Argylle Pitch Meeting

[@WatchMeLearnIt]

"He's from the Black Adam post credits scene!" This is why I love this channel

[@anthonyguidas2012]

That’s exactly what I was thinking.

[@endless3cho]

Yeah, I loved that.

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

Ok

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

​@@anthonyguidas2012ok

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

​@@endless3chook

[@Emilis2023]

The 'He's from the (insert worst possible reference)!' bit is quickly becoming one of my favorites.

[@psykopandaz]

Luke Skywalker! He's from the Star Wars Holiday Special!!

[@momon969]

"Henry Cavill!" "He's from the hopes and dreams of every 40K nerd!"

[@pascalbergeron6450]

"Alfred molina" He's from Chocolat

[@Dalton_Boardman2000]

"He's gonna be played by George Clooney." "Oh my gosh he was Stan's dog in that one South Park episode."

[@satisfied656]

This is NOT a #HenryCavill movie🤔....it´s about 50yr old wine-mom gets sassy🥱 how could this crap cost 200mill $$? smells a lot like #moneylaundering😏

[@victotronics]

"Is it cool if we do this on a barely convincing green screen?" "well" "great". The comic timing of your editing is beyond awesome.

[@danceyrselfkleen]

You’re slobbering on it

[@graypeacock1151]

@@danceyrselfkleengod forbid a nigga enjoy sum comedy 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@silverbane78]

@@danceyrselfkleenslobbering on things is tight!

[@karapalmer7228]

Wha, I must be blind cuz I htink I'm missing something

[@JimiJames]

The extended pause and “I don’t know it’s just what I wrote here.” Made me lol. Great delivery and timing.

[@itagaandrew2187]

Long pause!

[@carterruch9812]

I rushed to the comments to see if anyone else caught how perfect that was lol

[@colester167]

Yeah, thought movie was a fun funny turn your brain off till they got to the ship.... Everything there was... Umm.. Long pause.... Yeah... That happened. Should have ended before that..

[@tibedog5629]

Yes, I hope that becomes a new running gag it was great

[@BlueyMcPhluey]

3:50

[@tripletiote]

I loved the delivery at 3:40: "Yes, because 10 minutes have passed."

[@Oswin2642]

"As I, as the prophet, have foretold"

[@benjamintillema3572]

4:06

[@MasettiPF]

One minute in and you already summed up the whole marketing of this one. You really are amazing at what you do. So funny

[@benderrodriguez7372]

I work at an electronics store they’ve been playing the argylle trailer on the big screens every 10 mins for the past month! I thought argylle was the cat lol

[@brucebaker810]

Every 10 minutes for a month? THAT is a lot of plot twists.

[@la_scrittice_vita]

If Argyle was the cat, I'd watch. A spy cat in the Kingsman universe would be better.

[@Cypher_Offline]

​@brucebaker810 not wrong, 4,320 plot twists is quite a lot

[@qweqqweq2090]

what are the t.v.s for? I'm imagining they put them in a historical museum type display to show people how much better phones and monitors are now and how silly things used to be in the distant past, right? ...I just thought of how funny it would be if anyone was still stupid enough to actually buy a t.v. now. hahahahaha! ridiculous, right?

[@kellykelly4361]

​@@qweqqweq2090 Your way of life doesn't equal the way of others ;)

[@MettaDarrow]

That "I don't know, that's what I wrote here" was absolutely amazing

[@justforever96]

His expression after "she shoots him through a little place in the heart where it's totally okay when that happens" got me good. Maybe the best yet.

[@axelnoragon7382]

getting twistlash from a pitch meeting of a movie that i've never heard of is TIGHT

[@aarondavidson6409]

"twistlash" .. bravo

[@looweeg4229]

same! Guess apple sucks at promoting stuff.

[@saucerar7615]

shoving things down people's throat till they're sick is tight

[@bucketofsunshine6366]

Glad I'm not the only one who's never heard of this thing.

[@hazukichanx408]

It was so crazy when they couldn't shoot their guns because of the oil, but then she shot some guns anyway! I almost wish I'd bothered to see this moo-vey!

[@RegisTraiter]

"That's not how skates work or how oil works" is my new favorite sentence.

[@brucebaker810]

It's bound to be frequently appropriate.

[@Grasslander]

You're right, it beats out "I got a bad feeling about this" and "Scooby-Dooby-Doo!"

[@CJKhaos]

That’s all I was thinking why watching that scene. P.S. it was a fun scene

[@fzq124]

“Because”…..”that works”

[@Klm49]

It was my favorite scene!! Like, a scene so impossible, so insane, and so impossibly fun to watch unfold, we were laughing over and over!! Even her gold dress was funny - had her looking like an olympic figure skater!! ​@CJKhaos

[@mikedangerdoes]

"I don't know, that's what I wrote here" got me good. That and the excited "whoas!" at every twist.

[@Running-withscissors]

The uncomfortable pause and "Don't tell HR I said that" absolutely floored me LOL

[@kiran9s]

Cuz it's grounded in reality. Speaking from my own experience(s).

[@hazukichanx408]

@@kiran9s When tone-deaf corpo management goofs meet basic standards of conduct, discomfort shall ensue...

[@KJ-xx6xr]

I feel he should put it on his merch stickers...cause I need one for my water bottle at work...because HR walks past me on the way to their office.

[@bbo13]

Needed a callback to HR being confused for Producer Guy’s son

[@danielcobia7818]

0:59 incase anyone wants to remember....

[@dgirl786]

Never has a pitch meeting made me ever so hungry. I'll be off in search of an apple and a muffin, now. Be back in 10 minutes for the next twist.

[@jamesanthony8438]

I started wanting an Egg MacGuffin... and I'm not that big a fan of eggs. =)

[@chrisfox961]

We now need a movie with the McGuffin is an actual Egg McMuffin!

[@thefirstofthelastones8952]

I slept late so I think I'll just skip to lunch... Ya'll want some Pizza because I don't wanna feel like a glutton.

[@KreepCA]

Careful! You could get twistlash!

[@TastyScotch]

I love Cinnamon Twists!

[@tobellous5364]

When the twist of Ellie being the real Argylle came up, I genuinely didn’t see it coming. After my surprise, my first thought was, “wait, if the books are just her memories and not her predicting events, then why is it so important that she writes the next chapter?”

[@thenorthwoodswildman61]

The part with her needing to write the next chapter is right at the beginning. She doesn't regain memories of her former life until quite late in the movie.

[@paulbrawley2595]

heyshutup!

[@shaun9625]

When she was a spy, she killed the hacker, stole the key and hid it, so only she would know where to find it

[@tobellous5364]

That is a fair point, now that I think about it. They could have made that a bit clearer though.

[@michaelklaus]

​@@tobellous5364 sorry to be so direct, but you kinda asked for it: should definitely watch more non US movies and shows and maybe read a book from time to time; it is NOT normal to put every information into dialog and monolog; yes, US show writers usually punish their audience for not switching their brains off or doing drugs before switching on the TV but that is no reason not to try to read between the lines or understand subtext... And this movie didn't have subtext

[@hampuskjellin3127]

The way Ryan keeps all the pitch meetings feeling fresh and new is amazing

[@DarkTypeWriter]

For him, it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@hampuskjellin3127]

@@DarkTypeWriter OH REALLY?

[@TyIbsen]

oooh, keeping things fresh and new is TIGHT!

[@AshPrimeDCFC]

It's amazing how much I can enjoy these videos without knowing a single thing about the movie beforehand.

[@IguanaMom]

The only thing I knew about the movie beforehand was that it is 💩.

[@jjc5407]

The only thing funnier than this Pitch Meeting was that the advert that played when it finished was for the very film Ryan had just lampooned! 🤣 Did anybody else experience that?

[@deepblue812]

At this point I just watch the trailer and the Pitch Meeting and count that as having seen the movie.

[@kingsjester4710]

⁠@@IguanaMomyou should see the movie before commenting, You lazy ass motherfucker. Fucking keyboard warrior. The movie’s good, this screen pitch channel is for a joking purpose, every movie scripts is kinda bad and funny if you think about it. You stupid Iguana mom

[@emblemblade9245]

So proudly ignorant you all are. Well I’m not saying you need to watch the movies to find these videos funny, but they’re not a substitute for knowledge on the movie. You can’t say “oh yeah I know all about this movie” to someone and then add “I watched the pitch meeting parody on it” and expect to seem legitimate

[@TG-ge1oh]

I cannot emphasize how much I love writer guy's confident and conclusive answer, "Unclear."

[@MNewsTime]

The “you’re right that would be cool” “that’s not what I said” made me laugh way to hard

[@MaxPayne.]

* too

[@JamieTotal]

I'm glad he added "Breathe out" rather than just cutting away.

[@JZikovsky]

I could have died! 😂

[@brucebaker810]

The wait still nearly killed me tho

[@williammkydde]

Perfect in every way!

[@davidthomson1529]

I wasn't worried. You pass out and your autonomic systems kick in before you die. Uh...a friend told me that.

[@jw8160]

I laughed right before he said it when I started thinking about what my comment was going to be if he didn't say breathe. 😂

[@Parksal33]

"Don't tell HR I said that one." a top tier Pitch Meeting exchange lol.

[@HMF47]

Kudos to Ryan for remembering all the major plot points to make this Pitch Meeting, because I started to forget them as soon as I left the theater.

[@pochaze671]

Mmhh... Probably because what we're educated to think are entertainment movies, are in reality brainwashing experiments. to see what can be erased from our memory, by rythmic arranged colorful visions... Military psyops scientists, aka 'movie studios', are really becoming efficient, since the rainbow banner and MCU CGI pushed the viewers' brains beyond their human cognitive limitations (maybe cats are used in that process, too)...

[@peterlang777]

That was your brains immune system purging itself

[@samfowler2073]

Seriously I couldn't even keep up with the plot when it was compressed down into these 6 minutes. Who thought this movie was a good idea?

[@needsanameedit4982]

Would love to see a spin-off of pitch meeting called HR meeting that is about dealing with the traumas caused by the "tight" quotes.

[@lizardkyng]

yes! that is a great idea, they could do a 20min video and not even cover half of them i think?

[@HMNCLunar]

So, you have a trauma for me?

[@anabee8310]

The HR person slowly using their sanity...

[@Naranek]

That could be on his other channel, in the building where they name things.. a day at the HR office …

[@chrismangrum1283]

The Tight Man Diaries

[@matityaloran9157]

0:53, honestly, the cat was one of the best parts of the movie

[@achannell362]

Pitch Meeting has become one of my favorite pop culture things that exists

[@bob___]

The problem with Pitch Meeting is that it's more entertaining than the movies it covers

[@Kiljaedenas]

...and that's a problem...why, exactly?

[@PatrickByrne-e5v]

its certainly a time saver@@Kiljaedenas

[@chill0314]

how is that a problem?

[@garanceadrosehn9691]

Not a problem at all! Watching Pitch Meetings is so much quicker and cheaper than going to the movie!

[@jamesknapp64]

Actually its not a problem, just watching the pitch meeting and not the movie is super easy, barely and inconvenience

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

I laughed myself silly throughout this Pitch Meeting, but Ryan trying to kill us with the never ending meditation breathing at the end was next level!!! 🤣🤣😅😂😆

[@hownotto4067]

My husbands internet lagged out and he never got the breathe out part.. …. Funeral next Wednesday

[@chiberjuberdourado2487]

@@hownotto4067 Condolences! Now you can upgrade to better internet! 😊

[@hownotto4067]

@@chiberjuberdourado2487 yes the insurance payment definitely boosted me to fiber optic

[@jamesthornock8214]

I made it!!

[@tretretre1111]

It was 11 seconds. I don't mean to be mean, but 11 seconds should be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@tonycrump9597]

The part of the heart where you can get shot 😂😂😂😅

[@vancebocas7626]

""Hey shut up again." i laugh WAY too hard at those XD

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

Ok.

[@fallonfireblade4404]

"I don't know" is back! Yay! Man I love pitch meetings

[@ptrm7815]

I missed that bit so much. I don't know why Ryan stopped doing it, but I'm so glad it's back (hopefully).

[@genericname34]

I love how the movie looks so bad that Matthew Vaughn is trying to gaslight people into not believing it cost $200 million (jail for whoever gave Cavill that haircut)

[@AngryAuditor]

Maybe I'm the oddball here but Cavill's square-cut appearance was the one aspect of the movie that I thought was perfectly implemented.

[@maxborg1627]

That figure has been misreported: 200 million is what Apple spent to acquire the finished film.

[@davidm5707]

I thought the same about that haircut: was he awake when the hairdresser was working on him at 5AM? Or did they just think a Terminator hairdo would make him look tough?

[@genericname34]

@@maxborg1627 no, that’s the attempted spin. Yes Apple spent $200 million to acquire it, but that was paying back Vaughn what his production company funded it for (this is supported by THR reporting that some sources say the film actually cost $250 million to make, different numbers wouldn’t be out there for simply a rights purchase)

[@genericname34]

@@AngryAuditor if the film leaned into the in-universe spy aspects like Naked Gun a bit better I’d agree, but since it mostly takes itself seriously the goody haircut is just goofy to me haha

[@angelarch5352]

3:57 the scriptwriter guy's "ahem, ... I don't know, that's what I wrote here..." is my fav new part:D

[@andrewzach1921]

Thanks for the guided breath work at the end of the video. I got so relaxed i passed out and i missed work. Now i have all sorts of time to watch your videos.

[@proprishu2712]

Ryan has gone crazier with each passing year

[@pigeonpoo1823]

Yes, Ryan Reynolds is definitely putting in some effort. DP3 could be wikd

[@dankyjoker]

Subjecting oneself to the ever flowing river of shit that is Hollywood goyslop will drive even the hardest man insane. He is a strong man for going on as long as he has. Godspeed movie guy man.

[@thefirstofthelastones8952]

You sure because Ryan Goslings next film The Fall Guy looks promising.

[@destronia123]

Wowowowowowowowow..... WOW...

[@AngryAuditor]

Being Canada's third famousest Ryan is TIGHT!

[@realMuseology]

Henry Cavill needs to fire his agent.

[@Skeletal33]

I see this comment everywhere.

[@tranphaminh650]

This movie and The Witcher, he really need to fired his agent

[@realMuseology]

@@Skeletal33 Honestly, he should be at the highest point of his career right now, he has the potential to be a leading man like Tom Cruise, but whatever agent he’s with is really holding him back.

[@benabramowitz18]

Henry Cavill is the new Armie Hammer, minus the cannibalism.

[@TangoCharlie-mz8lh]

"keep making shitty movies and you can run the 40k project" "Deal"

[@harveykisiangani9939]

Pleasee keep making these videos, I love the fact that you make them famlily family friendly, I've been searching for one. Finally..... and they are funny too

[@Rastor0]

lol that this one needed an escalation from "heyshutup" to "heyshutupagain"

[@brucebaker810]

Similar to getting off a back and getting all the way off a back.

[@charlottecorday8494]

Lol no it didn't

[@petrusraymond1560]

​@brucebaker810 Honestly, I miss how scriptwriter guy would request this ever so politely

[@randomuser6175]

There's a section in the heart where it's totally ok to shoot through it. Love the awkward pause after that 🤣🤣

[@nopenope6151]

Yeap, that one line make me not want to watch the movie, like I don't mind a lot of fictional stuff, but getting shot in the heart and walking away in something that isn't Sci fi, fentasy, or animation is simply a no go for me

[@isaiascanete6651]

@@nopenope6151 bro that kind of thing would make me mad even in anime, and anime characters are known for surviving fatal injuries

[@Oswulf_Osulphus]

​@@isaiascanete6651yep thats why i dont watch Bleach, Naruto or Dragon Ball. They either have beyond reasonable injuries or some plot to stop death. Freezer litterally was a floating torso and escaped an exploding planet to survive because no blood loss.

[@vietcong78]

I still can't believe something like that is actually in the movie

[@theworm7156]

@@nopenope6151it was shown to not actually be in the heart itself

[@mcw1907]

I wondered why the sound was different, but then I remembered you said you got a new sound thingy in a previous Pitch Meeting! So, not really a twist, more of an Easter egg for the fans. Or a love letter? We love you too, Ryan!

[@unforcedterror3136]

Oh my god, my favorite catchphrase I DON'T KNOW!!! has returned. It's been over a year, thanks Ryan 😀

[@scollinge9958]

My favourite is the pensive ‘Interesting choice!’ Sadly missing for a long time now

[@timl.b.2095]

Now that's Ryan in-deep geek. To know how long it's been.

[@AliMentana-x8v]

I miss "so the movie can happen" - would love for Ryan to bring that back!

[@Heather-fx7sr]

I feel you, was so happy for its return!!

[@oscarx-ray3545]

Feeling people is TIGHT... don't tell HR I said that one.@@Heather-fx7sr

[@EliteEdgeK]

Never saw a trailer for this movie. I just assumed it was about a cat.

[@jamiereid7428]

I saw the trailer and also thought it was about a cat. I assumed Argyle was the cat and it was going to be extremely silly .

[@sopebarrofficial3557]

Wait huh

[@SoapNugget]

​@@jamiereid7428 That was my theory, I was so hoping it was that cause it would've been a better twist than the one we got.

[@brucebaker810]

Cat nap ...sack

[@brucebaker810]

Argyle is a superspy. But killed too early cuz guardian angel reasons. So sent back to earth as a cat to finish the spy mission. And maybe get closure on personal stuff. Cat does a back flip, breaks bad guy's neck and saves the day. Maybe villain is a Giraffe (the neck breaking!) because now that Argyle is a cat, movie morphs into all the people are animals. Interspecies romcoms are TIGHT. (Or loose. Depending.)

[@JRMagro]

2:36 - idk why, but that "WOAH!" Really made me crack up 😂

[@Ryans.instruments]

I seriously didn't see a single trailer or poster for this movie, I didn't even know it existed until this pitch meeting. Clearly something went wrong with the marketing

[@Cheffamily]

That's better than me finding out through the 1-star review of this movie from The Guardian

[@jelita_]

Same

[@rorysnow7937]

That’s interesting. Because I saw so much advertising for it that I was getting sick of it. Maybe I just go to the movies too much

[@ftwkh85]

I only saw the conspiracy stuff around it and the book that also kind of predicted the plot

[@ImB4k4]

Yeah same, honestly I saw the cat in the thumbnail and the title and was like "Wait, they made a (possibly gritty) Garfield reboot movie?"

[@thepiratemongoose8965]

Didn't even mention the extreme tone change from semi-serious spy thriller to over-the-top romcom

[@juancarlosgonzalez8950]

Oh! You're the person who watched this movie!

[@Daemonik]

​@@juancarlosgonzalez8950I did too. Best movie I've seen in theatre in 2024 so far...

[@juancarlosgonzalez8950]

@@Daemonik Cool!

[@MyScorpion42]

I get it lol @@Daemonik

[@smittyjjensin558]

​@@Daemonikhow many movies have you seen in theaters this year?

[@peacecitizen1]

The only regularly watched video series where each video gets a thumbs up as soon as the video starts.

[@katecosettevocals]

the "it's been 10 minutes joke" was gold 🤣🤣🤣

[@timmyteaching]

the heart shot. actually did laugh out loud.

[@shanedbunting]

Same, it was magnificent. You get my upvote for being the first comment I found that referred to this a newly minted member of the top ten comedy pauses .

[@WillBrownAuthor]

That pause made it amazing! 😂

[@tysaylorphoto]

One of the funniest pitch meetings in a while. It touched on every gripe I had with this movie. As soon as I saw Ellie was wearing the same necklace as Dua Lipa I was like “oh so she’s a spy” lol

[@whoozyyy]

I’ve been a doctor for 23 years and I can confirm there is a part in the heart where you can shoot and it’s not fatal.

[@brucebaker810]

Beretta's Passage? Spongeybit Extraneosa? Incasa Merjentsi Piercehere? Aorta B Jusfine? Glockin Spiral Just a bit of extra catridgelege?

[@earlsmith7428]

Credential? References? Have you played a doctor on tv?

[@notusingmyname4791]

he's talking metaphorically... like cupid's arrow

[@redenavari]

As we all know from movies, if something is not fatal, that means you can just walk it off right away no problem.

[@BookshelfQBattler]

I saw that and while I doubted very much that there's a part of the heart where you can be shot and be fine, even if you did and it was a through and through, I mean, holy crap, the dude still had a bullet go through his chest, through his heart, and exit out his back. He would be in tremendous pain and bleeding uncontrollably. He would need medical treatment and be off his feet for several days at least.@@redenavari

[@MattAngell1210]

“Don’t tell HR that one.” Perfectly executed joke.

[@DerDuke]

I don't know anyone named HR. Is that your son?

[@burningtheevidence8038]

I want an Office like clip of the Pitch Meeting's HR department full of Ryans

[@CorePathway]

Also… blink blinkblibkblink blink

[@144digital]

Honestly, over the past few days, I've seen this one multiple times... I think it's one of your bests, especially the part about the bullet going through a non-lethal section of the heart

[@Heather-fx7sr]

“I don’t know” and “Sure, that may as well happen” making a comeback! Ryan, I feel like this was just for me. 🤩 thank you

[@carlsiouxfalls]

I do miss the "Fair enough" retort after "I don't know."

[@Ghezur]

Twist-lash... you bastard! That will stick with me forever. Classic.

[@pochaze671]

Rightfully so. We need that t-shirt !

[@staudinga]

Funnily enough those mediation instructions at the end still relaxed me

[@Its_Nuge]

I know this goes without saying forever and always but Ryan’s comedic timing and expressions are just….pure genius.

[@XaviersFinest]

The intensity of the "WOAH!" 😂😂😂 So many good moments. Dont tell HR he said that, though.

[@delugesofgrandeur]

Who is HR?

[@omnidye]

"I don't know, that's what I wrote here." 4:01 This is one of the best pitch meetings of recent memory.

[@Jimbo-123]

I'm dying at the sound producer guy makes after writer guy explains the bullet going through the heart 😂😂😂

[@yagelbar]

When was the sound producer guy on? I probably missed him 😅

[@Jimbo-123]

@@yagelbar lol, nice!

[@Skulab]

From 3:50 and 10 seconds forward is just about the funniest thing I've seen on a Pitch Meeting.. Pure joy!

[@yaroslavshevchenko5042]

My favorite moment thus far!

[@MusicoftheDamned]

Sometimes the most scathing reaction you can give to something is just to say nothing at all.

[@Paul_Wetor]

And well-deserved, too! I know that movies take liberties with reality, but come on.

[@jadencasto]

Right up there with the Twilight part about Jacob imprinting on the baby😂

[@NicholasFoote]

I just can't with your Executive Producer character, you've perfected it

[@JeyDB]

Never even heard of this movie, but watching it on KZbin brought me great joy.

[@ZabaTV]

Thanks for letting me exhale at the end there.

[@skabduddabdia6582]

Some nice words! Are you using a new camera? Thats some crispyclean quality you got going on there!

[@danknfrshtv]

Ryan George guided meditation is what's been missing in my life...😂

[@felixsteininger]

Breath in. Just image your life being super easy barely an inconvenience. Breath out.

[@Lance.Gardenhire]

I tried to do it, but the pause being so long made me start laughing and I breathed out to early.

[@jw8160]

@@Lance.Gardenhire me too. 😂

[@jw8160]

@@felixsteininger one 👍 is not enough for me. Adding 👍 x 1,000,000. 😋

[@johnmcwick1]

Super relaxing barely an inconvenience.

[@jameslikesit]

Thank you Ryan for that quick deep breath at the end, I passed out from being so relaxed

[@acepopculture6242]

The kids and I loved this film! I thought it was very well done.

[@generalveers9544]

Holy crap Argylle revealed how Reva survived Vader stabbing her in the chest! 😱😱😱

[@samblack5313]

Super easy…

[@MuljoStpho]

Who? (looks it up) Skimming the wookiepedia page about her... Seeing lots of pictures on here from something live action... But what is it from...? Wait, the Obi-Wan show actually got made?!?! I thought that sat forever in production hell until it was finally canceled. What did they even do with it? What was it about? This Reva character seems to have been a pretty major part of it?

[@Omegeddon]

@@MuljoStpho Its how Obi Wan got his groove back after ROTS

[@bencressman6110]

I love how difficult this was to pitch. Like, the writer just had to be fully deranged, that’s the only way you could swing it

[@TheBorsMistral]

Is a light sabre "blade" wider than 2 inches in diameter though?

[@g.d.graham2446]

I love how even Pitch Meeting couldn't explain the random phone call during the hotel room scene. I thought that was quite the plot hole in the movie

[@3takoyakis]

I didn't watch this movie but following the plot itself seems really hard So many twist that it felt like isn't a twist anymore

[@oliviarichman6035]

yeah this was weirdly never explained lmao

[@shaun9625]

He was talking to Samuel L Jackson’s character, Alfred. Supposedly his thing about putting a bullet in her head was him joking, saying she was annoying him. At least that’s how I took it, but yeah, it was only there to make the audience think she could't trust him for a few minutes of screentime

[@oliviarichman6035]

oooooh gotcha... lmao yeah still a stretch@@shaun9625

[@tobellous5364]

@3takoyakis Believe me, it is.

[@mymymy9452]

Before l heard her say l bump my head, lol, I thought the cat was was going to be Agent A.

[@crouchingotter]

I saw a trailer for Argyle and it said the word “Argyle” too much. Then I watched this and it put me off even more than I knew was humanly possible. Thanks Ryan 😊

[@bmlgordon]

Be really careful shopping for socks or sweaters.

[@ThatCoalSoul]

* Argylle *.

[@Komikino]

"Don't tell HR I said that one!" LOL!!!!!

[@Rattrap007]

Priceless

[@Mor4me]

@@Rattrap007but I’ll buy it for $1

[@earthbind83]

He sounded like he was raising geese to harvest foie gras. Definitely shouldn't tell HR if he fantasizes about doing that to his employees. XD

[@deetzyboywonder9312]

3:55 the loudest blinks ever ,but also so real lol

[@justobserving4862]

"I don't know that's what I wrote here" has to be the funniest thing I've ever heard

[@akwasiantwiboamah7777]

It’s barely an inconvenience to drop everything to watch a pitch meeting video

[@deadlydunc]

Super easy.

[@4plus20isHappy]

I do that at work a lot. Getting fired is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@cliffordthompson8248]

​@4plus20isHappy oh really

[@firstpersonwinner7404]

I quit my job for this

[@MrElionor]

@@cliffordthompson8248 yeah, yeah , yeah

[@theslimcreeper3779]

"Twistlash" sounds like the Title of a Movie that would be PERFECT for a pitch meeting episode :D

[@ibunkatraining]

The rare double "hey shut up"! Not an easy feat! Also, loved the agent convinced himself on the song choice. Smooth!

[@mrplusAplus]

"I'm gonna do what I want" Gold😂😂😂

[@onastick2411]

The wife made me see this with her, she wanted to go to the cinema. When we left the theatre, my first words were, Jesus, doesn't anyone know how to edit a movie any more? She said I enjoyed it. The she wouldn't know a good movie from a hole in the ground. I proceeded to outline some of the problems with it, and she accused me of ruining her evening. Thanks a lot Argyll, thanks a bunch.

[@michaelthomas5433]

Dude, pick your hill.

[@name-ie9qo]

Only found this recently, and I've finally caught up to the point where I got to watch a new movie, before the pitch meeting rolls out. Real wild 😂

[@DensilGrant]

😂😂😂 when he paused and laughed at the heart shot, you could tell that genuinely cracked him up.

[@terrasilvershade5678]

I love the huge pause after the shooting in the heart scene

[@ConradSpoke]

I almost decided to go see Argylle just for the heck of it. Thank you, Pitch Meeting. Thank you.

[@Bustaperizm]

Soon as he told me who argyle was. Oh geez

[@ajc1482]

Same here. I was fooled by the trailer but thankfully I didn't buy a ticket.

[@PikaLink91]

Or you could sail the high seas.

[@shyamd1404]

The movie is not half bad. I had a good time.

[@CarnesSurefire]

Henry is the best part, imo : P

[@robdon3472]

Why was the trailer for this movie in the theater for so long? I saw Killers of the flower moon during its second weekend and I remember telling my friend I had already seen this trailer like 3 times. WHY DID THEY MAKE ME KEEP WATCHING THIS?!?!

[@eatatjoes6751]

It’s the Morbius trailer again.

[@SalKhayer]

Producer guy answered that question sir. "If I throw $200m at this and shove the marketing down people's throats, we can't lose baybeeeeee!"

[@robdon3472]

@SalKhayer hahah to be fair I did figure it was in an attempt to market the movie

[@seppyq3672]

Seriously, Im so sick of f the trailer, would never go see this

[@joshuareeves5103]

That was a well deserved pause for the shooting through the heart in the special part.

[@alexutzcel]

I love how producer guy is slowly becoming self aware of his creepy "tight" comments 🤣

[@Sierra.Foxtrot]

Oh, nuns are TIGHT!

[@Chuck_EL]

Oh Curvy Bryce Dallas Howard is tight!!

[@drwilyecoyote5357]

@@Chuck_EL Don't tell hr i said that.

[@Jdorty]

He's more aware the creepier it is. This was definitely a very sexual and creepy one!

[@markkramer5740]

This one definitely gave us a look at his browser history.

[@amelienabet1861]

4:07 what a twist it's been 10minutes that delivery is 👌

[@richardgomez8613]

Please do a pitch meeting for Starship Troopers! Accidentally hilarious film

[@BurgundyMermaid]

"Shove these trailers down people's throats 'til they're sick of them." I must be living under a rock, because I'd never heard of this movie until this pitch meeting.

[@rickstaism]

Me neither but then I don't watch Apple, regular tv nor have I been to the cinema in quite a while.

[@TheGreatAmphibian]

“Argyle? We’ve got the franchise for the sweater? Was it difficult?”

[@blues468]

Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@Thirdbase9]

No, the socks.

[@TheGreatAmphibian]

@@Thirdbase9 I thought we were saving those for the sequel???

[@LuisSierra42]

Actually yes

[@notusingmyname4791]

It was super knitty, barely an inconvenience

[@tatonne14]

I usually love these pitch meetings.. But you absolutely outdid yourself on this one ! Even funnier than what i'm used to 😋

[@ariel_of_narnia4482]

Thank you for the pause when you got to the heart. I needed that moment to process and recover!

[@bluecarpettiles]

Master stroke.

[@graceofspadess]

fr i watched it with my dad who is a cardiologist and he went 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

[@j.p.ijsblok5304]

"That's what I wrote down here, apparently" I hope this will be an additional running gag in the future if it isn't already!

[@starcaptainyork]

what did producer guy say afterword? I cant tell

[@SebastianJVW]

​@@starcaptainyork He starts with "Ok", then his brain splits in half between wanting to argue the point and wanting to move on from the absurdity as quickly as possible, so he sputters out something halfway between "but" and "ok"

[@nicollesalazar3335]

This Pitch Meeting was genius as per usual. Gotta admit though I loved this movie lol. It was just a really fun time! I was entertained throughout, so I recommend it for a lighthearted good time.

[@johnathanfuentes5158]

Honestly the last fight where the music box had me like “why didn’t they use it when they were slaughtering everyone” I the. Heard a voice saying “because.” Made me laugh

[@torunkusu]

”Pretty cool indeed” is my favourite line in this clip!

[@robertwest3826]

I haven't had to see an actual movie in over 3 years. Thanks, @PitchMeeting!

[@sterlingdavis8244]

Samuel L. Jackson is Valentine AND Alfred!? Also, the promo material made me think Argyle was a James Bond/Austin Powers-styled super villain rather than a heroic spy (probably because of the cat in his arm).

[@zodi02]

That ending screen. Not sure why but I laughed way too hard at that. I did try to breath in, didn't last the whole time but I'll keep practicing

[@brucebaker810]

With a year or 2 of training, you should be able to relax a little better than now.

[@oscarx-ray3545]

Are you a Victorian chimney sweep? Why can't you hold your breath for 15 seconds!?

[@zodi02]

Yessir I am. To be fair, I expected to hold it for 2 seconds so when it lasted 4 seconds and beyond, I started laughing slightly when I realised what was going on, which resetted my breath holding.@@oscarx-ray3545

[@honestr]

I was waiting for to breath out through the nipples

[@morganseppy5180]

Honestly, if creators want to pad the end og their vid with 30s of silence, I'm behind it. Those awake can skip (and skip the ad) and us in the playlist replay gang can have another 30s of serenity before a dudebro tries to sell "advice" or the current game plague blasts its cheery music. TLDR: i like the quiet, @ryangeorge

[@nrok113]

it seems that going into this movie knowing nothing about it really made it more enjoyable. I was never wondering who Argyle was because it was just a book character in the beginning

[@kjoc70]

"Don't tell HR I said that one." Your secret's safe with me, dude.