AM I NORMAL? - Puberty Education At Its Finest | Cynical Reviews

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[@ThatWeirdFinn]

most ppl from Google have a great sense of humour, so that checks out. :3

[@lesteryaytrippy7282]

A true hero that one...

[@dizy7596]

you are just fucking amazing, i dont believe that you only have 64k subs..... You deserve a lot more. Im just waiting to see you get 100k so you do that amazing face reveal as you promised here-----> kzbin.info/www/bejne/qmW1mqudjtpkeNU ( its at 2:34)

[@adolphineatingchildren2641]

Good guy

[@adolphineatingchildren2641]

thank you ❤

[@roseh4878]

"The teenage boys worst enemy...the teenage girl" this is gold

[@maccychee3858]

I wish I could become an enemy to fear lmao.

[@sunflower_ace]

My worst enemy is *everyone*

[@maccychee3858]

@oktopustrainer no problem surrounding yourself with the opposite gender. In fact i think that it's healthy

[@cadenbyrne3979]

*gay laugh in the distance

[@ramdom_assortment]

@MrGhost game No it's propaganda taught by the school system in order to try and destroy free thought.

[@lordquackers5764]

"Get pregnant or bleed." -*Henry VIII*

[@fangus5076]

THis is underrated

[@megamanbrandon]

*Dies*

[@kimmyseon46]

"Stop having girls before I chop off your head Catherine"

[@joeschmo6488]

@@kimmyseon46 stop have girls or i make my own church to divorce you

[@venuspastel445]

SIX is SHAKING.

[@disuko]

“Did I hear someone mention the word... br-r-r-reast?”

[@luizgustavosmolarek4440]

gpoy

[@somethingstuffguy4159]

"AH, I got it!" "Sounds like Janey got it"

[@amirasou1738]

😂

[@malaizze]

@@QuothTheRavenclaw11, that woman was the zookeeper in a poorly zipped up flesh suit.

[@cosmos7499]

It would be a lot different if the roles were switched

[@jollyroman6695]

“Jimmy” has to be the most stereotypical name for an educational movie’s protagonist from that time

[@JimmehRulez]

K

[@doctorvladandhisbluejaysd2802]

Aspen TeaWitch tbh, I don’t know why they don’t use Willy, so we can nickname them wet willy

[@omeloithemarshmallow7663]

That’s why I love it

[@MforMovesets]

"Hey wanna go to see a movie with me?" *BOING!* Star Wars 5 was on.

[@jacknapier8201]

Johnny was too tempting

[@purplesam2609]

"Great Moments in Sex" - ah, yes, my favorite factual book to read with my classmates

[@aliyah8563]

Lol

[@mia-iw6fl]

And I’m the 69th like

[@straydude4566]

I was dying when I saw that.🤣

[@mia-iw6fl]

Amelia Sellers life is hard 😢 I will always remember that moment. When I laughed at the comment. And then I liked it. And then I saw the magic that had happened ❤️❤️❤️🤍🤍❤️ we may not be able to see it anymore, but it still lies in my memory and in my heart 😢😭😢🤧

[@mia-iw6fl]

Amelia Sellers I’m still crying

[@lindsaydale307]

I remember when I got my first period all my mom told me was "you're a woman now and this will happen every month." I was ten. I didn't want to be a woman.

[@CynicalReviews]

I don't blame you.

[@melissaCgreenwood]

Yup I cried for 6 hours, not so much because of the excruciating pain but more for the fact that I was going to have to go through roughly 500 of these in my life time.

[@splotchofpaint2954]

I thought I was dying when mine started and told my mom. She laughed and literally said the exact same thing your mom did. Lol

[@jadecoolness101]

Damn wtf my mother smacked me for staining the bedsheets the first time I got mine.

[@hamstermain8327]

jadecoolness101 I peed the bed until I was 12. Your mom is crazy. My mom just said use the bathroom before going to bed wake up before peeing. I got my period and she washed the sheets and I made my bed again.

[@Rags]

The tragic story of a young boy as he searches for the source of his erections.

[@ethancooper5965]

MAKE A VIDEO

[@FletcherCat]

Oshit, both my favorite doggos

[@sheevinit1490]

Are you guys lovers?

[@oreokitkat7992]

Oh crap 2 doggos

[@InhumanFan98]

Gay sex

[@notmocka]

To avoid the Talk drama, my mother trained me to like reading since i was young, so when I started asked questions,mom just gave me a biology book She's a damn genius

[@CynicalReviews]

That's a smart mom you have there.

[@isaacevilman7586]

Hannah Olivier I never got the talk, however, I grew up in an age of sex-ed and the Internet. Plus I’m gay, so any talk I would have been given would have only been half useful. How am I supposed to get gregnant or get another guy pregante?

[@redloriyellowlori]

god that was a bad idea

[@Tom--pf8ub]

@@isaacevilman7586 PREGANANANT?!?!?!?

[@Zanemob]

My mom did the same except I'm never going to read that. And I love reading!

[@the-real-Lovefist]

The dudes laughing at him in the locker room was probably the most realistic reaction

[@RabbiB0Y]

yeah but not with a real close group of friends

[@ownerofayoutubeaccountnoto5322]

Hopper Games the closer the friends, the harder the laughter. Then there's a nice explanation.

[@davidfl4]

Seriously

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

6:40 that too, I’ve had a fear when taking a shit in school, it’s like ever since middle school and elementary I’m just mortified, like I just go in the stall and have some random dude just jumps on the urinal peaking over and being like YO HES TAKING A SHIT

[@roxassora2706]

As a woman, who has a brother, yeah. A lot of it is true.

[@sjreads7235]

It’s IMDB rating is 6.9. Nobody is allowed to review this film ever again.

[@sardine9008]

Nobody is allowed to like this comment again

[@Jwilhoftstg]

Why do some people not understand that you can't like a comment if it's at 69 likes?

[@harrysb3002]

nice.

[@patrickmascarenhas4414]

@@Jwilhoftstg i don't know.

[@pauladudleycreatfeat]

@@Jwilhoftstg i almost like your comment. But...

[@ulsn3895]

I think that really over enthusiastic guy was the zodiac killer.

[@whoopsydaizy]

I... I like organs, too :^(

[@isaacevilman7586]

T-Ted Cruz?

[@baldrickthedungspreader3107]

Jeffery dharma more so

[@SpockLover27]

Dahmer*

[@drakkenmensch]

That teacher loves organs so much that he has them for lunch.

[@cyanidesmile7263]

So sex Ed hasn't changed much anywhere. "You don't need to know unless you're doing it and you're not doing it so you don't need to know."

[@lokilockness2970]

cyanide smile lol our school was so different we were so well educated about it.

[@JimmehRulez]

I hate sex ed because I know I'm not gonna ever be in a relationship so it's just awkwardness for nothing

[@oscara8454]

We didn't even have it by the time I went to high school. And they wonder why we have one of the highest rates for teen pregnancy.

[@bird2034]

Jimmeh Rulez I mean it’s still very very important for people to learn about it though

[@Nyota7766]

@@JimmehRulez Welp regardless if your going to use that knowledge or no it's good to always to well, well educated so as to not spread any more misinformation than we have right now.

[@shirinkeshavarz2563]

The parents being useless is so accurate i learned everything from school and Wattpad

[@ChickenMccZoe]

You must be a rare breed if you learned something from Wattpad. 😂

[@shirinkeshavarz2563]

ChickenMccZoe 👀😂

[@lastdivantruther]

@@ChickenMccZoe don't you know? Wattpad is a great place to take your daily sex education.

[@YeetZmeN]

How do you learn anything from Wattpad other than that you have no faith in humanity.

[@literallygrass1328]

Tbh it's the only thing wattpad has taught me other than some people are stupid

[@Emoo]

It’s really annoying how they actually teach boys about the physical aspect of attraction but not girls. Like, it happens to us too.

[@caitlinhiggins5122]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Fuck yes. THANK you.

[@elsalovefors]

Scott Cole that’s not true at all

[@wellIhavenothingbettertodo]

@@kccole22 You're just saying that cause you're a guy lmao.

[@sirprize275]

Scott Cole war cry of the incel

[@Paulito-ym4qc]

@@kccole22 Ah yes. That's how it works.

[@MforMovesets]

"Am I normal" depends on the fetish you develop during puberty.

[@jaysvilla]

Lmao your comment is sorely underrated

[@THEGREATPAPYRUSSHOW]

Unless the idea of a woman swallowing me whole is normal then I know the answers to that question

[@sen5466]

Did I hyear someone say brrreast? ( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ)

[@iman.schmol]

HAHAHHA HE SAID bOobYTrAp -every teen ever

[@ratbat1072]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@theworldoverheavan560]

@@iman.schmol lol

[@mysticflower7795]

Im actually physically crying 😂

[@thatoneguy4972]

(0 o \ help am melting \ 0)

[@missironmouse]

This is the most 70s American thing I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂

[@CanImakeamilliondollars]

Guess you never seen black exploitation films?😂😂😂

[@jadahoizer9668]

DarkOniFlames no

[@negentropyagent7337]

@@CanImakeamilliondollars hahahhahhaha🤣🤣🤣

[@sophiewand2380]

Where is the mention of the fact the film doesn’t discuss the issue of girls having sexual thoughts/getting turned on too??

[@PitterPatter20]

The female libido was not invented until five years after this film's release.

[@SpongySweet]

Yes exactly, I was thinking the same thing...no mention to sexual desires/fantasies, masturbation etc...Basically girls' puberty has only to do with getting periods and buying bras hahaha yeah, sure. We're talking about the 70's so I'm not surprised but it still kinda bothers me

[@Hrochnick]

But it did; she talked about waiting a year before "going steady" which I think was intended as a euphemism for popping the cherry... but just seemed a bit awkward and weird and was clearly missed by most.

[@Hrochnick]

@Hollow Shell agreed, not the same level but I was just pointing out that it was mentioned to some degree even if badly, rather than being completely ignored.

[@K.Marie119]

@@Hrochnick How do you come by the idea that "going steady" was a euphemism for sex and not her just saying she didn't want a boyfriend?

[@cosmicjami3]

“Dear Diary isn’t as funny as Am I Normal” B-r-r-r-east Lady: Hold me beer

[@ether2275]

She needs to hang out with the zookeeper

[@missm8067]

@@ether2275 They’re my new OTP.

[@kurinthekitty6842]

No hold me bra

[@grimreefer9324]

“hAhA... oh no.” *slamming sound* That is legitimately hilarious

[@bird2034]

*Beautiful cinematography*

[@ownerofayoutubeaccountnoto5322]

Knuckles would be proud

[@theghosttm8245]

That has so much meme potential

[@diegomonsterenergy862]

as a female, i can firmly tell you that periods are indeed basically black magic i call it moon sickness because that is a lot more cool than the end of a sentence.

[@JimmehRulez]

Lol

[@lapvona]

amber flaaffy that name is awesome

[@hopefulme1123]

Moon sickness

[@daniellasosa6806]

Petition for all women to call their periods Moon Sickness so that guys start thinking we’re all werewolves

[@jedaskane2700]

@@daniellasosa6806 guy here, I support that wholeheartedly

[@cybershadow4112]

"In this job I see a lot of penises....." "Animal penises that is." No matter how hard he tries to recover. I'm throughly uncomfortable. Edit: (How did this get over 400 likes?)

[@whoopsydaizy]

CyberShadow 411 To be fair, when you work with animals it's just not the dicks you see. It's all the genitals and anuses. Penises, vaginas, cloacas, cloacas with penises that pop out, animals with penises that fall off after mating season, animals with penises that don't even bother with the vagina and instead stab the abdominals of their probably-unwilling mates, etc. It's kind of how most parents have seen their children's genitals and have to make sure the child isn't sick with parasites and such. But animals don't grow out of that stage... it baffles me that people don't wipe their dogs arses. I don't want shit or piss on my bed or furniture. If they're not wiped they're not allowed up. Not to mention old dogs often have problems with their bowels, so if you're to squeamish to wipe them you're too squeamish clean up after an incontinent dog.

[@phooper8409]

@@whoopsydaizy It reminded me that I was so used to animals even helping stallions covering mares, birthing lambs etc ...but it never occurred to me it all applied to humans ...and when told it grossed me out totally ...I was so appalled. I was not that young!

[@whoopsydaizy]

PH Ooper I would have loved to see your expression when someone told you that all that animal work translates to humans, too. It was probably of pure horror and then "ew!" right?

[@phooper8409]

@@whoopsydaizy Yep! And I keep this in mind whenever young tell me it is ALL so obvious etc. .. And i tell them...they don't believe you can keep people ignorant easily... ... And religious etc constantly support idea we are not animals.:) Many still do not investigate and accept their embodiment ..we are strange indeed - bright and ... But very, very stupid. :)

[@yakie6992]

Why was I expecting the HA GAYYYYYYYYYYYY joke

[@themaskedmagpie5638]

But did Jimmy ever find his keys???

[@Hopeofmen]

Sadly, no

[@themaskedmagpie5638]

@@Hopeofmen :(

[@CynicalReviews]

Asking the real questions.

[@MerianyaS]

He found something much more fun though...

[@modnarnosrep1822]

I think he found his baseball bat

[@lore5491]

"get pregnant or bleed" I feel that on an emotional level

[@afellowpotato]

I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got

[@juanmarailgun7783]

My wife watched this with me and has this to say: "Get pregnant or bleed" isn't quite periods. "Get Pregnant or bleed and suffer" is.

[@disuko]

One of my friends got her period during science one day. She went up to the front of the room, tapped the teachers shoulder, and loudly yelled “PLEASE HELP CAN I GO TO THE NURSE MY CROTCH IS BLEEDING OH GOD HELP”

[@crakerlol2274]

LoL

[@doodlewithme6299]

My only question is how the class

[@lokilockness2970]

Disuko poor girl that’s the worst when you first get it

[@nekoqueen5524]

@@lokilockness2970 Yeah I'm so glad I got mine when I was home. I was already crying for about 2 hours, I can't imagine going through that in a public space

[@blueismylove3128]

What school has a nurse?

[@Lellowcake96]

The talk the mom gave is pretty accurate for growing up female. Except some just get a box of tampons thrown at them.

[@phooper8409]

My mother was asked by several mothers to even cover the periods and tampons thing ...they couldn't !:( My mother was seen as 'sexually liberated' ..and she didn't hear of oral sex until much later ..ie pretty damn old :)

[@isaacevilman7586]

PH Ooper Of course not, oral is sodomy, only we gays can perform sodomy!

[@isaacevilman7586]

PH Ooper r/woosh Also, what was wrong about my grammar? When referring to a group as a collective while including oneself, the proper way to phrase it is, “we groupname.”

[@phooper8409]

@@isaacevilman7586 lol :( Honestly go to school.

[@isaacevilman7586]

PH Ooper I see you don’t understand the concept of r/woosh. Let me explain, the woosh is the sound the joke makes as it flies over your head. Read my first reply more thoroughly.

[@raymond-reviews]

So are they still continuing the Puberty Cinematic universe?

[@CynicalReviews]

I eagerly await the inevitable Puberty Wars.

[@raymond-reviews]

Cynical Reviews yes when they bring all six puberty stones together.

[@turquoisecrow4513]

Raymond Reviews Acne stone, Masturbation stone, Hormone stone, Boob stone, Sweat stone, Period Stone

[@raymond-reviews]

TurquoiseCrow lol

[@gonzaroa5346]

I love the PCU movies,oscar worthy.

[@LilyAvarA]

The male teacher for the girl edition is like bob ross but for organs instead of painting

[@r.j.penfold]

Painting with organs

[@nazninsultana9248]

Thats so weird of you to say man wtf

[@miucegai]

3:19 "Pro tip, ladies, this means we like you" Me, a lesbian: oh... oh no...

[@jgperes]

He's spreading too much information

[@jefferygoldmann2643]

ꆗꈰꍆꆷꅽꉇꊍꉝꌪꅨꆷꏆꊮꆣꅽꅨꉆꉝꋐꉮꆇꌉꍼꑱꎫꅨꃢꀖꃢꉮꋜꋒꇚꆄꂮꁖꉮꌋꉮꇚꍆ

[@Chicken.]

We must silence him.

[@h.ch37]

@@Chicken. the council has decided your fate

[@bombonthedog3690]

Now we know 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

[@NeonSake13]

" Aaaaa! I got it!" Said no girl ever, when getting their periods. Try "Sonofabitch it hurts! Why am I soaked in blood!? " :))

[@toasterwitch5499]

I just sobbed for like 10 hours.

[@kayla4551]

I was like K

[@alixiria]

The first time I had it it was like "oh" the rest of them are like "FUUUUUUCK"

[@outtathepantry]

I legit sat in the bathroom and cried...

[@alexthebudgie9071]

To be fair, my first period didn’t hurt much and i lost a small spot of blood. Now, however. Blood goes everywhere and it hurts like a bitch.

[@Revolupine]

Ah, pre-2000s sex education. Truly a sight to behold.

[@Shenaldrac]

Still better than what a lot of people are getting today, sadly. Sex ed is still woefully inadequate in a number of industrialized, modern countries, I'm not sure why you think things suddenly got better after 2000.

[@lilchristuten7568]

I had sex ed in 5th grade back in the 90s. It was a straightforward explanation of puberty.

[@darknes4150]

Shenaldrac because now everyone has a phone or computer and can just look up whatever they feel the need to

[@Shenaldrac]

@@darknes4150 That's not sex ed though. That's just being able to look things up... which is actually something you could do before the year 2000, in a thing called a "lye brarry", you can actually see one in this review!

[@Revolupine]

Shenaldrac Oh I know, my own sex ed (at least in school) wasn't great. I was more commenting on the general cheesiness of this, though it's still much less awkward than SOME of the things I've seen!

[@MauLerYT]

When a channel reaches half a hundred k, the reasonable thing to do is talk about these things. I feel edumacated, thanks British doggo.

[@tsar_zo8007]

11:31

[@madcourier6217]

The man, the myth, the Legend.... XD

[@xarshoon7157]

MauLer??

[@lookatthepicture4107]

You Massive

[@mexicanjesus3055]

“They should’ve called him solid jimmy... To distinguish him from the liquid Jimmys” 🤣🤣😭😭

[@JimmehRulez]

Ooga Booga

[@madieferosi]

That part played right as I read this

[@dahedgehog1888]

'Did I hear someone say BRRRREEEEEEEAAAAASSSSSTTTTTTS'. nope, not a nonce at all

[@Mumblejumby]

Wow the new season of Big Mouth looks great!

[@azarishere6442]

Jim's numba 1 fan xD

[@jacobkyle3806]

Jim's numba 1 fan this movie is better than that show lol

[@ChunkSchuldinga]

It definitely looks better, but still fucking shit.

[@Mysteri0usChannel]

Big Mouth is actually quite funny

[@JimmehRulez]

You're impyling big mouth tried to ever have a point other than make you uncomfortable

[@screech4505]

“I gUeSs He TrIeD hiS bEsT.” “NO HE DIDN’T.”

[@PitterPatter20]

Hi Daddy! Today I learned what 'rections are from a nice dog man on the Internet!... yes, I think he did say something about "homosexuloids".

[@sorath1396]

"AH! I got it!" she says so cheerfully. This... this isn't a cause for celebration.

[@adriannawelch7670]

What the actual duck is wrong with our little protagonist

[@autumnrose9655]

I cried when I got mine and my mom said “You should be happy, you’re finally a woman”😒

[@bigclitenergy]

Ugh when I got mine like every female I've ever talked to was so happy for me like wtf I'm suffering susans why are you happy

[@woofwoof6247]

Yeah I cried because I wanted to watch a movie at the movie theatre and felt so uncomfortable and didn’t want to deal with it.

[@Niobesnuppa]

Yeah, I've never met anyone whose first period was a happy time. I cried for hours when I got mine.

[@lilozzy2437]

No girl happily says "AH!, I got it✨" with their first period

[@logan_alexander2006]

Psssh, I did

[@Xehanort10]

Most of them probably just go "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."

[@miqseri]

Some do if they're waiting for puberty

[@justyouraveragecorgi]

@@Xehanort10 My reaction was basically "Ah shit"

[@nazninsultana9248]

I did :

[@natsuki4021]

She's at the age where they *DO* AND SHE *DID*

[@esobelisk3110]

"Am I Normal?" No. No you're not. No sane person, even the most naive of 12-year-olds ask every random adult they see to give them "the talk". Please stop.

[@SomeOrdinaryJanitor]

this is accurate, another point is the talk is largely myth from my experience is that everyone knows whats happening because health education is a thing

[@AmaryInkawult]

Also if they actually did, there would be a LOT of missing kids cases.

[@madi.5898]

Well that's something I would've done tbh...... i'll take my leave.

[@lisemagic208]

Also, why are all the adults so eager to give him answers? I’m all for accuracy and informing kids about their bodies, but a random zookeeper should not be allowed to discuss penis size with a random kid, even if the kid asks.

[@yersiniapestis5237]

@@SomeOrdinaryJanitor Not in 'murica it ain’t.

[@screamingcactus1753]

What I'm wondering is how Jimmy wet his bed without soiling his underwear or pajama pants.

[@azarishere6442]

Screaming Cactus he slept naked and took pajama after weting himself. Witch makes no sense xD

[@CynicalReviews]

PLOT HOLE!

[@arnekrug939]

The bed wet itself.

[@TheKtwStudios]

@@ZenoDovahkiin your comment was one heck of a rollercoaster, lol.

[@TheIronFridge]

He did soil both, but he can produce gallons.

[@antonallholm322]

Who tf goes into the changingroom when someone is in there and says did someone mention the word BRRRRREAST??!!

[@inspiredby624]

sexual predators

[@adriannawelch7670]

Who just goes opening curtains, explaining body types to two girls talking about brrrrrrrrreasts

[@SopsySpirit]

Someone with quite a few problems

[@adriannawelch7670]

@@SopsySpirit true

[@daneroberts1996]

I have a headcanon that she doesn’t even work there

[@Jay_Baumans_Stuntdouble]

Have you noticed that the protagonist in these movies is always called Jimmy.

[@adriannawelch7670]

Or bobby or billy

[@colingznetworkplus4618]

Use a less common name next time

[@hawkmoth7180]

Ah, yes. I, too, yelled 'Ah, I got it!' for all the family to hear when I first had a period. They'd definitely understand what that meant, too. Honestly you could have actual drama about periods without pulling this nonsense. My primary school teacher had her first period early, before any sex ed, and legit thought she was dying.

[@neilxenomorph1225]

I once read a letter,written by 17yo girl during medieval times, describing her periods. In summary she thought she was dying and that god cursed her...for a few years befor she told anyone. Going back to present times, I think sex ed should begin way before the "first blood"

[@michaelstevenson5044]

I love it

[@Niobesnuppa]

When I first got my period, I pulled out my bloodied panties for all to see and proclaimed "Behold! The blood goddess has marked me as a woman!"

[@gillianc592]

My sister was 8 when ahe got her so i can empathize. She also has severe endometriosis but there was nothing they could do then for her.

[@bryancorrell3689]

I bet his mom didn't appreciate the "catcher's mitt" analogy.

[@cdcdrr]

Her mitt is probably catching a lot from him.

[@DirtyMuzzie]

Anyone else notice that the rating was 6.9?

[@Theendman42]

People must of purposely rated it in such a way as to get it to 6.9.

[@CynicalReviews]

Fun fact: that's also higher than Justice League.

[@DirtyMuzzie]

@@CynicalReviews Well of course. That's like comparing a fine Italian parmesan to a string cheese stick.

[@steelhammer3922]

Nice

[@assortedramblings9132]

Ok I know half the comments are about the b-r-r-reasts woman, but that whole scene plays out like a monty Python joke. It all makes so much more sense now

[@PristineMess0906]

Her voice reminds me of the lady with the fake Grail light

[@noodle6852]

0:18 nobody gonna mention he’s basically just planking on top of her..? She got her legs closed.

[@grumpyoldman3458]

It's from a British TV show called The Inbetweeners. They guy finally goes to bed with a girl and hasn't got a clue what he's doing.

[@khatunamezvrishvili6211]

@@grumpyoldman3458 did he not watch porn? We all know it's the most accurate and realistic portrayal of sex. But seriously

[@jedrekjanik4173]

That's the joke mordziaku

[@whoopsydaizy]

Did someone mention the worst b-r-r-reast?

[@theEgirl184]

whoopsydaizy ayyy it’s 69

[@doginhat13]

How has that not become a meme yet

[@afterdinnercreations936]

Ladies and gentlemen, Mary Pop-Ins

[@witchduck2230]

watching this before it gets age restricted

[@CynicalReviews]

It's the next logical step.

[@mistergremm735]

Damn these funky haircuts

[@CynicalReviews]

It's like watching a Sci-fi movie.

[@prettyevil6662000]

The mom in Dear Diary had more trouble saying her daughter started her period than my dad did when I didn't know where pads were in the store and he had to ask a random female store clerk. (I started when I was 9 and had no clue wtf to do. Dad was a trooper.)

[@grumpyoldman3458]

In shops in the UK they labelled as "feminine hygiene", which I thought was deodorants and stuff. I looked under "women's monthlys" but that was magazines. Luckily when I found the right place I had an empty packet so I could buy the right ones.

[@Sirens_kai]

@@grumpyoldman3458 I wish they’d stop calling them “feminine hygiene” lol then maybe I would hate myself less

[@grumpyoldman3458]

@@Sirens_kai For some reason shops won't use the word "menstrual" in their signs, it would make things easier all round if they did.. I hope you can stop hating yourself, you are a valid person who deserves respect.

[@Sirens_kai]

@@grumpyoldman3458 Ty it’s just I don’t identify at a girl so I wish theyd change it

[@grumpyoldman3458]

@@Sirens_kai I don't know if it helps but we bought Grumpling (NB AFAB) some Thinx pants. They were expensive but now they just wear different pants during their period instead of having to buy products every month.

[@piecrust6779]

0/10 the girl automatically knew it was her period the first time. When I first got mine I thought I was dying and it was kinda funny cause my mom bought me a cake when she found out lmao.

[@alymatronicdeeare8265]

I just sat in the bathroom for an hour in shame

[@avery8243]

Lol my mom got me a cupcake

[@purplenurple6278]

Why she buy you a cake??? Huh???

[@scarletrosekat9444]

maybe she was told about it earlier?? idk.. plot hole

[@jas6246]

I’m pretty sure that I thought it was something else the first time and I just dismissed it haha

[@serpenking]

Okay I'm a little baffled that the girl just instantly knew she was having her period and yelled it out when I started it was really vague and I just kinda shrugged and went on with it until one day my mom was like "uh yeah actually you started your period"

[@CynicalReviews]

Earlier in the actual video, other girls were talking to her about it, so she knew it would happen at some point. But yeah the overreaction is just funny.

[@ruths.5544]

​@@CynicalReviews Ahaha ok a bit tmi but its more like the first few times it happens it could literally just be brown stains; every sex ed class I had seemed to suggest that you'd be full on bleeding the first time. So I also didn't know I had my period until my mum told me :x lol. Some weird extra facts to increase one's knowledge of the female body.

[@serpenking]

@@ruths.5544 yeah- I had assumed it would just be flat blood,,,and like,,it wasnt. Awfully bizarre but I just went with it and didn't say anything XD

[@occasionalfan-content4771]

Ruth S. I thought I shit myself the first time

[@Naharu.]

That's basically how it happened to me.

[@FourthDerivative]

Ah, the humble origins of the Am I Normal Cinematic Universe

[@CynicalReviews]

AINMCU > MCU

[@gafeleon9032]

The girl of the "dear diary" one is genuinely good, but the director is awful

[@ErieRosewood]

"...um, you see, she's at the age where they do... and she did!" This was the best part

[@KyleRayner12]

"I guess he tried his best." "No he didn't!" I love the indignation.

[@ansgarsilberberg]

Even better: "Men just know. It'll come to you" - judging from the age difference between father and son, "it" took its sweet time coming to Dad. Probably because he got told "Men just know" as well.

[@grimdark2933]

So i had to stop the video just to Google "The best moments in sex" book. It exists. It was written by Cheryl Rilly and published in 1998. I proves that Jimmy's friend Tony can time travel thanks to magical powers of erection.

[@ColossalRay]

jimmy looks like a skinny version of a young neville longbottom and it makes me uncomfortable that this was made in 79 because matthew lewis wasn't even born yet so it cant be him

[@CynicalReviews]

Now that you mention it, he kinda does, doesn't he?

[@eussii9195]

Thoight it was just me omg

[@isacondini]

that’s literally me at the beginning

[@drannin]

The 1970's were truly a time of wisdom and great cinematography.

[@europaaugust9598]

Nice

[@Funeral_Mannequin]

This depends on what you watched. If you go into the depths of niche films like this you’ll find some nuggets.

[@talonnewton5486]

Sees sticky substance, proceeds to rub his hand into said substance

[@timothydexter9237]

3:46 Him: y pp hrd Her: we are dating now

[@Bumblebee24601]

Better than learning nothing from my Christian private high school Edit: we did have abstinence only programs though /s

[@lilchristuten7568]

Go ask your parents and keep asking until they actually tell you what you want to know.

[@Bumblebee24601]

@@lilchristuten7568 But that's what porn is for

[@lilchristuten7568]

@@Bumblebee24601 Porn doesn't explain puberty it just shows sex.

[@Hopeofmen]

@@Bumblebee24601 It also doesn't explain actual romance.

[@Don-ds3dy]

If there is one thing the I learned from my Christian Private School, hmm, I didn't really learn anything. Besides how to write in cursive.

[@andrea3429]

My common sense is crying in despair.

[@abbywolffe4114]

"Great Moments in Sex" I'M SCREAMING OMIGOD

[@JimmehRulez]

Thats what she said

[@lmao2302]

It's like a watchmojo video in real life.

[@lunar..eclipse]

In 7th grade we had this box where you could write questions anonymously and someone asked about wet dreams. My teacher proceeded to explain them to us using her son trying to secretly wash his sheets as an example. He was in the grade above us and we all knew him, sorry Asher :/ Edit: we were 11/12

[@ranchoth]

The 1970s were, I think, the worst era of fashion choices that DIDN'T involve wearing whatever you'd plundered at cutlass-point.

[@RaithSienar]

Nah, that'd be the 80s.

[@noahw7013]

I know this is from a year ago but this is false, disco outfits absolutely slapped

[@imrenkaur]

"ahhhhh I got it!" was totally how I reacted my first time, instead of panicking in the girls' toilet in my school about the dark stain on my light blue skirt

[@lexiel920]

Toootalllly

[@boopsdoops]

I mean I'm not a girl, so I wouldn't know, but yeah, that sounds like reason for worry.

[@someguyonthenet8550]

0:57 6.9 stars?Are you kidding me?

[@Tonithealtwing]

6.9 stars, and now this comment has 69 likes.

[@Flora_Dawn]

Nice

[@bennycheca9426]

It’s a movie about turning into a adult It has a 6.9 out of ten Heck yeah

[@LateNightPerson]

Nice

[@faafgrego821]

Nice

[@JimmehRulez]

Nice

[@jackkyle8414]

I don't like the look on the dad's face there at 11:45 "Ah, finally time to harvest the child's flesh."

[@ethanrobinson5776]

It’s almost harvesting season

[@willr.1495]

“Honey, time to feed the eternal demon!”

[@dwarvos3110]

I NEED a book or a binder or something with the title: GREAT MOMENTS IN SEX. Actually, I think literally everyone needs one, cause jesus christ, the raw power you would have as you walk into a room with the official book of all historical events in the entirety of sex would just be too much to bear.

[@godofwarhammer7655]

When I first read this titled, I thought it was about autism

[@Ginxwq2645]

The dog in a suit avatar perfectly matches your tone, please DONT CHANGE A THING

[@indiabella2]

I remember reading a book called "Are You There God? Its me Margaret" when I was like 11/12..... yes it's as bad as it sounds..

[@whitneymouse]

Shannon Bee I had to read that for a YA lit class. It is very awkward and it’s been updated multiple times as the....idk what to call it. Technology? XD as ways of dealing with your menstrual cycle has changed. The original references something I had never heard of, but updated ones have texting on the cover and updated references to make today’s youth cringe just as hard xD

[@CynicalReviews]

Ah, so that's were the "Are you there, God?" joke comes from.

[@eerielconstantine5051]

It glorified equating maturity with bleeding and idiotically added god into the whole mix. It was a stupid book for me XD

[@aaronbrown8377]

"It's me Fiona! Now I know, he'll appear!"

[@katherinemorelle7115]

Whitney Elizabeth I read the original with the pad belt. This was in the 90s, so I was plenty confused.

[@micahguillemette3344]

There is literally nothing "fun" or "happy" about getting your periods, especially the first time. It's not fun in any way, it sucks, it hurts and its just a complete hassle. When i first got my period, my dad brought home flowers with a card that said "You're a woman now" and i was like "This is supposed to be a good thing???" Oh and, spoiler alert, it's not and having your periods doesnt make you a woman, it makes you fertile. Also, when my sister got her's, my dad was super happy and my parents were basically mad at me for being real with my sister because "it's not a bad thing, stop saying that!" Spoiler alert! No, having your period is not fun and you shouldn't lie to your kids about it.

[@sadmem1650]

The first time I got my period I got mad over something and my dad was like “I know your hormones are changing but...” I didn’t know whether I wanted to disappear or punch something lol

[@saracoutinho3398]

When I first got my period my mom was like "you're a women now :')"

[@Strawburrrry]

Well it’s good you got it, it means your healthy. Unlike me, and now I need to have blood tests. 😕

[@micahguillemette3344]

@@saracoutinho3398 Sam with my parents...

[@micahguillemette3344]

@@Strawburrrry One of my friends never got hers and i dont think she needed tests, how come?

[@redpandacoding]

"Ah! I got it!" "Sounds like she's got it." That is taken from Monty Python, isn't it?

[@quatreunhuit]

I don't know why I was so happy to see the guys from the previous movie.

[@CynicalReviews]

You were probably grasping for something to be happy about.

[@kassyyar97]

Did somebody mention the word _breasts_

[@friendlydark]

11:43 when i got my first period my parents did _not_ react like this

[@CynicalReviews]

Neither did mine.

[@phooper8409]

I know I was not pleased. Everyone else thought it normal. I was so disappointed ... Until it happened I thought I could ignore the whole thing ... I was shocked everyone else chill. So much hassle.

[@borgkingerei6993]

@@CynicalReviews *hmmm?!*

[@miaclark7625]

I sat there for good ten minutes laughing at them

[@ldblokland463]

"Your body knows what it doing even when you don't" Yeah my body definetly knew what was happening when I had testicular torsion

[@6Six6Six6Bruh]

Oh god i forgot about that. Sam onella had a very sad description of it. Poor guy. Ill intwist them with my mouth

[@vylbird8014]

I too used to be incredibly awkward and sexually repressed. Then a discovered furry smut. Now I'm just regular awkward.

[@JimmehRulez]

Once again Sir, just because you're more confident with furries, doesn't mean you are no longer incredibly awkward.

[@dip.918]

@@JimmehRulez zinger

[@komi-sanmustbeprotected5665]

Have you considered reading the bible? I mean I haven’t cause I know I’m already going to hell but maybe you’d get something out of it

[@vylbird8014]

@@komi-sanmustbeprotected5665 I have. Except Numbers, I skimmed over that. Revelation certainly gives the impression of chemically-aided writing.

[@justafurrywithinternet317]

Hey, umm... I don't get it.

[@Rob-cb3jj]

"It all started when everyone was suddenly interested in sex" Me, an Asexual: doubt

[@JimmehRulez]

Press X

[@aspectacle5589]

True

[@galeforce3192]

Oh, I've been doubting that ever since high school. I was the odd one out to the point that one of the girls in my gym class wondered if I wasn't interested in boys. I did have a crush on one of the guys in my grade, but I had the foresight to recognize that high-school relationships just don't work out.

[@theidkplace7869]

Yo, asexual gang

[@rilmar2137]

I'll eat garlic bread to that, fellow ace

[@felixelgatto]

“What does that mean?” “That you have cancer.” Sorry I really thought that’s what was gonna happen .

[@PristineMess0906]

Dont worry your not alone

[@quetzal6293]

"Did I hear somebody mention the word *brrREASTS* "

[@overworkedcna412]

When I got my period, my mom yelled at me for getting blood on my pants and then told me to suck it up when I started crying. So I mean, I think I’d have preferred the “get pregnant or bleed” talk.

[@sunettas9738]

Yikes, I'm sorry that happened to you

[@SunsetBlvd13]

I literally woke up one morning with my bedsheets covered in blood and lowkey thought I was dying.

[@estherasselin5227]

Haven't all of us girls XD

[@Shenaldrac]

Oh no. *falls in toilet*

[@brentonnoffke851]

I remember being shown this at primary school in 1996 when I was 12. I'm Australian, so this must have been regarded as a classic to be shown to kids worldwide for 20 years.

[@CynicalReviews]

Or there was a severe lack of alternatives.

[@frankie.e.c5055]

Tony's journey is about him coming to terms with the fact he's in love with his best friend

[@xenongaming1992]

I'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR THE COMMENTS ABOUT GAY TONY

[@__________________________Fred]

"PP goes up during show and tell and you are next in line" Boys: *(chuckles) I am in danger!*

[@CalculusDaddy]

8:04 Literally every science/biology/health room in every school I've ever been in in America had one of those charts. They even do that drop down thing and everything lol!

[@jaquelyndixson9813]

The perfect measurement is a brick house 36-24-36.

[@rand0md00d3]

XD

[@FavoretFox]

Only if she’s 5’3”

[@dogscott7881]

Damn, jimmy ain't got nobody to rely on. Maybe learning about sex on the internet really is the only way to do it. WAIT, WHO IS THIS CREEP AT THE ZOO?

[@mummynightmare]

Imagine getting a rating of 6.9 My life: *complete*

[@eepykito]

Oh shit I just realized it by now-

[@Acko_Taco]

Wow Neville Longbottom before Harry Potter was an interesting kid.

[@jackiebrubaker1156]

I was thinking that kid looked like Matt Lewis too! 😂