I had a Marine try to get out of deployment by pretending that he was gay 😂😂😂 The first sergeant told him and I quote “ If you like guys, come give me a kiss” 😳😬😬😂😂 💀💀
@stoneydaboi66683 жыл бұрын
Ayoooooo
@huntersw23 жыл бұрын
@@stoneydaboi6668 i would have done it to see what would happen 😂
@phoenixmarizzle50593 жыл бұрын
Should have given him a "Glasgow Kiss" (headbutt)
@indigo7513 жыл бұрын
Sounds like he wanted to get out of deploying too.
@nigelmceachern5053 жыл бұрын
I would have laughed so hard
@Cyborg21013 жыл бұрын
I actually had the honor of knowing guys who actually did this and when 1stSgt asked for a kiss they went all out
@MonumentToSin3 жыл бұрын
At that point they deserve BAH just for committing to the cause
@Cyborg21013 жыл бұрын
@Steven Thompson who said I was infantry? I’m the magic talking rock man. Also idk about deployments, as the magic talking rock man I have been denied going on 3 deployments because I proved some NCOs for lying and now they’re all salty at me.
@EASpiritualOracleSports3 жыл бұрын
@@MonumentToSin I have seen infantry guys kiss without even being on deployment and the next day one of the guys took his shirt off and was riding my water Buffalo and then proceeded to take the attached water hose to give his infantry brothers golden showers and one of them was nearly in his ball sack drinking from the water hose. I hope this answers your question in a way.
@danielnutter36703 жыл бұрын
Aye fuck it. I would do anything to get out the barracks. Once you spoon a guy in the field, nothing seems gay.
@a_llama3 жыл бұрын
@@TheKillamaul lmao fair game to do what haha
@phoenixmarizzle50593 жыл бұрын
Loedragg and Heispeed. Best names ever!!!!!!!!!!!
@mateowey3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I laughed so hard once I read that lmao
@theangry88763 жыл бұрын
Words only a active duty or ex service member knows. Lol
@phoenixmarizzle50593 жыл бұрын
If these can be made as actual patches, I'm buying 10
@hz39173 жыл бұрын
@@phoenixmarizzle5059 you can buy nametapes with whatever you want on them
@phoenixmarizzle50593 жыл бұрын
@@hz3917 If your selling them I'll talke some!!!! ;)
@howodd1003 жыл бұрын
I've been sitting in a childrens hospital with my son for a week and this was the first good laugh I've had the whole time. Thanks guys.
@AyrSpeed3 жыл бұрын
Hope all goes well. Best of luck.
@chasecomstock49553 жыл бұрын
Hope things get better!
@Dndragon553 жыл бұрын
I hope he gets better
@kendawa29183 жыл бұрын
Best wishes and prayers with your child(ren).
@JamesNotBoring3 жыл бұрын
Get well soon!
@serenityalreadykno26393 жыл бұрын
I pronounce you chuck and Larry: MILITARY EDITION
@OrbDaPlug3 жыл бұрын
@Siddesh Gannu ikr
@terryelliott78693 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@bettyjohnson79553 жыл бұрын
I almost spit my tea all over the screen when they said that they would not take advantage of the United States Army.
@Cannibal_Actual3 жыл бұрын
Yo when I saw that the veil was a reflective vest that shit was funny.
@seanhoneywood52003 жыл бұрын
i lost it at that part 🤣
@garyfontenot27863 жыл бұрын
"Roadguard vest, post"
@seanhoneywood52003 жыл бұрын
please dont bring back those trash memories of basic 😅
@frieddogmeat32343 жыл бұрын
You tellin me you wouldnt kiss your homies for BAH? Nonsense
@mirosruiz55113 жыл бұрын
Yes
@reneephillips90123 жыл бұрын
I seen some stranger things for less lol
@DanielDTUBWeinberger3 жыл бұрын
for $1095/month I would but bigger issue is my brain and contract marriage don't vibe.
@novoice92863 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@Dempdawg113 жыл бұрын
Oh in Germany? The Scout platoon? It was still don't ask don't tell. We all would have had bah
@ChoirAnthony3 жыл бұрын
"My kid's smart enough not to get into cars with strangers." But he'll walk to Mexico with one. *Heist
@justonrg3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@justonrg3 жыл бұрын
Guess he wasn't that smart. 🤷♂️
@ACombatVeteran3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 now thats funny shit lol
@armynation31B5V5P3 жыл бұрын
(During the Don't Ask, Don't Tell time) When I was PSG, two of my female troops went into the 1SG office to inform him they were were both lesbian and wanted to get married. One just came up on orders for Korea. The 1SG looked at both on them and said; " You're Outstanding Soldiers, get out of my f☆cling office. The lesbian troops had to make a complaint to JAG to get both kicked out of the Army.
@JavierHernandez-fq4hu3 жыл бұрын
Wait,they wanted out?
@armynation31B5V5P3 жыл бұрын
@@JavierHernandez-fq4hu Yup.. They did not want to be separated from each other. So, they both told the CC they were gay.
@kdawg94773 жыл бұрын
In 2005 at AIT, one female soldier said she is a lesbian, and she openly said she plans to use the benefits. If she ever get call for deployment, she will come out saying she is lesbian so she can get kick out.. well if she stayed till Obama era, i am sure she got angry at obama for ruining her plan 🤣
@waynesingleton53223 жыл бұрын
wait that would have worked?
@JohnDoe-pf6qp3 жыл бұрын
@@waynesingleton5322 In theory it could have, but leaving the Army with an OTH discharge is going to create headaches down the line that aren't worth getting out of a deployment. Not to mention theoretically you could end up with a dishonorable discharge if they wanted to get punitive with it, and that's basically like having a record with felonies. Shit like this is why the GI Bill needs to be reimagined.
@jessieomahony81013 жыл бұрын
@@JohnDoe-pf6qp OTH doesn't really cause issues other than government jobs.
@JohnDoe-pf6qp3 жыл бұрын
@@jessieomahony8101 I work for a private employer, they won't hire anyone if the character of your discharge was anything but honorable.
@jessieomahony81013 жыл бұрын
@@JohnDoe-pf6qp I mean I'm sure there is an oddball or 2 but for the most part it's not gonna hurt you. Hell a buddy of mine in my unit got out the second we found out about the pt test under the grounds of intentionally failing the other pt tests over and over and got an OTH and then proceeded to get a job at the post office not 4 months after he got out.
@amgprod.553 жыл бұрын
I died when he said, “Hold this bro.” “Sure thing...pal.”
@skrap353 жыл бұрын
Video Idea: Anyone notice how some older senior NCO's dress like kids because their fashion sense never matured from being in the Army too long?
@patporter45543 жыл бұрын
Shit, guilty.
@richardf.30593 жыл бұрын
You get where you like what you're wearing and decide that's your look. Fashion and style change but you get to a point where it's too frustrating to know which skinny jeans are in style. Same way with computers and phones. My 83 year old dad only uses a dumb phone and keeps it turned off unless he needs to make a call. He won't use an answering machine on his home landline. His perspective is that if he is not home, he's not home. If you want to talk to him, call back or come to his house...
@garyo75393 жыл бұрын
Love the "we have women from time to time" part... nice touch lol
@djvell013 жыл бұрын
This didn't come from nowhere...there soldiers trying this today 😂🤣
@thebanditman56633 жыл бұрын
This looks like a potential EO complaint, just waiting to happen.
@thequeenofnod73383 жыл бұрын
Yep.
@HT-tc2ep3 жыл бұрын
How the fuck is this EO !!???
@roxas13keyblade653 жыл бұрын
@@HT-tc2ep equal opportunity. An eo complaint is basically "he said something that offended my sexuality/religion/gender/ethnicity" and the person gets in trouble
@marshallosantos90353 жыл бұрын
This is a UCMJ article waiting to happen.
@robertshaw85353 жыл бұрын
Only inaccuracy was the ceremony. There would have been no hesitation on the kiss
@daujones64483 жыл бұрын
Hahahaaha im dying, two straight guys tryna play gay is hilarious
@AutomatronBatch0043 жыл бұрын
Anything for that BAH
@chadschap94843 жыл бұрын
"Loyalty" "Honor" ........
@HateTheIRS3 жыл бұрын
“My honor was loyalty”
@doughopkinsjr3 жыл бұрын
The road guard vest is hilarious as a veil
@leeoien36453 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, some 1SGT someplace is not finding this amusing-- has it's likely happened!! :)
@djkurve3 жыл бұрын
The reflective vest veil! #dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Loveduhmusic3 жыл бұрын
My two buddies got married for BAH and one of them got a Mercedes. One of the S6 Lt told them to kiss and boy oh boy she got in trouble from the commander because you cannot force anyone to do an act such as that.
@simbadg133 жыл бұрын
Hahaha get rekt!!!!
@themightybacon73043 жыл бұрын
"I've been watching the two of you and you are NOT funny." Dunno why that line cracked me up so much but it did lol
@MzQTMcHotness3 жыл бұрын
Because it was super meta :)
@Mrs.V983 жыл бұрын
Had a douche bag in the army ask me to marry him within dating about a month. He said we could get married so he could get BAH and I could move out of my parents house. I said no. I said I wanted to marry for love and do things for the right reasons. We broke up before Thanksgiving at the time lol 😆 I was 18 at the time. He met a nice girl and im engaged. We both dodged a bullet and he got the bah I guess lol 😆
@cesarcalva92773 жыл бұрын
1SG.... We have the seven army values .. how dear you .... Hahhahaha. Cracked me up
@jonathanmunoz773 жыл бұрын
Love the low drag, high speed name tags guys!
@sethmiles95953 жыл бұрын
This has to be one of the funniest videos I watched in all time
@ethanpintobean3 жыл бұрын
This would even be more funny if they’re wearing navy badges
@Army_Outdoors_88N3 жыл бұрын
Im still laughing. I knew the bloopers was gonna be 🔥
@tombakabones2743 жыл бұрын
On our last deployment he asked me to shave his butthole😆😄😂🤣😆😄😂🤣 One of your best ones to date I could not stop laughing from that point on.😄
@melissamandall83432 жыл бұрын
Puberty and love! Is that what your attacking today? 🤣😭😭😭
@cm97363 жыл бұрын
Served in the military for 5 years i personally beleive atleast half the marraiges are done for the benefits for BAH or health insurance. Everyone just turns a blind eye when they suspect or know its happening.
@Dookie043 жыл бұрын
I loves this so much while also being ashamed of myself for laughing so hard.
@bla22203 жыл бұрын
If I was the first sergeant, I might would have made one of you dress up in the full bridal gown
@cjsrescues3 жыл бұрын
I just pissed my pants laughing so hard!! Love you guys!!
@nicholasburr48253 жыл бұрын
And BAS and you get out of the barracks. 😂🤣 “Hooah 1st Sergeant.”
@adamdouce3532 жыл бұрын
Thanks for rocking an Old Ironsides combat patch as a former 1AD 2BGD soldier I feel like all light divisions get all the credit
@papabear13333 жыл бұрын
Nice bottle display behind you all 😂😂👍🏼💯
@charletonzimmerman42053 жыл бұрын
I'am so glad, you "TWO" finally, admitted you're "MANLOVE", I hope you will be "Happy" !
@TheCombatFishinVet3 жыл бұрын
Digging that fresh prince tee.
@alexturnqest62023 жыл бұрын
Anybody else peep the name tags. 👀😂read it from left to right and that was the smoothest Easter 🥚 everr. Hidden in plain sight. Lol
@scorpiodurango61633 жыл бұрын
I needed this laugh while working at my job in the Hospital 🤣🤣
@Zubes2403 жыл бұрын
I like how you can see the PS4 login screen behind Myrtle and probably put two and two together and assume they were just sitting there getting ready to play some COD and then thought “hey this would be a great idea.” Army for life though!
@jasonfelda81053 жыл бұрын
Love the names. PFCs Loedragg and Heispeed. Perfection!
@jayjya06133 жыл бұрын
"Fuck it! Man and Man... You may now kiss the man" LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Papa_Romeo3 жыл бұрын
This man really said to give his mini series sustains and improves. Thats how you know he's a lifer.
@fernandofernandez9403 жыл бұрын
Classic!!! PFC Leodragg and PFC Heispeed....omg.....i needed that!
@JohnDoe-pf6qp3 жыл бұрын
Seems like everyone hated living in the barracks a lot more than I did.....
@wolfhunter983 жыл бұрын
I didn't mind it that much, it was more the stupid things that came with it. Like daily room checks, "Why is your sink wet? Why is there a single tiny thing of trash in your whole trash can!?! You pig!" kind of stuff. Or 1sg coming in and having to deal with 3-4 grown men parading around another grown mans room looking for some dust or something so he could say something to make him feel better that he said something. Like this is not a zoo, go away. I get it, some of the guys lived nasty / crazy but deal with them case by case. It's great when you know damn well their houses were wayyy worse, having been to several of theirs. Feel as if some of them forget that tiny room is basically that solders home, granted still the "army's barracks", but still his / her home. And should treat it that way, though I get what get checked gets done kind of thing so not saying never check it but just relax about it if your solider isn't living all crazy...like say 11 freaking pizza boxes under his bed.... -.- Though thankfully a large part of my B time was with older SGTs who where more chill about it to me. Was a far bit older than the normal 18 year old kids, and after a few weeks of checking with no issues relaxed when it came to me. I think that dumb stuff / feeling of "can't get away" from the Army for even a day makes most want to bail on the Bs as soon as possible. Long as you don't have complete trash, black mold, how are we not dead living here kind of barracks. (Looking at you Korea). And the few that treat it like a frat house that ruin it for the rest of us. The barracks could be fairly nice with a few small changes.
@JohnDoe-pf6qp3 жыл бұрын
@@wolfhunter98 I spent most of my time at JB Lewis McCord, never really had issues with leadership getting overly anal about barracks checks. Once someone got busted with a personal firearm in the barracks, it was a little intense for awhile after that. I think a lot of this could solved if they let E4's with a certain amount of time, say a year or more, left on their contracts live off post. By the time you make specialist you should be mature enough to be able to handle showing up for formation on time. I also think it would give the Army some incentive to upgrade barracks facilities enough to make people want to stay in them. Or on the reverse side just relieve the need for as much barracks space.
@THEYHATEME333 жыл бұрын
A PT vest as a wedding veil! Lol
@biglou45593 жыл бұрын
Fuking HILARIOUS! Well done Blue Falcons!
@victoriagreen30473 жыл бұрын
I was dieing at, we have 7 army values 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣
@johngaltman3 жыл бұрын
That mini series was amazing guys, great job... I left a review, 5 stars...
@jonroberts65183 жыл бұрын
Y'all skits trip me out, when the soldiers married for bah😅 / 🤔 this means contract must still be a big thing, I knew a young couple that got married young private. Marrying a girl with child may or may not be his kid, to get benefits and little bit more money because of dependents. Oh one more thing " not to be busted down in rank for what little I have " 😂 . Good line funny , actually brings back some memories, thanks guys.
@melissamandall83432 жыл бұрын
Lol but make it 5 stars ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ Love your content!
@Jdizzle7073 жыл бұрын
Heispeed Loedragg 😂 😂 😂
@anitamcgriff9743 жыл бұрын
Love the military humor army family fort Jackson 💚💚💚💚💚!!!!!
@malenatully2 жыл бұрын
Let’s keep it under the rug. (The Army rug) lol
@Bullhead_JW3 жыл бұрын
Heispeed and Loedragg, that was a good one!
@Makumbi3 жыл бұрын
That poor poor plant. It’s been through so much foolishment.
@alexchong82013 жыл бұрын
You guys are killing me! LOL!
@Malik_Maverick3 жыл бұрын
“We didn’t talk about this.” 😂😂😂😂😂
@corya31893 жыл бұрын
That’s ALOT of alcohol 😂😂😂
@justonrg3 жыл бұрын
VA doesn't approve. They want me to take happy pills. I'll stick to booze. 🤷♂️
@paxvobiscum17922 жыл бұрын
Fort Campbell KY... I grew up on that Army Base in the 1970's...
@darthhatchet7753 жыл бұрын
2:30 "he only grows hair in his nipple areas" LMFAO I can relate 😂
@Bloodwolvz3 жыл бұрын
bc Afghanistan wants to be censored, I can’t watch it til I’m back stateside 🙄 but it’s on my list to watch 🤙
@zaverygalba89803 жыл бұрын
get a vpn
@Bloodwolvz3 жыл бұрын
@@zaverygalba8980 already tried. doesn’t work. works fine for Netflix but not amazon prime video
@zaverygalba89803 жыл бұрын
John Casciano oh yeah your right
@yoho10213 жыл бұрын
Vpns - you spend the money to find out it doesn’t work ...good luck brother - hard road...I gave up
@aturner7113 жыл бұрын
Pure dedication 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@theangry88763 жыл бұрын
Pt vest as the Vail. Best part. Lmao
@snowwolf29513 жыл бұрын
I love you guys so much I'll have to check out your heist series you guys and angry cops make my day keep up the amazing content please
@joelalonso89913 жыл бұрын
I need you to take my money! Seriously, you outta start a GoFundMe for the next series.
@Bigmummy133 жыл бұрын
I’m a gay veteran and you 2 dudes made me laugh so fucking hard! Keep it up!
@WAYOFLIFE2.23 жыл бұрын
Should've found a female private to marry and get a 2 bedroom apartment with... solves all the problems you two don't have to necessarily be together. Gives freedom to both parties to do whatever they want with whoever they want. When one wants to actually marry someone get a divorce it's not that uncommon to have contract marriage in military
@drgw489productions3 жыл бұрын
IM DYING 🤣
@SerenityMusic33 жыл бұрын
My feedback about Heist is that the next series will rock guest starting me!!!! But about this marriage though, I love him, I know what he smells like, I know when he walks and I can't see him, bahawww, BAH.... LDRSHIP.. 😘 right now????
@GONZOINFIDEL3 жыл бұрын
The fucking road guard vest wtf lmao
@DropTheWorld043 жыл бұрын
haha i just noticed loedragg and heispeed xD
@robertlevy46133 жыл бұрын
I see a lot of negative comments about accuracy of this channel and such. It’s for entertainment. Just enjoy it. Keep pumping out the good content guys.
@tehpwnzor13373 жыл бұрын
Keep up the awesome work brother, love the videos!!
@TheOldKevin3 жыл бұрын
This wasn't a possibility when I was in but if it were I guarantee that some us might have tried it. 😁
@marshalldcarpenter3 жыл бұрын
Rakkasans! Hahaha! Rakkacock!
@NoPrepFans3 жыл бұрын
You guys always know how to make a guy laugh
@Mendozajohn8313 жыл бұрын
I love you so much thank you for the episodes I enjoyed them all
@pabloasrer33493 жыл бұрын
Bro I’m fucking dead😂😂😂😂😂
@malikepps73803 жыл бұрын
Are you guys still at Fort Campbell? I just got stationed there lol
@Hanni49er3 жыл бұрын
Lol I love you guys
@justonrg3 жыл бұрын
We love you too!
@3l_Pinxhe_JoE3 жыл бұрын
congrats on HEIST. make a clip of my situation bro. remember the LIVE you did and I was asking if you know any good shady recruiters that can help me get in Army because im here on Visa and I want to serve this nation! Congrats again on Heist! Ill be leaving a review
@zjjblitz3 жыл бұрын
The problem is is I actually know two guys who did this when they were in the army.
@cindyking72293 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆😆 Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin especially when he slept him
@CozyButcher2 жыл бұрын
This sorta double-dipping for duel BAH from barracks buddies was epic. Had this happen in my barracks as soon as DADT went out the window. Dunno if it went through, but my understanding is that you can't double dip as duel military for BAH unless you're at different posts. Anyone care to let me know if that went through?
@kirkdaley34413 жыл бұрын
Wait didn't they do a skit like this before 😂😂😂😂
@richarddemas52623 жыл бұрын
I watched Heist. Damn, you and Justin do drama well! Very solid.
@adsoclasally86843 жыл бұрын
Keep it in the company hahaha a road guard vest!!!!
@4lds843 жыл бұрын
HA! I had soldiers in Campbell try to pull this off!
@dashtonadams11203 жыл бұрын
Rakkasan 😂💀
@airbornejensanity75273 жыл бұрын
we need your blessing from S1🤣
@Adventuregirl963 жыл бұрын
I am so glad in the CG we have limited barracks space so it is relatively easy to get BAH. I have a GM1 that I know would ask for them to kiss to prove it and then say that didn't count since she did see tongue.
@steeveomcjameson86733 жыл бұрын
Could only imagine my last 1SGT that had high blood pressure dealing with that and keeping his calm and be collected.
@kennedymcgovern54133 жыл бұрын
A couple of things. The series doesn't come up on an Amazon search. You have to use the link from here. You should make Amazon fix that. Also: I have a Prime account, but I still have to pay. It's only 5 bucks, so I am going to...but I thought you should know.
@humanfilth666ify3 жыл бұрын
I married because dating is hard, my parents are divorced so I don't believe in love, and I didn't believe I could do better. Also to get out of the barracks, and because I said "Marry me" after watching Arrested Development without fully understanding the proper use of the expression in this context to the first girl I was ever allowed or had time to be alone with and she said yes. I got to have sex and live in an apartment for the first time in my life, it was great. Also I lost my virginity the weekend prior, both of these women in the same week while on leave in my hometown, told this to the second woman who I married, and she thought I was joking which I was not. The first one I was friends with and lunch with and talked about books with every day at lunch in high school, "broke up with me" because we weren't emotionally attached to one another and the sex wasn't good for either of us (she had arthritis and said some really suspect things), the second one, the sex was awesome and because neither of us understood the reference and I called a bluff ( I pulled all the keys off a key-ring and got down on one knee, she was friends with my brother and he left to have a cigarette after introducing us, we were at a bar my brother worked at ordering nachos). I asked her to have breakfast with me and she said yes and we went to Denny's and then we watched Looper and had sex. Already paid back the BAH, you can't hurt me anymore.