806]

Putting the cardboard Robot suit on to trick the AI be like

[@Chernould_]

Ben, Rimmy, Spiff, & Alex playing the same game. This is truly the greatest timeline.

[@alanwestmoreland6152]

12:35 *yet ultimately it was I who sent these events into motion, with a single swing from my hammer, God splitter.*

[@Owch-]

You really went out of your way to put that costume and roleplay :D

[@JeffrevinYT]

"They all just exploded! In Ambisia." *murica.*

[@midnightxgamer1724]

I've just found this channel and I love it already, especially for stellaris

[@erynmcgrath]

3:30 no rimmy your a cyberman

[@lefr33man]

"we're not an imperial empire" -Rimmy

[@Petkavich102]

The robots are standing, that means that they are serious

[@MoltenUprisingMK]

Strange thing, sentient machines allying with hive-minded whatever-they-ares.

[@RayisX]

I was watching you guys and Aspec and I couldn't stop laughing the whole time. The power gaming the xumans did however was a bit of a buzz kill

[@lechking941]

Ya the over taking of rimmys really was a jerk move. But if I was there I would have voted no on the 20 degree.

[@mprojekt72]

Space Station 13? After searching through all the cargo bays, around all the corners, and in all the airducts, I can guarantee that the station is probably not safe from Randolph P. Checkers.

[@SgtPotatoChip6356]

Yes, an upload to brighten the day!

[@juliankaminawaish3705]

a galactic accident is what most AI before i “retired” them

[@pieceofschmidtgamer]

I am totally cool with an alien race of Rimmys coming down and taking us over. I for one embrace our Rimmy Overlords!

[@Iojima]

Holy crap, a species that doesn’t hate the Xumans? That’s rare

[@tru8637]

That looks so similiar to Simon's robot costume from Yogsquest 2

[@cretin2025]

I was looking for someone else to notice that!

[@CM-NightDK]

3:00 you just doomed that station for it to be bombed and destroyed in 3 seconds

[@tristanmccaskill2388]

silksong lies beyond the shroud

[@OzyWazza]

Hey Rimmy? Dare you to try wearing that suit for a full week sometime December/January! For context folks - our Christmas time is our Summertime, AKA "Australia Attempts to Deep-Fry The Human Population". Welcome to Oz :D

[@Onionfellow]

May the Omnissiah bless your mechanisms, oh fellow scroller.

[@lechking941]

If he may sly out into a empire of his own.

[@helix5441]

“I now hate the emperor” **imperium jazz music ceases**

[@antilad5584]

really thought he was about to say -greeting's sir and siretes-

[@remiliascarletmybeloved]

Rimmy’s entire playtime was essentially, “machine life sucks, and then your leader pushes the button that blows the universe up”

[@ianmcewan9101]

I love the partnership. MCU? Nah, this is the cinematic universe I like.

[@roguewolf9831]

*Destroys a planet* Research Concluded

[@emperormajorian112]

That title is me, I was a galactic accident

[@TheSpiritofZero]

The New Yogsventures of Rimmy the Pooh

[@blakeverdon4492]

I have absolutely _no idea_ what is going on in 99% of this video but I still enjoyed it very much

[@america3576]

Rimmy is now one with stainless steal.

[@HyperK7]

You got reverse Necrond. Literally what the C’Tan did but instead of making robots, they deconstructed robots.

[@Jay-ln1co]

Rimmy Bot of the Tombot Supremacy.

[@oligb1469]

This felt like the rise of the empire but the rebellion built the death star and not palpatine

[@CMTechnica]

Waking up to this notification was a pleasant surprise

[@sceti118]

1:00 The Inquisition will hear about such heresy!

[@mercenary2782]

shadow of israphel...... now that’s also a name I haven’t heard in years.

[@501ststormtrooper9]

Glory to the Galactic Emperor! Glory to the Divine Imperium! *please help, i’m being held hostage-*

[@thecobracommander169]

I like how you slowly realize that maybe the zumans aren't the good guys.

[@thetruegoldenknight]

I've been meaning to buy Nemesis, but I've got so much else clogging my to-do list. More seriously, I appreciate you taking the opportunity to do some "role-playing" with this game, I really liked that touch.

[@bibby659]

Should've renamed the one planet "Blame Ben and Tom" and leave two robots on the planet before sending everyone else to the zoomins.

[@sovereign6291]

I need that S.T.A.L.K.E.R. voice!

[@akinoffury2332]

Oh, it's so weird seeing Max in a Rimmy video

[@RimmyDownunder]

I'm a massive fan of the guy, was fun to play alongside him.