A Hospital Run By Tik Tokers

[@zoehoffman191]

i waiting for you to make this video

[@mopolo]

same i waiting to

[@aizaa9768]

you are yes me

[@nickerr8148]

brilliant comment indeed

[@omarsuliman6695]

Why wont you pin me???

[@annandnaomi]

yes i waiting too for video

[@xyanr]

All of these "actors" legitimately feel like they're reading lines they put together for a video assignment for their language arts class that's due tomorrow

[@Pkid29]

I love how specific this is and on POINT!

[@danyapastuszak2230]

yes ❤️

[@downfromthereeefters]

Yeah this is exactly what I thought too. They all sound soooo stiff, like you said it sounds like they’re reading lines.

[@blurob1326]

“omg molly!!!” they said with a 😐 face

[@charlottew.2908]

The actors aren't even actors! They may as well be reading from a script and literally nothing would change!

[@frankkoestler2388]

Dixie's acting sounds like they glued the script to the inside of her eyelids and every time she blinks, she has to memorize a line and spit it out before she blinks again.

[@nochannelmusician769]

😂

[@bvbylons]

Frank Koestler LMAOOOADJKFSG 😭😭

[@ra.gonzzo]

Y is this so specific 😭 I love it

[@l.a.8010]

thats why shes always rolling her eyes

[@goeeey]

Y'all r getting creative 😭😭

[@gfffddfvvbfdfgcd6530]

“she has a crush on him” “do not” “do to” “do not” *camera pans to dead girl*

[@ArrowArchitect]

"MOLLY!"

[@char124eve]

This was the funniest shit lmaoooo

[@shaf2317]

and the fact that the girl was just awake 2 seconds ago i- 💀

[@jamespolly9663]

J Fletch I was dying

[@renflame1094]

alexa play dead girl in the pool by girl in red

[@greendayrox489]

I am a nurse and I cannot imagine risking my license by violating HIPAA because a teenager gave me a chocolate bar.

[@shriya9925]

so starburst then?

[@lrose5522]

What if it was a KLONDIKE bar ehh?

[@peskypigeonx]

What about some smarties? Cookies and Cream Kit Kat? Let’s violate HIPPA together

[@revanhaq247]

How about a toblerone? Maybe even Hershey's?

[@dread_wolf2301]

what about a snickers i heard somewhere that they change you

[@elizabethb4168]

Their acting is SO bad, even with the script they have they are TERRIBLE

[@bronwyn2380]

lmao right there’s literally not a SINGLE emotion expressed other than “🙄work hard, me bored”

[@moira7979]

bad writing + tiktok stars with no acting experience= a very bad time

[@mayasimunek]

@@moira7979 or, quite possibly, the best time

[@Crqzy_Bot]

Their voices are just so monotone.

[@tokiWren]

:| i know what its like to hide ur feelings :|||

[@kaylamoreno2647]

“Sorry i messed up your surgery” It’s fine, I didn’t need that part of my brain anyway

[@39suhanamakhija44]

Me too

[@cas6174]

yeah like who needs the left half of their brain?

[@magisterrleth3129]

@@cas6174 Yeah, Right Brain Gang for life.

[@Misshowzat]

It's not like they were going to use it any time soon

[@addi6607]

Same

[@lukefranklin8154]

Imagine Girl: *slides chocolate bar* Nurse: *smiles* “holdens dead”

[@marta2063]

LMFAO

[@aclassicaldisaster]

This is the only comment in a long time that has actually made me laugh so even though it’s probably meaningless to you I subscribed to your channel.

[@Superboy7456]

LMAOOOOOO

[@kerstinclaire2647]

That comment killed me too

[@elisadefranceschi8314]

i'm crying

[@EmmyBag]

As a teen volunteer in a hospital... i literally only sit at the desk and help people who get lost. I think with a little more training, i could answer phone calls, but it's pretty boring being a TV...

[@etekweb]

I have to know - do they actually call you a TV?

[@sourbreinlemain4879]

Golden comment

[@bear3189b]

I know it might not sound like much but hospitals can be so stressful to find your way around, so you’re probably making a huge difference to those patients!

[@dracula0]

You're.. a TV?

[@_g0r3c0r3]

u think being a TV is boring?? try being a remote

[@libbylabeau76]

"Help, I've been stabbed!" "That's not a disease."

[@nah625]

i mean she aint wrong...

[@chickfalley4205]

Can't you get an infection leading to a disease no? Okay Hehe just kidding

[@zaonth1414]

@@chickfalley4205 shh don't tell them that

[@chickfalley4205]

@@zaonth1414 ohh *_* ok

[@chickfalley4205]

@@zaonth1414 now look ;)

[@rajeetdajeet2883]

That curly haired guy looks like he couldn’t get arrested if he tried.

[@Soogbad]

He looks like Kurtis, obviously

[@cheesecheese6950]

Soogbad He can't get arrested because he's the mayor.

[@caseac]

hes whiter than a sheet of paper

[@kms1011]

He’s probably too young to be arrested too

[@niamh8055]

@@cheesecheese6950 and that means you have to be nice to him

[@cathulu7975]

"My son is having a seizure-" "That's not a disease."

[@titocristobal5573]

"My son's head just exploded." "That's not a disease."

[@lukecremecheese597]

“my femur is sticking through my leg” “that’s not a disease”

[@drowsified2782]

I'm proud to be your 1000th like

[@potential_dog_eater]

What about epilepsy?

[@scarychy8729]

“HELP IVE FALLEN AND I CANT GET UP!” “That is not a disease.”

[@kenthefele113]

Imagine if when the nurse got the candy bar she just looked up at the smart girl and said, “Holden is dead.”

[@BrendanJSmith]

That would've made the show a 10/10.

[@bellotaguerrero]

😂

[@iexist6677]

Copied (definitely not a year late)

[@TheSpookychick]

I would have laughed my ass off.

[@Pekylla]

i'm a nurse and i'm going to start answering my patients with "that is NOT a disease" whenever they ask me something

[@hulawife]

and then instantly hang up

[@calcifer6142]

@@hulawife godammit you made me choke on my candy cane

[@honestlykindapog5096]

“hello my son-“ “that is NOT a disease” *𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗦 𝗨𝗣*

[@yackamajez]

Nice profile picture lol

[@SketchUT]

“Hello I have a disease” “That is NOT a disease”

[@Bangsy3000]

Caller: HELP MY ARM JUST GOT BITTEN OFF BY A SHAR- Nurse: No that is not a disease

[@laurahabiba9261]

that was so weird lmao

[@plumlovesralsei1420]

Nurse:You're the strangest person I've ever met

[@azrael4457]

@@plumlovesralsei1420 Cute, but strange.

[@Nico-xf5cw]

Is she wrong?

[@i_and_blue]

I mean...she's technically right

[@damaiadavis839]

“there was a horrible accident” “I know....I was in it” “oh 😐” that exchange was so terrible

[@GuillotineGunza]

Then he got a heart disease

[@_taaykay_784]

Just has no idea what happened, "that bold of you to assume"

[@horsehay]

You know, the bathroom stall you just came out of is really dirty. Yeah, I know, I was int it

[@hazy6932]

shoulda been "i know, i am that"

[@hangryhufflepuff9530]

O H

[@HeisntLegend]

As someone who has been to jail (I missed a court date for a traffic violation and had to sit for a weekend) The FIRST thing literally everyone asks you is what you did. And if you don't answer, people assume it had something to do with kids. On top of that the people who have been there long enough have people on the outside who will look up new inmates and their charges.

[@louisecram2616]

Then I guess he did something with kids

[@colorblockpoprocks6973]

jesus people are nosy lol

[@atable2505]

@@colorblockpoprocks6973I mean if you were in jail wouldn’t you want to know if the people you’re around are in there for something like rape or molestation or murder

[@abbsterlicious]

Exactly. Standard questioning of any new inmate always happens like you only have that attitude if people are asking too many questions. Usually they are tryna see if they can push you around. Then you gotta be like girl I ain’t with that 🤣

[@heathermcriley9969]

I have not been to prison, but I have been in a psychward 9 times. And in many ways, it's similar to a jail (at least the ones I went to) and the first question I was asked every time was "so why are you here?" Like before they even asked my name..

[@elie2368]

They wear their hairnets like beanies

[@sidoniegabrielle269]

it’s all for the aesthetic... some of the teenaged doctors are wearing their n95 masks backwards these days seems wild but that’s the fashion teen medicine world we live in

[@lj.853]

@@sidoniegabrielle269 wtf if you are willing to do that for "fashion" you deserve to gets sick.

[@tiaan7183]

@@lj.853 The joke is that there aren't teen doctors .

[@player7props791]

@@lj.853 r/wooooooosh

[@player7props791]

@@sidoniegabrielle269 your comment made me laugh out loud. Appreciate it :D

[@gretaghiringhelli9275]

"attaway general" "there's been an emergency-" "no that is not a disease." *hangs up*

[@Imcryingconstantly]

That was one of the only times that this show was funny

[@musicianshipcreative3660]

@@Imcryingconstantly how is this funny

[@Imcryingconstantly]

Suli because my standards for funny are lower then my friends standards for friends

[@Yakal001]

@@musicianshipcreative3660 I find it funny because it's just so stupid it hurts.

[@HP-yt9lx]

I am crying at the fact that the “That is not a disease” scene is shot exactly like “No, this is Patrick”

[@guy3758]

damn I never realized that.

[@paytonwessells1181]

Omg this has me crying laughing

[@rayna7055]

And has the energy of "no, mayonnaise is not an instrument"

[@chloe2270]

_no patrick, mayonnaise is not a disease_ (EDIT: WAIT SOMEONE ALREADY MADE THAT JOKE FU-)

[@arthurvillinova9931]

All I can think of someone saying is I think I have COVID 19, and her response was “No that is not a disease”

[@alexander-hu9mu]

the kid with the curly hair and the other kid with a hole in his heart have a lot more chemistry than charli's sister and that janitor

[@rainbowunicornmilkshake]

literally if i find out it's gay i might actually watch it i'm that starved for gay content in my life

[@piagebot2943]

FACTS

[@MAXIMILIANZIE]

@@rainbowunicornmilkshake gay content? Just go on the hub to see that

[@jay-xp1vo]

@@rainbowunicornmilkshake honestly same, they would be very cute together tbh

[@peanutbutter4435]

“That janitor” lmaooo

[@hollycomulada1924]

Love the “just give the fat character chocolate and they’ll talk” stereotype

[@tarani5aviel]

go girl give us nothing 😍😍💞💞

[@no_peace]

I don't see body size

[@jenniferella2182]

Literally shutup

[@linosundae]

like fr she could've just given her money but not it had to be chocolate because she is "fat"

[@sickly835]

no peace ima hope this is a joke, because if not, while that’s good and all, no one cares about that in a comment section about bad acting and tik tok

[@ryanchapman7168]

“Help, my friend overdosed on cocaine!” THAT IS NOT A DISEASE

[@bruderschweigen6889]

Your friend is rich

[@mintchip228]

the disease is the jealousness everyone must have 😔

[@chocolatedogs6676]

@@mintchip228 Why would you be jealous of someone being overdosed?!?! 😂😂😂

[@noahdomingo1162]

@@chocolatedogs6676 because we've reached the point that everyone wants to leave this earth but we can't do it.

[@sumspartan8396]

Noah Gabriel Domingo understands

[@Tidepool4]

7:07 “I would have used dissolvable sutures” They wanted to make her sound smart here, but my doctor explained to me during that one time I stabbed my hand with scissors that the dissolvable sutures break off easily, especially in areas of the body that are moved around very frequently like I dunno… the arms.

[@KanadasKid]

also, with a cut that deep, i wouldn't be shocked if there actually were dissolvable sutures deeper into the wound, and the doctor used regular sutures superficially

[@EzaleaGraves]

I would have used dissolvable sutures but the doctors wouldn't let me nomatter how much I kicked and screamed

[@_ikako_]

oh hey i also once stabbed my hand with scissors as a child while trying to open a toy box i got for my birthday! i had it stitched up and i still have the scar and i can still remember what it looked like to look through the hole and inside my hand (before i fainted)

[@DeathnoteBB]

I mean tbf that *is* something a kid who thinks they’re smarter than they are would say. The character probably knows dissolvable sutures exist and that’s it, and just assumes the reason they’re not used all the time is “to bleed you twice”.

[@SnowMexican69420]

“My foot just got cut off, there is blood everywhere I need an ambulance”. “No that is not a disease” hangs up.

[@RipChordProductions]

*Fucking Dead*

[@emms0003]

Hilarious but why would you call a hospital to get you an ambulance?

[@hufflepuffhorcrux3269]

*”i love jitterbars”*

[@rse4340]

No tHiS iS PaTrICk

[@dizzymisslizzy1428]

dr gordon be like

[@netti6010]

Curly headed kid is definitely the Dobre brothers secret triplet that they kicked out of the group for not being able to do a back flip

[@taehoney7771]

You couldn’t have described that any better lmao

[@hanwriter]

*the accuracy* -- the way he talks sounds similar to the dobre twins too!

[@scorpisus1047]

dude that’s why he looks so familiar omg

[@theboyroy7154]

i went to school with that kid, he was an asshole

[@dillpckl]

STOP-😭😭😭

[@a.macdonald7917]

Patient: I’m having a heart attack Attaway General: that’s not a disease

[@millhouse1696]

Its not just any disease its a heart disease

[@supermarioinreallifespaghe5270]

It's a heart attack not a disease I'm a certified doctor I know things

[@mudturtle3660]

Holy shit that nurse violated HIPAA for a chocolate bar.

[@Infamous_man]

Is this the Krusty Crab? No, that is not a disease.

[@imatheistbut5789]

@JayLeeBeanz anal infection. Very Crusty.

[@6vyris]

BAHHAHAHAHHA

[@scarletclough]

LMFAOOOO

[@vibhormurti5877]

hello not a disease, one krabby patty pls.

[@evanboyd5084]

*picks up phone* “That is not a disease” *hangs up*

[@RatEatingSevenWorms]

“I gotta disease called big ppitis please help”

[@annab4932]

Same energy as “hello? HUSH” from John Mulaney’s stand up

[@VisitTheCosmiko]

“I own a construction site, one of my guy fell on rebar, he says he can’t see out his left eye and- ” “Not. A. Disease.”

[@jay-xp1vo]

@@annab4932 i thought of that immediately lmao

[@tigolbideez1686]

What makes me cringe even harder is the possibility that they could have been trying to make a Ligma reference.

[@geroyat2397]

Someone: my son broke his leg Attaway general: *no that is not a disease*

[@phoenixknight5828]

This made me laugh so much 😂

[@jessiethepixie]

AND SHE JUST HANGS UP ON THEM

[@FloofyReks]

That random quick cut at 6:56 gets me every single time

[@WoRm_WoRm222]

🧍‍♀️

[@WhatTheCheick]

Oh that’s not a cut, Drew’s just practicing his teleportation in the middle of videos

[@logansmith4492]

“Help I was stabbed and am bleeding out in a Chuck E Cheese bathroom” “That is not a disease”

[@TheRainyKingdom]

GOLD??

[@marisatheuglybitch8584]

Why would you ever go in a Chuck E. Cheese bathroom?

[@azlxns]

@@marisatheuglybitch8584 why not

[@kaderpdi1982]

@@marisatheuglybitch8584 doing drugs

[@-Manky]

@@kaderpdi1982 plot twist: chuck E did it!

[@amystiller8389]

As a nurse I can tell you in all confidence that if you offer us chocolate we will one hundred percent abandon any ethical code that we have committed to, and for sure disclose absolutely any piece of information about absolutely anyone to any random shmuck that happens to offer us one.

[@ayellowpapercrown6750]

**slides a brandless chocolate bar your way** so,, who was the zodiac killer

[@Lybrel]

YEAH! Lose that 4 years of med school and licensing for life for a $2 chocolate bar. I would, too.

[@kodak3619]

*slides a half eaten gum your way* So who made covid?

[@_iamlilla]

*slides a piece of candy i found on the floor 6 minutes ago* so.... write me a sick note so i won't have to go on my zoom?

[@vickibannister2689]

I work in a hospital cafe and I will have to put this in practice...

[@tradbimbo]

"Sorry, that is not a disease." *Hangs Up* I ... Don't think that is how you're supposed to do things....

[@A129WOLFY]

I'm imagining someone called them and asked if Ligma was real or something lol

[@astrofornaught]

@@A129WOLFY im laughing so hard

[@stardoogalaxie9314]

Legit Hospitals be doing that lmao

[@tristengambito3270]

HAHA I CANT BREATHE

[@luanagullotta6218]

"Hi I think I just ate a bat by accident and now I feel funny. Have I got some kind of bat disease?" "Sorry, that is not a disease." [Hangs up]

[@paigestout8066]

My favorite line from this show is now “that’s not a disease”

[@chernobylcoleslaw6698]

😂😂😂

[@user-mv1mv3yp4b]

the craziest part is how they look so blatantly embarassed and trying not to laugh...i cant imagine the adult ACTORS having to AUDITION to be CAST just to occasionally interrupt a bunch of teens getting paid way too much to make out

[@rooty]

Oh god that is such a good point lol

[@69_natalia_420]

oof yea, the teens seem like they dont want to be there. and i also feel that they were forced to make out because "DRAMA"

[@thewriteinpresident]

Teacher…, it is evident that the EAGLE [Symbol] and the SNAKE (Symbol) were once at War….., so why is it in this {day and age} +=+ that the U.S. FLAG Eagle and the Vatican Snake of the Pope on Dope work as one when Shields, and Crest are all COAT OF ARMS for Family “Blood Lines” that have all become common place and Stodgily??? The FREE MASON Lodges are filled with no BLOOD LINES……., but only EVIL SPIRITS…..., so they do not care if they use the SYMBOL of a Coke or Pepsi Can to be “The Eagle” and the Snake; as long as, WE THE PEOPLE of this Celestial Sphere home world of PURGATORY do not “figure out” [{**}] we are on a FLAT EARTH……..., and that Blood Lines do matter…….., but not as much as the Spirit!!! Now that we know what the EAGLE means as [A Symbol] /_\ of their Family BLOOD LINES and that the SNAKE is the Symbol of the Other Blood Line whom both used to be at war and DESTROYED the Whole World In that CATACLYSM…., and we can see they have “both intermarried” from the NAZI EAGLE to the Dragons that are just one more {GRAVEN IMAGE} [{*}] of a Snake Blood Line Symbol..., we the people do not care to be EAGLE.., or SNAKE., and we sure as hell will not go on with their freemason FAKE SPACE CGI TV Shows, or their “192 U.N. FLAGS” (COVID19) World Domination Plot that uses “Snakes and Eagles” to say they are now mixing Their Blood Lines!!! As The Oracle for the End of an Age connected to The Source of All Creation and All Destruction` these Demons and Devils, Satanist, and “Lucifarians” are nothing more then EVIL SPIRITS in the minds of flesh and blood and “bones people” be they MALE AND FEMALE, and they can be put down with Poison in the tainted (COVID19) Vaccines like Trump wants to get a VACCINE on LIVE TV to prove it is Safe when we Humans know this “BAT Snake” Corona Beer Cobe Burger V.I.R.U.S. is a stab at the UNITY of the EAGLE Party and the “SNAKE Party” just like the UNITED FRONT of the Republican and Democratic “PARTIES” are all FREE MASON Lodge Members whom live off of our Taxes and Welfare known as our Employed PUBLIC SERVANTS…. Therefore, do make sure Trump and Pence, and Putin and Xi, and even the POPE ON DOPE get them (COVID19) Hypodermic Needles pushed “deep into them” with 14 Gauge Needles pushed into the BONES MEN just as they did “torture me” in one of their RED FLAG LAW Mental Wards… Yet, for this teaching……., just know that when you see an EAGLE on “Any Flag” be it one headed or Two, it is a FREE MASON Symbol……, and the Same when you see any “Snakes in Symbols” they too are just more FREE MASON Fucks, and Cucks and Slags and Pukes, aka Chaldean that destroyed Tartaria whom all [need to die] as THE OLD WINE SKINS that we call “The Racka” for we are THE NEW WINES SKINS called Pak-Toe that means “Romantic Warriors” and we will have OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION Coalition, and take out the UNITED NATIONS of S.A.T.A.N. ….. The Book of EXODICE!!! www.thefreedictionary.com/Stodgily We Are Pak-Toe!!! We don’t do Racka… WE TAKE THEM OUT!!!! The Society of nonmason~ kzbin.info/www/bejne/gXqXnIRrZ6ine68 Just look at the SYMBOLS on their [192 U.N.) +=+ False Flags and even our 50 U.S. States Flags for SYMBOLS mean {Blood Lines} that Rule your Cities and Towns my “nonmason” populations... [///|||\\\] Join The Rag Tag Rebellion “of and for” OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION Coalition at mewe.com/i/johnnyexodice P.S. ALWAYS Protect Your Tech!!!! kzbin.info/www/bejne/eqLXk4pjrZpqn7s The Sentinel... +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

[@cheesecheese6950]

The Write in President Pardon?

[@redacted3309]

@The Write In President seems legit

[@UchayKaykay]

"I've seen porn with better acting" has never applied so much.

[@AnaPerez-wz3ug]

This comment is extremely underrated

[@laurenbrooks896]

bro momento I seen wayy better kids tho lol

[@pigeonbraine]

bro momento how?

[@hihi-ef2nv]

NHA E Dixie is but most of the rest aren't

[@atticus_the_skeleton6256]

Imagine calling the emergency room and have the nurse be like “naw that’s not a thing” and hang up

[@beep1856]

Somebody cant stab you, thats illegal

[@salemk176]

As a nursing student that kills me to think about

[@utsavyogya4532]

Me: Help I’m having a heart attack! Nurse: That is not a disease

[@linusmeningitis2031]

You have to bribe her to get treatment

[@zurbruggg]

"Help me! I'm bleeding out!" "Nuh-uh!"

[@Cromf]

"Attaway General" "My son is bleeding everywhere and is losing self-consciousness!!!" “No, that is not a disease.” *Hung up*

[@Lucifersfursona]

“Losing self consciousness” may be one of the best things I’ve ever read I know what you mean tho 😂 Losing consciousness is passing out, losing self-consciousness is becoming secure in your identity among a group of people. I know what you meant but I like what you *said* a lot better. My son is losing blood and also his inhibitions! *He’s feeling the rain on his skin!!!*

[@caroline-hh9os]

@@Lucifersfursona i'm mid mental breakdown but this made me chuckle thank you

[@dogouchu4356]

@@Lucifersfursona "Ma'am I dont give a fuck about your childs self esteem. That is not a goddamn disease"

[@Tstarbuck]

They really tried to relate a child criminal to a guy with a heart disease just because they’re both sad

[@blueghost4769]

Also why is a criminal allowed in a hospital? Even if he's a teen it just weird..

[@OldFantasy]

Oooh sad and quirky aesthetic 💅💅

[@ona512]

@@blueghost4769 rehab via community work is common. It's like he said: "better than Juvy"

[@yeetusfetus8687]

@@ona512 why is the community work VOLUNTEERING AT A HOSPITAL

[@nitya404]

@@yeetusfetus8687 yeah seems reckless to involve someone who is in need of rehabilitation to help with people's lives on the balance

[@amandarivera25]

“No, that is not a disease” has the same energy as ‘No, this is Patrick’

[@nameless3525]

Amanda Rivera HAHAHAHAH this comment is tooo underrateddd

[@ThePalmWoods]

More like ''Mayonnaise is not an instrument''

[@amandalikesthings]

My name is also Amanda Rivera and this comment scared the shit out of me

[@soph_]

or "no she's dead this is her son".

[@digitalharmony26]

Sophie McManus nice pic

[@KatieFilmsStuffchannel]

the “that is not a disease” nurse is the only good actor in the whole show honestly like she’s got some weird lines but everyone else is speaking like they’ve never heard someone talk before

[@justwannafreefx9419]

That kid with the hearthole is decent I think. Not Oscar worthy but does the job.

[@laura8263]

Oof that tea is scalding

[@Bangsy3000]

The kid with the heart condition is good too but everyone else is awful.

[@Evan_L_Rodriguez]

They lip sync for a living, they’ve probably forgotten.

[@sallysalah2080]

That woman isn't getting paid enough

[@mop5165]

This is so accurate! I lost my healthcare job because I kept sharing personal information every time someone gave me chocolate :(

[@Sciota]

Imagine getting severely injured and Jason from math class is your doctor

[@valencia878]

this is such an underrated comment

[@Suburbanlone]

Sydney Stevens yes

[@fionacohen_]

Omg that’s hilarious

[@luuuuux_]

I’d run out the hospital screaming

[@megadouche]

😶that's fucked up

[@caviicape]

the delivery is so dry every time... it’s almost like you shouldn’t put child actors in a medical drama

[@suranda.]

they aren't even child actors, they are tiktok stars who only lipsync and are unable to act like a normal person. maybe if they got actual actors and decent writing it wouldn't be so bad

[@save_bandit]

“child actors” is a reach 💀

[@puffy77]

Tik Tok does not equal acting and I think everyone has learnt that now😂

[@randomhavoc123]

@@suranda. exactly, look at some of the kid drama shows they have like Andi Mack or even Stranger Things, it's children and teenagers but they're convincing in their roles. You can tell in these little Brat shows that the director is NOT doing his job well enough, the script is obviously written by two 40 year old white men who haven't heard a teenager speak in over 17 years, and the "actors" have no idea how to use facial expressions or sync their dialogue with each other to form a smooth conversation (which is also kind of the directors fault). Like seriously, I have 0 experience in the production side of TV but I could probably do better than what these idiots are doing.

[@IAteFire]

@@randomhavoc123 See but the flipside is we get a teenage writer and the result will be even more disorganized and cringy

[@nisarojas2869]

“HELP I WAS SHOT BY A ROB-” “No, that is not a disease”

[@mackr1940]

Wtf Robert why'd you just shoot that guy

[@linosundae]

Mack R listen man my finger slipped, jeez nobody listens to me

[@introvertcinnamonroll2654]

lost winter I understand my finger slipped too I also shot them on purpose 5 more times but whose counting

[@willd.4808]

My mind filled in the rest as "robot" before I realised it was "robber" 💀

[@nisarojas2869]

@@willd.4808 ngl I don’t even remember commenting this😂

[@BuckyKattGetFuzzy]

“In prison you’re never supposed to ask about the crime” 1. Juvenile hall isn’t prison. 2. He was never in juvenile hall OR prison as apparently he’s doing community service instead. 3. If the crime you committed allows for community service instead of imprisonment then secrecy about said crime isn’t really necessary.

[@somewherenowhere676]

I mean, it's obviously a joke playing off of a cliché

[@josephbarker1143]

Also if you avoid saying what you did they're going to assume it's something worth kids (according to another comment)

[@saneyahkhan7375]

the dialogue in this show reads like a 12 year old's wattpad novel

[@AssBlaster-hc9zp]

Bru lol that’s so true

[@zipdakill]

That is an insult to all 12 year old’s wattpad novels. This show is written like a baby fell head first onto concrete, got up, jumped out of a window, went to a hospital for 5 seconds, escaped and then decided to write a screenplay

[@azlxns]

@@zipdakill now that's an insult to the baby 😔

[@cheesecheese6950]

When I was twelve, I wrote a Wattpad as a joke story for my friends to read. It was about a boy dating a hydroflask, and that was wayyy better than this.

[@alatuzn]

the joke shrek & berry bee fanfic i made when i was 9 sounds better than this show

[@kayladonegan2009]

Why is Drew’s mock acting better than the actual acting in the show

[@destroyakira]

wait i thought that was danny

[@RayngoMango]

True🤣

[@arpitdas4263]

Talent sugar, he's got the talent

[@snowgras]

IKR 😂

[@Galaxykuma]

He put actually effort in it.

[@AmberWilliams]

this is why people shouldnt be commenting “NETFLIX GET HER” under every ‘pov’ on tiktok, bc this will happen

[@gazebo9730]

Amber Williams people fricking mouth a cartoon character’s lines and choppy their expressions and people are blown away like really? Is that sincere?

[@shuruktigarajeswaran9852]

i mean.. tbh these arent pov tik tokers but i wouldnt say povers would be great actors either

[@sillylittlefellafr]

Underrated comment

[@biscuitsboi5962]

FACTSSS

[@montanarose4622]

Shuruktiga Raj you’re right, these guys do even less

[@bloop2235]

7:36. That entire scene looks like it was pulled out of the most cliche cringe Wattpad story

[@ryeinc]

Person on phone: “I have COVID-19.” Nurse Sandy: “That is not a disease.”

[@nit-Inundate]

@sannio komi Hell yeah don't he Craig

[@SailorOrbiter]

Bruh, why did this kill me!? ☠

[@Tw0Dots]

9:53 Lmao

[@idk-ww8oe]

I can't describe why I laughed but I did

[@evil_incarnate1864]

Lmao!!!!

[@hungrygarfield]

Their acting is just good enough to tell that they're not doing it badly on purpose

[@cesarebachelli]

Their tone is so flat

[@shahd888]

you put it perfectly lmao

[@TippedScale]

that's even worse

[@wroyng5432]

"Hello Ataway General?" "Yes hello I-" "No that is not a disease" *Hangs up phone*

[@k3stra]

Hahahahaha I didn’t realize just how little time she allowed the caller to talk until I read this

[@stereotype2269]

Literally the first comment in years to make me laugh out loud, most comments now just make me exert air from the nose.

[@Ulikecookies]

This is so great im still laughing. Good show mate

[@hasanmahmd]

Stereotype On god bro, same here

[@Meeminator]

I was thinking more like: “Hello, Attaway General?” “I’M HAVING A HEART ATTACK-“ “No that is not a disease” “BUT-“ *Hangs up*

[@Maggot_Luvr]

I’ve been waiting 4 years for a part two.. I’m starting to think it’s never going to come out 😢

[@tubagloo5365]

"Hi, hospital? I accidentally nailed my foot to a board." "That is not a disease" -click-

[@AlienSuzy]

But....my foot :(

[@oof-nk9sj]

stonks

[@yeetusfetus4257]

Least that person doesn’t gotta pay the high as hell bill

[@coffee_person938]

@@yeetusfetus4257 yeah, the dude only has to worry about the board nailed to his foot, nothing too bad i guess

[@pressedrose1]

@@yeetusfetus4257 nah they just make them pay for calling the hospital and wasting their time 😔😭

[@spencertheturtle8227]

“My house is burning down! Help! My address is-“ THAT IS NOT A DISAESE

[@munjee2]

Well it isn't

[@munjee2]

@@resonats this wasn't sarcastic, it was a joke , why do youtube commenters so often not know what sarcasm is ?

[@lunbun1471]

Hahahhahahaha

[@cathulu7975]

Their acting is like one of those "anti-bullying" or "don't do drugs" videos they show you in school

[@fareeha.5721]

Accuracy 100

[@frenchiestfry9045]

Makenn Gillen nah those videos are better

[@florasion.]

Nice pfp

[@meganmcleod6152]

It is.

[@TheClarkChannel]

@@Antiformed omg butt out my childhood just came and slapped me in the face

[@chilledvoyager1610]

as a student currently in medschool...it is so fun to watch how they depict a hospital being run :')

[@chilledvoyager1610]

@@Ornithorhynchus. ^^

[@wowwhatausername3703]

are you still in med school? if you are, how’s it going?

[@chilledvoyager1610]

@@wowwhatausername3703 i have joined jrship in derma this year learning new things ^^ what about you?

[@niyatirudra4218]

The FACT that they're wearing hair nets like beanies annoys me so much.

[@strudelh]

They're too focused on making them look attractive, then making them focus on better directing and acting lol.

[@genericangst8665]

I was for some reason waiting for them to properly wear the hair net but why would anyone muss their perfect waves to fit into a uniform standard?

[@piagebot2943]

Legit that pissed me off the most like if ur gonna wear a hairnet wear it correctly

[@connorcoyle6592]

interesting FACT

[@heysaucemikehere1804]

generic angst I was waiting for that too then I realized only dumb people would ever do that, silly me.

[@fallout1.]

There are only 2 personality’s in this show Big smart book person Doesn’t give a shit

[@potentialaccident8196]

How else would you show that she is bored? It's not like you can show some emotions to show that

[@potentialaccident8196]

@@annas.3423 maybe in my comment the sarcasm was too subtle... What I meant was they don't know how to act, so how can they perform the appropriate emotions to show that she's bored. Now that i read my comment again, it definitely is confusing 😅😅

[@gavinmacmillan9336]

Missed one: 1.Monke

[@karlarao8736]

Its nerd, doesn't give a shit, "bad boy" and cute caring wholesome gal

[@jackiep9113]

“Attaway general? No that is not a disease” why is that one line of dialogue the best of the entire show

[@dn-li7ww]

out of context that sounds so weird

[@MatthewMilton]

Drew should I quit youtube my friends keep making fun of me for it

[@mgsPWlover]

Every time I start this video I think, "why am I getting this ad for a political chess set?"

[@Addyrail]

This feels like it would be pin worthy if there wasnt already a pin

[@uselessbroadwayhuman6970]

Dixie shows no expression when she’s “acting” she’s literally just saying the lines. There’s no emphasis, there’s no talent, there’s no believability, it’s exhausting.

[@thiswasposted120]

Aisha Sanneh charli doesn’t even do the dance right half the time. then we have the people that actually create the dances charli does and they get barely any hype

[@chyld7710]

@Aisha Sanneh yes but most of her videos are just her standing there, like ik ppl are gonna say "well shes just trying to have fun" but standing in front of ur phone for 15 seconds doing NOTHING isnt even fun she just wants likes. Also when she does come up with dances arent they all exactly the same??💀 correct me if im wrong lol also a lot of the more creative fun dances made by other people are barely ever properly credited to the rightful creator. Cant argue with facts ://

[@chyld7710]

@Aisha Sanneh yeah ig, i have nothing against her rlly, and its not even that deep, but its rlly the tiktok algorithm, they should show other people as well and often

[@ebc6970]

The extras are more talented

[@pursuitoficarus200]

1K like :)

[@Graceful_ly]

Dixie acts like every single “I’m not like most girls” main character in a shititly written wattpad book

[@vaniahb.6361]

The ones that have 5 chapters and are never updated again, and have no periods and every sentence spaced out 😔

[@fairy5189]

Vaniah B. sounds like a book i written

[@dumplinglover8042]

OMG SO FUCKING TRUE.

[@bellecwy]

Vaniah B. This is strangely accurate

[@savannahgeorgia5759]

@@vaniahb.6361 My past 13 year old self is SHAKING.

[@akaei4080]

“im sorry, that is not a disease” -nurse whos easily bribed by chocolate

[@talkingtoawall5123]

Bribed by chocolate 😭

[@megkrish7568]

Yea money I can get behind but a grown adult accepting chocolate as bribe? I have a feeling if they were trying to make a comedy intentionally it wouldn't be as funny

[@pliktl]

This is wholesome entertainment. I love that he doesn't rail on anyone, but rather just politely steps out of the way as the other person makes an absolute disaster of themselves.

[@SheSoSleepy]

This just proves that those comments on tik toks saying “you should be an actor/actress” are probably wrong 9/10.

[@KalebC4]

People legitimately comment that on Tik Tok? Not even Vine was this stupid afaik

[@jadem7301]

those comments are made by kids in elementary school

[@isnortashes3737]

99/10*

[@peepeecaca247]

10/10

[@ConnieCrow]

yeah, just because they can fake cry and have red eyes doesn’t mean they are good.

[@KillaSardinez5656]

"Help! my little sister just accidentally swallowed a Lego and is choking!" " *_🅃🄷🄰🅃'🅂 🄽🄾🅃 🄰 🄳🄸🅂🄴🄰🅂🄴_* "

[@popecarp]

"Lego step isnt a disease" Foot tried to swim in lava

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

That lady really stole the show. She’s the best character so far.

[@koiyei]

I have a very vivid memory of drew ranting about that part but it’s not there and I think I’m going insane

[@Treyast]

"A man has fallen into the river in Lego City!" "That's not a disease."

[@aeyakieduenas1331]

@@delinayacob I put the muffins in the freeza

[@haliemarie9534]

“no that is not a disease” genuinely had me laughing. hate that

[@clearseas2657]

When?

[@sundigest1121]

@@clearseas2657 watch the video

[@emmavermillion4740]

ClearSea S it was at the beginning of episode 4. The nurse who gets bribed by chocolate picks up the phone and says, “no that is not a disease”

[@emily45798]

That part sent me

[@nehamathew]

what's worse is that she's not even a main character and can act better than the rest of the cast💀

[@KillTheFuture42]

The ,,I know how it feels to pretend that you are fine, if you´re not" is so funny in this context. He said that to the one kid that was openly crying and was open about his worries about his heart condition. He isn´t acting like it´s fine, he does the exact opposite.

[@zengseng1234]

Omg and did they HAVE TO do that whole “sassy black nurse” trope?

[@overwatchuniverse1002]

Yeah this is a kids show and then it’s always sunny can’t have a character mock another character for doing black face

[@lizlemon3698]

*If they didn’t do that, how would anyone know this show is also funny?*

[@watchmewhipbruh1095]

Where?

[@akiraeatsguitarpicks491]

It’s actually a stereotype combo: black sassy woman and overweight person that would do anything for food. Really gross tbh

[@jesslu1966]

Akira eats guitar picks omg Donna from PArks and recs, Shirley from Community...!! They tick the boxes!! (Except the eating, bribing)

[@abbywolffe4114]

"Attaway General... no that is not a disease" **hangs up** But... but my leg is broken...

[@drewisgooden]

Well she’s right, technically that’s not a disease 🤷‍♂️

[@chodsterfam3418]

@@drewisgooden thinking that your drew when your actually danny is a disease

[@farida.]

@@chodsterfam3418 💀

[@lindsey7204]

smart girl: * doesn’t clean blood off wound before wrapping it * also smart girl: I would have used this kind of stitching hehehe

[@jasonwesthoff5166]

Also no damn gloves

[@annas.3423]

But you don’t get it she is the qUirKy smart girl who “isn’t like the other shallow chicks” and is so wEiRd because she cares about her education 😣🖐

[@hannabobanafofana]

@@annas.3423 And is also a volunteer and shouldn't have done that anyway- 🤭

[@chickenandsilver1649]

Not to mention you can't treat patients or give medical advice as a volunteer, pretty sure you'd get kicked out if you do that.

[@dimensionalremi]

if she knew a single thing about first aid she would have known to clean the wound, and if she had any common sense she would have known to let a professional do it.

[@julesmerlo]

drew i have been waiting two and a half years to find out how attaway general ends PLEASE

[@KestrelDC]

“Attaway General..... no, that is not a disease.” Ok... that was actually slightly amusing!

[@zero1111one]

that nurse is the only good character

[@arthurvillinova9931]

Pre coronavirus: “M’am I looked up these symptoms online chills, Cough, Shortness of breath or difficulty breathing, Fatigue and it says I have Covid-19 should I come in?” “No that is not a disease”

[@Littleratwithahat]

girl: *slides a bar of chocolate across the desk* receptionist/nurse: "Holden has a severe heart condition" idk why that made me laugh so much

[@peanutbutter4435]

Honestly this show could be marginally better if they just framed it as a ridiculous comedy

[@katarinka_jpg]

AND then the girl is like "great, thanks!! :)" after learning that her crush is dying or something lmao

[@cairo8793]

I wonder if that nurse does the same thing to the doctors. Like a doctor has to give the nurse a chocolate bar every time to get her patients information

[@manboy4720]

girl: hey can you tell me what happened to him? nurse: no i can't because it's very confidential hospital information that i cannot share with someone who is not part of the hospital faculty. girl: i got a chocola- nurse: DEAL

[@luvlyerdj93]

I mean who wouldn't risk losing their job or going to prison for a chocolate bar?

[@taral.7128]

This literally looks like middle school theater acting on a high quality set

[@frecklesandwine]

Tara L. With middle school script 😂 I swear only thing HQ is set design

[@Bubdiddly]

I mean it is

[@sipsmoretea2241]

Middle school? How dare you insult me and my people in such a way, this is a 10 year olds fan fiction at best

[@dt6021]

@@nicolekiewel8228 You're honestly right... middle school theater is in no way GOOD but at least those kids are clearly passionate about what they're doing....

[@riverdaisy4215]

xo xo Fr at least middle schoolers would try and have fun with it. Everyone on this Tik Tok hospital show look like they don’t want to be there and have no energy to actually try and improve.

[@ri-rose6965]

12:50 has the same energy as "I got the test results back. I definitely have breast cancer." From The Room

[@parkiebearr]

“Just juice.” “Just juice, PLEASE.” When you’re basically a criminal but you get pissed off when people don’t use their manners

[@parkiebearr]

I said basically because I don’t know much about juvy and didn’t want to sound like I knew everything about criminals so oops😔

[@TheMilitantHorse]

That front desk nurse literally broke patient confidentiality for a chocolate bar. This hospital should be shut for malpractice.

[@DriscolDevil]

That's just how hospitals work, fast and loose. There was an entire series made about a medical team lead by a drug addict who insulted everyone while the team constantly banged or engaged in debates relating to whatever case they have. Don't even get me started on Scrubs.

[@Oceanlinx]

@@DriscolDevil scrubs is a comedy, what's wrong with it?

[@DriscolDevil]

@@Oceanlinx Comedy? I'm sorry, I don't find malpractice and workplace harassment very funny. Does that place not even have an HR department?

[@Oceanlinx]

@@DriscolDevil oh I see, I remember doctor Mike saying something about malpractice when he was reacting to a scrubs episode, he said that it was a recurring theme in most "hospitals tv shows" so essentially tv executives don't really know what to do I guess. I still really like JD day dreams because it kinda shows how silly and dumb he is.

[@DriscolDevil]

@@Oceanlinx I like the show also, I was just making a joke.

[@Mayats]

every male character in this show looks like he should be named griffin

[@Baconator4579]

100% agree

[@vibraniumghost7822]

That's a roast and a half

[@JaneDoe-kx3yz]

The doctor dude's real name really is Griffin 💀💀💀💀💀

[@Sana-hp8bq]

the fact that one of them is acc named Griffin 🤡🤡

[@SARCOSISARCOSA]

maya tan. Why did I immediately think of griffin Gluck lmaoooo

[@tarrandairamnarine9251]

The acting is SENDING ME

[@paper4049]

He's bleeding and she's touching him without wearing gloves.

[@emiliew5553]

she also didn't wipe his wound and she shouldn't be allowed to treat him anyway, given she's not a doctor

[@desperateeffort4132]

Also may I add, they aren't allowed to go and help the patients when it comes to any injury or something since they are just volunteers.

[@suemccashland]

P!P!EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@nathanderbyshire2428]

Ya don’t just wrap up wounds without cleansing or anything

[@ubaxaden1659]

Yeah she might not know if he has hiv

[@Diiazy]

“hey, my cousin is having a heart attack” “thats not a disease”

[@moved.6963]

"hey, I just escaped from a murderer who shot me in the foot and stabbed my arm, could you come and take me to the hospital on an ambulance?" "no, that is not a disease."

[@yashiro560]

“hey I’m bleeding i got stabbed” “That’s not a disease”

[@wenchology]

THESE COMMENTS ARE JUST TOO MUCH 😭😭😭😂😂😂

[@darcie7773]

😂😂

[@popecarp]

Hospital entry *denied*

[@taylarcook7708]

my sister was actually a volunteer at a hospital for her school and they call them volunteens not tv’s, and based on her stories, it’s mostly cleaning old people and changing bed pans. Not as glamorous as falling in love and stitching up your crush

[@hollydaugherty2620]

You know literally all medical dramas on television are about drama and romance, right? If it wasn't about that, it wouldn't be television and it would be a documentary and you wouldn't be watching it.

[@nexttomia]

volunTEENS 🤣

[@RevoMae2112]

Not very fun stuff because they’re volunteers, so they’re a liability. We really appreciate the volunteers at my hospital. Now that covid is around we don’t have them anymore :(

[@shanhu5769]

Volunteens actually sound clever Tvs just sound like there's a bunch of televisions running around the hospital.

[@CommanderTK9091]

So your sister was a CNA? Because that’s what CNAs do.

[@kendranieuwendorp5511]

I love when the nurse is on the phone for 3 seconds and says "no that is not a disease" and immediately hangs up. I'm a nurse and we get calls at the nurses station all the time of people asking medical questions. Never once has anyone just called to ask "is this a disease" and then after you respond, just hang up. Like what was that lmao? Also I would try to get some kind of information from them, like why are you calling to ask in the first place? Are you having symptoms? How old are you? Why tf did you call the hospital when you could have very easily googled that?

[@trentl7411]

“In prison you’re never supposed to ask about the crime.” **In a hospital and not prison**

[@uf3732]

and he was gonna be in juvie, not prison, so...

[@kaitlyn9060]

literally the extras are better than the main “actors”

[@dudebop8203]

Yeah lol

[@ferret7333]

right

[@beanfilms3069]

Oof

[@benjihuxtable6485]

Dude I keep saying that. It's just because Dixie is tiktok famous

[@actioninmyphannypack]

They're actually called #actors

[@MrPassivefist]

9:06 there is no nurse on the planet that would violate HIPAA and lose their job over a candy bar

[@afooz]

there's like no emotions in their voices, like, they don't sound like real people. it's honestly kind of annoying.

[@Predestinated1]

ok boomer

[@celeste9549]

@@Predestinated1 Who are you calling boomer lmao???

[@icantthinkofanameoof4792]

A F O O Z especially Charlie’s sister her voice is so monotone

[@Pmf95k]

Cus tik tok stars aren’t people

[@DeadAngel14]

@@Predestinated1 You're lame af

[@grindhouseclown5621]

“That is not a disease”. That could be a meme template.

[@ben_jamin4529]

I'm farty

[@svenbengtsson9753]

Its friend with "THATS NOT VEGAN"

[@sgtryoseirui6394]

I mean it could be but why would you

[@coffeejelly2873]

SgtRyoseirui because yes

[@reese5437]

Your wish is my command

[@Nickyboi1359]

Imagine, Dixie just does a tiktok dance over a dying patient

[@chaoticgoodcreations947]

It's like that kid that made a musically at his grandpas hospital bed.

[@kolteel]

some kid starts seizing and it cuts to her doing the renegade

[@talonshirley83]

T-bagging

[@MontgomeryHanandCo]

Seems like sonething that would happen

[@fijardim7]

I will actually watch this 😃 bcz wtf

[@caiorezei]

3:13 the delivery, the hair, the shirt, the leaning... Drew looks and sounds 100% like a young Jeff Winger from Community and I love it.

[@clemclemclemclemcl]

also i love that shit for brains kevin is behind him but drew scaled it so hes bigger then other guy

[@geeg]

the 'im impressed' when theyre talking about reading is literally like porn acting lmao

[@nickshlair3166]

Lmao yeah

[@astrofornaught]

ive watched porn with better acting tbh

[@Dr.Armchair]

IM-

[@mousetvalerie]

The acting is so wooden a termite would be able to live off of it for decades

[@player7props791]

Haha! 🤣

[@laurah5469]

Drew Wooden

[@chud-dot-us-dot-gov]

@@laurah5469 He wouldn't what?

[@thederpy165]

r/rareinsults

[@afooz]

they're too busy eating drew's old house

[@judasno3935]

“You probably can’t tell I have a heart disease” well obviously because it’s in your heart AND I CANT SEE YOUR HEART

[@nunbun4084]

You could see their heart just cut them open. DuH

[@merryberry6576]

I thought it was cause he wears his heart on his sleeve

[@eilidhtait6250]

... Yet.

[@zoe-pr8cy]

like no shit I can't see it

[@floupploup5496]

👁 👄 👁

[@livlaughscoliosis]

i know i’m 3 years too late but i always forget this video starts like that and i always think i’m watching a weird advertisement. anyway, this is prolly one of drew’s best videos, no lie ❤

[@erinbelle1839]

WHY ARENT MORE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT “sorry, that’s not a disease”

[@lindamukarakate7511]

everyone is talking about that

[@stranger2487]

Linda M well the statement said why aren’t more people talking about it so maybe the level of interest does not meet raini ro x’s standards

[@lilypxdd7592]

Madeleine Fey That’s honestly hilarious.

[@burcebanning]

that's just how doctors are

[@meowdyllic]

when u broke ur arm sorry thats not a disease