Angry Birds - Nostalgia Critic

[@justafan9399]

When I watched this in theatres with my brother and his friend, the projector cut out right at the moment where Mighty Eagle began pissing, meaning that we and the rest of the audience sat in complete darkness with the sound of someone pissing and moaning. When the problem was fixed, the scene was replayed. It was a confusing, horrifying, and hilarious mess.

[@loganwolverine5849]

I think they did that on purpose…

[@Dr.Zorafoxlvl3]

Man I heard hearing pissing and moaning in the dark and laughed so hard😊

[@eeveestrainer4677]

Oh my gosh I’m dying

[@Mac14329]

I wish I was there.

[@Thecrims0nfuck3r]

Oh my god.... I wish I had been there. 😂😂😂

[@eatatjoes6751]

I expected them to be a lot angrier. They seem like Mildly Annoyed Birds.

[@Zilkenian_Davenport]

Actually, at first the title was going to be "A bit annoyed birds but not really"

[@RustyyFork]

They became more angry when everyone found out what the pigs were planning

[@theweakestbrazilianmale3398]

Slighty inconvenienced birds

[@petros6013]

False advertising

[@Zoopadoopa23]

Anger isnt always loud and desteuctive, sometimes it can be quiet and destructive.

[@anomalocaris2593]

How has "It's so easy not to try" not become a meme yet

[@WorldWalker128]

You answered your own question. Because "it's so easy to not try."

[@robotboi6740]

WorldWalker128 lol

[@endersdragon34]

Because nobody watched that movie?

[@andrewsmith2107]

Well let's make it

[@randalgraves6979]

Yes

[@fantasticgood5403]

I love how they made Terrence a war criminal it makes him incredibly relatable

[@yellowstarproductions6743]

8:31

[@simple-commentator-not-rea7345]

The funniest joke here is Sean Penn voicing someone who only ever groans in annoyance and apperently did something so terrible they're affraid to talk about it in anger management? So, Sean Penn basically playing himself?

[@tntalchemist]

Relatable in what way....? 😰

[@melodyscorpion6606]

@@tntalchemist you don't wanna know

[@erdemuykan9219]

Yeah that is SO relatble

[@ranelgallardo7031]

This movie was made by the same people that made The Cat In The Hat in 2003. So that should’ve been a warning

[@dododakowski2813]

Ed Edd n Eddy was created by the genius behind "the brothers grunt"

[@aereiq]

You do know that Angry Birds source material comes from Finnish game franchise?

[@zoelindwall637]

Ranel Gallardo there is a angry birds movie squeal

[@azathoth2067]

This is honestly an improvement on the cat and the hat Movie.

[@spencerhansen7435]

@@azathoth2067 no a huge one

[@AdamTheMango105]

Fun Fact: when red says pluck my life in the UK version he says “what have I done?”

[@cesarfernandes2918]

Mango Boi And, when he says *"I NEED SOME ANGRY FLOCKIN' BIRDS!"* in the UK he says *"I NEED SOME ANGRY, ANGRY BIRDS!"*

[@Foxy02016]

The UK were cowards then but us Americans were idiots for watching this movie, then again weren’t we all

[@nikistorey9972]

Foxy 02016 Yeah, we’re all cowards

[@EpicGamerBoi]

@@nikistorey9972 what sound effects are this video and how review on boss baby

[@TobyNo1Awesomeness]

In the UK on Netflix it has the USA version

[@MrGearOfficial]

I did not expect angry birds to be in this movie

[@westonthomas9984]

ooof what are u doing here

[@ShankiaMrsRidiculous]

Hey!

[@goop9539]

MrGear boooogers

[@lukehowe4188]

Hey man this is the first thing I've ever seen you comment on someone else's video.

[@TheWorldsBiggestFan89]

A Sequel has been confirmed for Angry Birds next year....

[@Daviddd16]

Doug from 2018: This movie sucks, and the sequel's gonna be awful! Doug now: The sequel's friggin' hilarious!

[@gracekim1998]

David Cahill wait what?

[@jeremiahhester6408]

Too bad it's underrated.

[@areyouderock]

Because angry birds 2 was better than the 1st one.

[@EdgyZiggy]

@@areyouderock Not much better. It's only alright

[@ranelgallardo7031]

@@areyouderock The people improved

[@saintroddy]

18:31 "You look like you would" wasn't actually a bad joke. Made me laugh a bit.

[@DrDolan2000]

Congratulations. You found the only funny in the movie You get a gold star⭐

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

The delivery was really good

[@who-ny5oe]

Me too

[@honeybun8823]

I mean he really does look like it tho

[@mrrunodan8119]

And the attack to the Pig City is pretty entertaining and funny

[@nakkiperuna5723]

Somehow this movie was funnier in finnish. The voice actors actually tried to make it good.

[@staticaleel5068]

Isn't angry birds made by finnish people

[@nakkiperuna5723]

@@staticaleel5068 Yes, the studio that made the games is finnish but this movie isnt made in finland

[@gracekim1998]

NakkiPeruna oh

[@FlashQuatsch]

Happens with a lot of dubs, I find the Latin American dubs of Aladdin and Hercules to be much funnier than the original dub.

[@SleepDeprivedGinger]

Alex Lupo Ding ding ding!

[@BabyLambCreations]

Anyone remember when Angry Birds (the game) was still popular? Good times...

[@humorusspidermanandsonicvi5780]

I do

[@monsterhunter66]

Baby Lamb Creations I member!

[@infernalbaka557]

I quit playing it since 2014

[@lkotro21]

I played this game before it was birds vs pigs.

[@thecringelord69]

Aah ye olden day ago

[@froakie1404]

This movie is poorly written and doesn’t need to exist, but you can’t deny that the animation is beautiful

[@samkresil6011]

The sequel happened, at least.

[@spookable3873]

Look at dat jiggle, I like the pig animations

[@PurpleBirdProductions]

Well all movies don’t need to exists.

[@comradeemoji9920]

@Mustiboi Salman cough *original sonic Movie design* cough

[@anikmonette2140]

Don't forget about Peter Dinklage's sexy ass voice and the steampunk aeshetic for the Pig's village... The movie is really dumb but I kinda enjoyed it!

[@diamond9030]

8:31 Weird Theory: What If Terrance Is The Monster From Bird Box?

[@kovacs_peter]

That would explain quite a few things...

[@supergamingdoggo9975]

Or he committed genocide on a small town

[@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991]

I- Oh. My.

[@dianaharris4289]

DiamondArmorGaming Another weird theory what if Terrance is actually Reds lost older brother?

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

DiamondArmorGaming YES!!!😂😂😂😂😄😄😄👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@DeletedUserInGreen]

My favorite quote from the NC: “somebody needs to be punished, and with sharp things.” 13:36

[@heyyou4688]

418 likes no comments, i got you

[@queenbean385]

I think you're talking about Julius Caesar :0

[@IsaiahRichards692]

You’d like that, wouldn’t you?!

[@JacobPlatinum]

The do over on Netflix: Allow me to introduce myself.

[@dc_al_coda]

This was exactly what I said when I saw the Porky Pig rap in Space Jam 2.

[@ImmaLittlePip]

I need anger management after hearing the mime saying "Oh my God" The commercials ran that joke to the ground so hard

[@Double-R-Nothing]

ImmaLittlePip I love your profile pic. Huge Fallout Equestria fan here.

[@rainbowbrush8658]

True. They did

[@l0sts0ul89]

I need Anger Management because i'm all the rage!

[@MDWolfe-ks5fu]

ImmaLittlePip “It’s like they say, if at first you don’t succeed, THIS ISN’T FUNNY!” Well said.

[@Yipper64]

commercials can bring a good movie down, and make a bad movie unbearable.

[@gwyndolin5485]

I like to say I enjoyed this movie, if only because of Terence. Even though he doesn't have a ton of screen time, his whole joke always had me grinning.

[@mareeeedensos6348]

He has blood in his wings.

[@SobbleWobble13]

@@mareeeedensos6348 no shit Sherlock

[@yellowstarproductions6743]

8:30

[@mrrunodan8119]

Mmmmmmhhhhhh.....

[@tntalchemist]

I honestly need to see this movie just because of Terence

[@MeleeTiger]

When you realize the other birds can be just as big of assholes as Red, without the justification of anger problems. "hires entertainer to arrive before noon, but holds party so it ends by noon, proceeds to complain that entertainer was late." ...

[@MeleeTiger]

I feel like disgruntled characters in kids films are there for the adults being forced to watch to have someone to relate with XD

[@officialclownbusiness7788]

Is really even anger management problems, or do other birds simply piss him off every chance they get? Victim blaming.

[@morbid333]

Drotopolis That sounds like it was lifted straight from that birthday clown episode of Animaniacs.

[@TheRezro]

Well, that they are douches was sort of the point..

[@ProfessorHeavy1]

I never exactly get the "everyone is an asshole to the main character" trope. Pretty sure Chicken Little already did that and it CLEARLY doesn't work. It ruins the world, the story, everyone's just against the main character because... *plot*

[@ayarriba9093]

A B C JOHN CENAAAAA that legitimately got me

[@LustigelGC]

Cabbage

[@esdrasvelasco5048]

Thor

[@endersdragon34]

I thought that worked great

[@esdrasvelasco5048]

Adachi's cabbage

[@Grim_Sister]

It would have been a lot funnier if one of the pigs just started talking quantum physics and the big one just hushes him because no one understands a word of what he’s saying

[@PoppCulture94]

I always thought that the pigs were the offspring of Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy.

[@AceTheEgg]

dont put that in my head.

[@whyhasgodleftus2115]

Well

[@mikep3180]

Popp Culture mindfuck

[@princessthyemis]

EWWWWW no. These pigs are too ugly even for that!

[@gooeybowser9332]

That makes way too much sense.

[@literalbread937]

I went back to the original game, it has a currency system and five thousand tutorials... Yeah...

[@MeneerMattie]

And now angry birds classic and angry birds space is no longer available for Android in the US. Now I have to APK the games. Rovio is so cash hungry that they put EA to shame

[@ivedonenothingbutteleportb8533]

The only angry birds games that nobody plays are available

[@louise6093]

@@ivedonenothingbutteleportb8533 sadly 😔

[@juandiegotorres9632]

This intro would've been perfect for the emoji movie review

[@Arcktick69]

But the problem is you actually can't make a movie about emojis good

[@joeljames2683]

Juan Diego Torres I agree. I mean the angry birds movie is bad, but the Emoji movie fits the build better.

[@Alexander-hi8bo]

Swap the Arctic Trooper I’m pretty sure it’s possible just not a amazing movie

[@juanesmartinos6455]

@@Arcktick69 Max G of hotdiggitydemon did come up with a pretty decent idea/concept for how the Emoji Movie should've played out.

[@Isaacarthy]

Swap the Arctic Trooper With Angry Birds, at least it has A: A steady colt following, and B: Some incredibly talented animators. With Emojis however, just having smiley faces that you use in texts isn’t enough to sustain a feature length film, plus they don’t have a huge reputation (Unless you’re this person I knew in 4th grade who was emotionally attached to emojis for some reason). That’s what I’d like to say. Thank you.

[@HeilRay]

Huh... I thought they’d be angrier.

[@pronounjow]

HellRay Why would they give you something you expected? Lol

[@harrygoad329]

They should have called it "The Mildly Indifferent Feathered Geometric Shapes With Wasted Voice Talents Movie"

[@filletofish2200]

I'm angrier

[@Evelina_412]

"It's so easy not to try" should be an ongoing thing, it's hilarious...

[@TheGamingTurret]

It could be the next 'big lipped alligator moment' ...

[@mentaya11]

I would love that. The song is great. Each time it popped up, I wanted to just go watch that.

[@ianr.navahuber2195]

i hope this and deadpool become running gags. I am sure deadpool was referring to the "spidey of 60's masturbating" meme

[@evilyoshimaster]

Thing is that final OH MY GOD joke could have worked, IF the mime ACCTUALLY MIMED throughout the rest of the movie.

[@austinhinton3944]

The reason it came out so long after the series height was because it was meant (and failed) to re-invigorate interest in franchise.

[@austinhinton3944]

Nothing. They are like Illumination: Bland, and uninspired. But something I want to say about this NC review is that its remarkably, oh what's the word? Shallow. He doesn't even cover such things as the pigs' weird assless-chaps dance, or this film's oddly high number of "adult" jokes. The only one he comments on is the Fifty Shades of Green gag. That scene of Mighty Eagle creepin' on a bird through binoculars was like something out of a Family Guy gag.

[@darknessbobulus]

I think that's been an issue with nostalgia critic lately. He's seems more focused on making jokes rather than actually talking about the movie. There are better reviewers I found after him like Mysterious Mr. Enter, Alpha Jay and Rebel Taxi that do much better reviews. But I will say this. Nostagia Critic got me interested in watching those other KZbinrs. So I will say he is a good gateway into the review genre.

[@eldermillennial8330]

Failed?

[@gracekim1998]

Austin Hinton oh! I see

[@gracekim1998]

TheDinoKitteh is that supposed to be an insult?😑 you cold hearted human being

[@danielthelevel100]

Blablablablah I want an animated movie about Emojis written by the end of the day! _Since Muse was shot during the production of the Angry Birds Movie, the Emoji Movie ended up being terrible!_

[@GalenNight]

Daniel Ippolito I don’t even think with her help it could have been good

[@M1YAK2]

Nah, Muse would die the moment she attempts to help.

[@danielthelevel100]

*M1YAK2* I guess since the Emoji Movie team thought they could reuse cliches without innovating them, they would kill Muse just like the Angry Birds Movie writer did! Or maybe the blahblablah guy was waiting for that one lazy screenwriter to kill Muse! Oooh, plot twist!!!

[@estevangarcia1089]

BAH! I WANT AN ANIMATED SPIDER-MAN MOVIE BY THE END OF THE DAY! *Muse recovers and the first trailer comes out.* Critic: Effort! Goddamn effort!

[@thetravellingwanderer6923]

The emoji movie is prove that Disney’s CEO’s are just old white guys having a middle age crisis.

[@MegaSoulHero]

I guess you can say this movie made Critic angry

[@richiesahlin6409]

MegaSoulHero Flocking angry if you will......

[@Koridai011]

ANGRY CRITICS

[@pacificgrim4661]

MegaSoulHero Angry Critic

[@camnunes8847]

MegaSoulHero can someone make a angry birds game, but instead of the birds head, it's the channel awsome crews heads, like the critic, Walter, Malcolm, Tamara, and special ones like Santa Christ and ect

[@WeebKingdom]

MegaSoulHero Oof

[@KingPancat]

I actually enjoyed myself thoroughly watching this movie. Oh yeah, it’s definitely bad, but I love this movie wholeheartedly.

[@redtexan7053]

“This is dynamite.” T H A T ‘ S A L O T O F F I S H

[@joshuafilms5944]

Poop

[@wiktoriarynkun3673]

There's fish everywhere. Fish everywhere...

[@filletofish2200]

It's so easy not try

[@dubstepbee6892]

D A M A D G E

[@-mokerly-5984]

Y'know, I just felt increasingly bad for the sad, unhugged bird. It was painful.

[@shwahgamer]

I did that for the first bit, but then he made that super creeper smile after the eggs got stolen and I was like, "Um.... no thanks."

[@jonah2363]

You forgot to talk about the part where yellow says to replace the eggs and starts air humping

[@Jawesomness16]

Jonah I’m sure he already had enough with the bad jokes he was talking about so far that he didn’t even want to try to step anywhere near that area.

[@bbolin5626]

JAWESOMNESS 16 I agree. This seems worse than the Emoji Movie and I didn’t even see this movie (thankfully).

[@davidhamilton1632]

@@bbolin5626 eh the angry birds was nothing compared to the amount of sucking the emoji movie did

[@brandonvelde5774]

@@bbolin5626 Trust me Angry Birds looks like it had been blessed the pope compared to that shitshow.

[@psychologyfacts8117]

i know everybody hates it, as well as the emoji movie but i honestly loved both lol

[@chrsuppe]

And then the sequel ended up being a movie he really enjoyed. This really is the weirdest timeline.

[@ChristopherRuiz24]

So this is Angry Birds Non-Canon Universe or should I says False Timeline

[@bigblackdaddyblue]

Well....better than The Emoji Movie

[@peathedisneyfanmediacorner6160]

Brian Jules AGREES ITS WAYYY BETTER THEN EMOJI

[@wserthmar8908]

Brian Jules Much better

[@docmcmoth]

ya got me there!

[@negaPDN]

That's not saying much....

[@ThiccDaddy007]

That's a really low bar

[@fisho.o5800]

Minecraft the movie coming to you Wait that’s actual happening??

[@dododakowski2813]

The Happening

[@pirategaming3690]

Also fnaf movie

[@risottonero7118]

Nah RoBloX tHE mOVIe

[@BenLogterman]

Or Pong the Movie!

[@an4rk135]

PirateGaming127 , except that was canned

[@SirIkeMedia]

POOP!

[@Urteethfairy]

*CRINGE*

[@BenLogterman]

Laugh at it! LAUGH AT IT!

[@FreeSpiritPaulette]

*YOU’RE EVERYWHERE GET A LIFE YOU CLEARLY DON’T HAVE ONE* 😀 😀 😀

[@SuperHandsomeGuy07]

Ahh yes

[@Lonk2976]

@@FreeSpiritPaulette I've literally never seen them before, you're just being an ass

[@themanbehindthebruhmoment502]

9:58 The single greatest, most well-written line in the history of the Nostalgia Critic.

[@djnorris1572]

😑😑😑

[@СергийТихомиров-в4н]

-A, B, C..... -Cabbage! That got me. :-)

[@josephrowe849]

A, B, C,.... Steamed Hams!

[@BenLogterman]

A, B, C.... Wrong number, sorry.

[@Sonichero151]

Cabbage is funny

[@BenLogterman]

Four!

[@Jawesomness16]

A, B, C,... JOHN CENAAAAAAAAA!!!!

[@thisdraco4794]

I'm surprised you didn't mention Mighty Eagle Rickrolling the audience.

[@BugsyFoga]

The angry birds movie : a movie 6 years too late yet somehow still mange to make a ton of money at the box office.

[@welcometothemetaverse2523]

What's the excuse for The Incredibles sequel? It was good and actually had value to be seen again? Pfft.

[@加州猫主席]

Nathaniel Foga I'm pretty sure this movie wouldn't be any different in quality were it made 9 years ago.

[@killeing]

you see how easy it is to get a movie made BASED OFF AN APP :/ sides to be fair, technically the game is still relevant with new sequels and spinoffs made almost yearly

[@Miglohara]

Welcome to the Metaverse Brad Bird refused to make a sequel unless there was a great story for him to create. So there's your excuse.

[@BugsyFoga]

Welcome to the Metaverse cause people still wanted it

[@thegoodpersonoftune-towne1556]

23:12 - 24:08 given how much flack Doug and everyone else around gives to people like Raja Gosnell, Brian Levant and people like that and their movies, it is good to have him be fair like that. because it does take a lot of work just read some interviews from those people from when the films come out

[@whotfareyouay]

It was not released 9 years later. It was released 7 years later.

[@Sugaprincess2500]

The cool Man 24 STILL too late lmao

[@Sybry605]

That "um actually" was funnier than most of this movie

[@TSwany]

The movie’s animation and everything was pretty great. Woulda loved if they had used the limbless bird styles from the games to get creative with them but that just didn’t happen. The movie had potential but it didn’t live up to it.

[@FakestLoogi]

@King Lightbulb toons isn't that bad

[@ALJ9000]

We were on the verge of greatness, we were 👌 THIS close.

[@tobyisawesome]

Seriously? Just because the birds have limbs?

[@Green_Pix-L]

@@tobyisawesome There's more to it than that.

[@CandiTheWildPig]

Brace yourselves. The sequel is coming this year... *shudder*

[@terranova1203]

Oh God help us all.

[@spence8507]

Eh at least it's the exact same movie

[@spence8507]

No difference

[@NebulaOldChannel]

*It’s so easy not to try*

[@KamisamanoOtaku]

Yeah. Considering I'm one of the many people who enjoyed the first film... wait, is this where it would have been better for me to have hated the first one? I mean, for you, the worst case scenario is that it proves you right. I can actually be disappointed and the last time I looked forward to the sequel to a video game-based film... was Mortal Kombat Annihilation. >.>

[@FacelessCrowd]

“A b c....” “make a good second draft of this movie with good jokes “ “He’s simple minded”

[@matth7108]

Zooming in and reading the studio notes at 3:55 really shows the Critic's insanely high attention to detail. Very nice.

[@geardog24]

"Ladies lets get busy!" Chuck was honestly the best character.

[@marcohidalgo1101]

geardog24 Josh Gad has enough charm to make his character the best in mediocre movies

[@OjamaIndigo]

I'll admit the two jokes that were actually funny to me were the Terrance one and the "you look like you would" joke about the hugging bird. Also Ian and Anthony from the original smosh were minor voices, so that's nice I guess.

[@Chaos89P]

Some of the scenes showed that were supposed to elicit laughs got a snicker out of me. The one that stands out, probably because of your comment, was the "No means no" scene.

[@lunabearsong2043]

I liked the eagle cries Bomb was making. They were hilarious!

[@jacknation1141]

22:23 How dare you say those unholy words.

[@bbolin5626]

Fellow Jack Nation He did say he’s seen much worse than that.

[@SJ_RANKS]

2018: blah blah you need to make a cg animated comic book movie written by next week blah Oh man how am I gonna make a an animated comic book movie good MUSE I got it! Spider-Man into the spiderverse (cheering and applause)

[@hunterolaughlin]

1994: Blah blah blah you need to make an animated film based on Hamlet but with talking lions by tomorrow. Oh man! How am I going to make an animated film based on Hamlet with talking lions any good. MUSE I got it! (Begins typing) The Lion King (audience cheering and applauding) 2008: Blah blah I want a computer-animated film featuring a kung fu fighting panda by the end of the week. Blah How am I gonna make such a ludicrous concept sound any good? MUSE Got it! (Begins typing) Kung Fu Panda (audience cheering and applauding) 2017: Blah blah blah I want an Emoji movie written by the end of the day! Slam! MUSE (Gunshot) It's emojis.

[@bloodood406]

1992: Ra blablabla I want a movie adaptation of Tom and Jerry written by the end of the day! SLAM! MUSE (Gunshot) What happened.

[@Depressedwhale14]

I’m about to be crucified but I didn’t really think spiderverse was that good. Sure it had some great visuals but I couldn’t really get into the story.

[@SJ_RANKS]

@@Depressedwhale14 and you’re free to have your opinion I thought avatar sucked and I’m really not that excited about the sequel

[@gageperuti5519]

2019: BLAH BLAH! You need to do a CG version of a 30 year old musical. Muse. *Blows them up with an RPG* It's Cats.

[@GuyontheInternet525]

I wonder what Ian and Anthony think about this movie

[@CyberLink70]

Mermaid Boy what roles did they take?

[@GuyontheInternet525]

James CyberLink go on IMDB

[@OjamaIndigo]

James CyberLink orange puff bird is Ian boomerang green bird is anthony

[@terminallthe1morbiusstanin371]

Mermaid Boy still better then the Smosh Movie

[@BabyLambCreations]

Still better than Smosh nowadays.

[@venuzbabi08]

I'd love the first viewing or real thoughts for this movie

[@thesalsaguy4395]

Please. We need this. Like, really need it.

[@cthulhufhtagn2483]

"'Gluten-Free Cake'. I mean, what the heck is gluten? Does gluten even exist?" I am in PAIN right now. PAIN. And I'm not even allergic.

[@yellowstarproductions6743]

4:19

[@liamannegarner8083]

In French, Pain has gluten too.

[@ChrisNeufeldMusic]

“A B C JOHN CENA!!” 😂😂

[@ThePathStrider]

Actually, I laughed more at _cabbage._

[@DMCEagles05]

THAT ACTUALLY made me laugh

[@thesite]

AHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE IT MAGGLE!!!!

[@prettypjohnson4970]

"Abc!" "Cabbage!"

[@falstafftavern9879]

I thought it was a good misdirection joke, you wait for 3 or F or Hi. But they just dont respond.

[@offbeat4772]

I guess you could say this movie made the Critic Upset

[@baronofbahlingen9662]

Off Beat Underrated commenr

[@alphalax7747]

Off Beat i dont get :/

[@kgraves2269]

😏

[@damotoneko1500]

A B C D- MY CABBAGES!

[@srtophat9917]

A B C D- Actor: is this my cue? cuz- Director: no, we're trying to make the pigs dumb. surely Critic's won't be angry

[@Roiboi-oi6yz]

A B C D- the dependence of various physical phenomena on relative motion of the observer and the observed objects, especially regarding the nature and behavior of light, space, time, and gravity.

[@Kuriboh1008]

ABC- the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

[@xXLIGITXx47]

A B C D- The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

[@IEataTheSoup]

abcd a b c d A B C D *A B C D*

[@lordkarasu2263]

16:20-i disagree nc, I think the look of horror and instant recognition as opposed to the typical slow to get it is better then your idea, just my thoughts.

[@inkstar7521]

Maybe, I think both NCs joke and the movies joke are as good as each other.

[@jtcomedyYT]

19:59 the swining

[@Chaos89P]

ЯЭⱭЯUM ЯЭⱭЯUM ЯЭⱭЯUM ЯЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭ!!!!

[@lennygebbs8009]

Good one

[@latiosj6528]

lol

[@funnyblog100]

That would actually be funny if the pigs were watching a movie called the swining.

[@Mr.Lubbox-Lobsterlegz1]

Lol

[@jozinek876]

"We're all corporate shills in Hollywood's playground!!!" This actually made me laugh unlike the line in the movie.

[@yellowstarproductions6743]

22:18

[@RobzdaBlade]

He mentioned anime's trend of running late with toast in mouth. I feel like I've been noticed.

[@PikaLink91]

Yeah that anime trend has almost gotten as old as the genious plot setup of a class getting a new transfer student, who then ofcourse turns out to be a special person who kicks the plot into motion, god I am tired of that one. Last time I saw an anime with that trend, I stopped midway through ep 1 and quit.

[@ianr.navahuber2195]

in a recent anme. Magical Gil Ore. the spoof "the running late with toast" trope by having the character late, but eating something like "grilled meat with a grill included" or things like that, And in Magical Girl Site, they spof the "student student" by hving 2 charactes which have already been introduced , get in the same class. The first one is for plot convinience, and the second one killed the first's friend. So when they encounter, one tries to kill the other right in the spot. which leads to an even funnier scene which i won't spoil

[@emmae2520]

-insert senpai-centric joke response-

[@LeontheSmithy]

Ian R. Nava Huber yeah i love it when they parody clicheds like that.

[@PikaLink91]

Guess I will never find out what happens then.

[@king_supreme1102]

Just wait until the sequel.... it’s actually really good

[@jakeystarsuper]

I thought it was cringy

[@samkresil6011]

@@jakeystarsuper I kind of thought the same because Red wasn't taken too serious throughout the film like in the first film.

[@Pizza-gremlin]

The plot is a bird firing lava bombs on a volcano ice island wait that island is melted away by now there operation is doomed by the start it’s made of ice and ice will melt just immediately and be a volcano

[@SleepDeprivedGinger]

The first movie is way better than the sequel.

[@TrojanStrikeAnimations42069]

@@SleepDeprivedGinger I personaly Agree.

[@DandelionE02]

I don't know why I laughed hysterically when he said cabbage

[@DandelionE02]

Daredevil that is the most true thing I have heard all day

[@mariabarajas160]

Lettuce or cabbage

[@emiliesmith5032]

Okokokokokokokokokok Because this is Nostalgia critic I suuuuuper want to say this; Not My Cabbages!

[@DandelionE02]

@@emiliesmith5032 😆 truth

[@laurene988]

Probably the spiteful apathy behind it

[@khamankhoma8232]

I still struggle to wrap my head around the fact this is technically a video game movie. I mean it's a movie based on a game, but I'd still rather it had it's own special category like "mobile app movie". That way at least we could just shelve it together with The Emoji Movie and save what precious little prestige video game movies already have.

[@agentepolaris4914]

Khama Nkhoma this is oscar material compared to the emoji movie

[@blazingcadet104]

Anything is Oscar material to the emoji movie

[@InoMercy]

Angry Birds is a video game. What you play it on doesn't matter, you elitist fuck.

[@khamankhoma8232]

InoMercy Damn, bruh. It's just an opinion. I'm not out here flinging belligerent insults or calling for a dumb fight over a dumb movie. I'm just speaking my mind. If you're so sensitive that this sort of thing offends you, please stay away from comment sections as you're likely gonna be offended a lot by what you read. That's just some friendly advice - take it or leave it.

[@rynemcgriffin1752]

Khama Nkhoma I mean, it could have worked a bit better if it had better writers.....and better everything

[@TheOswards306]

Now we need him to review films like Free Birds, The Nut Job 1 & 2, Alpha and Omega, Hoodwink 1 & 2, Strange Magic, and The Wild Life.

[@eduardodinis4978]

Say what you want, but the Nostalgia Critic intro is extremely underrated

[@darknessmh572]

Exactly

[@godhatesblackcrayonsjesush9862]

Look up his history he thought he was a god making movies and him and his brother fight 24/7 and duck up production

[@sarahwalter7198]

Angry birds movie: kill it before it lays eggs Emoji movie: too late

[@maddieb.440]

It laid three stinkers that 2017 year. lol.

[@QZXproductions]

Maddie B. What were the other 2?

[@maddieb.440]

BigAlsAngryBirdVids Smurfs: The Lost Village and The Star. Not a good year for Sony Animation to say the least.

[@QZXproductions]

Maddie B. It seems like Sony is valuing quantity over quality.

[@Abbaschand]

Calm down, there's a THIRD Hotel Transylvania movie.

[@Jjapanda]

13:51 Surprised he missed "Hamber Alert"

[@benjackson7872]

That’s a good one

[@endergeek236]

Damnit that actually made me laugh out loud.

[@Striljr]

well, if youre gonna review nothing but animated movies you might as well review Hoodwinked Too Hood Vs Evil. Trust me it was really bad.

[@EliseArainai]

Striljr we do not speak of that thing!

[@EliseArainai]

Travis De La Fuente oh yeah, I really enjoyed the first Hoodwinked movie; it was an interesting spin on a classic story, the voice acting and dialogue were fantastic, and as a movie buff, I loved how two of the characters were walking movie references! (The Wolf being a reference to Chevy Chase as Fletch, and Nicky Flippers is basically Nick Charles from "the Thin Man"). Oh, and the yodeling goat still cracks me up to this day XD Is it perfect? No, but I still love watching it! Just... stay far away from the sequel >.

[@Striljr]

yah i didn't mind the first one. flawed but the sequel was total crap.

[@stokesseegers5012]

I like the movie. You didn't have to exercise a lot of brainpower to enjoy it, which was kind of the whole premise of the original game. Something to play while on the toilet or riding in the car.

[@samkresil6011]

8:13 Deadpool: That`s just lazy writing.

[@DrDolan2000]

The whole movie has lazy writing

[@LadyOnikara]

I want a Deadpool bird in one of these damn movies!

[@nintendohandheld9556]

2016 - 2009 = 9 years??? Ok.

[@terminallthe1morbiusstanin371]

Nintendo Handheld that’s 7 Year’s

[@doctorfives]

You live 2 years AGO?!

[@sofiarodriguezsantiago5403]

7 its 7

[@driguesbarcellos]

hahahahahah thanks for this comment bro

[@Bleuf0963]

oof

[@sori_osori_]

Wait, Doug watched 'Girl who leapt through time'? Interesting

[@HawkSlam]

큐베다이스키 I love that film it’s so cool

[@LadyOnikara]

After 2020, that "Hug Trader" will be the richest person (or bird) ever.

[@MetaSynForYourSoul]

24:53 You SOUND goddamn insane??!?!!

[@gabebarnes6814]

12:46 Personally, I would have made the dumb pig disappear with a 500 points symbol above him like when you defeat pigs in the game with a giant explosion noise without a real explosion.

[@justice_art89]

Channel awesome can you review the 1966 batman movie pls for adam west

[@TheHopkinsesOfficial]

the lego fan maker and reviewer Ok, YES. Just YES, That'd be AWESOME

[@LeontheSmithy]

Usually, NC only reviews movies that he dislikes, with rare exceptions like Jurassic Park and Hook.

[@sneakybeaky2877]

That’s actually not a bad idea.

[@RyanRedbird]

All he will do is hate on it like he does on everything else

[@enderlovesbagels101]

Gotta admit at 15:51 when the yellow bird pulled up red just to then continue to yell at him got a chuckle outta me

[@justcarterr]

exactly what i was think- i think this review was a lil too harsh

[@kristofgriffin384]

Did you ever notice how after Frozen, Josh Gad kept being typecasted in movies based on a nostalgic property, for no reason? He was in Pixels. He played LeFou in Beauty and the Beast (2017). And he played the yellow bird in this movie. I think because Olaf was so popular and beloved by many, that they wanted to recreate that same feeling by cashing-in on that. They cast the actor who played him, not realizing that what made Olaf work was: good writing and a good script; actual purpose and meaning in the story; and was genuinely funny. Casting Josh Gad to play an over-the-top character in your movie won't automatically make it good or a success.

[@spacejazz6272]

I agree with your point, but did Olaf really have purpose and meaning?

[@Nico23]

Stephen Barlow nope

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

Stephen Barlow He was based on a Snowman made by Elsa and Anna when they were little, so he is a walking, talking symbol.

[@Mesterius1]

But he doesn't feel needed in the story. It feels like they just threw in that bit about Elsa and Anna building him in the start so they had an excuse to have a comedy-relief snowman as one of the stars.

[@daneyal7162]

That's a very good point...I just hope won't get tired of him as a result, since has proven himself as a good actor.

[@Eldwinn]

That line about gluten was really weird

[@LeontheSmithy]

I think it was the actor just ad-libbing or something because his whole script sounds like him just ranting over stuff.

[@darthpennythewise4723]

What are you saying, gluten doesn't even exist you idiot

[@falstafftavern9879]

I never even heard of gluten until a couple years ago. Now everyone's afraid of something people have eaten for thousands of years.

[@cisnt9244]

It was weird because Gluten is a real thing. It's soy, wheat, and some other bread-like products. And random hipster teenagers ordering "gluten free burgers" and shit really hurts it's representation. If you have something like an ulcer, or Chrone's disease, it can be deadly for you. My dad has a small case of Chrone's, and if he eats gluten he gets really sick.

[@tetsujin_144]

Here's the thing about gluten: First, yes, for most people there is no reason to avoid gluten - for such people going on a gluten-free diet is (as far as I know) totally stupid, pointless, and even counter-productive. There's no reason to avoid gluten if your body tolerates it, you'd just be paying more for worse food. But some people genuinely can not eat gluten. With celiac disease, for instance, each exposure causes auto-immune damage that makes the symptoms progressively worse. It can start out mild but get worse. The whole gluten-free-fad-diet phenomenon is like a double-edge sword. It means more demand for gluten-free foods which means more availability of gluten-free foods. But it also means people start treating "gluten-free" like a joke - I understand why that happens and why it's funny but personally I don't appreciate it. So yeah it's dumb for "everyone" to be afraid of gluten. But talking about "something people have eaten for thousands of years" is kind of meaningless. How long have people eaten nuts, or shellfish? They're perfectly good foods, but some people do get seriously allergic to them. The fact that lots of people enjoy them, and have done so for many generations, doesn't mean *everyone* can eat them.

[@zarinaa1135]

The animation is amazing though. Both the textures and movements. Everything has a feather motif. The whole world looks so soft and pretty. Kill the birds, drain that pool and build me a vacation mansion thank you very much!

[@jameskey4475]

Zarina A113 can’t argue with that ig

[@Mr_Mimestamp]

All I read was “kill the birds”.

[@dododakowski2813]

*WHY DOES THIS BIRDS HAVE LEGS AND HANDS?WHERE DO THEY HAD THEM IN THE MOBILE GAME?EXACTLY! NO WHERE!*

[@sbells272]

Do Dodakowski Changing something from the original source isn't necesarilly bad as long as you make it right. The movie would of been pretty weird if they kept the original designs, at least in my opinion.

[@dododakowski2813]

@@sbells272 But trust me.It would have worked better if they were like in the Angry Birds Toons.

[@Teedgeee]

They're called Angry Birds yet they managed to make Doug angrier than them.

[@nodinitiative]

16:17, since you knows Peter Dinklage. This was also a reference to his Game Thrones character pissing at the edge of the Wall in Season 1.

[@Endriu192]

No. Do not tell me that's a game of thrones reference. Nevertheless, it's still awful, like the Angry birds franchise is pissing on their fans

[@LuxasVTUBER]

*Fortnite The Movie coming to a cinema near you*

[@er_hunt]

Luxra in 9 years

[@Jayry718]

Oh god

[@survivalhh2995]

Your joke gave everyone cancer in the comments section

[@sonicheelygang5869]

The worst part is that could actually happen

[@gayflower900]

In the summer of 2027

[@999lazerman]

The movie came out SEVEN years later Doug, not nine.

[@ScooterinAB]

That's still 8 years too late.

[@demiliomason1565]

That's still "who the fuck cares" years too late.

[@spongeycraftstudios4371]

The game came in 2009. It’s 2018. Therefore it’s 9 years.

[@ignitionpoint2978]

Spongeycraft That's probably why Doug got it wrong

[@gooshinggrannythesoorigina3842]

Except the movie didn't come out this year, it came out in 2016.

[@thesupershinymegagengar2034]

12:41 The best quote I've heard in forever!

[@YassineTorchani-dc2cm]

Why

[@JakeRat-xo2bw]

To be honest I actually expected to hate this film and kind of liked it. It's not really that good, I guess, but i find it to be a good guilty pleasure.

[@zoelindwall637]

John Berchmans angry birds is getting a squeal

[@kindred3152]

When i heard him say it took them 9 years to make this movie after its popularity it reminded me of the slenderman movie and how it made me hit my head on the wall when i heard that it took SO LONG TO MAKE A FAMOUS CREEPYPASTA MOVIE LONGGGG AFTER IT WAS POPULAR.

[@joegreenwell5476]

Kindred 315 I forgot that was coming out.

[@kindred3152]

Joe Greenwell i forgot to untill i watched this video

[@konnorfoxworth9632]

Actually since Angry Birds came out in 2009, it really took 7 years to make it. But nonetheless, the movie absolutely SUCKS!!!

[@lance8398]

Kindred 315 Well for Slender, there was some controversy around his character a couple years back, so it can explain the delay to an extent

[@RowanT]

May 20th 2016 - Dec 11th 2009 = 6 years, 5 months, and 9 days. That is not 9 years.

[@davidbauler3159]

Hush.

[@Annadog40]

Guy9679 Gaming he has never been good at math

[@Roiboi-oi6yz]

Annadog40 yeah Doug is a good review but he sucks a math

[@Kuriboh1008]

Guy9679 Gaming by the time of the movie it wasn't but by now it almost is

[@Supercatandrewman]

It's so easy not to try.

[@scottvgamer1163]

I actually really liked this movie, and possibly more than the sequel (which I did also like).

[@That_One_Gaming_Guy]

Oh why does the mime sound like a gay Ned Flanders

[@nicknickell4785]

That makes so much sense and no sense

[@Grim_Sister]

You mean a regular Ned Flanders

[@TheNexus721]

Stupid sexy Flanders...

[@thisissaah_3536]

STUPID SEXY MIME

[@ALJ9000]

Why? Just, why?

[@fluffking2311]

To add to your already amazing rewrite of the piss-lake joke. Have Red be the first to come to the top, see Mighty Eagle take a leak. Then have the two others come up. Do what you said. Already a 1000% better and that takes... about 5 seconds to write.

[@ciancarberry8581]

13:58 Harvey swinstine.

[@ciancarberry8581]

jeremy ray the pig couldn't fit his massive pun inside the egg.

[@cyber4053]

So... the writers that made the terrace joke made most of the 2nd movie, witch is cool.

[@cyberdance4578]

Bad movie, but I'll admit, had some moments that got a laugh outta me, like the kidnapping joke about the hugging bird EDIT: and the "exotic" thing was also fairly clever due to it being an orgy pile gag.

[@Shifty989]

I was wondering from which movie I remember that eagle character. It was such an out of place character that I'd never associated him with this weird movie.

[@Nordisk11]

Honestly this movie was better than I expected. I could just tolerate it more than people normally could. It's not the best but it's fine.

[@EternalPhoenix33]

Meme Don’t play the game but LOVE the movie, it is friggin’ hilarious 😆😂🤣

[@Mr.Pacario]

I agree--it's actually one of the best movies based on a video game I've ever seen. I think the Nostalgia Critic missed the forest for the trees on this one.

[@Sonichero151]

@@Mr.Pacario *Detective Pikachu would like to know your location*

[@Mr.Pacario]

@@Sonichero151 Haha. Yeah, Angry Birds may just have been unseated by a new champ, even if Detective Pikachu feels less an adaptation of the games and more its own thing.

[@bbolin5626]

Nördisk What’s so good about this? To me this is like an autocompleted movie with gross humor.

[@huntercool2232]

The biggest issue for me was the overall message of the movie. Ok so Red is a guy who has clearly been through some stuff during his childhood and if everyone was still treating him poorly as an adult, him being so angry all the time would be justifiable. But to be honest he really seems to be the one pushing people away and getting overly upset with stuff people have to deal with every day. Frustration and anger is something we all go through. But the movie tries to make us sympathize with him because he feels lonely and has no friends yet at the same he hates everyone and doesn’t wanna be around anyone. Like bro at that point that’s not a THEM problem it’s a YOU problem. The other birds don’t like him because let’s be real, he’s an asshole. Now don’t get me wrong, I love tragic angry characters who are trying to find a balance their place in the world as much as the next person. But at least with other characters such as Hulk we were able to sympathize with him because everyone saw him as a monster and never gave him a chance which is why he is always so angry. Red is just an anger person all the time even when people are clearly trying to be nice to him. The guy really isn’t that tragic of a person because it’s really his fault he has no friends. And when the pigs arrive he is immediately overly suspicious of them for honestly no reason besides them smashing his house. He is the one who sneaks onto the pigs’ boat already seemingly breaking their trust and the birds rightfully shame him for this as the pigs had so far shown them nothing but kindness. However the worst part is that Red was actually right and the birds praise him for this and make him their leader. So what was the message? To be overly suspicious and untrusting towards people because they’re always up to no good? Like Idk man the only part of the movie that didn’t feel scummy was when Red learns to control his anger for a brief moment at the end and that anger is not always the answer.

[@omegaslash777]

And a sequel is coming out next year... I have a feeling that it might be better than the first, but only by a slight amount Edit 2019: And would you look at that, not only is the sequel better, but Doug actually likes the movie

[@DrDolan2000]

By slight, you mean .00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% better

[@aboveaverageazzuen2684]

God is dead, and we have killed her. and the prince of darkness cringes knowing his song will be known as the angry birds' intro song. I would literally spend the price of a movie ticket to watch a man on the screen yell POOP for an hour and a half.... thank dog the cinemas allow booze

[@TJThornberry]

I hate that there was clearly some time and talent put into the visuals and sound with a movie so not worth watching. The voice acting and, more importantly, the writing were more than lacking and it hurts it more than anything else. I'd rather see a crudely animated film that's well written than a beautiful one that's hard to sit through. It's such a damn shame that this makes money while smaller films with heart are dangerously underappreciated.

[@jburnaquatic]

Did you watch angry birds yourself or just this review? I think the film is actually good.

[@OrangePixelJuice]

The film is alright. Critic here brought up good points, but I believe Doug would have said it is at best an okay movie for you and the kids to watch. It wasnt/isn't as bad, as it is played out to be. Jokes and story were okay, animation was pretty good, and it can be annoying at some segments. Otherwise, it's fine. Not as bad as it could have been. Maybe the sequel will be better.

[@LeontheSmithy]

I agree, there was love put into the animation but my god the story, dialogue, and jokes were so bad. I took my nephew to watch this movie (out of his request, plus he needed a chaperone) and the only people laughing at the jokes were little kids. No adults were laughing with the movie. It goes to show you that there was no thought put into the movie because it was going for the lowest hanging fruit, the little kids. It's not a movie I can find adults actually enjoying, which is unfortunate because there were other better films for families to watch like Kubo and the Two Strings, which was a phenomonal movie (and had humor way better than angry birds and it's not even labeled a comedy film) and that movie ended up doing bad at the BO while angry birds ended doing really well at the BO despite being a piece of shit.

[@TJThornberry]

Orange Pixel Studios I felt it was a half decent, middle of the road movie. Not terrible, but certainly not great either. I'm just saying that people should expect and get more out of these. Just because it's a kids movie doesn't mean it can't be funny or clever.

[@harrison1735]

LeontheSmithy A lot of humor aimed at kids is lazy because the writers can assume that even if it’s a cliché joke that’s been done a million times a child audience might still be hearing it for the first time. They’re not motivated to try harder.

[@bigdingus9333]

The only good thing about the movie is the good animation

[@mournfulgiant502]

i agree

[@bigdingus9333]

Yee I got 11 likes

[@MforMovesets]

And people finally have a video reference to draw porn without seeing the movie.

[@Ratciclefan]

Cephalon Oracle agreed

[@ethanethanol5888]

Sony animations is only good at animation.

[@vanessaaiselbrown3521]

15:29 this is what the school choir sounds like to me.

[@M33_happy]

I am now in choir, and I can confirm this