The Gray Man Pitch Meeting

[@grimquest5054]

First half of the movie was pretty decent, then they somehow dropped the ball and blew up half of Prague (?) for no reason.

[@esdrascaleb]

yep. The first half was in the books the prague sequence was one writer letting the pages for his 5 years son

[@montecrano6699]

that brown guy was trash

[@Godzzbinzz]

Yeah I thought so too then it just turned into standard blow um up action film

[@kevinrhea7332]

It looks pretty bad , and how come the bad guys never just destroy the incriminating evidence ?!

[@Eyrie007]

Explosions fun. There's a reason.

[@shawnjones99]

The fact that Screenwriter Guy is told he gets a $200 million budget but still wants to tell Producer Guy about the movie shows he really isn't in it for the money, he just wants to tell someone about things he made up.

[@abubzlife8733]

He is a better writer than Shakespeare.

[@CharlesOffdensen]

He is in it for the drone shots!

[@lowkeylokii4205]

And then he does a flip and breaks the bad guys neck and saves the day

[@mallorycarpinski1160]

He's in it for the art. So selfless.

[@cheffroggy]

Telling someone about things you made up is tight!

[@arkopauldas8800]

Nowadays I become more excited about the pitch meetings than the actual movie.

[@rotimiadido7779]

Me too

[@joanbennettnyc]

Quicker. Faster. Cheaper. Like my 3rd husband.

[@brontosa5351]

With scripts like this, who isn't.

[@aster4jaden]

That's because they are more entertaining than the actual Movies.

[@okaberintarou9249]

I don't even see the movie, I just wait for the pitch meeting cause I know it's better

[@Double979tv]

I love how these two coordinate their haircuts. Real team synergy.

[@mexicancanteen9596]

Company policy

[@trctrc7177]

@@mexicancanteen9596 🤣

[@Benjovi76]

Funny bc I thought the same

[@thetruth4116]

Having matching haircuts is TIGHT!

[@TrustMeImAnOT]

Oh wow wow wow... wow!

[@gus.smedstad]

I have no words for how stupid the whole "traceable pacemaker" thing was. I do appreciate how Ryan pointed out it means rescuing her was pointless, since they could always track her down through the magic pacemaker tracer.

[@alexdoan273]

I mean, they could probably deal with that somehow after rescuing her, or put her in a faraday cage lol

[@BOBXFILES2374a]

Maybe "Q" made it, on an off day...

[@NivMizzet89]

@@alexdoan273 Ooh, putting people in cages is tight! ...Wait, let me rethink that.

[@theholytrinitytrader]

You know why

[@OhCarlJr]

The “hey shut up” addition has added more to the humor of each pitch meeting 😂

[@darcanjel7]

Hey. Shut up. Joking. Lol

[@davidmckesey7119]

It's the get off my whole back lol

[@workinghoustonian]

that line cracks me up every time 😂😂😂

[@NoOneGetzOutAlive]

My new fav

[@johnjsal]

I was thinking the same thing!

[@georgesprat9697]

The new quick "hey shut up" thing Ryan does always gets me

[@michaelpwright]

So perfectly executed 😂😂

[@yappaplay]

Making a new catchphrase is tight.

[@davidjacobs8558]

"hey, you need to get off of my back"

[@jezdelion7729]

SAME!!

[@ChrisAlbertH47]

And he does it super easy, barely an inconvenience 😆

[@The-Rest-of-Us]

For a moment I thought “oh look producer guy and screenwriter guy both got a new haircut” - that’s how deeply I’m immersed in the Ryanverse.

[@Grasslander]

Reminds me of when I watched a video with two girls who are twins, and they mentioned "our birthday," and I thought wow, what a coincidence that they look the same AND they have the same birthday.

[@grumpy9721]

@@Grasslander SPOILER they have the same parents too!😄

[@Nvthaniel]

Lool literally

[@toddhollen]

Just wait until Producer Guy gets a haircut and Screenwriter Guy doesn't

[@TitularHeroine]

Behind deeply immersed is TIGHT!

[@ladyreverie7027]

It never gets old when Producer Guy goes: "Wow wow wow... wow". The little small added "wow" makes me crack up.

[@Szokynyovics]

Yeah, he has excellent comedic timing.

[@theoparke]

I always try to match saying that last 'wow' with him.

[@TheArchangel911]

Movies that don't have an ending, just a set up for the sequel, are super easy to make, barely an inconvenience.

[@stylesrj]

Oh, setting up for a sequel is tight!

[@ejoshcoron]

super greedy, barely a cinematic experience

[@kei.13]

@@ejoshcoron I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back on that one.

[@Newciouss]

Yo 🔥kzbin.info/www/bejne/qJWtapWpg5x9d9k ..

[@ThreadBomb]

And that's why people hate "Fellowship of the Ring".

[@AriellaLilien]

The "I mean... you know why" at the end is just *chef's kiss* perfection

[@ArmyWolves]

LoL. This is the second time I have heard that joke but it was still fun to hear it. First time was in HALLOWEEN pitch meeting.

[@robrobinson8597]

@@ArmyWolves At least one of them should have mouthed "Cinematic Universe!"

[@MrMajani]

My thoughts exactly

[@VideoHostSite]

Did some hipster dimwit use that moronic "chef's kiss" phrase on Twitter or something, so now every Gen-Z cretin on the planet feels the need to repeat it?

[@flipjupiter1]

Shut up.

[@PatrickWDunne]

"Which movie was that? It was all of them" Ryan George roasting a whole genre of movies in one go.

[@gooddreams8495]

I was waiting for someone to say this..that all of them has the same plot

[@thinshadow]

Best line in the whole pitch meeting. I laughed hard.

[@mallorycarpinski1160]

Ryan George: Which movie was that...? Me: Isn't that all of them? Other Ryan George: It's all of them.

[@tangoalpharome0]

I legit thought there was a movie called 'all of them'

[@Yvaelle]

Fun fact: The only Mission Impossible movie where Ethan Hunt is not a rogue agent fighting bad agents from his own faction, is Mission Impossible 2, where he actually does follow the mission, to Stop a rogue agent fighting bad agents from his own team (where have I heard that before?), until he realizes he's being used, and goes rogue to still stop the rogue agent fighting bad agents from his own faction: but to do it on his terms! Which is fascinating, because IMF teams appear to have zero oversight or rules of engagement anyways, and full autonomy - so the need to constantly go rogue shouldn't even make sense in this franchise.

[@StewartFletcher]

The irony of this entire film is that the concept of "a small, gray man" is to have field operatives be entirely unremarkable physically. Not too tall or too short. Not too fat or too fit. Not too ugly or handsome. So they are fairly impossible to recognize and never draw attention. To cast Ryan Gosling, Sexiest Man of the Year 20whatever is just hilarious. Should've cast Paul Giamatti or, if you want young, Jake Johnson.

[@jeffdroog]

But,the money?

[@cliptomaniac2562]

Chris Evans is also sexiest man alive lol

[@StewartFletcher]

@@cliptomaniac2562 but he's not the gray man

[@cliptomaniac2562]

@@StewartFletcher yeah and Ryan Gosling wasn’t sexiest man alive. I was pointing out for a spy movie there were super beautiful people doing the spying.

[@bharatbhat1719]

What possibly makes you think jake Johnson isnt hot??

[@honestmovieopinion]

The Harvard bros never shutting up about being Harvard bros was the most realistic part of this movie 😁

[@deepzone31]

They are the worst, especially now that they have killed their brand by making it a pipeline for anti-capitalists. Same with Georgetown

[@jollyvenom5134]

NO!!😡

[@manchesterunitedno7]

Nah, every Ivy Leaguers are like that.

[@CorePathway]

They call it “dropping the H bomb”

[@bkatbamna]

Reminds me of vegans.

[@zachryder3150]

As someone who read the novel, I was very disappointed that the film didn't have in it the most American sentence ever written in 21st century fiction: "Inside was a Barrett M107, a fifty-caliber rifle that fired shells half the size of beer bottles and dispatched the heavy bullets with a muzzle velocity of nearly nine football fields a second."

[@riseofazrael]

An aggressively American sentence indeed.

[@sourgang2110]

Bro please tell me you're making that up

[@PaxIesus]

Honestly, pretty standard for gun-porn books. Read Monster Hunter: International for the REAL good guts and ol' Glory!

[@atharvadeshpande4749]

@@sourgang2110 I saw a similar comment on another video. And read the book to find this exact sentence. And Holy Fuck! it was real.

[@bombarded15]

@@PaxIesus you had me in the first half lmao

[@pa.encema2821]

The fact the producer guy asked screenwriter guy; why they didn't take Loyd after he was passed out, is the smartest question ever

[@kens2328]

I thought, “Why not just kill him now?”

[@nugzin5742]

That pause before the final "Wow" had me holding my breath harder than the end of the movie

[@SchrijverMarcel]

Same

[@scottslotterbeck3796]

Wow wow wow wow...........................wow.

[@Newciouss]

Yo 🔥kzbin.info/www/bejne/qJWtapWpg5x9d9k ..

[@annemari]

It's the antici-

[@t-rexontherun]

He knows what we want

[@MGD313]

In the Screenwriter's handbook, "Offscreen" is defined as "The place where you hide all your plotholes."

[@ProjektTaku]

legit.

[@flatebo1]

Like Knight and Day, where everything interesting happened offscreen.

[@heirrose1606]

This one needs a whole sequel for it's plotholes. Typical Russo Bros

[@eyeheartsushi2212]

LOL

[@bmorg7244]

Hiding plotholes is tight!

[@moviewolverine89]

The Writer started out wanting to explain and expound upon the plot regardless of budget but devolved into obsession with stylistic but ultimately meaningless drone shots. A compelling study of a character's decent into madness. 16/10 arc development.

[@-The-Golden-God-]

The writer probably didn't include drone shots in the script 🤦

[@キラキラくりくり頭]

Wow, that was in the video!

[@willdejong7763]

I talked to Ryan and he agreed; that should have been "descent". Otherwise that's a decent comment you've got there. Sorey.

[@jelita_]

It seems the writer in this Pitch Meeting has more character development than people in the movie 🤣

[@ruthlesscutthroat4030]

descent... decent means nice

[@thedingdongsunshinefuture]

Nice video! One thing I thought was weird was that the ending kinda implied that Six became Claire’s unofficial guardian? But they would have to spend their lives on the run and the stress that comes with that lifestyle probably wouldn’t be good for her heart condition. Also, Claire doesn’t have any living relatives. So the only reasonable explanation for someone to use her as a hostage would be to manipulate Six. But if Six had gone back to prison like they’d planned, there’d be nothing to manipulate him about so she’d be safe.

[@DMolofsky]

This perfectly sums up all the issues I had with this film. There was zero tension from start to finish.

[@evoke2976]

you mean suspense?

[@theroyle7098]

@@evoke2976 you mean atmosphere?

[@jissanhuq3792]

Even this pitch meeting was kinda blah cuz of it… disappointing

[@jamielondon6436]

Wait, you didn't root for the murderers? Or the murderers? I mean, one side was maybe slightly less murderous than the other … or maybe not.

[@jissanhuq3792]

@@jamielondon6436 usually the pitch meetings can make fun of anything but like he really had nothing to work with.

[@porkkatsu7228]

Watching a pitch meeting for a movie you've never heard of is tight!

[@king_halcyon]

That's not true (for me al). I know it but didn’t see it

[@stevedoyle6139]

And that you never intend to see.

[@notme222]

It's the movie I keep hearing about, then forgetting, then hearing about again. I expect in a few days I'll discover this Pitch Meeting again as if for the first time.

[@wlb277]

It sure is sir!

[@iwatchwithnoads7480]

Who has the time to watch full length movies that are just recycled from other movie plots

[@umwelten988]

That leaving the Lloyd Hansan unconscious without killing him or taking him bugged me the most.

[@teslaromans1023]

Yes, it was so contrived. Like a bullet to the head and bam, most of his problems solved.

[@thegoose4650]

Same lol

[@FaceFamous]

Lloyd was killed by the female CIA agent. He wasn't unconscious he was shot dead Edit: forgot he got shot with the tranquilizer and flipped onto the ground when he fell.. 🤣

[@loveliedream]

@@FaceFamous ana de armas shot him with tranquilizer in the middle of a movie and left him

[@oerthling]

There's 3 teams of insane mercenary teams destroying the city center of a major European city with heavy arms that they had ready on cars on a few minutes warning and THAT'S the part that bugged you? There must be some way (perhaps a sneaky single person that cones from behind at an opportune moment while the target eats dinner or some such) without 3 teams sacrificing themselves in the stupidest and loud manner, while openly shooting machine guns in a city. The movie was dumb fun - if one is in the mood for dumb action

[@smitakshibarman9004]

Hi Ryan, much love and appreciation from Assam, an eastern state of India. I find your work to be pretty brilliant and hilarious. Pls pls do the series Lost, it would be awesome👍👍👍

[@sTEALtooth]

2:32 - Hahaha, the drone shots for sure stick out in this movie. My first thought was, "did the DoP get a drone for his birthday?" 😂 Also, the "hey shut up" line has been a great addition to the list of catchphrases ☺

[@RFYoriginal]

You would love/hate Ambulance. A solid half of the movie is just drone shots.

[@fathuman]

@@RFYoriginal Yeah and half of them utterly gratuitous. There were some drone shots that where really short and didn't seem to be framing anything in particular and had me wondering what they were for exactly. But that's Michael Bay for you.

[@RFYoriginal]

@@fathuman Drone shots are to Michael Bay now what slow motion is to Zack Snyder.

[@mrwassef]

@@RFYoriginal when he mentioned drone thoughts all I could think of was Ambulance haha

[@PretenderCS]

I was binge watching every Pitch meeting within like two weeks and it´s so damn good. Hilarious how the producer and pitcher were just normal guys in the beginning, but voice and eyes got greedier and greedier over time. I bet when they get home, they still have these expressions and talk to their families like that.

[@ProjektTaku]

exactly.

[@LucianDevine]

It must run in the family. They are third cousins after all.

[@devinpaul9026]

Who also all look and sound exactly like them.

[@Mark-nu9ch]

@@LucianDevine And they might be in love with each other too, but maybe screenwriter guy doesnt actually exist and it's all in producer guys head. The lore is deep!

[@worldscoolestperson7672]

Doesn’t Producer Guy’s wife wants a restraining order?

[@crybaby.wav21]

I absolutely love the character development for producer guy in this video. It’s crazy how he goes from not caring about the story in the beginning to asking the screenwriter guy multiple times what happens next in the story at 2:44. Honestly one of the best character pieces in all of existence!

[@theplacestamphereshow8346]

A better character arc than many major motion pictures

[@TheSangson]

Tells me a bunch about this film that I just now remembered having seen it by the stills in this vid, and I love Ryan Gosling and Ana deArmas. It's quite literally a film that makes you think "Mhm, ok." and never think about it again

[@John73John]

I had oatmeal for breakfast this morning in case anyone was wondering. Glad to have Ryan's permission to say this.

[@Bradguy123]

I too had oatmeal

[@Hummingbirder1]

That's a totally OK breakfast, I've decided 😏

[@mallorycarpinski1160]

And Ryan actually cares 😜

[@JOESMITH-qs8ue]

Green eggs and ham...I'm not feeling too well now.

[@rosannap661]

Me too!! Loved the twist at the end where he does care. Did not see that coming 😂

[@Strider315]

I see a new pitch meeting I click. It’s super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@dublindutch6346]

I know right haha, movie was awesome as well :)

[@iwatchwithnoads7480]

Same.

[@bleybourne1]

Oh, really?

[@devinpaul9026]

But like, what if it's just a normal pitch meeting featuring regular people who aren't each other for comedy purposes? Do you just click on EVERY pitch meeting and hope that ALL of them will be one of THESE? Seems like it would be a very impractical undertaking relying on INSANE amounts of luck and coincidence...

[@Strider315]

@@devinpaul9026 I’m going to need you to get AAAAALLLLL the way off my back about how I click pitch meetings.

[@MusicalJackknife]

I love how he has officially added "heyshutup" to his list of catchphrases, cracks me up every time. No idea what this movie is but I'm glad I don't have to watch it now.

[@christianbrenner984]

Looks like it replaced "Listen, I need you to get ALL the way of my back about ...". I liked that one more. The heyshutup isn't bad, but I think he should use both occasionally.

[@Grasslander]

As long as it's not used too much

[@joeywheelercabrosky528]

The "shut up" gag replacing the "I need you to get off my back" one is much less creative, and it's just annoying to hear.

[@sumbitch3rdgen]

You should totally watch the movie though, it's pretty good and it was directed by the Russo brothers

[@MusicalJackknife]

@@sumbitch3rdgen Good to know, I'm fully aware that everything sounds dumber in a pitch meeting lol, I just don't watch too many movies

[@rujotheone]

I like the novelle drone shorts especially in the train scenes. Some people don't like it but I think it was worth the try.

[@paulv8773]

I love how this movie is like "these mass murderers are good because they do slightly less mass murder than the other mass murderers who are bad, so root for the former please and don't think about the wider implications of their day job in any way"

[@EggShen905]

That's called "an 80s action movie".

[@bobholt6217]

@@EggShen905 This is my take on it also lol. I love how Seagal/Van Damme/ Whoever would meet a girl 5 minutes in to a movie and they would kill hundreds of innocent people and sacrifice their own family members for someone they met 5 minutes earlier.

[@jamielondon6436]

Spot on, PaulV.

[@weneedaladder8384]

Especially in a movie named after a child murderer, rapist, and cannibal.

[@Dukeflyhawker]

@@EggShen905 That reminds of something Jack Burton used to say

[@sampigg7933]

This was hilarious. I had a caramel cookie for breakfast, so sorry, Ryan. Can't wait for the last Harry Potter Pitch Meeting!

[@jebeda]

I skipped breakfast, but just ate a Quaker Strawberry Yogurt Granola bar.

[@canari1543]

Im sure he will split the HP review into 2 parts as well. So it wont be the last...

[@wyattangle]

Hopefully we get the Ms Marvel pitch meeting soon!

[@sampigg7933]

@@canari1543 I wondered, but he did both Twilight movies together.

[@acelovesdiyschristopher7023]

@@wyattangle I can't wait to see that and a top gun maverick pitch meeting!😂

[@alesi257]

Watching a two-hour movie for the sole purpose of watching its pitch meeting afterwards is TIGHT

[@ferzmat2313]

LOL I just did that

[@commonsenseii]

@@ferzmat2313 yeahh me too 😂

[@Meany223]

I just did that lmaoo

[@djeio]

Lmao

[@thegoodtony3339]

You do it too?

[@drd7747]

you continue to be a LEGEND!! My wife is getting tired of the sound and volume of my laughter when I watch your stuff. Now I have to take my laptop behind a closed door. Besides the humor, your editing is so precise - it's perfect!

[@AKiwiBird]

I like how immediately after getting his point across screen writer guy just gets over the drone shots and goes back to talking about the script

[@furn2313]

Every time I watch these videos I realise they'll practically never run out of content and that releases happy chemicals in my brain.

[@spellman007]

ya, it's actually hard to create something. much easier just to tear stuff apart.

[@jtreidno1]

I love how Ryan Gosling keeps saying "no one throws a loaded gun." Most accurate firearm safety comment ever made in an action movie.

[@exanime]

the muted humour Ryan G's character brought in was great IMO

[@Lion-O-Richie2040]

I kept wondering if he meant in movies or real life lol. Because in movies they do it all the damn time.

[@Reclusive247]

It's like something Archer would say.

[@perigee_vitz-wong]

ALYX, YOU'RE GONNA NEED A GUN, DON'T WORRY, IT'S UNLOADED! *throws gun out window* ...it's unloaded now

[@Kamfrenchie]

but it's stupid in context to throw an empty gun

[@heli88]

As I watched this movie, I kept starting to ask questions and then thinking it was just going to be one of those movies where things happen because they need to. At least I have this channel to make it funny.

[@LetThatStuffGo]

"Because the movie is not done yet." 😂 That is my new fave line.

[@StarsAndAngels]

Perfect

[@TheLauren800]

I was watching a movie last night and it was crazy predictable and I like I think I think I’d love to see Ryan pitch meeting on this!

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

i love how, "...so that the movie can happen" and "...cuz the movie's not done yet!" are such spot-on excuses for why Idiot Plots happen.

[@self.medicate]

"Picture abhi baaki hai, mere dost"

[@YourFitnessQuest]

I love watching these videos right after I see a movie. Ryan is brutal as he picks apart all the loose ends and shortcomings in films. I have to agree with all of the points he makes, even when it's a movie I enjoyed.

[@DirtySouthJR]

Yeah when he butchered the LOTR trilogy almost had me thinking I should be in my feels a little bit but instead was agreeing and laughing the entire time. Ryan is the opposite of the "Cinema Sins style" of wildly throwing as many things as you possibly can into a video whether they are valid or not.

[@CorePathway]

He’s not wrong. Either of him. 🤣

[@wlb277]

I like how seemingly the vast majority of movies and TV shows always have a situation that's hard /almost impossible to manage or escape from but there's always the "Actually its gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience!" moment. Gotta love plot conveniences/contrivances.

[@abubzlife8733]

That’s….that’s the running joke……

[@sbuffduff123]

I LOVE his excitement before he even hears the pitch

[@artiefufkin88]

The holdout for that last "wow" was so freakin' good :D I immediately remembered to click the like button

[@artiefufkin88]

@@rerigan yeah yeah yeah!

[@grandetaco4416]

this is spot on. The part where he chooses to do hand to hand combat over just taking the bad guy out is what got me. Really? you want the potential of dying or getting life threatening injuries over escaping? Even the movie was smart enough to realize he would at least end up captured because of this decision.

[@KayD]

My fave was when captain America didn't kill gosling when he had a gun pointed at him. Then, maybe 30mins later he says the line 'how hard is it to shoot someone??' Gee... cap... you tell me??

[@jah2032]

an yk I'm not gonna lie I could see myself doing that shit... just saying

[@sunekoo]

Did you even watch the film? By that point of course they both have something to prove.

[@Gooner184]

@@sunekoo No one watched it, we just watched the pitch meeting instead.

[@oscarwang7227]

@@sunekoo yes. Still the character didn’t seem to be dumb enough to take such a risk knowing that captain America was still a dangerous opponent. Should’ve let the little girl leave and then get his partner to take the shot

[@endanarchy]

The "hey shut up" is officially my new favourite Pitch Meeting soundbite. It's the Born King bastard child of "I need you to get aaaaaaall the way off my back". Ryan, you're a really fun insert to my day.

[@scionofdorn9101]

Inserting things is TIGHT!

[@planetofthegapes]

Very cool... I imagine! Feels like we're seeing way more off-screen action in films these days... Or not seeing, as the case may be.

[@bsn0730]

I took this movie as a comedy pretending to be a serious action thriller. I was cracking up, loved it!

[@BrianHartman]

Gosling looks like he played it straight, but I think Evans knew what kind of movie he was in. :)

[@benjackson8511]

That’s exactly what i did. This is an all time great action comedy

[@FaceFamous]

@@benjackson8511 exactly. I liked it. It didn't take itself serious. They knew what movie they were in

[@eldorados_lost_searcher]

@@BrianHartman It's like in Dr Strangelove, where Peter Sellers is playing the President, while George C Scott is over the top in his delivery. The biggest laugh I had was after Gosling landed from the plane breaking up, and the body of the guy whose parachute he'd hijacked is still suspended from the rock formation overhead, while Gosling is playing it off as just another Thursday. I'm not saying that The Gray Man is at the level of Strangelove, but it's a precedent.

[@jaimeruiz7837]

I mean… it’s pretty fucking obvious this movie was made to just entertain.

[@ConditionOfMan]

It's incredible how he keeps the "...is tight!" jokes fresh!

[@smolgrizzly4608]

Keeping the same joke fresh for eternity is TIGHT

[@mackymendenilla8681]

Loved the scene with Chris Evans saying. ' It was you, you are the Gray Man!'

[@tarkus1056]

It's grayin' time

[@razor23Ukraine]

I was also trying to understand where exactly I've seen this plot before.....thanks guys, yes, it was all of them.

[@HailHydra1001]

A Back to the future part 2 pitch meeting would be tight!

[@horusgarcia1]

Yeah, one that hasn't happed yet to find out they got it right.

[@HailHydra1001]

@@horusgarcia1 Just cause it’s a great trilogy doesn’t mean you can’t make a pitch meeting about it. Everyone loves Harry Potter and Ryan has been making pitch meetings about them

[@jebeda]

@@HailHydra1001 You made me smile by using Harry Potter films as examples of "great". Beautifully filmed, certainly. Plot-wise? Not so much.

[@HailHydra1001]

@@jebeda I’m not saying they’re all amazing, they’re just really popular. Imo 4 and 7 are the weakest. POA is probably my favorite

[@luhaguilar]

I had to translate this video to my family because we watched the movie last weekend for family time. It was a fun bonding moment, actually, talking trash about the movie and pointing out its flaws. So I translated it to them and they laughed at your jokes, even though I didn’t tell them nearly as well as you do. Just thought you should know

[@SolarScion]

That's a really wholesome story 😄 Thanks, Luiza!

[@wallaroo1295]

*So many movies I have been able to say, "Nope." to - because of Ryan George.* - *Thank you, Dude!*

[@scratchy996]

I watch all these movies just for the Pitch Meetings and Honest Trailers, because that's where the fun is. Of course I torrent them, people would be crazy to pay for the movies nowadays.

[@armedwombat6816]

Keep in mind, he makes fun of plot holes and questionable decisions, it's not about how much fun a movie actually is to watch. Dumb movies can sometimes still be fun.

[@Newciouss]

Yo 🔥kzbin.info/www/bejne/qJWtapWpg5x9d9k ..

[@dixienormus6941]

Yeah, I’ve not watched a film for about 2 years now thanks to Ryan. Missed some absolute stinkers like The Batman as a result. He’s providing a valuable service. Wish he’d done Dune though: “Loooonnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg. And boring”

[@fakegmale4648]

@@dixienormus6941 I’m hoping that’s a joke because those are probably the best two blockbusters so far this decade

[@TheGoodfella2012]

0:30 Evans and Gosling will make a fantastic Netflix thumbnail....LMAO

[@christianellegaard7120]

You should do some pitch meetings for some of the real old classics. Like Casablanca, The Wizard of Oz, From here to Eternity, or Ben Hur. Or any of the many great movies made before 1970.

[@joanbennettnyc]

Sound of Music

[@timnor4803]

Magnificent 7 and Lawrence of Arabia

[@captaincanaveral]

I remember he did one for Dumbo, I wanted him to keep that 40s radio voice in the whole thing so badly

[@devinpaul9026]

Pitch meetings for classic King flicks, yo!

[@VorpalDerringer]

A great untapped genre!

[@XeroboxMedia]

"Extra Ten Million To The First Guy To Put A Bullet In This Ken Doll's Brain." Lloyd Hansen. Actors in a movie making reference to a movie not yet released is TIGHT.

[@caasieu]

"Adding holes into things is TIGHT!" "Ahm, well OK" that's some character development right there

[@bjja264]

Adding plot holes to the script is tight!

[@pawelczoppa]

That shot of Gosling cosplaying Adam Sandler at the end of the movie was priceless 😎

[@Wynner3]

I'm still trying to figure out how Sierra 4 & 6 could talk normally with those fireworks going off. I would also like to know the backstory of the Sierra code name.

[@MeowXMeowXBI7CH]

C.I.A = Si-er-ra Word play.. albeit terrible.. least all I kept thinking.

[@daseinz]

Talk to the sequel

[@jayantkumar2314]

In certain language it means mountain, my guess

[@ErebosGR]

@@MeowXMeowXBI7CH In the NATO phonetic alphabet, Sierra stands for the letter S, idiot.

[@deprekkenlemon2277]

In the books (idk how accurate the movie is to it) Sierra is supposed to be a cia hit team ish that the gray man was a part of before the cia turned on him, the team was called golf Sierra if memory serves me and that's where in he books he gets Sierra 6 from

[@lordsmooshy]

Ryan, I love all your Pitch Meeting videos. I really helps to save time by not watching all these horrible movies myself. You do the world a service sir.

[@alexpowers5117]

But this was a very entertaining movie

[@PhilGerb93]

It wasn’t that bad. A good movie to watch when you have nothing else to do.

[@Pucknuckle]

Between Pitch Meetings and Honest Trailers, most movies can be watched in around ten minutes these days

[@Zauchi]

@@PhilGerb93 but surely there are better movies to watch if you have nothing else to do.

[@PhilGerb93]

@@Zauchi I don't rewatch a movie often, so my options are getting limited, especially on Netflix.

[@korbell1089]

That last "wow" sounded so disappointed and soul crushed. You know it must be bad when even Producer Guy can't get interested in making money!😅

[@flatebo1]

At the beginning he seemed to have gotten stuck in "spend money" mode.

[@danavixen6274]

The pause between the last two wows! 🤣😂😂🤣😂

[@retlabpm]

You are just way too much fun - thanks for your channel. Very much enjoy your work!

[@aliengranpa]

"some times they bring me up to their ship and do things to me" 😂 that's exactly what I thought the movie was about when it first came out!

[@nerdock4747]

Profile picture and name checks out.

[@jaynabb1462]

The drone shots were a problem for me, so I am glad it was acknowledged.

[@gregbrown3082]

I haven't even seen the film, and I got angry about the drone clips featured here. Hah.

[@invader_jim2837]

I thought most of them were great tbh. In fact I liked a lot of the "dynamic" camera angles used in the film.

[@CZeke]

DRONE SHOTS!

[@unom8]

Didn't have a problem with them TBH, cheaper than the alternative and while they didn't push any envelope they seemed fine to me.

[@jaynabb1462]

@@unom8 I’m incredibly happy for you.

[@theonebman7581]

Well this sure looks like a movie The most movie of the year, that's for sure

[@senatorarmstrong2100]

@Joe Schmoe your comment is one of the comments ever written

[@darkhorse811]

I mean, it has a plot and it definitely has characters.

[@audioawesome9527]

This is an awesome service. I watched it on netflix, fell asleep for 30 minutes, didn't want to rewatch it and now...... I don't need to. Come to think of it, I coukd have skipped it akk together and just watched this. Peace out

[@catdogmousecheese]

5:30 When I read that headline, at first I thought it said The Gray Man 2 Officially Confirmed with Ryan George and I was like "holy shit, Ryan's going to be in a movie" but then I read it again and it said Ryan Gosling.

[@carlrood4457]

I always liked how in the movie, "The In-Laws", Peter Falk is explaining to a cab driver that CIA agents look like him, not James Bond.

[@mikeyh0]

Great movie. Serpentine, serpentine.

[@raydunakin]

I love that movie!

[@kayjacoby290]

@@mikeyh0 You know I thought, if Meredith from Prometheus had just run serpentine, she would've survived that crashed ship. Thank you Peter Falk.

[@BeardVsTheWorldUK1]

Does anyone else remember that movie but us?

[@Dargonhuman]

@@kayjacoby290 Yea, but then we wouldn't have the Prometheus School of Running Away From Things so...

[@gordontarpley]

I was Billy Bob's 2003 de-age double in the opening scene and You can see my neck and jaw at the 1:00 mark of this vid!

[@osheridan]

good neck, 8/10 👍

[@tjrodriguez16]

"Adding holes to things is tight" got me good with that one.

[@liamnoah6648]

It is always impressive when Producer guy and screenwriter guy bring up what doesn't make sense storytelling wise/plot wise. THANKS !

[@harrybaba8560]

"Uh, the CIA" "Yay, you know that place that's completely run by young, hot models" "What?" I laughed too hard at this :D

[@johndawson6057]

No fr tho, like as soon as i saw them on screen i knew it was gonna be another shit jason bourne-esque movie.

[@ChrisAlbertH47]

Well, at least he didn't say _"you know, that place that's completely run by incredibly competent and efficient people"_ Cause that would've been a real gut buster 🤣

[@MusicoftheDamned]

I feel like a movie where the in-universe CIA *is* nothing but hot, young models would be far more interesting than this utterly generic movie sounds like. (Especially since the only redeeming factor of this seems to be how attractive the main actors are anyway.)

[@mwright_boomer]

I continue to be astonished by how many ways Ryan has found to say “wow” in rapid succession

[@enryelle]

My favorite way was in the Loki pitch meeting where he said the last "wow" like Owen Wilson.

[@whydidyoueatsnailpo]

I didn't eat breakfast today because I kinda slept in but the first thing I ate was Planter's Tropical Fruit and Nut Trail Mix which features peanuts, banana chips, raisins, yogurt flavored raisins, dried pineapple, and cashews. It was approximately 900 calories total with 24g of protien but now that I'm looking at it probably more sodium, carbs, and added sugars than I should be having. I think its okay though since it was essentially my lunch too. Anyways, thanks for asking, Ryan George I hope you had a good breakfast too.

[@BOBXFILES2374a]

Thanks for sharing!

[@whydidyoueatsnailpo]

@@BOBXFILES2374a you are welcome :)

[@nerf.miner1]

I love watching pitch meetings about a movie I’ve never even freaking heard of before

[@flatebo1]

Well, the movie came out on Netflix like 3 days ago, so there's that. Haven't really seen any promo stuff for it. So, like a good spy, you'll never even know it's there.

[@MyBiPolarBearMax]

Ryan’s character setting up that he didn’t care about our breakfast and then secretly actually caring is how you subvert expectations. Netflix, give this man 300 million dollars.

[@mexicancanteen9596]

Why? So they can replace him with a black ingenious lesbian?

[@prettynpetty8342]

I was laughing the whole way through this movie. The tram chase in Prague had me on the floor dying. A tram going 60 and an armored car swerving uncontrollably and struggling to keep up with it. Pure camp. This movie is pure camp. It goes in the same category as Malignant for me.

[@costaliberta5969]

i usually identify and actually stop watching these type of movies in the first ten minutes!

[@SolarScion]

That scene was over the top ridiculous, but if you mean it was strange that an armored sports car was having trouble staying level with a tram going 60 (MPH I assume), then an actual bulletproof car would probably be noticeably less maneuverable than its normal counterpart, but mainly, I can only imagine it would be incredibly difficult to not crash into something at those speeds in the middle of a cramped and crowded European city center.

[@BlckSWANWhtRbbt]

I love that it even called itself out when nobody could shoot Ryan Gosling while he was handcuffed to a bench. I laughed more at this than Red Notice for sure

[@kchikwete]

Spy movies now ripping off Fast and Furious. we have come full circle

[@nicks1451]

Watch the movie RRR. You will laugh yourself stupid. Pure camp at its campiest.

[@ThatWeirdFinn]

oatmeal. with peanut butter and raspberry jam. like eeevery morning. oh, and it has some hemp in it too for good measure.

[@belowaverageluke1369]

The first half of the movie really felt like a Hitman 3 mission, and I really loved the aesthetic of the opening scene.

[@jackjackmckean3791]

SAME DUDE!!!! I was thinking "this is what the Bangkok map should have been"

[@Healcraft]

would have preferred if it felt like a hitman 1-2 mission, without the person constantly talking in his ear

[@Largentina.]

The aesthetic is cool but it's shot in the ugliest way imaginable.

[@wolfcobra1259]

After watching RRR and how amazing and over the top it is with Action I feel like it deserves a Pitch Meeting I need to see a Pitch Meeting for RRR

[@AlienSquidMonster]

what is rrr?

[@chaitanyadangeti5607]

@@AlienSquidMonster indian movie I think it getting nominated for Oscar but could be wrong

[@lasku0007]

@@chaitanyadangeti5607 could be wrong aa?? Orey nuvvu telugodivi ra lol. Yenduku ra actinglu?

[@wolfcobra1259]

@@AlienSquidMonster it is an Indian movie. It is/was on Netflix when I watched it

[@apetogetherstrong4243]

it was just a regular glorified musical(the one thing indian -cinema- 2hr video industry can produce) with a little bit of patriogasm & affordable cgi sprinkled on top.

[@stacksofwood1080]

I want a spin-off backstory of the blue blazer guy

[@HypocritesExposd]

Why are these only 5 minutes long?! Honestly, such good content deserves the 10 minute treatment!

[@JonnySublime]

That’s as long as it takes to describe the plots of these movies

[@Mallory-Malkovich]

So often I will watch the Pitch Meeting of a movie rather than watch the actual movie. It's a real time saver!

[@HeatherVT8]

I’ve been waitingggg for this pitch meeting!! DRONE SHOTS 😂

[@shawnwilliams736]

Really liked this movie, glad to see the pitch meeting!

[@pardotkynes1]

I had an ear of corn left over from last nights dinner for breakfast..... i was late for work so had to improvise. I have seen a lot of people in the comments listing they breakfast foods I have to wander if you are a little surprised that ploy worked so well.

[@starsINSPACE]

I was playing a video game in the same room while my dad watched this movie and i think that plus this video counts as watching the whole movie.

[@AwesomeDavid10]

5:40 - 2 Flat bread, 1 omelet, Tea and some boiled chickpeas. This is what I had for breakfast.

[@VoidKing666]

I had a cherry turnover and orange juice. I only ate half of the turnover because there wasn’t enough salt, and I wasn’t that hungry.

[@PartStupid]

This was a good flick actually. Nothing groundbreaking but a fun watch IMO.

[@OscarFinn]

So glad this exists, could only manage to get through the first 20 minutes of the movie

[@dorismidge8762]

As I watched this movie, I couldn’t help but hear writer guy pitch this meeting. I heard at least 4 wow wow wow wow’s, 6 what’s and 2 super easy, barely an inconvenience’s! 😂

[@sweetsnejinka9411]

I hear him in my head in theaters too now :D

[@timnor4803]

I hear his voice in meetings 😂😂😂 I'm gonna need you to get all the wayyyyy of my back 😂😂😂

[@celiacresswell6909]

You’re lucky it’s just movies - I’ve got that as a monologue when I’m watching the news, making breakfast, driving in traffic…. I’m basically screwed now!

[@Poisonedblade]

"CIA the organization run by young hot models..." I laughed and have Dr. Pepper up my nose now. Thanks.

[@cinephilestuff]

Pitch meetings are like a part of everyone lives!

[@clarkwinegar]

I didn't read ALL the comments, but why does it seem like NO ONE is talking about what they had for breakfast!? You all keep yammering on about how funny this video is or stuff about the movie, ignoring the important question about breakfast! I for one, fried some bacon bits in butter, then dumped sharp cheddar cheese on that and fried it until the cheese was crispy, then I poured scrambled eggs on the crispy bacon cheese disc and let it coat it, flipping it at just the right time so I had like an omelette type thing but filled with crispy bacon cheese. I've never done this before, and I'm not sure what inspired it today, but it was delicious, and I'll be doing it again, and I feel like it was fate that Ryan asked me what I had for breakfast today, because normally it's just nothing or boring cold cereal. Phew! Man it feels good to put that out there. You're welcome internet!

[@adrianvanleeuwen]

"Hey shut up" now replacing "get off my back on that thing" as a newer catch phrase. Both are hilarious! Used when there are numerous plot holes which most movies have plenty.

[@wugglebee9522]

"So the bad guys just get away with no consequences" Yes Ryan, welcome to CIA history where people fuck the world up then go home for dinner

[@thesalvadorian]

I hope it was a nutritious dinner

[@jase276]

@@thesalvadorian It was a TV dinner, the most unhealthy of dinners.

[@Tempus0ptic]

C.I.A. = Cocky Intentional As$holes

[@thesalvadorian]

@@jase276 so they did to their own digestive system what they did to the world? At least they were consistent

[@glorygloryholeallelujah]

That tradition goes way further back than the CIA, my friend…🤣

[@brettbeyer73]

"Hey, shut up!" Is my favorite new addition to this routine. Oh, and I had yogurt with fruit in it for breakfast.

[@godbluffvdgg]

Every time Ryan says "drone Shots" ...Take a shot of Makers Mark... That delayed "wow" was perfect...: D