Agma Schwa's CURSED CONLANG CIRCUS 2 (Part 2 of 3)

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My European, African, and Asian viewers are going to love this premiere, it begins IMMEDIATELY after the end of Part One.
Welcome back to the 2023 Cursed Conlang Circus! Where nightmares become reality and the only way out is to embrace the cursedness. Enjoy dozens more cursed languages created by the conlang community this year, and hear the Bee Movie intro recited another 50 or so times. It's still not over yet, there's a Part Three coming right after this one ends.
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[@AgmaSchwa]

Vote for FAN FAVORITES! forms.gle/28QkZyA3u9hhfLSw8 (This form will be open for about a month after the premiere)

[@XVYQ_EY]

Thoose videos are so FUCKING long (that's what she said) It was published 12 days ago and I'm on Dannylang... Well the point is that in this clong 9 11 is kys 💀 and you didn't notice

[@bonkaiblue7906]

They'll = They all

[@Dabombzebra]

I’m the desmos one. So excited to be a part of this awesome event. Everyone’s entries are so funny and cursed. It’s been awesome watching this all and I hope we’re able to do another one next year!

[@reptilesarecool6739]

Yours was absolutely insane but is genuinely one of the most novel and interesting ideas. Thank you for proving brand new conlangers Can have lots to offer

[@maxalon2479]

which conlang is the Desmos one

[@Tr1t1um417]

Bruh send time stamp of the desmos conlang

[@phuongpenca]

behold the timestamps! (if you see a typo say nothing) INTRO 0:00:00 inqau 0:50 “whiz” 9:38 시이인 mimi (dhiiin mimi) 22:01 twån 37:52 stonemason auxlang 1:01:45 tftt 1:17:22 anhydrit tonalit arkose/arkose anhydrit foidit (rock language) 1:25:50 deteposaduruki 1:44:26 vʊdlčɐjɑhɔhɑn ðarjɑhʌ (battle of the vowels) 1:54:54 galactican (the galaxian language (the reckoning)) 2:06:37 rocktopus 2:25:00 aleri 2:35:18 G̊riǵe T̊sˈ́êˈêt̊i (grengan language) 2:51:42 oᵝpᵝpᵝuᵝ&ᵝ^ᵝ+ᵝjᵝjᵝjᵝJᵝjᵝɒ.aeibutopp^Yhhhh% 2:59:24 paxelow 3:30:21 INTERMISSION I 3:41:21 agmese 3:50:43 mpiua tiostouea 3:56:31 edhish 4:17:23 squarelang 4:27:52 tsɒలчl̴ɒల (dannylaŋ) 4:44:29 núsuli kurátula 5:00:51 ðm`nldkz L 5:17:39 Øhų̊̂hų̊̂ræ 5:23:11 ɬɬɬ̜ 5:30:20 INTERMISSION II 5:35:41 mjuzlish 5:38:53 interdimensional horrors beyond human comprehension 5:53:10 zazz 6:06:37 CAQ̂IR 6:27:51 lalipopi 6:44:08 stendansk 6:47:33 trains 6:52:19 [uhhh nope] (civilised cavemenian) 7:09:54 goosic 7:26:26 sapreel 7:45:55 chaserese 7:53:57 10110000 8:01:40 ə̯ɹ̪̩əo̯ɹ̩yʷo̯ɹ̩yʷe̯ˤl̪̩ɨe̯ˤl̪̩ɨ 8:06:20 MMMMMMMM…BEEPBEEPBEEP 8:15:49 toki ike 8:36:39 very normal conlang 8:44:27 star talk 8:46:59 current top 10 standings! 9:01:17

[@evfnyemisx2121]

I'm at 6:47:48 and very proud of myself for having achieved the crazy feat that is getting an honorable mention. Also yes, I really had a rock in my mouth while recording, that is why my audio was so bad

[@najawin8348]

Noodle Incident is a reference to Calvin and Hobbes btw. Whenever something offscreen is horrible and fills people with dread just by its mere mention, and it's always left ambiguous, it's a "Noodle Incident".

[@TheBeastyBlackSheep]

Oh, that's awesome 🙂

[@ScienceMeetsFiction]

FYI: I didn't reference Back to the Future because it's not consistent in the type of time travel it uses. It creates new timelines, but it also erases Marty from his own timeline, which doesn't make sense in a multiverse.

[@MySerpentine]

I know ~nothing about linguistics and yet I am laughing hysterically

[@am.prozek]

Mjuzlish 5:39:11🎉 Omg it got featured in the video! As a creator of this musiclang, I enjoyed and it was a fun experiment after all. Thank you Agma Schwa for holding such a gigantic event for us goofy conlangers, and y'all who participated for making this event even more entertaining! p.s. I misspelled 'honey' in 'How it shall be expressed in Mjuzlish' XD and there's still some errors in the example music as well, since I didn't have much time in order to meet the deadline. ty!

[@beas4693]

I don't know how long I expected this to be but 26 hours... endurance sport

[@RheaDawnLanguage]

I made Zazz, I’m so so proud of how it turned out. For people who are curious, the kin proprietary case comes from Badimaya (which I speak) and the imperfect imperative comes from the neighbouring Wajarri. I’m so glad people liked it 🥰

[@AndreaColombo-fx1wh]

What's badimaya?

[@RheaDawnLanguage]

@@AndreaColombo-fx1wh it's an indigenous language from Western Australia! I grew up around it and I've been properly learning it for about two years now

[@atlassolid5946]

@@RheaDawnLanguage do you know any native speakers?

[@tyronewilson6463]

I kept on hoping the mjuzlish was an a priori conlang which would translate the opening sentences of the bee movie script into the Flight of the Bumblebee.

[@elvencataccess7830]

I just got past the Rickroll and now I’m questioning if Arelilu is based on The Witness. Cause if so, bravo

[@Denneth_D.]

Lord of the Langs: The two Langs Can’t wait for battle Langsdeep ;3

[@IAmBene]

I made a bunch of mistakes in the Stonemason Auxlang, like accidentally using the Zahneisen to mean two different verbs or forgetting to point at the stone when raising it like I said, but I only noticed them while editing and was too lazy to go back and fix them. At first I wanted to improve on my Agma Schwa language by using only ŋ and ə (probably by using a bunch of different tones), but when you said there was a category for rocks, I thought I had to do something stonemason related.

[@MySerpentine]

Startalk reminds me of the Correspondence from Fallen London, which tends to light you on fire for similar reasons.

[@ysmqthlqyh]

can't believe the hour and a half long video was the shortest one lol

[@thevalarauka101]

oh well, not too surprised at how mine turned out but it was my first time doing anything like this. congrats to the winners!

[@tuxcrafting]

the "inverse reactive current" at 6:07:00 or so is literally a line from the "rockwell retro encabulator" video

[@sniccups8390]

"Goosic is an aggoosinative language." Amazing.

[@LwithBelt]

I'm pretty sure my lang is in this one, so I can't wait to see it. Edit: It was in the video! 5:30:10 and he called it "the best" (ignore that it was because it nocked off an hour and a half from the time) so its cannon, I win.

[@С.Н₀]

Yeah, I voted for it as a fan favourite.

[@BM74]

It was great! Thanks for making .

[@cloudy28]

as the creator of CAQ̂IR... i'm just glad that the amount of people (that aren't already acquainted with me) who like it is greater than 5 :D

[@mallow4715]

yall's as the second person plural genative is solidified in my idiolect

[@AgmaSchwa]

Me too, to Aeternal's horror, hahaha

[@lardgedarkrooster6371]

Where I live, it is a normal part of our lexicon and is entirely grammatically correct as well

[@yjlom]

bit late to comment, but I believe the adelative case is equivalent to the English construction "from the surface of" (for 1:23:53)

[@KarolOfGutovo]

54:30 english should spontaneusly develop cases for all words in 10 different ways in 8 different places (there would be 3 different declinations in Alaska)

[@0Aquamelon]

You discovered conlanging in 2017? That's a year before I discovered it iirc! you became a master at conlanging pretty quickly!

[@vincentkalman4572]

Comic Sans is the third best font for dyslexia accessibility.

[@gcewing]

The Dannylang video is either recorded from a CRT monitor with badly adjusted convergence, or a filter has been used to simulate that effect. The red, green and blue components are slighty displaced from each other horizontally, leading to red and yellow fringes on the left of white areas and cyan and blue fringes on the right.

[@Aras14]

With how the OSC is, I'm surprised to be the first one pointing out the bfdi refrence at 6:39:45

[@spilledink849]

oooh my god rocktopus the best to ever do it

[@israellai]

Dang are we marathoning these things??

[@cody8743]

yup

[@ybouzl2191]

for some reason, this apparently premiers 2 hours before part one. Is this intentional?

[@AgmaSchwa]

This one is PM, not AM haha

[@ybouzl2191]

Oh, somehow missed that lol. Oh wait, yeah because 12 pm is before 1 pm. Don't know exactly what I was thinking

[@tlatai]

@@ybouzl2191 i mixed up am and pm too if it makes you feel any better

[@KarolOfGutovo]

@@ybouzl2191 tbh it does feel kinda weird that it goes 11am 12pm 1pm

[@ybouzl2191]

EXACTLY

[@kornsuwin]

oh bi

[@dhooth]

6:19:10 don't know about imperfect imperatives, but dutch has past perfect imperatives: "was nou maar naar specsavers gegaan" (lit. "had now* gone to specsavers"; if only you had gone to specsavers) the imperative can be used for other more hypothetical situations. i was watching a nature documentary, this guy picked up a giant bug in the jungle and said "word zo maar eens geboren" (lit. "just be born like that"; just imagine being born as a demon insect)

[@simonnt]

2:13:50 thats actually the bilabial percussive

[@kylienielsen6975]

I did the octo Lang, does anyone know which video or timestamp it is?

[@drakeoh2]

ㅂ룸 merci once again!

[@0Aquamelon]

"I was taught to use S to represent the entire sentence" Agma, no! 🥺🥺

[@LaloMartins]

So they used to be explosives and now they're plosives… interesting. Usually it's the other way around. 🤔 Maybe they were plosives to begin with, then they became explosives, but they regained their plosivity so they're now plosives again? Maybe. Entirely plosible.

[@rextanglr4056]

inflatable hammers

[@MRCSANY]

1:11:35 #ContextIsKing 👑

[@Zoherch]

Cursed Conlangkungkingkang

[@Zyra-Not-The-LOL-One]

wait where did Hyperpona go, i can see it on the spreadsheet but no other mention of it

[@AgmaSchwa]

I think it's in the playlist, but it wasn't a qualifying submission so we didn't include it in the main video unfortunately

[@Zyra-Not-The-LOL-One]

@@AgmaSchwa oh yeah it is there i missed it

[@HaydenR.-it2gh]

Hey ill be gone at 10:20

[@Lucaazade]

Squarelang was not that confusing! 4:28:41 They are pictures. 4:33:00 4:34:50 The numbers are references to positions in the list.

[@HaydenR.-it2gh]

P.m.

[@redsamson5185]

אנה כהלת על שמעת ית מדם סגיאה, זמן דה כי.