THE WOLF OF RECRUITING STATION

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[@jamespaster7598]

“I’m a straight shooter aiming center mass. N I’m going to shoot the truth straight into your heart.” 😂😂😂 some private is going to flip this line n use it on a stripper😂

[@Professionaldumbass6998]

Headed to the club as we speak

[@Ryunoku]

I had a buddy of mine while in tech school pay a stripper $20 for a kiss then 20 more for another kiss

[@Ryunoku]

@Coding Crusader I wasn't with him, someone with him told me

[@mbridges6348]

He straight up used sales call from the Wolf of Wall Street for this video and I loved every second of it😂

[@dondietch8224]

I was waiting for someone to say this

[@StudleyDuderight]

I'm so glad I had a honest recruiter. He made me read the contract to make sure everything was good.

[@lovelipscomb5812]

Same here

[@Yn0t_ufo]

Damn. They exist? I hope my recruiter does the same for me.

[@tylerdzioba2822]

The 812 Crew mine was honest as well. But know what you want before you go in. Tell him exactly what you want and dont let him bullshit you. Keep him honest

[@MikeFL2TX]

Mine too. He even said, be careful, someone will even steal your underwear! Sure as hell happened, dummy took my dirty ones at that!!

[@MikeFL2TX]

@@Yn0t_ufo That and the MEPS liason/recruiter may try more to get you into a different MOS too.

[@MightySchmoePong]

Two minutes later, Yusha comes to the door...

[@chrisusarmy05]

Half Right!

[@benf5091]

Oh, I GOT YO ASS NOW

[@iamblight707]

@@benf5091 *evil laugh intensifies*

[@therealnodeezeee5487]

its about to get hot

[@joejarrell2578]

@@therealnodeezeee5487 but Sarge.....

[@leonsheppard84]

Those shaving profiles stay on point.

[@themanchann5138]

My recruiter always referred to himself in the third person...

[@generalpockets8979]

can you give us a line he said

[@HurremDurrem]

He didn’t really wanted you but needed to do something 🤣(jk jk)

[@themanchann5138]

@@generalpockets8979 he would say shit like "Dinos got your back! SFC Dinicola only puts the best soldiers in!" "SFC Dinicola doesn't go looking for people, people come to SFC Dinicola"

[@velocirapper8862]

@@themanchann5138 what a clown

[@themanchann5138]

@@velocirapper8862 it was definitely weird

[@arthurhyatt8964]

“Thinking about joining the Air Force” 😂😂

[@MOMO-kw5em]

funniest thing i have heard

[@scorpiodurango6163]

“I want to shoot some trust in you’re heart”! Best line ever!🤣

[@richardarmstrong3rd53]

No outtakes? Those are always funny.😁

[@Set451]

They got it right first take

[@EbolaSquirrel]

I never really watched them, it takes more effort with very little reward for them. At least thats how I see it.

[@BennyLlama39]

"Jump out of a perfectly good airplane..." That's something I'd say. 😀

[@MrNight-dg1ug]

You a recruiter?

[@jacobmyers5936]

Those airplanes aren’t good. They’re run down as hell lol

[@dakoderii4221]

They are not perfectly good airplanes. I've made several jumps with the engine on fire. Land plane, put out fire, take of again with more paratroopers!

[@jhnshep]

@@dakoderii4221 our joke was 'there's a reason the pilots are payed more than us, they have to go back with the planes' :-I

[@dakoderii4221]

@@jhnshep lol

[@MrNight-dg1ug]

Nice touch with us being able to hear the recruiter through his phone.

[@TheBmxHD]

A little reverb and echo and it’s suddenly Hollywood?

[@louiewatson9389]

Hangs up phone: HA GOT EEEM!!! 😂

[@adamtschmidt4303]

Yeah I would have ended the scene with SSgt Cadence, Hanging up on the phone, and the other nco's are just loosing their shit on how easy he made it look.

[@stilawesome3586]

"I am the Junior NCOIC" 🤣

[@joshschoonover2645]

Came here to laugh at that

[@stilawesome3586]

@@joshschoonover2645 they should make a "Wolf of Stall Street" for the bravos. Scenerio one: "Ok men, after 3 days delay we head out in... 0500 hours tomorrow. Until then, just do whatever". Scenerio two: I know we've been deployed for 18 months... Just know that the flight out has been delayed only for another 72 hours"

[@dakoderii4221]

NCO's that don't like being called an officer even though officer is one of the three words in NCO. 🤣. They are not worried about the "commissioned" word but instead the "officer" word. Derp Derp! REEEEEEE! 🤪

[@stilawesome3586]

@@dakoderii4221 yeah, most officers hate life anyway. NCO can show their crazy and get out early, officer have to be court-martial to get out. Lol they "own" those college kids while us privates have the real fun

[@thotarojoestar3045]

"just 4 years" Almost spat my drink

[@denieerham5873]

4 years as an active duty and the other 4 is on reserve. in total = 8 years 🤔

[@PaNDaSNiP3R]

If space force calls I’ll answer

[@theviking3786]

Me too

[@Managing_Me]

That would be Air Force recruiters

[@smokeypuppy417]

My favorite representation of recruiters is the vet TV skit on the guy that goes with his mom to visit the recruiters and the army recruiter was hilarious. "The army is where its at"

[@NotFinancialAdvice69]

He sounds just like Jordan Belford from the wolf of wall street when he was making a sale at the penny stock firm 😂😂😂

[@mandc20022]

That's what he was trying g to immitate

[@NotFinancialAdvice69]

​@@mandc20022 jeez it's like I didn't even read the title of the video. I must've been like "new video by combat veteran? I'm in."

[@dplw11]

I was dying when he said, "Pre-filled out DD4"!!! Lol

[@someperson9999]

"I'll sign you up for eight." I felt sick to my stomach when he said that. UGH!

[@VegtableCaptain]

Am I the only one that noticed the Cadence calling?

[@jasonshamblin25]

No, I noticed as well. Same SSgt. Cadence from the other vids.

[@aturner711]

He kinda sold me I might reenlist

[@mikejohnson3713]

Don’t do it

[@DivePlane13]

Go Navy or Airforce homie.

[@Dragopult]

@@DivePlane13 dont go navy

[@DivePlane13]

@@Dragopult why

[@autumnsea7765]

I regret enlisting a lot. I got messed up, everyone seemed to hate me, nobody cared, everyone treated me badly, everyone hurt my feeling, the work is boring and repetitive, nobody cared what I did, what I do or what I am about to do, everyone abandoned me when I needed them the most, everyone complained about what I do, some want to mess me up physically, everyone wants to mess me up mentally. I got moved around like a pawn, I spend more out of my pocket for expense than what the military gave me, and my life is messed up. I do not know how people got through the military, but for me, everyday I am not messed up is a good day in the us military. It would be impossible for me to live in the old military. I should have listened to my parents and not enlisted. I should be a good citizen and do something meaningful with my life. But no, I enlisted and I regret it a lot.

[@cripplegunsmith1]

Hey buddy, what's your m.o.s.? Maybe if you reclass you could be happier. I was Intel back in the 90's and a lot of our guys couldn't handle the pressure but reclassed to m.p. or medic and actually enjoyed the rest of their lives. My first duty station after a year of Intel schools was N.T.C., Ft. Irwin, Ca. Let me tell you, that sucked! But never judge the military by your first posting. You get a little time in grade, establish yourself as a hard charging, go to soldier and make a name for yourself. It really does get better. A few promotions, be a team leader, volunteer for extra schools, help out in the arms room or motor pool. Get people to see that you are willing to learn more than just your job and I promise you that your popularity will rise. These are the best years of your life. Make this time count and give it your best and 20 years later you will look back with no regrets.

[@autumnsea7765]

@@cripplegunsmith1 thanks for the advice. Good luck out there, cheers

[@beefy1212]

@@cripplegunsmith1 and that there is recruiter 101 lol

[@cripplegunsmith1]

@@beefy1212 Actually, I only made it 5 years. Left on medical and have been on disability for the past 20. But I did a lot of good while in uniform. And even though the job destroyed my body, it could have happened as a civilian as well. At least I can suffer a little less knowing that my injuries in the line of duty saved lives of my brothers. That gets me through the rough nights.

[@DivePlane13]

@@cripplegunsmith1 you got this man don't even worry, coming from a 23 year old that's just been in and out of college wasting time, you've done much more than me, and I hope that one day when I can enlist in the Navy ill be half of what others are

[@ivanlowjones]

I'm still pissed at my original Army recruiter for not telling me that my 1 1/2 years of college could've elevated my rank to E-3 instead of the lowly E-1 I ended up with at basic training. He did convince me to volunteer for airborne school ($110 jump payback in the 80's) to make up the difference in pay.

[@davidschwartz3427]

Damn! $110!? It's 150 now. They're getting stingy with the "heres some extra money cause riggers are mad they chose that and you might die due to poorly packed chute"

[@ivanlowjones]

@@davidschwartz3427 It was $50 a month going back to WW2 through Vietnam. I had a cousin who served in Vietnam with the 173rd Abn Bde, and his jump pay was still $50 a month. It's only gone up $100 a month since WW2? 🤯🤯

[@SDguy3030]

Haha. At least you werent a 92y

[@flaka13lks]

Same thing happened to me. I have to start at e1 fml

[@ARM_DM]

"That sounds made up" .... "Yea put me down for 6 years. 8? Great!"

[@Alejandra-cv7rj]

Wish the military would let me keep my guns After I got out.

[@KFCmetaverse]

These skits just keep getting better and better, love it

[@howlindeath4278]

I had the best recruiter hands down, I wanted infantry, he tried to show me other MOS's other than infantry, hell even tried to convince me to go security forces instead. I said lets do 6 years he refused, said only 4 years, and hey if i wanted more time i could easily re-up no problem, I am glad he didn't let me do longer then 4 years. I regret not taking the other options he tried to get me to take.

[@mallorywinchester5548]

Who in their right mind would sign up for 8 years? My man Cadence is just that good huh?😂

[@randygibson8065]

To be fair everyone signs up for a total of an 8 year contract. A 2yr or 4yr contract doesnt exist. Once you swear in you owe uncle sam 8yrs

[@mallorywinchester5548]

@@randygibson8065 Oh ok, I've heard about 4 and 6 year contracts. Oops

[@mallorywinchester5548]

@N Logan ah ok

[@Delimon007]

nukes. . ., but in reality it's 8 years minimum for all, 4 years in the service, and 4 years reserved (you just have to check in but a lot don't lol)

[@zvir7493]

Me: *graduates high school* The recruiters: *labored breathing*

[@lisaenglert3202]

My kid’s getting loads of calls/messages from recruiters right now 😁 but I get all the calls 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@Baddawg_313]

I had a dope ass recruiter, SSG Brodhead.

[@paytonwilliams4352]

I remember when the marines called me going into my senior year of high school, Sgt Deaton: Is this Payton Williams? Me: half asleep, if I say yes am I in trouble?

[@budprepper3811]

Don't forget the buddy system lie. And we got our 1st stop before boot camp, the look on those boys faces when they found out there was no such thing was priceless. "you're going to Leonard Wood, and you are going to Benning" hahahaha

[@alongtheway1472]

I remember my recuiter re-lighting a cigarette from his jeeps ashtray and putting a stick of gum in his mouth as we went through a DUI checkpoint. Then he told me the uniform has its perks. I was impressed!

[@jimhightower5003]

I saw a new 'A Combat Veteran' video. Clicked on it. Hit the like button before I could skip the ad and was not disappointed. Just subscribed. Keep the good stuff coming guys.

[@Thatbasedcat]

Air Force rarely offers sign up bonuses. At that point, it’s whichever branch you’d enjoy being in most.

[@Managing_Me]

You have to understand that life in the Army truly, truly sucks for lots of MOSs. They even switch peoples MOSs or have them do whatever job until an opening happens in that MOS. With a life like that they need bonuses to make it even considerable.

[@Thatbasedcat]

@@Managing_Me I hear you there, it’s always good to pick an occupation that you want to devote your time to. I can’t speak for the other branches of service, but we in the Air Force have experienced record high retention rates this year. Likely due to the invaluable job security and benefits opposed to what we would get in the civilian sector during this pandemic. In consequence however, the Air Force significantly cut back on our retention bonuses so we will so how this plays out next year.

[@Managing_Me]

@@Thatbasedcat It's one reason I stay in. But what I meant is that the Army changes peoples MOSs involuntarily. It's written in their contract that they can change your MOS. It's a good thing that leaving the Air Force is something people have to debate in their mind. If it actually really sucked then it would be unquestionable.

[@chroniccrypto5621]

I swear to God this is almost 100% accurate. I'm trying to get into the Colorado National Guard and they keep calling at 6-8am when I work nights and I'm going to bed at those times and this is how I am when I answer the phone if I do.

[@dontneedme25]

“Shoot some trust in your heart” lol that was great

[@matthewtrevino3449]

As a recruiter for the Air Force I really enjoyed this 🔥🔥

[@craigfin3222]

100% go Airforce or Space Force. 21yrs Retired Army and if I could do it over again, I would had punched my Army recruiter in the face and ran to the Airforce recruiter. Army uses you, Airforce prepares you for success in the service and out of it.

[@JohnDoe-en4gn]

Why did you not get out of the Army earlier and then re up with the Air Force then?

[@pepega7015]

So your saying the airforce is better than the army?

[@Yurmir-dk5qh]

Air force more like the chair force! Ha!

[@ernestpaul2484]

Must have been a POG and wasted your time off. In 21 years you had plenty of time to reconsider your initial enlistment. You could have done an inter-service transfer, probably lost a rank or two, but you wouldn't have had to have waited this long to bitch about your "career" in the Army on a military related comedy YT channel directed at the military and veterans. Besides, you're retired with a pension and more than likely some disability coming in along with a piddly side or fulltime civilian job, so you're not hurting unless you are living beyond your means.

[@amiraalkatiri7231]

I enlisted in the army yesterday.

[@shanecunningham305]

Clarksville recruiters don’t want me talkin about SF except for the navy. They’re the only branch that hyped me up about their special operations

[@beareble-lion4446]

That's a bad thing to hear. Navy SF is almost aways over seas. Army is offten home an very likely to help citizens in the invent of government tyranny.

[@Managing_Me]

Shit was hilarious. "Im thinking about joining the Air Force" - starting to make other branch recruiters sweat. But seriously though, Air Force recruiters are Space Force recruiters.

[@thebunnisher109]

“The recruits I put through the military that successfully retired” also “junior NCO of my office.” LOL

[@ShawnChristopher10101]

You can choose to be a sucker, or a loser...which one would you rather be??!

[@domonator5000]

Shawn Christopher I shoulda chose freedom

[@HighSpeedNoDrag]

neither.

[@kbrock9146]

Definitely did not end my recruiting call with "This was fun." 🤣

[@petersonl1008]

Champion writing.

[@misfitsa2477]

I love the silence😂

[@jdsusco]

Made me want to sign up again.

[@RunBMWe30M3]

Notification squad!!!

[@josueveguilla9069]

Reporting for Duty.

[@LastKobold]

Recommendation squad

[@tehpwnzor1337]

I'm kinda sad you didn't do funny ass outtakes in this episode lol

[@onokian]

When he said its 6am i laughed. Recruiters never in at 6am lol

[@midnightgreen3811]

Love your videos man this one was pure gold 😂🇺🇸

[@christopherhouck3846]

3:55 it just got straight up painful.

[@PaNDaSNiP3R]

Why is this dude so apprehensive with a huge American flag tattoo on his chest. You’d think he’d already been enlisting voluntary. 🤔

[@sithis36]

He was going to, into the air Force...

[@Raeeban]

Damn I felt that Airforce budget cut joke

[@heckinmemes6430]

"Your duty is clear, to build and maintain those robots."

[@jshapiro34]

left off the training program bring E-1s in as E-3's thats a whole lotta money when ur 17 or 18 lmao

[@TurboManiacal]

Gentlemen, I’m going to need one of you shave your beard. K, thanks! Signed, Fat Retired Staff Major.

[@michaelzhu2349]

Zero gravity push-ups!!!!

[@BluezStarz763]

Pretty much this how my recruiter recruited me but I was in all the way although I did had some doubts about joining but with so it wasn’t a problem for him to recruit me generally It was a pretty easy person to recruit I think, now I’m almost 9 months in the navy

[@chrisshaw6200]

These are the Conversations We have When the LT.??!!!! "I HAVE A GREAT IDEA!😵" god help us

[@ventonburste]

Wish this is what it was like. Instead I was walking 5 miles each way everytime I needed to meet with my recruiter.

[@insidethefire1]

"the kids i recruited have successfully retried" that got me fucking weeeaak lol

[@iletyouwin1]

YOOO WE GOT A STRAIGHT WOLF PACK OVER HERE !!! AUBURN,NY with a " it get afters you!" (insert uncle sam finger)attitude

[@cliffthompson4004]

Lmfao!! Auburn NY call out that's funny!! That's where I was recruited 20yrs ago lol!!!

[@MightyGreenLantern17]

I can't help but feel like somewhere there's a recruiter taking notes on this video

[@setflavius8049]

"Who have successfully retired" HAHAHAHAHA

[@josueveguilla9069]

John Fitzgerald Kennedy Sr.😎👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@michaelainman]

This is truly brilliant

[@sandrasherman9294]

I'm one of the few who had a recruiter who didn't lie.

[@tennsquid9438]

you know whats sad... once we can't get enough for military, they will make a war and ppl will be drafted. and from what i see in this world nowadays, GL

[@sgtmonkeypirate]

Went to a Marine recruiter once and everyday for weeks he called me. I told him no multiple times. I ended up joining the Army and I still get recruiters calling me.

[@thomasblachdoglewis7995]

💙❤🇺🇸Serve 💚My 🇺🇸Country🇺🇸 for 💚My families safety, Hell Yeah!! Hooah!!, Hooyah!!🇺🇸💙❤Period 🇺🇸💚T.PO🇺🇸🔤💙YHUP!!❤

[@enriqueguerraiii5359]

Lmfao you two hit that shit right on target haha...that was my recruiter when i was put in hahaha

[@truepain]

Omg this is wolf of Wall Street. Took me a minute

[@thebenforever]

Looks at his E-5. "Go get his ass."

[@bradhartliep879]

#NeverTrump #NeverBiden - #TheAmericanPeopleFirst .. I refuse to support the Democratic Party. And I refuse to support the Conservative Party. Because I support the American People. And I have always supported the American People - against the Democrats' and Conservatives' 'Rich People Only' Political Scams of Elitism .. What we, as a Nation, need to return to is the Republican Values inherent in the FOUNDATION of our Nation and of the 244 year pro-Civil Rights heritage of our anti-conservative Republican Party - those values existed, from the very writing of our Declaration of Independence to very last travails of our Nation's Civil Rights Movement .. they began to disappear from the Lincoln Republican Party after General Eisenhower retired from the office of President, in 1961 - and they were completely gone by the Conservative Presidency of George HW Bush .. Equal Rights for Women and Civil and Equal Rights for Blacks, Latinos and Native Americans, plus social programs to help the poor and the needy, were all originally Republican Platforms - Fiscally Conservative and Socially Libertarian Republican platforms - the Republican Party of General Eisenhower never supported Social Conservatism - they supported Social Reform and Civil Rights, bracketed by the Human Rights Protections of our Republican Constitution .. the Democrats, from the earliest days of our Republic, and throughout the 1950s, 1960s and most of the 1970s, OPPOSED Civil Rights for Blacks and Mexicans .. The Republican Party of Civil Rights Reform and Protection that existed in these United States of America, for almost 200 years, must return to protecting the Civil and Equal Rights of all Americans - African Americans, Native Americans, Hispanic Americans, Asian Americans, Women, Gays, Lesbians, Children and Poor, Working Class, White Americans.. that is what the REPUBLICAN Party stood for, for 200 years .. Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt and Eisenhower - all of them ranking in the Top Ten Greatest Presidents in US History - were NOT Conservatives - they were non-conservative, Libertarian REPUBLICANS -- Roosevelt was a Socially Progressive Republican .. Eisenhower protected the Civil Rights of American Minorities - in 1960, in 1956 and all through WW2 during the 1940s -- that is Social Libertarian Republicanism, it is not Conservatism .. Conservative Ideology is not Republican .. and Trump's Ultra Conservative Ideology is completely off the rails and not even close to our Nation's Original, Classic Libertarian Republicanism .. Fiscal Conservatism, yes - a Balanced Budget, yes - pay down of our National Debt, yes - Rebuilding our Working Class and Middle Class Economy, most-definitely, yes - Defense of our Nation, yes, - Support for our Military and our Law Enforcement, yes - protection of our Nation's Security against Invasion by Russia and China, yes - Justice, for innocent Blacks and Latinos wrongly accused, yes .. but we must, as a Nation and a Party, reintegrate Socially Libertarian Republican Values that give all of the American People Freedom and protect our Civil and Equal Rights for everyone -- Every Republican has a Responsibility to be standing, shoulder-to-shoulder, with the Civil Advancements of Malcolm X and Martin Luther King, Jr., and General Colin Powell, and protecting and defending the Civil and Equal Rights of Native Americans and Latinos and Blacks, who have been treated like second-class citizens, by our own people, for far too long -- and are still being treated like second-class citizens by former Democrat and Racist Nazi, Donald John Trump .. ~ Vote #BradHartliep #President in November .. #ForTheAmericanPeopleFirst ..

[@RobinDale50]

Cadence channeling Alden Kupferberg here.

[@thabigeast]

What’s he doing with all that fur on his face🤣🤣🤣

[@Cryptic_Carnage]

I wish it was still like this I have trouble getting a recruiter to call back lol

[@oleksandrustymenko8240]

-sign me up for 6 -I will sign you up for 8 Lol

[@officertenpenny312]

You should of had another recruiter peek his head around the corner and said how the fuck did you do that..

[@gford1491]

Ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country UNTIL recruiters call you 5 times a day

[@michaeljjj4618]

I like that one star army patch

[@domonator5000]

I saw the one star patch on his left shoulder and I kinda laughed a little

[@chocolatefrenzieya]

I wouldn't mind if we get to more of, um...that tat. Yeah, the tat. :)

[@NotShowingOff]

Can somebody please tell me the difference between space command and space force. Aren’t they redundant? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.

[@FAFO131]

if wolf on wall street was a recruiter

[@nubiannlovely2204]

Awh Drew I miss your hilarious vlogs.🥺😟 #bringbackvlogs

[@eduardotorres5904]

Plot hole. Recruiters can’t/won’t give you a contract to sign so they shouldn’t be promising anything

[@nathanielhook9112]

Space force I hear ya😂😂😂😂

[@Mikeyseesu2]

Love the altered wolf of wall street pitch

[@williamstellmann]

Looks like SSGT cadence switched jobs again.

[@G4x5da]

SSG not SSGT. The Army uses 3 letter rank abbreviations

[@3eighty6]

my AR 670-1 triggers are going batshit

[@fumi2360]

brilliant!!!!

[@murder4055]

SPACE FORCE!!!!!

[@michaelthemadsoldiertist]

Not hatin just curious when did beards in uniform outside batt and sf become acceptable standard? Maybe ill re-enlist. Nahhhhhh. Id get to wear a beard anyway.

[@Vicsgym]

What a little baby

[@Sam-oh1ck]

Junior NCOIC?

[@outsidestuff4867]

junior none comissioned officer in charge. lol

[@torbenhamilton4267]

As soon as I took my MCAT and applied for medical school I had every medical recruiter sending me constant emails. Now I'm commissioned with the Army and I still get emails from recruiters asking me if I want to join the Army.

[@Managing_Me]

Good!

[@christopherhouck3846]

At about the 4:00 mark it just got sad. Real sad.