Game of Thrones Abridged #99: Tyrion VI, ACOK

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A thief, a poisoner, a mummer and a murderer walk into a bar, and a bartender says - What can I do for you, lord Varys?

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Lancel rocking Cersei with "American Idiot" in the royal apartments of the Red Keep is a vibe.

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[@lordblackfyre4670]

tywin destroys his enemies so that they cannot harry him, while tyrion antagonizes & lulls his enemies...as you say, he could have just killed Littlefinger & Pycelle. i think this mirrors Chella’s thing with her necklace of severed ears. when Chella defeats an enemy, she severs their ear for the purpose of giving that enemy a chance to avenge their ear, making her existence more threatened & sort of badass in a way. so tyrion collects his necklace of ears, leaving his maimed enemies to bite him in the ass later, like Chella....while Tywin would simply kill them all the way to be done with it, like Shagga

[@faisalkamal4319]

We should destroy our enemies rather than antagonize them

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

Does anyone remember in which episode Schwifto talks about the Foo Fighters playing a surprise concert under a fake name and someone going “I don’t care about the Foo Fighters! I’m here to see the Cheese Mongers. I’m a Cheeseman through-and-through!” because I replay that moment in my mind all the time and have been hunting the episode on and off for months now and can’t find it. It’s driving me up a wall.

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I’m still searching.

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@@fuzzydunlop7928 Good luck

[@ceilingfanenthusiast6041]

Man hahaha I can't believe I forgot about that

[@hendrikmaus3575]

I believe its Tyrion II. where he sends Janos Sylnt to the wall, because the Episode was done live as a surprise at some random Con and the event was booked under a diffent name so thats how he ended up with that comparison. Also sorry if this is no longer needed.

[@ruigerd]

I've caught up to number 99 after discovering this about a month or 2 ago, lockdown is one hell of a drug

[@christophercramp17]

I listened to this while I was drunk. This was a convincing simulation of how it would feel to have an ASOIF conversation with another drunk person.

[@faisalkamal4319]

Tywin and pycelle Better love story than Twilight

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Screw your enemies discreetly -Sun Tzu

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My friend, we need a podcast of ONLY tangents PLEASE

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Nice Rocky reference

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Can't wait until the next one.

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TWoW Prologue Ilyn Payne POV

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

I haven’t felt this uncomfortable knowing about a queen’s bowel movements since ADwD’s Dany chapters. >.>

[@ComradeCommissarYuri]

Sadly I was trying to eat my lunch when that bit came up!!..

[@chuckles3116]

THE MORE SHE ATE

[@zenorus3526]

From 1 to 99 - The madness is growing Alty.

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55:57 LOOOOOOOOL I was cracking up at that burp

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Quality Schwift we had today!

[@robotzombienazy]

Alright how dumb is pycelle for thinking tywin has even a chance to sit on the throne during the end of roberts rebellion. He has no legitimacy, there's absolutely no way people would see him as their king, especially not the nobles many of whom have at least some targaryan blood, though maybe he does too but i'm rather certain that the baratheons have the best claim of any house. He could maybe usurp the throne, his army is probably the least war weary since the rest of the realm was hard at war with itself, but that means he has to take on the combined forces of roberts alliance and Dorne since he sacked kings landing and murdered their family members. The reach and the iron isles are wildcards I could see them go either way but i lean towards them supporting robert for the simple reason of legitimacy. The cards are completely stacked against tywin ascending to the throne but somehow a wise maester is so naive that he belives that it's a possibility?

[@laurab6687]

Brilliant episode! Loved how you ended this one :)

[@bae_ofpigz]

so bummed that I slept thru the livestream. I keep typing replys to the live chat. They’re such a lovely bunch.

[@thayet]

Haha the Shwiki tho. Imagine all the crossreferences

[@anp2514]

I really thought for a moment when you were discussing the disappearance of Tyrek that you were gonna say that some people (meaning Glidus) theorise he’s a horse (because ‘he was last seen ahorse’)

[@untroubledwaters2137]

Yeah...Glidus already made that joke, so good job stealing lol

[@anp2514]

@@untroubledwaters2137 wasn’t trying to steal, just assumed Schwifty would know this was Glidus’s thing but edited to make it clearer for those out of the loop

[@z34n]

@@anp2514 I understood the intention of your comment and it was clear enough to understand you weren’t stealing a joke. Have a good day!

[@edptv3421]

Just missed the livestream... Came home from work, saw the livestream was still going. Logged in, and everyone said goodbye. Well well... Great video anyway. Will try to catch the next one.

[@Billions_and_billions]

I've never before wanted to hear you say the words "Booger Sugar" so badly in my life, yet, I was not disappointed in hearing "Joe Biden" used in an analogy to cocaine. That shit was hilarious!

[@al-qaedagaming6722]

The B.I.G reference at 1:03:10 caught me off guard and this is why I like mr. Schwifty and not that Alt Shift X nerd

[@Jonjzi]

This should have more views

[@willyfred8706]

perhaps for ep 100 you could sprinkle in some in-'depth' analysis of some raunchy fan fiction?

[@renaigh]

you can't get anymore raunchy then Dany & Daario in ADWD

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A very important point made on every political system suffering from the corruption of human egotism; upstanding politicians who speak up on the truly revolutionary ideas for vital change (e.g. on fighting climate change and gross wealth disparity) are gonna upset the power structures, so they get ousted by politicians who benefit from the maintenance of the current framework.

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Finally caught up with this while series :))

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You could do the 100th stream at a time where I can actually join, but that may be too ridiculous * cries *

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I wish to see more🔥🔥🔥 🐉🐉🐲

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Maybe you should ask that Alt Shift X guy to give you a shoutout. I only found out about this channel because youtube recommended it.

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12:10 yessss Rocky horror show

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I wish we had an Illin Payne(audio book listener if u cant tell lol) POV chapter lol

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Quality content

[@largegroupofmales]

I've been listening to the first several episodes and my curiosity is bugging me so i gotta ask if this is still going?

[@ViciousOS]

Guy just uploaded #100 yesterday, so I'd say it's still going on

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Poor Al(liser) Gore! South Park really did a number on him.

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5:01 AltSchwiftX: 10% GoT Abridged, 90% Alt not knowing the word for something.

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Poor cleos Frey #notallfreysareevil

[@despeinado340]

Jesus he's drunk out of his mind lol

[@danchetraru2652]

Ye i wonder who would be that someone to make a pycelle video. Hmmmm, can’t wrap my head around that

[@faisalkamal4319]

Tyrek is a 🐎

[@Marcel442]

Schwifty, what accent is that? I can't place it..

[@postpunk6947]

Australian

[@charlesmcintyre6059]

12:12 wait for it

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What's after 99?

[@montsa]

Whii!

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Schwifter pro

[@didierthesuperstar]

The tangents in this one were dreadful

[@ayourmum8521]

I need episode 100 🙏🙏

[@Oddbisket]

Is this about GOT? Keep listening but the side plays are disingenuous

[@zafferung4440]

Perhaps you could stop spoiling the story?

[@fazediamond5671]

Y

[@Galvatronover]

how about u stop spoiling it for yourself