SciFi Story - Contingency Plans & We Own the Day (Humans are Space Orcs?|HFY|TFOS869)

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00:00 Intro
00:36 Contingency Plans
09:25 We Own the Day
#Hfy #Reddit #HumansAreSpaceOrcs
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This Story is Classified as HFY , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
This is also a Science Fiction story ,What is Science Fiction?
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Science fiction (sometimes shortened o sci-fi or SF) is a genre of speculative fiction that typically deals with imaginative and futuristic concepts such as advanced science and technology, space exploration, time travel, parallel universes, and extraterrestrial life. It has been called the "literature of ideas", and often explores the potential consequences of scientific, social, and technological innovations.
Science fiction, whose roots go back to ancient times, is related to fantasy, horror, and superhero fiction, and contains many subgenres. However its exact definition has long been disputed among authors, critics, and scholars.
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Taken from Wikipedia
What is Humans are space orcs?
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"Humans are space orcs" is a sci-fi based sub genre where in the galaxy as a whole humans are treated like and or behave such as orcs in our fantasy setting. These traits can be strength regeneration hardiness as well as many others. This sub Genre is closely linked with HFY and Earth is Space Australia. "Humans are space orcs" was made popular by tumblr and has spread to reddit with the aptly names r/Humansarespaceorcs. Humans Are Space Orcs was porpoised by youtuber P.M Seymour bringing it to a new audience.
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[@dulizardglasses3170]

I was dead when it said “knife only run, no damage” that shit will kill resident evil players

[@clausberg8395]

you died! so you one of them now a Zombie.

[@calvingreene90]

In all fairness it was slow zombies.

[@Messywildcat78]

Half of Earth left the next day in search of the scourge.

[@AgroSquerril]

only half?

[@dantreadwell7421]

Well, someone needs to hold the fort. . .

[@neosildrake]

@@AgroSquerril And then there are the children, infirm, pregnant and elderly on top of essential workers. So it's probably more like only 1/3 of the population at max.

[@artbrann]

@@AgroSquerril no vacation time left, gotta wait till next year/cycle/whatever :(

[@AgroSquerril]

@@artbrann a working holiday

[@chrisdefresne3235]

Gotta love the contingency plans of people. Vamps? Check. Werewolves? Check. Zombies? Booyah!

[@danijelandroid]

I would have skipped vamps and werewolves and gone straight to zombies.

[@nexusdrop7863]

I know right? I would have thought an omni kit rather than specialized but humans are space orcs.

[@gmailquinn]

Xenos: we have plans for 5 of them

[@Hellsong89]

@@danijelandroid Both are faster than zeds, so might go for those before you learn more about the pests in question.. Though i would go with general kit with added sub kits based on treat and location. Melee cutting weapon, with enough weight to work some blunt damage, handgun and rifle or shotgun depending on ranges. Just choose magazines based on treat or use general purpose silver jackets with underlaying copper jacket. Effect should be same regardless of the target, though for wamps you need semiauto shotgun with pump mechanism to load different charges when need be or maybe just run with what ever keltech boys have dreamed after doing space mushrooms and meth.

[@curiousangel6321]

Lol could you imagine the jealously of other humans when the news of zombies reached Earth. Laura would have a book and movie deal by the end of the week.

[@arakheno4051]

Not to mention all the "hunting parties" .. looking for infected colonies. Not to mention "new zombie" games.

[@xenoplayspl6239]

​@@arakheno4051 Zombie Hunters - The new and exciting hunting show coming in the next five Standart Cycles

[@TheFoxfiend]

not to mention the esteemed award of "knife only, no damage". Only a small amount of well trained people would go for that.

[@USS_Grey_Ghost]

Kill Zombies as a family bonding trip

[@Kualinar]

We had Tomb Raider. Now, we have Zombies Raider.

[@julonkrutor4649]

Others: Zombies, we are so dead! Every normal, healthy human: This is where the fun starts. How much do i need to pay?

[@AgroSquerril]

shoot em in the head , they stay dead

[@zyanidwarfare5634]

I feel my ideal zombie slaying weapon is what’s known loosely as a “bone breaker” It’s effectively a blade with no edge, just a wedge strong enough to withstand impact with armor and flesh and bone, and it doesn’t cut, it smashes and breaks. Because it has a heavy weight on the end like a mace, and when swung all of that force and weight is focused into the thin point along the wedge causing a very powerful impact on a small area, breaking bones. So yeah, smash and dash

[@enclaveofficerz3245]

@@zyanidwarfare5634 This is where the Fun begins!

[@ravenouself4181]

@@zyanidwarfare5634 I would say that an even more effective weapon would be a simple metal rod. No need to worry about aligning the blade. Just smash and dash. Having a weight on the end wouldn't really be necessary as Zombies have more brittle bones than non-Zombies. The only reason for a weight would be to pull off some fancy moves.

[@ts25679]

Who goes straight to vampires? You always start with "Is it zombies?" whilst trying to keep the hope out of your voice so people don't think you're awful.

[@jacobwerner274]

She had optimism

[@henrypaleveda7760]

While I agree, some people might just ask for what they want to fight first, such is Lara's case.

[@chrisdufresne9359]

My first question would have been "Xenomorphs?".

[@jameson1239]

It depends really vampires are much harder to fight then zombies She was probably trying to rule out the difficult ones first

[@Nyghtking]

Zombies are like nazis in video games, you can kill them without remorse because there humanity was forfeit a long time ago.

[@OurOphis]

If the galaxy advertised Space Zombie killing attractions to humans alot of us will come rushing with out zombie blood hungry

[@PoldaranOfDalaran]

Telling a human that there are zombies outside is probably the best gift you could ever give them.

[@properfunny]

I can almost feel the disappointment in finding out it was only zombies in the first story. I think after that incident we probably shared our hypothetical situations with our allies and then made sure they would be ready. Personally I would try an Ash run, Groovy.

[@t.j.cornett7495]

And this is my boomstick!

[@murphycunningham2465]

@@t.j.cornett7495 grovy

[@GunnyStilgar]

Man, the speed run challenges in the future aren't fucking around.

[@papasult11]

"I'm jealous!!!" -Possibly every human when heard about these Zombies

[@Monster_Ink]

She asked for a medal (achievement) that's basically a challenge... Hell yeah! XD

[@omartian5594]

Kinda surprised Laura did not ask for zombie kill of the week on her medal

[@monstergeek3611]

alien : we don't fear the night human : are you sure ?

[@AgroSquerril]

Human : Here , hold this Alien : Is..... that a bear Human : yes and walks away

[@henrypaleveda7760]

human: you should

[@georgeclueney4419]

@@AgroSquerril About that beer you owe me :)

[@ianhogben3472]

Good we've never been in it

[@bradwolf07]

I love that the human had several contingency boxes for Vampires, Werewolves, and Zombies amongst others. I'm honestly a bit proud

[@calvingreene90]

It appears it took a while to gather together enough vampires for a planetary conquest.

[@robertshank9778]

That first one 🤣🤣🤣... My eldest daughter just graduated 20 mins ago... I feel so old but your stories have eased that 🤣... For the Algorithm...

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm , and good luck to your daughter

[@erushi5503]

I love how Laura have like a stash of items for any situation ahahahaha

[@peekakuchu6878]

Lol how you run through all the possible monsters haha Our armeggedon survival kits

[@AgroSquerril]

be prepared , they said

[@royalcomputer3780]

Keep your faith in god, but keep your powder dry

[@ObservingLibertarian]

9:23 Gamer unironically rises up, earns protier leet achieve, entire league jelly - went looking to up the score, poor General spent rest of his career handing out titles he didn't understand, lulz.

[@neosildrake]

There's this other story, where an alien race has a zombie infestation on their planet and none of their allies want to help them. Then a ship of humans shows up and ask if this is the planet with the Zombies.

[@xDxD-hm5vt]

What is the name, and where can i find it?

[@neosildrake]

@@xDxD-hm5vt I forgot, but I think Aggro Squerril did narrate it.

[@xDxD-hm5vt]

@@neosildrake Okay, thanks.

[@spookywoods]

I remember that story wasn't it like a bunch of space rednecks that first showed up

[@taitano12]

Half a dozen shamblers? In the confined space of a space ship? Wish I was Laura. I'm getting open heart surgery in the next couple of weeks and suffer from sleep apnea; I get winded walking across Walmart. Give me a machete and/or hammer and even a disabled geek like me could handle this. Now, runners? That's a challenge - at least until I recover from my heart surgery. They tend to be a bit smarter and get into the ductwork.

[@AgroSquerril]

good luck with the pump maintenance

[@Kualinar]

Have you recovered well ? I really hole that you did.

[@taitano12]

Oh yeah. I'm fine now. I think I can handle some runners these days.

[@Kualinar]

@@taitano12 Excellent.

[@FedralBI]

For the Slayers who are prepared for every contingency.

[@SpiritWolf209]

Laura is a woman after my own heart.

[@henrypaleveda7760]

yours and mine both

[@ornu01]

On that day, a message was sent to all of human space. It consisted of two words. Space. Zombies. The Scourge ended the next month.

[@AgroSquerril]

lol yup

[@JeRefuseDeBienPrononcerBaleine]

To the sadness of most of humanity and the laughter of the elder as they said "You broke your toy too quickly".

[@ornu01]

@@JeRefuseDeBienPrononcerBaleine If they did it before, we can do it again.

[@JeRefuseDeBienPrononcerBaleine]

@@ornu01 Ya but there is the problem of killing billions if sentient to get the fun back. That and they're not retarded, they'll understand to use boomstick to contain the infection next time.

[@ornu01]

@@JeRefuseDeBienPrononcerBaleine Raise non sentients to be carriers then, and if the other xenos come to understand the joy of zombie hunting, we can start charging them for the pleasure.

[@_zaaya-t-dp_6736]

Zombies! Zombies! Zombies! Zombies! Zombies! Zombies! Zombies! Zombies! Zombies! Zombies! Zombies! Zombies! Space Zombies!

[@aj_the_infamous1013]

Space orcs vs space zombies.... clean up in station corridor 5 - 12...

[@alexs5814]

That caded has life long bragging rights now. all the other humans will be soooo jealous!

[@AgroSquerril]

yup

[@____________838]

I fully expected the meds to state: “Zombie Slayer”

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@SpitfiretheCat16]

extremely disappointed it didn't also say "any%" on it

[@deadlock34]

It said she cleared the whole station. That would be 100%.

[@theredknight3736]

@@deadlock34 100%: Knife only run, no damage. time: 1 hr, 34 min, 22 sec.

[@AgroSquerril]

that would make for a big medal

[@SpitfiretheCat16]

@@deadlock34 knife only damageless s rank all secrets

[@henrypaleveda7760]

preparedness is next to godliness and prep-time can kill anything

[@Jason-sm4oc]

Proper prior prep prevents piss poor performance.

[@henrypaleveda7760]

@@Jason-sm4oc the 7 Ps of success.

[@dantreadwell7421]

Achievement unlocked

[@AgroSquerril]

0.00000000000000000001% of players have unlocked this achievement

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

Ok time to pull out the Emergency Zombie Kit Laura gets excited at the thought of killing Zombies

[@Jason-sm4oc]

Someone is going to have to protect the scourge from complete extermination because if the rest of earth finds out there are none left for them they sure as hell are going to invent some more and these won't be your average galactic zombies, they will be deathworld zombies.

[@siyavuyafamatye380]

Genetically modified alien animals then turned into zombies designed for hunting on a zombie planet created for zombie hunting now that sounds cool

[@xenther6854]

@@siyavuyafamatye380 undead xenomorphs?

[@siyavuyafamatye380]

@@xenther6854 exactly but i don't know what being undead will do to their speed.

[@yomogami4561]

two good stories but the first is such a level of awesome sauce. the military really should have a couple zombie badges [just in case] thanks for the narration

[@grogvaughan5649]

"Our enemies have learned to fear the darkness for the night is ours. We Own The Night!" 2nd Armored Division, Aviation Brigade "Hell's Wings"

[@najroe]

something to show my appreciation and to satisfy the AlGoRiIThM

[@gmailquinn]

First story: best of friends, worst of enemies. Your choice

[@eleethtahgra7182]

I wonder whats the contingency plan for chtulhu.....

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@murphycunningham2465]

Zed run blade only

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

For the Squerril

[@AgroSquerril]

For The Algorithm

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For Argo for the algorithm

[@Jason-sm4oc]

For the fun of it

[@DailyBasicG]

Paused to write this, are there more humans vs space zombies?

[@Sen81222]

I hope so

[@spookywoods]

Yes, a whole colony planet gets infected and no allied will come to help.....enter human rednecks for the best damn fun in the galaxy....cant remember title bit it is an agro story, you might have to hunt for it but it is on here

[@ianhogben3472]

Welcome to the long night xeno It is not surprising you do not fear the night We've never been in it

[@GamingWithUncleJon]

How many boxes does Laura have?

[@AgroSquerril]

as many as it takes

[@timothyswanson8773]

Zombie, werewolf, vampire, probably mummy, nanite or robot Frankensteins, Xenomorphs, ghosts, and Hell.

[@theredknight3736]

@@timothyswanson8773 Hell is just a Chainsaw and and a double barrel shotgun

[@graph4794]

@@theredknight3736 can't forget the BFG 9000

[@shamdonnosnikta9570]

@@theredknight3736 And the Seraph Armor.

[@Navy89SEALs]

Knives only

[@Jason-sm4oc]

100% cleared, no damage taken... that's the way to do it!

[@ravenouself4181]

Aliens: Oh shit, we are about to die. This is hell! Humans: Oh, FUN! *Insert Kenpachi Zaraki grin here* Aliens: Wot? *5 minutes later* Aliens: WOT!? Edit: Humans: EZ

[@WiredTurkey316]

For the algorithm

[@Jason-sm4oc]

For the algebra

[@Mad_Overseer]

For the algorithm!

[@Jason-sm4oc]

Five words for the algorithm'

[@gasydevil6229]

I would've told the general to inform other humans and especially the gaming companies.

[@ironworksdragon6843]

Bob the dragon

[@Jason-sm4oc]

For the Dragon

[@Germlin]

Bob the dragon

[@TheRingerHasAChurchbell]

For the algorithm!!!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@elfeater1760]

For the Zombie Algorithm11!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@calvingreene90]

I admit I would have used a gun.

[@peterburner6486]

FtA

[@AgroSquerril]

For The Algorithm

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

FOR the ALGORITHM

[@Jason-sm4oc]

Seven words written to please the algorithm

[@Kirsten2933]

like 873

[@merlinwizard1000]

160th, 27 June 2023

[@manwiththeplan300]

If the humans in this story wasn't I have a giant computer owned by Cthulhu aliens and they keep on trying to debuff the human beings because they're trying to balance the game all they did was make human beings the magic carp of their simulation because human beings are designed to be tool builders we make things where the mechanics programmers gearheads detectives of the universe what the aliens did was literally took a weapon in nature gave us the ability to use advanced stuff because we built up to that I always thought that the aliens reverse engineered some technology or something from a wreckage or something and alter their society with it and then they reached to the stars and then they start subjugating all the other races because they are retards while human being started off with banging two rocks together we eventually learned how to make arrowheads and then we eventually learned how to make Spears and eventually we learned this this this this and this and this that built that built to something else that built us something else that built to something else and then it branched out and then it built all those things on each branch and those branches branched out and so forth and so on etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc. We literally have more technology than the aliens ever had because we make things we develop things we have something called r&d department where it's basically just testing.

[@ignusthemad3150]

F.T.A

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm

[@Jason-sm4oc]

Algorithm be pleased with this comment

[@Jakes3130]

For the algorithm

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@Mad_Overseer]

For the algorithm!

[@Jason-sm4oc]

For the Zombles For the Derek For Mr Squerril Forty Algorithms For the algebra

[@asandrewsilvaw]

For the algorithm

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@phasepanther4423]

For Lordaeron

[@Jason-sm4oc]

For the Space Zombles For the algorithm