A Hospital Run By Tik Tokers

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[@zoehoffman191]

i waiting for you to make this video

[@mopolo]

same i waiting to

[@aizaa9768]

you are yes me

[@nickerr8148]

brilliant comment indeed

[@omarsuliman6695]

Why wont you pin me???

[@naomi8420]

yes i waiting too for video

[@xyanr]

All of these "actors" legitimately feel like they're reading lines they put together for a video assignment for their language arts class that's due tomorrow

[@Pkid29]

I love how specific this is and on POINT!

[@danyapastuszak2230]

yes ❤️

[@downfromthereeefters]

Yeah this is exactly what I thought too. They all sound soooo stiff, like you said it sounds like they’re reading lines.

[@blurob1326]

“omg molly!!!” they said with a 😐 face

[@charlottew.2908]

The actors aren't even actors! They may as well be reading from a script and literally nothing would change!

[@damaiadavis839]

“there was a horrible accident” “I know....I was in it” “oh 😐” that exchange was so terrible

[@GuillotineGunza]

Then he got a heart disease

[@_taaykay_784]

Just has no idea what happened, "that bold of you to assume"

[@horsehay]

You know, the bathroom stall you just came out of is really dirty. Yeah, I know, I was int it

[@hazy6932]

shoulda been "i know, i am that"

[@hangryhufflepuff9530]

O H

[@greendayrox489]

I am a nurse and I cannot imagine risking my license by violating HIPAA because a teenager gave me a chocolate bar.

[@shriya9925]

so starburst then?

[@lrose5522]

What if it was a KLONDIKE bar ehh?

[@peskypigeonx]

What about some smarties? Cookies and Cream Kit Kat? Let’s violate HIPPA together

[@revanhaq247]

How about a toblerone? Maybe even Hershey's?

[@dread_wolf2301]

what about a snickers i heard somewhere that they change you

[@kenthefele113]

Imagine if when the nurse got the candy bar she just looked up at the smart girl and said, “Holden is dead.”

[@BrendanJSmith]

That would've made the show a 10/10.

[@bellotaguerrero]

😂

[@iexist6677]

Copied (definitely not a year late)

[@gfffddfvvbfdfgcd6530]

“she has a crush on him” “do not” “do to” “do not” *camera pans to dead girl*

[@ArrowArchitect]

"MOLLY!"

[@char124eve]

This was the funniest shit lmaoooo

[@shaf2317]

and the fact that the girl was just awake 2 seconds ago i- 💀

[@jamespolly9663]

J Fletch I was dying

[@renflame1094]

alexa play dead girl in the pool by girl in red

[@Bangsy3000]

Caller: HELP MY ARM JUST GOT BITTEN OFF BY A SHAR- Nurse: No that is not a disease

[@laurahabiba9261]

that was so weird lmao

[@plumlovesralsei1420]

Nurse:You're the strangest person I've ever met

[@azrael4457]

@@plumlovesralsei1420 Cute, but strange.

[@Nico-xf5cw]

Is she wrong?

[@i_and_blue]

I mean...she's technically right

[@EmmyBag]

As a teen volunteer in a hospital... i literally only sit at the desk and help people who get lost. I think with a little more training, i could answer phone calls, but it's pretty boring being a TV...

[@etekweb]

I have to know - do they actually call you a TV?

[@sourbreinlemain4879]

Golden comment

[@HeisntLegend]

As someone who has been to jail (I missed a court date for a traffic violation and had to sit for a weekend) The FIRST thing literally everyone asks you is what you did. And if you don't answer, people assume it had something to do with kids. On top of that the people who have been there long enough have people on the outside who will look up new inmates and their charges.

[@louisecram2616]

Then I guess he did something with kids

[@colorblockpoprocks6973]

jesus people are nosy lol

[@atable2505]

@@colorblockpoprocks6973I mean if you were in jail wouldn’t you want to know if the people you’re around are in there for something like rape or molestation or murder

[@abbsterlicious]

Exactly. Standard questioning of any new inmate always happens like you only have that attitude if people are asking too many questions. Usually they are tryna see if they can push you around. Then you gotta be like girl I ain’t with that 🤣

[@heathermcriley9969]

I have not been to prison, but I have been in a psychward 9 times. And in many ways, it's similar to a jail (at least the ones I went to) and the first question I was asked every time was "so why are you here?" Like before they even asked my name..

[@kaylamoreno2647]

“Sorry i messed up your surgery” It’s fine, I didn’t need that part of my brain anyway

[@39suhanamakhija44]

Me too

[@cas6174]

yeah like who needs the left half of their brain?

[@magisterrleth3129]

@@cas6174 Yeah, Right Brain Gang for life.

[@Misshowzat]

It's not like they were going to use it any time soon

[@addi6607]

Same

[@HP-yt9lx]

I am crying at the fact that the “That is not a disease” scene is shot exactly like “No, this is Patrick”

[@guy3758]

damn I never realized that.

[@paytonwessells1181]

Omg this has me crying laughing

[@rayna7055]

And has the energy of "no, mayonnaise is not an instrument"

[@chloe2270]

_no patrick, mayonnaise is not a disease_ (EDIT: WAIT SOMEONE ALREADY MADE THAT JOKE FU-)

[@arthurvillinova9931]

All I can think of someone saying is I think I have COVID 19, and her response was “No that is not a disease”

[@onelastch4nce557]

The cut from Holden saying ‘knock yourself out’ to him passing out killed me man

[@Cromf]

"Attaway General" "My son is bleeding everywhere and is losing self-consciousness!!!" “No, that is not a disease.” *Hung up*

[@Lucifersfursona]

“Losing self consciousness” may be one of the best things I’ve ever read I know what you mean tho 😂 Losing consciousness is passing out, losing self-consciousness is becoming secure in your identity among a group of people. I know what you meant but I like what you *said* a lot better. My son is losing blood and also his inhibitions! *He’s feeling the rain on his skin!!!*

[@caroline-hh9os]

@@Lucifersfursona i'm mid mental breakdown but this made me chuckle thank you

[@dogouchu4356]

@@Lucifersfursona "Ma'am I dont give a fuck about your childs self esteem. That is not a goddamn disease"

[@frankkoestler2388]

Dixie's acting sounds like they glued the script to the inside of her eyelids and every time she blinks, she has to memorize a line and spit it out before she blinks again.

[@nochannelmusician769]

😂

[@bvbylons]

Frank Koestler LMAOOOADJKFSG 😭😭

[@ra.gonzzo]

Y is this so specific 😭 I love it

[@l.a.8010]

thats why shes always rolling her eyes

[@goeeey]

Y'all r getting creative 😭😭

[@tubagloo5365]

"Hi, hospital? I accidentally nailed my foot to a board." "That is not a disease" -click-

[@AlienSuzy]

But....my foot :(

[@oof-nk9sj]

stonks

[@yeetusfetus4257]

Least that person doesn’t gotta pay the high as hell bill

[@coffee_person938]

@@yeetusfetus4257 yeah, the dude only has to worry about the board nailed to his foot, nothing too bad i guess

[@pressedrose1]

@@yeetusfetus4257 nah they just make them pay for calling the hospital and wasting their time 😔😭

[@mudturtle3660]

Holy shit that nurse violated HIPAA for a chocolate bar.

[@UltraDumbass1782]

Of course she would be annoyed that her dad did stuff. All she’s done this entire time is kiss the boy in the closet. If that was her entire experience, I would be annoyed if I thought my dad was kissing a boy in the closet too.

[@kaha.2135]

this comment is two years old but I am laughing my ass off so hard rn 😭😭😭😭😭

[@casuallyceltic]

Underrated comment

[@sourbreinlemain4879]

This is such a Holden comment, G

[@Pekylla]

i'm a nurse and i'm going to start answering my patients with "that is NOT a disease" whenever they ask me something

[@hulawife]

and then instantly hang up

[@calcifer6142]

@@hulawife godammit you made me choke on my candy cane

[@honestlykindapog5096]

“hello my son-“ “that is NOT a disease” *𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗦 𝗨𝗣*

[@yackamajez]

Nice profile picture lol

[@SketchUT]

“Hello I have a disease” “That is NOT a disease”

[@hollycomulada1924]

Love the “just give the fat character chocolate and they’ll talk” stereotype

[@tarani5aviel]

go girl give us nothing 😍😍💞💞

[@no_peace]

I don't see body size

[@jenniferella2182]

Literally shutup

[@linosundae]

like fr she could've just given her money but not it had to be chocolate because she is "fat"

[@sickly835]

no peace ima hope this is a joke, because if not, while that’s good and all, no one cares about that in a comment section about bad acting and tik tok

[@Tidepool4]

7:07 “I would have used dissolvable sutures” They wanted to make her sound smart here, but my doctor explained to me during that one time I stabbed my hand with scissors that the dissolvable sutures break off easily, especially in areas of the body that are moved around very frequently like I dunno… the arms.

[@KanadasKid]

also, with a cut that deep, i wouldn't be shocked if there actually were dissolvable sutures deeper into the wound, and the doctor used regular sutures superficially

[@paigestout8066]

My favorite line from this show is now “that’s not a disease”

[@chernobylcoleslaw6698]

😂😂😂

[@ryanchapman7168]

“Help, my friend overdosed on cocaine!” THAT IS NOT A DISEASE

[@bruderschweigen6889]

Your friend is rich

[@mintchip228]

the disease is the jealousness everyone must have 😔

[@chocolatedogs6676]

@@mintchip228 Why would you be jealous of someone being overdosed?!?! 😂😂😂

[@noahdomingo1162]

@@chocolatedogs6676 because we've reached the point that everyone wants to leave this earth but we can't do it.

[@sumspartan8396]

Noah Gabriel Domingo understands

[@Sciota]

Imagine getting severely injured and Jason from math class is your doctor

[@valencia878]

this is such an underrated comment

[@Suburbanlone]

Sydney Stevens yes

[@fionacohen_]

Omg that’s hilarious

[@luuuuux_]

I’d run out the hospital screaming

[@megadouche]

😶that's fucked up

[@FloofyReks]

That random quick cut at 6:56 gets me every single time

[@literal-legend19]

🧍‍♀️

[@WhatTheCheick]

Oh that’s not a cut, Drew’s just practicing his teleportation in the middle of videos

[@mop5165]

This is so accurate! I lost my healthcare job because I kept sharing personal information every time someone gave me chocolate :(

[@KatieFilmsStuffchannel]

the “that is not a disease” nurse is the only good actor in the whole show honestly like she’s got some weird lines but everyone else is speaking like they’ve never heard someone talk before

[@justwannafreefx9419]

That kid with the hearthole is decent I think. Not Oscar worthy but does the job.

[@laura8263]

Oof that tea is scalding

[@Bangsy3000]

The kid with the heart condition is good too but everyone else is awful.

[@Evan_L_Rodriguez]

They lip sync for a living, they’ve probably forgotten.

[@sallysalah2080]

That woman isn't getting paid enough

[@ryeinc]

Person on phone: “I have COVID-19.” Nurse Sandy: “That is not a disease.”

[@nit-Inundate]

@sannio komi Hell yeah don't he Craig

[@SailorOrbiter]

Bruh, why did this kill me!? ☠

[@Tw0Dots]

9:53 Lmao

[@idk-ww8oe]

I can't describe why I laughed but I did

[@evil_incarnate1864]

Lmao!!!!

[@bloop2235]

7:36. That entire scene looks like it was pulled out of the most cliche cringe Wattpad story

[@jaash7981]

I have never heard Dixie actually talk and I have to ask: is her voice that monotonous and deep in real life?

[@zubetp]

yeah lol

[@nisarojas2869]

“HELP I WAS SHOT BY A ROB-” “No, that is not a disease”

[@mackr1940]

Wtf Robert why'd you just shoot that guy

[@linosundae]

Mack R listen man my finger slipped, jeez nobody listens to me

[@introvertcinnamonroll2654]

lost winter I understand my finger slipped too I also shot them on purpose 5 more times but whose counting

[@willd.4808]

My mind filled in the rest as "robot" before I realised it was "robber" 💀

[@nisarojas2869]

@@willd.4808 ngl I don’t even remember commenting this😂

[@paper4049]

He's bleeding and she's touching him without wearing gloves.

[@emiliew5553]

she also didn't wipe his wound and she shouldn't be allowed to treat him anyway, given she's not a doctor

[@desperateeffort4132]

Also may I add, they aren't allowed to go and help the patients when it comes to any injury or something since they are just volunteers.

[@suemccashland]

P!P!EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@nathanderbyshire2428]

Ya don’t just wrap up wounds without cleansing or anything

[@ubaxaden1659]

Yeah she might not know if he has hiv

[@chilledvoyager1610]

as a student currently in medschool...it is so fun to watch how they depict a hospital being run :')

[@chilledvoyager1610]

@@Ornithorhynchus. ^^

[@pliktl]

This is wholesome entertainment. I love that he doesn't rail on anyone, but rather just politely steps out of the way as the other person makes an absolute disaster of themselves.

[@UchayKaykay]

"I've seen porn with better acting" has never applied so much.

[@AnaPerez-wz3ug]

This comment is extremely underrated

[@laurenbrooks896]

bro momento I seen wayy better kids tho lol

[@pigeonbraine]

bro momento how?

[@hihi-ef2nv]

NHA E Dixie is but most of the rest aren't

[@netti6010]

Curly headed kid is definitely the Dobre brothers secret triplet that they kicked out of the group for not being able to do a back flip

[@taehoney7771]

You couldn’t have described that any better lmao

[@hanwriter]

*the accuracy* -- the way he talks sounds similar to the dobre twins too!

[@scorpisus1047]

dude that’s why he looks so familiar omg

[@theboyroy7154]

i went to school with that kid, he was an asshole

[@dillpckl]

STOP-😭😭😭

[@julesmerlo6247]

drew i have been waiting two and a half years to find out how attaway general ends PLEASE

[@kendranieuwendorp5511]

I love when the nurse is on the phone for 3 seconds and says "no that is not a disease" and immediately hangs up. I'm a nurse and we get calls at the nurses station all the time of people asking medical questions. Never once has anyone just called to ask "is this a disease" and then after you respond, just hang up. Like what was that lmao? Also I would try to get some kind of information from them, like why are you calling to ask in the first place? Are you having symptoms? How old are you? Why tf did you call the hospital when you could have very easily googled that?

[@tomstarbuck8162]

They really tried to relate a child criminal to a guy with a heart disease just because they’re both sad

[@blueghost4769]

Also why is a criminal allowed in a hospital? Even if he's a teen it just weird..

[@OldFantasy]

Oooh sad and quirky aesthetic 💅💅

[@ona512]

@@blueghost4769 rehab via community work is common. It's like he said: "better than Juvy"

[@yeetusfetus8687]

@@ona512 why is the community work VOLUNTEERING AT A HOSPITAL

[@nitya404]

@@yeetusfetus8687 yeah seems reckless to involve someone who is in need of rehabilitation to help with people's lives on the balance

[@niyatirudra4218]

The FACT that they're wearing hair nets like beanies annoys me so much.

[@strudelh]

They're too focused on making them look attractive, then making them focus on better directing and acting lol.

[@genericangst8665]

I was for some reason waiting for them to properly wear the hair net but why would anyone muss their perfect waves to fit into a uniform standard?

[@piagebot2943]

Legit that pissed me off the most like if ur gonna wear a hairnet wear it correctly

[@connorcoyle6592]

interesting FACT

[@heysaucemikehere1804]

generic angst I was waiting for that too then I realized only dumb people would ever do that, silly me.

[@amirnaim3675]

11:08 Fucking TV sounds like a porn TV channel

[@MrPassivefist]

9:06 there is no nurse on the planet that would violate HIPAA and lose their job over a candy bar

[@SheSoSleepy]

This just proves that those comments on tik toks saying “you should be an actor/actress” are probably wrong 9/10.

[@KalebC4]

People legitimately comment that on Tik Tok? Not even Vine was this stupid afaik

[@jadem7301]

those comments are made by kids in elementary school

[@isnortashes3737]

99/10*

[@peepeecaca247]

10/10

[@ConnieCrow]

yeah, just because they can fake cry and have red eyes doesn’t mean they are good.

[@Infamous_man]

Is this the Krusty Crab? No, that is not a disease.

[@imatheistbut5789]

@JayLeeBeanz anal infection. Very Crusty.

[@evilintorres6593]

BAHHAHAHAHHA

[@scarletclough]

LMFAOOOO

[@vibhormurti5877]

hello not a disease, one krabby patty pls.

[@tarrandairamnarine9251]

The acting is SENDING ME

[@obissen21]

i know i’m 3 years too late but i always forget this video starts like that and i always think i’m watching a weird advertisement. anyway, this is prolly one of drew’s best videos, no lie ❤

[@user-mv1mv3yp4b]

the craziest part is how they look so blatantly embarassed and trying not to laugh...i cant imagine the adult ACTORS having to AUDITION to be CAST just to occasionally interrupt a bunch of teens getting paid way too much to make out

[@rooty]

Oh god that is such a good point lol

[@69_natalia_420]

oof yea, the teens seem like they dont want to be there. and i also feel that they were forced to make out because "DRAMA"

[@thewriteinpresident]

Teacher…, it is evident that the EAGLE [Symbol] and the SNAKE (Symbol) were once at War….., so why is it in this {day and age} +=+ that the U.S. FLAG Eagle and the Vatican Snake of the Pope on Dope work as one when Shields, and Crest are all COAT OF ARMS for Family “Blood Lines” that have all become common place and Stodgily??? The FREE MASON Lodges are filled with no BLOOD LINES……., but only EVIL SPIRITS…..., so they do not care if they use the SYMBOL of a Coke or Pepsi Can to be “The Eagle” and the Snake; as long as, WE THE PEOPLE of this Celestial Sphere home world of PURGATORY do not “figure out” [{**}] we are on a FLAT EARTH……..., and that Blood Lines do matter…….., but not as much as the Spirit!!! Now that we know what the EAGLE means as [A Symbol] /_\ of their Family BLOOD LINES and that the SNAKE is the Symbol of the Other Blood Line whom both used to be at war and DESTROYED the Whole World In that CATACLYSM…., and we can see they have “both intermarried” from the NAZI EAGLE to the Dragons that are just one more {GRAVEN IMAGE} [{*}] of a Snake Blood Line Symbol..., we the people do not care to be EAGLE.., or SNAKE., and we sure as hell will not go on with their freemason FAKE SPACE CGI TV Shows, or their “192 U.N. FLAGS” (COVID19) World Domination Plot that uses “Snakes and Eagles” to say they are now mixing Their Blood Lines!!! As The Oracle for the End of an Age connected to The Source of All Creation and All Destruction` these Demons and Devils, Satanist, and “Lucifarians” are nothing more then EVIL SPIRITS in the minds of flesh and blood and “bones people” be they MALE AND FEMALE, and they can be put down with Poison in the tainted (COVID19) Vaccines like Trump wants to get a VACCINE on LIVE TV to prove it is Safe when we Humans know this “BAT Snake” Corona Beer Cobe Burger V.I.R.U.S. is a stab at the UNITY of the EAGLE Party and the “SNAKE Party” just like the UNITED FRONT of the Republican and Democratic “PARTIES” are all FREE MASON Lodge Members whom live off of our Taxes and Welfare known as our Employed PUBLIC SERVANTS…. Therefore, do make sure Trump and Pence, and Putin and Xi, and even the POPE ON DOPE get them (COVID19) Hypodermic Needles pushed “deep into them” with 14 Gauge Needles pushed into the BONES MEN just as they did “torture me” in one of their RED FLAG LAW Mental Wards… Yet, for this teaching……., just know that when you see an EAGLE on “Any Flag” be it one headed or Two, it is a FREE MASON Symbol……, and the Same when you see any “Snakes in Symbols” they too are just more FREE MASON Fucks, and Cucks and Slags and Pukes, aka Chaldean that destroyed Tartaria whom all [need to die] as THE OLD WINE SKINS that we call “The Racka” for we are THE NEW WINES SKINS called Pak-Toe that means “Romantic Warriors” and we will have OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION Coalition, and take out the UNITED NATIONS of S.A.T.A.N. ….. The Book of EXODICE!!! www.thefreedictionary.com/Stodgily We Are Pak-Toe!!! We don’t do Racka… WE TAKE THEM OUT!!!! The Society of nonmason~ kzbin.info/www/bejne/gXqXnIRrZ6ine68 Just look at the SYMBOLS on their [192 U.N.) +=+ False Flags and even our 50 U.S. States Flags for SYMBOLS mean {Blood Lines} that Rule your Cities and Towns my “nonmason” populations... [///|||\\\] Join The Rag Tag Rebellion “of and for” OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION Coalition at mewe.com/i/johnnyexodice P.S. ALWAYS Protect Your Tech!!!! kzbin.info/www/bejne/eqLXk4pjrZpqn7s The Sentinel... +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

[@cheesecheese6950]

The Write in President Pardon?

[@redacted3309]

@The Write In President seems legit

[@logansmith4492]

“Help I was stabbed and am bleeding out in a Chuck E Cheese bathroom” “That is not a disease”

[@TheRainyKingdom]

GOLD??

[@marisatheuglybitch8584]

Why would you ever go in a Chuck E. Cheese bathroom?

[@azlxns]

@@marisatheuglybitch8584 why not

[@kaderpdi1982]

@@marisatheuglybitch8584 doing drugs

[@-Manky]

@@kaderpdi1982 plot twist: chuck E did it!

[@ri-rose6965]

12:50 has the same energy as "I got the test results back. I definitely have breast cancer." From The Room

[@captainnemo7690]

The whole "TV" thing is especially wild when the term "candy striper" already exists to describe young volunteers in hospitals and is plenty cutesy.

[@troostan2776]

“He’s the cute boy she has a crush on.” “Do not!” “Do too!” “DO NOT!” *(Child dies)* “Molly!”

[@AndyWalterGeographer]

Sal Vulcano they were like,”Molly😯”

[@caisonrivera9207]

Don't take it personally, Sally, but I'm more of a Joe Gatto guy.

[@hrggebrh5815]

Your comment actually made me laugh wtf haha

[@palmtain2095]

Timestamp?

[@drperkyreal4686]

Sal you suck at impractical jokers. Joe is way better

[@cathulu7975]

"My son is having a seizure-" "That's not a disease."

[@titocristobal5573]

"My son's head just exploded." "That's not a disease."

[@lukecremecheese597]

“my femur is sticking through my leg” “that’s not a disease”

[@drowsified2782]

I'm proud to be your 1000th like

[@potential_dog_eater]

What about epilepsy?

[@scarychy8729]

“HELP IVE FALLEN AND I CANT GET UP!” “That is not a disease.”

[@mallorybrown2158]

Imagine facing lawsuits because you breached hipaa in exchange for a candy bar

[@amandarivera25]

“No, that is not a disease” has the same energy as ‘No, this is Patrick’

[@nameless3525]

Amanda Rivera HAHAHAHAH this comment is tooo underrateddd

[@ThePalmWoods]

More like ''Mayonnaise is not an instrument''

[@amandalikesthings]

My name is also Amanda Rivera and this comment scared the shit out of me

[@soph_]

or "no she's dead this is her son".

[@digitalharmony26]

Sophie McManus nice pic

[@clairee4976]

it’s literally painful to watch. dixie has no emotion she’s just SAYING her lines 💀.

[@desperateeffort4132]

Why would anyone think that kids who does renegade in their bathroom can do a whole show?

[@AlienSuzy]

This would be the perfect torture method forcing someone to watch this

[@openarmsbyszafttravisscott]

FR I’m crying from how cringe this is-

[@daspammer5896]

Holy shit, that girl’s name is DIXIE? She’d be torn to shreds anywhere but L.A.

[@spmz4tvde]

it's so funny bc she's isn't even the worst one 😭

[@samthesamuel]

bimbim is so cute i wish she was real

[@clemclemclemclemcl]

same with drew

[@easolinas1233]

Gotta love how this show was clearly made without the input of a single person who knows anything about medicine, hospitals, HIPAA, etc. It was written by someone who tried to watch a few episodes of Grey's Anatomy, but kept getting bored and dozing off.

[@dodgersallday4290]

“My foot just got cut off, there is blood everywhere I need an ambulance”. “No that is not a disease” hangs up.

[@Ismail-tp1wn]

*Fucking Dead*

[@emms0003]

Hilarious but why would you call a hospital to get you an ambulance?

[@hufflepuffhorcrux3269]

*”i love jitterbars”*

[@rse4340]

No tHiS iS PaTrICk

[@dizzymisslizzy4569]

dr gordon be like

[@rachelrennie4149]

When you replayed that heart-issue kid saying "knock yourself out" and then flashing to him fainting, I choked on my apple juice.

[@caiorezei]

3:13 the delivery, the hair, the shirt, the leaning... Drew looks and sounds 100% like a young Jeff Winger from Community and I love it.

[@clemclemclemclemcl]

also i love that shit for brains kevin is behind him but drew scaled it so hes bigger then other guy

[@gretaghiringhelli9275]

"attaway general" "there's been an emergency-" "no that is not a disease." *hangs up*

[@Imcryingconstantly]

That was one of the only times that this show was funny

[@musicianshipcreative3660]

@@Imcryingconstantly how is this funny

[@Imcryingconstantly]

Suli because my standards for funny are lower then my friends standards for friends

[@Yakal001]

@@musicianshipcreative3660 I find it funny because it's just so stupid it hurts.

[@rajeetdajeet2883]

That curly haired guy looks like he couldn’t get arrested if he tried.

[@Soogbad]

He looks like Kurtis, obviously

[@cheesecheese6950]

Soogbad He can't get arrested because he's the mayor.

[@caseac]

hes whiter than a sheet of paper

[@kms1011]

He’s probably too young to be arrested too

[@niamh8055]

@@cheesecheese6950 and that means you have to be nice to him

[@99brooklynnn]

I just found this channel and was listening to this whilst tweezing my eyebrows. When he pointed out the moment the guy was all “thanks for making me laugh” WHEN HE DIDN’T LAUGH I TOOK AN ENTIRE CHUNK OUT OF MY EYEBROW lmfaooo fuck this show and fuck my life. Subscribed 😌✨

[@naan000]

this is one of the funniest comments I've seen under drew's videos

[@alakazor3097]

Still upset that part two never came

[@cathulu7975]

Their acting is like one of those "anti-bullying" or "don't do drugs" videos they show you in school

[@fareeha.5721]

Accuracy 100

[@frenchiestfry9045]

Makenn Gillen nah those videos are better

[@florasion.]

Nice pfp

[@meganmcleod6152]

It is.

[@TheClarkChannel]

@@Antiformed omg butt out my childhood just came and slapped me in the face

[@amystiller8389]

As a nurse I can tell you in all confidence that if you offer us chocolate we will one hundred percent abandon any ethical code that we have committed to, and for sure disclose absolutely any piece of information about absolutely anyone to any random shmuck that happens to offer us one.

[@ayellowpapercrown6750]

**slides a brandless chocolate bar your way** so,, who was the zodiac killer

[@Lybrel]

YEAH! Lose that 4 years of med school and licensing for life for a $2 chocolate bar. I would, too.

[@kodak3619]

*slides a half eaten gum your way* So who made covid?

[@_iamlilla]

*slides a piece of candy i found on the floor 6 minutes ago* so.... write me a sick note so i won't have to go on my zoom?

[@vickibannister2689]

I work in a hospital cafe and I will have to put this in practice...

[@tobyandahalf]

last night i had a dream that i was acting in a high school play and my dream acting in the REHEARSAL was better than the acting in this whole show

[@xZippy]

_(gives candy bar.)_ "Excuse me, may I have access to a few strangers' bank accounts?"

[@alexander-hu9mu]

the kid with the curly hair and the other kid with a hole in his heart have a lot more chemistry than charli's sister and that janitor

[@rainbowunicornmilkshake]

literally if i find out it's gay i might actually watch it i'm that starved for gay content in my life

[@piagebot2943]

FACTS

[@maximilianzielonka966]

@@rainbowunicornmilkshake gay content? Just go on the hub to see that

[@jay-xp1vo]

@@rainbowunicornmilkshake honestly same, they would be very cute together tbh

[@peanutbutter4435]

“That janitor” lmaooo

[@AmberWilliams]

this is why people shouldnt be commenting “NETFLIX GET HER” under every ‘pov’ on tiktok, bc this will happen

[@gazebo9730]

Amber Williams people fricking mouth a cartoon character’s lines and choppy their expressions and people are blown away like really? Is that sincere?

[@shuruktigarajeswaran9852]

i mean.. tbh these arent pov tik tokers but i wouldnt say povers would be great actors either

[@sillylittlefellafr]

Underrated comment

[@biscuitsboi5962]

FACTSSS

[@montanarose4622]

Shuruktiga Raj you’re right, these guys do even less

[@ocean.mitchell1150]

If anyone was wondering they actually went on and made 4 seasons of this. 4 seasons.

[@BuckyKattGetFuzzy]

“In prison you’re never supposed to ask about the crime” 1. Juvenile hall isn’t prison. 2. He was never in juvenile hall OR prison as apparently he’s doing community service instead. 3. If the crime you committed allows for community service instead of imprisonment then secrecy about said crime isn’t really necessary.

[@libbylabeau76]

"Help, I've been stabbed!" "That's not a disease."

[@nah625]

i mean she aint wrong...

[@chickfalley4205]

Can't you get an infection leading to a disease no? Okay Hehe just kidding

[@zaonth1414]

@@chickfalley4205 shh don't tell them that

[@chickfalley4205]

@@zaonth1414 ohh *_* ok

[@chickfalley4205]

@@zaonth1414 now look ;)

[@hungrygarfield]

Their acting is just good enough to tell that they're not doing it badly on purpose

[@cesarebachelli]

Their tone is so flat

[@shahd888]

you put it perfectly lmao

[@bloodhoundo9320]

that's even worse

[@thunderball9616]

I love how the random characters are better actors than the main characters

[@budgetkariyu262]

The story right from the start, is absolute ✨ ass ✨. You can't just volunteer for a hospital with 0 medical knowledge unless all you're gonna do is clean the floor.

[@KillaSardinez5656]

"Help! my little sister just accidentally swallowed a Lego and is choking!" " *_🅃🄷🄰🅃'🅂 🄽🄾🅃 🄰 🄳🄸🅂🄴🄰🅂🄴_* "

[@popecarp]

"Lego step isnt a disease" Foot tried to swim in lava

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

That lady really stole the show. She’s the best character so far.

[@koiyei]

I have a very vivid memory of drew ranting about that part but it’s not there and I think I’m going insane

[@Treyast]

"A man has fallen into the river in Lego City!" "That's not a disease."

[@aeyakieduenas1331]

@@delinayacob I put the muffins in the freeza

[@caviicape]

the delivery is so dry every time... it’s almost like you shouldn’t put child actors in a medical drama

[@suranda.]

they aren't even child actors, they are tiktok stars who only lipsync and are unable to act like a normal person. maybe if they got actual actors and decent writing it wouldn't be so bad

[@save_bandit]

“child actors” is a reach 💀

[@puffy77]

Tik Tok does not equal acting and I think everyone has learnt that now😂

[@randomhavoc123]

@@suranda. exactly, look at some of the kid drama shows they have like Andi Mack or even Stranger Things, it's children and teenagers but they're convincing in their roles. You can tell in these little Brat shows that the director is NOT doing his job well enough, the script is obviously written by two 40 year old white men who haven't heard a teenager speak in over 17 years, and the "actors" have no idea how to use facial expressions or sync their dialogue with each other to form a smooth conversation (which is also kind of the directors fault). Like seriously, I have 0 experience in the production side of TV but I could probably do better than what these idiots are doing.

[@IAteFire]

@@randomhavoc123 See but the flipside is we get a teenage writer and the result will be even more disorganized and cringy

[@Insomniac1985]

"Cute but fucking stupid" made me laugh so much.

[@scuffy2945]

6:29: POV you’re the chimmy chunga about to enter drews mouth

[@akaei4080]

“im sorry, that is not a disease” -nurse whos easily bribed by chocolate

[@talkingtoawall5123]

Bribed by chocolate 😭

[@megkrish7568]

Yea money I can get behind but a grown adult accepting chocolate as bribe? I have a feeling if they were trying to make a comedy intentionally it wouldn't be as funny

[@lukefranklin8154]

Imagine Girl: *slides chocolate bar* Nurse: *smiles* “holdens dead”

[@marta2063]

LMFAO

[@aclassicaldisaster]

This is the only comment in a long time that has actually made me laugh so even though it’s probably meaningless to you I subscribed to your channel.

[@Superboy7456]

LMAOOOOOO

[@kerstinclaire2647]

That comment killed me too

[@elisadefranceschi8314]

i'm crying

[@staycgirlsitsgoingdown2]

my favorite part of this show is when they bribe the nurse with a single candy bar to disclose personal medical history

[@kimseun8672]

I honestly can’t explain how good drew will make me feel. I had a horrible ass day today and just turning this on made me actually laugh. I know this is a bit cringe but I honestly love drew from head to the last inch of my toenail

[@wroyng5432]

"Hello Ataway General?" "Yes hello I-" "No that is not a disease" *Hangs up phone*

[@k3stra]

Hahahahaha I didn’t realize just how little time she allowed the caller to talk until I read this

[@stereotype2269]

Literally the first comment in years to make me laugh out loud, most comments now just make me exert air from the nose.

[@Ulikecookies]

This is so great im still laughing. Good show mate

[@hasanmahmd]

Stereotype On god bro, same here

[@Meeminator]

I was thinking more like: “Hello, Attaway General?” “I’M HAVING A HEART ATTACK-“ “No that is not a disease” “BUT-“ *Hangs up*

[@HTS_Editor_Jack]

3:42, oh how optimistic we all were. June of 2020 was nowhere near the middle of the pandemic. By some considerations, it’s even still happening, OVER 2 YEARS LATER!!!

[@rosecarmellegermain1223]

This volunteer program is so much different than what I did in high school😭. In the hospital I was at, they had us do labs, wrap equipment and sort them, pack supply orders for doctors and nurses, help in gift shop, clean surgical tools, help in patient care( like keep them company, play games especially the ones who have no family and have been in there for a while). Basically we did so much there was barely time for us to sneak in the storage closet and make out. But this was so funny though😭

[@tradbimbo]

"Sorry, that is not a disease." *Hangs Up* I ... Don't think that is how you're supposed to do things....

[@A129WOLFY]

I'm imagining someone called them and asked if Ligma was real or something lol

[@astrofornaught]

@@A129WOLFY im laughing so hard

[@stardoogalaxie9314]

Legit Hospitals be doing that lmao

[@tristengambito3270]

HAHA I CANT BREATHE

[@luanagullotta6218]

"Hi I think I just ate a bat by accident and now I feel funny. Have I got some kind of bat disease?" "Sorry, that is not a disease." [Hangs up]

[@Aileenie]

They don’t even try to put emotion into their voices. They sound like they’ve just become human for the first time. My school had plays who were better than this.

[@frenchiestfry9045]

My school has multiple plays a year twenty times better than this 😂

[@shizzlemywizzle1]

middle school plays have more soul than this

[@annewensveen6952]

Is that Dani in your pfp?

[@Aileenie]

Anne Wensveen it is

[@husband-of-chinggis]

ah yes, the famous 2018 david cage game, Tiktok: Become Human

[@Coyoteari]

Ok but I can’t get over “Ataway General. No, that is not a disease.” *hangs up*

[@Boredmom482]

We have teen volunteers at my hospital and we usually just have them sit and talk with old confused people

[@elie2368]

They wear their hairnets like beanies

[@sidoniegabrielle269]

it’s all for the aesthetic... some of the teenaged doctors are wearing their n95 masks backwards these days seems wild but that’s the fashion teen medicine world we live in

[@lj.853]

@@sidoniegabrielle269 wtf if you are willing to do that for "fashion" you deserve to gets sick.

[@tiaan7183]

@@lj.853 The joke is that there aren't teen doctors .

[@player7props791]

@@lj.853 r/wooooooosh

[@player7props791]

@@sidoniegabrielle269 your comment made me laugh out loud. Appreciate it :D

[@sashal1493]

I can’t decide who’s worse, mister “I went to juvi, so I’m obviously super mysterious and cool and don’t need to explain the fact that I’m an a*shole half the time” or miss “my dad nEgLects me because he has to save lives or whatever, and I have the emotional range of a kale” EDIT: I’d just like to thank some of y’all for adding such quality comments to this comment 👏

[@ninasmith4214]

emotional range of a *_kAle_* I was actually laughing for once

[@Deedoo_r]

>I have the emotional range of a kale 😂😂😂

[@IltaniSakura]

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[@IltaniSakura]

Mcnnbv.

[@kaitlynscanlon2402]

Kale bahaha

[@Hasmuchskin]

When the guy said "having a hole in your heart is so relatable" I screamed cuz i do and its actually fairly common just not likely to only be noticed in your teen years (like me)

[@elizabethb4168]

Their acting is SO bad, even with the script they have they are TERRIBLE

[@bronwyn2380]

lmao right there’s literally not a SINGLE emotion expressed other than “🙄work hard, me bored”

[@moira7979]

bad writing + tiktok stars with no acting experience= a very bad time

[@mayasimunek]

@@moira7979 or, quite possibly, the best time

[@Crqzy_Bot]

Their voices are just so monotone.

[@tokiWren]

:| i know what its like to hide ur feelings :|||

[@herbert3595]

girl: slides a bar of chocolate across the desk receptionist/nurse: "Holden has a severe heart condition" idk why that made me laugh so much

[@pocketlightt]

yes

[@ninaasf-ck]

😂 like HIPPA is not even a thing up against the allure of a single candy bar.

[@syd7197]

1000th like!! also true

[@bernardadiaz1065]

ok but same💀 I was just like oh nah

[@olivia-sv3wq]

"thank you UwU"

[@strawberrymilktease]

me screaming HIPAA VIOLATION every two seconds

[@AylalikeKaylawithouttheK]

What happened to the second part?? I want to see a follow up this video is one I revisit so much.

[@spencertheturtle8227]

“My house is burning down! Help! My address is-“ THAT IS NOT A DISAESE

[@munjee2]

Well it isn't

[@munjee2]

@@resonats this wasn't sarcastic, it was a joke , why do youtube commenters so often not know what sarcasm is ?

[@lunbun1471]

Hahahhahahaha

[@geroyat2397]

Someone: my son broke his leg Attaway general: *no that is not a disease*

[@phoenixknight5828]

This made me laugh so much 😂

[@jessiethepixie]

AND SHE JUST HANGS UP ON THEM

[@anty2000]

5:43 "I'm Holden." "Kit." "And I'm holding the kit."