Are Women better looking than Men?! (K-von makes you laugh)

K-von hilariously breaks down the differences between men & women in extreme conditions.
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[@neitskrome4873]

Oh boy!!!! You're killing me😝

[@elitecrow1803]

Only 17 likes

[@ianowens1905]

You forgot the other parenthesis

[@petitepersianperspective3468]

K-VON I have the best half Persian story ever! My bio mom didn’t lie but her mother cheated on the man she called dad!!! I have to keep my mouth shut until my $10k inheritance clears (or not). She may have had me removed. Either way….the TRUTH will be TOLD! Figured it out when my boyfriend’s mom called my bio mom’s nose Persian!!! I thought she lied to me about my paternity. NOPE…it’s Rita!!! Book needs to be written. Collaborate? F*** WTFIsWrongWithUs #HardAsHellToLie 🤪

[@m.k.7630]

I've watched this already Kevan.... Just trying to get this vid to 1mill views! Keep up the good work.

[@ipibbxtra4646]

“Week 4 we have abs because we’re starving” 😂

[@kvoncomedy]

I NEED some week four in my life right now LOL

[@removestress664]

Day 4. Right. Week four was period

[@rn2511]

iPibb Xtra it’s called hunger abs lol.

[@iSpyAtoZ]

Waited for him to say this line.....week 69 and still waiting

[@bageljesus1676]

@Solace Creat not to be that guy, but if youve achieved a healthy body (low-average muscles) and healthy amount of fat, and you start losing calories rapidly, your abs (everyone has abs, or else their body would collapse) will show. Which is the origin of this joke: six-packs on skinny guys are like big tits on fat chicks, they don't count.

[@sittingturtleduck]

see this is how you make fun of people in comedy. no talking shit or *truly* acting better than others, just good ole teasing

[@kvoncomedy]

that's why so many comedians now are so horrible. well; hope to share this and then we get on more shows !

[@Katya_Lastochka]

And how do you tell the difference? I know, if you're white then it's no longer a joke.

[@loganross4774]

???

[@maureenchikeka219]

@@Katya_Lastochka I wasn't offended by anything he said

[@mmawithsubtitles7460]

@@Katya_Lastochka why? The colour of someone's skin is not a factor for a good joke. It really depends on the punch line. For example if it's a rape joke and the punch line is on the criminal than no one cares.

[@dreunnaclack7358]

He really came for all the black women like that 😂

[@rosedalinevaletine6931]

Dredreanime 69 No, just the ones that wear weaves.

[@maureenchikeka219]

@N S Lool, errr, no it wont....the shrinkages will be MAJOR, and don't even get me started on the tangles lol, well except someone salvaged a spray bottle, some coconut oil, and conditioner....which I doubt lool

[@darkmuladar]

I'm glad he did. Take that costume off and be you.

[@pm2598]

you all took this joke way to seriously

[@replygirlcom]

@@maureenchikeka219 I would have that coconut oil with conditioner spray bottle clutched with both hands while yelling to my husband..."Babe, save the kids! I have the coconut oil and conditioner. Just save the damn kids!" LOL.

[@thatonedog819]

As a woman, I agree.

[@kvoncomedy]

ok good. because a lot of people will be posting hate messages under this. u can fight them

[@user-ly7rg3ll4o]

Damn right life is hard

[@abisamraj4408]

Ok lesbian madam

[@Menstral]

Women have their easy life on the backs of men.

[@yujibell]

Why do some women say shit like "as a woman i agree" to male opinions and be like the "quirkier and better than other girls" girl but if a guy agrees to an opinion a girl holds he's a simp and a white knight big yikes

[@user-vr4ih6jg3n]

Girls you don't have a choice but to laugh since you accepted the compliment at the start hahaha, though its true.

[@kvoncomedy]

that's how i hook them up front. big compliment LOL

[@user-vr4ih6jg3n]

@@kvoncomedy Oh man that was really hilarious you made my yesterday, thanks. What a hook you made there, perfect LOL!!

[@nofybn7794]

How do you know it's true? You are NOT female.

[@myme8208]

Well, I didn't agree. There are many beautiful men out there. That even us women can't compare to.

[@mmawithsubtitles7460]

@@nofybn7794 because he has eyes? And it's true anyway most women do have a lot of body hair and we do get our periods. Everyone knows that

[@tradgothmiku]

I hope he knows that all women don't have their periods at the same week every month lmao it's not like the international period cycle

[@kvoncomedy]

actually it is. they all synch up. and in a stressful period they will all happen at the exact same time on the 'DOT'

[@lydiarachel5924]

It's true...they do

[@tradgothmiku]

@@kvoncomedy god I honestly hope you're joking flgjafelgjsfahdkfjsj

[@kvoncomedy]

do u actually think a comedian would ever tell a joke ??? LOL

[@foreveronmywaytofuckyourbi5567]

@@kvoncomedy unless some who were on the plane were already on there's.

[@nataliesurinova6812]

"just look away while i gather berries" 😂😂 this guys funny af &cute

[@greekknighty2563]

That line had my dying 😂😂😂😂

[@asuka813]

Been there

[@carlaherrera681]

LoL what I said 😂😂😂

[@sharlondsilva]

Is he funny & cute ..or is he funny because he is cute

[@Aberrantly]

@@sharlondsilva Got ém.

[@stephenbaker9475]

When a comedian hits topics that others won't, they are even funnier.

[@truth2919]

So true! This was brilliant.

[@xmasbabe6977]

😂😂😂

[@Alyson542]

Love that there's equality in his humor, he came for everyone 😂 we need to get back to this kind of comedy 👏👏

[@Joseph1_00]

ngl couldnt care less about the equality in the humor. its humor, he could be making fun of my race for 30 minuts straight and ill keep laughing

[@Nadezhda734]

NEVER have I heard a comedian harassing such a variant of ethnicities as this, & with accents!! ALL funny!! ALL true!! Breaking down walls & bringing us together. 💗✌🏽

[@danii888]

Try Trevor Noah's standup :)

[@karolinalind5724]

"Just throw down some chocolate!" haha yes, those are the kind of men we need

[@angel007sherm]

One of my close guy friends in college would randomly leave chocolate during the time that most of us had our periods in the house. Since he was closest to me I always wondered if he was just that random or if I was more testy than usual...

[@Zizzyyzz]

@@angel007sherm Lol.

[@mariumkhan9521]

"Unless you're middle eastern" As a South Asian woman, quite near Middle East, I guarantee that.

[@elli1080]

Same south asian here and it is very true

[@myme8208]

I am middle eastren and full gulf arab and I dont agree. I have very fair hair, yes there might be hair between my eyebrows but its fair, you wouldnt even see it. That concept of all of us being super hairy isnt always true tho. Maybe most idk for sure. But who cares its athe inviroment that makes ppl that way anyway.

[@cuteasduck6192]

M.K Steel 😂😂my eyebrows are naturally perfect.. but my moustache would scare all the people.. i grow a moustache within a week😂😂

[@alphalk7045]

East asian women tho, probably will be totally fine 😭

[@leenshammout2284]

I found this generalization not true and kinda offensive tbh

[@fs9122]

As a teenager you are actually the first comedian i find actually effortlessly funny😂

[@kvoncomedy]

U rock!

[@fs9122]

@@kvoncomedy ahh thanks man you definitely rock too

[@DanielRodriguez-cj4dy]

“Oh hell no we going back for that.” - that fucking killed me 🤣🤣🤣

[@iamdannyel3285]

The black woman impression was priceless 😂😂

[@viviancovington7813]

Weave blew off upon impact. Oh hell nah! 🤣

[@elmospasco5558]

Unbeweavable!

[@orbs1062]

"... we goin' back fo dat!"

[@KahiriMusic]

Haha! That was hella funnee!

[@galacticphoenix8121]

Only by saying period did I get it

[@kvoncomedy]

finally! lol

[@isabellefeasel7000]

LOL same 😂😂😂

[@NightReaper213]

You are too pure for this world.

[@OviyaK]

Me too! And I'm a girl 😂

[@user-og7qq5zy8p]

Roggi it’s not a dirty thing to know about periods lol

[@hakimabeamon7267]

Y'all need to learn to take a joke. I'm a black woman and I found the entire video absolutely hilarious

[@thebrokeaunty]

I laughed so much at the weave joke, I had to rewind to hear the rest of the jokes

[@Vlex24]

“ASSEMBLE A SEARCH PARTY” lmaooooim wheezing.

[@laurenisasadcowboy7388]

I thought this was the plot of lord of the flies 😂

[@athinap.6810]

I can't be the only one that is low-key crushing on him lol

[@tamarmurphy6492]

Omg I feel so attacked about that weave joke 😂😭gosh I want to see him live.

[@annaanhvu2874]

He's so funny, definitely deserves more recognition. He should try AGT or something, would've probably killed it.

[@couragechibuoyim5780]

He did try agt They did him dirty

[@chinkeyeye7486]

@@couragechibuoyim5780 😢

[@_taxman_]

What's agt?

[@naowright9308]

​@@_taxman_America's Got Tallent

[@abdochaabivevo]

The Week 4 period joke cracked me up . Took me like 10 seconds to figure it out and in those 3 seconds i felt like the dumbest dude in the world

[@yizhou3744]

what is it.. i didn't get it

[@stanleyezepk]

@@yizhou3744 week 4 - period. Women menstruate every 4 weeks and when they do "they're on their period"

[@sedayeguitar]

You neeeeeed more exposure. Your vids should be getting thousands of hits

[@catdeme454]

You are hilarious. Love your humor. I'm half Cypriot and half Egyptian so I get where you are coming from. You could be an actor.

[@CarbonJackal13]

Cuz 400k+ isn’t enough?

[@mongiraud3390]

@@CarbonJackal13 dammed right it isn't enough!! This guy is good enough for a million.

[@bluestray1429]

All those people in the comment section saying women don't have their periods at the same time .... IT'S A JOKE! IT'S NOT REAL! ART IS A LIE! Now, can you please come to Germany so I can see you live?

[@kvoncomedy]

sad that u have to explain it. everyone thinks comedians are supposed to give scientific discussions at the university level

[@Katya_Lastochka]

It is real. Who are these crazy women saying it's not true. IF ONLY!!!

[@valeriy8502]

It is kind of true, if a lot women live in close quarters together we usually sync up 😄

[@loganross4774]

Great point!

[@nofybn7794]

@@Katya_Lastochka I AM NOT CRAZY, IT IS NOT TRUE.

[@makaylajones1302]

No we're going back for my weave! 😂

[@kvoncomedy]

lol. we gonna find that!

[@pm2598]

@@kvoncomedy 😂😂😂 that was funny af

[@taleahughes2197]

The weave joke was hilarious!

[@lhuawei9591]

Кпбббюэ

[@lulundabirenge2311]

Que_Rico boy, shut up; I know women from that region that wear weaves and wigs, and women who aren’t from there that keep their natural hair 🙄

[@annachan8151]

I got it after you said just throw down some chocolate 😂

[@KR-je3dv]

I shouldn't have laughed 😂😂 but I pictured the weave 💨💨💨

[@OTABANO]

That week 4 word play punch line was amazing 😂😂

[@evefoodie8798]

😂😂😂I feel relieved as an Asian woman with minimal body hair and odor

[@adeho789]

No body odor?? Damn, wish I was an Asian woman. :( At least my daughter is half Asian(Chinese). At least she'll smell only half as bad as me. 😷😁👍

[@celestialsilver2065]

This is hilarious honestly! I’m a woman and I was laughing my ass off! Idk why people in the comments are so triggered. Can y’all please learn to take a joke.

[@nofybn7794]

Why do you have to say triggered? So rude. I can take a joke but I am allowed to have feelings.

[@mayhemschild]

Go have your feelings somewhere else where you feel safe then.

[@heathermetz6576]

2:20 “Week 4! We don’t talk even have to talk about what happens in week 4! But, that is not a good week for anybody!”

[@isabella-zg8vl]

oh hell no we going back for that 😂😭

[@lojisnailsi9751]

This is the best stand up comedy I've seen in a while wow I laughed my ass off that's a true talent over there 🙌🏽😭😂😂😂 and as a middle eastern I'm dead💀😩😂

[@jezebel324]

‘We going back for that, ok?!’ LMAAAOO

[@vanjlis]

This is hilarious! I have watched it many times over the past days...

[@kvoncomedy]

ehsan hi ok. time for a new clip to watch or my new book is on www.GoFundMe.com/GoPersian if u want to read some funny stories

[@vanjlis]

@@kvoncomedy I am also going to share it with my friends.

[@vineetjoshi1364]

@@kvoncomedy how many languages can you speak ? Do you speak Hindi

[@wstavis3135]

"I will not explain week four, PERIOD!" 😂😂😂😂

[@zuzu8188]

I loved this 😂 Such smart humor. Boi u don’t have to censor ANYTHING keep going what you’re doing ❤️ 🔥

[@meowkki4322]

We all look like week four in the morning before shower/shave/makeup

[@ForbiddenFlameStudios]

the lack of makeup is not that bad, it's more the other 2

[@Shewas-kathybates]

Not every morning lol

[@draconshot928]

So we got abs? Dang wondering what morning you have

[@Boris82]

Dude, you're hilarious 😂 "We don't talk about week 4, *period*" 👌🏻😂

[@sapnawijesooriya425]

Just throw down some chocolates 😂😂

[@jakelezke2319]

"NO JUST THROW DOWN SOME CHOCOLATE" IM DEAD ASF 😂😂😂😂😂

[@greenbeancasserole6646]

K-von is very handsome, and extremely good looking, to be redundant.

[@mimenchaca1830]

You are right and would be good in tautology. 😁🤣

[@Ps-tc9ko]

KVON you've just hit the nail on the head.. this was so funny and true😂

[@paulreid2223]

Hey brother, the first time I've seen this clip ....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 YOU ROCK !!!!!

[@sooziaria2817]

I was in a doubt for laser, I'll make an appointment this week 😁

[@katievang6000]

Haha, week four...I can hear your accent and it's so cute. Lol.

[@mlady2995]

I'm Kuwaiti originally from Persia..i love you .....you're soooo funny 😂😂 you should visit Kuwait 😍😍 you have a lot of fans here

[@gypsy698]

K-Von is hilarious! I was laughing so hard, I, literally, had tears rolling down my face! So funny! 🤣🤣🤣

[@The-Man-On-The-Mountain]

If a comedian starts complimenting you, you better brace yourself lol.

[@kvoncomedy]

Hahaha

[@rhythm0138]

This is so accurate😂😂

[@brianbozo2447]

This guy seems to be effortlessly funny and has a great imagination. He will probably go far.

[@jaysay7333]

LMFAO.... loving finding these gems.

[@tayebehshalmani6157]

This is his funniest bit! Cracks me up every time!

[@salsacustica]

I imagined a detailed setting.. a full crash site, a helicopter and way more stuff that I am willing to admit! This guy is so good! 🤣

[@carlaherrera681]

Lmfao!!! XD he’s funny and good looking...my type! “I will not explain week four, period” 😭

[@sola2999]

I was laughing my head off. You are amazing, glad I found you.😂😂

[@bjhorselover2016]

I am curently on week 4 and this made my day, thanks

[@stephanieconley7747]

I'm a woman and I laughed harder than I should have while my girlfriend glared at me 😅 What?! It's all good fun hehe

[@ihatemyselfsomuch8287]

You're 🙄women 😤 and your ☻boyfriend🤔 is girl 😒😒

[@Mark-zg4ky]

Dude thanks for this hilarious video. Going through some tough times with my health and this cheered me the fuck up!! Keep it up brother

[@RockBisonQ]

hope u feel better, I found him thru shorts video and he is too funny and cute.

[@Hutchhh]

I’ve been watching a bunch of these lately, hopefully you get on a bigger/more shows!

[@janinabirner3654]

i love this bit. It is tastefully funny. I really enjoyed it 👍 great work

[@yasminaderid683]

The natural looking women would not look really different, the stylish one would have a hard time, that is true. It was funny (just throw the chocolate !)❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 Peace, Love, and Coconut.

[@anneb889]

The hair removal would be tough. Maybe you are younger....wait till you start getting chin hairs!!!

[@landmerry_6742]

@@anneb889 ？？？Why would a female human grow chin hairsΣ(っ °Д °;)っ

[@alessandracresti]

"Every orifice" ;) Oh my, this is so good :D I laughed out loud!

[@beyzasz]

„I will not explain what happens at week four, period.“ 😂😂😂

[@MrDboi007]

Man I’m glad KZbin recommended you!! You are hilarious! I’ll be binge watching your channel today haha

[@vigorgaming8]

I like comedians that dont give a flying f*ck about jokes, a joke is a joke enjoy in it and laugh. 😌

[@shannahtheninjaneko6927]

is it bad i got the jokes immediately when he said week four

[@jaredrobbins2120]

The fact he described this in a way that makes people laugh is absolutely genius!

[@sadra4537]

Great job Kvon! Loved your Halifax show!

[@themurrrr]

I love how he thinks it takes three weeks for my armpit hair to join the party

[@Katya_Lastochka]

Of course women sync they're periods. I get periods seldom, like every 2 to 4 months, and every time my sister visited and had a period, I got it the very next day.

[@nofybn7794]

BUT IT IS NOT THE EXACT DAY EVERY TIME!! That is what he is saying.

[@anneb889]

Pardon me, How do I get on the 2-4 mo rotation???? I want to living with you so I get fewer periods!!!! Lol 😂

[@ma2443]

im a dude and i get that shit too, except it aint blood

[@ZombieLeo94]

Just you and your sister

[@CJAcebo]

nofy bn uh no he’s not? He said “week 4” not a specific day 🙄

[@SanDeeMcGeek]

I don’t know why this showed up in my recommendations yesterday, but I’m glad it did! Marking this as the first video I’ve watched of you. I’m now subscribed and in love! 😘

[@aryanisverycool]

Not really into standup but I've been binge watching your stuff, hilarious man keep it up fr.

[@disappointedbutnotsurprise3311]

As a woman I agree with every word he said, and he’s so funny and accurate 😂😭

[@-LastStand-]

2:29 *"I wiil not explain week four, period"* Hello 911? I heard a gunshot down at the local comedy club.

[@jayak8217]

Every single line was funny🤣😂🤣

[@ha9297]

This is so true

[@mimiel7938]

It s offensif but why am i laughing 😂😂!!!

[@mrjack901]

Because you have good humor, and don't get angry for petty things. Congrats =)

[@jadaminkler7390]

Offensive**

[@MonirehRaha]

It's not offensive actually, that's why it's laughable

[@anneb889]

What is so offensive? Everything he pointed out is true.....that’s why we laugh.

[@zabindhanji]

Hahahahahaha!!! So funny, I had to share with my BF!!!

[@kvoncomedy]

tank u. bring him to a show www.kvon.tv

[@torip.9734]

I laughed so hard his impressions are 💯

[@tomjerry5475]

I just loooooooovvveeeeee KVon

[@AmetafJohora]

he's so ridiculously attractive

[@MA-qi8gq]

Says the most sexy man alive.. 😐

[@vanrivier4505]

I don't usually watch comedians but I saw you on my recommended page and you are funny for sure.

[@avacalello2842]

Girl here. I find this hilarious.

[@flamecrew9atroblox958]

*Every straight guys quote*

[@nofybn7794]

What quote?

[@devolutionone]

I’m good, Got lazer hair removal, bring it. Give me a bow and I can hunt too. 👍🏼

[@plakette26]

Brilliant and so true 😂😂😂

[@temornatan394]

This is so funny😂

[@monicark6771]

lol rescue helicopter, but what can be worse than tattooed eyebrows? Here in Brazil is a trend, and man if you are not into it, you better run, I've seen some that I can't unsee.... urgh

[@elainemerrill225]

Whitty, and nice looking, hella good combo!

[@Massielistika]

the best comedian and the best public are those who are able to laugh at themselves... Thanks Kvon...

[@zariDari]

I watched it three times and laughed so hard. Now I'm on round four reading the comments. You're hilarious man :))

[@artistli8036]

All funny but what about the white women jokes?

[@mmawithsubtitles7460]

They also have body hair and periods

[@RiverPond11]

The unibrow

[@west8336]

They ain't white no more since they got tanned? Lol idk

[@NightshadeGoddess]

a lot of them won't have eyebrows anymore either, or eyelashes for that matter 😅

[@MissShootingStar5]

won't someone think of the white women?? they're never included!!

[@za8320]

finally some good old humor!! i love this video and as a middle eastern that would definitely happen 😂

[@kvoncomedy]

:)

[@deepkirankaur8425]

Ahh his freakin accents are amazing lol 😂😂😂😂 makes it 100x more funny lmao