Am I the Jerk for PRANKING the Prankster who Keeps Ding Dong Ditching My House? - Reddit Podcast

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[@imanartiest]

Story one is not the jerk, thats how you deal with jerks! Fight jerk with pettiness, the second store is just hilarious lol

[@awesomex1031]

Last story: I think this was the strongest case of second-hand embarrassment I've ever felt.

[@KingSteven26]

The readers comment almost killed me "What a funny story to tell your kids about how you met." Yeah sounds exactly like what I would want to tell my kids about how I attracted their mother...😆

[@user-ns8th6sj2j]

So I told the parents if you or your child don't stop immediately, I'll call the police and let them sort it out And I will keep doing this until your child either stops or apologizes

[@iononcantomascrivo]

Story number one: Absolutely NOT the jerk. Prank for a prank. Just based off of his parents reaction, the kid has no respect for boundaries, zero understanding that the word no is I totally valid response as well as a complete sentence and nothing resembling a sense of accountability. If his parents aren't going to teach him right and that there are consequences to his actions, then someone's got to do it. Besides, it was just water. Unless he's the Wicked Witch of the West, he's going to be fine. Also it's not like it was a bucket of blood like in Carrie.

[@posso2010]

Final story - well if your adrenaline is really going and your heart is pumping this could happen due to the rapid blood flow through the body… completely natural as much as it is embarrassing lol

[@shannonmcallister6063]

This has been the funniest, am I the jerk? I've ever heard.

[@QuickManEXE]

Story 1: OP is not a jerk at all. Ding dong ditch is only funny one, maybe two times and if you are younger then 7-8 years old. Otherwise, it is just stupid and annoying. The parents are the biggest jerks here for just brushing it off. I always hate the "kids will be kids" excuse. Its so lazy and stupid. The kid is lucky all he got was a water soaking. Also, the parents had no reason to get upset at the OP too.... tell your brats to stop tresspassing and bothering people. Story 2: A bunch of kids drinking and smoking in the woods generally lead to some shindigs going down, but this was definitely next level. I honestly wouldn't tell any of the locals about it... let them believe what they want to and leave it at that. Story 3: Another case of someone who shouldnt be a teacher... or in this case, a professor. I get assignments need to get done, but that was extremely uncalled for and i personally would've gone to the dean or other higher ups about what was said there. I would not let that slide for a single second. People with that kind of attitude know exactly what they are doing... they just dont care. Story 4: Yeah that old guy was very weird.... im even surprised the OP even said hello to him in the first place, being polite or not. Sometimes it is just best to ignore people in public. Story 5: Not the jerk at all. That co-workers is such a crazy drama queen and major attention seeker. I dont know how much of this can be blamed on pregnancy brain, but come on... claiming to be "victimized" by a baby/toddler like that and then saying "this is how predators start". This co-worker is just a moron and i feel sorry for the unborn child for having to have her as a mother. Story 6: I think something like this story here happens to all guys out there at some points in their lives. A simple fact of nature really. At least the other dance girl was cool about it and seems that things progressed after.

[@MariuigiKhed]

"Kids Will be Kids" Yeah, but adults gotta adult, i can go to work sleepy for a silly tradition that lasts this long. If Kids Will be Kids, then parents gotta parent and tell them to stop

[@TripleD]

Man, that girl really cooked with that "If i was a guy I'd also get hard dancing with you"

[@chavistmack2715]

Great content love this channel

[@anitachiquita70]

The story about the ghosts in the woods brought me back to my youth. I also grew up in a small town and generally there isn't a lot to do just as the OP said. Our town did have a drive in movie and I worked there with some friends as a teen. There was a corn field next to the drive in and a house not too far away from the field. I remember taking trash bags filled with old popcorn and myself and my friends tossing it around in the corn field. This was after the last show so it was late. When the lights went on in the house because of the noise we caused we knew it was time to go home lol.

[@drakofox1362]

Prank wars buddy always start with a small kid

[@BalencedGnu]

Great vid BTW

[@fluffyqueenbee6579]

Story1#:I hate that phrase “kids will be kids” I don’t like it how people untitled parents or people would use that phrase a lot I don’t know what the parents are expecting I don’t really think it’s a thing to do it to all the neighbors that are new they just want an excuse for there son.

[@wowyourhere]

Love the prank great payback

[@nineskies5907]

The batman voice 💀

[@gigglesgaming131]

"this is how predators start" - that's extremely disgusting and ignorant to say. How dare you call a toddler a predator and think that you're in the right for doing so. If you know so much about babies, by the context of trying to birth it with a higher IQ with music and math. You should know the psychological limitations and brain development of said children.

[@Roach-vn6bx]

When I read the thumbnail for the video at first i thought: What would go so wrong over a stupid kid just playing a blatant prank since yes ding dong ditching technically would count as a prank and yes it is annoying but harmless, after I watched the whole of story 1 I would say no, your not the jerk for just clapping back at the kid.

[@carlcheeezer]

So if im correct getting “hard“ is based on blood preassure, so just being scared angry or hell even exercising could do it for you.

[@kano8]

I can relate to the last story. In middle school, I did tap dancing and ballet, being in a tiny country town. This made me the only male who was dancing, so I got forced into doing ballet. After the first few practices and getting hard, I had to go and buy myself some pantyhose. It was a tip given to me by the male instructor. It helps hide it, especially after you tuck it.

[@dylanbarker7415]

Last story you sometimes can’t control it

[@GrandLynx-kp2zi]

That last one was HARD to listen too

[@lunawolf6288]

Story 1 already sounds hilarious but let’s see 🤣 Story 2 that’s crazy Story 3 not the jerk but You should have knocked some sense to her I’m so sorry for you op Story 4 welp People just assume things about you Before knowing you , weird as heck , I would have laughed that off and would have walked off Story 5 no WTH You aren’t the jerk

[@lunawolf6288]

Story 6 Aww that’s a cute ending

[@colonelrobertsjr.7882]

Wow, I mean who returns to work while they're on maternity leave lol. If that's not the definition of an attention seeker lol

[@Brittanyg95]

11:09 I would have said to tick her off wow reallly congratulations 😂

[@jaydensanders330]

Bread🍞🍞🍞🍞

[@christigmc]

Once or twice a ding dong ditch is a funny prank. Once it gets to 4, 5, 6 times, it becomes harassment. The kid pranks you, you have the right to prank him back.

[@bigboymalloy2261]

If my kid is ding dong ditching someone id probably laugh it off but still tell my kid to stop, and if they do it again and get splashed with water im going to laugh my ass off and tell my kid i told them to stop and they didnt listen so this is the consequences😂 Also the last story is horrendous i wouldve jumped off a bridge if that happened to me, but i dont think some people realize the thing between our legs have minds of their own and we cant control when it pops up for a visit we dont even have to be aroused or anything sometimes like in the story emotions like nervousness and shit can make it pop up for a visit it just happens and we cant control when it happens for the most part otger than trying to think of something sad to get it to go away which doesnt work all that well, and its even worse if you are around the person in the stories age so i mean hey atleast he got something good out of it in the end

[@Bob12309-o]

Hi

[@UnknownOfficiaI]

Lol

[@wickedgenx1972]

Story 1… Definitely not the AH! Story 5… Oh no! She is 100% crazy! As the mother of four, being pregnant is not a free pass to be crazy! Women have been doing this since humans started.

[@BalencedGnu]

Hello there

[@raerose2278]

Hello 👋

[@FISHHHHHHHING]

Hallo (I am german by the way)

[@user-wy7ks6jw5m]

I had a little karen moment i think In roblox imposters and roles I help my friend win he was the imposter and when the game end i said I new cyan was the imposter brwon card me a freak and get a life just for helping friend win am I the jerk

[@whatisthis1428]

This narrator is enjoyable to listen to, the other one not so much..imo

[@gigglesgaming131]

Atleast this one doesn't have as many dogshit opinions on these stories as the other. Idk why the original voice guy stopped. Wish he was back.

[@viviennemorgan7217]

I'm sorry but op's not the jerk for pranking the prankster back, the guy who pranked op is the jerk, because that's what he gets.

[@viviennemorgan7217]

So good job to op for pranking him back and he should be congradulated.

[@lunawolf6288]

I laughed at the end of the first story

[@viviennemorgan7217]

@@lunawolf6288 what's the first story's ending.

[@lunawolf6288]

@@viviennemorgan7217 Waterbucket

[@BalencedGnu]

Under 10 minutes 👇

[@ChristianRoberts-gm5jc]

im like 86 WWW

[@mateuzsmccrystal]

No

[@Gacha-strawberry.]

First

[@chavistmack2715]

First