Moonfall Pitch Meeting

[@Poisonedblade]

The writing in this one makes Sharknado seem like a documentary.

[@somerandolad]

Please, that's a masterpiece compared to this film.

[@coolnerdlll6053]

The movie or the video? Because the Sharknado Pitch Meeting is currently my all-time favorite.

[@h2ojr1]

"WE NEED TO NUKE THE MOON!!!!"

[@stevenharper9108]

Where were you when the Sharknado happened?

[@Tomsan991]

I think the important thing is Ryan's pronunciation of the L in Calm

[@kashel83]

You know... at some point I thought of writing movies, but told myself "forget it, you'll probably never write something that'll make it to theaters..." and after hearing the plot for this movie I realized no matter how stupid an idea might be you can find someone to fund it, so I'm starting my script this weekend, wish me luck

[@korivakvehiclesims3341]

Now you can be a professional screenwriter too!

[@wildberrycrush3901]

Good luck!

[@spuriouslathos2518]

Just remember when anybody starts poking holes in your story to keep shouting " I'm a professional Screenwriter!"

[@winngh]

Best of luck 🤞 😂

[@akamal92]

Writing movie scripts is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@madspet9106]

This is the kind of movie I love to experience by listening to others talk about it, rather than by watching it myself

[@chasehedges6775]

Same.💯💯

[@heatsrink01]

It's OK nothing I would pay for.

[@ctl6985]

That describes so many movies people try to get me to watch

[@mantovannni]

I've been choosing to do that with quite a few modern films. I'd rather come here and have it pulled apart. This way I get to enjoy the movie and save a bunch of time.

[@Nunya310]

What the shitty kind? 😂 same…

[@jloiben12]

To be fair, the “we stopped the project that will save the world because of budgetary concerns” is probably the most realistic part of the movie

[@LuisSierra42]

Don't look up vibes

[@mixtapeweezy6871]

Seriously. Lol

[@gamerdweebentertainment1616]

Which is concerning, still waiting when scientists go full dono/patreon mode, then again maybe even that isn't enough money.

[@alphana7055]

Then you have no idea how governments works.

[@naamadossantossilva4736]

No it is not.America spent billions to spite the soviets in the 60s,an even greater proganda victory would get any money it needed.

[@KSweatshack]

"I'm a professional screenwriter" This needs to be in more pitch meetings

[@manasbiswas6034]

exactly, this line is so good

[@g.d.graham2446]

Lol true

[@klas666]

My favourite one comes from some of Twilight PMs: "I'm a writer!" "I guess you kinda are"

[@mallorycarpinski1160]

The Falcon and the Winter Soldier: "Nobody knows who the Powerbroker is... that's a big twist I wrote!"

[@brycespencer6732]

Yes

[@zbh9268]

"I'm a professional screenwriter. " That was much funnier than it should have been.

[@sygmarvexarion7891]

"Any man who needs to say that he's a professional screenwriter is not a professional screenwriter" - Tywin Lannister

[@herbwitch5681]

He’s sure as shooting not an astrophysicist

[@AK-jb9pb]

I was dying hearing that

[@nicholaswinters5784]

It’s not only what he said but also the way he said it

[@anthonywynn1812]

The joke would have been funnier if there were a team of Ryan's behind him saying, "We are professional screen writers, and we see nothing wrong with this script, at all."

[@CHRNESFWE]

I really like how in this one you can FEEL the pain in Ryan’s voice in some of the lines. You can get a real sense of how badly it hurt him to have to watch this movie. We appreciate your sacrifice, sir.

[@danavixen6274]

Many prayers for Ryan and Epic Voice Guy (Honest Trailers) during this difficult time. 😔🙏🏾

[@jennyanydots2389]

He didn't watch the movie. Most if not all of these are written by some joo writer's. Ryan's just some dee bag reading for an audience of dee bag's like yourself.

[@samiraperi467]

It was in fact super easy, barely an inconvenience! ...No? Okay.

[@jennyanydots2389]

@@samiraperi467 It's still not cool how he supports gRape and animal abuse.

[@youmongrel]

“I’m a professional screenwriter,” wipes away a tear.

[@rawdog1999]

My favourite part of the film was when Halle Berry used a sextant, a navigational tool that uses the horizon and a celestial body to determine latitude and longitude, to navigate through space. What she uses as a horizon, and how latitude and logitude are relevant in space exploration, are beyond me.

[@Soupy_loopy]

Super easy, just get all the way off my back about that.

[@peteoconnor6388]

@@Soupy_loopy Oh, let me get off that thing then.

[@Br-kc2jy]

@@peteoconnor6388 Ooopse

[@Jordan-Ramses]

Halle Barry and a sextant. That sounds like a typo in the script. It was supposed to be Hally Barry having sex in a tent.

[@foy5051]

SCIENCE!!!

[@bryh555]

This movie is insane. Not only is every person acting like the world falling apart as the moon hurdles toward it is just a minor inconvenience, but both of the main characters’ kids were basically just like.. left behind by their parents to die in the apocalypse

[@fj094t58qjf]

ooh, leaving your kids to die in apocalypse is TIGHT

[@ShiningDarknes]

“Oh, whoops!”

[@fj094t58qjf]

@@ShiningDarknes "whoopsie"

[@qb9music]

Honestly, I feel like no characters in this movie had literally any care

[@reshypoo9447]

Kinda doubt parental supervision would save them from a moon-apocalypse.

[@MyBiPolarBearMax]

“Chekhov’s bowel” is literally the greatest thing ive ever heard. You *are* a professional screenwriter!

[@ceilinh6004]

I was honestly surprised he didn't come right out and say that the main character and the moon have IBS in common, what with the big dump the moon takes. The moon and this guy with IBS were meant to be together.

[@Сайтамен]

So the moon has his conscious inside now, that means, moon has IBS?

[@LuisSierra42]

@@Сайтамен IBS is TIGHT!!

[@redhotswing]

Chekhov's Rectum

[@scorpleeon]

Amen! lol

[@giordihero]

the incredibly mocking "I'm a professional screenwriter" had me in tears

[@sunjoexys7251]

"Peek-a-boo moons are tight!" That just made my day. Also, "Chekov's bowel movement", genius.

[@makarabaduk1754]

Foreshadowed bowel movements are tight!

[@darrens3]

@@makarabaduk1754 They're actually quite loose lols!

[@Sorakeyblademaster37]

The movie goes full Local 58.

[@CorePathway]

IBS in a space suit would really suck

[@JiangGo1998]

I read that as "Peek-a-boo moms are tight!" 😂😂😂

[@ther3aper561]

I love these movies where it's always some "crazy" person that notices things like THE MOON CHANGING ITS ORBIT instead of the hundreds-thousands of scientists whose literal jobs it is to track that stuff.

[@dnannery]

The best part is…in the movie, NASA *did* already notice. The fact that the crazy IBS conspiracy theorist discovered it, too, was totally superfluous. Just like everything else in the script.

[@ErebosGR]

Gotta validate the fringe conspiracy theorist crowd, otherwise who would go see this dumpster fire of a movie?

[@nickgreen4731]

Blame Jaws. It set the template for that whole trope. But I'd love someone to pitch right in and tell me an earlier movie when it happened...

[@HEARTS-OF-SPACE]

@@dnannery Not only did NASA already know about it, but the conspiracy guy literally printed someone else's data, which he had nothing to do with. Unless I missed a detail (and if I did, oh well, I'm not watching this movie again), he had absolutely no role in discovering the moon's modified orbit.

[@bloodyneptune]

Yeah, I can buy it if the thing a distant star. At least I could suspend disbelief for that but like..its the moon. Its right there. You don't need a super powerful NASA telescope to notice, you...you just angle your head up and hey, look at that, the moons moving

[@kingsleycy3450]

Moonfall is for people who find the Fast and Furious franchise too grounded and sensible.

[@shinzero0271]

Moonfall is what happens when the script for Fast and Furious 12 leaks ahead of schedule.

[@beowulfsrevenge4369]

They couldn't go to the moon due to copyright concerns so they brought the moon to earth!

[@tianeshadrayton]

The 'most underrated comment' award definitely belongs here

[@poppy87]

The moon is no match for FAMIlY!

[@MusicoftheDamned]

@@poppy87 Unless you're a step-dad, in which case you're a dead man walking or, er, riding I guess.

[@electricbayonet2]

"Didn't billions of people die?" "Yeah, but not a lot of the people we were following, except for a step-dad." Quentin Tarantino has his love of feet, and Roland Emmerich has his hatred of step-dads.

[@averageant7173]

And presidents

[@Arrynek01]

Wait... that was Emmerich? What the hell happenes to hjm?

[@WiLDCHiLD.]

😂 I learned this tidbit from the _Moon Fall_ Honest Trailer. Didn't know about the President's one, though. 🤣

[@WiLDCHiLD.]

@@averageant7173 Which movies?

[@lacolem1]

The stepdad in 2012 wasn’t dead for 20 minutes before Amanda Peet was back eye fucking John Cusack

[@bmhlogan]

"They team up with the moon?" has to be one of my favourite lines from Pitch Meeting ever.

[@samblack5313]

and a very helpful peek a boo moon it is.

[@Smashsmoosher]

“Chekhov’s Bowel” is one of the funniest damn things I’ve ever heard, and Ryan’s delivery was flawless.

[@alyissaaragon6943]

I can't breathe 😂😂

[@EFLYandCO]

That part had me laughing my arse off. Amazing 😂

[@cipherxen2]

I don't get it

[@mostdefinitelynotaguineapi7566]

@@cipherxen2 A 'Chekhov's gun' is any element of a story that is insignificant when it is introduced but is important to the plot later.

[@ShahudAkbar]

I died lmao

[@CrimsonTemplar2]

So many good lines in this one. “Chekov’s bowel” “I’m a professional screenwriter.”

[@gllyflower]

"I don't think those are operational...but they *might* be" was my fave by far!

[@thewannabegymbro]

Peekaboo moons are tight 😂😂😂

[@hafirenggayuda]

My fav "What kind of dump we're talking about? I want to know more about this dump"

[@MostVexatious]

I would have gone with Chekhov’s Butt.

[@ThreadBomb]

Yeah, I'm sad that not enough people will understand "Chekov's bowel". It's simple but brilliant.

[@wille5080]

The desperation in “I’m a professional screenwriter!” is palpable. 🤣

[@nomibata1]

I thought I was the only one who picks up on that. He's really good with subtle sounds, like when he sobs/cries. Hahaha

[@jzwawa]

I cracked up at that. It was one of the times where I did a quick rewind. This guy is so damn good at his comedic delivery.

[@bizmonkey007]

Holy crap I did not expect this movie to be THAT crazy. It doesn’t jump the shark, it jumps the freakin’ Moon.

[@johnkelly90]

A cow? That makes sense.

[@SenselessUsername]

It jumps the sharknado, so to speak.

[@ArmyWolves]

"They team up with the moon?" LMAO. I love how the Producer in this episode was actually the voice of reason as the Screenwriter was pitching.

[@CigarDoug]

Actually, the Producer IS usually the voice of reason in these sketches. He is asking, "So the guy is just going to do *insert crazy thing*?" and the Screenwriter tells him it's in the script, so there.

[@Buzzy_Bland]

It tends to go back and forth.

[@ArmyWolves]

@cigardoug and @buzzy bland, Yes it does go back and forth. I remember in the early days of the channel the Producer guy would be excited about making money suggest ridiculous ideas from out of place commercials, crossovers, sequels, merchandising and Screenwriter is the one who would be the voice of reason in such cases

[@CigarDoug]

@@ArmyWolves I guess there is a limit to insanity. Even if... MONEY.

[@ArmyWolves]

@@CigarDoug LoL. But even when things get too crazy and ProducerGuy objects the ScreenwriterGuy usually wins him over by casually responding, "But this will make a ton of money," and ScreenwriterGuy excitedly replies, "Oh... making money is tight."

[@heresyhunter4100]

"I'm a professional screenwriter" I still can't believe this was in fact written by a professional screenwriter

[@MJAYZ007]

he just wants to let you know

[@Facade953]

I can't beleive somebody actually got paid for this!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@That80sGuy1972]

Most people don't understand what "professional" means. It means you are paid to do it, that makes it your profession. So, even if that screenwriter ONLY wrote this, and got paid to write it, he's a "professional screenwriter". Decades ago, an associate of mine paid me to accompany him because I was a far better fighter than him and anyone else he knew and I had the time. So, I can put on my resume my time as a professional: security guard, bodyguard, safety specialist, security specialist, security consultant, personal trainer, etc. I've also done these jobs via on-the-job training and did them competently so I was also a professional: cook, plumber, electrician, carpenter, roofer, tile/rug installer, painter, sider, home improvement specialist, cobbler (that's a shoe person), mason, mechanic, draper, gunsmith, locksmith, security specialist, computer scientist, machinist, forklift operator, welder, troubleshooter (former burglary skills applied via my shady days), forensic lab technician, accountant, bookie (don't ask), courier, colorist, efficiency expert, bricklayer (related to the mason one), baker, short-order chef/fry cook (related to cook), butcher, dishwasher, manager, tailor, jeweler, paperboy, legal aid, legal advisor, researcher (a wide variety of those), political scientist, recruiter, etc. My list isn't impressive. I'm old. Also, when people justify what they do as their profession... it doesn't carry the weight it used to. Professionals used to be the standard of who is an expert. Most who professionally did their thing were experts and they could boast about it. That hasn't been the case in over a generation now save for mere bragging rights. Think about everything you were ever paid to do and did it competently enough to be paid to do it, get paid at least once. Literally everything and anything you were paid to do... even once... and that makes you a professional practitioner of that activity. If you start writing those down, you will see you are a "professional" (insert paid job here) for many things. If your list is short, you are probably young and-or had a very stable life... no shame in that. I'm actually envious of you if you are either, especially if both... but I digress. I did do the f^ck-you a few times by boasting that I was a professional in some things to deflate people arguing against me more than a few times, I admit. I'm not proud of that but when I played that card it was to deflate someone stupid/ignorant enough to find that to be a valid point. The only trolls to rail against that were people who generally sat at home watching things and believed that to be a form of life experience. Believe it or not, those trolls are a growing per-capita number of people who are being seen as people actually experiencing life. Think about that for a bit and then be terrified of the future.

[@chasehedges6775]

@@That80sGuy1972 interesting

[@joegq2685]

Well you, my friend, must not have watched movies for the last 20 years lol

[@Sereomontis]

"That's the plan. Blow up the moon with a nuclear bomb - I'm a professional screenwriter" One of the best quotes I've heard in a long time.

[@CorePathway]

Ryan just IBS’d over the entire profession. And boy, do they deserve it for the trash they colonically create

[@lxemergency]

I mean there was that president that briefly floated the idea of using a nuke against a storm.....this doesn't seem too far out there to me.

[@Sorain1]

You can feel how much it offends him that it got approved.

[@g.d.graham2446]

Definitely

[@hotversus]

"The moon is rising, gravity is going to go crazy!"

[@ChristaCrow]

I can’t believe this movie even exists, it’s the maybe most insane thing that took itself 100% seriously that I’ve ever seen. Making a pitch meeting shorter than the entire duration of the film itself must’ve been the opposite of super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@MinistryOfMagic_DoM]

This is amazing. It's like the writers didn't do any research at all because that's not very easy and would have been a huge inconvenience.

[@Kuldirongaze1]

I get that reference

[@Hack3900]

@@Kuldirongaze1 it's like the thing from the thing

[@absolutelypointlessvideos707]

I'm gonna need you to get ALLLL the way off their backs okay?

[@dwlonewolf2273]

Wow, wow, wow wow

[@lwalker8785]

Also because the movie couldn't have happened.

[@jr43129]

This is how I watch most movies these day's. It saves on time and actually having to care about the characters or story.

[@boyankovachev7982]

Yes. For me it's Pitch meetings, Cinemasins and Honest trailers. Ryan is one of the top 3, at the very least. One love ❤️

[@bombarded15]

And less pedantic than Cinemasins

[@heatsrink01]

I find it a great way to find out if the movie is good

[@lilmilontiktok]

So u dont actually watch movies

[@milou66]

We are really living in a golden age of other people watching garbage so we don't have to!

[@conspirasister5945]

Any time when Screenwriter Guy feels the need to remind everyone that he is, in fact, a professional screenwriter is going to be a fun time.

[@TheSofox]

This was a really great Pitch Meeting but there was one major unanswered question: Was the moon jellicle?

[@CorePathway]

Jellicle moons are tight! - hey, somebody had to say it

[@ryansmithscience757]

"Oh, a very jellicle moon!"

[@featuresnobodyaskedfor]

I watched this movie two days ago and all I could think about was how badly I wanted a pitch meeting on it. Ryan George is the MVP.

[@AegixDrakan]

Between this pitch meeting and the Honest Trailer for it, we got spoiled this week!

[@lajeandom]

Even the Northman or Ambulance feel like masterpieces compared to that mess 😂

[@coreyw5981]

Id rather go see the pitch meeting of this in theaters

[@seanwells9702]

When you’re more excited for the Pitch Meeting than the movie itself 😆

[@chrisbrasel8060]

That's Moonfall for ya.

[@lewismathis6496]

And it's usually better.

[@creativerealms]

You mean every pitch meeting?

[@illogicmath]

Definitely

[@markuhler2664]

Hadn't even heard of this thing, but came for the pitch immediately.

[@vitaygeorgina]

The delivery of "a very helpful Moon" is flawless, I died laughing.

[@dan_hitchman007]

RIP

[@mariovonline]

Indeed, I immediately thought about making a GIF of it.

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

Ok

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

​@@mariovonlineok

[@brendaclark5185]

Omg, yes!

[@chunksaflyin]

Gotta say, love seeing the evolution of this channel, the acting, the voices, the presenter , the exec's and the perfectly anticipated catch phrases. Your channel it tight! You have lifted me out of more than a few funks when I needed it and I just have to say, keep it up and thank you so much. LOVE this content.

[@forbiddencroisant]

Moonfall is undeniably one of the movies of all time

[@Cuzjudd]

🤣🤣

[@starwarsjoey228]

blood

[@Breadfan00]

Along with Morbius

[@forbiddencroisant]

@@Breadfan00 absolutely. Morbius is a movie of all time without a doubt.

[@dorkknight7225]

@@Breadfan00 yep. Moonfall is the second movie of all time

[@The-Rest-of-Us]

The first half I thought “interesting premise”, the second half just “wtf am I watching”

[@XENOS_Indie_Game_Dev]

I'd like the first line in a pitch meeting to either be "We have a movie to kill brain cells and make people dumber" or "We have a movie where I need to launder some money to so and so" in order to make things make sense, because how can incompetence be this blatant on screen... stop with the dumbing down of things.

[@Devillionaire]

Popcorn flick! Explosions and CGI! Fun!

[@holly-annemaksyhung]

So true...

[@whatwhatwhat2939]

At least when Nolan has an interesting idea he develops it further by consulting experts. Roland is like if Michael Bay had a baby with the James Cameron and that offspring married an 8 ball of coke.

[@nurgle333]

This was definitely one of the movies of all time

[@sircheese]

*moonvies

[@SpaceArchitronaut]

When I watched the movie I literally said “ can’t wait to see the pitch meeting version.” Not disappointed. Also the comments section here is 💯.

[@user-vi4xy1jw7e]

I hope you didn't pay money to see this

[@SpaceArchitronaut]

😂 well technically since I have the member ship for regal, I didnt specifically pay to go see this in the cinema. But I won’t deny physically being there . My better half and I love watching anything sci-fi..even if it’s awful. 😎

[@the-rob-effect]

Haha same

[@barbaralachance5836]

I hear you sister 😂😂 I was hoping we'd get a pitch meeting out of this one. It was just so beyond ridiculous 🙈🙈

[@JohnLRice]

I've never seen it but now I want to because it seems delightfully crappy! ;-)

[@z-beeblebrox]

Things I """""LOVE"""" about movies involving space in a modern day setting, a list: 1) NASA is obviously totally part of the military and always involves the military all the time 2) nobody knows how orbital mechanics work and THAT'S OKAY. 3) the most valuable person for your space mission will ALWAYS be the guy with the least amount of time clocked in actual space. Oh and retired, he's gotta be retired. Y'know, at the end of the day, space missions and unclogging a kitchen sink are basically the same thing. 4) whenever people think conventional nukes represent any amount of a fraction of a fraction of significant force compared to the vast scale and power of enormous celestial objects...they're TOTALLY right! 5) We must ALWAYS use a space shuttle for our mission, I don't fucking care that they've been decommissioned for over a decade and were both incredibly inefficient and way way more expensive than modern rockets, and I ESPECIALLY don't care that all the shuttle parts have already been turned into the SLS, fuck it, we're choosing the motherfucking space shuttle, you shut your fucking mouth about it

[@z-beeblebrox]

Oh yeah and my bonus favorite: unhinged conspiracy guy who's right actually. How can you not love the endearing personality of a paranoid asshole whose beliefs and motives stem entirely from unfalsiable, unscientific, wild speculations that were clearly developed around a personal agenda, but none of that matters because it turns out he's right accidentally! That means, by default, he's right on purpose too! So all his ideas are A-OKAY! He gets a ride on the redemption arc for free!

[@SeraphsWitness]

@@z-beeblebrox If there's ever a conspiracy theorist main character, everything they say and predict will be correct 100% of the time.

[@RafitoOoO]

Tbf the space shuttles look dope.

[@captainblacksand8484]

This comment is both entertaining and educational

[@535phobos]

And IRL launches get scrubbed and delayed all the time for leaky valves and whatever little problems might be present. SLS has been building for a decade and is now rolling in and out of the VAB for ever so small check ups. But, yeah, lets take a Space Shuttle (which even in its best days was a ticking time bomb) out of a museum, slap a tank and boosters on it that some guy probably had lying around in his back yard, and just launch it. What could go wrong. Every piece in a museum is 100% functional.

[@coolnerdlll6053]

"We're putting spoilers right in the title now?" It's not a big deal. They find Nemo.

[@wutthabuck8772]

And Dory too

[@ThePkmnYPerson]

The Rugrats go to Paris.

[@persianking44]

And the Jedi return after the Empire striked back!

[@thefirstofthelastones8952]

@EpicNinjaEJ Plus Spider-Man was for from Home.

[@ctakitimu]

And they saved Private Ryan

[@timskay2]

Proud to say my wife and I were $20 of that initial box office. This movie was insane from start to end and left me so many terrible quotes. We still will shout "what about the potatoes?" at each other when someone is being ridiculous nearby.

[@Max44321]

Scrapping a world-saving device because of budget concerns is the most realistic thing in this

[@alexutzcel]

You know it's bad when the screenwriter has to remind us that he is indeed a professional screenwriter

[@paperninja0116]

I love how at 1:50 Ryan literally says “Leaking coolant” the exact same time as the guy says it

[@iwatchwithnoads7480]

Ryan's editing skills are tight!

[@a24396]

@@iwatchwithnoads7480 wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow... wow!

[@elvinv1110]

@@iwatchwithnoads7480 it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@shethjrebbell]

This is my favorite one! Come back to it almost weekly lol. “Chekhov’s bowel” “Nuke the moon” “Peekaboo moons” So many more!

[@alisaurus4224]

Sniper moons are also tight (from the PotC Pitch Meeting)-I’m just here to learn about lunar variants

[@leonardadams5633]

I've not seen Moonfall, but, judging by this Pitch Meeting, it's exactly what I expected it'd be from the trailers. SyFy originals are hitting the big screen now.

[@javierserrano2781]

Watching pitch meeting videos about a movie I haven’t seen is tight!

[@danavixen6274]

Watching Pitch Meetings about movies that bombed saves me money and time. This is ALWAYS super easy, barely an inconvenience! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

[@denmark_2172]

“You’re going to have a hard time understanding it from this short review, aren’t you?” Actually it’s going to be super easy! Barely an inconvenience. “Oh really?” Yeah! Ryan does an incredible job!

[@carolynalsup6417]

Seeing this comment in every "Pitch Meeting" comment section is tight! It's kind of like it's our own little shared universe.

[@wreckingopossum]

I watched the Honest Trailer last night and the Pitch Meeting today Glad to know someone else watched the movie for me.

[@pokemariosun4395]

I never heard that this movie existed until this pitch meeting! But that might say more about me than the movie.

[@FreeStyle786]

I literally lol’d, when you said the Lexus was turnt from ECO to SPORT mode to give them a boost 😂

[@pierred.3171]

I knew this movie was going to be GREAT, watched it just to watch the picthmeeting and came right here after finishing it. Never disappointed!

[@durere]

I had this coworker that had IBS and he constantly brought it up. Now it's one of the few things I remember about him. So yeah, that's character development.

[@BirdyJ0]

Why should babies get all the crapping their pants talk?

[@durere]

@@BirdyJ0 why should we?

[@xxchuangtzu6186]

Future episodes: I'd be interested in some "classic" cinema: The Thing, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, maybe some Japanese samurai films, or even Citizen Kane. Seeing Ryan costumed up as a 1930s studio hack would be tight!

[@g.anthonybenjamin281]

I keep suggesting the movie “Clifford” with Martin Short

[@dingfeldersmurfalot4560]

Agreed. I'd like to see him take on some more of the classics too, and 80's horror/sci-fi.

[@PaulThomas-qb9cx]

Agreed! Costume time!

[@rik80280]

Yeah, I loved the Dumbo one.

[@almightycinder]

I'd love to hear him use that 1930s movie dialect.

[@horizonzeromom]

When my husband and I first watched the movie we both said we can't wait for Ryan's take on it. We were not disappointed :)

[@thevrana]

Yeah,I'm probably never gonna watch the movie,but this is like a 5th time I watch this pitch. And the line:-I'm a professional screenwriter! -Kills me every time.

[@shahanahsan05]

@@thevrana the way he says it---

[@andrewwashere82]

I watched this movie just so I could watch The Pitch Meeting XD

[@JJ-ze6vb]

Thank you for that invaluable information and very interesting peek into your domestic life, Nicole Cain (born in 91).

[@horizonzeromom]

@@JJ-ze6vb YT changed my username so I just changed it back. Apparently that's happened a lot lately, but thankfully they got my birth year wrong

[@NoahGooder]

the whole watching the gravity wave thing reminds me of of tourists here in lousiana who will grab a few lawn chairs and a case of beer, then drive down to a leevee to watch the hurricanes make landfall regardless of what category.

[@hib6076]

Honestly, I'm suffering through severe depression and having a pretty shit time. But Ryan always has me in stitches. Thank you for making me smile

[@thepaintingbanjo8894]

Hang in there friend. I'm in the same boat and trying to do everything to forget the pain.

[@RetroGameSpacko]

Me too, pal. Hang in there. For days I am so anxious like I was right before a surgery or something.

[@whiteraven181]

There's incredible value in things that can lighten that weight even for just a few seconds. Pitch Meetings have done the same for me in the past. The World's Worst Weighted Blanket will slip off eventually, just keep walking till it does.

[@nonegog5]

In the same boat and on meds since almost an year. Hang in there! It does get better!

[@davidshillaker7578]

Dont worry, man. You'll make it though. There will be some harder times before it gets better

[@Minotaur1975]

Of all the movies I've seen, Moonfall is definitely one of the most recent

[@RapperRank]

Forgotten in t minus 1 hours.

[@tdhodgskin]

This comment doesn’t have enough likes

[@RT-lo2ku]

I think of Moonfall as a cinematic accomplishment. It probably isn't easy to have so many good actors in a movie and still make it suck so bad.

[@Soupy_loopy]

Like dunking cookies in beer

[@willvgo2950]

Actually, it's super easy, barely an inconvenience. Oh, really? Yeah, because kompromat.

[@danavixen6274]

Truth! Halle, Patrick and Michael ARE better than this! SMH! 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@MrPGC137]

Well, fortunately I'm old enough to remember the era of Irwin Allen, so I'm able to cut movies like this a _little_ more slack... (Throughout the film, I kept thinking, "If Irwin Allen ever did a doomsday sci-fi movie, _this_ might've been the result...")

[@rabbitsfoot8]

Expendables

[@manunui871]

Ryan usually saves us from bad movies, but this is the first time I've wanted to see a movie after the Pitch Meeting treatment. Bad sci-fi is right up my alley! Thanks, Ryan!

[@mikes5637]

I loved it. 👍

[@vvv9544]

It was so ridiculous that you have to wonder if they didn't set out to make a "it's so bad it's good" movie. Totally worth it.

[@stevenhunt1581]

The continuing evolution of the head tilt with ‘super easy, barely an inconvenience’ is what I live for.

[@hamman_samuel]

Finally, someone else noticed it too!

[@Bricksgaming710]

I love how on the news they try to blame the pilot in space for losing his friend even though they knew about the technology that killed the friend so it totally just used him as a scapegoat and then tried to rehire him to solve the issue even though they've known about it and stopped working on it yeah great plan

[@jellyfishjig]

Basic astrophysics may have been too difficult for the screenwriters to learn, but writing about crappy beaucracies and incompetent and insufficient efforts to protect the planet probably required no authorial research.

[@Orice11]

"Almost, but instead of flying the helicopter upwards, the pilot flies it directly into the tidal wave, so..." This killed me. 😂

[@Miezwa]

No. This killed the pilot.

[@DeepSubmerge]

And the passengers.

[@obrecht72]

As effective as when the characters run in a straight line away from something rolling, crashing or falling in their direction instead of making a 90 degree turn and making tracks away from danger.

[@danielmoreno4117]

I don’t even watch movies anymore. I watch these pitch meetings and the whole movie unfolds in just a fraction of the time.

[@King_Vangelis]

I love how he knew no one really wanted to see this so he didn’t even put a spoiler warning

[@jonathansauceda589]

Well that and it was in theaters 3 months ago

[@TechDove]

@@jonathansauceda589 I never even heard of this. Seems like a fever dream

[@reignman30]

Moonfall sounded like a James Bond movie, which are so dumb I only watch the Pitch Meetings, but then I found out it was basically a remake of 2012 on steroids instead.

[@TheJerbol]

The best part is that after the atmosphere has been 'stripped' it magically comes back ten minutes later

[@bleankdallas2924]

It's a convenient atmosphere. What did you expect

[@lacolem1]

Can’t leave the atmosphere up there without underwear

[@harrytabb328]

Well, actually, that makes sense. Think of the atmosphere as an ocean. The moon pulls it up and away from the earth as it passes by, just like it does with ocean tides, and then the air falls back down once the moon is no longer pulling it upward.

[@silentlamb21]

@@harrytabb328 it still doesn't make sense because the gravity of the moon doesn't increase because it edges closer. also, to actually have the effect described in the movie, the moons gravity would have to be bigger or at least up to par with earths gravity.

[@countluke2334]

@@harrytabb328 The market research done before release sure expected more people like you.

[@DJHolte]

"I'm a professional screenwriter!" nearly made me fall off my chair.

[@Novastar.SaberCombat]

I'm in a few online groups where many claim to be. Ryan is *SPOT* on. 🐲✨🐲✨🐲✨

[@janpavel1107]

He is ...kinda

[@briankiragu]

I know man!

[@almightycinder]

You should get a new chair, like the Waysus.

[@maxcloud753]

It sounds both defensive and bewildered, good voice work.

[@adriob7520]

i just watched this movie to see this pitch meeting and it was worth it to sit through that just to watch this. That's how much i appreciate this channel

[@TehWhiteTiger]

I love disaster movies and usually have a big tolerance for how dumb they are. This one was certainly up there but just wasn't quite goofy enough to make it fun. You need the right balance, either make a logical premise or go full goof. You can't half arse it.

[@TheFroneyZone]

exactly! plus, u know, u need David Duchovny to help pull it off too!

[@Goldenkitten1]

See more people need to think like this. Make no mistake I love sci-fi like The Martian and Interstellar that deals with (relatively) realistic science and genuine characters. But sometimes you just want to watch a big dumb movie with ridiculously over the top special effects and a plot that really just serves as a vessel to funnel those special effects to your eye orbs. We don't have to be serious 100% of the time and pick apart an over-the-top blockbusters every plothole like it makes us smart for noticing.

[@NoahGooder]

@@Goldenkitten1 2012 and day after tomarrow are my "big dumb movies" they just have that kind of almost perfect ballence of fun and some level of grounding

[@wellthen.......9384]

It wasn't goofy enough? The moon came so fucking close to the Earth that it was almost clipping buildings just think about how goofy that shit is if the moon even got 1/10 of the distance to Earth that it did in the movie it would be enough to peel entire layers of the planet off the fucking ground that would mean it would pull you off the ground so hard you would literally set on fire That's if your body doesn't completely cave in on itself from the amount of G force that you would feel within that 1 second The amount of stupid in this movie is just beyond comprehension take every horrible disaster movie and throw shark nado in there and it makes more sense than anything from this movie I hope the person who wrote this movie is never allowed to be a part of any project ever again and wherever they go people just point at that person and tell them shut the hell up forever You could make a dumb movie but when you make a dumb movie that's trying to pretend to be legit and as serious as it wants to take itself but doesn't even fucking know what it wants to be I apologize for this long rant but this movie felt like it was a crime against humanity I feel like we as a species are lesser now because this exists I really really really hope the studio shamed the fuck out of the writers of this and this movie proves that Emerick is one of the biggest fucking flop directors to have ever walked Directors need to stop fucking thinking that they can go outside there John ra and make every single type of movie possible because they have the title director

[@scorpiusbalthazar4327]

Moonfall is one of my favorite disaster movies. I saw it 3 times in the theaters and if I wasn't so lazy it would've been 4. This and Greenland are awesome.

[@gamedokter]

I was summarizing the movie to someone and said: "so the moon upgrades the EMP and then helps fight off the evil AI nanobot sandworm with its laser turrets" I have never laughed so hard in my life.

[@dnannery]

Also this was the most grounded and realistic part of the movie

[@gamedokter]

@@dnannery Accurate. Lol

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

Imagine getting halfway through writing this film, saying those words to yourself, and then being like "Wow. I need another cup of coffee. This is gold."

[@eduardoarmenta9232]

One would think the very first thing those super advanced humans will add to the defense system of their extremely important, last hope for humanity, installations would be some kind of EMP weapon... Ya know, in case the killer machines comes knocking.

[@neliaferreira9983]

I applaud that you understood the movie enough to explain it to someone else. I was just too overwhelmed with Halle Berry's wooden face thru-out. She sees people being eaten alive in space and her face says "this peanut-butter jar is more expensive than last week".

[@justme22154]

So... This is just where we are in terms of movies? The moon falling to Earth? I'll tell ya this much, they're making Ryan's job easier.

[@lukewright9031]

According to Roland Emerich this movie (depending on how you interpret his interview about this film) was probably a dare about coming up with something "original" unlike leaning on comic book franchises. Yep, he's one of "those" guys.

[@jackienation12]

@@lukewright9031 those guys?

[@markadams3423]

Mars Falling is the sequel

[@motherplayer]

@@lukewright9031 And he did it independently with Russian and Chinese investors mainly, so this is certainly gonna be good news for them. It is a bit comforting to know that dumb, turn your brain off style isn't always the surefire success some people think it is.

[@luxurybuzz3681]

There's a scene in The Time Machine where the moon is falling apart due to drilling on the moon

[@cj5787]

this could has been the first 20min long pitch meeting. we need a detailed one for this movie.

[@LoudCity025]

Man i want a Everything Everywhere All At Once pitch meeting. That would be wild

[@planetofthegapes]

It turns out that Ryan George is a parallel universe counterpart of George Ryan.

[@Psychedelicpourhouse]

Yes please. Movie was fantastic but would be so fun to describe in a nonsensical farcical way

[@ABC-yt1nq]

As long as Screenwriter Guy and Producer Guy shove awards up their butts first, 'cause shoving an Oscar up your ass is tight! (The Academy Award, not the irascible garbage-can dwelling muppet.)

[@MyBiPolarBearMax]

IBS has definitely built my character.

[@mikeyh0]

Try a tablespoon of olive oil with several drops of lemon juice an hour before eating breakfast. Get up early if you have to. It's worth it. Cold-pressed olive oil works best.

[@MGD313]

Talk about an exposition dump.

[@dingfeldersmurfalot4560]

Ah, blow it out your ass ...

[@GreatUSTreasureHunt]

It's going to be hard to make a movie that's less scientifically accurate than Armageddon. Actually, it's going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience! Oh, really! Yeah yeah yeah. Wow wow wow wow.

[@knivesout33]

" I'm a professional screenwriter" - I laughed so hard that I peed a little.

[@vvv9544]

Laughing till you pee is tight

[@tartra]

I love how "Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience" has moved from a light nod to early head banging 🤣

[@tranquilrabies]

Oh, really?

[@metaversebuilding6188]

"Peek-A-Boo moons are tight!!!" :-D The best line of the whole vid

[@wallsgreebo8352]

Agreed 😂

[@christianhardtofind6349]

That's what she said...

[@aferraro92]

The "Chekhov's bowel" joke was some of Ryan's best work.

[@JDRetrolUtion]

I honestly want a sequel to this movie. It was so insane that I simply need more. Definitely a so bad it's good movie imo

[@richmcgee434]

It's not what you're after (ie it's actually pretty good and makes sense in a manic military space-opera scifi kind of way) but do yourself a favor and go read David Weber's 1991 novel Mutineers' Moon, and maybe the sequels if you dig the first one. Like the film, the moon is indeed a giant self-aware starship built by ancient humans, although every other aspect of the story is different and the stupidity level won't cause a brain aneurysm. Just don't get your hopes up for any characters with IBS.

[@JDRetrolUtion]

@@richmcgee434 if not ibs, what about chronic heartburn

[@Unlikely_Pirate]

“Team up with the moon.” I laughed SO hard. And I was on the train.

[@maxcloud753]

And the Moon tags in for the slam!

[@wasabiwarabi]

@@maxcloud753 lmfao XD

[@ceilinh6004]

"Should we save the world?" "Nah. We don't have the budget for that." -People in this movie, probably

[@Syka]

Most realistic part of the movie tbh

[@ryanhamstra49]

Sounds like normal nasa budget…. “Should we work on a way to deflect asteroids??” “No!!! Send guns to terrorists!!!!”

[@shorewall]

@@ryanhamstra49 Nasa sends guns to terrorists? :D

[@Сайтамен]

But we have the budget to make a movie about saving the world!

[@abduljah9355]

@@shorewall they've never said that they didn't!

[@jenh101]

Does anyone else find themselves saying ‘super easy, barely an inconvenience’ along with him every time? I don’t even know am doing it anymore 🤣

[@eddyspecter]

My wife does it for us.

[@a-bombgamingworld1023]

My girlfriend does

[@anotherclassicent]

My imaginary friend does

[@stuarts5301]

Lol, I see it coming and still crack up anyways. He’s says it with such swag 😂

[@mikeyh0]

Oh, really?

[@shaynethomas8880]

More people have seen this pitch meeting than the actual movie

[@tekuaniaakab2050]

Can’t wait for the sequel “Sunrise” where it turns out that the sun is a spaceship taken over by aliens and the Moon has to save the day

[@Minotaur1975]

The sequel to that one can be Sunrise: Eclipse

[@robliberachi]

😭😭😭😭😭

[@ThreadBomb]

Sun vs Moon: there can be only one!

[@kittehgo]

Oh,oh after that one. Let's so saturn, or continue the IBS joke with Uranus 😁

[@Minotaur1975]

@@kittehgo call it "prolapse" because Uranus is falling

[@A0130EX]

This movie was awful and i enjoyed every single minute of it. it's one of the few movies not even pitch meetings can give full justice to how dumb it is

[@MyBiPolarBearMax]

I havent watched it yet but its giving off very “The Core” vibes making a Natural Disaster So Terrible its Good Cinematic Universe (NDSTIGCU)

[@scorch2155]

This impresses me as it sounds dumb as hell

[@A0130EX]

@@scorch2155 oh don't worry it gets dumber

[@Sekir80]

Now, I wanna see it! :D

[@samsonscott6317]

Honest trailers did a video on the movie a few days ago. Together the videos start to paint the full picture. P.S. Obviously the pitch meeting is better, but it’s pretty damn funny.

[@CampbellWolfe]

When I first read John Bradley's comments about how he thought people were wrong about the last season of game of thrones re. He says the cast didn't know it was going to be bad, I assumed he meant well but misinterpreted what people were saying as a critisim of the cast themselves, not the writers. After seeing this is the project he chose after all this time, I now see the poor guy just doesn't seem to grasp what makes a good or even passable script. Which sucks, cause I like him as an actor, but if he can't separate a good script from bad, he's going to keep ending up in bad films and ruin his burgeoning stardom, and that's a shame.

[@ThreadBomb]

Getting paid a lot of money can make any script look good.

[@peerlearnin5600]

Apparently Josh Gad was the first choice and he signed up but had to pull out later. I think it's still good for Samwell's career to fill another actor's shoes and show producers that he is game

[@TheMarwanAlley]

4:04 this is the greatest screenwriting technique ever ‼️

[@robertdavis3036]

"I'M A PROFESSIONAL SCREENWRITER!" Floored me.

[@pexsel4184]

I can’t wait for the Moon Knight and Multiverse of madness pitch meetings

[@Сайтамен]

Moon Knight Fall.

[@wakamoon1910]

moon knight especially, I can already imagine the fun dialogue ryna gonna make: "so ive got this plot where oscar isaac is gonna have to talk to himself by pretending to be 2 different characters." "yeah that sure does sound like a fun and unique concept."

[@notimportant2508]

I would love to see the sequels of sharknado as pitch meetings, haven't seen a single one of em but the article at the end of the pitch meeting of the original got me really intrigued.

[@BrentStarling]

Eh, the Sharknado sequels are made TO be bad. I don’t think the pitch meeting would be as funny without Screenwriter Guy being ignorant of how bad the screenplay is.

[@notimportant2508]

@@BrentStarling maybe, that's up to Ryan how he wants to write them, but like with the mario movie I enjoyed screenwriter guy just repeatedly saying "I don't care.".

[@tomwill313]

“I’m a professional screen writer”. That sums it all up right there.

[@GossamerGhoul]

I love how Ryan somehow always manages to get permission to film on-location. I know that the Screenwriters and Producers are a pair of actors and not the _actual_ screenwriters and producers each time, but if you check the sign on the door at the start of each video, you can see that it's always the actual offices of the studio in question. Every time! I don't know how he manages to keep convincing the studios to let him film in their offices, but it adds a nice touch of authenticity to the videos.

[@dawnfire82]

Wait'll you notice how the background and character appearances change with the decades...

[@johnchapman1132]

This writing of this movie…it’s incredible. Must have been super easy. Some might say barely an inconvenience

[@juckto-007]

Ryan 1: "Soooo, should we put a Spoilers Ahead warning on it?" Ryan 2: "I'm pretty sure it's gone rotten already." Ryan 1: "Yeah yeah yeah."

[@serpentinious7745]

Rotten scripts are TIGHT

[@mmills9987]

...yeah

[@brevebe]

Literally didn't know this movie existed until you made this. So I watched this instead of the movie. Loved it 10/10

[@angelorasmijn7306]

It’s better to listing to Ryan George than actually watching the movie.

[@nicolasmacak9564]

Hi Ryan, I am now facing health problems and your pitch meetings help me a lot. I know you invest insane time and effort into your content and it shows. Ty for you hard work.

[@Ethan-wr2os]

You doing okay now, buddy?

[@nicolasmacak9564]

​@@Ethan-wr2os I am doing great. My injuries healed and I am no longer in pain. Thank you very much for asking 🙂

[@Ethan-wr2os]

@@nicolasmacak9564 dude that is SOO good to hear man, I always like to hear about a good ending 🙂

[@IIISentorIII]

@@Ethan-wr2os hearing about good endings *is tight*

[@abhinav.thepianoman]

@@Ethan-wr2os THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST WHOLESOME RANDOM INTERACTIONS I’VE EVER SEEN IN A YT COMMENT SECTION thank you sir for restoring my faith in humanity a little

[@ceilinh6004]

"The moon gives a big dump." Ah, I see. The moon also has IBS.

[@drinkxyz]

Moondump is the sequel.

[@Noname-xr4ql]

@@drinkxyz Moonleak: the third movie of the trilogy

[@richards.1766]

@@Noname-xr4ql moonfall cinematic universe

[@somekindoftoast5765]

django unchained, zootopia, tropic thunder, hang over trilogy would all be awesome pitch meetings for you to do some day!!!! Keep up the great work Ryan !!!

[@erikhermansen3431]

Tropical Thunder please!

[@MrHartApart]

just saw it and I have to say, that was a movie I've seen! I really liked that one scene where the moon is coming up over the horizon, distorting gravity in a huge way, and our hero's figure just go into this random wooden shack since as we all know, gravity is no match for rickety timber.

[@Ackalan]

If the man in the moon can't see them, he can't hurt them.

[@thelegendaryfk7922]

Im my experience it is true that gravity is no match for wood lol

[@ragingmonkeycritic]

“I’m a professional writer” The fact that this movie exists and a Ryan George movie don’t makes me want the moon to crash into earth

[@Br-kc2jy]

"Influencer: The Movie" Don't thank me

[@doki1146]

4:35 this was the literally every audience reaction what the f*** is happening 🤣🤣🤣👌👌

[@WhyHighC]

That Eco mode to Sport mode never gets old 😆

[@hafizhmohamad2885]

“To just go die” that’s my favourite line in the whole pitch meeting series