American Dad - Hayley chases Stan

[@stephenking5852]

Context: When Hayley was a little girl, Stan indoctrinated her with the kids of other CIA agents into Project Daycare, which turned them into CIA sleeper agents, until it was shut down because a week of being activated supposedly made the kids lose their free will. Stan activated Hayley because her memories of her training days resurfaced and were leading her down a questionable path Stan opposed, so married her off to some guy he couldn’t tell was gay. Unfortunately, Hayley didn’t say “I do,” until after time ran out, and then Stan learned the truth from his boss: sleeper agents don’t lose their free will, they turn on their handlers, which is Stan.

[@nkdubuisson]

which episode?

[@sonicguyver7445]

I remembered most of that. I forgot though that it was a failure of the programming that made her want to kill him. I thought she was just that upset about Stan forcing her to merry flouncy but obviously straight guy.

[@wwe682]

​@@nkdubuissonHaylias

[@fascinatedbyeverything]

@@nkdubuisson Season 3 Episode 5 I think

[@whiteeye3453]

There is logic behind it

[@ceoofprosciutto235]

I like how the limo driver is so calm during all this

[@brendanf6830]

Didn’t see a thing 😂😂

[@thenewadventuresofhenry6998]

He was the same driver Stan and Roger pranked in Atlantic City. He's getting payback.

[@gamerchosis6666]

@@thenewadventuresofhenry6998 I think that’s a later episode

[@bradredford4846]

Ikr! 😂😂

[@Zak-tk8wv]

Lol

[@pokemondude45]

He really relied on the gun to call for help

[@DgardsGaming]

This is Stan we’re talking about

[@silverstrike5904]

@Sons of Gaming Sometimes, he's as dumb as peter

[@zoidlloyd7736]

He he I thought that was cute. ooh I've history on this ep I'll clue u in

[@Ninja7546]

Guns don't kill people, they call for help!

[@arlettehernandez3145]

😮😮

[@Mokey_MokeyLordofPuns]

I appreciate that the few times Stan does slightly get the upper hand is when she is trying to out muscle Stan. yes she's infinitely more skilled but she's still a teenage girl and doesn't suddenly get stronger

[@dragonflarefrog1424]

She used her agility against an older opponent. Very smart and precise in her attacks knowing she can’t outmuscle the dude

[@kamdaddypurp69]

@@dragonflarefrog1424one it’s a cartoon, and 2 he’s her dad no true parent would try to kill their kid. He clearly was trying to avoid it.

[@dragonflarefrog1424]

@@kamdaddypurp69 Good, she used his hesitancy against him.

[@juliantapia1407]

​@@kamdaddypurp69 If someone with his background doesn't have the training to subdue a target non-lethally, then his training isn't worth shit

[@SkylarThompson-mu1qs]

​@@juliantapia1407oof

[@dylanplumley280]

The way Haley fights is an artform. I want to fight like this one day.

[@daniapfel2825]

Yep

[@briankleinschmidt3664]

It is an art form, but not an effect fight style. If you really want to get into fights, you want to take up boxing. Pugilism is the beautiful sport. And, you can actually subdue someone. Karate and Kung foo won't stand up to pugilism - no matter what they think in Hollywood.

[@AmazingSpider-Man]

Dude, it's a cartoon; she did moves that go against the laws of physics. You will be never able to fight like that, no matter how much you practice.

[@bleacheese9393]

@@AmazingSpider-Manlet people live

[@Cardlimits]

@@briankleinschmidt3664 theatrics are always a phony part of fight scenes, especially when the context is perfect assassination skills.

[@davidschulberg8584]

Remember: most times Stan dies, it's because Hayley's killed him. She's killed him, like, three times in the show

[@jeangrey2788]

I always wondered why Stan gets his ass kicked most of the time. I forget he’s just a weapons expert

[@flakzuludeusex2365]

@varsancton And it show even in his own daughter, maybe that could include Steve in some regard.

[@AmazingSpider-Man]

Hayley's training must have been more advanced than Stan's. Stan didn't even choose hand-to-hand combat as his specialty, he chose guns.

[@jeangrey2788]

@@AmazingSpider-Man yes definitely it would be great to see her be able to keep those moves or even work with Stan once she got out of school but, I know she won’t do it because she doesn’t like guns etc

[@AmazingSpider-Man]

@@jeangrey2788 not only because she doesn't like guns, but also because she'sxa hippie; so she outright hates the government.

[@arrownoir]

@@flakzuludeusex2365 Steverino was a formidable h2h combatant as well, and he only had a few weeks to months of training.

[@rexxer7598]

WAIT A MIN THE LIMO DRIVER IS GETTING PAYBACK! The episode when Stan and Rodger went to Atlantis they pranked the same driver by asking his life story then rolling the window up 😂 now he’s getting payback on Stan by doing the same rolling up the window not listening

[@AmazingSpider-Man]

Oh sweet, sweet payback. 🥲

[@arielbanks5557]

Atlantic City* not Atlantis

[@SYDAirlineEnthusiast]

He doesn’t want to deal with the fight

[@arrownoir]

I like how no sentimental nonsense knocked her out of it except his death.

[@seeleunit2000]

Same here. And let's face it, Stan had this coming

[@marvinhenderson7139]

To think Hailey would be able to fight that well being able to beat her own father in a fight

[@Phentes]

​@@marvinhenderson7139 Hayley doesn't even know that she could fight that well. If only she had the ability to tap into it when she wanted to, she'd be unstoppable

[@SnappyPenguin566]

1:03 "GUN, CALL FOR HELP!" 😂😂😂

[@CodySwainbank]

Stan: gun call for help 😂😂😂

[@AnthonyLeachman-sc6es]

🙂....stan?!

[@scottylewis8124]

Well, that's the story Stan's dead. Good night

[@kirinace92]

byyyeeeeeee have a great time

[@zacharychambers7570]

you said that in the other haylias video

[@scottylewis8124]

@@zacharychambers7570 ah. Yes

[@stoptiktok1691]

I legit just came back from the jacuzzi YT vid

[@daniapfel2825]

Killed by his own daughter

[@Lunaskylette]

Damn she’s good at fighting o.o

[@bandpassmess]

STAN TRAINED HER SINCE BIRTH

[@snakey934Snakeybakey]

Shes in sleeper agent mode

[@jamiemiller1482]

She was kinda like a super soldier in this episode wasn’t she?

[@gamerchosis6666]

@@jamiemiller1482 sleeper agents don’t know about their abilities until the handler activates them. If you want a good movie to watch based on it I recommend American Ultra

[@jamiemiller1482]

@@gamerchosis6666 I’ve seen it, good movie the frying pan scene is really good

[@captainmorgan9399]

"GUN, CALL FOR HELP!"

[@justakid9695]

I keep watching this over and over because in the ending what Stan said was very nice and he really showed that he cared about Hayley.

[@symphonyheart1384]

He only cared about her when he has a gun to his face. All his learn a lesson is a front

[@frickfrack369]

@@symphonyheart1384 yep

[@noneofyourbuisness1679]

Funny how people suddenly care when they have a loaded gun pointed at their face

[@justakid9695]

@@symphonyheart1384 So he doesn't care about her?

[@lowhp_comic]

​@@symphonyheart1384 that's Stan in a nutshell. Even though his intentions are ever so slightly more noble than Peter Griffin's, he'll only apologize and "learn" if he's bested at whatever petty activity he started

[@DragonGoddess18]

Stan sooo deserved this,especially from Hayley.

[@ABlueyFan]

This is why I really dislike this episode, especially this part

[@afarensis9720]

Nothing beats Stan getting beat up after being a dick (same with Peter from Family Guy)

[@hdelmas1]

Hallelujah! Life never felt so complete seeing Peter getting bashed, or Steve getting bashed. 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿

[@c0zyD]

Hes a good person shut up

[@kayd2256]

@@c0zyD he’s a bad person with good intentions

[@Wordlifematt]

I like how Stan’s CIA marital arts training is randomly turned on and off every episode.

[@lancelewis107]

It's like Rachael not taking this as a joke with her brother Seth

[@rickyray2794]

old school american dad was great. i remember watching it while playing burning crusade WoW, blood elf warlock.

[@nochance8825]

I absolutely loved this scene because it’s the first time Hayley is shown as confident, and it makes her 100x more beautiful and terrifying!!

[@naamadossantossilva4736]

Any woman looks hotter when she isn't acting like a hippie.

[@smithsunleashed]

Hayley has always been confident thou

[@Cardlimits]

because it's not her.

[@silverstrike5904]

Too bad steve isn't like that

[@liamroberts1458]

Oh, boner, not now...!

[@Kenobi2890]

Stan had that coming for a long time!

[@silverstrike5904]

Yep, for not doing this to steve

[@percyfan06]

"Yeah, except i'm going to kill you." I don't usually watch this show but.... 😂

[@Kye_is_tired]

I might sound down bad but Hayley looked gorgeous in this scene

[@FionaTrent-uh7vb]

Lol, I thought the same thing😂

[@snakeeyes2551]

I agree 100%. Especially with her hair down.

[@GenericUsername-qp1ww]

*Meg returning from jail* "I'm tough" Hayley: "good joke"

[@brokensilence3268]

Okay but why is this like legitimately awesome fight choreography?

[@white0thunderwhite0thunder71]

And that was the end of American Dad. Roll credits.

[@robbieking4070]

Ceelo Green: Well, that’s our story; Stan’s dead. Goodnight. 😎

[@hdelmas1]

Imagine playing as Hayley and defeating Stan (or as Meg defeating Peter, or both, why not🤷‍♂️), and the final shot leads to credits rolling. I’d pay to see that😫

[@ban66a1]

Meg doesn't need at, just send her to jail and she will kill Peter or molested him

[@g.c.r1539]

I think both is the best option

[@mlpartclub412]

I actually kinda hate bad bad endings. #badtvshowendings.

[@electricbird423forester9]

Same for Roberta and Cleveland

[@BrutalFoX.]

That limo driver super calm , literally me 🤣🤣

[@AnthonyLeachman-sc6es]

😏... stan Smith

[@EbonyYoung-n6k]

THIS IS REALLY GOT TO BE THE ONE OF THE MOST GREAT FIGHTING SCENES EVER!! AND I REALLY LOVED AMERICAN DAD!! YOU GUYS ARE REALLY THE BEST!!❤❤😊😊

[@michaelhuynh4953]

GUN! CALL FOR HELP!

[@yatanogarasu]

Stan finally gets his comeuppance for trying to control Hayley.

[@josiahthompson5906]

I wish Steve would give Francine her comeuppance for trying to control him like stan did to Hayley

[@josiahthompson5906]

Steve doing the same thing to Francine what Hayley is doing to stan here beating her ass badly

[@timdaugherty4014]

How many episodes are there where Stand starts shit and then it blows up in his face in the end?

[@midnightdaze4711]

ALL OF THEM 😁

[@AmazingSpider-Man]

LOL That's pretty much the entire show. 😄

[@jameshope-xj8cw]

The best and funny part is when stan sings the Jewish chair dance song. 😂😂😂😂

[@zacharychambers7570]

I’m curious to know how long Hayley was beating up Stan after the driver closed the window

[@kendremcqueen5506]

Hayley pretty hot in her wedding outfit

[@subscorpion9560]

One of my absolute favorite moments. It’s so satisfying :)

[@John-lp4fy]

Ahh, the path to happiness 😂

[@Imme121K]

Lmao stan was gettin worked on😂😂

[@giraffepuppet4378]

1:03 GUN CALL FOR HELP!!!!!

[@Heeem13]

I wonder if the gun called for help 😂😂😂

[@mossgeorge2001]

Moral of the scene let people be who they wish to be and also Haley can so kick Stan's but in a fight.

[@symphonyheart1384]

Well Stan and peter share the same spot as worst father .but this episode shows how stan is always in the wrong his schemes and ignorance caused harm to many like that man who was an atheist stan literally ruined his life just so he could have a playmate in heaven who shares his misguided views an beliefs. He also kidnapped 3 kids from their parents. Treated his wife terribly he belittles steve so badly that boys confidence is extremely low thays why he is desperate to get laid just to finally prove to stan he's growing up . Stan deliberately destroys the lives around him. Not to mention he's incredibly narcissistic and entitled he wants to be beloved by everyone around him he also cannot handle valid criticism or being confronted to cakked out. I blame his mother's enabling and his father abandoning him. He literally kidnapped men he assumed would hurt his mother but in truth he was clingy an wanted all her attention that's why she fled to another country to get away from stan . Francine doesn't have many friends because of stan an his co trolling conniving views especially where he pretty much spits on her dreams brainwashing her so she wouldn't leave him if she got famous he's also racist. He kidnapped Haley's ex boyfriend because he was black. He doesn't like being proven wrong. Pointed a gun in God's face doesn't take responsibility for his actions

[@itwasntme6833]

Bruh, touch grass. 😭

[@cinthyasilva6261]

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[@kenrickbautista6141]

This episode has always been my favorite from the show.

[@jerelcheek5112]

Who put bars on a bathroom window

[@Ozzie_Mandias]

I'm guessing a lot of grooms have bailed on their weddings before.

[@RollingxBigshot]

In low income communities bars are on the windows to prevent break-ins

[@LaineMann]

Or a better question: who put a hot tub in the back of a limo!?

[@SonySlasher2468]

This is better than Kill Bill! 😍

[@Junior-qq4ge]

Episode: Haylias Airdate: November 11, 2007

[@reimei84]

Seth gets the shit beaten out of him by his sister

[@unknownlizbeth]

Yeahhh Hayley!! Chase down gang til we outta breath 🔥

[@BigGypsyCory]

At 0:01 that could be me and my sister dancing in her wedding when she got married and it was great that the father and daughter are brother and sister

[@2pacshakurShakur-qf6fi]

0:01 the way Roger was looking at the girl 😂😂😂😂😂. He didn't know what to say

[@V10_estate]

Lmao same 😂

[@Takumi_Did_Nothing_Wrong]

Isn't anyone else gonna mention how gorgeous Hayley looks in this scene? I'm really digging the wedding dress and the animation really helps!

[@blairbrown4812]

This is what happens when you can't accept your child for who they are. Sooner or later, their subliminal assassin training from childhood comes to the floor and then they try to kill you.

[@jdng86]

This was the coolest moment on the show, shame it couldn't last longer.

[@erinmingioni6767]

I think she was just playing with him. She could have killed him at any time. She smiled the entire time.

[@vkdkdslhd]

Gun! Call for help!

[@許潤璋]

Reminds me of all the Peter vs Chicken fights.

[@AmazingSpider-Man]

Oh, I love those fights; whenever they happen Peter becomes a force of nature. That version of Peter would make this version of Hayley eat her own crap.

[@ANNIEWINSTON-kk5nk]

STAN his fault he cares you thank you go through your head he go through a lot. He know you better not be a best going to jail and I get you snap out of it.

[@Jon92254]

Hayley don’t make me spare your life because you’re part of the family

[@brodyboes8575]

0:17 When you accidentally spilled your water

[@Sloptire]

0:14 ayo why his hand raised like that?

[@thenewadventuresofhenry6998]

Klause: "Ouuuch!!!" XD

[@kingxd3ath]

I think this is one of the best American Dad episodes

[@SeanChukwuezi]

Gun is basically Rupert in the american dad universe 😅

[@noraabb]

This is so funny because they fight at home while dressed and they’re both smiths so mr and mrs smith anybody? Except it’s father and daughter 😭

[@KaiDecadence]

Haha totally. This episode came out around 2007 and people were still talking about and parodying Mr and Mrs Smith so it makes sense lol

[@ma3mc3mu-X]

Fix that description. The episode is called "Haylias".

[@ABlueyFan]

Anyone notice that the guns in the cabinet were a callback to season 1

[@ANNIEWINSTON-kk5nk]

He was the care about you because he loves you are his soul and a beat who you are killing people it’s not an option. You’re the best daughter.

[@Phentes]

Hayley looks so sexy in this whole scene. Plus the change in her voice is amazing 💪🏼🔥

[@FionaTrent-uh7vb]

This fight scene is fire🤩 Not to mention the cold as ice shot at the end

[@zaecay]

The animation on her dress is beautiful in this scene!

[@nodeloliver6201]

Stan deserved every moment of this.

[@JustJohn505]

i always wondered why Mcfarlen goes the extra mile with american dad rather than family guy. ou can tell on the animation

[@IronMan-tk8uc]

This just proves once and for all that American Dad is far more superior than Family Guy!

[@curiositypiqued6573]

Where TF did Hayley learn to be such an accomplished fighter??

[@Alice-me2qk]

She's a sleeper agent trained by the CIA. Didn't you watch the episode?

[@curiositypiqued6573]

@@Alice-me2qk no Like mk ultra...under a sort of hypnosis

[@djdocdragon428]

@@curiositypiqued6573 something like that

[@ashantiiii_backk4520]

From stan brain wasshing her😅

[@silverstrike5904]

Wish Stan mande steve a sleeper agent

[@juliantapia1407]

Cia training my ass. Stan really was the weakest of these crass cartoon dads 😂

[@professorhulk8259]

The way Haley fights is how Numbuh 362 also fights.

[@connorredshaw7994]

Gun! Call for help! 😂

[@gheradros91]

1:52 Smart guy😅😅

[@qwmx]

Episode description in of the vid is wrong. It's "Haylias".

[@SYDAirlineEnthusiast]

Hayley still killed Stan. Ya, this didn’t work out.

[@uni2713]

Haley got that Red Room training

[@Khyy_]

"Gun call for help"

[@chowderthechef]

RUN!!!

[@lihenbledrgn9567]

Whoa whoa whoa dang lol she showed no mercy

[@spearzum9256]

Why isn’t hayley in the CIA?

[@liamroberts1458]

Because she hates her dad's job.

[@AmazingSpider-Man]

Hayley is a hippie; so, she hates the government. The reason she can fight like this is that she was brainwashed and trained by the CIA against her will when she was little.

[@TheShadowassassin27]

The viewpoint of stan getting hit by Hayley was hilarious 😆

[@Sailorsecretindistress]

Three birds one stone!

[@Junior-qq4ge]

8:00pm The Simpsons Little Orphan Millie 8:30pm King Of The Hill Death Picks Cotton 9:00pm Family Guy Lois Kills Stewie 9:30pm American Dad! Haylias

[@romanenciso8314]

Stan tells the gun to call for help is not calling for help LMAO 😁😂😅🤣😂

[@mikejohn8177]

Id be proud if my daughter did me like that😂

[@mlpartclub412]

Your wife would probably punish her for it.

[@victorstaropoli5286]

Who else feel mercy for Stan in this scene ? He may be extremist but seriously, that’s too much, and Hayley who turned into a psycho and successes do the bad thing but when you want to do bad things so badly, you usually don’t succeed, that’s why monsters and bad guys never win (she was acting like a monster). She killed her own father with no hesitation in cold blood like a monster, that’s unbelievable

[@IsaacBlackBelt]

1:15 Stan I would not mess with Haley cause she kicked his ass

[@kaynowest1261]

You can walk

[@mr.l8723]

For a CIA Agent, Stan got his ass kicked like crazy

[@alberthu9493]

Hayley said no bluefeel fan today on May 31, 2023

[@Benthesuperai]

Homer Simpson would have lost this fight to not peter

[@AmazingSpider-Man]

Yep, Homer would have lost. But Peter would make her eat her own crap if he goes chicken fight mode.

[@ayumiyu657]

Ah yes, my favorite jewish chair dance song, "blabla blablabla bla bla"

[@anthonycrazynessadventures3259]

The driver is somehow chill

[@krampus7520]

Actually this would look neat as hell as a live action 90s movie style sequence

[@amandadixon905]

I love it when stan is clapped and singing Jewish chair dance song blah blah blah blah blah blah blah