Ari Shaffir - Butt Stuff - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

Ari Shaffir tries something different in bed, but it goes very, very poorly.
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[@MrBob2212]

“There’s no worse STD than a baby” 😂

[@adrianpina7757]

dude ive been on a binge watching this dude hes hilarious

[@OuroboroArturo]

Check out his podcast, Skeptic Tank. It's rad like him.

[@asiamiwillbe]

@@OuroboroArturo me tooo

[@Christiane-yb1wj]

I adore him.

[@descry1]

Same

[@erniesimms7425]

Found him on this day. Been binging for hours now

[@architeuthis3476]

For those who aren't familiar with the Hebrew phrase at 8:50, בתיאבון "b'teavon" is basically the same as saying "bon appetit."

[@royalalchemist6939]

Thanks

[@irobotfanatic]

Just what I was looking for! Thank you.

[@mspiper2852]

תודה!

[@EikottXD]

Thx dude

[@arvidalexatsinch1163]

I don't speak french

[@crushed0skull]

That guy in the back, making faces like it's all happening to him right at the moment hahah

[@aaronthekid97]

"Hungry Hungry hippo Ass" I need this on a hoodie

[@hiimmooky]

Do you really tho?

[@aaronthekid97]

yes preston yes i do

[@Chris-hw4mq]

Perfect christmas story

[@RustinChole]

The show was sooooo much better with Ari. I can't believe CC banished him from his own show cause he dared do a Netflix special.

[@Christiane-yb1wj]

I'm happy he has a special. He deserves it! Bout to go watch that tonight!

[@NPC-nn4qe]

Yeah, fuck Comedy Central.

[@WaRLoKWYATT]

Comedy Central is a shit hole.

[@notagiantseaslug5523]

I’m all for Ari and not CC in this case. They should give him back his intellectual property.

[@conanseibel4464]

"Hungry hungry hippo ass", that's a classic!

[@40niners]

Ari, Tom and Bert. The most laughs I've ever shit out.

[@NPC-nn4qe]

Y- You laugh out your ass? wtf?

[@mvhemp]

I'm just binge watching tf out of Ari Shaffi This Is Not Happening videos

[@NPC-nn4qe]

Same. Watching every last one on here.

[@mphillips5366]

Busted out laughing when Ari hit us with the air quotes. Hilarious.

[@CordaroBlu]

She didn't go ahead and update him on his "altered" flight plan? Like, when you set the plan out, most women usually give you a warning that you're in the wrong neighborhood. Metaphors.

[@larryphillipsjr.1607]

Simple Sonata 😂

[@ETAisNOW-wn8wx]

Who's flying from neighborhood to neighborhood?

[@sydneyhensley4444]

I know you commented this 5 years ago, but I just wannna show you some love. AMAZING comment. Thank you.

[@skitzmfff2351]

@@sydneyhensley4444 i know this was 11 months ago but also amazing comment haha lol im fucking wsted

[@MrJamesohh]

So he is Napolean Dynamite's cooler older brother. Right?

[@johnpshitek2473]

funny

[@auxnull]

you're just jealous because he's been chatting with hot chicks on the internet all day

[@fryingraijin]

Wait, wasn't SHE supposed to notice?

[@helloimellieful]

I was thinking that too.. like he SHOULD have said something if it didnt feel right. But like.... she would have been the first to notice

[@helloimellieful]

He even made the point that any sexually active person with a vagina will IMMEDIATELY let you know when you're going for the wrong hole

[@helloimellieful]

Unless they were both HEAVILY intoxicated, then I could sort of understand but yeah

[@stephanieann6622]

@@helloimellieful I would think someone who doesn't have sex often would notice a lot quicker because like nothing has ever been up there lmao unless she stretches really easily and lubed the fuck up. Drugs and/or alcohol can play a big part in it though.

[@chiefcaptn1922]

She just wanted a baby lets be adults.

[@storytimewithunclebill1998]

Ari had me rolling again. He said "Yes" so fast. Got a new subscriber. Was fun to watch. Great video

[@Tiersenhiphop]

Best episode so far I haven't laughed out loud so much to stand up in a while.

[@Tiersenhiphop]

No.

[@Pink_kiwi707]

"other genus of hard-ons" lol

[@ryanmadlener]

my favorite part haha

[@tyavalos]

"What are you Mexican or something," 😂😂😂

[@skinnymarauder333]

I'm actually lost, what was the joke behind that?

[@Phi1618033]

8:50 "B'tei avon" --> Hebrew: "Enjoy your meal."

[@andrewwagner9901]

Tal Moore thankyou

[@danielbeling5801]

"there's a cure but its pretty illegal" no one in the crowd laughed but i fucking died

[@vekavex6606]

Ari Shaffir is damn funny. I watched him before and he always delivers best jokes!

[@wheelzmarco]

Love these Apex Twin intros, with their sick get ready for "Fun" stories.

[@NPC-nn4qe]

Did you mean _"Aphex Twin"?_

[@leonardcarlson9207]

I seriously have that one bottle of lube that's been sitting there for God know how long half full. The bottle of lube has even changes houses with me haha.

[@taylorgang2237]

Leonard Carlson same lol.

[@kurtilingus]

"... there's a cure for it, but it's *way* illegal." Lol, brilliant.

[@anthonycannon1747]

These "this is not happening" episodes are really making me sad that I never had cable

[@shadow_stalk]

Ehhh this 10 minute joke would have taken about 20 on cable soo your just missing the commercials if anything lol!

[@MrSlackershiek]

favorite comedian

[@alastair7095]

Ari is pretty underrated.

[@HarryVerolme]

Ari always make me laugh so hard

[@fugginchit1]

9:30 Lol Ari took the words right out of my mouth

[@Lina-di1gi]

when it goes in the wrong hole, the woman would ever so gently say NO NO NOOOOOOO

[@BigJsSecretStash]

(With swatting motions like she's shooing a fly away) 😂

[@edgarallanpoe8917]

Then you reply *Bite The Pillow I’m Goin In Dry*

[@mikepryor7467]

I think If a girl says wrong hole the only good is answer “well yeah this should be mila kunis’ ass but here we are@

[@Thornsbaby]

Nooo my ex did this dry and I kicked him and was crying

[@bored9744]

9:58 watch the guy to the left as his face changes hahahaha

[@gratefullyliving6576]

Lol

[@goriaakash]

This was so funny 😂

[@deathsquadkush]

go ari! best show ever

[@jeyjay023]

Omg this was so hilarious

[@alvaromd3203]

Precious! I laughed sooo hard.

[@watermelons2921]

9:57: "hungry hungry hippo ass" look at the dude in the blue shirt in the background, youre welcome

[@fluidapple9091]

Zachary Alton I made the same exact as I watched him

[@IvysPanicRoom]

It's been long enough for it to recommend Ari again

[@professorfreedom5073]

“Meh we’re done” sounded like Brandon Novak

[@godmodefantastic4487]

YO I JUST DIED LAUGHING 9:52 INTO IT. I HAVEN'T LITERALLY LAUGHED OF JOY IN A WHILE. 👍

[@mcspikesky]

Kevin Christy... CRUSHING IT!

[@armourtillo]

this was so hilarious

[@mcspikesky]

Damn, Ari. Slay'd it. With love from Wales.

[@julian11able]

Closed it so strong, 10/10 on the last two lines!

[@megansmith3180]

I hate people that hate Ari Shaffir

[@tobybigs5069]

+HipsterHolocaust what the fuck

[@joemurray2523]

it would help if he was funny

[@RatnaMaharaj]

No one hates him, it's just that he's a jew

[@benm5913]

I hate people that hate people that hate Ari Shaffir.

[@RatnaMaharaj]

I hate people that hate people that hate people that hate Ari Shaffir.

[@qstar710]

My nigga ari

[@joshmo3472]

Rocking that Napoleon Dynamite suit lol

[@weg2rt]

Wow, that was hilarious

[@TheCaymanRasta]

This crowd sucks, like seriously did you go out to funerals to find them?

[@johnpshitek2473]

that girl was dying

[@johnpshitek2473]

its not true just because You say so.

[@thomascampr]

Are you the fucking crowd police? Get lostvtroll

[@paulreeves8594]

TheCaymanRasta HehEHEH gO tO tRuTHCoNtESTCom< rEAd The PREsent

[@MayorMcThicc]

thomascampr Good one.

[@elicantlive]

All I do is watch theses all day everyday 25/8

[@thrustmuch]

Found him yesterday, non stop laughing

[@JoshTruff]

Ari you the man.

[@frankstoeknife3685]

Lmao genus of hard ons 😂😂😂

[@Constantine_Aurelian]

Bro that totally happened to me man makes it so much funnier

[@particlejones]

Ari hilarious

[@annahappen7036]

BRING BACK ARI🙋‍♀️

[@streetbeaglekz1923]

6:20 absolutely made me lose my shit hahahaha this guy is crack up

[@gankenator]

I lost my mind when he said hungry hippo. 🤣

[@glennyeah]

GET ARTIE LANGE ON THIS!

[@miked.1528]

That'll fill the next 3 seasons

[@GrantPatN]

He has been now

[@topeksinghnotaterrorist3714]

he was

[@jellis9618]

Ari is great at telling stories.

[@safewordiswolfy2012]

Dont move 😂

[@hjv7121]

This exact same thing of mistaken hole identity happened to me before too..

[@IcyMidnight]

1:00 for the start

[@luistpa4028]

This dude is so nonchalant fucken funny as hell...

[@martindouglas6750]

I love this guy

[@kylejohnson4889]

3 point stance..funny af

[@charlesst.george9845]

The intros are fine But waiting’s a sin The video starts at 1:00 in

[@JJMcGlock]

Saw Ari open at just for laughs years back Even funnier nowadays

[@Curbstomp717]

My girl loves it!

[@mamajim998]

Ari is fs in the top ten comics of all time

[@joshtruman377]

Been exactly there.

[@LisaLisa001]

That was awesome. But as far as anal horror stories, you dodged a bullet

[@jarodhunt9218]

This bit thxD

[@nickpower3185]

This Is Not Happening, Fucking Excellent every episode

[@davegass1650]

Ari is awesome !!! So true , so funny !!!!!

[@robins.9700]

"Pregnant? What, are u Mexican?' 😮😂

[@southerngirl102030]

7:24 literally dying

[@ninjarider84]

Guy in the blue shirt when he said "are you Mexican " definitely looked at someone Hispanic to cage their reaction before he laughed 🤣🤣🤣

[@nicholaskellen346]

Give aRi his show back!

[@senseigoon451]

Whats the name of the song used for the intro?

[@hiimmooky]

Haha!! Can someone explain to me the "What are you, Mexican?" Joke though, that one didn't register for me LOL

[@rossclark1205]

Brown baby = brown shit?

[@dylanjones1990]

Preston Wagner There's a stereotype that Hispanic woman get pregnant extremely easy. I can only assume it kinda started because the main religion is catholicism and the catholic church is anti-condom.

[@deeznutz2842]

+john pshitek your a fucking dipshit.

[@1feloniouspunk]

Uh may zing!

[@mxtw7910]

“With your hungry hungry hippo ass” 😂😂😂

[@absolutelyeveryone2425]

🤣🤣🤣

[@SkyTechElectronics]

Oh my God, Ari is a fucking savage! My ribs hurt! xD

[@ddp7028]

This dude is toooo fucking funny 😆

[@ebutym11225]

This was funny shit.

[@kalebjaythecracker4173]

Look in for the "did he just introduce himself"

[@devinbrown2517]

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

[@imbatmanbitchh]

Lmao halfsies on a day after pill

[@mxamiss5]

What girl wants someone to last 2 minutes

[@Lollita23]

@@accuser_of_the_brethren7816 haha yup! Time is $$

[@fluidapple9091]

A girl that has shit to do the next day?

[@robrodriguez4866]

oh ari shaffir... you arent the only one bro

[@Thunder_Dream_Designs]

Hahaha omg hungry hungry hippo ass haha amazing haha

[@blakemcglothlin6351]

Watching this guy high is the best

[@timytumper]

KOBE

[@teenietoad]

"if you see [someone with a sleeve of tattoos], theres one thing you can guarantee, not a virgin" well clearly the universe is telling me to get a sleeve before losing my v-card 🤷

[@mishgriffin8116]

3:04 oooooh

[@ponchoonchmoncho3691]

Yo I lost it at hungry hungry hippo ass!!!

[@edgarsmoonrocks1562]

bring back Ari!

[@sniperskills2921]

I bought this, I usully dont do that sort of thing... worth it.

[@thisguyrighthere3647]

It's game time.