Advantages of Being a Black Metal Head

[@cleffthemosinman]

*"you always have an awnser"* "what are your sexual prefrences?" "goat."

[@nyctasiaselesq]

Ofcourse, deer is too fast...

[@michaelgabs9885]

When things were at their very worst: 2 Suns, Cross in the sky, 2 comets will collide = don`t be afraid - repent, accept Lord`s Hand of Mercy. Scientists will say it was a global illusion. Beaware - Jesus will never walk in flesh again. After WW3 - rise of the “ man of peace“ from the east = Antichrist - the most powerful, popular, charismatic and influential leader of all time. Don`t trust „pope“ Francis - will seem to rise from the dead - will unite all Christian Churches and all Religions as one. One World Religion = the seat of the Antichrist. Benedict XVI is the last true pope - will be accused of a crime of which he is totally innocent. mdmlastprophet.com/what-is-the-second-coming/

[@plushieoctopusonhead8415]

Wait, thats illegal

[@trvemilk638]

Fallen Angel of Doom it’s not illegal to slaughter them tho

[@Potacintvervs]

@@michaelgabs9885 hail satan

[@HVTFIELDOFFICIAL]

"That's bat music." "That's good music."

[@ЭпросКальпива]

That's bat music That's goat music

[@karlo6862]

oh come on, favourite drink? _goat milk_ *goat blood* : _am I a joke to you?_

[@redsunrises8571]

Surprised it wasn't alcohol of some kind. I know of a distillery named Local Goat 😏

[@Qui-Gon_Jinn69]

@@redsunrises8571 and there's the Czech beer "Kozel" which means goat and it has goat with beer on label. my favourite beer btw

[@redsunrises8571]

@@Qui-Gon_Jinn69 there's also a beer here called Ziegen Bock

[@Qui-Gon_Jinn69]

@@redsunrises8571 what does Zeigen Bock means? I checked in the translator but it doesn't translate Bock

[@redsunrises8571]

@@Qui-Gon_Jinn69 Ziegen is goat and Bock is a type of German beer originally brewed in Einbeck, which was pronounced by Bavarians as ein Bock, which meant "a Billy goat" according to Wikipedia

[@TheJopeToons]

This is not very realistic. You completely missed the part where you play a bm song to a person who likes "all kinds of music".

[@tioalexandru]

That implies BM being music.

[@Mindfuck502]

I always Play Katharsis - The Last Wound. Shocks every time.

[@semirrahge]

After I saw 1349 I played part of "Celestial Deconstruction" for my friend who listens to indie music... LOL! 🤯

[@floatywolfthingy8455]

I guess im the only one who says this while actually liking black metal lol

[@saippuakullipillukau]

igorrr could be a one to test the emotions and expressions of people. Something like spaghetti forever or ieuD

[@demortis1559]

those dislikes are people who have friends

[@GoodMagnetic]

They are probably friends with each other.

[@abyss5229]

Im a simple man, i hear tremolo picking on two strings, i press like.

[@vargvikernes2416]

2:33 huh

[@God_For_A_Reason]

Phone is allowed in jail???

[@nope8827]

@@God_For_A_Reason dude He went out of prison ten years ago

[@grimulfmichelson3297]

Did Farvann really use Breadknives to kill guitarists? 🤔 ☝🏻 Let's find out!

[@djsigmann]

@@grimulfmichelson3297 dude you forgot the most important part Did Farvann really use Breadknives to kill guitarists? *POINTS AT CAMERA WITH THE FEROCITY OF A THOUSAND LIONS DRINKING CHOCOLATE MILK* "let's find out"

[@rodtswgraf4836]

Wow

[@triledink]

Advantages of being a black metal head is that you're naturally angry without even being angry.

[@manifestationsofasort]

Sir your cat is absolutely beautiful. Give 'em lots of love.

[@sidthejovian5105]

The two iconic duo: Mr Joops and Farvann 🚶🏻🐈

[@ITheRevanchist]

“It’s for the guitarist” I guess we call you Vargvann now

[@ITheRevanchist]

Farvann that one is even better 👌🏻

[@genzeuronymous7787]

0:27, entering the hollowness - durbatuluk

[@earlymorning00]

Thank you

[@alloksharma25]

Thanks

[@ВериПрекрасничева]

Sounds like Horna

[@docmartin1052]

I discovered BM for myself in 2019 - at the age of 50! Don‘t ask me why... But seriously: this was the best thing to happen to me right before the lockdown. I live alone, and walking through the woods for hours almost every day, listening to this music, really saved me from going insane! I don‘t need anyone except my mp3 player full of (mostly atmospheric) Black Metal. And now that we have a real winter here after a long time, it couldn’t get any better...

[@BadEconomyOfficial]

For me, I was 12-14 years old and got into Immortal at first, I learned to Appreciate Mayhem, and likes.

[@A77-c5h]

I just got into it last October at 44...got a guitar for some holiday in December and now all I want to do is play black metal haha

[@PFbigfan447]

This man is the embodiment of every black metal video ever. Living the dream.

[@RichardCranium.]

You are around the same age as Varg but better to find it late then never. I was a teenager when I found it.

[@The.Stoned.Wizard]

That’s funny because it’s the same (different ages I’m 22 at the moment ) but I got into black metal around 2019 and I walk in the woods everyday too haha so much peace to help you clear the mind

[@bmpromotion]

01:40 :D

[@Pvt.Conscriptovich]

another release on Black Metal Promotion.

[@heyyouweirdo1196]

Hey, BMP. :)

[@bmpromotion]

@@heyyouweirdo1196 Hey there! :)

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

Oh my god I listen to your videos a lot, I didn't expect you to actually comment on videos.

[@bmpromotion]

@@CerealExperimentsMizuki :)

[@Lotastic_Films]

"It's for the guitarist."😱💀 🗡️😆 Edit: 966 likes!? 🤯

[@The_Warlord_of_Blood]

🤣🤣 that was savage 🤣🤣

[@willb1156]

Best moment of the vid

[@Attacian]

Fuck, I didn't realize! :D I feel stupid now. :D

[@milit4nt189]

@@Farvann what are the songs in the video?

[@whos_your_daddy]

poor Euronymous

[@furiatzlasu5712]

That cat! Such a beauty

[@STFisDTF]

"This is my band, do you like it?" "Yeah, it's ok" "Then I hate it!"

[@griffin5442]

“Do you rike it?”

[@nope8827]

"Where did you take that pig's feet?" "They're for the singer"

[@velipyr]

Chaos 9

[@nope8827]

@@velipyr A MAN OF CULTURE HERE

[@ashkandi1337]

@@nope8827 Sterile nails and thunderbowels

[@nope8827]

@@ashkandi1337 Silencer will always be a great band (even with a single album)

[@nathanestrada-eptx4715]

I've always loved the first lyric from Death - Pierce Me: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaahhhh" 😂

[@mikewarper6789]

Did you just call hardbass "bad music"? *Slav fury initiated*

[@BosmanHa]

I love hardbass.

[@Imaginathor-1k0]

Bass music

[@kirillonf.m.4713]

@@Farvann Бля, обидно так-то...

[@madgearsx]

i believe the term used was "bat music"

[@metallibrarycollections6554]

Bat music

[@RudyAyoub]

Cheeky breeky

[@jayeezus]

Cheeky Indeed

[@avocadocommander]

*Life of boris has entered the chat*

[@bllwrwd8142]

Bro stop writing comments bro Do something else bro

[@sidthejovian5105]

@@avocadocommander I smell the Slav King from here. . .

[@ПавелСимаков-ж6й]

И в дамки

[@RedmarKerkhof]

Goats are actually really cute animals.

[@AustinTheDeathMetalUnicorn]

Can confirm. Have several goats. Most of them love to be pet! (One doesn't like to be touched, though she'll walk right up to you and everything else lol)

[@Nanako52]

*plays black metal* "How do you do that!?" *nods knowingly*

[@metallibrarycollections6554]

I'm actually a black metalhead. I've been a metalhead for over a decade. As in black I mean "African American/British/irish metalhead." I'm obsessed with metal since everyone hates me. I have a metal vest with band patches on it. Mostly into Technical death metal and dsbm bands. Most of the topics in this video are very relatable. Especially... I hate people.

[@cloudthief8918]

Black metal is a sub genre of metal.. I dont think it was referring to the ethnic group XD

[@thelastdaybreathinginetern1385]

@@cloudthief8918 I know that. That's why I mentioned dsbm.

[@metallibrarycollections6554]

@@username113 Coldworld, Thy light, Woods of desolation, Apati, Bleak, Happy Days are just a few.. My favorite dsbm bands being, Coldworld, and Thy Light. Check out Thy Light- ...And I've finally reached my end (Remastered 2012 version) Coldworld- This Empty life Autumn Shade, Torture in Solitude, and Dream of a dead sun.

[@banjark1944]

@@username113 austere

[@DrinkingBleachOnTheBeach]

@@cloudthief8918yeah he knows that’s he said “I’m ACTUALLY a black metalhead

[@jackattak1209]

THE INVASION OF THE BODYSNATCHCHERS REFERENCE AT THE END HAD ME DEAD

[@Ironfist85hu1]

Tbh, it sounded like a TRVE KVLT singing for a TRVE KVLT album.

[@v0dka885]

@@Ironfist85hu1 it actually kinda does

[@dernicolas6281]

Totally. :)

[@rubymarkoski3637]

Isn’t it mayhem

[@cerinobalzano]

I'm surprised that only comment mentions that absolutely hilarious detail!

[@thakyou5005]

As a black metal head, I can agree to most of these 😂

[@ResubidorSerial]

I just discovered your channel and I can't stop watching these "parody" series!! Please never stop!!

[@davidizsak7200]

01:52 - Watching a german fella speaking with a fake german accent is the new level "Inception-played-backwards" type of shłt. :D

[@BurntTapeProductions2016]

No one can say your music taste is trash because most nonmetalhead people can't name a single black metal song let alone any thrash or hardcore song

[@skeletalremains8555]

I think most normies could name a Metallica song or two, but I don't think that really fully counts

[@lk6687]

@@skeletalremains8555 probably not a thrash song

[@thecommunistloli1042]

@@lk6687 even if it's a thrash song it's probably overrated songs like Master of Puppets (no offense but the song has become a little generic)

[@justarandomuser2588]

Farvann - *I think cat is Okay* *Dead from Mayhem has left the chat*

[@davidisaacstephens6647]

Farvan: it's okay if you're a cat Dead: laughs internally

[@brimstonesulfur5013]

Cats are guardians of the underworld

[@Havyng25]

1:16 that mystifier reference was good hahahaha

[@Yr_218]

@@Farvann And some of the most goofy vocals I ever heard in Black Metal.

[@schonni8390]

Die Videos werden echt immer besser. Nicht, dass sie am Anfang nicht schon gut waren. Sie werden einfach immer besser. Danke!

[@alminsmailovicx5028]

Props für den David Lynch Poster im Hintegrund und Mystifier👌

[@timandersen3498]

Dude I smoked abit along my way passing through your channel and finding this video - You F'CKING scared my F'CKING spine out through my F'CKING rectum and gave me an anxiety attack with that last one! Good job brow \m/

[@damnedbelowjudas_]

3:00 I thought Ocean Man was gonna play.

[@renanamd.d9485]

😂😂😂

[@Johnhet09]

That is an awesome profile picture.

[@benderisgreat5059]

My cat actually loves metal. She goes in my cat tower, and rolls around like crazy when I blast some metal, and usually the heavier, the better.

[@axisthrashmetalmx6768]

Finally, some quality content on KZbin #GOAT

[@larrybrickmond9096]

1:27 *"Checks invisible watch"*

[@vladimircokorilo8105]

I loved that Invasion of the Body Snatchers reference at the end lol

[@wingsofthephantomghost3105]

Flirt typ for every black metal fan:" would you like to sacrifice a goat with me?"

[@cat_loaf943]

This channel is a gold mine.

[@annah.9116]

Thing is, that's not far from the truth. ;) I'm a bit of a schizoid girl (I don't need to be around people to feel good, I can enjoy solitude and journeys in my mind), I don't have sooo much friends, and in Corona times I listen up to 4-5 BM albums a day. Alone in my bed, with headphones, but I don't feel alone. What I find remarkable: The amount of Black Metal guys who seem to like Synthwave, and here especially Dark Synthwave like "Perturbator", "Dance with the Dead", "Daniel Deluxe" or "Carpenter Brut". The guy from Perturbator comes from the BM scene, actually....anyway, nice video as always! :)

[@freezxng_moon]

its weird you say that lmao, I just recently heard synthwave and its been the first genre other than metal that I kind of enjoyed for the past ... many years. I wonder what it is about it.

[@Jimjolnir]

Even me. Try give a listen to Master Boot Record - Direct Memory Access. Features vocals from Igorrr. It surprised me. One of my favourite albums. (also not BM but I just thought of an obscure album, another favourite, which needs attention, Fist in Fetus) Master Boot Record: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ioGyfmR4e9qfn6s Fist in Fetus: kzbin.info/www/bejne/q2TVfWSFerqVmrc

[@annah.9116]

@@freezxng_moon I think the reason is that both Black Metal (esp. Atmospheric Black Metal) and Dark Synthwave both gain their effect through creating a dark, melancholic/lingering atmosphere, with parts full of speed, aggression and tribal rage in alternation with subtle, slow and calm passages. Then there's strong sensivity for melody and "telling stories". BM albums are best heard from first to last second, they are basically ~45 minute long mind movies. You can't listen to just one track alone like on a pop album. Songs are often build on each other. Same with Dark Synthwave. And, last but not least, neither BM nor Dark Synthwave is "dance" music. To get the most out of it, you have to soak it in for yourself, at 3 AM. That's my point of view why the overlap of BM's listenting to Dark Synthwave is so high. I mean, listern to this video kzbin.info/www/bejne/pabcYoxvjdODaZo and it's some kind of electronic Black Metal. ;) Perturbator is even on that life stage in Black Metal outfit with Black Metal shirt...;)

[@annah.9116]

Or this one: kzbin.info/www/bejne/l6K1eJVuf9CCaZo Dark, brutal and heavy, truly feels like Black Metal and Dark Synthwave are brothers in arms.

[@chaoticneutral1090]

That was hilarious, thank you farvann for this great video :)

[@liquidportnoy]

The mystifier joke REALLY got me. "that's ba.... that's good music"

[@sidthejovian5105]

That's the most metal cat ever

[@barakdaniels4850]

Wakes up "Oh wait I dont have any friends"

[@zdenekklisc8796]

You can park your car at handicapped parking spots and noone will ever ask you.

[@matveika142]

for my next english lesson i have to find out a video and write five questions to that video, i choose this one.

[@That_one_edgy_metalhead]

2:50 Actual footage of me disposing posers

[@ratonhnhaketon4365]

Advantages of being black metal head : you have the ability to decipher any kind of music, simply because you can enjoy ihsahn's "stealthy" leads from anthems, when normal people can't even hear samoth's dominant riffs.

[@CommunityGuidlin]

Man: “I listen to Black Metal” Same Man: *Has Death Poster* Also the transcript only changed the next line to “music” when the bass was -10 lol My phone is a black metalhead

[@sawogolec2286]

better acting then 90% of hollywood xD

[@pensamientointrusivo5603]

*"Wait, i don't have Friends" jajajajaja x666 T_T😟*

[@lilywhite9362]

you have such a gorgeous cat, may goat bless you guys!

[@TheTripleTrip]

As always, Farvan has all the answers. He's the chosen by the goaty

[@jaysonwitting4671]

1:15 u sure about that? :D also insidious reference at the end?

[@lapinus]

0:33 cats are always ok

[@hendrikm9569]

At 0:56 I kind of expected a play on Gaahls "Satan"

[@mitochondriaman4798]

Not even into black metal but I love this

[@elijahcabra2272]

I didn't know that I was a black metal fan till I found this channel😱😂 Regards from Paraguay ♥️🤟🏾

[@Team_Nostalgia]

1:04 The Good, The Bad & The Ugly - Yellowman (feat. Fathead) Simon - Masons Arms Profetens Siste Vandring - Throne of Katarsis Rise Up - Martin Jondo Grozny - Xs Project Give the Human Devil His Due - Mystifier Boogie Stop Shuffle - Charles Mingus

[@blood_forestofhell]

Varg:It's for the guitarist

[@Vinsza]

That was hilarious 😂 love ur content Farvann!

[@XSamsaX]

No joke. A year ago, I was light tech for an event. After the event was over, some girl that was serving the people came over and started talk about what kind of music I'm into. I listed Death Metal and she was like "Oh yeah, I love Death Metal", so I proceeded to ask her what Death Metal bands she likes, her answer was "Korn".

[@rainbowrotcod]

that is sad 😢

[@XSamsaX]

@@rainbowrotcod It became an insider joke at this point lol

[@Szymon7573]

You reached new level of comedy duuuude

[@winterlamez3322]

0:32 Dead disapproves

[@winterlamez3322]

@@Farvann Haha yeah

[@manuschulz1761]

Hahaha ich lach mir ein Ast ab. " ...Du mich auch man" 😂😂😂 geiler Kanal 🤘🤘

[@kingperc6834]

I’m not a black metal head but I’m a black metal head if u get what I mean

[@TheOnlyHollywood1]

This wasn't the black metal head that I was expecting

[@williamxb]

Great video man. First one was hilarious

[@hrorm]

Truth hits hard at 1:29

[@zakkperkins3826]

you "save" a lot of money * i gotchu dude haha

[@zakkperkins3826]

@@Farvann ahh i see

[@AceGametech]

favorite drink. wrong answer. correct awnser : goat blood

[@Mylegiscaughtinashackle]

How he holds his kitty. Mah heart. 🥰

[@reeker971]

Hätte ich dieses Video nicht gesehen wäre ich nie drauf gekommen das du deutscher bist , man hört den Akzent so gut wie garnicht :D . Deine Videos sind der Hammer !

[@odinoczka]

"It's for the guitarist!" *That's one way to make a unicorn*.

[@crimsonblue88]

i enjoy your videos! thanks for them!

[@tomgekas7077]

"Du mich auch ey" besser noch wäre gewesen: "Ach dann leck mich doch am Arsch" xD

[@cannibalmutilation3911]

1:33 I felt this part too much

[@vanessalaplaige8806]

I listen once in a while to black metal I won’t caracterise that experience as bad but no extremely pleasant it’s.... Glorious

[@Vilecultist]

I used to listen to deathcore and metalcore. But I was introduced to Black Metal while watching Creature skate boards BlackMetal skate video in 2009. And when Darkthrone- Divided we stand played it blew my fucking mind. Been a fan ever since.

[@max8m1]

As a fan of both black metal and jazz, I'm confused if I'm supposed to be angry or happy about you using Boogie Stop Shuffle in this video :D Anyway, I was entertained, glad I found another good metal channel on YT! \m/

[@rixbyte7438]

lol same, as soon as he called a mingus song bad i was like "nahhh imma stop you right there"

[@narthang1270]

Funny as always, man! I've got that Rammstein T-shirt too! Keep the good work dude!

[@Elliemcel]

Another advantage is that black metal guys are hot as fuck 💀

[@hakomutaito]

1:00 definitely me XD. Btw what's important "Where is the insignificance of Life"? Without that, there is no point.

[@gabrielroa3037]

best video on youtube period

[@MitchHirami]

Echt geil! Dachte zuerst vom titel her das es so ein halbherziger mist ist! Aber echt top, höre selbst überwiegend Black Metal aktuell und is echt sehr unterhaltsam! \m/

[@Zulkuss]

"Norwegian band where a [band member killed another band member/himself]" "You need to be more specific"

[@memejohnson4101]

Hey Farvann, can you make a melodic death metal tutorial or a melodic black metal tutorial?

[@Ironfist85hu1]

How dare you? >:( (Would be cool tho.)

[@sheolcodemonkey4027]

*turns on vacuum cleaner* "Good music"

[@vyke9562]

01:38 Durbatuluk - Der Quell

[@Transylvanian_Werewolf98]

I fucking love those videos so fucking much, thank you Farvann :)))

[@SpikeTFA]

God dammit.. I always listen to BM with my cat.. a black cat... you got me on that one

[@madkhaliqfarhan]

A black cat is adorable though... 😇

[@MantusRietBaalberith]

Okay es ist jetzt 6:37 Uhr und ich musste echt herzhaft lachen. Sowas hatte ich noch nie 🤣

[@Lordradost]

Dude, where were you years ago? Us fuckers being so serious with this sh*, haha. We needed some of your videos.

[@chouchgreen]

Love how u grabed ur cat as i grabed my cat behemoth

[@Saurles]

This is hands down Farvann's funniest video yet

[@notme2221]

Hahaha, loved it. Keep up the awesome work

[@Hellenicheavymetal]

That Invasion of the Body Snatchers at the end XD

[@SrGillespie]

i just suscribe for the kitty, not for the schyzo dude hehe

[@trinnecromaniac9454]

You have earned a trophy🏆 FIVE TAPES!!!