The Most Disappointing Watches I've Ever Had

[@bullnose01]

"I didn't have to worry about doorframes. They had to worry about me." The perfect epitaph for U-Boat. 😊

[@terrylarson7596]

"Like wearing a land mine on my wrist".... You slay me man!!!

[@MvG84]

"Why have money for food if you can dress up as your favorite axis power"... I'm dieing 😁

[@michaelcollins2473]

Yeah, I cracked up at that one, too.

[@leandros7662]

Spat my tea out on this. 😂

[@doctorbohr1585]

*dying

[@MichaelWillems]

I am 65 years old so every hour counts, at this stage. After all, how many more years of ball-tingling do I have left? So I value my time. And yet I watched this video, as I watch all Andrew’s others, and I don’t at all regret spending the time. The metaphors are worth it all by themselves, and the watch info isn’t bad either!

[@tanorr1]

I'm 77 and consider watching Andrew's videos time well spent. I intend to live to 105.

[@lumberjack2146]

60s are the new 40’s,

[@valgehiir]

65 in itself is nothing, it's how you feel. If you manage to stay in shape, ver very difficult, 65 is young still.

[@visiondecalee-o4f]

I feel like Terry Pratchett has come back to life and is now a watch blogger. Fantastic new episode to enjoy with my morning coffee!

[@basvleeskruyer]

That is a big compliment.

[@visiondecalee-o4f]

@@basvleeskruyer I really enjoy going down "the other leg of the Trousers of Time" with Andrew

[@alfieakaronaldog]

@@visiondecalee-o4fYou absolute knobber lol. Is Andrew a bit of a gay icon or something?

[@alfieakaronaldog]

@@visiondecalee-o4fYou absolute knobber lol. Is Andrew now a gay icon or something?

[@alfieakaronaldog]

@@visiondecalee-o4fGet a room ‘guys’ 😂

[@localheroEd]

Back with more metaphors than a convention of dyslexic bull fighters. Excellent.

[@RollingShutter]

Absolute banger. Hahahaha

[@barneyrubble9309]

Its why I watch 😂

[@WMIYC]

How long until the M.A.D.1 makes the list? Some the metaphors are very funny. A few of them are more mixed than three blended scoops of harlequin ice cream served on a scratchy double LP spun in an equatorial EDM festival.

[@joewhite6875]

Nailed it. Well done, sir or mam

[@JohnDavidHays]

Uuuuh. That’s a pun, not a metaphor.

[@jimbob119874]

Andrew, I used to enjoy watching your Watchfinder videos, but your AMW videos are next level. It is great to see your personality come through unconstrained, and your scriptwriting is second to none! Even if I manage to kick this expensive habit, I'll continue with your videos for the pure entertainment factor! Best of luck with your new found freedom!

[@dominicminghella6598]

Seconded

[@williamrpetrie]

“The master has failed more times than the beginner has even tried”

[@jh-il5sb]

after a stint in the USAF, I worked as an aviation electrician on various aircraft. the F-4 was the most miserable plane i ever worked on.....thankfully McDonnell Douglas remedied all their mistakes when they developed the F-15

[@neutronalchemist3241]

But it was very cool.

[@watchthedogful]

'You would be better off holding the watch to your wrist with a tape worm' …WTF... where is your head at Andrew? 😂😂 I tune in for the watch insights but leave remembering the humour. Absolutely brilliant 😂

[@mrfld]

This has to be the best watch review video I’ve ever watched.

[@anthonyburee650]

"Ride me like a beach donkey" the best line to date 😂

[@01LTO]

“Inner Italian cruise ship captain” too soon man, too soon… 😂😂😂

[@johnmoorefilm]

I got what turned out to be a faulty medical report, thought my number was up and went out and bought a Breitling Bentley in Harrods. Cash. Then got a call saying “Oh , sorry : we used a child’s blood pressure cuff…you’re fine”….anyone wanna buy a “worn once” Bentley ? Nope? Didn’t think so

[@rickjason215]

“Thicker than a church door.” “If it flies and doesn’t lay eggs.” “Trick your own brain”.😂😂😂. You are a terrific writer and the best voice in watches. I was thinking of buying the Mark XX. It is a boring watch. You talked me out of it.

[@JANTHONYCHANNEL]

Wow, I’m honored to have my ancient IWC review sampled in one of your videos. That was a nice surprise 😊

[@carltonsalmon4273]

Andrew, you’re so enjoyable to listen to. Nice to put a face to the voice of all the Watchfinder videos I’ve watched. And it’s so entertaining to listen to all your metaphors which have me laughing to the very end! Keep up the great work my friend.

[@RichMitch]

Don't worry Andrew, I'm gonna watch til the end, no need to edge us

[@revluc]

“They also engraved the logo on the side like they were expecting it back.” 😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@drnick40]

Andrew, thank you for describing the experiences we are so familiar with in your typically comical way. Makes us feel better.

[@JPLewcun]

Great tongue in cheek humor spot on! All of us have these scratch the itch moments with watches that we regret later- it doesn’t look right or feel right, no tingling! Wanting something and then having it can be two different experiences.

[@Tootler]

Dude this is such a good vid , I’ve done pretty much everything you’ve done , man was laughing my head off

[@EEE_MMM]

Oh we all have our fair share of disappointments, I'm sure-- you just have a better way of putting it into words than most. Great video!

[@joewhite6875]

AM, your roast of the 5711 was so blasphemous. And I LOVED it. Brilliant writing all around as usual.

[@bernardocoto8519]

Thanks for making me feel better about my mistakes. Not taking ourselves too seriously is wise, making others laugh at our mistakes is wizard-like wisdom, but making videos about it to make a living and having Christopher Ward make you a red Bell Canto is godlike...

[@brucekay1806]

Thanks!

[@Silentwitness1978]

We have similar taste it would seem. My first watch was a U-Boat Classico in 45mm, then I went to the Bell and Ross BR01-97, then Panerai PAM312 and then the Speedmaster Moonwatch Hesalite. I sold them all for a 2011 Orange bezel 45mm Planet Ocean which is the right size and quality for me.

[@anonFNanonLN]

Your reviews and commentary are simply brilliant.

[@TheBimmer74]

This had me in stitches! Brilliant episode Andrew!

[@UnholiestJedi]

I come for the humor & watch content & am never disappointed. Glad you've come around on the MoonSwatch

[@briantartell2639]

That was one of the most entertaining watch videos I have ever seen! One thing that I have learned is to never buy a watch without saying it, whether it’s inexpensive or expensive it always looks different on the wrist than it does in photographs. Also, there is no such thing as the perfect watch. Therefore, you need to have several pieces to do certain things one watch for swimming one watch for every day (they can be the same) and certainly one watch for dressier occasions. You sound forever, tormented! It’s certainly a wormhole as well as it is a journey!

[@normsallitt2753]

Dude, your videos are f'n fantastic, and they just keep getting better and better. Keep up the great work!

[@RandallSlick]

A genuinely great script. Whilst watching this film, nay epic, I laughed, I cried, I shat myself thrice before leaving the church. Top work.

[@edjack1993]

As entertaining as ever 😁 Watch buying mistakes are definitely part of the “journey”. One watch that wasn’t a mistake for me is the Hoffman chrono with the royal blue dial that I purchased after seeing it in one of your recent vids. It truly is an excellent watch for the money and a real compliment magnet. Thanks for the tip! 🙌🏻

[@prwoland3750]

So much talent. This video made me think that I could listen you about pretty much anything. Our collecting mistakes are factually super boring (mine are mostly compulsive buying of too many Seikos and one Grand Seiko too far - that wouldn’t please any audience !) but your video is hilarious.

[@AgnesFarnum]

I love my amzwatch watch. That rubber strap combo looks really cool! Been wearing it since last year and love every minute of it.

[@luxehouze]

It's always interesting to hear about the flip side of the luxury watch industry. Sometimes, even the most hyped watches can fall short of expectations!

[@DollarDude]

I always check the ball-tingling index before I purchase a watch

[@arisaga822]

You are fined one homo-suspicion point for violation of the man code.❤

[@stevens1041]

My biggest watch regret--wanted a Tag Heuer Monaco, and bought an Orient square homage version of it instead. When it stopped working in two years, I binned it in shame. Every time someone brings up the brand Orient, I take damage.

[@andrewjackson8089]

You didn’t miss anything. I got a Monaco and it never gave me the fizzy ball feeling. I gave it to my son….he wears it for school 😮

[@skzion2]

I'm stunned that the Orient failed so quickly. They remain in my collection because they seem never to fail.

[@johnm5131]

you'd love the patek, BTW. The way it feels on the wrist is astonishing. I had the opposite feel of the AP RO. I found them to feel "hollow", and could not buy one even when they were on 20% discount, only 10 years ago.

[@AgnesFarnum]

I bought a watch from amzwatch lightly used for my last milestone birthday. Don't wear it as much as it deserves, but not afraid to, either. It's stunning . Good taste, Sir.

[@clubsportlarry4835]

Once again brilliant writing. Can relate to this so much. Great stuff.

[@steveottavaino3804]

I truly enjoy all your work but must say this the best ever and I own 2 IWC Mark XVIII’s. Superlative. Thank you for sharing.

[@QwertiusMaximus]

U-Boat: the Panerai we have at Temu.

[@douglasgilbert1426]

Don't forget about Anonimo

[@petemessersmith3589]

My first Auto was a U-Boat as well. I'm a big guy, though, so it looks normal on my wrist instead of looking like a ladies' watch. I will say they were amazing to work with when I had to get a longer strap.

[@HenriksenDolf]

cracked me up multiple times. great work!

[@Bigheaddonut]

This is probably one of the best episodes!

[@veer14]

If it flies- but doesn’t lay eggs, im into it 😂

[@olafvanes]

Male birds?

[@MijinLaw]

Yeah I'm not gonna judge 🤣

[@rangorango7545]

an absolute blast of a review ! i don't spend that kinda money on watches, and i love all of them, no watch i have disappoints me, except the Orient Star black dial, the bracelet, changed to a white rubber strap, boom! love !

[@steevkeyes]

My regrets similarly occurred early in my collection phase. Buying... - Watches that proved to be too large. - Watches that wear too heavy. - Watches that had excessive complications. - Watches that had poor (obscured) readability. - Watches that had poor accuracy. - Watches with bracelets absent of micro-adjust. Quick adjust is best.

[@undergroundoutlaw411]

Amazing one after another. Each line was perfection

[@a.delome8023]

"I didn't have to worry about door frames; they had to worry about me!" LMAO!!! Seconded as the best line in watch review history. 🤣😂🤣😂

[@SpotlightWatchReview]

LOL that was hilarious as usual. Especially the U-Boat/door frame reference. I once owned and wore a Uboat and loved it, but I knew that others thought it was insane when they saw me. And thanks for the credit at the beginning of the video 👍

[@michaelcollins2473]

I really enjoyed this video. We've all made watch purchases that we came to regret, but you certainly have some doozies in there, lol.

[@richardlocke7264]

lol; brilliant writing! Almost had me in tears. My first "luxury" watch was purchased in 1997 a solid 18K gold Movado 1881 with a 34mm case. It was Swiss and Gold! All watches were smaller then, and I hadn't found the on-line watch community yet. I still have it, it's a little small, but it's beautiful - I got a nice discount and its ETA automatic movement is cheap to service. I value it to this day. It was after all the start of the watch collecting journey. Yes- I know a Rolex and Omega would have been a better choice...But in time I got both of those anyway.

[@mradar5913]

Through laugh and tears, this video helped me realize I dont need every watch I see! Really good one.

[@hiteshdubey9458]

Andrew, your morganisms are the reason I still have internet !!

[@moptopbaku6022]

Another great video. I am.going to use some of your metaphors; they are too good not to be shared. Keep up the good work.

[@RogerHayes-j3f]

Great video, very accurate analysis. In my 4.5 years in the game as a watch collector and enthusiast, I collected a lot from amzwatch I was thinking I was able to get a blue SD but I'm not vip enough, but I'm not giving up. Hehe. Great video.

[@MGDriver99]

Just to let you know, the consistent and inventive subversion of the You Tube norm of referencing the last section as some monumentally climactic denouement is both noted and appreciated. Also "If it flies but doesn't lay eggs..." is a line I may have to pinch.

[@jamesgreig8796]

Hi Andrew, another great and entertaining video. 👍

[@wisamal-hakim5531]

I smile every time a new AMW video drops. The watches are becoming less important

[@hossahunter22]

i don't know whether to cry or wind my watch

[@JerreMuesli]

Thank you for slapping the idea of purchasing the MoonSwatch out of me

[@jackft4800]

Never thought I would hear Huddersfield mentioned in my new favourite watch channel what a day

[@EDStudio7]

Good video. Best advice: never buy boring watches like most aviator ones and also...the Tissot PRX range (!)

[@SusanKenney-x8h]

Yes, I have bought from amzwatch more than once. I even bought a new Omega Speedmaster which came with the fancy box and packaging. I am thrilled with all my purchases here. I would purchase from amzwatch again for sure.

[@user-fe5uh2bi2t]

Thank you for defecating all over two of the watches I currently own and enjoy. Indeed mileages may vary.

[@thejingsan]

Absolutely savage in this one Andrew! Loving it 😄

[@E-jit]

The funniest one so far! My plumbs don’t tingle, they disappear into my abdomen in a good kind of fear of what I have done. Once bitten is not statistically significant.

[@f.h.9606]

Damn, that Swatch burn was nice! "I've seen higher quality material in a landfill.", "... that hate crime of a strap."

[@majedalessa8376]

Fact the lugs on the latest GMT II models 126xxx are actually slightly thinner than previous gen 116xxx

[@cmirl87]

Hilarious watch content as always! My first watch was Seiko 5 SNKL43K1, still wearing it! Many additional purchases since.

[@mtnvalley9298]

You are a real one Andrew Morgan. Thanks for your efforts.

[@historicalplayground]

My successes have been a GMT Sprite and the Tissot Squalette. My fail is a Monaco Gulf. I knew it was wrong and I did it anyway. My neutral was gray dial seamaster 300m with blue rubber. 2 years in.

[@CyberEntertainment99]

Appreciate your brutal honesty! Great video!

[@edzukich]

andrew no one holds a candle to your sharp wit - absolute next level well done

[@PetrolHead1]

You are the Jeremy Clarkson of watch commentary.

[@theitaliangent-fl5gw]

You’re brilliant! Thank you for the very entertaining content!

[@TheBrokeStacker]

Great video. Better commentary. Thanks for the chuckles and valuable insights.

[@dan_t8161]

I own a scaled down 42mm Uboat Classico. It's an amazing piece of craftsmanship.

[@mangabatwands]

When people are saying #amzwatch is a better option for buying a watch,I very much agree!

[@snoogiebug]

Secret rich person time has been a thing since the Fifties. And it’s only 26 hours a day

[@kleitosaliagas5668]

The Brutus asking Ceasar if he wanted to feel a little prick bit had me laughing so much I had to stop the video!

[@JenniferJones-t8f]

you’re literally my comfort person i love you #amzwatch ! I'm saving up for my next watch.

[@mikewysko2268]

The perfect balance of watches and wit. Well done Sir. 😅

[@westonraske8152]

Andrew…. You sir are the king of metaphors! 😂😂. Well done, as always 👍👍

[@grossevernor]

I really appreciate the criticism of the nautilus. When I finally got to try one on, my primary reaction was shock at how flimsy it felt. No doubt that its beautiful, but it didn't have great wrist feel. Same experience with the Moser Streamliner and its beautiful bracelet.

[@mikemurphy8996]

Panerai is a very polarizing watch. It’s loved or hated. I myself do enjoy them

[@WatchWiseUS]

Andrew - I too looked back and dug up some painful memories, but mine consist of frosted tips and shell necklaces.

[@kimchiwasabee]

A date at 4:30 does not ruin a dial. A date at 3 does OTOH.

[@jamieseguin8576]

The Bell&Ross was the same for me, but I solved it by buying the smaller version and love it! The big size is just too big!

[@moonfleet9537]

lol. I had a U-Boat too. Loved the design. It was a 45mm. So more wearable… but still. A monster. Likely useful in a street fight. Luckily, I sold it and lost less than 150 dollars overall

[@jlore6344]

Never take watch advice from Andrew: Got it, Check! Thanks for brightening our day with your disappointments BTW, this was fun.

[@The_Pickle34]

1:23 Rolex GMT Master II 3:39 Some random watch and brand he doesn't remember 4:55 U-Boat Flight Deck 50 7:00 Bell & Ross BR 01-92 9:20 Unbranded homage 10:40 Panerai Luminor Pam 312 12:15 Omega Speedmaster automatic (left field version) 14:05 IWC Mark XVI Automatic (the most boring watch he ever owned) 17:58 Patek Philippe Nautilus 57 11

[@karlsenula9495]

One of my disappointments was the JLC Reverso duoface - was one of my grails. I got to try one on and was stunned by how thick it was and then by the face that you have to 1) take it off to reverse it and 2) then wear it the other way around on your wrist to read it.

[@wingi7722]

Excellent video of an excellent topic - and full of laughs!

[@tylerjames646]

12:28 "I fancied myself as a bit more left field than that." Brother, I was the same way in my early days of collecting. Going for the off versions of popular models didn't pan out so well for me, the novelty wears off so quickly lol. Once I got a "boring" but more timeless watch, I couldn't be happier.

[@Mel-95]

Thank you for the "tingle test." It's even more accurate than quartz.

[@Wintermute-088]

"Nagging at me like an aching tooth that I should really get looked at." As in, all of them? Well done on the new set, mate. Much less distracting to watch.